The Big Bang Theory
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Hey Guys, It’s good to be back. Sorry about my hiatus from writing I’ve been busy with a lot of stuff, still am if I want to be honest but came up with a great idea and had to start a new story. So basically The Big Bang Theory is one of my favourite shows, and you’ve got to love all the hot chicks hanging around with those guys, gives the rest of us nerds hope. So was recently trolling the web and suddenly thought (as you do), is there any Big Bang Theory erotica out there? There was a...
Ersatz No LongerHoward sat on Raj’s couch, drinking his fourth beer, looking rather bored. Raj didn’t exactly blame him; he was on this fifth blackberry cooler himself. They had a big night planed, the gang was going to be playing Age of Conan all night but Sheldon got a last minute invite to see the Cern Large Hadron collider in Switzerland and Leonard was moping about Penny again. Apparently she told him this time that she never wanted to see him again, yea right, Raj thought, heard that one...
I checked the device in my pocket--it was fully charged and ready. I took a deep breath, calmed myself and entered the faculty lounge. Including myself, it was now full of half a dozen sociology professors. Only one of them was important to me though: my target, Dr. Cynthia Lowe. The middle aged woman with the tight brunette bun, mannish gray suit, and horn-rimmed glasses was drinking tee, pinkie extended, and talking to the cute new red-headed assistant professor who looked like she was...
Hey guys, I’m back for another chapter in my Big Bang Theory fan fiction series. If this is the first story your reading I suggest going back to the start, it will make a lot more sense for you. So far we’ve seen what the smart and slutty Leslie Winkle gets up to when she gets a hankering for nerd dick, now it’s time to bring in Penny. Penny is the incredibly hot blonde who is the only female character to be in every season. She is really, really hot (seriously I would do bad things to...
To say I was surprised at Rollo’s revelation would be an understatement. I was completely flabbergasted. “By monotheistic faiths you are referring to Judaism, Christianity, Mohammedanism, and what other?” I said, after regaining my breath and taking a settling swallow of porter. “Zoroastrianism, Colonel. The religion of Persia, from about fifteen hundred BC until the Arab invasion of the country in six fifty AD.” “I know nothing of that religion, but surely Judaism predates it,...
Friday Afternoon Until recently, I’d always thought my big brother was a bit of a dweeb. Not irredeemably unattractive or anything like that, but certainly not the kind of guy who could bring a different girl home each and every night. And he continued to surprise me - I certainly didn’t have him pegged as the kind of guy who got women, but as if the rough fuck he’d given me that morning wasn’t enough to prove it to me, when I returned home that afternoon, I discovered that he’d bought a...
Grüßt euch und willkommen zur ersten versauten Big Bang Theory-Parodie in deutscher Sprache. Die Story ist öffentlich, fühlt euch also frei sie um Kapitel zu ergänzen, bzw. einen neuen Storystrang zu erstellen. Die Serie bietet ja zumindest meiner Meinung nach genügend Stoff für eine versaute Adaption (Ich selbst habe sie mir bisher wenn überhaupt nur wegen Pennys Kurven angeguckt, was eine Sahneschnitte... ). In diesem Sinne: Alles ist gesagt, wo soll unsere Story also nun beginnen?
Wednesday: “No...” I said to myself in shock. “No, this ... this can’t be.” Somehow, overnight, my breasts had grown another cup-size. I was no longer the B-cup that I’d been so happy with the previous morning (and extremely happy with the previous night) - I’d somehow grown two cup-sizes in two days. I’d gone from being the nice, sexual, respectable girl ... to being what Marty had called “Girl Plus”. Not a compliment, not when you knew what it meant. C-cups ... were easy. Not nearly as...
Saturday I couldn’t believe it when I woke up. I mean I literally couldn’t believe it. I stood and stared at the mirror in absolute shock. My stunned brain didn’t even notice the other changes - my hair was twice as long as it had been at the start of the week, my waist was somehow even thinner than it had been before, and in contrast, my hips had widened. My ass was plump and around, and my legs were toned, despite the fact that I wasn’t really one for exercise. No, all that I could see...
