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Alles begann damit, dass sich Sabine, die Mutter meiner Freundin, beim ausruhen in der Sonne immer mehr entblösste. Als sie nur mehr in Spitzenunterwäsche vor mir saß, wurde ich auf ihre kleinen aber festen Brüste aufmerksam und ihre gute Figur machte mich tierisch an. In der Folgzeit schlich ich mich mehrmals in ihr Zimmer, entwendete einige Slips von ihr und wichste hinein. Dann legte ich sie zurück in ihren Schrank. In der Hoffnung, dass sie es merkt (und sie musste es merken) und mich zur...
Wir sind Kim und Katrin (genannt Kati). Wir kennen uns aus dem Sandkasten. Damals lebten wir beide mit unseren Eltern in der Nähe von Münster. Und wir sind immer beste Freundinnen. Nach der Grundschule haben sich die Eltern von Kati leider getrennt und Kati ist mit Ihrer Mutter nach Bayern gezogen, weil diese dort einen neuen Arbeitgeber gefunden hat. Insofern gab es unsere Freundschaft auf Distanz, die aber dennoch gehalten hat. Viel ging natürlich über Anrufe, später das Videochats, aber auch...
TeenDie Geschichte ist wahr und wurde von mir wirklich so erlebt! Schaue immer Mal auf Dating Seiten für Sex. Dort gibt es auch Foren und Chats. Als ich vor einigen Jahren in solch einem Chat war, schrieb auf einmal einer, dass in meiner Nähe auf einem Pendlerparkplatz dahinter eine geile Frau nackt liegt und es sich selbst macht. Allem Anschein nach wartete Sie nur darauf beobachtet und wohl auch gefickt zu werden. Im ersten Moment dachte ich jaja, alles klar irgendein Spinner, der andere...
ok hier meine erste Story, hoffe sie gefällt euchDiana und ich kannten uns schon viele Jahre, sie ist anfang 30 ca 170 groß schlank schulterlange dunkel blonde haare und hat ein schönes C Körbchen.Wir trafen uns mehrfach die Woche bei ihr zum Kaffetrinken und quatschen. Da ich sie schon länger geil fand freute ich mich umsomehr auf unsere treffen besonders im Sommer, da saßen wir immer bei ihr auf der Terrasse. Sie trug öfter Röcke oder Shirts mit ausschnitt so konne ich den ein oder anderen...
Warum ich schon immer auf alte geile Kerle stehe…. Es ist jetzt über dreißig Jahre her, aber den Abend vergesse ich nie, an dem ich das erste Mal mit dem alten Ewald rumgemacht habe….. Ewald war mein Onkel, er war früher mit der Schwester meines Vaters verheiratet gewesen und schon seit ein paar Jahren Witwer, bei dem ich jedes Jahr die Sommerferien auf seinem Bauernhof bei Osnabrück verbrachte. Damals war ich so sechzehn, hatte schon ganz früh gemerkt, dass mich Kerle und alle Art von...
GayGeiler Heels-Spaziergang mit MariaCiao, da bin ich wieder..der Ficker der geilen Nachbarin Maria.Ein wenig Zeit ist vergangen, wir haben oft gefickt, uns gegenseitig verwöhnt, an allen Körberteilen in allen Löchern hab ich sie ficken dürfen. Viele Positionen ausprobiert alle Körberteile bespritzt. Und natürlich ich in ihre Heels gespritzt. Ich hatte die Ehre mit ihr ab dem ersten Date Schuhe kaufen zu gehen, ein ganz besonderes Vergnügen für mich. Aber oft hat sie mich auch überrascht mit ganz...
Bitte an die Boardregeln halten. In "Schwanzgeile Flittchen" sollen Gays, Shemales und Transen die Hauptpersonen sein. Die Startstory sollte in der Egoperspektive ( Thomas Sicht ) und in Vergangeheitsform weitergeführt werden. Es kann jederzeit eine neue ( passende ) Sequenz mit frischen Protagonisten und anderen Erzählformen von euch geöffnet werden. Schwanzgeile Flittchen ( Gay / Shemale Storys ) Thomas Träume werden wahr Ich muss gestehen, schon lange bevor ich zum ersten Mal mit Daddy im...
