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Dennis the Menace Created by Hank Ketcham Parodied by Ron Dow75 02) The Other Girl ?You?re back sooner than I expected,? Alice Mitchell said to her little boy, as she browned the meat for that evening?s stew. She blond hair was in a somewhat short perm around the sides; she wore a lavender shirt with the first buttons unbuttoned, and women?s jeans. ?I didn?t want to play with Margaret any more. And Joey?s taking a nap. He? s still a little kid,? Dennis said, closing, rather...
HumorDennis the Menace I Created by Hank Ketcham Parodied by Ron Dow75 Margaret?s Magic Words In the part of a once small town that was now a part of suburbia, a small boy in a purple shirt (with a blue O) and black shorts, baggy socks and sneakers ran to play with his friend. "What have you got, Dennis?"Joey MacDonald asked the blonde with the cowlick in the blue-and-black striped shirt, red overalls, and running-and-jumping shoes coming out of his walkway to the...
Dennis The Menace: Part 5 - The sleep Overby Sniper32One Thursday evening, Alice was in her bedroom getting ready for bed, she had just got out of the shower and was sitting naked at her make up table putting on moisturizer, when her son Dennis walked into the room and sat on the end of her bed. He watched her apply the lotion to her elbows and knees. "Mom come over here and lay down and let me do that for you" he said.So she got up and went over to the bed an laid down on it. Dennis took the...
--- Mother's Future Helper (F-solo, f-solo, ff, MF, 1st, bi, cons, reluc, oral, impreg?, ScFi, voy) by Krosis of the Collective --- -------------- Two weeks ago: -------------- "But Dave, you know what week that is!" "I know, Linda, but it's my job, and we need the money." "Money isn't everything." ----------------------------- Jump forward - four days ago: ----------------------------- Hi! My name is Jessica (Jesse7327 to my friends). I'm 15 years...
When Dennis came back to his apartment from his college job, April and Lorraine were both out shopping. This didn't surprise him, of course. What DID stun him was the fact that Jake greeted him in the buff. That sight jolted him back to the memory that he heard his roommate admit to being bisexual yesterday. "Jake, I know that you swing both ways, but I'm straight! Not that I mind you sucking my cock, but meeting me at the door in the nude is a bit MUCH, don't you think? I mean, I doubt that...
Group SexTheGasman came yesterday to mend a fault with the boiler. I showed himto the utility room where the boiler is and he noticed my cask ofhome brew beer. He said he brewed his own as well. I offered him aglass and he said he shouldn’t because he is working but we werehis last job so it should be ok. I poured a couple of glasses and hesaid, “Isn’t your wife having any, I don’t feel right if...
Dennis Peck was absolutely livid as he looked at his watch. Sarah, his new girlfriend, was 45 minutes late! That does it, he thought. I am dumping her sorry ass today! He walked out of the bookstore, got into his pickup, and drove back to his apartment, quite ready to dump his detestable girlfriend. When he got there, he saw Sarah, sitting on the sofa, waiting for him. "Where the hell were you, Sarah?", Dennis asked her. "Not at that stupid bookstore of yours, that's for sure! I'm sick and...
Group SexDennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom by Sniper32One morning at Dennis's friend Joey's house, Joey woke up and went downstairs to make some breakfast for himself. He then went into the living roomto watch his Saturday morning cartoons and to eat his cereal. He found hismother Rita passed out on the couch. This was quite common as Rita was theneighborhood drunk. Joey found her passed out some where in the house 2-3times a week, so this did not surprise him. What did surprise him was thismorning...
The next week found Dennis and the others busy with classes, of course. Final exams were up soon, so they had to study as hard as ever. They had a few quickies, but nothing serious until after finals were over. Thankfully, they were all likely to pass, although Jake would have a C average overall. There was also the matter of finding jobs after they graduated. However, when Friday night arrived and the finals were completed, the four of them were quite prepared for some extracurricular fun...
Dennis came back to his room after breakfast to find Janelle still lying in his bed. She had put on her bra by now but her dark legs were still bare. They were crossed over each other as she lay on top of his mattress with the sheets thrown on the side. She looked at him like she’d expected him to bring back food. “I should really leave soon,” she said. “Whatever,” said Dennis. He sat at his desk and turned on his computer. He opened up World of Warcraft. “Um, Dennis? Did anybody ever teach you...