The Theory of Toon Physics By: Lyrissa "And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes today's lecture. I know that maybe about half of you were even listening and of those maybe fifty percent understood what I said, but the exam is next week nevertheless," Professor Brown said to the class at large. There was a subdued groaning and mumbling among the students as they started gathering up their phones, pads, sketchbooks and whatever else they had scattered around their seat during the...
Chapter 1 Not every father can be a famous sports figure or movie star, so I had long gotten used to having a father who taught educational psychology in a medium-sized college in Illinois. Educational psychology. Yes, you heard me right. Maybe you're familiar with the field. God help you. Any way, five weeks into the eighth grade, I knew I was going to get a failure warning in English. When the parents got the letter, we had the family meeting where the law gets laid down. As I said, I...
Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again. Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard’s bed. Leonard still couldn’t believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his as she rode on him, slowly pumping her hips up and down, her hairless pussy sliding over his rigid cock. He softly sucked on one of her...
Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again. Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard's bed. Leonard still couldn't believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his as she rode on him, slowly pumping her hips up and down, her hairless pussy sliding over his rigid cock. He softly sucked on one of her...
Tuesday: “Oh my god!” I said, for the second time that morning. “This milkshake is amazing!” “Thanks,” Marty replied with a grin. “I’m trying some new stuff. Can you taste the cinnamon?” I nodded, even though I couldn’t. It all blended together in a perfect combination of tastes - there could have been cinnamon in there, but I’d never have picked it out from the blend of everything else. My nod caused an unfamiliar sensation on my chest, but I tried not to focus on it as I sipped Marty’s...
NATURAL ORDER OF THINGSThis will be the most controversial argument that I have regarding the theory of the beta male. I believe that there is a natural order to things in both nature and society. There are the hunters and the hunted, predator and prey, rich and poor, master and slave. For this reason, I believe that there is an alpha and beta male hierarchy in the realm of human sexuality. I also believe that, whether a man is an alpha or a beta, he is biologically and subconsciously wired to...
Note: This is not your usual Lush story. It is an experimental play in a theater of the absurd style. There is no sex but it is an entertaining comment on marriage. I encourage you to indulge in something different. I think it will make you laugh and maybe cry.Scene: A formal living room. Mortimer is seated on a sofa in the center of the room when Myrtle enters and sits on the sofa next to him. She is wearing a blue floral dress and a pearl necklace, her gray hair is tied in a bun. Mortimer is...
Love StoriesPart One Carly Shay and Freddy Benson, both dressed in Dukes of Hazard garb, Carly in a pair of tight Daisy Duke hotpant shorts, come traipsing down the stairs from the iCarly studio looking for Sam who's sitting on the couch watching TV. "Sam, what are you doing?" Carly asked her. "Watching the news," Sam replies. "You're supposed to be upstairs with us rehearsing for iCarly," Carly reminds her friend. "Let's go." "No, wait," Sam says. "Just let me watch the next story. I...
Authors Note: The original post was written by dingomandingo. This account no longer exists. I have taken the original, reformatted it, modified it and added a few extra thoughts to it, but the basic wording and premise is his.A Social Theory - BBCWhite Pussy is and Should be Exclusively for Black Cock!White boys are becoming cuckolds at record rates because of deep seeded interracial porn addiction developed during the digital age. Their entire basis of sexuality is continuously watching...
Andrew sat in the university cafeteria eating his lunch alone. He always took his lunch at the same time and at the same table. He always had the same lunch too - a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (light on the jelly) with the crusts cut off, a small glass of milk, and four Oreo Doublestuff cookies. Andrew liked things to stay the same... he hated change and anything that was new or different just ruined his day. Andrew worked at the university in the science department as an astrophysicist....
HumorTesting a Theory - by Joe Six-Pack Meeting the man was like chugging Nyquil. It was the way he droned. It was the gray suit. It was the sleepy eyes. It was everything about him. You'd meet him and you couldn't operate heavy machinery for the rest of the day. The 'get to know me' meeting was now into its third hour, and the roomful of disgruntled employees were all chafing at their collective bits. On the big-screen TV at the front of the room was Dr. Jim Dunney, previously known as...
