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Du fährst grad mit dem aus der Schule zurück nach hause. Im Bus ist auser dir noch der Bussfahrer und Tim. Tim wohnt im selben Ort wir du, und Besucht die Selbe Schule. Du hast nicht so viel mit ihm zu tun da er ein paar jahre jünger ist und zwei klassen unter dir ist. Er sieht ganz gut aus, recht klein, aber dafür schön muskolös. Ihr kommt an und steigt aus dem Bus aus. Da sagt Tim zu dir
"Ey John, ich wette mit dir das mein Schwanz um einiges länger ist als deiner!" Diese Herausvorderung von Tism hat mich zunächst iritiert, dann antworte ich ihm aber:
you were sitting on the couch watching me undress. i unzip my pants and the back down, revealing my round, plump ass. you like that im wearing a lace thong, think its sexy. i took off my pants and bend over infront of you. i pulled the thing crotch to the side, exposing my hairy glistening pussy. you told me to pull my ass cheeks apart so you can check my holes. i followed as i was told. you ripped off my undies and proceeded to finger my holes. you slap my ass and told me to get on top of the...
When I was about eight, I loved to climb poles and ropes. I discovered that I got this extreme feeling of overwhelming pleasure in my pubic area when I climbed them. Then, I discovered I could duplicate that pleasure with my hand on my pecker. When I was nine, my mother found me jacking off in my bedroom and told me that it was a sin and I would go straight to Hell. She also said that I would go blind if I continued. I thought about it for a time but then decided I would continue until I needed...
For years, since I was around sixteen, I had the knack of convincing girls, and then women, that I could be trusted not to ever repeat what was revealed to me. This information gathering proved to be very useful over the years. I learned that the female gender needs to vent, and be listened to, their questions answered, but they don't want any advice, so I used this to my advantage. Once the word got passed around that I was a trusted soul with a lot of valuable information and a great...
I went home, got married and started a family, one every year until we reached six. This was enough for me. My wife originally wanted a dozen but she settled for half a dozen. I had a good job and got promoted quickly, mainly because my personality made me learn everything I could about the company. In eight years, I made it into management in charge of the company's production planning responsibilities. Throughout my working career, I liked to flirt, talk dirty, touch provocatively, and...
Hey, this is just the starting point of hopefully a bunch of crazy and erotic stories. Feel free to just skip this part and start by choosing a story path of your liking, wether it might be for reading or adding chapters. We would also like to encourage you to add your own stories, if you like. No matter how short or long, how explicit or tame. We could just end the introduction here, but we'd like to remind you that all characters that take part in any sexual action are grown ups, 18 years or...
Note: I mentioned in ‘The Next Morning’ that it was part of a longer story. Well, here’s the beginning of that story, drenched in the grief of a man who has lost his wife, who wakes up every morning wondering how to go on and then, one day, wakes up on a private island in the South Pacific. He’s comfortable enough. There is a beautiful beach house fitted out with every known amenity (and some that are still unknown). But the grief stays with him. And then, on the first anniversary of her death,...
My mums friend, had her sister staying, she was running from an abusive relationship. They had arranged a night out and I went to look after her k**s for a few hours. When I got there they was just about to leave, she told me her husband was in the shower but had to go to a meeting and they would be back by 1am. I went and got settled as their cab arrived. It wasn’t long before the baby needed a bottle and I went and got one for him, he soon went back to sleep. So I watched TV. I got a little...
History By Karen Hansen Monica closed the door behind her, sat her bag of school books down near the door, turned to walk into the living room and then froze in her tracks. She just stood there in total and complete shock. Her green eyes wide and mouth gaping open. In the middle of the living room was her 45 year old father kneeling before a woman. Seeing him in a pose like this was a bit of a surprise. She had always considered him a bit of a ladies' man, with a touch of...
THIS IS FICTIONAL STORY NOT REAL. WHY YOU KEEP DELETING IT?M A L C O L M I N H E R M I D D L E " Lois Comes Home Early " with Lois, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey The favourite past time of the boys after they come home from school is watching television. Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey glue their eyes to the TV screen and their asses to the couch wasting the time away with Cartoon Network and Monster Trucks. As a responsible and good mother I wished they'd quietly read books or...
