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Amy’s slumber party

“I can’t thank you and Bernadette enough for this, “Amy said to Penny. “The only slumber party I had growing up was with my teddy bear ‘Isaac Newton’, my cat, ‘Madame Curie’ and my hamster ‘bubbles’. It was a truly torrid affair, ‘Madame Curie’ wound up eating ‘Bubbles’ and got sick and I wound up in bed with ‘Isaac Newton’, needless to say my mother never let me have another.”

Unaffected by the names of Amy’s pets and bear, Penny replied while fixing the pillows on the couch, “we are more than happy to Amy, I must admit after the day I had, staying in and getting drunk with you two will be more fun and getting drunk at some nightclub and end up getting sick in some strange guys bathroom.” Penny then straightened and looked at Amy, “wait, you mother wouldn’t let you have another slumber party because your cat ate your hamster?”

“Actually, ‘Bubbles’ belonged to ‘Madame Curie’ so that ending was inevitable.”

“Then why was your mom upset”, Bernadette asked.

“Because I humped ‘Sir Isaac Newton’ all night and I got him so wet that the smell never did go away” Amy replied with a straight face. “Mother refused to buy me any more stuffed a****ls after that night as well. But that’s okay; I buy myself much better toys now. You might say my toothbrush is my second best friend” She said with straight face.

“Okay,” Penny mouthed as she turned away and refilled her glass with wine.

“Oh I have some of the best toys,” Bernadette said smiling as well, “Ones that even my Howie doesn’t know about.” She took the bottle from Penny and refilled her own glass. “Would you like some wine, Amy”

“Oh, no thank you, my Yoohoo is still cold” she said sitting on the couch next to Penny. “And thank you again Penny for the use of the PJ’s.” she held out her arms to admire her garb. They were bright pink, quite loose fitting, and comfortable. “I usually sleep in the nude but this will be such fun.”

“So do I,” Bernadette said as she sat back down in her chair, “I’m so glad I found this night shirt in the back of the closet.” It was a loose fitting flannel in a pattern of browns, tans and grey and hung on her to only just above her mid thigh. She had the top two buttons undone exposing ample amounts of cleavage. “I dearly love flannel, but I just wish it weren’t so hot tonight,” she said while fanning herself.

Penny was in her customary pink satin top with its low cut and spaghetti straps and her powder blue silk boxers. Her long legs were soft and supple and her nipples easily protruded through the flimsy material of her top. She couldn’t help admiring Bernadette’s bosom and short but firm legs as she sat on the couch. She also couldn’t help to notice that Bernadette wasn’t wearing any panties. Wow, she thought, I think I’ve had too much wine. “So, what do you guys want to do?”

“Well according to the internet,” Amy said “one customary activity at a slumber party is something they call ‘Truth or Dare’, and as the most Angelic and sublime of us, I think Penny should go first.”

“Ah, that’s okay. Why don’t you go first Bernadette?” Penny said with a quizzical look on her face and downed the rest of her wine.

“Okay,” she replied in her cute small voice, “truth!”

“Okay,” said Amy, “Who many miles of blood vesicles are in the human body?”

“No, no Amy,” Penny said as she began to pour the last of the wine into her glass. “It’s not that kind of truth. It’s supposed to be something about the person, something more personal or intimate. Wow,” she said as she looked at the now empty bottle in her hand, “we went through that second bottle quickly.”

“But this is only my third glass,” Bernadette replied somewhat inquisitively.

“And I’m only on my second bottle of Yoohoo,” Amy said perfunctorily.

“Alright, alright, shut up, don’t judge me. I’ll open another bottle,” Penny said annoyingly and she rose from the couch, swaying a little in the process. “Maybe I don’t need to open another bottle.” She said mostly to herself. She looked over at her two friends, Amy was nearly gazing at her in wonder and Bernadette looked… well she just looked good! “Yea, I need that other bottle.”

Bringing the third bottle of wine back into the living room with her, she had just started to take a drink from her newly filled glass after sitting back down at the end of the couch when Amy asked her revised question.

“Okay Bernadette, how about this. How big is Howard’s penis?”

Penny spat up some of her wine.

“Wow, you took that seriously didn’t you,” Bernadette said somewhat taken aback. “Well if you must know my Howie is just a bit under six inches.”

Penny wiped her chin, took a long look at her two friends and again downed the rest of her wine. Her night was progressing just as well as her day had. She had run into Lenard in the hall both upon leaving for work and upon coming home. On their second meeting they got into a fight. He kept wanting to know why she broke up with him and she couldn’t give an honest answer. She couldn’t tell him why because she really didn’t know the answer herself. She could see the love in his eyes as well as the hurt she had caused and it tore at her. So she lashed out at him in her own pain and told him she never wanted to see him again. It was the biggest lie she had ever told and it shamed her to her core.

God but I need to get laid, she thought. She looked over at her friends yet again and lustful visions began to fill her mind. Where the HELL is this coming from, she chastised herself. She had never before ever looked at any woman sexually and yet here she was feeling her pussy begin to moisten at the sight of her best friends, at the sight of Bernadette’s partially hidden, blonde, trimmed pussy.

“Well Penny?” Bernadette asked her. She had obviously missed the question.

“I’m sorry, what?”

“I asked you, what you want, Truth or dare?”

“Oh um, I don’t know, truth I guess.”

“Alright, why did you break up with Lenard?”

“What?!”

“Why did you break up with Lenard? We know you’re crazy about him. What happened? Did he do or say something?”

Penny stood up finished her wine and said woodenly, “I’m done playing. In fact I think I’m going to bed. I’m not feeling well.” She walked slowly to her bedroom and shut the door. She didn’t ever bother getting under the covers as she lay on the bed and began to lightly cry.

“Well, that was fun,” Amy said with a mixture of joy and satisfaction. “What’s next?”

“I don’t know,” Bernadette replied. “What else does your phone say?”

“Well, we already gave each other makeovers and placed phony phone calls. The next thing on the internet suggests is eating raw cookie dough but as that is potentially hazardous I am going with what after that. It says that some women experiment with harmless lesbian sex.”

“Where exactly on the internet have you been looking?”

Amy got up off the couch and started toward Penny’s room, “are you joining me?”

“You’re k**ding, right?”

Amy replied, “You never could handle her raw sexuality, could you?” she turned and opened the door to Penny’s room.

Bernadette’s face was in shock. “I would have gone with the raw cookie dough.”