This is one of the few incidents of awesomeness that I had experienced with my relatives over the last so many years. Having sex or exploring with relatives I a quite tricky business. You do not know what is going to happen and how people are going to react to it. More so because you wont be able to run away from them unlike other men you meet otherwise. im a 26 yr old now. 5’11” average built, drinking beer and staying away from home and eating out has had its toll on me now with a small cute...
Gay MaleGame Theory TG Fantasy Fiction by Mignon Learning to Play Stephen Moore tossed the duffle bag onto the bed and took a look around at his room for the weekend. Four days was about right for him to unwind after a stressful week of meetings and deal making. The bed wasn't exactly 5 star hotel perfect, but it felt about right to him, and everything was nicely laid out. Outside the bedroom was the distinct sound of his long-time...
This story is X-rated. The sequel to chapters 5+6, it starts in an alternate universe with a morality that in comparison to ours is... outlandish. It changes further. No gross things like torture or rape though. Again, I'd like to express my thanks to Catfish Hunter, who did a great job in hunting down my grammatical errors. ==== Chapter Seven: Theory ==== I was lying in a lukewarm gooey puddle, my legs outstretched. I enjoyed the calm moment. On my left side, there was my best...
Hypnotic Theory REWRITE.... This is a rewrite to fix a basic schoolboy (or schoolgirl) error in biology..... Just a quick fiction idea I had, very short but had to write it as the idea wouldn't go away, hope you enjoy it..... (Oh and I know hypnotic regression doesn't ACTUALLY work like this but....who cares) My name is Alex and It was on my stag night in Blackpool when it happened. The club we were in, had a hypnotist act on stage. He had done the obvious chicken hypnosis gag...
A Social TheoryWhite boys are becoming cuckolds at record rates because of deep seeded interracial porn addiction developed during the digital age. Their entire basis of sexuality is continuously watching African men fuck young and fertile white women, and rarely if ever actively participating.Because of this repetitive portrayal driven by every form of media, the cuckold phenomenon will become even more pervasive for the generation that has come of age and become sexually aware growing up with...
Scott parked the 4x4 and immediately set about pitching the tent and transferring those goods he had decided were the most important inside it. As he had planned, he tied several of the tent's guy ropes to the vehicle. Once he was finished he walked into Inveraray proper and spent some time just milling about the town, soaking up the beautiful scenery of Loch Fyne, the peak of Strachur on the far shore and the sunshine on the whitewashed buildings that fronted the little pier. He knew there...
When Father Mortimer checked into the hotel it was eight in the evening.The room was a basic no frills double with a small bathroom. He would never stay in such a hotel if he was attending one of his ecclesiastical conferences but for what he had planned it was just perfect.He got down on his knees and bent his balding aged head over a black gilt leaf Bible he had respectfully placed on the edge of the bed.“Blessed Lord Jesus forgive me for my sins,” he muttered and crossed himself three...
SpankingBANGING AROUND BANGKOK: Chapters 4 – 8thanks to those who chose to like and comment, it helps.Chapters 1, 2 & 3 can be found here if you have not yer read them[/i]: https://xhamster.com/stories/banging-around-bangkok-the-amorous-adventures-of-981990BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES MEOW MORRISONby: dookiewin/freshCHAPTER 4: DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSMy hand phone was ringing and it was one of those times when you just wished that technology hadn’t...
Bigfoot, Crunch and Sweetie Pie Wrecker Service By: Malissa Madison Gladys lay next to Hatchetman in their bed half asleep after a long bout of love making. "Hatch, can you feel it too?" she asked. "You mean now that the Seven Nations controls access to the Portal in New Mexico?" "That too," she answered him. "I'm talking about Fox and Little Joe." "Oh I thought you meant Squirrel and her kids," he admitted. "What about Squirrel?" she asked. "Fox and Little Joe talked...