Vi träffades nere i stan en vårdag..vi kramades och gav oss en het kyss..vi gick till ett kaffe och beställde kaffe med bulle..Jag satt sidan om dig..tog min hand och smekte utanför dina byxor..den reagerade snabbt..jag log..Du sa att den hade längtat efter mina smekningar...då viskade jag till dig att jag inte hade några trosor på mig..Du flämtade och sa..du då åker vi bums hem...men jag svarade..nää det gör vi inte och började smeka dig igen..jag log..Du tog din hand under min kjol och...
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“Mark, can you come in here, and look at this computer?”Shit! “I’ll be a few minutes mom, erm just finishing my homework”. Her white silky panties were wrapped tightly around my cock, I was close to cumming and just needed another couple of minutes.“Ok, but hurry up please”Fuck, hopefully she hadn’t discovered the porn site ( avaae dot com ) I had saved on the laptop. I could feel a burst of adrenalin rushing through my body, adding to the building sexual excitement.My hand slipped up and down...
It seemed odd the way the natives seemingly vanished from the dig, but it didnt really worry Josef that much. After all, he was now able to scan through that single cavern where he had been warned not to enter by several of the natives. "Now what were they hiding." He thought to himself as he walked into the cavern, torch in hand, guiding his way deeper into the dark depths. After several hours looking, a tunnel, previously unseen caused a smile to creep accross the young historian's...
Mind ControlThis is our story. A straight no holes barred, no dancing around the moonlight account of the events over the past few years. Its the way my wife likes it. She told me, “tell it all, nice and straight. And start from the beginning.” And so..... When we first got married, the sex was great. Kris surprised me with her carnal knowledge. The way she would dance her tongue around in your mouth or the effortlessness with which she took to power strokes. But make no mistake I was the master, I could...
EroticSTORIES By LJ Everyone has a story. You just have to be willing to listen... When I first saw him, I thought he might be grieving. He stood before a grave, head bowed, features lost in the bulk of a shapeless topcoat. Only as I approached did he straighten, turning to face me when I walked directly up to the nearby grave I was still digging. There was no grief on that cold, impassive face that caused me to flinch as I took an involuntary step away from him. His dark eyes...
Wrapping your head around the concept of finding a guy worthy after you’ve fucked Aaron Black is like trying to wrap your hand around his cock; it just doesn’t fit. I had changed. Not only was he on my mind all the time, but my mind was in a different place all together on men I met. I no longer listened to them when they talked, or cared if they stared at my jutting FF cup boobs, I just glanced to their crotches, and tried to determine if they were packing serious enough heat to be worth my...
FetishEmmy’s first MMF and MoreMy flight had just arrive from Georgia, and Emmy was there to pick me up. She was dressed to kill. Hair and makeup done, tight black dress, stockings, and stilettos. It was Valentine’s day and I had made reservations at a four star restaurant in Indy. I had been gone since Christmas so needless to say it had been awhile. I got in the driver’s seat and before we were out of the lane she had my cock out, seconds later she was coating it is spit, forcing it all the way...
Darcy And Dad Mom had lost her battle with breast cancer five years earlier. Dad was still experiencing grief and seemed to be having difficulty adjusting to life as a widower. After all, they had been happily married for 25 years, having met as teenagers. Essentially their adult life together was the only one that either of them had ever known. Watching dad struggle emotionally through the months and years following mom’s passing was heartbreaking. Dad remained in my parents’ home out in the...
Meine Per?cke mit den Z?pfen lenkte den Blick geradezu auf meine Ohren. Ich konnte nicht fassen, wie auff?llig die zwei winzigen Ohrstecker waren. Und der Kristall glitzerte stark. Dabei war es ein kaum sichtbares Teil, nur den Bruchteil eines Millimeters gro?. Wie kann ein so winziges Teil so funkeln? Die Kette st?rte mich nicht so, denn die konnte ich problemlos wieder abnehmen. Das Schlimmste war, dass sie mir so gut gefiel. Wenn das irgendwie Sinn macht. Ich ging zu Frau Weber in di...