TranssexualIch konnte es mir nicht verkneifen nachdem ich das hier gelesen habe es selbst zu probieren. Ich bin Gestern später am Abend zu den Flüchtlingen gegangen. Ich sehe mit meinen 21 Jahren etwas jünger aus und habe mir schwarze Strapse angezogen ohne Slip, einen sehr kurzen Minirock und ein Bauchfreies Top und nur noch einen langen Mantel angezogen. Draußen vor der Tür standen auch schon ein paar Männer verschiedenen Alters und guckten schon leicht verdutzt zu mir. Ich ging direkt weiter zu Ihnen...
Gay date Chatten doen ik graag, heel erg graag en ofschoon ik bi ben vindt ik het best wel es opwindend om op een gay chat te komen en daar een beetje homo te geilen. In combinatie met een webcam wordt het nog spannender. Ik had contact met iemand en het werd al snel een opwindend gesprek, hij heette Jan. “Zeg es Jan, heb je een cam?….” “Ja hoor…. zullen we samen een beetje op de cam geilen, maar dan gewoon de cam gericht op onze pikken okee?….” “Dat is goed..” zei ik en richtte de cam op mijn...
Bei uns in der Nähe gibt es leider kein passendes Lokal wo man Pissspiele machen kann oder gleichgesinnte zu treffen.Aber jeden letzten Freitag im Monat findet in Mannheim im Jails ja die Pissparty statt. Und ab und zu wenn es mein Arbeitsplan erlaubt fahr ich gern dort hin um ein bisschen Spaß zu haben.Ein Freund von mir ist ne Mega-Pisssau die nie genug bekommen kann. So hole ich ihn immer ab und wir fahren rüber nach Mannheim für ein bisschen Spaß. Bei so einer Gelegenheit , es war ein...
Es war Samstag Vormittag , ich war gerade dabei die Garage auf zu räumen , da überkam mich die Geilheit . Ich hatte die ganze Woche über viel gearbeitet .Immer spät nach Hause gekommen und meine Freundin kaum gesehen . Also auch die ganze Woche keinen Sex gehabt . Sie musste heute noch arbeiten . - Pflegedienst Frühschicht - .Ich schrieb ihr eine WhatsApp , sie möge bitte viel Mineralwasser auf der Arbeit trinken . Ihr müsst wissen , wir sind NS-Liebhaber . . " Mach ich " schrieb sie zurück ....
That fucking remote; I can’t ever watch my television without getting a moist pussy. I am a very horny 19 year old girl and I just can’t keep dry when I look at the shape of my remote.“Where the hell is it?” is usually said looking at the remote for more than one reason. Don’t get me wrong, the shows I watch are definitely important to me, but my horny needs are much more important than True blood. The curves and hardness of my remote just make me feel a lot better than any vampire show can!In...
We sit down opposite one another, Sarah crossing her long, toned legs beneath the shear nude material of her dress. The black lace detail hugs every curve and I let my gaze wander up her body to her young, ripe breasts. She’s just 16 and at 23, I can’t take my eyes off her; it doesn’t sound good written down, I know, but I love her. I reach her sparkling eyes, her dark hair falling delicately around her face and she smiles at me, delighted, “This is perfect, Ross.” “Anything for you,...
Craig and I boarded the jet to Oregon. He understood the role of the newly designed trucks and he'd already visited the plant. I didn't like to talk in public so we talked about life in Nashville. He actually lived south of the City in Brentwood where he had a small farm. Near his farm there were many main interstate highways going in all directions, which placed him at a major crossroads in America where he could monitor the system working first hand. He told me that he had a little girl...
Introduction: Lilly and I get to know each other better This is the sequel to Sarah left me 1 to 6. You will understand better if you read them first. I woke up next morning and looked at Lillys beautiful, naked body beside me. We had slept without even a sheet over us. I stroked her hip gently, not wanting to wake her, but she stirred, opened her eyes, and grinned. You know what? I could get used to waking up beside you. Mmmm. Me too. Then I leaned in to kiss her. As I kissed her my hand...
I had always liked staying at Auntie’s, she was my mother’s youngest sister and had a girl who at this time was just twelve. Auntie lived just outside one of the lesser known coastal villages in Cornwall and there was a beach known only to the locals and we could spend time there whenever we wanted. The truth was that even when I was quite young I fancied Auntie Gill, she was so young seeming and had a great figure much of which I had seen at some time or other. That summer I was fifteen,...