Hi I am Manish working in a MNC situated in Gurgaon, I am an average look guy but damn romantic. Contact me on Its my first story about how i banged a girl whom I met in pub later on I came to know she is doctor in reputed hospital of Gurgaon. Now coming straight on the story Characters: (All name changed due to privacy concern except mine) Dr Anjali : age between 27-29 years, vitals stats 34-30-32, height 5.4 feet – 5.6 feet, fair complexion with great assets. Sikha: anjali’s...
Most people do not think Bigfoot exists but I am living proof that they do but I will get to that later in the story. First off let me introduce myself. I am Camellia McIntyre but my friends call me Cami. I am twenty-five years old and been married to Professor Morgan McIntyre who teaches Archaeology at the University of New Mexico. He has taken a sabbatical over the summer to partake in an archaeology dig in Peru, South America for three months and I decided to go with him. We had just been...
Monster SexWell. She had almost everything. Zendaya was horribly bored. The whole state has been locked up for months, and there were only so many times you could stream Tiger King, or watch Avatar the Last Airbender on Netflix. She found herself being driven mad, pacing around her estate. She had more room there than most people could imagine, but it still felt like a prison to her, the walls of the gated yard closing in on her. So that’s how the young world-famous celebrity found herself jumping...
CREATED BY BIGHORNYCOCK123The petite blonde, Bernadette, closed the door of the apartment behind her, and then stepped forward and asked "Really? You can explain Amy?" "Possibly! If you give me a minute!" replied Amy Farrah Fowler sheepishly."Go on then! Explain how you're naked with a complete stranger, who appears to have his cock up your ass, in Penny and Leonard's apartment? I'm listening!" Bernadette said, before crossing her arms."Well..." replied Amy before pausing, to try and think of...
Penny was from Nebraska and even though she looked innocent and just like the "Girl Next Door" she was anything from that!After her break-up with Leonard she drifted from one guy to another, mostly hard bodies, but dumb as dirt and as she had told Leonard on several occasions; "You rat bastard, I was okay dating dumb guys, but after dating you I realize just how dumb they really are!"When Priya, Raj's sister, came into the picture she thought she had lost any chance of ever getting Leonard...
January 2018A bolt of lightning illuminated the night sky. Thunder clapped, startling Abigail in the backseat of the Uber. She was already on edge, nervous about dinner with her husband, Thomas. It wasn’t bad nervous, but she had butterflies in her stomach. She had a good idea about what they’d talk about, and was uncertain what choice she’d make.Abigail, a petite woman with dark blonde hair and hazel eyes, was wearing a black dress, with black heels, stockings, garter, bra, and thong, as well...
OutdoorCREATED BY BIGHORNYCOCK123"Okay! Okay." replied Amy Farrah Fowler standing naked in the middle of the apartment."Well, as you know the boys are away at another comic convention" she then said."Yes, like they often are! But that doesn't explain why you and Bernadette are naked in my living room, with a strange guy!" retorted Penny sternly."Look. What do you want us to say?" retorted Bernadette back, as she climbed off my spent dick and stepped down onto the floor, standing as naked as Amy was,...
CREATED BY BIGHORNYCOCK123Dr Amy Farrah Fowler was sat at the bar as i strolled in for drink, and after ordering one myself, i glanced her way and realised who she was."HI there! Are you Dr Amy Farrah Fowler the Nobel prize winner?" i asked."Yes. Yes i am!" she replied smiling back at me."Wow! I've never met a Nobel prize winner before! You must be really smart?" i then said smiling back at her."Well, the Nobel prize win does kind of suggest that!" she replied back with a grin."And your...
AUTHOR’S NOTE: All fictional characters are of legal age in the jurisdiction where they reside. Bunny required extra time in school so was 18 well before graduating. All sex in this story is quite consensual and portrays incidents common in real life. If you are offended by real life then you ought not to be on this site. ***** Banging. That’s what every guy did, or wanted to do, with Rosalyn. She was always called ‘Bunny’ because her shape was exactly like the classic Playboy ones from the...