Amy stood in the door to Penny’s bedroom, looking at her bestie lying face down on her bed, softly crying. Her chemise and shorts were rumpled yet clinging tightly to her body and her golden hair was in disarray. She was quite the enigma to Amy. She was her best friend, her first true friend. To Amy she could do no wrong, or at least she could forgive her anything that she may do wrong. She had been thinking about her for a long time and still could not quite grasp her feelings toward her.

Penny was so beautiful; her smile could light up a room. She had so much strength about her as well, far more than she believed she did, it was evident to anyone smart enough to see it, and Amy was very smart. In short, Penny was the best woman she had ever known. If she could only be as brilliant as Sheldon, she mused.

Sheldon, now there was another conundrum. He was so masculine and pasty, and his mind was nearly beyond mortal men. The man made her moist simply by the way he thought. And yet she could do nothing to get him into her bed. She had tried so many times but he was all brains and no balls, as her dear Penny would put it. But she won’t give up on him; she’ll take his seed yet.

But back to her darling Penny, she thought. If she had Sheldon’s mind she WOULD be perfection, even in her current state. Her oh so darling Penny, did she love her or was she IN love with her. She just couldn’t figure it out. Well, she thought to herself, it’s about time I find out.

She crossed the room, sat down on the bed next to Penny, and began to gently caress her hair. “It’s okay Penny, you don’t have to answer the question.”

Penny rolled over on her back, looked up at Amy and said with a termer of a laugh, “I know Amy. I’m sorry for that…”

Amy placed a finger on Penny lips and shushed her. “No need to apologize.” She took a good long look and her bestie and marveled, her eyes were a little puffy and her cheeks were rosy form the drink and the tears. Her chemise had pulled down and was now exposing her perfectly pert left breast and her silk boxers were twisted and pulled up so much that Amy could see that her pubic hair was neatly trimmed above her lovely vagina. She could feel Penny’s lips twitch beneath her finger. “You never need to apologize to me bestie,” and she said as she bent down and ever so gently kissed Penny on the lips. Amy’s mind seemed to blossom with light and her nether yaya became engorged. No, that was not right, she thought, not “nether yaya”, not “engorged”, not anymore, not with her Penny. No, Amy felt like her pussy on fire!

Penny didn’t know what to think, she knew she was drunk, she’d been far drunker that this back home in Nebraska. Her mind was racing. Amy was kissing her. It may have started out as a sisterly consoling kiss but that’s not what it was now. Amy was kissing her in earnest, with desire and yet she still fumbled like she wasn’t sure what to do next. Penny knew what to do next. She didn’t care anymore. She was tired of hurting, tired of feeling sorry for herself and tired of feeling alone. And Amy’s kiss awoke a part of her that she could no longer deny. Thoughts of Bernadette’s blond pussy flashed in her mind and she no longer cared, she placed her hands on either side of Amy’s beautiful face and kissed her back. She opened her mouth and slid her tongue into Amy’s mouth, who accepted it earnestly.

Penny took her hands from Amy’s head and slid them down her face and neck till they reached her breasts, still within the pajamas she had lent her. She wasn’t wearing her lace bra that hooks in the front; she had been planning this all along, Penny thought with wonder. Without caring Penny grasped the garment and tore it open, the buttons flying off. She brushed at both of Amy’s nipples with the tips of her fingers. Amy gasped into her mouth and her whole body shuttered.

Penny then quickly put her arms around Amy’s body and pulled her tightly to her, broke their kiss, and rolled them both over so she was now on top. She knew Amy was a virgin, so she took complete control.

Amy had completely lost her mind at this point and was loving it. Her Goddess was sitting up, straddling her waist and looking down with a gaze of both lustful abandon and what could only be described as delicious wickedness. Penny took hold of her chemise, pulled it over her head and tossed it away, her breasts were standing high and her nipples were erect. She reached down and took hold of Amy’s hands and placed them on her firm breasts. “Like this,” she said, using her hands to show Amy how to play with her breasts and nipples. “Hold my tits like this, darling Amy and play with my nips like this. Oh God yea, that’s it baby,” Penny shuttered as Amy did as she was shown.

“I told you that you had a shot at this wonderland of a body of mine,” Amy said with a grin.

“Yes you did, and now I’m going to play.” Penny began to undulate her hips, grinding her firm ass into Amy’s pussy, thrilling at the reaction she was getting. She knew that Amy was on fire and she was going to enjoy every inch of her luscious body.

Penny leaned down again and kissed Amy hard, her tongue exploring, then she began to plant kisses down her body, from her chin, to her neck and stopping at her breasts. She gently nibbled upon Amy’s nipples, and then sucked on them while flicking her tongue across the tips. Amy was groaning and whimpering by turn. While teasing her breasts, Penny slowly snaked her and down Amy’s smooth stomach and into the bottoms of her PJ’s, where she found quite a surprise.

“Amy,” Penny said as she lifted herself up to look into her eyes. “That’s quite a hefty bush you’ve got there.”

“I know,” Amy replied with a bit of shame in her voice. “I never could bring myself to shave it. It’s not like it was getting any attention by anyone other than my toothbrush, Gerard.”

“Well let’s fix that, shall we?” Penny said as she got up and pulled Amy to her feet, pulled her close and again kissed her passionately before guiding her to her bathroom. “You always said that there wasn’t a hair on your body that you wouldn’t let me trim.”

She stood Amy in front the toilet, got down on her knees, reached up and ever so slowly pulled down the bottoms of her pajamas. Amy was quivering as she lifted first one leg, then the other so they could be slipped all the way off. “It’s not that bad,” Penny said. “In fact it’s quite beautiful.” Amy beamed at the complement. “Now sit down while I warm up the water and get my lather and razor.”

Penny got out a small tub and placed it in the bathtub where she filled it with hot water. She also got out her straight razor that she used on very special occasions along with a wash cloth and thick towel. “Now lean back, baby, I won’t hurt you.” She heated up the lather and applied it to Amy’s bush, caressing it in. Amy shuttered with pleasure again. Penny spread Amy’s legs as wide as they would go and began to slowly and lovingly remove all the hair from her pussy. Setting the razor aside once she was done she then wetted the washcloth and wiped away all the remaining lather and hair till Amy’s pussy was spotless before gently drying it with the towel.

“There we go my love,” Penny said, “it’s perfect. And if I may say, it’s one of the most beautiful I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen me a lot of porn,” she said with a chuckle.

“Do you really think so?” Amy asked shyly.

“I do, I really do.” Penny said and then bent forward to place a kiss on her very moist lips. “Let’s go back to bed now.” Penny rose and took Amy by the hand and walked backwards so she could take in every inch of Amy’s wonderful form. Upon reaching the bed she pushed Amy upon the bed and slowly removed her chemise and boxers. Amy gazed on in a mixture of wonder and lust.