A special thanks to joshman110 and CandidBandit for my primary sources of inspiration. In the middle of the night you had a dream. Before you was a spirit of lust upon a throne of fire offering to make one sexual fantasy come true. You admit to imagining yourself in a world where everyone is %100 woman (not a futa) but can both impregnate and be impregnated. Just so long as technology stays the same and the "guy things" you like don't outright disappear. The spirit laughs and declares it...
LesbianHi my name is luv. I m 28 yrs old married guy with athletic body.we have lady working in our factory called bano. She is 28 yrs old.she is very fair 5.6ft tall with grt boobs and complimenting ass. She is from a very poor family and was working on daily wages with us. I always wanted to lay her but never got a chance until oneday when mywife called me and told that the house maid is going on leave and i have to arrange somebody from the factory to do the chores. Bano was the obvious choice as...
They pumped my stomach that night. My parents were called, my brother Michael and sister Sophie contacted. Danny held my hand while I puked, and rocked me in his arms after the fact. I always cried when I threw up. The authorities were contacted, people searched, the punk bowl tested. Three cups had drugs placed in them, the punch was fine. Why had I gotten one of the cups? I felt nauseous the whole night. The drug had apparently affected my brain as well. I felt like I had ADD, I...
Friday, August 28th, 2015. Royal palace, guest annex. The next morning I called Asim and offered to cook for him, so I’d be able to intercept any packages that might be delivered to his house. He was glad to have me and I took delivery of five boxes while he was out. I made us roast duck (honey roasted, with creamed cauliflower) and an old-fashioned trifle and then I stole one of his outfits: guthra, igal, thobe and sandals. Two thobes, actually, just to be sure. He only had fourteen left, I...
The e-mail message was terse but expressed a huge range of emotions to him. It read simply: ‘He left me!’ The pain of the note from Jane, or Janie as he’d called her in all of their correspondence was palpable, it screamed from the computer screen at him. It had been a long while, since they’d corresponded and it was rather a surprise for him to see in his inbox that there as a message from Jane Warner. He smiled when he saw it and was smiling still up until he read the message. He sent a...
I am naked... vulnerable...defenseless...sitting in the dark of my house waiting for a stranger to come over. He is coming over so I can suck his cock. I have never met him. I don't know what he looks like. He says he has an 8 inch cock! The stranger answered my ad on Craigslist about a private Gloryhole. I have it here at my house.I made the glory hole from a sheet I have tacked to the doorsill of my hallway bathroom. I used pushpins so I can easily setup and takedown the sheet. There is a...
Erica had finished dressing, and come out of the bathroom only to find Devon gone, but sitting on one of the night stands was a note, and a thousand dollars cash. Erica began reading the note as she fumbled to put on her high heels. ‘Erica you are the finest piece of ass I have ever had the pleasure of fucking. I don’t know how much Dave paid you for tonight, but here’s an extra grand for the best sex I have ever had – your husband is a lucky man.’ ‘I have a proposition for you, if you...
Chapter 3One month has passed since Brad started living with me and beautiful wife Lina during the weekends. I thought I had it tough with Lina before, but it had gotten so much worse since Brad has moved in. My life was now a combination of sexual frustration, humiliation, physical pain and mental torture. It had gotten progressively worse each day since Brad's arrival. Brad and Lina made up new rules almost every day to push me further down this path of absolute domination. The worst of the...
CuckoldIntroduction: Samantha is caught after a night of sexytime with her neighbor. The Adventures of Samantha Chapter 4: Caught Sorry about the previous post of this story which got posted twice. Copy/paste fail! it has been requested to be deleted and should be taken down soon. I also apologize for the short length of this chapter, think of it as a bridge to a whole lot more plot! I realized that there is some discontinuity regarding Sam and her now-roommate Carly. I realize they werent...
Brrring! Brrring! Charles awoke to his alarm. He opened his eyes and looked at the clock, which also showed the date. February 14, 2009, his 18th birthday! Finally, he was a man! He ran out of his room in a hurry and nearly tripped over a box. He stooped over to examine it and saw his name, Charles Newman, written on the top with black ink permanent marker. He opened it up. "Happy Birthday Charles!" read the card. "You are now legally a man! Inside this box is a ring, a jockstrap and a book....
