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My sister got drunkthis is my first story, about a good time I had with my sister one night she came home drunk This is my first story, so be gentle.This story happened a few years ago, the summer I graduated from high school. My sister was home from college on her summer break, and she was in quite the partying phase. My sister wasn't a super model, but she was still pretty. She was about 5 feet 4 inches tall, and very curvy, but in a good way. She has long brown hair and usually wears it...
I can say it was a fantastic weekend. I actually thought I was in for a pretty crappy weekend. Let's start with a little about myself. I live at home with my mom and older sister. Dad left just before we turned teens but still is part of our lives. I'm a normal geeky guy. I'm 6 feet tall and weigh about 165 pounds. I have brown hair and blue eyes. I don't really think I'm bad looking. And, since I measure, I am 8". This makes me feel a little more comfortable in the showers...
Drunken Stepfather is a blog site featuring hundreds of posts and ‘step links’ for naked celebrities and all kinds of funny videos. It’s all about celebs and babes, and almost every post has some nipples, butts or just sexy underwear of girls you know (or may not know). You will find SFW cam girl clips, nip slips, pussy slips, celebs caught in compromising situations and much more. If you are the kind of sick individual that likes peeping under girls’ skirts, wardrobe malfunctions featuring...
The FappeningNow she isnt the best looking women, but she more than makes up for it in with 2 things. 1. That big ole butt and 2. She is a fucking lush. I mean she only needs a few and shes smashed and horny. Also once she starts she wont stop till she passes out. Now for years i have taken advantage of this and fucked her while she was drunk and passed out. Even fucking her in her brown asshole, which she hates otherwise. But I only have a 5 inch penis and am a cuckold. I am always fantasizing about...
Most people, if your family is big enough, probably have at least one cousin they would consider having sex with, assuming they weren't cousins. Or as long as no one finds out at least. This might be a little too far for some readers, but there are a few of you out there already jacking off to the idea. My cousin had just moved into town, not too far from where I lived. When we were k**s, there was an attraction, but we had found out quickly not to ever entice the notion that something...
I've had many lovers on the side and a few threesomes before, but I don't consider a threesome the same as getting gang fucked. This is the story of my first real gangbang. My husband was working a graveyard shift that previous night and woke me up as he got home. Gave me a kiss and I asked how his night was. "Pretty slow" he replied, "slow enough I was able to sleep a couple hours". "want some breakfast babe?""in a bit" he said. "i'm going to go check on the plants." We had some herb...
It was a usual Friday night for me. I had left work at 5.00 pm., and since it was payday, I headed for the Crown Hotel, my old drinking hole. It was quite a dive, but I didn’t give a shit. The beer was cheap and Ol’ Sullivan the bartender, treated us good. And we didn’t get all the college kids and the yuppies that frequented the more trendy bars a block over in the club district. It was just good ol’ working class guys and retired alcoholics at the Crown. It was now 11:30 p.m. and I was...
The Night Mom Got Drunk For most of my life Mom and Dad had taken me to dinner at their favorite bar, Porky’s. No one ever cared that I was just a kid at the time. Then as with most people I got older as time went on. Also with most people Mom and Dad had problems and separated. The whole thing was over my father dating a girl that I went to school with. I was a freshman and she was a junior. I was thirteen and she was sixteen. Peggy was also fat with big boobs, big belly, and big...
This story happened a few years ago, the summer I graduated from high school. My sister was home from college on her summer break, and she was in quite the partying phase. My sister wasn't a super model, but she was still pretty. She was about 5 feet 4 inches tall, and very curvy, but in a good way. She has long brown hair and usually wears it up, when she's going out. She also has a rack to die for. I knew she was planning on getting laid that night as I was watching TV in the...
I wasn’t even that drunk, if I’m being honest with myself. Everyone was much worse than I was, and I was only having about one drink (and a glass of water) to everyone else’s three or four. But they were all the level of drunk where you just assume that everyone is like you, mostly because you imagine that it will make the night more fun. It was a big house party, one where I could have easily left if I wanted to without offending anybody, but for some reason I didn’t feel like making the...
I made a drunken mistake but it was fun.We had all been out for the day with my cousin in laws from my sisters side family which is unusual as we don't really see them much, due to past family problems.Jo is a very shy but very beautiful woman with 2k**s and her partner, who to be honest seemed more interested in himself and his phone than he did his family. Every Time his phone went off he would take his little walk then come back after he finished which he done every cpl of minuets. I had...
