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Welcome to Fallow and Roe, the best institution for mammalian learning. World renowned for our excellent methods of teaching, we ensure only the best for our students. Throughout your time at F&R you will be able to explore academia and yourself with hands on experience, so please, get stuck in!
The Student's Guide to Free Use at F&R:
The Tiers of Privileges:
At F&R Seniority is important and as one progresses through the years they have more privileges extended to them.
Freshers: Freshers effectively had no privileges and as such are only to be used. The administration states this is to allow their hormones to calm down somewhat before going into the second year.
Seconders: Seconders have a little more freedom. What was known as 'free contact' effectively amounts to an allowance to explore the bodies of anyone else in the student body. Although rare, younger students to may exercise these privileges over their seniors. This includes masturbating themselves and others, (sharing is caring after all), on the premises, although there are certain limits on this. If you wanted to use someone else, you cannot do so during classes, furthermore, if you make a mess, you're responsible for cleaning it up.
Finalists: Finalists are allowed to have sex, although this too is limited. Oral and vaginal and anal are all permitted, however internal ejaculation is allowed, (for vaginal penetration). F&R is ultimately a place of learning and while everyone is expected to be on some form of contraception, an unplanned pregnancy is often disruptive to ones studies.
Posters and Staff: Posters are students with grades good enough to extend their study extra years at the highest level. With academic rigor paramount, they, alongside staff have an exemption from use by anyone unless they invite use.
With the exception of no sexual activities during classes, these rules should not be taken to restrict any consensual acts between students, (you are all adults after all).
Breaching the Rules:
Any penalties for breaching the above will be administered on campus by referral to the Disciplinary Office (DO), or by empowered persons, (Staff and Prefects). Any of the aforementioned rules may be waived in order to administer suitable punishments.
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En thozhiyai naan kalluri paditha kaalathil irunthu ippozhuthu thaan santhikiren, avalum naanum nerungiya nanbargal. Iruvarum veru veru mathathai sernthavargal athanaal iruvarukum nandraaga oru inipu eer patu irunthathu. Ippozhuthu avalai paarthu 6 varudangaluku mel aagi irunthathu, ippozhuthu thaan avalai naan santhika selgiren. Aval velai seiyum idathil ennaku oru velai vaangi tharuvathaaga solli irunthaal, athanaal naan aval veetirku sendru irunthen. Angu avalin veetil thaai thanthai ennai...
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Chapter FourYou have a stunned look on your face as the hunky young ranger slowly walks towards you, your still impaled on my big cock as you see him getting closer. "Now what do we have going on here?" he asks, loosening his button now. "Looks like we have a naughty girl who needs some punishing, need any help there big guy?" he asks as he looks down at me on the blanket, your legs astride me. A smile creeps across my face "Are you up for it then mate?" i ask. "Lets see what she thinks" he...
I always loved English Literature. I fell madly in love with every female high school teacher I ever had for Enlish Literature. They seemed to get sexier every year. Call me crazy, but English Literature really turned me on. But when I got to College, my English Literature teacher, just didn't turn me on, but rather she had me steaming with passion. Not only was she a wonderful teacher, but she had a body like you only see in a Playboy Centerfold. My desk was right in front of her desk. She...
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