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Hentai ASMR

HentaiASMR sounds like something that probably wouldn�t have existed a decade ago, which is frankly just more evidence that we live in the golden age of pornography. It�s a merging of two fetishes that have exploded in popularity in more recent years, and I�m pretty excited to check it out. I�m so thrilled that I�m getting tingly sensations from my scalp to my dick; could I be having a stroke, or is this just the magic of that Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response they�re talking about?Whatever...

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KoreanBJ

Korean BJ! If you have refined tastes, not just any tube site will get the fucking job done. You need a niche tube site that can make you cum your brains out. Now, suppose you have a hankering for watching Koreans suck cock at their best; where the fuck can you go to find that kind of smut?Korean BJ must have heard your cries because they offer a plethora of amazing blowjob videos from Koreans so sexy, it should be criminal. I almost came out of my fucking eyeballs just looking at some of these...

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TubeAsianCams

Tube Asian Cams, if the name is to be believed, combines a few things that most of us, Internet perverts fucking love: porn tubes, sexy Asian ladies, and live webcam sex. Of course, cam sites and video tubes aren�t quite similar, so what is it they�re really hawking? According to the subtitle below the spraypaint-and-stencil logo, this is an Asian Chaturbate Cam Archive. If you ever feel like you�ll have FOMO unless you watch the cam sites 24-7, this may put you at ease and give you something...

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AsiaOnTop

Asia On Top is such a revealing name for a porn site. Just from the name, you know what you�re going to get on this site; instantly turning heads and popping boners on all those victims of yellow fever. Well, I had a cravin� for some Asian this morning, so I was pretty excited to see the link pop up in my inbox. Therefore, after enjoying a delicious bowl of Viagra fried rice for breakfast, I loaded up the site to see what it had to offer.AsiaOnTop.com began its life at AsiaOn.top before...

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Hijab Hookup

Sometimes a HijabHookup is exactly what you need, but honestly, it can be a little challenging to find one. Let�s be real here: the Muslim world isn�t exactly known for permissive attitudes on casual sex or hardcore pornography. That�s bad news for horny dudes who appreciate a beautiful Arab girl with a stunning figure hiding under all that traditional garb. It might be haram, but it sure gives me some raging hard wood.So what�s a hijab-chaser to do? You could risk taking a trip to Afghanistan...

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EroLeaks

EroLeaks! I don�t know about your tiny dick, but I fucking love the kind of exclusive content you find on platforms like OnlyFans. I could be jerking off to the models I subscribe to on Patreon, salivating over lasses from the NSFW subreddits on Reddit, getting off to content on ManyVids, or something else entirely. The point is, there�s a plethora of places I can go to get personable unique porn.It�s a new type of porn. And with so many talented performers, models, and starlets producing more...

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Mitaku

What is it about cosplay that makes my dick so hard? Don�t get me wrong; I�m not talking about just any kind of cosplay. Those fat chicks that dress up like anime characters with titty sweat dripping down their bodies, leaving a trail in their wake, don�t exactly make the penis move. Rather, I�m referring to the talented gals who know their character, understand the costumes� ins and outs, and then make it sexual.That�s the kind of content that you are going to find over on Mitaku. It�s the...

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CamFox

Cam Fox is a free cam show archive with HD downloads of the best shows. Nothing is worse than missing out on your favorite cam slut�s best performance. Hell, maybe you have a few bitches that you love jerking your dick to, and they happen to be live at the same time. Even you nerdy fucks can only have so many monitors. It�s simply not possible to sit back and enjoy every single show that you want to fap to at the same time. The only way to get access to those sweet, sweet VODs is usually by...

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JAVBabe

JAV Babe! Where the fuck can you go when you are horny as hell for JAV pornography? Well, you could fly over to Japan and buy the hot shit in one of the numerous porn stores in the country. You may have to deal with a horny fuck behind the counter trying to dry hump your leg, though. But, hey, if that�s the kind of adventure you want to experience, you go and do you!For everyone else that does not want to have to deal with battling traffic in Japan and getting accosted by a porn clerk that�s...

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VidsGator

You wouldn�t know it, but Vids Gator is home to so much vintage porn you won�t have a clue what to watch first. Should you go for porn from the 60s, or is that too fucking old for you? Perhaps you�d rather watch porn from the aughts for fresher content.Whatever the case may be and whichever era you pine for, VidsGator is going to hook you up with some of the best old porn ever made. Whether you hate today�s porn (what the fuck is wrong with you?!) or just want to beat off to videos from simpler...

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Cum Swallow Clips

CumSwallowClips! How often do you find yourself jerking off to porn that ends just when it�s getting hot and heavy? Well, those types of clips are called teaser videos. I don�t know if they make you want to go and look at the full video or not, but they have been around for fucking ever, so I suppose they do their job to some extent. Still, the number of blue balls I have gotten just from jerking off to these types of teaser clips is unthinkable.It pisses me the fuck off, and I�m sure I�m not...

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BrasilVR

Who�s up for some Brasil VR? Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from virtual reality goes humping, and when she smashes, everyone she smashes goes, �Damn!� Brazilian women are the muses of artists and the fap fantasies of perverts the world around, and this following site promises to drop one right on that raging hard boner of yours�in VR, anyway. Well, this is the closest you�re going to get from mom�s basement. So grab that expensive sex helmet, and let�s check it out.BrasilVR.com is...

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BestPornGames com

The Best Porn Games are arguably one of the only reasons for getting out of bed in the first place, but let�s be real: you don�t even have to drag your ass out from under the sheets to appreciate a fap-worthy RPG or titty-infused adventure game. In another life, before I was ThePornDude, I wasted countless hours of productive company time playing cartoon porn games and X-rated incremental clickers. These days, a bit of one-handed strategy or some adult dating sims are all in a day�s work. Hell,...

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VintagePornFun

Vintage Porn Fun! It�s fucking amazing how much porn we can access. Take a stroll over on ThePornDude to get a glimpse as to just how much goddamn porn is out there, not to mention the numerous varieties. From VR porn to pornographic games, chatrooms, sex lines, etc. To some extent, I think that if you made sexual smoke signals out of a campfire in your backyard, you would still find someone to beat off to it in your neighborhood.But sometimes, you want to go back to a simpler time. Every kind...

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NiceUpskirt

Nice Upskirt! Do you get off to just watching? I�m not talking about porn. You are on ThePornDude, so I know that you jerk off to porn! Oh, believe me, mother fucker, I know.I�m referring to voyeurism fetishes if you haven�t picked up on it yet. Does the thought of watching someone without their consent make you want to jizz in your pants? If so, you are going to love browsing through the raw and uncut content found in the wild on Nice Upskirt. It sounds exactly what it is: pictures of amateur...

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Erotic Hentai

EroticHentai! Is there a kind of hentai that isn�t trying to be erotic? I have no fucking clue. But for the horny bros that get rock hard from illustrated sex scenes ranging from tentacled aliens fucking virgins to Disney princesses getting fucked by every animal in the 100-Acre Woods, eroticism in hentai can look like many different things. So I suppose Erotic Hentai chose the proper name, as this site has all kinds of fucking hentai waiting for you to explore.Maybe erotic hentai looks like...

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PervNana

I had a real Perv Nana growing up. Holidays were weird, to say the least. We�d all gather around the dinner table for a big meal, and every year she�d have a young new boy toy who was clearly there for something more than just the stuffing�or just the stuffing, depending on how you look at it. There was always a race to cram the cranberry sauce into our faces and then get the fuck out of there before we had to hear nana getting her face crammed with something else entirely. Let�s call it the...