College SexI was weeks away from my first teen birthday and Dennis had promised me something special before my celebration, I visited him on a Saturday morning and was shaking with anticipation. He led me into the living room where he'd previously fucked me and I was greeted by two middle aged men. Dennis introduced them as Guy and Tom, He said they'd been told all about me and couldn't wait to meet.Dennis switched on the TV and put some porno on, a woman on her knees three men around her with stiff cocks...
When Dennis came back to his apartment from his college job, April and Lorraine were both out shopping. This didn't surprise him, of course. What DID stun him was the fact that Jake greeted him in the buff. That sight jolted him back to the memory that he heard his roommate admit to being bisexual yesterday. "Jake, I know that you swing both ways, but I'm straight! Not that I mind you sucking my cock, but meeting me at the door in the nude is a bit MUCH, don't you think? I mean, I doubt...
My Time With Dennis / Denise As many of us are, I was a confused college kid. I was still a virgin coming out of high school and was conditioned by society that boys liked girls and girls liked boys. My first few months were awkward when it came to dating. It seemed if you weren't part of a frat house then you couldn't get dates. This led to many Friday and Saturday nights out with friends rather than on a date. In one of my classes I met Dennis. He stood about 5'7", was slight in...
For the third time that cold December afternoon I tried to adjust the digital binoculars on the house across the street but I was unable to focus them. That was because my young assistant had succeeded in removing my yule log from its confinement and she was doing her best to grow it to its full holiday dimensions with her small, warm hands. “Susie, if you keep that up then we’ll never be able to accomplish this mission,” I told her, hoping it would stop her from what she was doing though...
--- Mother's Little Helper part 2 (ff, mf, F-solo, MF, con, impreg, 1st, inc) by Krosis of the Collective --- Dave's heart skipped a beat as he figured out what had been going on. He had been leaving his semen in his wife Linda's new "Mother's Little Helper" spurting dildo for the last week so that she could impregnate herself while his late work hours kept them apart and unable to do it the old-fashioned way. He had finished the work week only to find his wife pissed off...
The winter morning arrived clear and bright with just a hint of frost in the air. Of course to me it felt like paradise and not just because winter was in the air and I would shortly be resuming my duties as one of Santa Claus’ most trusted helpers. Today I would be having a reunion with little Justine Walker.She was the formerly naughty minx who I had helped in turning from the path of naughtiness to the superior path of niceness. It had been a year to the day when we had met and experienced,...
I sat in the waiting room. Basically, Brie had told me that if I really was as much of a manwhore as she suspected I was in my last year of high school and in the fall (yesiree), then I had to get tested before we had any more sex. She’d actually rebuffed me a day before, my right hand on her bra, my tongue having just been stuck in her mouth, and told me the terms and conditions. Before Brie, I would have just ditched whatever chick asked me this and found pussy elsewhere. I wasn’t sure what...
Cheating(or Susie Learns What Happens To Naughty Girls) By rutger5 (An original story-copyright 2012) “Would you keep up you little brat. Really Billy you’re impossible sometimes. If it’s not bad enough I have to walk you home everyday instead of going to the mall with my friends you always have to be a slowpoke.” “I’m sorry Susie but my legs are shorter than yours” the adorable tyke replied as he struggled to keep up with his much older sister though his backpack laden with...
This is a follow up story to my wife's 40th birthday present. To review briefly, we shared a fantasy for years about having a young man enjoy my wife's hot sweet nectar and finally with some teasing, I got it set up and she enjoyed a young black college man. I watched them but she didn't know it.I suggested that perhaps we could repeat the event for her next birthday but that it should be a threesome with her enjoying me and a lover. She jokingly suggested that perhaps it could be sooner,...
Once they placed their large beach blankets down on the chaise lounges, we helped ‘our girls’ get on their backs. “Ok if I swim while you girls get even prettier,” I said. Nancy giggled and said, “Sure, Denny!” I dived into the pool and swam off my nervous energy. Eventually, I heard another splash happened and I assumed it was my brother. Grabbing me by my waist was Nancy. “Hey pretty girl,” I said, “I thought you were catching the sun. “I could tell they wanted to be alone. Does your...