The music was a little loud for Kaye’s taste, but the students seemed to be having a good time, and Kaye didn’t really have anything else to do, so she didn’t mind that when principal Ray Devlin asked her to chaperone the Saturday night dance in the school gym. A local dejay was playing all the latest CD’s, and with about a half hour to go, he had slowed the pace down, giving the kids a chance to have a few slow dances. It looked like it would turn out to be an uneventful evening, until Cal...
Sexy Sue from York Chapter 1: The Dangers of Falling for the Wrong GuyRaising her arms, Sue stretched them upwards, clasped her fingers together behind her head and arched her back. She was aware that this caused her 36D breasts to thrust forward but what the hell, none of the guys in this crummy office ever showed any interest. At least not until Rob had arrived! He was well dressed, fit and black skinned, definitely worth one she mused for the umpteenth time. Being brought up in the...
Jack Stevens was on his way to paradise. The 26 year old had managed to beat the system. Through some rather crooked accounting, he had managed to liberate almost two million dollars from some retirement homes accounts. His deeds were impossible to trace and now he sat in the driver's seat of his convertible racing towards the beach house he had so recently purchased. Life was looking good. He was rich and unencumbered, healthy and good-looking. He was 5 foot 10 inches tall, with a...
In these past few weeks, I have been spending many hours at the local pub drinking the British beer and ogling the naked legs of the females with loose morals and little time for prayer to a proper God. My Polly gave me the comfort I needed in my home environment, but I knew my time with her would be limited because there would come a point when she would become dangerous to me because she knew too much about my activities and might possibly betray me to the authorities. Even now, a young...
Dedicated to latexslut who asked for certain favours to be taken into consideration. Obviously I'm only to pleased to oblige and I do hope that she enjoys the experience. "To Become My Latex Lovely." By Jennifer Richardson. You want to become my latex lovely or is it that you want me to force you to become my latex lovely? Slowly and lovingly or shall I make it short sharp and satisfying? We'll begin I think beneath a piping hot shower, once we've greased you up with some...
Author's note- This is my first time writing. The evening seemed to be just perfect for a night in. The warm summer left a want for the relaxation of a couch, the thought provoking a film brings, and some great company in the comfort of the air conditioner. I asked Amanda if she wouldn’t mind coming over and just spending time together and she agreed with a smile. The twenty minutes for her to drive over seemed to lag on forever, however the wait was worth it. Amanda was simply...
THE MUSE (PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A LOVER) By Katharine Sexkitten "For I have crossed between the poles, and for me there's no mystery Once a man, like the sea I raged Once a woman, like the earth I gave Ah, but there is in fact more earth than sea." Cinema Show, by Genesis She sat in peaceful repose, while all around her seemed chaotic. Her hair fell down her back in a wild tangle, dark on dark. The massive pile of pillows behind her showed them as a mixture of big and...
Alan & Elena: The Romantic Saga "I know you can tell what's on my mind~baby~I've been feeling this way for such a long time!" Al Green"Sha-la-la"(Make Me Happy)1974 It is a beautiful spring day in a countryside, flowers blooming the sweet smell of love is in the air, as the few members of a band play thier instruments, Alan Colegate is nervous his knees are shaking, as he stands there waiting his Brother Earl, and his best friend Larry is there as well they all have come a long way...
Hi readers,,, i always loved to read people fucking their maids… I always wanted to fuck a maid after my first encounter…but could’not do it till date….let me narrate to you my first encounter… I was 18 yrs & we had a huge house..mom, dad & sister lived together. I used to study for my PUC II exams in my room on the first floor… There was this maid named Elizabeth…she was about 17-18yrs of age with nice pretty boobs & a sexy curve over her hip..this girl used to stay at our place & sleep in the...
Steve's prick swelled deliciously in Toni's good, snug cunt. Her long, slender legs were spread away out, her blouse was open, her bra removed, her firm, jaunty breasts peaked up for his pleasure. It flattered him to be screwing the prettiest girl in town, this was the third time he had gotten his prick in her, and it was getting better all the time. She worked in the best beauty parlor in town, Laura's Shoppe, she made pretty good money, she knew how to dress--and how to fuck! She liked...