This is continuation to the Banging Soniya Part 1 After banging my sexy elder sister Soniya really hard inside the car and in the rest room she asked me to promise that it would be the last time we had sex and not to tell anyone about it and to forget about our sleazy sex affair completely. Like I said Soniya was a hot and sexy girl with lean figure, huge perky boobs and tight round ass who some what resembled Poonam Pandey but also she was very complicated with her extreme mood swings and...
IncestA Threesome Joyride for Anastacia - Craig and Flo banging the blond SuperstarThe countryside whooshing outside the window was barely visible for the passengers of this train in a foggy November night. The winter evening covered the rest or any sign of brightness like a dense blanket. On the benches Craig and Flo got nothing to do but rigidly gazing through the window. The dim, flaring and almost broken light from the ceiling contributed to the grim atmosphere. There was much room for...
Hi, this is Rajiv from Mumbai and I’d like to tell you all one of my sexual adventures. I have been sexually active since my teenage and fortunately had different partners who enjoyed some of their best times with me. I am engineering project manager by profession and hence didn’t have much of the female faces in my office. During last three years as i had tremendous amounts of work load, i wasn’t able to schedule my meetings, attend conferences presentations and hence decided to hire a...
Amy had just received her order from the sex catalog that she’s been waiting for all week. She was hosting Girls Night and couldn’t wait to share her sex toy theme with Penny and Bernadette. Several different lotions and flavored lubricants, an assortment of dildos and vibrators, a couple of pornographic videos (including a special lesbian one) and a bondage ensemble complete with a whip we’re all part of the order.All she had to do was make sure Sheldon wouldn’t be around to ruin their kinky...
The guys aren't sure why the girls as ked the to the apartment but they 're anxious . Especially since both Penny and Bernadette are dressed in lingerie.Could they want an orgy Howard wondered excitingly . They already have a thing for nerds ."Boy I 'm sure you're wondering why we as ked you here. " Penny asks ."A lit t l e. ""Well you see, we feel like you take us for granted and don' t s how the love you claim you have. ""We understand you have y our hobbies of comic books and video games ....
after living and working in BKK for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much time. here are the first 3 chapters of the 8 that i have written so far. please leave comments as i have never written a story before and i need feedback. i first started writing this back in 2009, so for those who may be familiar with BKK, take that into account. the names of the venues are...
Hello everyone. I am 25yr old guy, now in Bangalore after my MS in the UK. This story is about my friend’s gf I had crush on since 5 years. I met this girl with my friend. After a while, we both became good friends chatting and speaking on phone for long. She stayed in a far place but occasionally when we met, we both enjoyed each other’s company. I had developed huge crush on her and used to fantasize on her for years. Though I was having great time with some girls in the UK, the thought of...
This is Raj and currently live in US but this story goes back to when We were living in Pune and unlike other stories this story is a legitimate real story which you will know once you finish reading. My parents are hard working govt employees and are very strict in upbringing. Me and my Elder sister Soniya hated our parents right from childhood as they never provided what we need and always forced us on studies and nothing else. We never had respect for our family and we never had this brother...
IncestArthur Dent woke up. He blinked his eyes and yawned, scratched his chin, and rolled over. It suddenly stuck him that he was forgetting something. Was it something he was supposed to do? No...that's not it. Wait, it was something that had happened, something big. Yes, thought Arthur, something had happened. Now what was it? Did Arsenal win it all this year? No, that didn't sound right. Maybe it was something to do with a lawsuit concerning McDonalds. No, that wasn't right either. Did the...
This story takes place in season four. Also, it is only a oneshot, I am not going to continue this. Priya hated Penny. Priya hated Penny more than Penny hated Priya. She couldn't believe that Leonard was dating that dumb blonde from across the hall from his apartment for years.She wasn't sure when that hate turned into something sexual. She was definitely heterosexual, she was sure, but that didn't stop her from noticing... attractiveness of attractive women. And, she couldn't help but to...
This story takes place in season four. Also, it is only a oneshot, I am not going to continue this. Priya hated Penny. Priya hated Penny more than Penny hated Priya. She couldn't believe that Leonard was dating that dumb blonde from across the hall from his apartment for years.She wasn't sure when that hate turned into something sexual. She was definitely heterosexual, she was sure, but that didn't stop her from noticing... attractiveness of attractive women. And, she couldn't help but to...