“My God, I’ve wanted this for so long,” Amy said is a wavering voice, barely able to control herself.

Penny then slowly crawled up the bed between Amy’s open legs, kissing and caressing as she went before reaching her goal. Amy’s pussy was open wide, like the petals of an orchid, and slick with dew. She bent down, kissed her clitoris and then gave her pussy a nice long lick. Penny never before had tasted anything like it, her first taste of pussy that wasn’t her own and it drove her lust to a fevered pitch.

Amy let out a low moan that changed to a squeal as Penny inserted first one, then two fingers into her. Her mind was gone, no rational thoughts remained, just her lust for her dear Penny, just the feeling of her dearest bestie between her legs, worshiping her. She wanted it to last forever. It didn’t.

From the doorway she could now see Bernadette, one hand between her legs and the other clutching at one of her breasts. Her face had a look of pure lust, as she licked her lips as if tasting what she saw before her. She saw that Bernadette’s eyes were focused in on Penny’s amazing ass, which was up in the air while she was between Amy’s legs.

It was then like things were in slow motion as Bernadette entered the room and came to the bed. Her hand was reaching out to touch Penny’s perfect ass, that’s when Amy screamed, “No! Please don’t, not yet I beg of you. I want to be the first. Please, please, let me be the first to taste her! I’ll do anything you want, anything, just let me taste her pussy first.”

Penny bolted upright, out of fear and shock before she calmed down upon realizing who it was. “It’s okay, Amy, it’s okay.” Turning to her other friend she said with her voice full of wickedness and play, “Soon Bernadette, soon, but first why don’t you come down here and taste of our dear Amy. I swear to you it’s divine.” Bernadette threw off her glasses and after Penny got out of bed, dove into Amy’s pussy like a starving woman. She was savage and hungry, and Amy loved it.

Penny walked to the head of the bed; her eyes fixed on Amy’s, and licked her lips. She bent down and before she kissed her said, “Why don’t you have a taste as well?” Amy tasted her own wetness for the first time and realized that Penny was right, she did taste great.

Breaking the kiss rose up and looked her in the eyes again. “Now let’s give you something to compare that with.” Penny cooed as she got back up on the bed and straddled Amy’s face. To Amy, it was like looking into heaven. She had dreamed of this so many nights and now it was coming true. She stuck out her tongue and took a tentative lick of Penny’s cookie, it was amazing. She dove in with wild abandon. She was an Atheist but she now believed in Heaven, because she was there, with Bernadette ravaging her pussy with her lips tongue and fingers, and her purring into and playing with Penny’s delicious kitty, there was no better place on Earth. She had so many orgasms that she lost count and she was especially proud that she helped Penny to cum time and again.

After some time Penny finally rolled off, gasping. “Okay, okay, give me a minute. My pussy is so sensitive right now.” She crawled over and kissed Amy hard, “My God but you’re good!” she got up out of the bed and stretched languidly, like a happy cat and walked to the end of the bed, to Bernadette.

Bernadette saw her coming to her out of the corner of her eye, stopped lavishing Amy’s honey pot, much to the poor woman’s chagrin, and looked up at Penny. Gorgeous Penny, slinking up toward her, covered in sweat, her blond hair a wild mess, a sexual Goddess in all her glory. She didn’t know what to do; it was like a deer being caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. She trembles in anticipation.

When Penny got to the end of the bed she gently took hold of Bernadette’s shoulders and turned her onto her back on the bed. “You do know that you are the reason all this really took off, don’t’ you? You were in there sitting all innocent on that couch in your little night shirt,” Penny said and she ran her fingers along the lapels of the shirt. “You aren’t wearing any panties. I know because I saw and it drove me to distraction. Images of your pretty blonde pussy kept dancing in my mind. It got me to thinking about your ‘ample bosom’, as our dear Amy likes to call it, that we’ve all been so enamored with,” Penny crooned as she began to unbutton the night shirt, “and how much I want to see them, to touch them.” She lowered herself down and kissed one of Bernadette’s nipples, “to taste them,” then she kissed the other. She enjoyed hearing the woman’s gasp. “In fact,” she said as she looked up into Amy’s eyes and nodded before looking back into Bernadette’s and continued, “I think it’s your turn for some loving,” and kissed and nibbled her way down her tummy before she came to her open legs. She bit Bernadette’s left inner thigh, then her right before looking up into her eyes again and gave her pussy a long and hot tongue bath. Bernadette squealed and shook. She had never known this much pleasure. It was heightened as Amy then bent over her, kissed her passionately and began to suckle and play with her breasts. She lost all track of time.

Some time later they all lay together on the bed, breathing heavily and covered is sweat and saliva and cum. Amy started chuckling and Bernadette asked her what it was that came to her mind. Amy replied, “I told Leonard that my body would never be his wonderland.” She then looked steamily at Penny, “And I told you that you had a much better shot.” She then reached out to caress Penny’s cheek.

Penny flinched away slightly and blurted “I don’t want to talk about Leonard.” Amy pulled back, looking a little hurt.

Bernadette injected, soothingly, “it’s okay Penny, we don’t have to. In fact, I have an idea.” She got up and hurried into the living room. She yelling upon reaching the living room, “I’ll get Howie!”

Penny and Amy bolted upright, “What?!” they exclaimed in unison.

“Not Little Howie,” she explained as she reentered the room. “Big Howie.” And in her hand was a dildo as least eight inches long, at least an inch and a half across. It was bright pink with studs, and with a little rabbit near its base. “I never leave home without him.” She stated with glee.

Amy expelled her breath and flopped back onto the bed. Penny though, got up, picked up her robe form the chair next to the bed. “Um, that’s ok, you two have fun. I need to think.” She started for the living room.

“What’s wrong bestie?” Amy asked concerned.

“It’s okay honey, I’m alright, I meant it. I just need to do think.” She walked over to Bernadette, put her arm around her shoulder and ran a finger along the vibrator in her hand. “Why don’t you show out little Angel here what it feels like to have a bit of heaven inside her.” She then kissed her on the cheek and smiled, “be sure she gets the full experience of the rabbit.” As she left the room she couldn’t help but laugh to herself as she heard Amy ask Bernadette why she would bring a bunny to a slumber party.

Amy just couldn’t understand why someone would bring a bunny to a slumber party and keep it hidden the whole night. When she asked, Bernadette replied with a laugh in her adorable baby like voice, “No silly, not a bunny rabbit,” she then pointed to the small protrusion near the base of the sex toy, “this is the rabbit, here. See the ears?” When she asked what it was for, Bernadette just smiled broadly. “Oh, you’ll find out soon enough sexy. Now lay back and get ready for something you’ve never had before.”