Dennis The Menace: Part 6 - Alice Meets Henry's New Bossby Sniper32One late afternoon, Alice was in the kitchen making dinner, when her husband Henry came in the house though the back door. He through his brief case on the kitchen floor, he then almost ripped the refrigerator door off the hinges when he grabbed himself a beer. "Honey, your home so early and you look upset" Alice said when she saw the look on his face."Remember earlier this week when I told you I was getting a new boss, well I...
Basically, Brie had told me that if I really was as much of a manwhore as she gathered I was in my last year of high school and during the Fall semester (yesiree), then I had to get tested before we had any more sex. She’d actually rebuffed me a day before, my right hand on her bra, my tongue having just been stuck in her mouth, and told me the terms and conditions. Before Brie, I would have just ditched whatever chick asked me this and found pussy elsewhere. I wasn’t sure what was different...
Introduction: Santa has found himself on the naughty list this year. Santas Little Helper ****************************************************************** Proofed and edited by Brootforce ****************************************************************** It was that time of year again, time to get the suit out of mothballs and dry cleaned, Nick thought to his self. He headed up the rickety stairs toward the attic, pushing the cobwebs out of his way. He reached the door and rattled the...
I took a deep breath, screwed up my courage and knocked on thedoor. It was like seven-thirty in the morning, but if this was the rightaddress, then.... "Who is it?" came the female voice, faint through the closed door. "Roger!" I called back. "Roger! Come on in!" I turned the doorknob and walked in. I'd never been to this housebefore, but this was going to be the first of a long series of suchmornings if this worked out. But the living room was deserted. "Hello!" "In the...
NOTE: This is a re-telling of a typical fantasy my wife would indulge me in. Although in the fantasy I pretend to be a young boy, and she my lusty Mother it is ONLY a fantasy and we are both adults.On a typical day alone my "Mommy" walks nude from her shower to the top drawer of her dresser and selects an old thread bare nightgown that dangles slightly below her waist. She comes to the bed where I lay sleeping, strokes my hair, and says: " Wake up little Man... Mommy is going to make us some...
God, it’s Christmas again, I hate this time of year. I always seem to be alone for the holidays, and that sucks. Seeing people walk through the malls hand in hand and me just watching. Well, of course this year is no exception. Guess I’m just not a holiday catch. I am Stanley, nothing much just Stanley. Rather average guy with a lousy job and not a lot of friends. So far this has been a pretty good story huh. This year for a little extra cash I got a Santa gig at the mall, gives me something to...
God, it's Christmas again, I hate this time of year. I always seem to be alone for the holidays, and that sucks. Seeing people walk through the malls hand in hand and me just watching. Well, of course this year is no exception. Guess I'm just not a holiday catch. I am Stanley, nothing much just Stanley. Rather average guy with a lousy job and not a lot of friends. So far this has been a pretty good story huh. This year for a little extra cash I got a Santa gig at the mall, gives me something to...
Group SexIt was that time of year again; time to get the suit out of mothballs and dry cleaned, Nick thought to his self. He headed up the rickety stairs toward the attic, pushing the cobwebs out of his way. He reached the door and rattled the doorknob, causing the door eerily creaked open. The room was filled with thick musty air, as he made his way across the room to the light switch. Flicking it on the room illuminated. In the corner of the room, hung the Christmas red Santa suit, in a clear plastic...
ExhibitionismPart 1 Two weeks ago: "But Dave, you know what week that is!" "I know, Linda, but it's my job, and we need the money." "Money isn't everything." Jump forward - four days ago: Hi! My name is Jessica (Jesse to my friends). I'm 15 years old, slim with light brown hair, and I attend Junior High School. I live with my parents in the suburbs. It's quiet compared to the city, and my Mom really likes that. My Dad is a contractor for the city and has to drive out there every weekday....