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ThotPacks

Thot Packs can be a good way to liven up the day, to introduce a bit of sensual stimulation to an otherwise boring grind through to the weekend. There�s something truly magical about a pretty face, a big-ass pair of titties, and a nice ass shaking in your face. We�ve got an evolutionary imperative to gawk at this stuff, my dudes, and the monkey parts of our brains don�t care whether it�s a real, live girl in front of you or just a sexy thot on the screen. Either way, you�re going to go into the...

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BestPornstars

Best Pornstars! We all have our favorite pieces of ass. Some of you fucks love Sasha Grey, and others can�t get enough of Leah Gottie. The list goes on, and on, and on. But how the fuck are you supposed to keep track of these bitches and discover new favorites? It�s nearly impossible. You go to most sites today, and you�ll barely get a title, let alone the name of the star in it. And, well, you�re not going to get anywhere by begging for �sauce� in the comments. I knew there had to be a better...

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OnlyThots

Only Thots! There is nothing that gets my cock off more than seeing exclusive content from the babes over on OnlyFans. And that is saying a lot since I review an assload of porn over on ThePornDude. It�s like saying I enjoy jerking off to every piece of ass that lives in Japan. OnlyFans is massive, and the amount of people earning a living showing their pussy on the platform is astronomical.Still, if exclusivity is what makes you cum your brains out, OnlyTHOTS has what you need. It�s a growing...

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VideoSlots

Video Slots! Are you looking for a bit of a risk? No, I�m not talking about getting blown by a hooker with a strange wart on her lip. I�m talking about financial risks. Putting your money on the line for the chance to win big bucks or lose it all. Sure, yeah, you could go to a real-life casino, but who the fuck has time for that? You can gamble away your savings from the comfort of your crusty fap den. Hell, you won�t even have to leave your bed if you don�t want to. And the king of online...

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Tracys Dog

Tracy�s Dog has got it going on. That�s a song from the early 2000s, if I recall correctly. But I may be a little mixed up on account of this website I was just browsing. They�ve got all kinds of high-tech dick massagers and clit rubbers, and it really got me wondering if it was time to retire the ol� crusty gym sock in favor of something a bit less abrasive on the ding-dong. As a guy who spends every day reviewing the world�s best porn sites, I could probably use something a little more...

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PornBox

What�s in your Porn Box? Personally, I�ve got a bunch of teen blowjobs, some Asian MILF anal, a pile of lesbian flicks, and a whole fucking ton of group sex movies. One of the great things about the Internet is the wide, wild variety of porno out there to satisfy perverts of all stripes. The site I�m about to review aims for a big audience with its own mix of dirty movies, and it looks like they�re succeeding. Since the beginning of the year, they�ve gone from thousands of visits a month to a...

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Kemono Party

Who�s up for a Kemono Party? I know some of you are probably confused, and I can�t blame you. To be honest, I wasn�t sure what this next site was all about when I saw the name. This ain�t a TeensLoveHugeCocks or a Hentaigasm where�s it�s written on the tin what you�re getting inside. Then again, maybe you�re a weeaboo who�s spent the last decade studying Japanese culture while you masturbate, in which case you might know what I just learned on Wikipedia: Kemono basically means �beast,� and it�s...

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Altenen

I cannot blame you if you are tired of watching the same old typical pornography; it can get super monotonous. You see, I may review a fuck ton of tube sites, places to download clips, and so much more on ThePornDude, but sometimes you want to find exclusive shit. The kind of content that you cannot find on most tube sites, porn sites, or anywhere else for that matter.Well, you could go Googling around until you land on some site that will give your device a goddamn digital AIDS virus. Or leave...

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ASMR DRIP

ASMRDrip is home to hot leaked videos of amateur whores. Listen, people keep talking shit about all of the amateur whores out there selling nudes on OnlyFans and other subscription-based platforms. But, goddamn, these sluts are something else. I�m not above jerking my dick to some sultry video of Belle Delphine getting her pussy pounded or riding a dildo. I�ll gladly blow a load to Amouranth rubbing cum-lube on her massive, gravity-defying ass. But I�ll be damned if I�m going to go around and...

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OnlyFaps

Only Faps! You have to hand it to platforms like OnlyFans, Patreon, and more. They basically changed the fucking game when it comes to allowing anyone to become a fucking porn star in some way. Nobody has to use a talent agency, be found, or bullshit like that anymore. They can hone their skills on these types of platforms, earn a living working on their own terms, and gain a following in the process.But how the hell do you find the best of the best, specifically on OnlyFans? You get a taste...

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Rule34Porn

Rule 34 Porn! If you have spent any kind of time around porn communities like Reddit, 4Chan, and so on, you have no doubt heard about �Rule 34.� For those that are either too old or too goddamn stupid to know what I�m talking about, let me fill you in like I filled up your mother last weekend behind the bowling alley. Rule 34 at its core means that if you even imagine something being pornographic, no matter how ridiculous it may seem, assume that the porn already exists.If you can imagine it,...

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AndroidAdult

Are you an Android Adult or just a human pervert looking for some new ways to jerk off using your phone? Either way, I�ve got something for you today I think you�re going to enjoy. Hell, maybe you�ve even heard of it already because the site gets millions of visitors every month. That kind of traffic tells you they�ve got something worth busting out the lube and the crusty old gym sock for, and you know how much I love to check out anything with naked chicks humping, anime footjobs, and video...

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LewdNinja

Lewd Ninja! Getting sick of jerking off to real people? I�ll be honest - I wouldn�t know the feeling. That�s just the one thing I never get tired of seeing. Show me a hot piece of tail with a fine round ass and giant titties, and I�m happy as fuck. But I know not everybody swings that way. Maybe you can only get off to animated porn.I hear that. That�s why I have a section devoted to hentai and the like on ThePornDude. But you already knew that. And that�s why you�re curious about jerking it on...

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CreepClub

I came across Creep Club this morning, and I immediately thought about you. It�s just because I know you�re such a pervert and arguably kind of a creep. Coming from most people, that might sound like a bad thing; you certainly don�t want your sister bringing up the panty thieving at this year�s family Christmas gathering, especially after the rumors grandma was spreading last year. The thing is, I�m not most people. When your old friend ThePornDude calls you a creep and a pervert, he says it...

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WhoresHub

The idea of a Whores Hub is immediately appealing to anybody with a hard dick and a taste for pretty girls. I mean, shit, it�s all right there in the name: one centralized hub where you can find all your favorite fap fantasy babes. Some might argue that the old and familiar Pornhub has you covered in that respect, but we�ve all seen the quality decline and our saved collections disappear off the tube giant in recent months. Sometimes it�s a great thing for a newer, smaller tube to come and...

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MyDesi

My Desi is another one of those porn sites that doesn�t try to throw you off with the name. If anything, the only thing you might get confused about is just how wholesome this joint is. It could almost be a SFW dating site, recipe collection or dance instruction database with a name like that. Then again, I don�t think anybody comes to ThePornDude looking for that kind of material, which pretty much tells you what we�re going to be talking about today.Did you guess yet? MyDesi.net is obviously...

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LewdChat

Lewd Chat! Who the fuck still uses a chatroom to chat with other horny adults in this goddamn decade? Well, it turns out, plenty of fucking people! This is because so many people want to hop onto a chatroom anonymously and get off with other horny like-minded adults just like them. If you don�t believe me, visit LewdChat and see for yourself!You will discover that there are all kinds of people just waiting to meet you! I was actually surprised by how busy all of the rooms truly were. Every time...

