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Chapter 19 I lay in bed and even though I'm mentally exhausted, I can't get my brain to shut down. "Why? Why the fuck do we sabotage our relationship every fucking time it seems to be going great?" "I just don't understand why Jennifer has to constantly push me in a direction I don't want to go!" "Jennifer chooses the dumbest shit on top of everything else! What the fuck will I learn from Hip Hop dancing? How does it make me a better Dominant, or person in general?" God, I...
The alarm sounds at five am and Jeanie reaches up and hits snooze, groaning, "Geez Jake we need to go to bed sooner or make a ten o'clock deadline for sex. One thirty in the morning is killing me. I might have to call in reinforcements to take care of you, you brute." Jake rolls over and bites her on the back, "Well it's your fault babe, I had to work for an hour to get you off that last time." Jeanie sits up and slaps him on the back, "No way mister. I had up the white flag at midnight, you...
Love StoriesIt had been nearly a year since it had all started. The emails back and forth, late night text messages, and the pictures…Ohhhh, the pictures. It had taken me nearly 2 months to get her to send me one. Well, one like I wanted. I remember the very first one she had sent. She was gorgeous. Black hair, dark eyes, tan skin, and cleavage as deep as the San Fernando Valley. She had great tits. It didn’t take me no time to get her to show me them puppies, But I really wanted to see that pussy and ass....
She MalesIt wasn't until all four of us were waiting for a taxi to take us to our hotel that the conversation, and power struggle, started again. Ellie said, trying to set the tone for the crazy weekend, "I just thought I was going to a wedding." "And?" Miranda asked, confused by Ellie's point. "Well, I packed for a wedding, not for a weekend with a submissive," Ellie smiled, looking directly at my mother, whose face went flush. Ellie added, never taking her eyes off my submissive mother, "It's just...
IncestLily whimpered with her face to the ground, feeling more humiliated than ever in her life. She felt like she was doing something wrong, something dangerous and unwholesome. She was with Xavier behind the university gym, enjoying the privacy. Buzzing inside her were two large vibrators, one in her ass and one in her pussy, with Xavier stirring them to further intensify the tidal wave of sensations sweeping through her. He was training her in anal play, having convinced her that it would...
Ich bin der Karl 61 Jahre alt und erfolgricher Geschichts- und Deutschlehrer. Mein Job macht mir Spaß und ich habe einen guten Kontakt zu meinen Schüler/innen. Ich bin ein glücklicher Opa, habe eine liebe Frau und mein Sohn ist auch verheiratet. Meine Schwäche sind die wunderschönen jungen Schülerinnen. so hübsche junge Dinger in den sexy Klamotten. Eine echte Herausforderung für mich als unterfickten Mann mich zurück zu halten. Manche Luder merken es und nutzen mich auch aus. Tatsächlich...
I was shy, I had met her only twice and she was now walking down the aisle towards me.It was an arranged marriage and our parents seemed really happy with the match. I was in my late twenties and my parents had let me have girlfriends as long as I knew that I would be marrying a woman they had chosen. I had messed around and even had a girlfriend at one point. My parents never seemed fazed and when I broke up with my girlfriend, my parents sat me down.“Listen, Sanjay, it doesn’t matter how many...
Wife LoversA Strange Attraction to Concrete Cows by Karen Page Chapter 1 "Charlie control, do you receive?" "This is Charlie control. Go ahead Tom." "We have a problem." "Please state the problem Tom," replied the calm reassuring voice. There was a deathly silence for a second. "It's... it's Anna," spluttered Tom. "She's run out of face cream." The rest of the drama class tittered at the quip and poor Anna had gone quite red. She wasn't a vain girl but she liked to look her...
On Saturday, I did a light workout, went for a swim, then came back up to the clubhouse to shoot some pool by myself. I spent most of the morning there, simply lounging around and trying to pass the time. Since Susan was still in Columbia with Stacy, Mr. Kershaw—the year-round resident who took care of camp reservations—greeted new arrivals. About an hour before lunch, I heard the sound of a car approaching and rushed out to see who it was. I was disappointed when it turned out to be a...