7:45pm, July 1, 2003 Once again, the Energists thankfully restricted access to my memories of them, so I could focus all my attention on... Kaleigh's nude 6 month pregnant body as she walked out of her master bathroom towards me. "You kill me with those Marvin the Martian boxers. Each time you have them on; all I can picture is his little legs scurrying about with his little ray-gun," she chuckled as she eased on over beside me at the bed. "Oh by the way, Happy Canada Day! I saw that on...
It was a time of horrible raids by terrible marrauding hordes, which caused untold misery, fear and poverty in all of Pelopones. It was a time when Xena and Gabrielle were needed by all the towns, before it is too late, but she was nowhere to be found. The century before had been a good time for all, under the Cooperation Accord of Olympia, there was piece between all the polises, and Xena could concentrate on petty crime and feuding Gods. But now Xena had been on a mission in Asia for years,...
THE AMAZING MR. MORTIMER My girlfriend Rachel and I had decided to take a two week vacation to PuertoRico. I had first come across the girl on the streets of San Juan. She cameup to me and begged me for some money. At first I was going to say no. ThenI noticed how beautiful this young girl was and I was intrigued. I startedto reach into my purse to get her something, and she smiled at me. She hada very beautiful smile. It was in fact an entrancing smile. I kept her close to me with small bribes...
Abigail's End In the Presidential Palace, there is a dining room where only the most trustedand honoured of the dictator's guests are ever entertained. Here are the mostdecadent and opulent symbols of his power. Perhaps the most decadent and opulentsymbol of all is the white statue holding a finger-basin by the entrance. On the wall behind the statue, in an arc over its head, the inscription reads, "Tothe twin virtues of humility and obedience." It is a naked woman, and her namewas once...
Summary:What they were doing in Penny's apartment during The Pork Chop Indeterminancy. Points if they do it between the boys coming over to ask Missy out, and have to get dressed to answer the door each time.Work Text:If there’s one thing that both the Cooper twins are used to, it’s getting their own way. Penny finds this out halfway through the first glass of wine, when Missy leans over, puts one finger under Penny’s chin, and turns Penny’s face toward her.“I’m sure I don’t need to tell you...
Thursday Afternoon: It had been surprisingly easy to seduce Dr Lorne. He was a professional, through and through, and I suspect that most attempts to make him act so improperly would have failed ... but there are few men in the world who can resist a horny topless 18-year old girl who’s throwing herself at you, and Dr Lorne certainly wasn’t one of them. My mouth descended on his, and after a few seconds of struggle he allowed himself to melt into the kiss, wrapping his arms around me and...
Jimmy walked in to the Nice estate agents, he was quickly seated and his needs ascertained as they noticed the Hugo Boss Chino's, fine linen shirt and Pateke Phillipe watch. Since racing along the Nice to Monaco Coast road to his first Monaco F1 Grand Prix in his home built Lotus 7 as a young man. Jimmy had memories of the beautiful people and exotic cars of southern France and Monaco. "Jame's life as a dad of three had changed rapidly after a huge Lotto win whilst on Holiday some 18 months...
EroticInfant, toddler, child, adolescent, adult, and geriatric reflect the changes in the physical body over the course of a full lifetime. More important than changes in the body, are the different roles a person plays in the theater of life. A small sample of roles a person can hold include friend, employee, boss, lover, spouse, leader, follower, parent, grandparent, consumer, producer, and provider. A life isn’t being lived, unless a huge number of roles are being played. As the number of roles...
Lindsey tossed and turned in her bed and found sleep difficult which was unusual for her as she normally just crashed when she hit the pillow. Tonight she had just finished watching a documentary about the truth and fiction behind the bigfoot legend. Her thought was awash with all sorts of fantastic scenarios both romantic and fearful. Every continent around the world seemed to have its own stories of large hairy ape-like animals that inhabit the deepest forests or highest mountains of...