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VXXX

If I know anything about you fucks, it�s that you want to get your grubby hands on the best damn content out there without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. I get it. I don�t want to break the bank just to blow a load to horny babes getting railed, either. I�d be fucking broke if I went out and paid for every video that I saw. And, hey, you righteous cucks don�t need to worry. I�m not suggesting that you go out and steal or torrent content. Screw that shit. I don�t want some cop busting my...

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SuperChatLive

Super Chat Live! Any time you hear a dumb fucker bitch about how the Internet has ruined their life, you need to take your dick out and slap them in the face. They�re ignorant assholes that probably shit out of their mouth and piss out of their assholes, so don�t fucking listen to them. The Internet has given us amazing things! Free porn for life, on-demand lubricant delivered to our home, and camgirls that will spread their assholes for the right amount of tokens.Try going into a time machine...

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DesiFakes

Desi Fakes! You love jerking off to Indian porn. Everybody knows that: your mom, uncle, priest, the list goes on. You tell fucking everyone! But when it comes to those Indian actresses from your favorite Bollywood flicks, you cannot see them all naked. Or can you?DesiFakes begs to differ. If you want to see your favorite Bollywood celebrities naked, this is where you want to be. And thanks to a thriving community of talented artists, you may find yourself jerking off to your favorite celeb...

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BaddiesOnly

If the sign says Baddies Only, that might be a sign that dorks, doofuses, dweebs and dinguses like yourself ain�t allowed past the front door. Then again, we ain�t talking about some badass biker bar with a mean doorman and a stage full of buck-naked strippers with big titties. Nah, we�re talking about another porn site on the Internet, and wouldn�t you know it? It turns out they do accept folks like you, not to mention anybody with a web browser and a raging hard-on.So what kind of smut are...

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Freeuse Fantasy

Do you have a FreeuseFantasy? Honestly, I�d think you were a fucking liar if you said no because variations on the theme are a staple in most porn scenes and masturbatory daydreams. The idea of a gorgeous babe being sexually available and down for whatever at any moment is such a common wish that I think it�s kind of silly when people refer to freeuse as a fetish. If you feel that ready and willing women are a niche kink, I�d have to assume that you recently escaped from some kind of anti-sex...

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LustestHD

Lustest HD! Sure, you have plenty of options when it comes to watching pornography on the Web. You can essentially visit a million tube sites out there. I know; I have reviewed a huge fucking portion of them on ThePornDude. But what if you want to watch pornography that is in a particular language?I�m getting at that if you want to watch Hindi porn all in one place, LustestHD can make all of that happen. You will be amazed by how much Hindi porn is available for you all in one fucking premise....

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Niks Indian

I recently came across NiksIndian, and I was immediately intrigued. As a full-time porn reviewer and smut peddler myself, I get to fap test all kinds of perverted content out there. I�ve given in-depth looks at thousands of sites here at ThePornDude, but the Indian stuff is still so fucking rare. India is one of the most populous countries in the world, but until today, I only had half a dozen Indian paysites ranked and reviewed. Counting this one, I now have seven.But is NiksIndian.com any...

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LongPorn

Long Porn! I can�t stand this trend of condensing hot videos down to like 30-seconds or shorter. How the fuck am I supposed to get hard to that shit, let alone bust a nut? I haven�t even gotten my pants off by the time some of these videos are all said and done. It�s ridiculous. I like to fap like I like to fuck. I want that shit to be a goddamn experience. I�ll fuck a babe until the sun comes up. Then we�ll get some brunch, and I�ll plow her pussy for lunch. I want to sit back and jerk off to...

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YooGirls

Well, you don�t see this every day. Yoo Girls is one of those sites I am proud to review because I see some semblance of an actual original idea on this site. Technically, this site is bending over backward to get you to spend money, but I am ok with it because they�re actually doing something original for once. If I have to review another website that�s a carbon copy of PornHub, I swear to God I will stick my dick in a toaster and just call it a century. I�m tired. I love porn more than...

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HitPrn

Hit Prn! I love premium quality porn. It�s like going into a liquor store and picking up a bottle of nice Whiskey off of the top shelf. Sure, it�ll go down like a fucking dream, but my bank account doesn�t like me if I do that too often. It�s the same deal with porn from the top studios out there. It�s good shit, but some sites sell that shit at a huge markup. But don�t worry; I�m not out here suggesting you go and do some nefarious stuff to get your hands on this quality porn. There are sites...

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FreeJAV guru

Free JAV! I get it, you horny mother fucker. You are hard as hell for the hot JAV content that will make you cum like a goddamn racing stallion. And you have probably visited nearly all of the JAV sites you found on ThePornDude. But wait, you haven�t seen everything, you dumb son of a bitch!You are yet to appreciate what FreeJAV has on offer. This tube site has a ton of JAV content that will make you cum in your pants right before you can get your dick out of your chinos! It�s that fucking...

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Sukebei Nyaa

Sukebei.nyaa.si houses a huge catalog of doujinshi, hentai, and JAV torrents. Weebs have expensive tastes. You cucks jerk your dicks to the content that costs the most fucking dosh to get your hands on. It costs money to download new copies of premium doujinshi. You need to move your savings around to get your hands on the latest hentai release from your favorite Japanese studio. JAV porn sites will charge you an arm and leg to get a glimpse at your favorite squealing sluts. And all of that...

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PornoGO

Where�d the Porno GO? That�s what I asked myself this morning as the clever Starbucks baristas figured out how to kick me off the WiFi for whacking off at the counter again. Hey, it�s all good because I�m a resourceful motherfucker. Now I�m just watching that dirty smut on my phone. Sure, the screen�s a little smaller, but I just found another free porn site to waste the rest of the day shaking my dick at. Hold onto your ding-dongs, friends, because this ain�t your typical half-ass sex tube.I...

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Snifffr

Are you a Snifffr? I�m not talking about some poor sap with a bad case of allergies or a leaky coke nose, either. Nah, I�m talking about those perverts who like to take a big ol� whiff of a beautiful woman�s used panties, kind of like what I do with every lady who takes them off over on the PornDudeCasting couch. Of course, I consider myself a lucky motherfucker to have all these babes throwing their underwear at me all the time, but what if you aren�t a legitimate pornstar like yours...

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MuscleGirlFlix

Muscle Girl Flix isn�t one of those porn sites with a vague name, making you guess what�s on the menu before you pull it up on your browser. In fact, I bet you already have a pretty fucking good idea whether or not this is something you�ll be able to fap to, at least when it comes to genre. Some dudes are into dainty little teen babes they can pick up and spin around on their dicks with little effort, and other folks love ripped bitches with six-pack abs, bulging biceps, and thighs that could...

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Full Scat Movies

Let�s be real: Full Scat Movies ain�t exactly for everybody. Hell, it�s such a deep niche fetish that most of the big free porn tubes out there won�t even allow the stuff on their platforms. You can watch a teenage girl getting jizzed on by a couple of dozen old perverts, but God forbid you want to see a girl poop on another girl�s face and smear it around with her titties. Honestly, shit ain�t my shit either, but your ol� friend ThePornDude certainly ain�t here to kinky shame. Nah, you know I...