Danny and the Black Twins It was a beautiful day, the kind of spring weather that made Danny Codwallop horny. He walked quickly through the doors of the Fuggledix Community College, and headed for the central atrium. The administration office was just on the other side of the indoor courtyard, with its tropical trees reaching halfway to the glass roof four stories above, and this was the last week to register for courses. He was taking his lunch break to be here and didn’t want to be late...
You find yourself in a cowboy bar after a hard days work at the office. You want a stiff one in the ass and you want it now, so you challenge the hottest guy in the bar to a game of pool. If he wins, he gets your back door in the alley behind the bar. You win? You get free drinks all night. Well, you intentionally loose and lead the man to the back alley by tugging on his belt buckle. Once outside, you drop to your knees, unzip his pants with your teeth and take all of him into your mouth. He...
A borrowed and edited to my liking, short story My name is Paul, my wife is Carole and for the past 3 days my elderly mother in law, Rita has stayed with us visiting us and her sister who conveniently lives nearby. She is 76 years old, she has a nice, comfy body, no movie star, just a plain figure but she is not a barrel or a bubble either. Rather straight legs, no ankles, and chubby knees. Having always been a tit man and Rita’s are a full-on size, I’ve often tried to see down her top or in...
Hi, girls, my name is Vishal. I am a 25-year-old athletic guy. I am put up at Delhi. If you like the story then send me a feedback at So coming to the story. It was a few years back. I recently started my college and was really excited with all the thrill you get before going to college. I was always an introvert in school but I knew it that college is the time to explore. But sadly the crowd of my class was not that good and I was highly disappointed. But you never know when the twist...
As I led my dream girl down the hallway, I listened to her. In the quiet of my house, I could hear everything as if it was amplified. I heard the click-click of her heels as she walked.I heard her breathing increase the closer we got to the bedroom, I could hear her heart (or maybe it was my own?) beating rapidly with the excitement of what was to come.At last, we reached the door to my bedroom. I opened the door with a click that sounded like a gunshot to me but she didn't seem to notice. Once...
CheatingIt was most obviously still McGonagall, but she was much younger, somehow. Maybe 20 years old, from appearances. He grinned his evil little grin as she opened her eyes and looked right into his, wiggling into him and causing him to get very hard against her ass. For appearance sake, Harry ordered McGonagall to go and see the headmaster, and pretend to be panicked about being younger. She was to tell his nothing about Harry himself, or her new relationship with him, just that she had woken up...
Nancy and I have been married for 25years.We have had a good sex life uptill recently.Sex with her was getting a bit of a bore with the same routine. Nancy is a good looking size with a volumptious body.large breasts and a fair complexion.At the age of 49 she is still a stunner and turns many faces.We are both indian.Both born in Manchester we got married young. Over the last 10 yrs I began having secret fantasy's of watching other men making love to her.Nancy has never had another mans cock...
EroticAs the summer weeks passed, their inevitable separation weighed on mother and son. She wanted to hold him longer, kiss him more. He wanted to have her more than ever. Ten days before his departure Janice said, "We didn't do the mountain this year, how about today?" Every year, at least once, they climbed to the top of what they jokingly called, 'Little Everest.' It was small, but the highest point in the area. It was a thirty minute walk up to the view, and solitude. Very few people went up...
App sabhi ne meri kahani “Devrani aur jethani ” ki kahni jarur padhi hogi abb mai apko uss kahni ka agla part apne promise ke mutabik batane jar raha hu Jinhone meri kahni nahi padhi unhe mai bata du ki uss din mai apni Nani ke ghar me apni do mamio ke sath akela tha mai apni badi mami ko pahle hi chod chukka tha (“Innocent boy and sexy aunty” ). Dono mamio ke beech ladai thi, aur dono ek hi gahr me alag alag rahti thi badi mami to rat me chudne ko taiyar hi thi but mai choti mami ko bhi chodna...