Hello friends, en peyar Ashok ippozhuthu thaan vayathu 20 aagugirathu, naan diploma padithu varugiren. Naan padikum kalluriyil enaku nerungiya nanban oruvan irunthaan avan peyar arun, en vayathu thaan aagugirathu. Avan thangaiyudan eppadi kama thodarbu eer patathu enbathai indru tamil kama kathaiyil pagirugiren, vaarungal kathaikul selalam. Oru naal engal kalluriyil stirck seithu irunthaargal, appozhuthu enaku engu selvathu endru theriya villai. Athanaal en nanban veetirku andru sendru...
Asian cutie Yumi Sin shares a private encounter with porn stud/director Mick Blue. She teases in red fishnet lingerie, rubbing her pussy over the fabric and displaying her firm, natural tits for Mick’s lecherous camera lens. He shoots intimate, POV-style footage throughout their lust-charged date. Yumi strokes and sucks his boner, giving a horny blowjob. The nasty girl worships him with a rim job, tonguing Mick’s bunghole. Mick eagerly sucks and slurps her tiny, tight twat as she...
xmoviesforyouMel stood at an upstairs window watching it rain. What an intimate cozy morning, he thought. Below, he could see his next-door neighbor Yasmin, a beautiful mature Asian woman, furtively slipping out her back door. Here she comes... ! he thought. A moment later, he heard the sound of his basement door being opened. A few seconds later, the sound of her soft footsteps coming up the stairs ... His heart started to beat wildly. Holding his breath in anticipation, he had the door open and waiting...
Heather ate her breakfast, feeling deliciously sinful after her frolic that morning with James, and bathed and chose a gray silk gown. She pulled her chestnut hair back loosely in a ribbon, and went downstairs, to where her brother, Lord Holden, sat smoking his pipe in the salon. ‘Good morning, darling brother,’ she said, walking over and kissing his cheek. She made sure enough cleavage was showing to spark his interest. He swallowed hard. ‘Good morning, Heather,’ he choked out. She smiled...
Chapter 1: A older man reflects back. It's hell getting old. Not as much getting old as losing your friends and loved ones. My wife passed away last year of the dreaded cancer. I'm a little mad at God for that. I went up to the alter many years ago and told God that I would do my best to live a good Christian life if he would do me one favor. I wanted to die before any of my kids or my wife. I later went back to the alter and included the grandchildren. I just didn't want to be one of those...
It was a hot sunny day as Sarah left school, she often rode home on her bike, sometimes stopping off in the park on the way. Today was no different,the heat was getting to her. The plastic of her saddle was making her knickers damp, peddling to an old tree that had fallen down in the park. Consedering last week it had done nothing but rain the tree was now dry enough to sit on which is exactly what she did. Propping her bike at the end she sat with her legs either side and just laid back...
Jeyalaxshmi (aka Jeya), a widow of 40 years, lives in a beautiful town in Southern Tamil Nadu along with her son Jegan who is now 25 years old. She lost her husband when her son was 15 years old. Since then her son has worked as hard as he can to keep the family afloat. They have no relatives and only had each other’s back for emotional support. Speaking of Jeya, she is an average looking South-Indian woman, who wears only saree even at home. She was skinny when she married her husband but now...
IncestBecause of a variety of congenital ailments which developed in midlife, I am disabled for most jobs. I am not allowed to drive now and I miss that. Of course the inadequate pension I receive has caused financial difficulties. My wife was a professional model when we met and married but had aged out of the most lucrative assignments when she turned thirty a couple of years ago. Another former model friend confided that she was working as a part time escort for a large and reputable agency...
May Thai came to clean Angelo Godshack’s shack. He kept making her compliments and offered money to clean in just underwear. She was young and needed the money so she said yes. She swept and cleaned and he offered more money to clean naked. How insulting!! Or was it? That money looked nice. So she took off her bra and panties and continued cleaning. When she making the bed she looked up and there he was. Jerking off his giant dick! What a pervert!!! But like most perverts he had money. Lots of...
xmoviesforyouCathy: I kept John's shirt for days before I finally washed it. I couldn't stop thinking about those two guys with their big hard-ons, blowing each other and playing with each others' meat. But an unusual happenstance changed my thoughts in a way I didn't expect. My sister Bonnie called and was coming to town. I hadn't seen her in a year or so, since she lives on the west coast and neither of us has a lot of spare money for travelling. But she called and told me that she had a...