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AdultMagazine

Adult Magazine! The number of people that remember jerking off to actual porno magazines is getting smaller and smaller as the years go on. Most young adults didn�t have to deal with finding a nudie magazine and imagining what the women on each page would do to you if they could move off the pages and start choking on your dick. But those that remember those dark times know the feeling.So it�s nice to see that even though video has basically killed print�s dominance in the porn industry, it...

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PissHamster

Piss Hamster! Not every tube site can satisfy you in the same way. In an ocean full of vanilla tube sites, it can be challenging to find the kind of fucking content that gets you off. And that could not be more accurate when we are talking about unique kinks and fetishes that horny fuckers like you have.In those moments, you need to go niche. And if you are craving hot pissing videos featuring sexy women that know exactly what you want, it�s hard to be a tube site like Piss Hamster. No, it...

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DarknessPorn

Darkness Porn! It�s time I let you, horny bastards, into the back room. It�s time to peel back that crusty curtain and give you true degenerates access to the most fucked-up shit I could find that was still, well, legal and all of that. I�m not trying to get my door caved in by some trigger-happy fucks with riot gear. I�m not about that life. But I know that loads of you fappers like the darker shit. So, it�s time that we take a look at the kinkier side of porn. And, man, this content isn�t...

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Texas Bukkake

The concept of TexasBukkake may come as a surprise to anybody who thought the genre was strictly a Japanese hobby. But, come on, my dudes! Not only are American pornstars just as freaky as their Asian AV idol counterparts, but our porno movies don�t censor all the sperm-squirting dongs and cum-catching twats. Now that�s what I call freedom!Anyway, Texas is known for doing things big, so why wouldn�t they go big, wet, and messy when it comes to the gangbangs? That�s the entire premise behind...

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EAHentai

EA Hentai is a treasure trove of hot free doujinshi. You weebs have to stop using shitty hentai and doujinshi sites that skimp on content, features, and user experience. I get it. You�ve been going to those sites for years to get your hands on high-quality fap material that you don�t think can be found anywhere else. But you�re fucking wrong. There are better sites out there that actually give you some neat features and options to work with instead of just vomiting content onto a poorly...

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Sofia Gray

Just who is Sofia Gray? Well, I�ve been browsing the site named after her for a little while now, and still, I�m not exactly sure. I couldn�t tell you if she�s a real person or a fictional character, but maybe that doesn�t matter all that much. Perhaps the only important thing is what you can find on the site, which is going to be some kind of paradise to a specific type of pervert, the kind who likes whacking off while wearing a pair of used panties like a motherfucking superhero mask.The big...

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Sanktor

When I first checked out Sanktor, I wasn�t exactly sure what I was looking at. I saw a bunch of beautiful women flashing their tatas, posing in lingerie, and dancing like strippers on the tops of tables in swank luxury apartments. That isn�t an uncommon sight in my business, but I think what threw me is all the names of the models on the front page. I thought maybe this was an incest site because they�ve all got the same last name as the joint: Alexandra Sanktor, Kris Sanktor, Elle Sanktor, and...

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SwallowBay

What�s for sale at Swallow Bay? I�ll give a couple of guesses, with some clues to help you along. For one thing, this doesn�t have a goddamn thing to do with those barn-dwelling little birds that symbolize love, care, and affection, though you�ll definitely see some deep intimacy inside. Oh, and despite the clever name riffing on eBay, this one isn�t an auction site, so you don�t have to worry about being the highest bidder. Everybody pays the same price around here.In case you haven�t...

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Nude Modelz

Hey, are you into Nude Modelz? That�s more of a rhetorical question, because I can tell from your raging boner and the fact that you�re perusing ThePornDude that you are in the market for some smut. Well, friends, I�ve got some really fucking good news for you. This next site is absolutely loaded with naked, beautiful women, many of whom you�ve fantasized about for years, along with plenty of new faces and fresh racks to crank off to.Nude-Modelz.com, as the name implies, is an incredible...

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PornXP

Porn XP! Will there ever be enough free porn tube sites on the net? Of course not. Are you looking for a good reason to have your dick in your hand but don�t always have time for all the bells and whistles? Of course, you are. I don�t always want to dig through a metric fuck ton of smut before gripping my cock. Sometimes I want killer pussy, now. Enter pornxp stage left. No nonsense, no-frills, just a front page full of hot sluts ready to hop on a free willy for your entertainment needs.Pornxp...

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AAGmaal

AAG Maal! Some people take all the love when it comes to porn. Everyone loves watching mini Asian pussy get wrecked. One of the most popular porn to watch is a fat black cock splitting open tiny white bitches who doesn�t know better. All the most racist states in the union seem to love watching precious white cunts be ravaged by brown men. Latinas have some of the best bodies on the planet. And even though I don�t understand Spanish, it sure is sexy.With these people hogging up the porn spaces,...

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DropMMS

A friend sent me the link to Drop MMS this morning and asked me to check it out and give my professional PornDude opinion on the joint. When I saw the name, I was pretty certain it would be an Indian tube. After all, while everybody sends porn on their phones, it�s mainly those Desi sites that equate MMS with naked ladies and dirty sex. It turns out I was only partly right. Maybe they started as an all-Indian porn forum when they sprouted at the end of 2020, but they�ve got a broader focus...

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Renderotica

Renderotica is the kind of adult site that would not have existed in the recent past. While porn has always existed, it was improbable for anyone to create their own pornographic content. But thanks to the advances in technology and platforms like Patreon giving fans the option to fund their favorite creators, it has never been easier to bring one�s porn ideas to life.This combination has given ordinary people the chance to create pornographic games, animated adult content, XXX comics, and so...

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PornWis

Porn Wis! I don�t have to tell you that there is a fuck load of porn out there just waiting for you to explore and jerk off to. Seriously, there is so much fucking porn to be watched on the internet that you can�t see it all. And that includes porn created and produced by the biggest companies in the industry.Now, even though places like OnlyFans and more amateur porn seem to steal the spotlight these days, don�t think that AAA porn is done. It�s still hot as fuck, and the production values...

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PornXnow

Porn X Now! If I know anything about you sex-starved cucks, it�s that you want to get your hands on the best porn possible for the lowest price. Well, how does free sound? Yeah, I thought that would get your attention. Some of you cheapskates probably popped a half-chub at the mere thought of getting your cum-crusted hands on some glorious free content. However, finding the good shit can be a struggle. So how do you tell the shitty sites from the good ones? Well, you don�t fucking have to....

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FapHouse

Have you visited the Fap House lately? I ain�t talking about visiting your mother-in-law�s place, where your wife insists you�re not allowed to fuck in the guestroom, leading you to rub out load after load after explosive load in the bathroom. (�I swear, honey, I just have the shits from your mom�s meatloaf!�) I�m actually talking about a new premium site that popped up at the beginning of April. They made a ridiculously grand entrance into the online porn market, building up a following at a...

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Blowjobit

Blowjob It! There�s nothing like getting the good glark-glark from some kinky bitch. I�m talking about getting domed - getting some head. Fucking that eager throat-pussy. Whatever you fucks call it, I just want hot videos of sluts slobbering on knobs. And I know you eager fappers love that shit. Just wait until you get to experience the real fucking deal. I don�t even take whores back to my place if they don�t go down and deepthroat cock. If I�m going to eat some pussy and ass, then I need that...