Mother's Little Helper Chapter One Up at five thirty, in and out of the bathroom, downstairs to start breakfast. Jack's up by six and I can hear him shuffling around upstairs. I have to get back up there, rousing Amy first, my daughter, frowning at me, disliking me because I'm her mom and she's fifteen and hates me. Into Jack Junior's room, JJ, who's all of nine and smiling first thing, blinking as I hurry him out of bed. Into the nursery, getting Jilly up, she's going to need the...
Mother's Little Helper Chapter Two "Hey Gina." Gary smiled when he opened his door. "Uh, hi," I said and this time I didn't have Jilly with me, thank God. That helped a lot, but I was still very nervous. "Come on in," he said. "How are you doing?" "I'm good," I nodded. "Uh, great ... Except I'm out of pills, those, um, green ones." "Already?" He chuckled. "Here, sit down. Come on, it's okay." I let him guide me onto his sofa and Gary sat down next to me. His...
Mother's Little Helper Chapter Three "Is it Monday already?" Gary grinned at me as I stood on his front steps holding Jilly in my arms. "Shut up," I replied with a frown, squeezing past the man and into his house. "I'm hungry," Jilly said in a small voice and I shushed her. "We're going to McDonald's remember? Just..." I put her down on one of the stuffed chairs, " ... sit there and be a good girl, okay?" "Okay Mommy," she nodded. I'd picked her up from preschool and...
Mother's Little Helper Chapter Four "Late night, huh?" My husband neither smiled nor frowned, but just looked at me as I walked into the kitchen. "Macaroni for breakfast?" I looked at the plate in front of my nine year old son, Jack Junior. "It's noon," Jack said. "It's lunchtime, Mom." JJ smiled at me. "Dad put hot dogs in it." "Good." I nodded and kissed the top of his head. "Daddy's a good cook, isn't he?" "Uh-huh," he agreed around his full mouth. "Where's...
Mother's Little Helper Chapter Five I needed a snort of that coke and I had it before I even left the driveway, promptly backing into our mailbox two minutes later. That made me laugh and swear and try it again. That pill hadn't been enough. Two pills and a hit of coke, now two hits, it wasn't enough. Not for a day like the one I was having and I wasn't in a mood for more family court in my kitchen. "Fuck him." I shook my head, driving slowly because I knew I was fucked up. I went...
After the Natives got settled in... "HEY!! Wait a minute ... Just who are you calling Natives? Listen here, buster ... Political Correctness doesn't fit in this chronical. You might be writing this mess, but WE have a say in what yer doin' We were here first!" shouted Kurt. And the Peanut Gallery all shouted, "AMEN!" "Errrr ... maybe we were first ... kinda ... sorta ... but the first batch of Orientals split," explained Joanne in a rush. "They couldn't take the shaking or the...
Hello guys, it’s AlphaQ here. I’m back with my second story. My first story was about how I fucked my clients employee. I’m a 23 year old guy living in Mumbai. Feel free to contact me at So this incident took place a few months after my sex incident at my clients office with S. It was the month of April and vacations were going on. I was also on a study leave as I had my exams lined up in the month of May. It just so happened that during this time my helpers daughter A, decided to come to...
His roommate’s name was James Wotan. After Michael was able to get over his surprise he introduced himself. “How did you know about the peepholes?” Wotan shrugged as he put down his packet on the opposite bed. “My older brother went here. He filled me in on some of the…peculiarities. They’re all over the place, bedrooms, showers, classrooms. The freshmen dorms are laid out deliberately, boy, girl, boy, girl, so we can look in on each other. Watch yourself, cause you can bet, they’ve got one...
NovelsThe Helper A Short Story By Maryanne Peters I had not realised how far the house was from the main road until the taxi finally drew up beside it. It was a large house with a veranda on all sides, even larger facing the sea. Mr Golbenkian was waiting for me near the front door. He was seated in his electric wheelchair. I had not met him before then, but his warm brown eyes were as friendly as his voice on the phone. "Welcome, Tom," he said. "And thank you for being...
The plumber was nothing to look at short kind of fat ugly hair on his lip and he smelled like Ben-gay but his helper on the other hand was an a dream come true tall blond muscular with deep blue eyes I couldn't keep my eyes from straying to his crotch where a telltale bulge was visible...I knew the plumber thought I was a real woman but his helper kept stealing looks at me I suspected he was on to me even though I look totally hot as a woman and most times they can't tell some guys just...