Mera nam rohan hai or main delhi se hun koi bhi aunty ya chachi mjhe cntct kr skti hai . Mera 7.5 inch lamba or 3 inch mota hai ..Or sab se khas bat ek bar hone ke bad ek mint me hi vapis erect ho jata hai. Ek rat me 5 -6 bar to aaram se kr skta hun ab apko bore na krte hue story pe ata hun . Chachi ki umar 26 ki par lagti choti bachi hi thi. 34 ke boobs 36 ki ass. Kafi hasin h chachi.Chachi ka nam sunita hai.Koi bhi ek bar chachi ko dekh le to esa ho nhn sakta ki us ka samp khada na ho. Bat...
It was time to do something really naughty. I have 3 regular fuck buddies who know I have a lot of fun with many men, and that they were not exclusive. But the fact that they were fuck buddies meant they did not meet or see me have fun with other guys, ever. Last weekend I decided to change that. One of them, Josh, works in a hotel chain so I got him to book a nice suite for us. I told him it will be me and him plus a ‘special’ friend. I am sure Josh thought I may be bringing one of my hot...
Introduction: Afterwards that night As I saw John out after his pleasurable evening with his latest conquest, and then took Cara out for her final ablutions, I wondered how my wife Margaret would be feeling and how I would be greeted when I returned to the bedroom. Hi, my loving Cucky she greeted me how is the most loving hubby feeling now that he knows his naughty wife has fulfilled one of her life-long desires?. At this a thought crossed my mind – is she admitting to other life-long desires?...
Red Eye McCall was easy to recognize, even without the red marble in his eye socket. There was a tall, rangy, scruffy, sloppily dressed man wearing two guns and with a bowie knife in a sheath along his backbone at his waist who was surrounded by admirers clamoring to be the next one to buy him a beer. If Red Eye McCall was in Carlsbad, this had to be him. There was no doubt when the man turned toward me far enough for me to see his face. Yes, there it was, the infamous red marble. It...
Hi all Indian sex story readers, this is Madhan here with a story of a sexy mature milf. First of all, thanks a lot to all ISS readers for your many likes and valuable feedback for . I am a story writer with many stories published. About Me: I am a Madhan of 28 years of age, 6″ tall, south Indian complexion, broad shoulder, and a normal body with skills of tasting a body erotically. I belong to one of the cleanest cities in India, Mysuru, but currently working in Bangalore (which has all...
I would like to first start by giving you a little background about my wife and I. We have been married for 10 and have been faithful to one another throughout that time. My wife Beth, 30, is 5'1", petite with beautiful 34C breasts. She is sexy as hell, I can tell by the looks she receives from just about every man that comes close to her. Our sex life has been normal, one on one, toys, role playing, and most recently fantasy telling during sex. The fantasy telling is where this story really...
EroticDave and Sue were sitting in her small living room in Raleigh when Dave got a phone call from Ken Toomey. He was having a glass of wine. Sue was working on a Diet Coke. They’d just been going over options for where to go for dinner. Dave had followed her from Cape Hatteras to Raleigh that afternoon, wanting to spend as much time as possible with her before she had to take a flight the next day and start a multi-day circuit around the country. “Ken, does the name Sue Gaylord ring a bell for...
First-Class POV is no second-rate porn site, at least if the name is to be believed. The joint’s been around since 2011, which doesn’t seem like very long until you compare them to the rest of the Internet. A decade is practically an eternity in Internet years, and means the site is about as old as my humble little review site here. That longevity alone tells me they’re doing something right, and it’s my job to poke my nose around, shake my dick all over the place, and figure out what the magic...
Premium POV Porn SitesIt’s been a few months since our parents died. We grieved for the proper amount of time but it was time for Joy and I to get back to our routine, a slutty routine. Joy is upstairs slipping into a whore uniform for another trip to the sleazy downtown adult porno shop that we love so much. I am talking to Tammy our Guardian cousin. It’s a three day weekend coming up, so she is going away with her boyfriend and making sure it’s okay with me. As usual I convince her everything will be fine. “Joy...