An Incest Birthday Chapter 20- Part 1 free porn video

I woke up at 8:07 to an empty bed, which was unusual for two reasons these last few weeks; one, I don’t get up that early normally, and two, due to all the stuff we’ve done in one day the last few weeks, getting up early was the last thing on either of our lists, mine or Rita’s. I sat up and wiped the sleep out of my eyes as I prepared to get ready for another “play date” with the Ashley's. Three weeks have passed since we found out we had to hang out with Ashley, and what a three weeks they turned out to be. It took us some serious convincing on our part, but we managed to persuade Stephanie and Chris to come with us when we went to hang with Ashley and her friends, much to their dismay, and our relief. The prospect of no contact for three weeks was the nail in the coffin, but we were still in their favor for even agreeing. Speaking of no contact, due to Ashley's sexist and strictly stupid schedule Rita and I didn’t get any alone time for that entire first week, the last being when we ganged up on Aunt Lisa (which according to mom we almost got caught by did twice). It was too risky to try anything again with dad there so we didn’t do anything, but true to her word, the second dad was out of the house unexpectedly that second week, Rita was raping me, literally, she was the one fucking me, but I didn’t care one bit. The next two weeks slowed down a little from the first week, but it was still occupied by her schedule, every single day. Surprisingly though, it wasn’t all bad. The girls got to enjoy all the girly stuff they didn’t get to do often, like the manicures and pedicures, shopping without a limit, relaxing in a spa, things like that, and it was nice to see them happy. There was only one day that Chris and I were able to fully enjoy, and that was fat Tuesday. Nothing but candy, fast food, pizza, chocolate, pop, chips, and whatever else fattening we could get for the whole day we had it, and afterwards none of us could move from the spot we were in, so we always ended up spending the night over Ashley's that day, but it was well worth it. we also came to a kind of truce with the “Ashley's.” It took some real patience and a lot of biting our tongue, but as the weeks went we all began to tolerate each other, even started being nice. Don’t know how long it’ll last, but at least for now it was there. As fun (yeah, I actually said that) as these last few weeks have been, though, Rita and I wanted a break for just us, a day where we could just stay at home and be in each other’s company, but its hard to get that when no one can know about our relationship. We had to hope that maybe Ashley wanted a day to herself to kick back and do nothing, a day where she didn’t wanna be bothered by anyone. That hope was shattered as fast as it formed when my phone rang from the nightstand, the unmistakable ring tone guaranteed it wasn’t a random person, but it was Ashley, fuck.

“Hello,” I drudged out, pretending to be woken from my sleep.

“Cedar Point! My treat! Get up, get dressed, and get over here with everyone asap!”

“I just woke up Ashley I need…”

“Come on you’re wasting time! I wanna get there when it opens! Lots of rides to ride!”

“Ok well you gotta get off the phone so I can get ready.”

“Hurry up! Lots to do, millennium forces to ride! And bring swimsuits!”

She hung up and I got out of bed and drudged to the bathroom, wiping the rest of the sleep from my eyes. After I did my morning ritual I went back to our room and called up Chris to let him know of the days plans.

“Hello?” Chris said as I undoubtedly woke him from his sleep.

“Hey man, were going to Cedar Point today, get dressed and get to Ashley's asap.”

“Wait what? Cedar Point? I don’t have a lot of money left, she made me use it all.”

“Shes paying for it.”

“Really? All of us? Well that changes everything,” he said springing awake.

“We gotta get over there pretty much now though.”

“That’s cool. Need to take a shower and stuff but ok.”

“Alright see ya at Ashley's.”

I hung up the phone and sat for a minute. Even though we were going with Ashley and her group of followers, I was kinda excited to go to Cedar Point, not to mention they actually cooled off on their bitchy attitudes a little, which made it a little easier to put up with them. I grabbed up my towel and my phone and headed to the shower just as Rita was going to the room.

“Ashley's taking up to Cedar Point, she wants to get there when it opens.”

“Yeah I just got off the phone with her. Is it me or are you more excited than usual?”

“Hey its Cedar Point! I’ll deal with them another day for that, plus we can ditch them.”

“Yeah we could, I didn’t even think of that!”

“Ok well I’m getting in the shower, I’ll be out in a second.”

“Want some company?” Rita grinned.

“Dads here.”

“Didn’t stop us last night.”

“And he’s awake.”