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Cherry tv

Cherry.TV has a cute little logo featuring a pair of its namesake fruit. And while the image is clean enough that it could appear on a candy wrapper or child�s toy, there�s some inherent sexuality to it that�s impossible to miss if you�re a horny adult or just a frequent masturbator. Part of it is that sweet little drupe�s sensuous red color, calling to mind the lipstick and painted fingernails of your favorite sluts, as well as the fact that the pair of them together look as much like a ripe,...

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ThotsLife

Thots Life! How often do you see yourself walking by a hot bitch in public, only to find yourself secretly jerking off as you stare at them? Hopefully not a lot, because that�s how you will end up in jail, you dumb bastard! Do you want to be known as the creep fuck that can�t stop jerking off at women? Maybe you do, perhaps you don�t, but I get the sentiment. When you see a hot piece of ass, sometimes you have to tug on that peen!But consider this. Have you ever stopped to think that some of...

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LewdStars

Lewd Stars! There are more amateur bitches spreading their legs and flashing their tits for horny cucks than ever before. It�s a goddamn amateur porn renaissance out there. You don�t need to be paired up with a professional studio or even show your pussy to get betas to pay big bucks. It�s fucking insane. Girls are out there swindling losers for softcore porn without breaking a sweat. And who can blame them? If I could sit in a hot tub for 8+ hours a day doing jack all and make thousands a...

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AdultMagz

AdultMagz! All you young whippersnappers may not even know porn magazines existed. Sit down on grandpa�s knee and let him tell you a story. See, people could walk miles through the frozen tundra to a sex shop or skeevy corner store for porn. Sex shops would be unlabeled and hidden away in rusted-out warehouse districts with the parking lots hidden from the main road so your wife or boss couldn�t find you.You See, Back in my DayThe man inside running register was sticky and had a lazy eye. If...

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Combo Porn

Somebody mentioned ComboPorn this morning and I got a little hungry. I thought of those little cylindrical snacks in the crinkly bag, and then I thought about adding fries and drink to my burger order, and then I thought about doing a little muff diving before drilling for cooter oil. Well, folks, I pulled up the site and it doesn�t have a snack theme, unless you count all the ripe, lovely ladies all over the front page.Combo.Porn is a new porn aggregator that collects free videos from all...

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Atlas VPN

AtlasVPN! You�re not still browsing the internet without a VPN, right? You can�t be that fucking dumb. Come on, that�s like plowing the pussy of some back-alley whore without wrapping your dick up. You�re just asking for trouble. If you�re reading this, then the odds are that you�re already going to some pretty questionable sites. We all know how sketchy porn sites can be. Trust me; I go to dozens of them every fucking day, and you bet your ass that I keep my data and privacy protected with a...

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HentaiCore

I recently came across Hentai Core and thought it could only be one of a few different things. It had to be some new brand style of heavy metal where all the lyrics are about anime sex, or maybe it was a new sci-fi flick where the Earth was full of molten manga girls with big titties and giant dicks. Alternately and most realistically, I knew this would be another hentai collection on the Internet, though I was immediately curious what the gimmick was.It turns out the gimmick is premium...

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PornHam

Porn Ham! Gather round all of you horny fappers. Okay, don�t stand too close. We don�t need any crossfire happening. But I�ve got a new porntube for you guys. What�s better than porn? That�s right, free porn. Nothing beats having thousands of fap-worthy videos to jerk your dick to that don�t cost you a dime. You don�t have to go begging your poor mom for more money to buy a porn subscription. That shit really loses its charm when you start hitting 40-years-old�no more scrounging for loose...

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FemdomUp

Femdom Up doesn�t fuck around with the name, telling you right on the tin what you�re going to find inside. This obviously ain�t going to be the joint for you if you�re looking for something nice, something soft, or something with submissive babes giving in to the whims of an assorted of studs. Nah, these broads are more likely to boot your nuts into your throat and fuck you up the ass with a strap-on than they are to give you a sweet, satisfying blowjob.If you haven�t figured it out by now,...

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YesLeaks

�Yes Leaks!� I exclaimed this morning as my morning handful of boner pills started to take hold. I�d blown my monthly porn budget gambling on the surging price of personal lubricant, so I was short on funds, but I was still in the mood for some high-end smut. Wouldn�t you know it? As soon as I checked my inbox, I had this link just sitting there waiting for me. I think that�s called luck, because now I�m swimming in smut and I didn�t even have to apply for another credit card.YesLeaks.com makes...

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EroLabs

I�ve been hearing a lot about Ero Labs over the last few months, and it�s definitely caught my interest. I�ve heard it described as an alternative to Nutaku, which I guess is technically valid, but those looking for a sprawling collection of high-end gacha games may be a little disappointed. The domain�s been around a few years, but these guys have only really taken off recently. I always like to give sites a minute to mature before I review them for ThePornDude, since most porn sites don�t...

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ThePornFull

"The Porn Full" popped up in my inbox this morning when I was still only half-awake, and I swear I could picture myself in court today. �Do you solemnly swear to watch the porn, the full porn and nothing but the porn, so help you God?� the judge would ask. I�d put my hand on a stack of Hustlers and tell him, �Sure, as long as I get to jack off to them. Blue balls is a serious and painful medical condition.�There�s actually a hell of a lot less pomp and circumstance over at ThePornFull.com, a...

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ScatNude

Scat Nude! I know what you fucking love to do in your spare time because I see you browsing around ThePornDude looking at all kinds of smut that will get you the fuck off. But you are someone who craves the finer things in life. No vanilla porn for your fucking ass! You need content that�s more extreme than that!You are not hiding anything from me, you perverted mother fucker! I know you get off to scat, poop, and everything related to the kind of stank most people believe belongs in the toilet...

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Djatoya

Djatoya isn�t one of those sites where you look at the name and you know immediately what you�re getting, at least not yet. Hell, the word �Brazzers� was nonsense talk to most of the world until it became one of the world�s most popular porn sites, so maybe a similar thing is in the cards for Djatoya. The domain wasn�t even registered until a few months ago, so the site is still very much just getting off the ground.If you visit ThePornDude regularly, you know I�m a sucker for new things,...

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PornWex

Porn Wex! There are hundreds of thousands of porn sites on the internet. And with those kinds of numbers, you would expect very few things to be missing, but much is still lost.I�m not speaking about niche fetishes or creative scenarios. I�m talking about passion for the game, baby. So many porn websites are created by designers concerned about money first and porn last. They don�t analyze or curate the content. As long as it�s TNA, somebody will watch it, and they can get the pennies in ad...

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ComixHarem

I had high hopes for Comix Harem as soon as I heard about it. After all, it�s from the same folks who brought us Hentai Heroes. And unless you�re brand new to the world of porno gaming, there�s a damn good chance you�ve already invested a few hours or a whole bunch of days into Hentai Heroes. The game is known for its high-quality art, a huge number of seducible babes, and a big, elaborate storyline. If you haven�t played it, you can check out my review here at ThePornDude, or read on to find...

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SexAdvisor

I spoke to my Sex Advisor this morning, and he told me I needed to get laid more often. Beating off into a silicone schoolgirl butthole while watching the porn tubes is great fun and all, but sometimes you need to stick your ding-ding inside of something live, wet, and tight. I guess I could try my luck at the local fatties on Tinder again, but what if I�m looking for something a little more, uh, professional?That�s where SexAdvisor.com comes in. It�s a killer domain that�s been kicking around...

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CheatingPOV

Are you a cuck? Do you enjoy being cheated on or cheating on your significant other? If so, there is nothing to be ashamed of, and I am not here to talk you out of that shit. I am here to introduce an incredible platform dedicated to the cheating fetish. It is called the Cheating POV, and it is a part of vast Reddit.com.I am sure everyone has already heard about Reddit.com � it is one of the most popular websites where people can create almost any kind of subreddits and post whatever the fuck...