Hi guys!!! It’s me additya here, with an incident that happened with me. I’m not a fiction writer but yes I can write what truly happened with me. So basically, I’m from Pune. I’ve a great athletic body and weight around 70 kg and height 5.9 feet so aunties and boy’s from Pune can contact me on my mail-id() and we can hangout sometimes. So starting with the incident. If you have read the previous story, you will come to know, how I got fucked by a driver in a bank. After that incident, I never...
After our semi-official movie "date," it was almost as if the dam burst and the feelings Candy and I had for each other poured out. The two of us managed to finagle our coworkers into switching shifts with us so that Candy and I worked together every time either one of us was on the schedule. This also meant that the two of us had down-time at the same time, and the two of us spent almost every minute of it together. One evening was at the company's Christmas party and dance. Candy and I...
--------------Two weeks ago:--------------"But Dave, you know what week that is!""I know, Linda, but it's my job, and we need the money.""Money isn't everything."-----------------------------Jump forward - four days ago:-----------------------------Hi! My name is Jessica (Jesse to my friends). I'm 15 years old, slim with light brown hair, and I attend Junior High School. I live with my parents in the suburbs. It's quiet compared to the city, and my Mom really likes that. My Dad is a contractor...
It’s Christmas Eve, and for the first time, we aren’t able to spend it with our children. However, we made the best of it, and had that day all planned out; sleep late, play lazy, and maybe with weather permitting go to a movie. My husband even had a holiday feast in mind, turkey, with all its trimming, green-bean casserole, baked potatoes, apple salad, and a yummy apple pie for dessert. A smile crossed my face as I remembered the comment he made. “Honey, this meal is guaranteed to spice...
"Oh yeah, that's it, get that tongue way up inside me." Jesus, this rich bitch sure loved to eat pussy. I could tell she was inexperienced, but she definitely made up for it with her enthusiasm. I sat on the lid of the toilet, my teenage legs spread wide, as she knelt between my creamy thighs with her expensive clothes on, her face plastered against my tingling wet cunt. "Bring that sweet tongue of yours up a little higher," I said as I ran my fingers through her lush auburn hair and...
Dennis The Menace: - Alice, The Mardi Gras Gang-bang Whoreby Sniper32At a collage in California, three sorority sisters were sitting around in there bedroom talking. "Finals are done, so where are we going to go for Spring Break this year?" Blondie asked. "Well there's Tijuana or Cancun" Rita said."How about skiing in Aspen, that would be fun, or we could go to Ft. Lauderdale, but that's a pretty wild place" Alice said shyly."We've been to Tijuana dozens of times, Cancun was fun until we drank...
Well, guess it's my turn now. Hi guys, I'm Dennis. I'm glad to be here, I guess. Not really. More that there's obviously something wrong with me, so I guess this is my best option. I'm twenty-five. This story happened when I was nineteen. You guys aren't going to like it, but I'm going to tell it anyway. I believe her name was Katie. She was petit, brown-haired, wore a white t-shirt with glitter on it and short cut-off denim shorts. She must have been a freshman like myself. We both went to...
College SexWinterhaven was the night before last, its Christmas Eve now and the Konders family was in full Christmas time mode. Sam’s mom Brittany was at the mall picking up a few last-minute stocking stuffers to add to all of the little kids stockings and Dad was at work driving his oil tanker hoping to be home in plenty of time for the evenings festivities. Alex was at work with Brian, both of whom worked at a local car dealership as ‘lot attendants’, washing cars, putting up sales prices on the...
The Laundry Helper By TheNewGerrie I was standing in the laundry room taking the clothes out of the drier when I did something that changed my life forever. I have no idea what made me pick up my wife's slip and hold it against my body. I was just idly wondering what the material must be like to wear when my wife suddenly cleared her throat right behind me. I think I almost screamed. I don't know if it was just the surprise of having someone sneak up behind me or the...
