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Familie Jansen ist eine einfache Familie. Sie besteht aus den folgenden Personen:
Papa Hannes: 45 Jahre alt, Abteilungsleiter Mama Andrea: 41 Jahre alt, Hausfrau, braune lange Haare, große Brüste, man sieht ihr die zwei Kinder an Sohn Sebastian: 21 Jahre alt, Student, Sohn Johannes: 18 Jahre alt, SchülerAlles wohnen Sie zusammen in einem Einfamilienhaus am Rand der Großstadt.
Sohn Sebastian ist ein wahrer Frauenheld. Er ist spielt Fussball und ist daher recht sportlich. Sein Bruder Johannes ist etwas schüchterner. Sein Vater Hannes ist meistens in der Arbeit und seine Mutter Andrea ist die beste Mama der Welt. Sie schmeißt den gesamten Haushalt.
Sebastian ist zudem ein kleiner Lustmolch, evtl. hat eine nymphomanische Ader, er könnte zu jeder Zeit vögeln. Dabei ufern seine Vorstellungen weit aus.
Seine Geschichte liest ihr hier:
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Mera naam Anshul hai aur main Noida mein job karta hun as a software engineer. Maine apne real experiences yahan share karta hun jo main kabhi kissi se nahi keh pata. Yeh meri pichli kahani ka dusra part hai. Ab sidha story par ata hun. Yeh baat Aug -21 ki hai, lockdown open hue thode din hue the. Neha aur maine, hum dono kafi enjoy kiya. Par uske baad Neha Pune shift ho gayi thi apne pati ke sath. Toh main usse kabhi contact nahi kiya. Mujhe lagta tha ki yeh uski personal life ke liye sahi...
“Wait- No...” The shifting stirred the blonde counterpart. “Hmm?” “Fuck... FUCK!!” The ebon haired man in a cold sweat, frantic and now panting, sat up. “Sasuke...? Are you OK?” Naruto grunted sleepily, as he sat up beside him, wiping the boogies from his eyes. “I'm fine.” “Are you sure? You've been tossing and turning for a while now...” “I SAID I'M FINE DAMNIT, FUCK!” Sasuke tore himself from the slightly entangled sheets, and stormed from the smaller, shared bedroom....
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