I (Filthy Rich) fucking hate it when plans fall through. When the guys cancel our plans on Cinco De Mayo, I’m left home alone twiddling my thumbs, plus my wife – whom I’m in the dog house with… is out with the girls having her own party. But my luck all changes when my incredible Latina stepdaughter Kira Perez changes her plans just to cheer me up and put a ‘smile’ on my face. I did my best to put up a little protest, but she’s all dressed up in a...
xmoviesforyouI was young and hadn't even had my first orgasm yet. Hell, I didn't even know what masturbation was... I mean I was getting erections and liked rubbing them, but when the feeling got too intense I would stop because I wasn't sure what was happening. I had already discovered that I liked girls, and that they caused many of my erections... but this is before I found my dad's porn collection, so my experience was next to nothing.Then one of the greatest days of my life happened. My mom and dad...
The road leading south from Bruma was packed with soldiers. By now, there were civilians fleeing ahead of them, so the army would no longer have an uncontested march deep through Cyrodiil. But that army was being led by two competent leaders, so while I knew they would have losses, I had no fear that they would see defeat. In the meantime, four companies of troops, five hundred men and women total, were making their way west, away from the main body. Depending upon the resistance we met, the...
A light knocking on the front door interrupted the girls as they sat on the couch watching a reality show. Hadley placed her tea mug on the coffee table and dashed to answer it, figuring it was Marcus. Usually he sent a text after leaving the complex letting her know he was on his way only this time he didn’t. The door swung open swiftly, blowing her hair off of her shoulders. Marcus stood on the other side and looked just as good as he did the night before. Hadley grabbed his hand and pulled...
Love StoriesJake and the couple (at this point I did actually find out their names, Emma and Tom) led me into one of the private play rooms, the one we chose was the red room, it has a king size bed with wrist and ankle restraints on the bed posts, I remember thinking that I wanted to try those later! Emma pushed me down on the bed and spread my legs open, she then immediately went down on me, her tongue licking my pussy from bottom to top and with each stroke focusing just a little more time on my clit....
Group Sex“That was a wonderful dinner, Babe,” Bryan said as he pushed his chair back from the table. “Why don’t you to take your bottle of wine and go relax in the front room? I’ll clean up.” He started gathering dishes from the table.“You don’t need to do that, Babe,” Sandy replied. “I can get to it later.”“I’m sure you and Bethany have things that you want to catch up on,” he responded. “It will only take me a few minutes and it won’t ruin my manliness.”Bethany laughed. She had been eager to laugh at...
Group SexJohn trudged into his house late on a Friday evening. He had taken the morning off of work to take the GRE for a third time, and then had a long day making up the work he had missed that morning. He was exhausted, but at the same time he was enthusiastic over finally getting good enough scores to get him into grad school. He stopped and grabbed a pizza on his way home because there was no way in hell he was going to cook dinner after such a strenuous, but worthwhile day. He walked into his...
Introduction: This is my first story. My first real sexual experience. Tell me if you like it. I have many more real stories and would like to write some fantasies too My name is Amy. I was only 13 when my sex life took off. I just got my second boyfriend and he moved quite fast. I was starting to learn about my body and how it worked. I had discovered porn on the internet and could see stories and pictures of how it worked. I had often thought of touching myself but was too afraid. My...
Tuesday morning came and I realized I hadn't done any homework. Not that I had much, just some pages to read for Civics class. With my luck and my current condition I'd get called up to recite the major points of it all... I had some time, so I decided to give that pamphlet on the Program a good look. I'm not much for reading, but this looked to be something I'd better get a grip on. I found it down in the living room, next to the fish tank. Pa'd done a bunch of diagrams - trying to...
As visiting dignitaries of the world of petroleum, Hank Suchard and Billy Watson had been invited to a barbecue at the home of the mayor that afternoon. They hadn't been sure if they should go. For one thing, they figured that, any sort of shindig put on by the mayor would have to be sort of boring but, more important, they were afraid that they might disgrace themselves by suddenly getting hard-ons in public. Not the sort of thing a big oil man is expected to produce. Ever since they had...
Introduction: Down the block lived a boy who wanted to please My mom took an apartment in a four-family house at the end of a sleepy suburban street that had seen better days. I was 9 going on 10 at the time but I didnt look that old. In fact, as many people took me for a girl as recognized that I was actually a boy. I have blue eyes and full lips with a slight build that is more feminine than masculine. My honey-colored hair grew quickly and my mom thought it was so cute for me to have long...