Incest“Hey babe” he said turning towards her as she approached. “Hi honey” she said sexily leaning down to give him a lingering kiss. “Did you miss me?” “I missed this fine arse of yours” he said to her slapping it as she stepped past him to sit down next to her husband. Lois gave a smile as he slapped her firm arse demonstrating her lust for a good spanking. She leaned forwards and kissed him again harder and longer. “So where have you been? And what’s in the bag?” he said...
Hello dost mera naam vanraj sharma hai ,mein bhopal ka rehne waala hu. Yeh story mere or meri pados mein rehne waali aunty ke bich ki hai. Mein dikhne mein fair hu,mere lund ka itna hai ki kisi bhi female ko shant ker de .Meri aunty dikhne mein ek dum maal hai figure se thodi moti hai but unke boobs or unki gaand dekh ker koi bhi unhe chodne ke sapne dekhne lagtha hai. Yahi hua mere sath bhi. Unke lambhe ghaane baal or unka saari pahne ke andaaz se tho koi bhi bach nhi paaya hai .Humari colony...
“I know, but sometimes, I get really frustrated, big brother. I’m only thirteen, but at times I even look at my own sisters and get hard.” “Wow, that is clearly too much information, Mike. All I can tell you is that while cousins might be OK, your own sisters might just cut off your dick, like that chick in Buffalo did to her own husband, just last year.” “Oww, just thinking about that, makes me hurt!” he said. “Remember that, the next time you think of Betty, Chris, or Jessica, OK?” “You...
I stared at the hotel phone. It wasn't too late to change my mind. I'd spent the entire trip talking myself out of it, then talking myself back into going through with it.I couldn't back out now. I'd been wanting this for too long. Wanting him for too long. I had to know. I had to look into his eyes and touch him.Taking a few deep breaths, I picked up the phone and dialed his number."Hello?""Hey, it's me," I said, doing my best to keep my voice from shaking. Oh, this was so not a good...
Straight SexGracie and Candy walked out of the bar hand in hand. Once outside, Gracie stopped, pushed Candy up against the wall and kissed her urgently, pushing her tongue into her mouth. Candy responded and the two of them were lost in each other. Candy had one of Gracie’s tits out of her top and was caressing it while Gracie had her hand under Candy’s skirt, rubbing her pussy through her soaked thong. She hooked her fingers into the band of the thong, broke from the kiss, and started to pull them down...
BisexualKitten; part 7 By: Malissa Madison I found myself laying on my back my legs spread yet warmed by the three young body's that lay alongside them. I feigned sleep as I moaned and moved my head, stretching my arms up under the pillows to grip the rungs of the headboard. I'd let my eyes crack open the tiniest bit and saw Hope was between my thighs, with Samantha and Colene on each side. They had my cock out of my panties kissing and licking softly. Samantha giggled so softly, "Just...
Veronica was a top producer at one of the most elite brothels in Nevada. Sometimes men would wait several hours for the opportunity to see her, ignoring the propositions of less popular girls. This natural beauty had a seductive aura about her, an asset that nullified any need to flaunt or strut to get attention. She dressed conservatively for a prostitute, disdaining flash in favor of secretarial styles with a sexy flair. This perceptive saleswoman had figured out the game very well. The money...
IncestJust as I was about to reach the end of my chain with regard to my little sister's defection to the huge and rude cock of Donald, who in my humble opinion was the world's ultimate jock and major prick personified, when I observed her tearfully attacking her pillows swearing she was never going to speak to him again. The waves of mental relief washed over me like a tsunami washing away my fear of her permanent removal from my sphere of influence and close personal mentoring. I had this...
Hallo iss ke chodu lund dhaariyon aur raseeli choot waaliyon ko mera pyaar bhara salaaaam aaj bahut din baad aap sabke saamne fir se haajir hoon aur is baar jaanna caahenge kiski chudaayi ki maine….? Na na aap log galat soch rahe hai ki har baar ki taraah maine apni mummy ko ya chachi ya bua ko choda hoga par aap log galat hai is baar maine kisi badi age ki aurat ko nahi balki 1 kamsin nadaan apni jawaani se bilkul anzaan ek nabalig yaani ki 14th saal ki kunwaari choot chodi hai aur wo bhi apni...