Amy thought it was a bit of a superfluous statement considering all the firsts this night had already brought, but she did as she was asked. She lay back and watched her dear friend and new paramour approach and get on the bed. She crawled up toward Amy, between her legs, useing her hands gently to open them even wider as she did so. When she was satisfied with the splay she sat back on her haunches and began to lick the enormous toy.

Bernadette looked Amy in the eyes steamily, “normally I would use a little lube with him but you are so wet that I really don’t think you’ll need it.”

“That’s okay,” Amy said matter-of-factly. “If we do, Penny has some in her bed side table.”

“How would you know that?”

“Oh, I’ve looked through her drawers many times before. She keeps it next to the condoms and a toy of her own.”

Bernadette shook her head in a bit of wonder. “Well that good to know but I still don’t think you’ll need it.” She then bent over and once again began to lick Amy’s pussy.

Amy was truly going to make Sheldon pleasure her this way one of these days, she thought as she heard the toy begin to emit a small buzzing noise. Even if she had to tie him down and sit on his face. Which was a marvelous idea in and of itself.

Her thoughts of her dear Sheldon flew from her mind the moment the toy entered her aching pussy. She had put her fingers in herself many times and even thought of what it would be like to use a hair brush. But this? This was amazing! She never knew it would feel like this. Bernadette slowly twisted and turned the vibrating toy as she plunged it into her. Amy began to writhe on the bed and emitted a grunt. She didn’t know her voice could get that low. She began to pant as the pressure stopped. She looked down again and marveled that it was only half the way in her. That was as far as her thoughts would get as Bernadette then slowly withdrew the toy and then plunged it back in again even deeper, again and again, until she finally met the rabbit. Suddenly the amazing tool within her began to rotate and the rabbit’s ears began to vibrate on her clitoris. She shrieked in ecstasy.

Bernadette ground and twisted it in her as she flailed on the bed. She couldn’t take anymore. She couldn’t speak but she kept mouthing the word ‘stop’ over and over again. Her insides were exploding. She finally had the wherewithal to push the toy out of her with her hands and her cum exploded from her, spraying Bernadette in the face and chest. Bernadette squealed in delight herself and dove in to lap up the wondrous nectar.

Once the orgasm subsided Bernadette crawled up next to Amy and curled up tightly to her friend. They fell asleep in each other’s arms, sated, and awaited Penny’s return.

Penny sat down on the couch and only half listened to the gentle hum start up in the bedroom followed by Amy’s deep guttural groan. She felt amazing, the rush of her first time making love to a woman, let alone two of them, was still sending tingles up and down her body. But she still couldn’t get Leonard off her mind and her feelings about him. What was she to do? She hurt him so badly this time and all because she couldn’t bear to tell him the truth, the truth that had been gnawing at her for so long now. She sat there for some time, long after the sounds of sex finally died down in her bedroom, before she finally knew what she had to do.

She got up, retrieved the emergency key to Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment from her key ring next to the door and headed out into the hall. It was late, well past three in the morning, and she knew that they would both be asleep. She opened their door, and crossed their living room as quietly as she could so as not to wake Sheldon. She hesitated before Leonard’s door, fear gripping her, took a deep breath, and entered.

He lay under just the top sheet as it was a warm night, and was sleeping soundly. She smiled to herself seeing that the sheet set was floral, his Spiderman sheet long gone thanks to her. She loved watching him as he slept; it was a state that personified who he was, a gentle man who would never knowingly harm anyone, especially those he loved, unlike most of the men in her life.

Steeling herself, she walked to his bed and gently sat down. He startled awake and she quickly reached out her hand to stroke his arm. “Shshsh Leonard, it’s okay, it just me, Penny.”

“What are you doing here?” he asked sleepily and with more than a bit of trepidation.

“I needed to talk to you.”

“Couldn’t it have waited till morning? Besides, I thought you never wanted to see me again.” The hurt in his voice was quite clear now.

Penny’s eyes began to well up with tears and her voice trembled. “I know Leonard, I so sorry. I should never have said that. It was stupid of me.”

“You’re not stupid,” Leonard said reassuringly.

“Yes I am.” She replied, her tears now streaming down her cheeks. “I am stupid, and I’ve been so terrible to you at times. You’re so smart and it makes me so insecure all the time. I’m so afraid you’ll become bored with me. I just didn’t want to get hurt again.”

“I could never hurt you Penny.” Leonard said, now stroking her arm in return.

“You have Leonard; you have a number of times. But I also know you never realized you had or that what you were saying was hurtful. You’re just so naive about those things. But that’s not why I’m here.”

“Then why are you here?”

She leaned over and kissed him. “I’m here because I wanted to tell you I love you. I’ve loved you for a long time and have just been so scared to admit it to myself.” She kissed him again.

“You love me?” his voice reverberated with uncertainty and anticipation.

“I do,” she said, shrugging the robe off her shoulders and letting it fall to the floor. She lifted up the covers and got into bed with him, kissing him repeatedly. “I love you Leonard Hofstadter. I love you so much it hurts. Make love to me.”

“Penny, are you sure you’re not drunk?”

“I am drunk, but not so much that I don’t know exactly what I’m doing. I will not regret it in the morning.” She kissed him again, “or for the rest of my life. Make love to me my brilliant man.”

He tore open his pajama top and quickly kicked off the bottoms in between kissing her in return. “I love you Penny! God I love you so much.”

“I love you too, honey.” Her voice was soft but clear as a bell. All doubt was gone.

Hearing her say it in return nearly brought him to tears but he shoved them aside. It wasn’t easy, to wait so long to hear something and then to get it out of the clear blue, filled him with a sense of awe. He threw off the covers and rolled her onto her back, kissing her now on the neck and ears. She smelled amazing and said as much.

“Oh it’s nothing.” She said sheepishly. “It’s just been one of those nights.”

He didn’t know what that meant and didn’t care. All he knew is he had never smelt anything so sexy in his life and it was driving him mad. It pushed his lust to a near fever pitch as he kissed his way down to her breasts, licking and sucking her nipples, his ‘breast friends’ he always like to call them. He ran his hands along her legs and up to her dripping wet pussy, it seem to give off so much heat that he might get burned. He teased her lips and tickled her clit, over the years he had learned just what she liked. She purred like a kitten. He then trailed kisses down her tummy and to the tip of her clit, her breath caught, then he drove two finger deep into her while licking her open lips. She moaned in a state of bliss. He sawed his fingers in and out, curling the ends to rub across her G-spot and sucked on her now protruding clitoris. Penny thrashed beneath him. He was the King of foreplay.