“Ok if you don’t wanna shower with me then I’ll…”

“Ok, we gotta be quiet though, if someone comes to the door I’ll say I’m shaving or something.”

“Randy you don’t even have a razor!”

“Yeah whatever come on!”

We snuck into the bathroom together and turned on the shower. I locked the door and climbed in to see Rita had already started soaping herself up in the back of the shower. I got in front of her and sat under the water for a second, letting it wake me up. Rita grabbed her loofah and soaped me up too, then stretched her soapy hands reach around me to get my front, and when she found my cock, she seemed all too happy to start stroking it.

“I knew you had ulterior motives! We don’t have enough time, not even for a quickie,” I said.

She pouted like a little girl who couldn’t get a pony. “Not even a little one?”

“Nope, we gotta get to Ashley's with enough time to get to the place when it opens.”

“And since when did you start listening to Ashley so eagerly?”

“I figure its best to go along instead of argue with her, it saves a lot of headaches, plus it doesn’t hurt that we get into the best theme park in town free of charge.”

“That’s a shame, I was feeling really horny today too…”

I turned around and picked her up by her ass. “Ok maybe we have a little time.”

“That’s more like it.”

I went to kiss her at the very second my phone started to ring, guess who.

“Why did you even bring your phone in here!” Rita whined.

I shrugged as I dried off my hand and answered the phone. “Ashley I…”

“Is everyone on the way yet?”

“I’m in the shower right now! Can you hear the water?”

“What? Stop moving so slow!”

“Ashley you called me like five minutes ago…”

“Plenty time for a shower! Now come on, wash that little thing and get over here!”

She hung up and a stared at the phone before I sat it down, trying to hold in a laugh.

“What she say?”

“She said to wash my little thing and get over there with everyone.”

“Now shes definitely waiting,” Rita said as she hopped back on me and guided my cock into her. “Uuugh god, little my ass! This thing stretches me out every time you put it inside me…”

She rested her head on my shoulder as I pulled her up and down in my cock, washing the soap off of her in the process. I had to keep shushing her to remind her of where we were, but you know Rita, once she has my cock inside her, almost nothing else matters.

“When was the last time we had sex in the shower?” Rita asked.

“I don’t remember, a couple months back I think, why?”

“I forgot how great it feels when you push into me when I’m under the hot water, I can’t tell if it’s the shower, or if I’m really wet.”

“Remember, quiet, we don’t wanna get caught having sex first thing in the morning.”

“Keep sliding that cock in me and I’ll cum in no time, I promise!”

She looked me in the eyes as she rode me in the shower, good thing we had a floor mat in there or we would’ve fell on our ass for sure. She hugged me tight as our skin started clapping together from our conjoined movement. She squeezed me tighter as her orgasm approached, right as someone knocked on the bathroom door.

“Hey whose in there?” dad yelled from the other side of the door.

I started to put her down and say something, but she put her hand over my mouth. “Shhh, just don’t stop. ME DAD, I’M ALMOST FINISHED, JUST WASHING MY HAIR!”

“Ok honey, I gotta get in there too, leave me some hot water!”

“OK I’LL BE OUT IN A SECOND!”

Imagine Rita, having a normal conversation with our dad, while her titties bounced in my face as she rode my cock under a hot steamy shower while trying her hardest not to moan. Yeah. I swear she doesn’t even try to be sexy, it just happens. She squeezed my neck again and let out labored breaths to stop from screaming, and when that didn’t work she bit my neck.

“Rita are you…”

“Yes, I’m cumming! Don’t move, just stand sti- oh my god!”

She held on to me for what seemed like minutes, and when I felt her body go limp, I pulled her off my cock and let her stand on her own legs, which didn’t quite work out. After just having an orgasm her legs were like jello, so I sat her down on the tub floor and stood back up, my still hard cock pointing at her as she looked up at it.

“Give me a second, I’m not done with that thing yet.”

“We don’t have time, I have to get out of here before dad comes back.”

She sighed, but knew I was right. “Ok, I’ll be fine. As soon as my legs start working again I’ll be right behind you. Bring me a towel in here please.”

I gave her a kiss and made sure the coast was clear before grabbing my stuff and bolting to our room. I threw on some boxers and took a towel in the bathroom and walked back through our door just as mom was coming up the stairs. I kept walking to avoid any more delays and closed the door to finish getting dressed, only for Ashley to call for the third time in half an hour.

“Yeah Ashley.”

“Are you on the way?”