I was seating in my hotel room and waiting for a call from my colleague, who was supposed to check-in at the same hotel and we had plan to go for dinner together. She was new to the city and I told her to give me a call when she will be about 10 minute away from hotel, so that I can give direction to the cab driver. Suddenly I heard some sound through the window of the hotel room and found that it started pouring like anything. Now I was bit worried as the area where the hotel is, kind of a...
“Ok, Slave Jess, Slave Aaron,” Emma said, saving Brent from having to respond, “I think this has been enough fun for one night. Brent and I should probably leave you two alone.” “As you wish, Mistress,” Jess said. I repeated the phrase a beat later. Jess knelt down in front of Brent. “Thank you, Master Brent, for playing with this slave’s ass, mouth, and pussy tonight. I hope you will do so again in the future,” she said to him. She wasn’t going to let him off the hook and she got Brent to...
Armed with a clipboard, I would have the keys to each flat in a big bunch, which I could use if no one answered my knocking or bell ringing. Most of the flats were usually empty, people out to work or at college. One flat though,Flat 3, I was expecting to be occupied. it was rented by a guy called David, along with two other people. They shared the kitchen and bathroom, but each had their own bedroom. Knew David would be in because he didn't much care for working or studying, preferring...
“Looks like you need to be taught a lesson too Riley.” Her words were cold, but they had an anticipation in them too. Ona placed a mirror in front of us so she could watch the look on our faces as she began tormenting us with Shankebite. “Hmmm, now who gets the first lash?” Maria began fighting against her restraints, begging in vain through her gag. I had never been whipped before so I had no idea what to expect. “Maybe we should make a game out of this, oh I know!” She cheered, jumping on...
According to Konrad J. Friedman, the law of unintended consequences is the proposition that every undertaking, however well-intentioned, is generally accompanied by unforeseen repercussions that can overshadow the principal endeavor. Last weekend, without telling my wife, Jennifer, that I was doing this, I undertook to save her some aggravation from the noises caused by my various vehicles back-up beepers. We live in a brick Federalist house more than big enough for our needs, behind which is...
She was on her laptop when she heard the keys jingle from the other side of the door. Her heart pounded in her chest, and her eyes locked onto the doorknob as it twisted. Immediately, she closed her computer and raced towards the door. She checked her hair and makeup frantically in the mirror before dropping down to her knees. The door swung open and she kept her eyes locked onto the carpet in front of her folded knees, but the butterflies were already stirring in the pit of her stomach. She...
BDSM“Thanks for coming with me,” Brett said. “Lots of guys your age are threatened by gays. I’m glad you’re open-minded.” I told him the truth: I had never met a gay person before in my life. He smiled and said, “I’m sure you haven’t.” I told him that I liked girls and was not open to anything other than friendship with him. He told me he figured as much. The story of my flight from the shower room had made the rounds already. I was evidently straight, open-minded, and scared shitless of women...
BisexualLinda looked outside and said, "Honey, let's go back through Nevada and take the northern route home. I want to stop in Las Vegas and win some money. Wouldn't it be fun to gamble a little?" She had an expectant smile on her face. Charley said in a patient voice, "Honey, I know you know very well, people don't win all the time in Las Vegas. They don't even win much of the time. If they did, the casinos would all go broke." Brian's Dad was a practical man, not given to dreaming. He...
Options IV: Refracted Options This chapter is a bit of a bridge and has very little sexuality in it. But I felt it was needed to help the tale unfold properly. I hope you, dear reader, will enjoy it for what it is. Thanks. PC Shelly’s lips tightened and her eyes blazed. ‘You fucking bitch!’ ‘Shelly,’ Stacy began, ‘take it easy. I don’t want anybody to get hurt—’ Her fury at finding Barb passed out in Stacy’s room, at knowing Barb lay there without her panties, at smelling Barb’s musk on...
