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hey, it's me again, 'mr.-boring-but-safe', & not a cock-sucking, &/or balls-licking homo, hah-hah, heh-heh, www.Godhatesfags.com, hah-hah, heh-heh, … & now that I myself have got that being of the introduction, &/or preliminaries out of the way for this Friday of the weekend being as it is something like the last of the second month within that being of the new calendar year after the old one had ended for that being of two-thousand, & eighteen, or twenty-eighteen, or what is suppose to be 'black-history-month', & so permit me that being of the liberty/ies to get into that being of the message at hand, & don't kill the messenger, hah-hah, heh-heh, no, seriously though, don't kill, or attempt to kill the messenger as you yourself if you being of whosoever you are, or is being of some kind, sort, or type of a riff-raff character being of likewise of the rank, & file of the criminal element/s could have possibly either learned how to read, or could have possibly refreshed that being of your memory in due regard, or in reference to how to go about reading could possibly get offended at what that being of the person of I myself could possibly say here, & now being either that because your mother, or mom could have possibly dropped you yourself upon your head as either a toddler, or worser yet as an infant, or baby however said, unless worser yet you yourself had learned how to possibly become, or be of the likes of some, or of such brain-dead, bone-head, butt-head real life uncivilized, prehistoric neanderthals of stone-age cave-men of fred flintstones, &/or barney rubbles, & of the not so friendly sort, or type compared on to that being of the male cartoon characters then you yourself are even more hopeless, & be seriously needing, or requiring possible, &/or potential psychoanalysis being that because nobody who has at least still half their marbles would think, or contemplate possibly stalking, & k**napping, & then beating that being of the crap out of somebody else that one doesn't, or don't even know, & with that having been said then let me begin.

I myself although I am presently living a pretty boring life, or lifestyle preference as of the present giving moment in time, but then nevertheless when I myself being of that of my same person were to give it being of some, or of such rather serious as well as second thought then I myself get to thinking from there, "well it could possibly become, or be worser.", & like the latest news-headline-story being of which is involving, regarding, or making reference to however said that being of still another rather stupid young black brotha, or brothamon being of whom assumes that he himself can, or could possibly walk upon water just as much as(no, not our Lord, & Savior, the Christ, the Messiah-Deliverer) 'the-b.c.-man', bone-head, or butt-head cave-man, as in the celebrity, not the former president of the u.s.a., you know as in other words 'mr.-jello-pudding-pop' being of whom I myself had last heard is practically if not possibly making that being of 'the-can' like one big picnic for he himself, but then can't really say that that could possibly become, or be the case for a one MR. R KELLY BEING OF WHOM HAD JUST RECENTLY TURNED HIMSELF INTO TO 'THE-FUZZ-MAN', & MUCH RATHER THAN INSTEAD KEEP ACTING LIKE AS IF HE HIMSELF IS GOING TO PLAY POKER OTHERWISE WITH 'THE-GAY-MAFIA' BEING OF WHOM ARE JUST WAITING FOR HIM IN 'THE-MONKEY-CAGE' SO THAT 'THE-BIG-FAT-BOY' IN 'THE-LAND-DOWN-UNDER' CAN, OR COULD POSSIBLY TOUCH BASIS WITH R KELLY'S, OR R SMELLY'S BUNS, & NOT BE ACCEPTING THAT BEING OF THE ALTERNATIVE OPTION OF NO FOR AN ANSWER AS TO WHETHER, OR NOT HE HIMSELF IS GOING TO PLAY BALL WITH THEM AS MORE THAN HALF, OR MOST MALE JAIL-BIRDS HAVE A 'FUNNY-BONE' ANYWAY, & UNLESS R KELLY HAD DONE THAT BEING OF A REMAKE OF BILL COSBY'S 'I SPY' COPS, & ROBBERS VINTAGE, CLASSIC POP-CULTURE TELEVISION PRODUCTION SERIES EPISODES THEN SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE IN A HEAP OF TROUBLE WITH HUNGRY WALL-TO-WALL HOUNDS LINED UP OUTSIDE OF ONE'S JAIL-CELL DOOR WHO WOULD PAY 'OFFICER-TURN-KEY' TO JUST MERELY LOOK THE OTHER WAY, obviously he himself had not, or didn't learn much from 'bill-cosby-101' as in translated to be defined as being ply a female as in woman person with either alcohol, or a sleeping med, or d**g to knock her, or she herself out before you play with that being of the 'fir-ball' practically, &/or possibly by some, or such of any means necessary, not that I myself am condoning that of the practice/s, science, or art of snatching pantys, I mean after all I myself never had done, or never did that before although, or regardless of how I myself had come so close to doing so, but thank God I myself had chickened out for that being of a time-frame-period of the last moment, or minute for something like more than quite a few calendar years ago as in at least a decade ago.