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HentaiFox tv

Hentai Fox TV! You weebs need your fix. I swear if you poor fappers don�t see twenty videos of busty hentai babes getting fucked every single day, then you go fucking wild. You need those glorious, glorious frames of horny waifus getting fucked. You know people have to draw that shit, right? It takes time. I know you cucks are eager, but you need to quit learning Japanese so that you can email some poor underpaid hentai artist to try and get spoilers from the next issue. It�s a whole new level...

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PornGames games

You horny fucks want to get your hands on the best porn games out there, right? Damn, right you do. But finding the best games can be a fucking struggle. Trust me, I know. I have a whole site dedicated to reviewing them. But what if you don�t want to go around to a bunch of different websites and shit to play them? Well, you need a porn game directory that also houses game players and download links right then and there. Finding such a site is easier said than done, but I think I�ve got just...

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XXX Comics

I was fapping to XXX Comics this morning, and boy, are my arms tired! I always end up falling down an absolute rabbit hole of depravity on sites full of porn comics, and this one was no exception. I love how these artistic depictions of perversion don�t have to stick to the usual laws of physics or rules of decency they have to play by with traditional video smut. It makes the whole genre a fertile breeding ground for all kinds of unnatural breeding and non-procreative humping.XXXComics.online...

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Slushe

Slushe is still in its beta version, at least according to the BETA stamp on the logo out front. We often associate the term with half-ass unfinished products that, frankly, should have been left in the dark to ferment a little longer. For that reason, I wasn�t sure the site would be worth my time or yours. Then I looked at the numbers and realized this is no bullshit porno art library; they�re getting nearly a million visits a month now, a trend that doesn�t show any sign of slowing.Slushe.com...

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The Handy Feeling

A friend recommended The Handy when he heard about my latest visit to the hospital. �Don�t you think it�s time to give up on building your own dick-sucking robot?� he asked. �Maybe it�s time to leave it to the professionals.� I�ve never been one to abandon a dream, but as I applied the prescription salve to the friction burns, I thought, perhaps he�s right.That�s why I spent all morning checking out TheHandy.com, which makes a high-end masturbation gizmo they call �the most advanced sex toy...

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Watch Porn In Public

Do you ever Watch Porn in Public? That�s kind of a rhetorical question, because I know a lot of you perverts peruse ThePornDude from the comfort of the local library or the Starbucks down the street. There�s just something extra thrilling about getting off when you might get caught, and that�s the whole theme of this next free tube. If you watch this site in public, that�s some next-level meta shit, right? Somebody alert the Internet.WatchPornInPublic.com is a free video tube specializing in...

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Horny Lily

Who is My Sexy Lily? It�s the obvious question, exactly the one that sprang to mind when the link popped up in my inbox this morning. Sexy is a subjective term, so while anybody can slap it in their domain name, it may not appeal to all perverts the same way. When I pulled up the front page, the blurb offered a more detailed description: this joint is the home on the web of �Top Notch Rising Indian Pornstar Horny Lily.�I feel like maybe I�m slacking in my duties as The Porn Dude, because this...

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Bleachbooru

At first glance, Bleach Booru looks a lot like a search engine for hentai comics, XXX illustrations, and more. The page features a search option front and center on the homepage, akin to Google�s homepage. So users can use the search function to search for whatever keywords pop into their perverted minds. Easy-peasy.You will also notice that the search queries you use when searching on Bleachbooru actually match the keywords you are searching for. With so many fucking search functions on sites...

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Playboy Plus

PlayboyPlus takes a comically stereotypical approach to bring a classic brand into the new millennium, slapping a Plus on the end when they could have just as easily tacked on a 2.0, a 4K, an Ultra, or maybe even a Hub. Whatever, though, because I�m less concerned about the name than what they�ve actually got to show me. This is the porn brand your grandpa grew up with, but the younger generations are less familiar with. Playboy has lost some of its luster in this world of hardcore Internet...

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RealBooru

When you visit a site like Real Booru, you may not know what to expect. Particularly when you come across the stylish yet odd illustrated logo on the front page of RealBooru, you really do not understand what you are fucking getting into. It can make you feel a bit weird, to say the least, whenever you click the image and hop into the site, only to find a random assortment of porn videos, images, and GIFs.But once you get your bearings and figure out that RealBooru not only has a fuck load of...

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GirlsReleased

Have you seen the girls released on Girls Released lately? The site gets nearly a million visitors a month, so chances are you have. If not, well, you�re in luck because it ain�t like the nudes I scoped were a one-time thing. This is more of an ongoing collection and presentation of naked ladies. In fact, the site�s been around for a decade now, so I wonder just how many thousands of hours of productive time have been squandered, spanked away into a mountain of old tissues when you really...

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Skibbel

I�ve been around the block when it comes to live sex on the internet. I�ve done all the streaming and phone sex the world has to give. The shit I�ve seen you guys wouldn�t even know how to ask for. You pussies have no idea how many different things can come out of, or go into, a human body.All of the live shit is a blast, but the hang-up is you have to be present the whole time. I can�t spend ducats watching a live stream while I have to keep an eye on the game or, god forbid, work. There�s no...

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PornoRoulette

Porno Roulette! We all know that the best kind of pussy is the kind you can reach out and touch with your bare cock. But we�re not all lucky enough to have flesh and blood pussy in our lives. I mean, I am, obviously - I�m the king of finding pussy in the wild. But I know that a lot of you struggle with finding real bitches to wag your cocks at. So, for all of you nerds in the audience who can�t get laid to save your lives, I�d recommend Pornoroulette. It is a high-quality, top-notch website...

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KantoTinyo

If you are looking for hot as fuck Pinay pornography, we all know that you have plenty of tube sites to choose from. Filipino pussy is not undersupplied when it comes to porn sites and beyond. So many people like yourself get off to the good shit that they could spend weeks finding the dripping wet pussy they cannot get enough of.If that sounds like you, then you want to know what the hottest and latest tube sites that deliver that Filipino goodness to your device indeed are. That�s precisely...

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M Hentai

M-Hentai has such a familiar name that I was absolutely sure I�d whacked off to it recently, browsing dirty parodies of Naruto where everybody has giant tits and a giant dick. It turns out I got a little mixed up, but can you blame me? Slap a letter in front of �Hentai� and you end up with a big handful of doujin libraries I�ve reviewed here at ThePornDude, from E-hentai to ExHentai to WHentai to half a dozen sites claiming to be the original nHentai.It sounds like kind of a crowded market,...

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Shagle

I looked up Shagle this morning in Urban Dictionary, wondering as I typed it in if I�ve just grown old and uncool. I never heard the word until this morning, and I was a little relieved that it wasn�t listed in the online dictionary of fake swear words. The only downside is that, without anything else to go on, I couldn�t guess what kind of site would be built on the name. If Shagle�s just another name for boring-ass memes, the site probably isn�t worth a mention on ThePornDude.Then again, if...

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CasinoPurple

Casino Purple! You are all complete fucking degenerates! I bet the scant seconds of the day you�re not squeezing cum out of your dick are few and far between. The idea of taking a palm off your cock for even a second sounds like hell to you. What else could add spice to this miserable existence but the constant pleasure of cock rubbing?Sure, there are activities like eating or watching sports, but in the end, I�m only eating because my cock needs the calories. Sports only gets turned on to get...