When I was 16 me and my best friend wanted to go camping really badly. We finally decided to go rent a cabin in the woods and go camping just the two of us. At the last minute we decided that it would be more fun if we drank that night as well so we took a twelve pack of beers and some hard liquor and drove off. Jeremy had just broken up with his girlfriend and on the ride up he explained all the sex they had. He explained how the anal was the best hole to go in and it felt so nice. Almost like...
Gay MaleKimberly might not have been drunk, but she certainly wasn't sober. Stumbling from the car with her bag in one hand, and her coat in the other, she stopped, directly in front of the headlights. Lifting her skirt up, she wiggled her ass at me. Giggling loudly, as only the slightly tipsy can, she ran off to the side of the road, and did it again. I was torn. I could sit there and stare at her long legs, black panties carelessly uncovered, smile almost painted on her face. I could. For hours....
I was so numb as I left Vanessa’s room that I didn’t notice Imogen standing in her doorway waiting for me. I walked right past her without a second glance and barely registered her calling to me. “Paul? What did she say? You asked her out again, right? What did she say? Paul? Paul? Paul Robertson don’t you walk away from me.” As I reached the door to the stairs, I heard a door open and Imogen ask, “Ness, what the fuck did you say to him? It’s like he’s one of the walking dead or...
It's been a while since I posted anything in the "Whence Came" series, so I thought I'd let those who might have wondered how the Ashmagordian thunder goddess from the story "Whence Came the Avengers" came into being, here is her story. By the way, as I done with most of these tales, I wrote most of this with an open copy of "Journey Into Mystery" #83 for a guide. If there's enough interest in this story, perhaps I'll write get around to writing Chapter 5 for "Whence Came the...
Harry was 16 years old, so by then he had wanked to every conceivable genre of porn his burnt out computer had to offer. Senior, bondage, filth, 'natural', incest, milf, threesomes, forced, hentai, asian- Harry had pulled one out to all of them, but they all became dull while his dick grew soft. He couldn't wank to anything, none of those videos seemed real enough. So Harry was left in his quiet home with nothing but several loads of sexual frustration to keep him company. Harry lived in a two...
IncestI'm no writer, but I have to share the story of the best sex I have ever had.My girlfriend was at her works Christmas night out. I was going to be picking her up afterwards then staying with her that night. It had been a while since we had slept together so I was looking forward to that night as once she has a few drink she can be quite kinky.When I collected her she was drunk. Very drunk. She made it into the car but once we got to hers she was out for the count and I had to get her mum to...
The events I'm going to describe took place nearly 40 years ago, but they still stand vividly in my mind - and are still among my favourite dreams when I masturbate. I grew up with my single mother, as my father left us when I was 6 and my mother was 26. Not that I missed him. My only recollections of him are those of a violent man, who would not control his temper, neither towards mom, nor me. When I turned into my teens I started to notice, what a gorgeous woman my mother was. Up till then...
Nadia was out with the girls enjoying the night partying and drinking with Melanie and April , I was spending the night at home watching a movie , it was late so i ended up getting into bed so i stripped off and slept naked as i usually do , i was soon asleep but was awoken later in the night as the girls got home very drunk and talking loudly. Nadia stuck her head into my room and said hope we didn't wake you and started laughing as she walked into the room and sat down on the edge of my bed...
Drunk sexAn interlude between Chapters 3 and 4 of "Whence Came the Spider" to explain how the Fantastic Four came to be the Fantastic Four they are in this "Whence" Universe. What If: Whence Came the Fantastic Four By Bill Hart I am Uatu. Once more you have returned to learn more of the multiverse. I bid you welcome to my hidden lair once again. As you all well know by now, I am one of those mostly solitary beings known more simply throughout the multiverse as Watchers. We shall...
Another interlude between Chapters 3 and 4 of "Whence Came the Spider" to explain how the Mighty Avengers came to be the Mighty Avengers they are in this "Whence" Universe. What If: Whence Came the Avengers By Bill Hart As always, I am he known as Uatu, one of the many eternal Watchers. Once more you have returned in order to learn more of the vastness and complexity of the multiverse. As I have already done several times in the past, I bid you welcome to my hidden lair. It...
This isn’t the first time that Kendra had gotten drunk. She has been sneaking booze from her parents for almost a year now but now that she is fifteen years old it has been taking more booze to make her feel good. Kendra overheard her brother talking on the phone about a party he was going to have this weekend when their parents were out of town. Kendra was supposed to spending the weekend with a girlfriend but was thinking of staying home now. Her brother was twenty and attending the...
