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„Los, schieb IHN rein!“
„Wo? In deine Fotze?“ Mit einem Grinsen wandert mein Blick zu den Anderen, die sich begeistert die Schwänze reiben.
„Du weißt genau, dass ich keine von diesen billigen Fotzenutten bin. Also… Entweder du fickst mich jetzt in mein Arschloch oder ich lass mich vom Nächsten voll stopfen.“
Lexa schaut sich ihre strammen Mitschüler mit lustvollen Augen an. Die Gruppe von insgesamt zehn Leuten befindet sich auf dem Knabenklo der Schule. Es ist kurz vor den Sommerferien und wie immer lässt sich Lexa, die blonde Oberschlampe der Schule, von den meisten ihrer Mitschüler den Arsch mit Sperma voll pumpen. Denn auch dieses Jahr soll sie wieder mit ihren Eltern in den Urlaub fahren. Dort sei es immer „Mösenfick“-Langweilig, wie sie es ausdrückt, da man an diesen gottverlassenen Urlaubszielen nicht einmal einen anständigen Schwanz finden würde. Und ihren Vater kann sie ja schlecht vögeln, wenn ihre Mutter die ganze Zeit vor Ort ist. Doch dieses Jahr sollte alles anders werden, auch wenn Lexa noch keine Ahnung davon hat….
Thomas schaut von hinten auf ihre geilen, knackigen Arschbacken, die die kleine und so zierlich aussehende Rosette umgeben. Man kann sich kaum vorstellen, dass dort solche riesigen Schwänze, wie sie hier versammelt sind, durchpassen sollen. Doch wie man sich so an der Schule erzählt, soll sie sich schon einmal zwei Schwänze gleichzeitig in den Arsch gestopft haben. Tja, früh übt sich wer Meisterin werden will und mit ihren 17 Jahren liegt sie da ja noch gut im rennen.
„Hallo!“, meint Lexa mit stürmischem Unterton. „Jetzt schieb mir endlich mal deine Stange rein, ich hab schliesslich noch acht weitere Kunden.“
„Hast du dir einen Einlauf gemacht?“
„Und mir die ganze Würze entgehen lassen? – Nein danke mein Lieber. Aber bloss keine Sorge, ich war vorhin noch auf dem Klo, ich werde also nichts von euren Geschenken vergeuden.“
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