She grasped him by the shoulders and pulled him up. “Fuck me Leonard! Please fuck me!”

“But I don’t have a condom,” he replied anxiously.

“I don’t care. I want to feel you in me. I need to feel you cum in me. Don’t worry; I’m on the pill still. Just fuck me you brilliant nerd.” She said, her face beaming with joy.

He didn’t need to be asked again. He lined up his cock and drove it home to the hilt. She screamed, lustily calling out to God. Again and again, she demanded and he was not about to deny her.

For ten minutes he thrust into her, hesitating his starts and stops to heighten her anticipation and enjoyment, before the time finally arrived. “I’m cumming!” he said with a grunt.

“Oh God yes, Leonard! Cum in me!” she felt him tense and then was filled with the warmth of his cum flooding into her. It triggered her own orgasm; she had never cum so hard in her life.

They lay in each other’s arms as they calmed down, glowing in the bliss that they shared. Penny turned to Leonard and whispered into his ear, “Yes my love, I will marry you.”

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The Big Bang Theory Chapter 1 The Disappearing Pussy Paradox

Hey Guys, It’s good to be back. Sorry about my hiatus from writing I’ve been busy with a lot of stuff, still am if I want to be honest but came up with a great idea and had to start a new story. So basically The Big Bang Theory is one of my favourite shows, and you’ve got to love all the hot chicks hanging around with those guys, gives the rest of us nerds hope. So was recently trolling the web and suddenly thought (as you do), is there any Big Bang Theory erotica out there? There was a...

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Banging Big Time is no Theory Part 2

Ersatz No LongerHoward sat on Raj’s couch, drinking his fourth beer, looking rather bored. Raj didn’t exactly blame him; he was on this fifth blackberry cooler himself. They had a big night planed, the gang was going to be playing Age of Conan all night but Sheldon got a last minute invite to see the Cern Large Hadron collider in Switzerland and Leonard was moping about Penny again. Apparently she told him this time that she never wanted to see him again, yea right, Raj thought, heard that one...

3 years ago
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Proving A Theory

I checked the device in my pocket--it was fully charged and ready. I took a deep breath, calmed myself and entered the faculty lounge. Including myself, it was now full of half a dozen sociology professors. Only one of them was important to me though: my target, Dr. Cynthia Lowe. The middle aged woman with the tight brunette bun, mannish gray suit, and horn-rimmed glasses was drinking tee, pinkie extended, and talking to the cute new red-headed assistant professor who looked like she was...

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The Big Bang Theory Chapter 3 The In For a Penny Proverb

Hey guys, I’m back for another chapter in my Big Bang Theory fan fiction series. If this is the first story your reading I suggest going back to the start, it will make a lot more sense for you. So far we’ve seen what the smart and slutty Leslie Winkle gets up to when she gets a hankering for nerd dick, now it’s time to bring in Penny. Penny is the incredibly hot blonde who is the only female character to be in every season. She is really, really hot (seriously I would do bad things to...

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Dun and Dusted Part I Book 7 of Poachers Progress Chapter 13 A flawed theory

To say I was surprised at Rollo’s revelation would be an understatement. I was completely flabbergasted. “By monotheistic faiths you are referring to Judaism, Christianity, Mohammedanism, and what other?” I said, after regaining my breath and taking a settling swallow of porter. “Zoroastrianism, Colonel. The religion of Persia, from about fifteen hundred BC until the Arab invasion of the country in six fifty AD.” “I know nothing of that religion, but surely Judaism predates it,...

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Big Tits TheoryChapter 7

Friday Afternoon Until recently, I’d always thought my big brother was a bit of a dweeb. Not irredeemably unattractive or anything like that, but certainly not the kind of guy who could bring a different girl home each and every night. And he continued to surprise me - I certainly didn’t have him pegged as the kind of guy who got women, but as if the rough fuck he’d given me that morning wasn’t enough to prove it to me, when I returned home that afternoon, I discovered that he’d bought a...

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Endlich eine Big Bang TheoryParodie

Grüßt euch und willkommen zur ersten versauten Big Bang Theory-Parodie in deutscher Sprache. Die Story ist öffentlich, fühlt euch also frei sie um Kapitel zu ergänzen, bzw. einen neuen Storystrang zu erstellen. Die Serie bietet ja zumindest meiner Meinung nach genügend Stoff für eine versaute Adaption (Ich selbst habe sie mir bisher wenn überhaupt nur wegen Pennys Kurven angeguckt, was eine Sahneschnitte... ). In diesem Sinne: Alles ist gesagt, wo soll unsere Story also nun beginnen?

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Big Tits TheoryChapter 3

Wednesday: “No...” I said to myself in shock. “No, this ... this can’t be.” Somehow, overnight, my breasts had grown another cup-size. I was no longer the B-cup that I’d been so happy with the previous morning (and extremely happy with the previous night) - I’d somehow grown two cup-sizes in two days. I’d gone from being the nice, sexual, respectable girl ... to being what Marty had called “Girl Plus”. Not a compliment, not when you knew what it meant. C-cups ... were easy. Not nearly as...

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Big Tits TheoryChapter 8

Saturday I couldn’t believe it when I woke up. I mean I literally couldn’t believe it. I stood and stared at the mirror in absolute shock. My stunned brain didn’t even notice the other changes - my hair was twice as long as it had been at the start of the week, my waist was somehow even thinner than it had been before, and in contrast, my hips had widened. My ass was plump and around, and my legs were toned, despite the fact that I wasn’t really one for exercise. No, all that I could see...

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The Theory of Toon Physics

The Theory of Toon Physics By: Lyrissa "And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes today's lecture. I know that maybe about half of you were even listening and of those maybe fifty percent understood what I said, but the exam is next week nevertheless," Professor Brown said to the class at large. There was a subdued groaning and mumbling among the students as they started gathering up their phones, pads, sketchbooks and whatever else they had scattered around their seat during the...

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Fritz Heiders Attribution Theory and How It Relates to Sex

Chapter 1 Not every father can be a famous sports figure or movie star, so I had long gotten used to having a father who taught educational psychology in a medium-sized college in Illinois. Educational psychology. Yes, you heard me right. Maybe you're familiar with the field. God help you. Any way, five weeks into the eighth grade, I knew I was going to get a failure warning in English. When the parents got the letter, we had the family meeting where the law gets laid down. As I said, I...

