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It’s Friday morning, and you were looking forward to meeting some friends later on in the evening for a night of drinking. You suddenly wake, feeling a strong pain in your gut, making it hard to breathe as you grab out at your sheets. A few intense minutes pass by until it all suddenly stops. You feel clammy and sweaty as you noticed that you’ve soaked your sheets. Whatever the hell that was, it wasn’t good. You look to your alarm clock and notice it’s 7.30, but after what you just felt, you don’t think you should go to work.
You jump into your shower and get yourself cleaned off. You have a pretty unremarkable body, with a flat but untoned stomach, average arms and legs, and a manhood that’s neither impressive nor pathetic. You step out and dry yourself off, your stomach gurgling unusually as you bend over to dry your legs. By the time your fully washed up, you see that it’s 8.15 and decide to give your boss a ring. Luckily you don’t piss around at work -despite how boring and menial it is-, So when you eventually reach Lucy, she tells you it’s fine and to just relax.
As you finish up the call, you drop to your knees and clutch your stomach as the pain suddenly re-appears. Just like earlier, the pain is unbearable, and you can’t help but grimace as the pain shoots into you. Rolling around, you try to stop the pain, pushing things into your belly to apply pressure, but nothing works. It eventually gives after what felt like an eternity. That’s it, you need to go to the doctor’s and get seen to. You give the local surgery a call and get an emergency appointment in about an hours time luckily enough.
You get dressed, putting on some jeans and a t-shirt and grab a taxi down, not trusting yourself to drive. The ride is pretty uneventful, and your cabbie is good enough to dodge most of the morning traffic, getting you to your destination ten minutes before your appointment. You pay him and tip him as you get out and head in to the surgery.
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