Life went on at the Starr household after Tara left. Helen moved on to high school and gave up soccer. To my dismay and anxiety, she discovered boys. She and Tara kept in touch with via email, but over time they became less frequent so I didn't learn much about her life. And then one day there was a knock on my office door at the hospital. One of the nurses, I can't even remember which, stormed into my office. I looked up from my paperwork. "It's your wife, Dr. Starr." "What about...
Not gonna lie this was the most amazing feeling, coming home after a long day of school and having your balls drained by the milf next door who was cheating on her husband for my young cock. I'd never broach the subject of fucking her pussy because I was too ecstatic being sucked off that I didn't want to ruin it but I started to feel bad that all she was getting from this was the enjoyment of sucking my cock so I started doing research and asking friends how to eat pussy. The mix of...
The year was 2136. The United States would be unrecognizable to those who had lived there in the early twenty first century. For one thing there had been a civil war over the issues of taxation, the voting franchise and slavery. Ultimately the side that prevailed in the far greater number of states was the side that wanted a major reduction of taxes, a limitation of the voting franchise to tax paying citizens and the return of slavery. A new nation named Capitallia was formed consisting, at...
Chapter 6I left early for the train station before my parents were up so I wouldn't have to listen to my mom about my choice of clothing. My shorts were a bit too short for parental approval and my top... It was a bit to small for my big tits. There was a hint of nipple showing through the stretched material and if I got cold... Well, I wasn't wearing a bra so there would be pokies.I was waiting for Danny outside the coffee shop and one look at his face said I'd chosen my clothes well. I struck...
“We often have threesomes, an extra younger, bi-sex hung man is my preference, though sometimes we have an extra woman. Sometimes even another couple.” By now Zara was hanging on to my every word. “i expect the second man to lick me to orgasm. I expect to cum at least three times. Then I will give the second man a blow job while my man watches. I love the sense of power I have over a man when I am blowing him.” “How doe’s your man feel about you having another man?” “We have rules, no...
The slums are dirty, dark and deep.Have you ever been to the slums? not the model government ones, the ones beside rail tracks and warehouses, where the mafia run their recruiting schools and crime are so common they don't interest the newspapers. I live near one auch slum, although my dad prefers lower middle class tag. he says we once had 5 bighas of land somewhere, but I've only seen oil grease and smoke all my life. we work in the petroleum industry you see. even my sister is oily,...
My sex life began at an average age with my cousin, who was a year younger than I. My father left Mother when I was a young c***d, so I did not have any idea as to the feelings of having a father around. Mother has worked since she was deserted, having been hired by her former boss because she was very well educated in his particular field, patent attorney. During that time, after school, I would stop off at my aunt’s home until Mother finished work. My cousin was very tal-ented with a baton...
Our visit flew by, and before I knew it, Jim and Millie announced that they had to get back to Branson. Colleen said nothing, so I waited for her to tell me what her plans were. "I think I'll stick around and see what tricks Kevin hasn't taught me, yet," she said with a sneaky smile. I arranged for their jet to be serviced at my hangar, and made ready to depart by mid-afternoon. I sent Ann Marie into the city for some supplies, and then the four of us sat at the kitchen table discussing...
Our secret lasted less than 24 hours. Dad had begged me to tell absolutely no one, of course, and to act as if nothing unusual had happened between us. I promised. But Megan and I kept nothing from each other. She was my best friend and next-door neighbor, and had babbled on and on about how great it was to fuck mature men. How could I not tell her? I got home from Dad's house on Sunday evening, and I was about to burst with my secret by the time Megan came over after school on...
(Thanks everybody so so much for your comments i really appreciate them I was really struggling to write this third chapter cause i didnt want to ruin it! Theres still no sex in this chapter which isnt good i know but hopefully in the next chapter.You’ll understand when i finish the series hehe! Thanks again, hope you enjoy this. Any feedback and comments are really really apprecated. Its what keeps my writing. MissBoePeep xx) *********** Mmm, what was that smell? Coffee was it? And bacon?...
I was sitting alone in my house watching T.V. my parents had gone out of town and my brother and bhabiee had gone to bhabiee’s maika. I was feeling bored it was getting darker as it was evening time. I was watching TV. I wanted watch something sexy but no channels were broadcasting any hot items, I was imagining Nayana aunty as I was watching Priyanka chopra in Saalam E Ishq’s song “Sainyaan Re Saiyaan Re”, I knew that no one would come soon, it would be at least 10 pm by the time my brother...