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BIG BANG THEORY

Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again. Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard’s bed. Leonard still couldn’t believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his as she rode on him, slowly pumping her hips up and down, her hairless pussy sliding over his rigid cock. He softly sucked on one of her...

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BIG BANG THEORY

Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again. Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard's bed. Leonard still couldn't believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his as she rode on him, slowly pumping her hips up and down, her hairless pussy sliding over his rigid cock. He softly sucked on one of her...

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Big Tits TheoryChapter 2

Tuesday: “Oh my god!” I said, for the second time that morning. “This milkshake is amazing!” “Thanks,” Marty replied with a grin. “I’m trying some new stuff. Can you taste the cinnamon?” I nodded, even though I couldn’t. It all blended together in a perfect combination of tastes - there could have been cinnamon in there, but I’d never have picked it out from the blend of everything else. My nod caused an unfamiliar sensation on my chest, but I tried not to focus on it as I sipped Marty’s...

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Beta Male Theory

NATURAL ORDER OF THINGSThis will be the most controversial argument that I have regarding the theory of the beta male. I believe that there is a natural order to things in both nature and society. There are the hunters and the hunted, predator and prey, rich and poor, master and slave. For this reason, I believe that there is an alpha and beta male hierarchy in the realm of human sexuality. I also believe that, whether a man is an alpha or a beta, he is biologically and subconsciously wired to...

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Mortimer and Myrtle A Love Story

Note: This is not your usual Lush story. It is an experimental play in a theater of the absurd style. There is no sex but it is an entertaining comment on marriage. I encourage you to indulge in something different. I think it will make you laugh and maybe cry.Scene: A formal living room. Mortimer is seated on a sofa in the center of the room when Myrtle enters and sits on the sofa next to him. She is wearing a blue floral dress and a pearl necklace, her gray hair is tied in a bun. Mortimer is...

Love Stories
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iCarly iFound Bigfoot

Part One Carly Shay and Freddy Benson, both dressed in Dukes of Hazard garb, Carly in a pair of tight Daisy Duke hotpant shorts, come traipsing down the stairs from the iCarly studio looking for Sam who's sitting on the couch watching TV. "Sam, what are you doing?" Carly asked her. "Watching the news," Sam replies. "You're supposed to be upstairs with us rehearsing for iCarly," Carly reminds her friend. "Let's go." "No, wait," Sam says. "Just let me watch the next story. I...

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A Theory

Authors Note: The original post was written by dingomandingo. This account no longer exists. I have taken the original, reformatted it, modified it and added a few extra thoughts to it, but the basic wording and premise is his.A Social Theory - BBCWhite Pussy is and Should be Exclusively for Black Cock!White boys are becoming cuckolds at record rates because of deep seeded interracial porn addiction developed during the digital age. Their entire basis of sexuality is continuously watching...

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The Wham Bam Theory

Andrew sat in the university cafeteria eating his lunch alone. He always took his lunch at the same time and at the same table. He always had the same lunch too - a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (light on the jelly) with the crusts cut off, a small glass of milk, and four Oreo Doublestuff cookies. Andrew liked things to stay the same... he hated change and anything that was new or different just ruined his day. Andrew worked at the university in the science department as an astrophysicist....

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Testing a Theory

Testing a Theory - by Joe Six-Pack Meeting the man was like chugging Nyquil. It was the way he droned. It was the gray suit. It was the sleepy eyes. It was everything about him. You'd meet him and you couldn't operate heavy machinery for the rest of the day. The 'get to know me' meeting was now into its third hour, and the roomful of disgruntled employees were all chafing at their collective bits. On the big-screen TV at the front of the room was Dr. Jim Dunney, previously known as...

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Theory Of Relativity 8211 Part 1

This is one of the few incidents of awesomeness that I had experienced with my relatives over the last so many years. Having sex or exploring with relatives I a quite tricky business. You do not know what is going to happen and how people are going to react to it. More so because you wont be able to run away from them unlike other men you meet otherwise. im a 26 yr old now. 5’11” average built, drinking beer and staying away from home and eating out has had its toll on me now with a small cute...

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Game Theory Learning To Play

Game Theory TG Fantasy Fiction by Mignon Learning to Play Stephen Moore tossed the duffle bag onto the bed and took a look around at his room for the weekend. Four days was about right for him to unwind after a stressful week of meetings and deal making. The bed wasn't exactly 5 star hotel perfect, but it felt about right to him, and everything was nicely laid out. Outside the bedroom was the distinct sound of his long-time...

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Limitless Wishes Theory and Praxis

This story is X-rated. The sequel to chapters 5+6, it starts in an alternate universe with a morality that in comparison to ours is... outlandish. It changes further. No gross things like torture or rape though. Again, I'd like to express my thanks to Catfish Hunter, who did a great job in hunting down my grammatical errors. ==== Chapter Seven: Theory ==== I was lying in a lukewarm gooey puddle, my legs outstretched. I enjoyed the calm moment. On my left side, there was my best...

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Hypnotic Theory

Hypnotic Theory REWRITE.... This is a rewrite to fix a basic schoolboy (or schoolgirl) error in biology..... Just a quick fiction idea I had, very short but had to write it as the idea wouldn't go away, hope you enjoy it..... (Oh and I know hypnotic regression doesn't ACTUALLY work like this but....who cares) My name is Alex and It was on my stag night in Blackpool when it happened. The club we were in, had a hypnotist act on stage. He had done the obvious chicken hypnosis gag...

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A Social Theory The Black New World Order

A Social TheoryWhite boys are becoming cuckolds at record rates because of deep seeded interracial porn addiction developed during the digital age. Their entire basis of sexuality is continuously watching African men fuck young and fertile white women, and rarely if ever actively participating.Because of this repetitive portrayal driven by every form of media, the cuckold phenomenon will become even more pervasive for the generation that has come of age and become sexually aware growing up with...

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Surviving 3Chapter 2 Theory put to the test

Scott parked the 4x4 and immediately set about pitching the tent and transferring those goods he had decided were the most important inside it. As he had planned, he tied several of the tent's guy ropes to the vehicle. Once he was finished he walked into Inveraray proper and spent some time just milling about the town, soaking up the beautiful scenery of Loch Fyne, the peak of Strachur on the far shore and the sunshine on the whitewashed buildings that fronted the little pier. He knew there...

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The Liberation Of Father Mortimer

When Father Mortimer checked into the hotel it was eight in the evening.The room was a basic no frills double with a small bathroom. He would never stay in such a hotel if he was attending one of his ecclesiastical conferences but for what he had planned it was just perfect.He got down on his knees and bent his balding aged head over a black gilt leaf Bible he had respectfully placed on the edge of the bed.“Blessed Lord Jesus forgive me for my sins,” he muttered and crossed himself three...