Fred arrived minutes after opening time but by a quarter to one no one else had come in. Gavin did the crossword much to Jenny's indignation. "Do it in pencil and then rub it out so that I can do it later," she commanded. Gavin just chuckled so she went off to natter to James in the kitchen. "I do hope some people come in," she said. "They will," said James cheerfully. "A lie in and a late breakfast on a Sunday morning, they'll be in no hurry." "They could still come in for a...
Honestly I was a virgin until this happened. Im a 18 year old male 6'2'' with a 9'' cock. My parents were going out to dinner and a movie that night. I called one of friends thats a girl, not my girl friend. I did not think she would wanna chill with me because im not the most popular. But to my surprise she was happy to come over. Now this girl is 6'' with HUGE 36dd boobs, an ass to die for and an awesome face. When she got to my house I put in a movie and made some pop corn. Tonight she was...
Newly pregnant Val Marcolina was delighted at being included in the informal pre-shower meeting that was in progress at her sister Heather's house. Janet was carefully laying out several pictures of different style baby carriages for the other women's inspection. Val's mother pointed to one of the designs. Janet looked on and said, "Hmmmm, well I think it's between this one, and..." she paused to point at the third photo, " ... maybe this one." Val's mother nodded effusively, and...
As far as trying out the account management idea was concerned, Clegg was as good as his word. He set up a meeting for me only a few days later. "So, I understand from Mr Clegg, that your new approach is to meet the specific needs of your clients rather than just picking up whatever you find lying around." The robed man in my office had an Asiatic appearance but spoke English without any trace of an accent. Clegg had said he was the Kalinin of Kushtia an old school friend, though he...
“Ouch!!” He said as he reached to the left of the sink and tore off a small piece of toilet paper. “I hate new razors” he muttered as he placed the toilet paper on the newest nick on his chin. “What? Dan, is something wrong?” Heather asked as she turned off the shower. She turned off the shower. She grabbed a towel off the rack and gave her hair a quick drying. After replacing the towel as she stepped out of the shower, she crossed the room and hugged Dan from behind, leaving two wet circles...
I knelt at my wife’s grave and laid a bouquet of her favorite flowers on it. It had been three years to the day since I laid her in it. Memories raced through my mind; our first date, our first kiss, our wedding, the birth of our daughter. On and on the memories went, until I once again faced the stark moment when it all ended. Injured in a car crash, Karen had died in the back of an ambulance before I even knew what had happened. I never had a chance to say goodbye to the woman who had shared...
SeductionMy sex life with my girlfriend is very bland and from what I’ve seen from Jasmine Jae, she’s the perfect pornstar I have in mind to fulfill my fantasy. Tonight, I want to get wild and filthy and I know Jasmine can deliver what I want. I make the necessary arrangements happen and get in contact with her. Jasmin asks me what my favorite color is, then shows up at my hotel bringing along her sexiest purple lingerie. I couldn’t believe it and this will be a night I will never,...
xmoviesforyouok....well...me and my friends had an awesome day. Cruizin around, causing havoc everywhere. I thought this day couldnt get any better. After my friends left I decided to go for a walk around town. I had only lived here for a week so I didnt know anyone yet, but I had my eyes on this one girl named Alexis, that lived two blocks away, which was the direction I was headed in, she was tan, nice body about 120lbs. nice legs, beautiful eyes, perfect chest size; I would say they were about a C cup....
EroticI was born a boy, today I’m a powerful woman. I was raised in a terrible home. My mother a whore, my father a abusive bastard. But I guess if it wasn’t for them I wouldn’t be who I am now. Especially my father. Who knew I would grow to love cock? It started when I was young and lasted till I was 14 and ran away. Nowhere to live, no family or friends in the middle of cold Wisconsin. If I knew one thing was I didn’t want to be homeless in that cold place so I started walking. Headed south with a...
Hello Friends i am posting my third story, i got ur good response of last two stories. Yeh baat un dino ki hai jab maine ek nayi company join ki thi, aap sab logo ki knowledge ke liye bata deta hoon ki mein ek marketing guy hoon. Meri posting delhi se karib 70 km door hui. Aur maine apni family ko wahi par rakh kar apni car se aane jane laga. Week mein do teen baar ghar aa jata tha, aur baki din wahi par hi comapny ka chota sa guest house tha usme ruk jaata tha. Ek din meri office ki maid...
