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Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They shared friends. They shared the same drunken babe the night of their first sexual experience. They now share an apartment, and in a few minutes they will be sharing a pizza.

‘You did order the pizza,’ Pete asks quizzically, ‘right Joe?’

‘Yea, I ordered the damn pizza.’

‘Extra sausage?’ Pete asks.

‘I got your sausage,’ says Joe sarcastically.

‘What’s taking Jose so long, he’s usually much quicker?’ asks Pete.

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