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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK Chapters 4 ndash 8

BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: Chapters 4 – 8thanks to those who chose to like and comment, it helps.Chapters 1, 2 & 3 can be found here if you have not yer read them[/i]: https://xhamster.com/stories/banging-around-bangkok-the-amorous-adventures-of-981990BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES MEOW MORRISONby: dookiewin/freshCHAPTER 4: DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSMy hand phone was ringing and it was one of those times when you just wished that technology hadn’t...

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Bigfoot Crunch and Sweetie Pie Wrecker Service

Bigfoot, Crunch and Sweetie Pie Wrecker Service By: Malissa Madison Gladys lay next to Hatchetman in their bed half asleep after a long bout of love making. "Hatch, can you feel it too?" she asked. "You mean now that the Seven Nations controls access to the Portal in New Mexico?" "That too," she answered him. "I'm talking about Fox and Little Joe." "Oh I thought you meant Squirrel and her kids," he admitted. "What about Squirrel?" she asked. "Fox and Little Joe talked...

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Banging Hot Curvy Doctor Of Gurgaon

Hi I am Manish working in a MNC situated in Gurgaon, I am an average look guy but damn romantic. Contact me on Its my first story about how i banged a girl whom I met in pub later on I came to know she is doctor in reputed hospital of Gurgaon. Now coming straight on the story Characters: (All name changed due to privacy concern except mine) Dr Anjali : age between 27-29 years, vitals stats 34-30-32, height 5.4 feet – 5.6 feet, fair complexion with great assets. Sikha: anjali’s...

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Clan of the Bigfoot

Most people do not think Bigfoot exists but I am living proof that they do but I will get to that later in the story. First off let me introduce myself. I am Camellia McIntyre but my friends call me Cami. I am twenty-five years old and been married to Professor Morgan McIntyre who teaches Archaeology at the University of New Mexico. He has taken a sabbatical over the summer to partake in an archaeology dig in Peru, South America for three months and I decided to go with him. We had just been...

Monster Sex
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How Easily Cryptozoology Turns Into Cryptosexology Zendayas First Meeting With Bigfoot

Well. She had almost everything. Zendaya was horribly bored. The whole state has been locked up for months, and there were only so many times you could stream Tiger King, or watch Avatar the Last Airbender on Netflix. She found herself being driven mad, pacing around her estate. She had more room there than most people could imagine, but it still felt like a prison to her, the walls of the gated yard closing in on her. So that’s how the young world-famous celebrity found herself jumping...

3 years ago
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I Big Banged the Theory P2 The Bernadette probl

CREATED BY BIGHORNYCOCK123The petite blonde, Bernadette, closed the door of the apartment behind her, and then stepped forward and asked "Really? You can explain Amy?" "Possibly! If you give me a minute!" replied Amy Farrah Fowler sheepishly."Go on then! Explain how you're naked with a complete stranger, who appears to have his cock up your ass, in Penny and Leonard's apartment? I'm listening!" Bernadette said, before crossing her arms."Well..." replied Amy before pausing, to try and think of...

3 years ago
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Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy

Penny was from Nebraska and even though she looked innocent and just like the "Girl Next Door" she was anything from that!After her break-up with Leonard she drifted from one guy to another, mostly hard bodies, but dumb as dirt and as she had told Leonard on several occasions; "You rat bastard, I was okay dating dumb guys, but after dating you I realize just how dumb they really are!"When Priya, Raj's sister, came into the picture she thought she had lost any chance of ever getting Leonard...

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Abigails Choice

January 2018A bolt of lightning illuminated the night sky. Thunder clapped, startling Abigail in the backseat of the Uber.  She was already on edge, nervous about dinner with her husband, Thomas. It wasn’t bad nervous, but she had butterflies in her stomach. She had a good idea about what they’d talk about, and was uncertain what choice she’d make.Abigail, a petite woman with dark blonde hair and hazel eyes, was wearing a black dress, with black heels, stockings, garter, bra, and thong, as well...

Outdoor
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I Big Banged the Theory P3 The Penny Conclusion

CREATED BY BIGHORNYCOCK123"Okay! Okay." replied Amy Farrah Fowler standing naked in the middle of the apartment."Well, as you know the boys are away at another comic convention" she then said."Yes, like they often are! But that doesn't explain why you and Bernadette are naked in my living room, with a strange guy!" retorted Penny sternly."Look. What do you want us to say?" retorted Bernadette back, as she climbed off my spent dick and stepped down onto the floor, standing as naked as Amy was,...

4 years ago
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I Big Banged the Theory P1 The Amy experiment

CREATED BY BIGHORNYCOCK123Dr Amy Farrah Fowler was sat at the bar as i strolled in for drink, and after ordering one myself, i glanced her way and realised who she was."HI there! Are you Dr Amy Farrah Fowler the Nobel prize winner?" i asked."Yes. Yes i am!" she replied smiling back at me."Wow! I've never met a Nobel prize winner before! You must be really smart?" i then said smiling back at her."Well, the Nobel prize win does kind of suggest that!" she replied back with a grin."And your...

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Banging Bunny

AUTHOR’S NOTE: All fictional characters are of legal age in the jurisdiction where they reside. Bunny required extra time in school so was 18 well before graduating. All sex in this story is quite consensual and portrays incidents common in real life. If you are offended by real life then you ought not to be on this site. ***** Banging. That’s what every guy did, or wanted to do, with Rosalyn. She was always called ‘Bunny’ because her shape was exactly like the classic Playboy ones from the...

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Banging Soniya 8211 Part 2

This is continuation to the Banging Soniya Part 1 After banging my sexy elder sister Soniya really hard inside the car and in the rest room she asked me to promise that it would be the last time we had sex and not to tell anyone about it and to forget about our sleazy sex affair completely. Like I said Soniya was a hot and sexy girl with lean figure, huge perky boobs and tight round ass who some what resembled Poonam Pandey but also she was very complicated with her extreme mood swings and...

Incest
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Banging Anastacia

A Threesome Joyride for Anastacia - Craig and Flo banging the blond SuperstarThe countryside whooshing outside the window was barely visible for the passengers of this train in a foggy November night. The winter evening covered the rest or any sign of brightness like a dense blanket. On the benches Craig and Flo got nothing to do but rigidly gazing through the window. The dim, flaring and almost broken light from the ceiling contributed to the grim atmosphere. There was much room for...