& people, or persons in damn hell want ice-water, well they themselves do, & whereas another name for hell is jail, believe it, or not, I guess nowadays I myself wouldn't be able to do a day in jail for an ex-jail-bird myself, & whereas I still have yet to get that being of my record cleaned as in a rap-sheet fully expunged with, or without a p.o./probation-officer, &/or shrink, & with both being of females, or women, & whereas I myself being of that of my person don't think that they themselves would like it anyway if I were to possibly have a conviction upon my record, or rap-sheet that being of a civil, &/or human rights violation of an offense like that of snatching some, or such pantys, or draws like bill cosby, r kelly, michael Jackson(well the late dick gregory said that he himself didn't do that kind of stuff to any u******e-male-minors, & whereas I myself kind of trust what he himself had said about that one particular male celebrity of a singer, dancer, & actor being of another brotha, or brothamon).

twenty, or thirty years a free-bird, & now whereas he himself being of 'mr.-pop-those-pantys-r-kelly' is about to become, or be a jail-bird, I mean like, excuse my language, &/or pardon my French, I mean if that member of a 'clown-posse' wasn't going to enjoy that being of his freedom in a much more socially-acceptable kind of way then he himself may as well have just stuck his wrists out for the iron, or steel bracelets a.k.a. handcuffs since day one than to be possibly wasting that being of the American taxpayers' money, & whereas this one big 'palooka-joe-jerk' hadn't, or didn't even learn anything from tekashi 69 as in turn somebody else in, not yourself, & not to mention quit it, or stop doing whatever the damn hell that you're doing to get 'heat' on your a-_-s like 'the-boys-in-blue' once again before you wind up, or end up in 'the-can' like 'the-jello-pudding-pop-man'(but then they being of the jailbirds don't want the musty-rusty-dusty of bill cosby compared to how they themselves may be gaming to tag, poke, & stroke, hump, & pump the buns of young blood brotha, brothamon r kelly, or r smelly with those oscar-meyer-weiner-hotdogs, ball-park-franks, eckridge-polish-sausages of those many different brutus, or bruno male jailbirds, & whereas he himself must really like, or love 'the-can', 'the-monkey-cage', 'the-big-house', 'the-joint' after taking a vacation from it for something like a time-frame-period of a couple, or a few decades as in twenty, or thirty years to gamble away his rights, & priviledges to freedom to be willing to go back there after all of those years, I MEAN IT HAS BEEN A LONG WAIT, BUT THEN NEVERTHELESS FINALLY 'THE-GAY-MAFIA' WILL GET THAT BEING OF THE CHANCE TO SHOW R KELLY THEIR MANHOOD UPON QUITE A REGULAR BASIS ONCE HE HIMSELF IS HOUSED IN 'THE-CAN', & WHEREAS THEY THEMSELVES HAVE GOT THAT 'PACKAGE' WAITING UPON HIM WHEN HE HIMSELF FINALLY GET SETTLED INTO THE 'JAILHOUSE-ROCK' ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE PREFERENCE, & FOR THAT BEING OF WHICH IS ONE OF THOSE 'PACKAGES' BEING OF WHICH IS FOR AN S.T.D./SEXUALLY-TRANSMITTED-DISEASE, & IF HE HIMSELF DON'T HAVE THAT BEING OF 'THE-HOOKUP' OTHERWISE, OR PAY THAT BEING OF A 'SECURITY-DETAIL' OTHER THAN 'OFFICER-TURN-KEY' TO KEEP 'THE-HUNGRY-HOUNDS' FROM TEARING UP HIS BUNS BEING OF HIS FELLOW MALE JAILBIRDS).

can't see how a male being of whom is known for that being of his civil, &/or human rights violation offenses against females being of women, & girls alike could have possibly permitted himself to wind up in that kind of situation once again after all of these years when he himself should have counted his winnings, & that is including that exclusive, or special 'get-out-of-jail-free-card' like some kind of a catholic-priest cornering the market getting those one-way-tickets out of jail, & then just simply move on with his life, I guess that when they were giving out brains then r kelly was one of the last ones in line to get one of the normal ones, & much rather instead become one of the other people, or persons in line left who's only option for a brain was of the likes of those frankenstein-rejects of brains, & you know like say, or how you say being of the kind, sort, or type that has upon the front of it that being of a label that says something along this line of thought, "don't go across the street to that quack doctor who specializes in some, or such human-trafficking of women, & c***dren.", & yet he himself goes over there anyway, hah-hah, heh-heh, & to compliment what the male character of the husband, & father figure would say to his son in that one classic vintage pop-culture television comedy called by it's title of 'that-70's show', "dumb a-_-s!!!".

really slept that one didn't he? just can't, or couldn't leave that being of 'the-forbidden-fruit' otherwise alone, & like a catholic-priest.

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