Secret Agent’s Helper 1-8-2018 The bar was busier than June expected, but then, the hotel was busier than usual this weekend too. It looked like there was some sort of artist convention and a wedding reception both being held in the hotel itself. From the entrance coming from the hotel lobby, she scanned the crowded bar. There were several large groups obviously from the artist convention / show, decked out in their ‘I’m making a statement clothes’ and the like, boisterously talking...
"Tell me a story, Daddy." Martina was settled in next to me on the sofa, snuggling and cuddling after our dinner, in the mood not for a television show, but one of my stories. "Tell me a fun one!" By that, she meant a naughty one. She liked those. Our bedtime stories and after-dinner time had become more and more intimate since we'd been living on our own. "Tell me the one about when Yvette was your helper at that concert.". . . . . Oh yes. I recalled. That was the day I played a 4th Of July...
I wanted to do some spring cleaning so I sent my husband off for the day and got my neighbor's son to come over and help me. We made a lot of progress during the first hour then Mike, my helper, all of a sudden jumped up and said he needed to go to the bathroom. After about fifteen minutes I went to check to him. I found him in my bedroom. He was naked on my bed with hand lotion laying beside him. He had a massive and very painful erection. It would seem that I had dressed for work, only a...
Helper Sissy Hubby - Chapter 2 ? by: Sexy Wifey Since Sissy Hubby was already dressed up in his lacy womens' underwear, 5" high heels, breast forms, red wig and makeup, and since I'd already made him give several blowjobs, I figured it was MY turn for a little sexual action. I motioned for one of our male playmates to sit in the middle of the couch. Then I said, "Now, Sissy Hubby, get down on your knees in front of my 'new lover' and start sucking on his dick. I want you to get...
Helper Sissy Hubby - Chapter One: Tittie Crazy ? by: Sexy Wifey "What's this, honey?' I innocently asked my husband, pulling a lacy underwire bra from the bottom of his sock drawer. He turned beet red and stammered a few things about how my underwear must've gotten mixed in with his. "But dear, you know I don't usually wear anything as lacy and racy as this!" I was smiling, now. I'd known all along that he liked to dress up in women's underwear. And now, I had the 'goods' on...
Claire's Little Helper By Emma Smith Sunday, 25 August 2002 Chapter 1 Update I suppose I should start by bringing people up to date with some of the things that have happened to me since last time. To be honest there isn't a great deal to tell but I'll give you the highlights, such as they are. I've had a few more trips out and my sister has been much more responsible on calling on me as her stand in. In fact she hasn't done it to me since last time. She did take me out to...
Cindy's Helper It was the first day of the summer holidays and I was looking forward to lazing around for six weeks. Mum had suggested I get a holiday job but so far I had not had any success, there were very few jobs in our town and no one seemed to need any help. Had I known how my summer was to change I would have made more of an effort at finding one. Both mum and dad worked and as I knew neither would be back before five o'clock I was sitting on the sofa playing with myself....
HH8: Shanti's Pregnancy Helper, part of the HH series TG adult fiction by talltglover. If you are offended by men or women having sex with transgenders or hermaphrodites, or live in an area where such activity is illegal, or are too young to be reading adult erotica, please do not continue. This story is unlike most of my other fiction, which concerns men turning into women (conceptually) or hermaphrodites and having sex with other men. This story was written as a special request,...
20150410 0637 Sorry for my bad English, as it is not my native languange. This is a short story of multiple body swap. When Peter, a 26 year old programmer, got asked for a favor by his Mother, he just have to be a good helper... ----- 'Today, i HAVE to finished that app!' Peter said to himself. Enter Saturday, which should be a good day to get plenty of fun and rest, after 5 days of working. But for Peter, he had to finish the app he was assigned to. Peter is a 26 year old...
Be a good helper - a body swap(s) story - part 2 20170423 wow it's long time since the 1st part so here you go and warning! may contain's inapropriate scene, leaning toward incest recap from 1st part: Peter, 26 year male, just swapped body with neighbor Mrs.Crawler, about 60 year old. But before that, his mother, Julie, had swapped body with Mrs.Crawler. So currently Peter become Mrs.Crawler, Mrs.Crawler bcome Julie, and Julie become...