I recently broke up with my girlfriend Jenny. Our break up was bitter and nasty to say the least, especially considering that she dumped me for some jerk-off of a guy who she'd known all of five minutes!We hadn't been living together, but as time went on I found myself getting along really well with her parents, who were very open-minded. They had very liberal feelings about most stuff, especially about sex. I'd often spend weekends at her place, and even went to the summer cottage with the...
Hello guys, Rahul here based in Pune. Average looking Indian guy passionate about travelling and photography. I have been a regular reader at ISS , finally, I have decided to share my sexscaped. I provide escort services to fund my travel, to ladies who are deprived or unhappy with their sex life. I even had threesome experience with young couples from Pune and Mumbai who wanted to spice up their sex life. Not just sex but I also offer consultancy to spice up sex life. And I even offer...
It is my regular habit to enjoy a slow start to the day but on this particular occasion I had woken to a delightful day and decided to take an early breakfast. I had taken myself into the morning room where Helena (now gradually becoming accommodated to her role) served me breakfast, poured my coffee and laid the day's newspaper close to hand. Breakfast was a simple affair and I was soon able to sit back so as to digest both the meal and the latest news. As has become the case recently, the...
It took Rocky a couple of days to settle and it was a case of him taking me or dragging me round on his walks the dog had a lot of strength, I didn’t dare let him off the lead in case he ran away. After his walk I made a fuss of him rubbing him down. A few days later I was sat watching TV after a shower dressed in a short gown when Rocky came wandering in flopping down at me feet, I started to stroke him rubbing his belly and then he was up his nose between my legs sniffing me and trying to...
Tracy by Pamela [email protected] There are some girls that are born with an indescribably powerful senuality and sexiness that cannot be taught. You have to be born with it to have it. These are girls who move through the world with a rare feminine beauty that creates a chemical reaction in the boys who cross their path. Boys like myself are agog when we encounter such girls. We feel an instant churning attraction in our gut. Often we force ourselves to look the other way...
Today he just turned eighteen. His mom had a special surprise for him. He had a beautiful sexy mom and always had dreams about her. He imagined her naked and in his bed even tho he was innocent.Tonight his mom had set the dining room up for a great dinner of his favorite foods. At seven he was there waiting for her as she walked into the room. He could not take his eyes off her. She wore a sheer tank top and a very short leather skirt. He could see her nipples poking against the material in the...
We had never really talked about sharing her with another man. My wife and I met in university, in our last year. She was a pretty brown-haired English lady in her early twenties, smart, sociable, with a gorgeous figure and long brown hair, very attractive but reserved. We had a meeting of the minds, and a month after we started dating it developed into a meeting of groins. Two weeks after that we were engaged. Everything was just - right, somehow. Two years later we were settled, she at grad...
Hi friends continuing from my previous story, I have been fucking my sister like anything for sometime now. I started trying various experiments with her. I started shaving her armpits and private hairs. Started trying new positions on her. This continued one day marriage was fixed for her. And everything stopped abruptly, not that she did not want it, but all the time there were some relatives in house and I was never finding free time to fuck her and this frustration was also seen in her...
IncestMy current live-in girlfriend, Cara, and I were sitting down to an intimate Friday evening candlelight dinner, which we then planned to develop into a romantic candlelit evening in our bed. We had just made a major purchase which had been delivered that morning, a spectacular reproduction mahogany four poster Victorian bed. We had every intention of inaugurating it tonight. Cara is about my age, 40 something, around 5’5” and 140 pounds, with shoulder length wavy brunette hair. She is extremely...
Group SexThe weekend finally came and we told our gfs we would be having a guy's day outdoors and we told them about all our plans. Hiking, Bbq, fishing, you name it. But what we didn't tell them was that all we were going to do was fuck. We went ahead and got all our things and headed out, telling them there would be no service so we wouldn't be able to reply to their messages if they needed us. Anxiously driving as we got to our destination, a small campsite by a stream about an hour away. We parked...