One guy offered me a ride but this woman walked over and told him to get lost. She introduced herself to me as Mary and I told her who I was. She heard of my work and offered me a ride home safely. She was a young black girl named Tamarra. She was about five nine and very slender. She wore her hair straight like mine and she had a nice set of tits on her, almost as nice as mine. We arrived back to my place and she invited herself up. I said I didn't care if she...
I’m not a very masculine guy. In fact, I’m downright girly. I blame my body. I’m 5’3” and weigh 110lbs, but the first thing people notice is my fat ass. It’s fat, tight, and juicy. It’s the kind of ass that women these days pay a queen’s ransom for. It flares out with my wide hips from a narrow waist and flat stomach and is complemented by proportionally thick thighs. My calves are well-defined, my ankles thin and delicate, as is my upper body. Other than my ass and thighs, the only fat on me...
CrossdressingMy wife was excited to see some old friends. They were headed out to dinner, and it had been quite some time since she had gone out without spouses or k**s. So I know she really needed this. It had also been some time since she had any alcohol. Just too busy with life, so her tolerance must have gone way down I guess. She headed out to dinner, and I got the k**s to bed and watched some tv. She wasn't going to be gone long. This wasn't a party night. Just some girlfriends, dinner, some wine,...
My husband frequently goes out drinking and that's okay with me as he never stays out too late. Recently he said he wanted me to go with him and we could dance at least since I don't drink very much. When we got to this new club he found I saw a lot of black men inside. I said something to my husband and he said "well they know good music and how to dance. Come on hon let's have a drink." I was okay with this and we found a table near the dance floor. He had me wearing a micro mini skirt and a...
Hi indian sex stories dot net readers. This story is a continuation of my another meeting with Anika who dominated me on the bed last time. So after few days of our last meeting, we had another sexual meeting.This time I dominated her on the bed.Anika is a beautiful girl with big boobs, white skin and always have a sluttery and naughty expression on her face.So one day I had an argument with my parents about my studies.I got frustrated and left for college.I texted Anika if we could meet...
Hey, people its naman here I am sorry couldn’t finish the last story well let’s chuck the past, this is my new story a true one for sure… Let me describe myself I am 23 years male from Bhopal athletic body now with some abs too. So getting on to the story will start with describing the lady of the story Akanksha (name changed) 23years 34-30-38 one hell of a person in bed. So it was a Saturday night was at my hostel actually it’s a joint one so one can easily slip into any girl’s room. Ok so I...
I always took my wife out Saturday nights to a great little dance club. She was only 22 and would dress up in the shortest little skirts. After we were married for a year I won a bet and she had to go out for the next month to the club in her shortest dresses and no undies. My wife always like to drink a blot and as we were married longer she would drink more and more when we went out each week. The first three weeks I took my wife out dancing and she had to wear no undergarments, everything...
The idea of actually doing it was set in motion when I found stories about women having sex with animals on the Internet. I was intrigued by these stories and after some time , I knew that I was going to do it myself. The idea wasn't something that occurred overnight, I was interested before I read the stories. Why? One reason was that the act was forbidden by society which made it very appealing to me- to do something so far out of the norm was sexually exciting. But the real...
[Sunday, July 5th, 2020] Right now, I wanted to play with gambling with this ability for a little while, so I jumped back into the tunnel. Once again I was in the tunnel, facing another end section. The scene on the wall showing my monitor, keyboard, and mouse sitting upon my desk. I figured this would be a good way to leave it as I would probably be back at some point. I headed back down the tunnel to the intersection and considered going back in time to the last time I was in Vegas....
But being an 18 year old me? Now that has some serious potential. In my base timeline, when I was 18 years old (1986) I had just finished up my senior year of High School and I was facing the prospect of finding a job. After graduation, my Mom informed me that I was not going to screw off all summer and she needed me to hit the pavement looking for full-time work. I parlayed a couple of weeks in a trade school machine shop into a job working at a mill and operating a turret lathe at a...
[Friday, June 20th, 1986] Up in my room, I started with setting the box on my bed and pulling things out. I liked a few of the shirts she had in there, so it was good to see them again. I had no interest in the stuffed animals, but maybe Anne would like them. There were a few crystal animals in there, they would probably go to Anne too. One of them did not look familiar to me, hell, it probably came from some other guy. That’s kinda funny actually. I can’t be certain it wasn’t from me, but...
[Saturday, June 21st, 1986] I awoke to the sounds of our next-door neighbors pulling their truck out of the driveway. It was a big Ford F-350 diesel with dual rear wheels and he had a camping trailer hooked up to the rear bumper. His wife was loudly playing spotter for him, and apparently she was making absolutely sure that they took out their mailbox as they pulled out. Much cursing and blame throwing was involved. They were both assholes about it if you asked me. With the windows open it...