Hi, I am Raj. I am from Kerala and currently studying in Pune. Some of the ladies already know me because we have had some great sex chats. I am writing this story with the permission of my reader. The story is in her perspective and is about her first time. Let’s call her Ria. She is a young and very horny teen. Now, in her words. My father died when I was young. He had already remarried before and my stepmom was pregnant. Although my father was rich, he had taken a very big loan. And when he...
Ever find yourself in a situation completely immoral, yet allowed you to live out one of your deepest, darkest fantasies?I'd been using Tumblr for about 6 months or so, just as a way to catalogue photos of pregnant women that I liked. Somehow, through my lurking around, I found that there were many people, including women, who shared my fetish, and even used the site as an outlet for themselves. I started following a woman who had recently declared herself pregnant and a few weeks later, she...
After dad died, mom had pretty much left his private study the way it had been. I don't think she'd even gone back inside that room even once, since the last time she had. Though I hadn't either out of respect for her, and a sense of eeriness that came over me whenever I even got close to it. Mom had locked the door, and it had remained so ever since. Up until now anyway, when we no longer had a choice. It was time to pack things up in preparation of moving into a new home, so needless to...
Meet the Holders. (pt 3) (this episode Daddy Hal (41), Daughter: Kelly (19)Mommy (Peggy) 39), Kelly's Friend: Maria (20), Maria's Papa, Peter (52)Kelly gasped as she examined Maria's naked body...so different from her own. Kelly was a slim athletic brunette with fair skin...taller than average (5'8")...modest tits...flat belly ...and just a hint of trimmed pubic hair.Maria...by contrast had an ample figure....shorter than Kelly...only 5'2"...she had very dark long curly hair...very generous...
Fuck I mumbled under my breath as I looked down. 20 miles over the speed limit. Not too shabby but I knew I could get out of it. Slowly I pulled over to the edge making sure no one would scratch my new baby. When I first seen him get out I instantly smiles. The way he strutted toward me you could tell he was confident. As he got closer I didn't notice a ring. I unzipped my hoodie and adjusted my hefty size DD tits in my bra. Making sure they popped out the top just making sure to show...
I hated hospitals. The smell, the sterility, the shiny floors ... Soap stations were parked next to every door. Nurses walked around with cheery scrubs that somehow seemed wrong against the backdrop of the suffering. Even worse, the frantic and heavy expressions of loved ones were haunting and inescapable. The employees at the front desk were assholes. They gave me a hard time when I said I was there to see Rose, telling me they were supposed to receive a list of visitors and my name wasn’t...
Before I returned to Audoflede and the others, Clovis and I established a code of sorts. Using Audoflede’s name at the beginning of a message I sent would indicate that the message was true. Mentioning Gotberga’s name would indicate that an immediate attack against the Romans was necessary. Mentioning neither name would signify danger, probably an imminent attack on Tournai. The women were relieved when I returned from the castle. Audoflede was going stir crazy by the afternoon since she...
A couple of months after their visit to the swingers club they get a text message from Luke asking them if they want to join him and his wife, as they will be visiting the club during the weekend. They both like the idea, so they make arrangements to meet Luke and his wife at the club on SaturdayWhen they arrive the parking lot is almost full and after dropping their clothes in the lockers they enter the bar area. Luke is already there and they go over to his table and are greeted by his wife,...
Straight SexThe concept of a 'realized fantasy' really appealed to Jim after Brad had made that statement regarding his fantasy about fucking some hot babe on the picnic table at the town common at night had come true. He wondered what other fantasies people in The Circle had that hadn't been realized. Thus, he set as a short-term goal, the collection of fantasies of his friends and lovers, and the desire to help make them 'realized fantasies.' As seven of The Circle sat around after dinner one...
'You have cum on your face' I told her as I chuckled. 'Really?' she smiled 'Where?' She started to look down, trying to see her own chin. It was quite funny looking. I laughed and said 'Here, let me...' I leaned in to Sophie and licked some of my cum from her chin, taking it into my mouth and swallowing. She gave me a strange look, as she cocked her head to the side, then leaned in and kissed me. I could taste my cum as my tongue explored her mouth. 'Mmmmm' We both groaned...
