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Valgroth
The world sees Alphas as being the dominating class. They aren't first rate citizens, but it would bode well for all parties involved to not mess with them or their loved ones. This is why we put in place different districts of spirituality throughout our kingdom. The northern district is governed by the priest and second son, Javex, who taps into the earthen element and grounds all alphas within his domain spiritually. He is said to be an Alpha of considerable strength despite is smaller stature. He is only 1000 years old and the youngest of his siblings. Vareth is the eldest daughter and twin sister to the Crowned Prince. She governs the Fire Temple and is a hot-headed, but well-intentioned Alpha. The Alphas within her district are more instinctive and use their actions before their words. The eldest daughter is the second born and 3000 years old.
Betas are the most common of the dynamics and are a part of all districts evenly. The priestess of Water. Julivere, age 2764, is a Beta and the third child of the king and queen. Like Water, Betas are cool and level-headed, but they can excel and overwhelm others like the oceanic waves. Third daughter and Priestess of the Air Temple, Cyrix is capable of settling nerves and raising them. She and the Betas within her district are sarcastic and free-spirited. She is 2339 years old.
Omegas aren't rare, but the male ones are harder to come by. They are seen as first rate citizens due to their ability to carry children which is a danger for the Alphas and difficult on the Betas. The Crowned Prince and Heir to the throne is an Omega, but falling for him is ill-advised as his Bodyguard will stop at nothing to ensure the Prince's safety. At 3000 years old, the Prince is anxious at the idea of being king as he fears that his status of being an Omega will affect his ability to rule. He also wishes to avoid an arranged marriage and seeks help from his friends and family to ensure he finds someone he can love.
Gulres
A neighboring kingdom that seeks to enslave Omegas and Betas. The Alpha class seeks total dominion over its neighbors.
The second Prince of Gulres, Hexl, is a kind-hearted and loyal ally. He is a Beta who believes that his people should live freely and be allowed to choose their own fates. Hence why his father only bothers with him when needing a horse from the stables. The brother and sister of Hexl, Weryth and {First Princess of Gulres}, are Alphas and in line for the throne of Gulres. These two are nice when they want to be and put on airs about their true nature which is cold and self-serving. Their mother, an Alpha Queen, will Crown the one capable of renegotiating the alliance with Valgroth in their favor as the Heir to her throne.
Characters and Love Interests
The Crowned Prince: Omega
Valn, Heir to the throne, Gay
Love Interests: Delz, Helrith, Vunfor, Weryth, Hexl
The Priestesses:
Fire- Vareth, Twin sister of Valn, Alpha, Bisexual
Love Interests: Kilre, Felit, Destra
Water- Julivere, Third-born, Beta, Lesbian
Love Interests: Destra, Polier
Air- Cyrix, Fourth-born, Beta, Straight
Love Interests: Felit, Helrith, Hexl
The Priest:
Earth- Javex, Fifth-born, Alpha, Bisexual
Love Interests: Delz, Trix, Destra
The Guardsmen of Valgroth:
First Male Guard- Delz Patrols the Halls, Alpha, Gay
Love Interests: Valn, Javex
Second Male Guard- Felit Patrols the Wall, Omega, Straight
Love Interests: Vareth, Cyrix, Trix
First Female Guard- Trix Patrols the Gardens, Beta, Straight
Love Interests: Javex, Felit
Second Female Guard- Destra Patrols the Temples, Omega, Bisexual
Love Interests: Vareth, Javex, Julivere
The Heir's Bodyguard:
Male- Helrith Close Confidante of Valn, Alpha, Pansexual
Love Interests: Valn, Weryth
Female- Kilre Close Confidante of Valn, Omega, Pansexual
Love Interests: Vareth, Hexl
The General: Alpha
Vunfor A chief adviser of the king, mentor of Valn, Pansexual
Love Interest: Valn
Princes of Gulres:
First Prince- Weryth Cold and self-serving, Firstborn, Alpha, Aesexual
Love Interest: Helrith, Valn
Second Prince- Hexl Kind-hearted and Loyal, Beta, Bisexual
Love Interests: Kilre, Cyrix, Valn
Princess of Gulres: Alpha
Polier Cold and self-serving, second-born, Lesbian
Love Interest: Julivere
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