[Saturday, June 21st, 1986] As we started up the stairs I warned Kim that my room was in the attic and that there was no A/C up there. I also told her, “We probably should have brought some water to help us avoid heatstroke.” Sadly, I wasn’t kidding much. It gets damn hot up there during a summer day. When we got there she said, “Nice room, but you weren’t kidding, wow it’s hot. We better do this quickly.” She asked me to pull out any clothes I had in dresser drawers that weren’t socks or...
[Tuesday, June 24th, 1986] I woke up and looked over at the alarm clock on my nightstand. It showed 07:55 am. I climbed out of the waterbed and stretched. I was enjoying having this 18-year-old body again. I was still way too thin at this point in my life. I remember my first Military ID showed my weight at 135 pounds. Which was about 10 pounds less than normal for me at the time. Sure, I was a bit of a beanpole, but not quite that bad. I figure all the exercise in basic made me lose more...
[Tuesday, June 24th, 1986] I met Sam back at the table with his lunch. I offered him a choice, “Sweet tea, or Coke?” He opted for the Coke. We shared a side of the picnic table with a comfortable space between us as neither of us wanted to lose the best views. I opened a bag of potato chips and started my questions with, “Well, I guess there is no sense tiptoeing around. Feel free not to answer any questions you feel are too personal and I won’t hold it against you. The personal ones are...
[Tuesday, June 24th, 1986] Sam sat there staring at either me or the ticket for a good 5 minutes. Eventually, he shook his head and said, “John, my temper can get a little out of hand sometimes. Normally, someone trying to give me a handout would piss me right off, but you’ve managed to kinda blow my mind here. I don’t know if I can make you understand, but I’ll try to explain.” “You see, I need to live my life by certain rules. I won’t lie. I won’t steal. I will earn my keep. That’s it,...
[Tuesday, June 24th, 1986] Sam and I pulled back into the parking lot at about 6:45 pm. I briefly considered using the valet parking, but as much as I loved my old 626, it would have been embarrassing to pull up behind the Jaguar and Mercedes crowd. Sam and I headed to the valet area anyway and our passes quickly gained us access to the stairwell. When we got to the Lounge we found only about 40 people in the whole place. We didn’t exactly fit in, but it wasn’t the Red Carpet event I half...
[Wednesday, June 25th, 1986] I woke around 6 am and made it into the shower without running into anyone, as I would expect for the time. After getting dressed, I headed to the kitchen and was in the mood to make some breakfast. I had come across a jar of instant coffee the other day and decided to go for it. We were going to have to get a coffee machine soon. This instant coffee stuff was going to be horrible. I put the kettle on the stove to work and started rummaging for food ideas. Two...
[Wednesday, June 25th, 1986] The next thing we knew, the front door was opening, and my mom was home. Fortunately, she spent a little time putting groceries away in the kitchen and pantry. Kim and I had time to get our shirts buttoned up again. I grabbed the remote and turned on the TV, smashing the volume button and hoping it wouldn’t be deafening when it came on. It wasn’t, and I flipped through the channels until I came to MTV and slowly increased the volume. One video was just...
[Thursday, June 26th, 1986] When I woke up, the alarm clock told me it was nearly 8 am. In case I ran into anyone to or from the shower, I donned a pair of shorts from the laundry hamper to cover myself. I should get myself a decent robe for that. The bathroom was surprisingly free. I took my shower and headed back upstairs to change for the day, carrying my shorts and wrapped in just a towel. I dressed in jeans and one of my new polo shirts. I liked my new wardrobe a lot better than the...
[Saturday, June 21st, 1986] I awoke to the sounds of our next-door neighbors pulling their truck out of the driveway. Damn-it, I forgot about them. I wondered if I could help them out. Let’s find out. I jumped into the tunnel. If the time between sections were roughly two seconds, then that would be 30 sections per minute. 300 sections would be ten minutes. I started moving quickly, but still slow enough to count individual sections. I stopped somewhere after 500 sections. And tried to...
[Sunday, June 22nd, 1986] I woke again to the sunlight coming through the window. Looking at the alarm clock showed me it was almost 7 am. I got up and took my morning shower. After getting dressed for the day, I headed out to the car and made my way to the nearby diner. While I drank the coffee that Carol had poured for me, I considered the menu. Carol soon came back and asked, “So what can I get for you this morning?” I replied, “I think I’ll go with a short stack of pancakes and a side...
