Tim The Teenage MCPart XXI 7 A Pickled Matter
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Narook's legs were heavy by the time he reached his destination. There was nothing else on his mind than to get a good meal and then off to bed. But the traveling bard still had to stop and appreciate the sight before him. Narook had heard plenty of tales about the Dragon's Hoard tavern. Yet standing before it was another beast altogether. It wasn't uncommon for taverns and inns to pop up along travel routes. However, they usually were close to settlements. The farther away...
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I love pickles. Sweet, dill, big, small, I have a passion for pickles. Therefore I was overjoyed when I met the pickle lady. I chanced upon a farmer’s market one Saturday morning in a new part of town. At least it was new to me. There was the obligatory table displaying jars of pickles in various shapes, sizes and flavors. There was a small hand-made sign saying The Pickle Lady and, behind the table the pickle lady herself. She appeared to be on the far side of 50, like me. She had blonde...
I strode up the walkway carrying my big satchel over my shoulder toward the front door of the next house. The sun shone bright and the temperature felt perfect to be out and about doing my job. I am a pickle juice salesman. Not a lot of people have heard of such a profession but you will soon enough. It will come to your city. The company is just starting out but we’re having great success. I rang the doorbell and waited patiently. In less that a minute I was rewarded with an open door. “Good...
“Don’t touch me!” I yelped with a loud tone. “What’s wrong toothpick? Is something bothering you? Are you on drugs?’ She asked with an uneasy tone. “No, I just want to be left alone right now.” She was stun I guess because ever since known me I always said “no ma’am or yes ma’am whenever she asked me something. “Alright I just wanted to make sure you were ok.” With a forced smile I said “Yeah I’m alright it’s just I’m having one of those days.” I guess she could tell something was wrong...
“Its so small honey. Do you think it will eve grow?” when I was 3 After her it was my cousin Stacey. “Hey look at the bight side little cousin. No one will ever know or notice when you have a hard on at school.” When I was 11 The last but not least was Ash. “John don’t worry if no one want’s to marry you because you have a small dick I will.” I miss those times we you to play house a lot; with me as the mom and her as the dad. (don’t laugh I been told I make a mean mud pie) And for no...
“Don’t touch me.” I yelp with a loud tone. ’What wrong little toothpick? Is something bothering you? Are you on drugs?’ She ask with a uneasy tone. ’No! I just want to be left alone right now. She was stun (I guess because ever since knowing me. I always said “no ma’am, and yes ma’am” when ever she ask me something.) “Alright I just wanted to make sure you were ok.” With a force smile I said “ Yeah I’m alright it’s just one of those days.” I guess she could tell something was wrong because...
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Straight Sex‘Just wake the fuck up already toothpick. Mom told me to wake you up” Sara said in a sassy tone, knowing that it would irritate me as she left my room. “Yeah go fuck yourself fat ass” I said quietly because I knew she would kick my ass if she heard me. I got dress and went down stairs, And to my surprise my childhood friend Ashley was at the table eating. “Oh look who finally woke up it’s the star of the show toothpick himself.” While she was stuffing her face with pancakes. “Shouldn’t...
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