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Teste De Fudelidade

Teste de Fudelidade popped up in my DMs this morning, and I spent a few minutes running the title through Google, just trying to figure out what it means. The direct translation from Portuguese is �Futility Test�, according to the big G, but the nutsack in the logo tells me I�m losing something in translation. Whatever, though, because the general premise is made pretty fucking clear through the pictures: this is a premium Brazilian porn site.TesteDeFudelidade.net was registered back in 2016,...

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PornDune

Porn Dune! Porn movies are still big as fuck. I know plenty of you horny betas just fap to 30-second clips since that�s about all that you can handle before you blow your load. But movies will always be king. There�s nothing like sitting back and jerking off to an hour-long movie with foreplay, a plot, and some nice hard fucking at the end. Why are you cucks in such a rush anyway? Sit the fuck down and enjoy yourselves. It�s not like you have plans or friends to meet up with anyway.But most...

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MegaCams

Going off the name, Mega Cams sounds like it might be any other webcam sex site. I mean, it�s got �Cam� in the title, so you know what they�re selling, and the �Mega� part sounds like the standard brag at any porn site that they�re the biggest and the best. I�ve been reviewing these things for long enough to know that a lot of them are really the same, no matter what they�re telling you. Hell, a lot of them are literally white label sites that just rebrand some other cam site with a new set of...

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BaddieHub

I knew Baddie Hub was going to be full of baddies the moment I pulled up the front page. Sure, the name should have told me what to expect, but as the world�s preeminent porno reviewer, I�ve learned sites can pack a lot of bullshit into the title. What really got me was the bad bitch out front. Sitting front and center and taking up the whole landing page, this sexy ebony broad oozed badness, from her neatly manicured muff to her giant jugs to that pretty face with the shut-up-and-fuck-me...

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PsstAudio

Psst Audio! One could say I live an overstimulating life. Between work and play, I put my lizard brain through its paces daily. It could be watching 3 Albanian hikers, dressed as the queen�s guard, fucking a cheerleader in the woods using an open golf umbrella till her queefs sound like a didgeridoo. Or perhaps I swing by my local rub and tug for taco Tuesday (see what I did there?). I�m often too lazy to do even that, so I�ll call up my favorite sex line.I�ve been talking to sluts on the phone...

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Kommons

Welcome to Kommons, one of the most fabulous websites on the planet. I know you like virtual pussy; we all do. I don�t call myself ThePornDude for no reason. But, sometimes, you just have to step out of your man cave and touch an actual breast. The dick wants what it wants. It can�t be helped. It�s within our nature to seek out the touch of real physical women. It�s also in our nature to avoid ugly bitches. So, if we�re ugly ourselves, we�re shit out of luck. Dumb beta cucks will tell you that...

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BarePunting

What is Bare Punting? The name made me think of playing football in the nude, but that isn�t what the website is about. I consulted Urban Dictionary, an act that always makes me feel like the oldest fucking oldster in the world, but I�m not even sure how helpful it was. The only semi-sexy definition they had listed was, �When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend�s pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.� Well, I shouldn�t have to tell you that isn�t what the site is about,...

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AdultGamesWorld

Adult Games World! This website�s a fucking classic, I tell you. We�re way past Flash games and the kind of shit you play in your browser. These days, the proper high-quality porn game scene is all about downloadable PC titles. If you�re a Mac user, you�re usually shit out of luck, but some of these games have ports. I�m getting ahead of myself; let me start over. AdultGamesWorld is a gigantic repository of top-notch porn games, the likes of which humanity has been working towards for over 20...

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DesuArchive

Desu Archive compiles and archives threads from 4chan�s best boards. What�s the worst part about browsing 4chan? Okay, maybe that was a tough question. There are loads of shitty things about browsing this cesspool of a forum. It�s full of incels who wouldn�t know how to get a girl in bed if she was right there begging for cock. There�s an ever-increasing number of trap and femboy threads for some fucking reason. I swear, these fucks get so politically charged that they wrap all of the way back...

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Ptorrents

The only thing better than watching free porn on the internet is watching free porn that you own. I hate it when I�ve just nutted to 5-star porn knowing I don�t own it myself. As hard as I try to remember or take notes, I end up losing favorites all the time. My brain is peppered with holes after years of steady porn viewing. Things like memory have gone out the window.Sure, places like pornhub have a massive selection to choose from. It hasn�t been curated at all, though. I can guarantee every...

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Femdom JOI

I had a Femdom JOI this morning, and boy, are my arms tired! So are my balls, my nipples, and my butthole, thanks to the mean, sexy bitch in the video telling me to hurt myself while whacking away at my ding-a-ling. The pain and humiliation seem to be a couple of the big recurring themes within the genre, so you�ve perhaps come to the wrong place if you were looking for a nice girl next door to sweetly talk you through a masturbation session while she shows you her tits. Then again, maybe being...

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SSSH

�Sssh!� I whispered to the scowling Starbucks barista. �I�m trying to watch some porn.� When she continued glaring at me, hands on her hips, I clarified, �Look, it isn�t the normal sleazy stuff I was watching last time you kicked me out. This stuff is highbrow, high-class, and dare I say, even empowering!� I flipped the laptop around so she could see what I was talking about, and I have to assume from her silence as she stormed away that she was impressed. I hope so, anyway, because I really...

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XMegaDrive

X Mega Drive! I don�t have to tell you that there is a fuck load of tube sites out there. I mean a ton of them. I operate ThePornDude and even I can�t give you an estimate. It�s that goddamn many!But in the grand scheme of all of the tube sites out there, there are not enough sites out there that are tailored toward fetishes. There are plenty to choose from to be sure. But compared to the mountains of vanilla tube sites and the like, far too many of them cater strictly to fetishes. XMegaDrive...

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Femdom POV

FemdomPOV isn�t exactly for everybody, but for a certain type of pervert, there�s nothing hotter. I mean, sure, you could aim your browser and your boner at yet another of your standard porn tubes, cranking off to lesbian threesomes and teenage cocksucking whores, but what if you need something a little harder? What if your whole fetish is having some hot bitch tell you what a fucking loser you are, making fun of your micro-dick, and then stepping on your balls with an expensive and terrifying...

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Color Climax

ColorClimax! I throw the word retro around like it�s going out of style, but I�m actually on point this time. ColorClimax is literally a retro pornography site with a gigantic library of ancient pornographic movies, all of which are full-length and available for viewing. There�s a lot to be said about this fantastic porn site and the level of quality they�re bringing to the table. The smut on the site seems to be coming in from one source, the Color Climax catalog. There�s a lot of history to...

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AdultPrime

I spent all morning at Adult Prime, eating my bowl of breakfast Viagra while perusing their collection of dirty movies. It was definitely a good way to start the day, and frankly, a damn decent way to while away the afternoon hours before jerking off to it as a nightcap. Some of you might think, well, a guy who legally changed his name to ThePornDude is just naturally going to be masturbating to the stuff all day and night. The thing is, it�s a rare site that can keep me occupied this long...

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PissRIP

I need to take a Piss RIP right now, so get the fuck out of the way! I�m not sure what did it exactly; was it the 6-pack of beer I just slammed while sitting out in the sun, or was it the big pile of Viagra dust I just railed up my nose? Whatever the fucking case, I think you�re among the few who can relate. Most of us don�t associate urine with boners, unless you�re thinking of trying to take that first leak of the day while still raging hard with morning wood.Of course, it isn�t necessarily...