[Monday, June 23nd, 1986] I got to Kim’s house right after 7 am, as requested. She had made french toast for all of us. Her mom was still in a nice comfortable robe, but her dad was dressed in a suit for the office where he worked. We all enjoyed the food, and Kim and I left for the mall right after her dad headed out for the day. Our day of shopping went very similarly to the first time, with a couple of notable changes. Kim modeled almost a dozen dresses for me. After she decided on the...
[Tuesday, June 24th, 1986] I woke up and found the Sun shining in my eyes. Looking over to the alarm clock, I saw I had slept in a bit this morning. It was nearly 8 am. I quickly got showered and dressed for the day, but I took special care to shave well and apply a little cologne. I wanted to look nice, and I opted for khakis and a light blue polo. The penny loafers we had purchased went well with them. I grabbed my backpack and headed out to the car. I headed to the diner and grabbed the...
[Wednesday, June 25th, 1986] I woke up to a heavenly sensation. Kim had decided to start her day with a little more practice. I could only applaud her dedication. There was more than enough light in the room to see that Kim had crawled under the covers, and the alarm clock on the nightstand showed it was just after 8:00 am. We were up pretty late last night. I’m not surprised I had slept in a bit later than my norm. I said, “Well, good morning to you too.” I heard and felt what I could...
[Thursday, June 26th, 1986] I opened my eyes and found myself looking at another pair of eyes from about a foot away. I blinked a couple of times to clear the sleepiness away, and Kim smiled at me. I said, “Good morning, my love. How did you sleep?” She grinned and said, “Other than that very friendly wake-up call at 2 am, I slept fine. Why don’t you go use the bathroom then come back out here so I can thank you again for that. I enjoyed it very much.” I said, “Yes, ma’am. I’ll be right...
[Saturday, June 28th, 1986] Kim and I made it to the kitchen just a few minutes before Amanda and Rob joined us. If the smile on Amanda’s face was any indication, we weren’t the only ones in the house who had a little fun this morning. Kim had just started the Coffee going, and I was looking in the fridge for breakfast ideas. I noticed a pound of breakfast sausage and a nearly full carton of milk in the fridge, so I offered to make biscuits and gravy. Everyone liked that idea, so I got to...
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Reddit NSFW ListHorny Devil (Mother son i****t) by R.wood***Mike Harding was lost, he'd been stuck in the woods now for at least anhour, it was starting to get dark, the sun slipping down below the treeline casting long shadows as it descended.Mike was getting nervous, he looked at his watch, it was a little after9.00pm his parents would be wondering where he was, especially his overprotective mother, Sarah.Sarah looked up at the clock she'd just unpacked it from the boxes and putit on the wall, it had just...
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Mike Harding was lost, he'd been stuck in the woods now for at least anhour, it was starting to get dark, the sun slipping down below the treeline casting long shadows as it descended.Mike was getting nervous, he looked at his watch, it was a little after9.00pm his parents would be wondering where he was, especially his overprotective mother, Sarah.Sarah looked up at the clock she'd just unpacked it from the boxes and putit on the wall, it had just gone 9.00 pm and still her son Mike...
Mike Harding was lost, he'd been stuck in the woods now for at least anhour, it was starting to get dark, the sun slipping down below the treeline casting long shadows as it descended.Mike was getting nervous, he looked at his watch, it was a little after9.00pm his parents would be wondering where he was, especially his overprotective mother, Sarah.Sarah looked up at the clock she'd just unpacked it from the boxes and putit on the wall, it had just gone 9.00 pm and still her son Mike...
What If: Whence Came the Spider by Bill Hart For those of you who know me not, I am Uatu. But to those select few of you, who reside upon the aqua blue gem known as, and named, simply Earth, which circles a small yellow star they call Sol, I am known more simply as - the Watcher. And yet, Watcher is less an appellation than it is the generic functionality of my entire race. From my secret base, whose exact location is known only to those select few humans outside my ancient...
What If: Whence Came the Spider - Chapter 2 By Bill Hart I am Uatu. Welcome back friends. I am - as you all are no doubt aware - known more simply as the Watcher. It is my sole function to watch and observe what happens here. I have taken a solemn vow to do nothing else save observe. From my hidden domicile on the farside of the solitary moon of this blue gem simply called Earth that circles the rather ordinary and otherwise insignificant Type G star known as Sol, I watch...
What If: Whence Came the Spider III By Bill Hart I am Uatu. Welcome back once again friends. As I have told you before, I am one of those beings known more simply throughout the multiverse as Watchers. We watch; it is our sole function. Watching is all that we allow ourselves to do. Anything other than that can easily lead to repercussions best left both unsaid and undescribed. From my lair on the far side of its solitary moon, I watch and observe the activities on the small...