2 years ago
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Banging personal assistant

Hi, this is Rajiv from Mumbai and I’d like to tell you all one of my sexual adventures. I have been sexually active since my teenage and fortunately had different partners who enjoyed some of their best times with me. I am engineering project manager by profession and hence didn’t have much of the female faces in my office. During last three years as i had tremendous amounts of work load, i wasn’t able to schedule my meetings, attend conferences presentations and hence decided to hire a...

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The Big Bang Theory Sheldonrsquos Porno

Amy had just received her order from the sex catalog that she’s been waiting for all week. She was hosting Girls Night and couldn’t wait to share her sex toy theme with Penny and Bernadette. Several different lotions and flavored lubricants, an assortment of dildos and vibrators, a couple of pornographic videos (including a special lesbian one) and a bondage ensemble complete with a whip we’re all part of the order.All she had to do was make sure Sheldon wouldn’t be around to ruin their kinky...

2 years ago
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Big Bang Theory Cuckold

The guys aren't sure why the girls as ked the to the apartment but they 're anxious . Especially since both Penny and Bernadette are dressed in lingerie.Could they want an orgy Howard wondered excitingly . They already have a thing for nerds ."Boy I 'm sure you're wondering why we as ked you here. " Penny asks ."A lit t l e. ""Well you see, we feel like you take us for granted and don' t s how the love you claim you have. ""We understand you have y our hobbies of comic books and video games ....

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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES of

after living and working in BKK for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much time. here are the first 3 chapters of the 8 that i have written so far. please leave comments as i have never written a story before and i need feedback. i first started writing this back in 2009, so for those who may be familiar with BKK, take that into account. the names of the venues are...

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Banging My Friend8217s Gf

Hello everyone. I am 25yr old guy, now in Bangalore after my MS in the UK. This story is about my friend’s gf I had crush on since 5 years. I met this girl with my friend. After a while, we both became good friends chatting and speaking on phone for long. She stayed in a far place but occasionally when we met, we both enjoyed each other’s company. I had developed huge crush on her and used to fantasize on her for years. Though I was having great time with some girls in the UK, the thought of...

2 years ago
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Banging Soniya 8211 Part 1

This is Raj and currently live in US but this story goes back to when We were living in Pune and unlike other stories this story is a legitimate real story which you will know once you finish reading. My parents are hard working govt employees and are very strict in upbringing. Me and my Elder sister Soniya hated our parents right from childhood as they never provided what we need and always forced us on studies and nothing else. We never had respect for our family and we never had this brother...

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Big Bang Theory

Arthur Dent woke up. He blinked his eyes and yawned, scratched his chin, and rolled over. It suddenly stuck him that he was forgetting something. Was it something he was supposed to do? No...that's not it. Wait, it was something that had happened, something big. Yes, thought Arthur, something had happened. Now what was it? Did Arsenal win it all this year? No, that didn't sound right. Maybe it was something to do with a lawsuit concerning McDonalds. No, that wasn't right either. Did the...

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big bang theory Fan fic

This story takes place in season four. Also, it is only a oneshot, I am not going to continue this. Priya hated Penny. Priya hated Penny more than Penny hated Priya. She couldn't believe that Leonard was dating that dumb blonde from across the hall from his apartment for years.She wasn't sure when that hate turned into something sexual. She was definitely heterosexual, she was sure, but that didn't stop her from noticing... attractiveness of attractive women. And, she couldn't help but to...

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the Domination experiment big bang theory

This story takes place in season four. Also, it is only a oneshot, I am not going to continue this. Priya hated Penny. Priya hated Penny more than Penny hated Priya. She couldn't believe that Leonard was dating that dumb blonde from across the hall from his apartment for years.She wasn't sure when that hate turned into something sexual. She was definitely heterosexual, she was sure, but that didn't stop her from noticing... attractiveness of attractive women. And, she couldn't help but to...

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Encountering the EnergistsChapter 5 The Big Bang Theory Theme Song

7:45pm, July 1, 2003 Once again, the Energists thankfully restricted access to my memories of them, so I could focus all my attention on... Kaleigh's nude 6 month pregnant body as she walked out of her master bathroom towards me. "You kill me with those Marvin the Martian boxers. Each time you have them on; all I can picture is his little legs scurrying about with his little ray-gun," she chuckled as she eased on over beside me at the bed. "Oh by the way, Happy Canada Day! I saw that on...

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Xena Versus The Spartans

It was a time of horrible raids by terrible marrauding hordes, which caused untold misery, fear and poverty in all of Pelopones. It was a time when Xena and Gabrielle were needed by all the towns, before it is too late, but she was nowhere to be found. The century before had been a good time for all, under the Cooperation Accord of Olympia, there was piece between all the polises, and Xena could concentrate on petty crime and feuding Gods. But now Xena had been on a mission in Asia for years,...

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The Amazing Mr Mortimer

THE AMAZING MR. MORTIMER My girlfriend Rachel and I had decided to take a two week vacation to PuertoRico. I had first come across the girl on the streets of San Juan. She cameup to me and begged me for some money. At first I was going to say no. ThenI noticed how beautiful this young girl was and I was intrigued. I startedto reach into my purse to get her something, and she smiled at me. She hada very beautiful smile. It was in fact an entrancing smile. I kept her close to me with small bribes...

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Abigails End

Abigail's End In the Presidential Palace, there is a dining room where only the most trustedand honoured of the dictator's guests are ever entertained. Here are the mostdecadent and opulent symbols of his power. Perhaps the most decadent and opulentsymbol of all is the white statue holding a finger-basin by the entrance. On the wall behind the statue, in an arc over its head, the inscription reads, "Tothe twin virtues of humility and obedience." It is a naked woman, and her namewas once...

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Big bang theory Fanfic PennyMissy cooper

Summary:What they were doing in Penny's apartment during The Pork Chop Indeterminancy. Points if they do it between the boys coming over to ask Missy out, and have to get dressed to answer the door each time.Work Text:If there’s one thing that both the Cooper twins are used to, it’s getting their own way. Penny finds this out halfway through the first glass of wine, when Missy leans over, puts one finger under Penny’s chin, and turns Penny’s face toward her.“I’m sure I don’t need to tell you...

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Big Tits TheoryChapter 5

Thursday Afternoon: It had been surprisingly easy to seduce Dr Lorne. He was a professional, through and through, and I suspect that most attempts to make him act so improperly would have failed ... but there are few men in the world who can resist a horny topless 18-year old girl who’s throwing herself at you, and Dr Lorne certainly wasn’t one of them. My mouth descended on his, and after a few seconds of struggle he allowed himself to melt into the kiss, wrapping his arms around me and...

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