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KiwiSwingers

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RedHotPie

Aching for some Red Hot Pie tonight? Shit, I feel you because it feels like it�s been hours since I last ejaculated into an old gym sock. Seriously, though, the pandemic was a bad time for trying to find some poon on the Internet, but it seems like the clouds are finally starting to lift. Maybe you�re vaccinated, or perhaps you just never gave a fuck, but either way, I think it�s about time to get back into the game.To that end, RedHotPie.com.au might have precisely what you�re looking for. As...

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AdultMatchMaker

Sometimes an Adult Match Maker is all you need to help get your dick wet, or at least that�s what I�ve read on the Internet. I�m guessing you�ve heard the very same thing, and I bet we�re both thinking about the very same website that puts it right there in the name. There are plenty of sex dating websites, but this has been one of the stronger brands over the years, outlasting a lot of the competition who�ve come and gone along the way. The question is whether that popularity is related to the...

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Peeks Social

Peeks calls itself The Most Rewarding Live Streaming Platform, which I bet gives you some immediate ideas about what you�d like to see on the site. It�s a fairly generic brag, because for all you know, it�s just full of bored virgin neckbeards chatting or gamers racking up kills in some game you�ve never heard of. Of course, I wouldn�t be talking about the joint here at ThePornDude unless there was something worth shaking your dick at, so let�s take a little tour and see how easy it is to jack...

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Rule 34 is arguably one of the cornerstones of the Internet, one of those universal laws from which there is really no escape. �There is porn of it. No exceptions.� As a professional masturbator, I�ve fap-tested porn revolving around all kinds of weird shit, from actual shit to living eels to fat ladies who step on you instead of playing with your ding dong. That said, when the denizens of the web are referencing the classic Rule 34, they�re often using it in relation to a specific format of...

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Rule34 is a sacred rule that has been around as long as there has been porn on the internet. If it exists, then there is porn of it somewhere. Don�t believe me? Well, just try that shit out for yourself. Look up your favorite character, turn safe search off, and you�ll be inundated with thousands of images of them getting fucked in all sorts of obscene and kinky styles. Plus, it�s not limited to characters. You can find fap-worthy content of all kinds of dumb shit like famous places, buildings,...

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HornySimp

Horny Fanz! Since OnlyFans, the adult industry has never been the same, and fuckers love the content they get on the platform. The site has a little bit of something for everyone. You get access to content from amateurs from down the goddamn street to professional porn stars that know how to make you subscribe and cum. Well, you can find tons of OnlyFans content and more on the aptly named Horny Fanz.Regardless of your favorite porn star or type of pornography that gets you off, the chances are...

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PornShip

All aboard the Porn Ship! Who�s ready to set sail toward those seas of semen and oceans of anal? Or hell, maybe this is a different kind of ship, heading not to the open waters of perversion but out into uncharted galaxies of sexually depraved women, wild orgies, and uninhibited fetishism. The more porn, the better, so I�m down for any excursion into the universe of adult entertainment.Porn is the final frontier. These are the voyages of the PornShip website. It�s a mission to explore strange...

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DickDrainers

We all need Dick Drainers in our lives. I say that not only as a hardcore pornography enthusiast but also as a health and wellness advocate. You see, folks, blue balls are one of the most underdiagnosed ailments among perverts and the general public at large. The only real foolproof cure is to have your dick drained regularly. While this is a procedure you could theoretically have performed in a hospital, ideally by a really sexy nurse or three, most of you will opt for a DIY home treatment....

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SmutBase

Smut Base! What a glorious time to be alive. The 21st century blessed us with technology our ancestors would see as fucking magic. Airplanes, computers, and HD cartoon whores ready to perform every conceivable heinous act. In the days of old, porn was limited by what was physically possible. That time is no more. With the strength of powerful animation software, anything is possible.Smutbase is the adult content sister site of the open3D lab network. Here artists upload fully functioning 3D...

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SFMCompile

I wasn�t sure what SFM Compile was at first, which is kind of ignorant on my part. It is a niche thing, but as somebody who has reviewed, fap-tested and personally consumed the stuff on multiple occasions, it seems like maybe I should be more aware of the terminology. In short, SFM stands for Source Filmmaker, and it�s responsible for a lot of those 3D cartoon pornos you�ve been jerking off to so often lately.SFM material ain�t necessarily NSFW, as it was designed by Valve to make movies inside...

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SiteRipz

SiteRipz! How many fucking times have you visited a site, only to find yourself endlessly punching your monitor? You�re not beating the shit out of it because you are frustrated that your penis does not get hard. That�s a conversation in and of itself. Instead, I�m talking about when you can�t fucking afford content!It�s a huge problem! Between being unable to afford content from AAA porn studios to those sexy OnlyFans providers and more, you wish you could have a taste of the shit horny...

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CyberLeaks

Cyber Leaks! I know you horny fucks are desperate to get your hands on nudes of your favorite e-girls, thots, and amateur sluts. I get it. Those bitches know how to sell some pussy like nobody else out there. This whole scene of subscription-based porn has changed the entire scene. It�s the latest and greatest shit to hit the market. Or maybe that�s VR porn. I don�t fucking know. I�m just saying that this content is new, exciting, and fap-worthy. I�m sure you cucks can at least agree with me on...

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DeepNude

Deep Nude! DeepNude.to calls itself �Your X-ray Vision App,� which is definitely enough to catch my eye right away. I once bought a pair of X-ray specs from an old comic book ad, but it was just a garbage pair of shades with cardboard lenses. You had to look through tiny little holes that were supposed to give everything an X-ray effect but really just made your eyes hurt and your heart sad. Technology, in general, has come a long fucking way since then, so I had high hopes as soon as I heard...

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SexKbj

So, you�re a Korean dude looking for some action? I know that Korea doesn�t get enough attention when it comes to the porn industry. All of that attention seems to be hogged by the big players in the game, Japan and China. But I know that Koreans are also pretty naughty, and if you enjoy watching cam girls as much as I do, then the site I have for you today will be just perfect. The place is called SexKbj, and it�s everything you need on a porn tube website dedicated to hot camgirls from Korea....

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Manhwas Men

Who�s up for some Manhwas, Men? That�s an honest question, but also a little play on words based on this next site�s title. Maybe you even know the joint I�m talking about already since they�re currently getting around 8 million visitors a month. And even if you haven�t checked it out, I�m sure you have something in common with that big-ass crowd, and so do I. We�re all here for the same thing: explicit, fapworthy Asian comics about sex and assorted perversion.Manhwas.Men was registered as a...

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JAV XXX

What�s up, you phenomenal cum machine!? I�ve got a question for you! If porn was a sport, which country is Michael Jordan? If you said anything other than Japan, you�re fucking clueless, or you must have been recovering from all the fucked up shit you used to watch that you forgot!As a conservative culture with reserved, respectful, and honorable citizens, Japan sits at the top of nations with the most fucking depraved perverts worldwide! I can hardly even think of countries with a more fucked...

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Manhwa18

I recently came across Manhwa18, and at first, I was sure I reviewed it a couple of years ago. I guess that�s the problem with giving your porn site such a generic name; the fans will immediately know what kind of smut you�re peddling, but they might confuse you with another site with a similar name. It turns out Manhwa18.com wasn�t even registered until 2019, giving them just under two years to build up their collection and userbase. They ain�t hurting on either side of the equation, as the...

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