After returning home, I was really quite tired and somewhat sore from all the sex we'd been having over that weekend. I told mom that I had had a wonderful time but was quite tired and really worn-out and that I wanted to take a shower and lie down for a while to get some rest.She said, "Do you want me to wake you for dinner, dear?""Yes mom”, I replied, “please call me."For the next couple of days, I was still very sore, moving very cautiously and somewhat slowly.During the next week after...
SeductionDan and Wendy sat silently holding hands in the waiting room while Karen attended her third session with her new psychologist, Dr. Carla Mackenzie. Wendy looked so sensual wearing a white, short pleated skirt and low scooped coral coloured top. The side profile of her cleavage, along with her scent of chocolate and vanilla perfume, drove him nuts. She picked up a women’s magazine and thumbed through it, and he still marvelled at how lucky he was to have two such beautiful women in his life,...
Day four, and I was down to my last option. To beat Marie at her game, my best bet still was to have an orgasm before seeing her. But my experience with Karen showed me that I really couldn’t go to her or the others for help to get off without that possibly backfiring. Karen fooled me and called Marie over, and then just got me all hard and excited for Marie to beat me in the game. Would Donna or Sybil do that as well? I wasn’t sure, but Donna lived too far away for me to easily get to her...
Some guys are not well endowed, or are, because of genetics. Not so with me. I have hypogonadism, basically my body doesn't produce testosterone in amounts higher than females (and yes, females have it too, just less). It results in a small penis, large breasts and receding testicles. Everything works just fine, but those are the physical effects of the condition in extremely abbreviated terms.It does grow disproportionately large because of the relative smallness to begin with, but gets to be...
My wife, Lisa and I had been married for 10 years we were both 21 when we were married. Lisa was an absolute sexy woman at 5'6'' 120 pounds with 34c boobs and long tan legs, men would always check her out. At 31 she hadn't lost any of it, and had only grown sexier. She looked young and even got carded sometimes when we would be out for drinks. Lisa was a virgin when we were married and was very conservative when it came to sex in the beginning due to her strong religious parents. Over time we...
It had been over three months since Jason killed Monica and her two daughters in their home and he needed that rush again. He was sloppy and although the police had no idea of his identity Jason knew if he didn’t take more precautions it was just a matter of time before they would be knocking on his door. Almost every night Jason would relive the moment Monica realized he was going to kill her two daughters and make her watch and every night he would shoot a huge load of cum. Today he would...
Jack awakens. The sun glares at his faces, making him recoil and groan, retreating back under his covers. It had been a long week for him at his melancholly bar Job, and was in need of a long, long lie in. But his body really didn't let him. In fact, his body was feeling much different this morning... much more built, bulky, firm? Perplexed, Jack flung his grey covers from his body, and his mouth gaped, as he laid eyes upon a finely toned, muscular body. Jack had been perpetually skinny and...
FantasyI awoke to the sound of a light rain on the window next to the bed on this early Sunday morning. The first thing I noticed was that Kari and Julie were already up. I grabbed a clean set of clothes and headed for the bathroom. I figured the rain would taper off in a bit and allow us to get in our flying. One of the things we did without, after the collapse, was meteorological information. I used to joke about how often the TV weatherman missed the forecast, but that forecast, poor as it...
Happy New Year, The company my wife works for invited us to a new years eve party. She works in an office with only women, all the men are either warehouse workers or the man that owns the company. She said her boss had rented a large ballroom in a hotel in Atlanta. And that everyone attending the party would be offered a free room for the night . Her boss didn't want any one leaving after drinking. The dress code was "very nice" , I wore slacks , a dress shirt, and sport coat. My lovely wife...
**This story was written by me, VikkiCD16 and is purely fantasy involving my wife and I. It contains gloryhole sex and male on male sex too, so if thats not your thing, best move on, further parts of the story will involve crossdressing too**What a night!!!A few things you should know about us, I am an openly married cross dressing freak, I love to get nasty and my wife does too! I am 5'11 and have an slim/athletic build and Violet is 4'11, gorgeous, Asian and has the face of an angel. We...
Daffodils were Pansy's favorite. To this day she is still a silly little flower gurl wanting, waiting, craving for another man to bring a fresh bouquet. But today was not an ordinary day. With the vacuum grinding and sucking and growling the knock on the door was just slightly audible. The little sissy . . . excuse me, pansy (she just loved being called a pansy) flamboyantly sashayed her way with little itty bitty tiny steps. She swung the door open and presented a lush bright smile. "Yessss?"...