“I’m getting dressed.”

“What? How are you not ready yet!”

“Because you keep calling me! I can’t do stuff when I have to keep answering the phone!”

“If we’re late Randy…”

“Its only a forty five minute drive from here at most, its not even nine o’clock yet.”

“If you’re not here at 9:15 exactly...”

“Is anyone else even there?”

“My friends are. Waiting on you two and Stephanie and Chris, bunch of slowpokes…”

“We’re leaving in no more than ten minutes.”

“Hurry up…”

We hung up just as Rita came through the door in the towel using the hair straightener thing. “That was Ashley again? What is it with her today?”

“Apparently she really likes amusement parks, they’re waiting on us.”

“No time for breakfast?” Rita asked as she started getting dressed.

“We can stop by Burger King on the way.”

I threw on some khaki shorts and a white ac/dc tshirt and Rita put on Capri shorts and a hello kitty shirt with flip flops. It was 8:51 when we finished getting dressed and headed out the door yelling goodbye to everyone. With our stomachs growling, we pulled into Burger King and grabbed a couple croissants and smashed them on the way to Ashley's, not even bothering to talk. We pulled up just as Stephanie and Chris did to see “The Ashley's” all waiting on the porch.

“9:09, cutting it really close, I almost called you again,” Ashley said as we walked up.

“Please don’t, you called me enough for one day,” I responded.

“Well ok, let’s go. I hope you all ate because we’re going straight there. Randy, I hope you know how to get there because you get to drive,” she said as she handed me the keys.

I didn’t know whether to be happy I got to drive her Cadillac or pissed because I had to drive the Cadillac the whole trip there, no one wants to be the one to drive, that’s why she dumped it on me. I let it go and got in the driver’s seat, planning to take it out on the truck. Chris jumped shotgun and the rest of the girls piled in the seats in the back. I did kinda know how to get there, but I wanted to be sure, so after messing with the gps for a while I got or destination programmed in and we were off.

We weren’t on the road for five minutes before all the gossip started. Becky, Carina, and Dana sat in the row behind us and Rita, Steph, and Ashley sat in the one behind them, with Ashley in the middle. They would whisper for a few seconds then burst out in laughter as only girls know how to do, I’d been glancing in the rear view mirror watching for about ten minutes before they finally caught me.

“Hey eyes on the road, this is girl talk!” Carina yelled.

“Its everybody talk with how loud you guys are,” I retaliated.

“Back seaters only, just make sure we don’t die on the way there.”

“I feel like a damn chauffeur, without the getting paid part,” I complained.

“You’re going to Cedar Point, that’s payment enough. Now get us there safely driver, and put on your hat,” Becky said throwing a cowgirl hat at me which everyone thought was hysterical.

“Don’t sweat it man, at least no ones jumping down anyones throat,” Chris said.

“Yeah true. I’m not driving back I tell you that much, I’ll catch the bus before I do.”

“They’ll probably have me drive back then so they can go to sleep, and if I say no then I’m their new favorite target, no offense.”

“Cool. Well you have fun with that, at least they’ll be tired when you drive, I got em all loud and hyper, come on twenty more minutes, hurry up and get here.”

I zoned out and focused on the gps and the rest of the ride there. While the twenty minutes didn’t go by quickly, it did go by, and before I knew it, we were pulling in the parking lot. Ashley gave me the money to pay and we got a rather good parking spot close to the entrance. I checked the time, 9:52, just enough time to walk to the gate, pay, and get in. I looked at Ashley and pointed to the time to rub it in, and she responded with a mock pat on the back. Whatever, I won, it was a small victory yeah, but against Ashley I’ll take it. We got out of the truck and headed for the entrance when Ashley stopped us so she could get a quick word in.

“Ok everyone listen up, we’re gonna stay together as a group except for bathrooms and stuff, we’re gonna eat together, and most important, we’re gonna ride all the roller coasters, ALL THE ROLLER COASTERS! None of that “I’m scared” crap, we go on everything.” She looked at me as I was laughing to myself. “What Randy, you scared of roller coasters or something?”

“No, I actually agree with you. No point in coming if you’re scared to get on anything.”

I was laughing because I caught Becky and Danas face when Ashley said we were getting on everything, they’re scared of roller coasters, definitely the millennium force, I can tell, and with it being damn near right at the front I could bet that’s the first ride we were getting on. They probably didn’t bet on being forced to go on anything, which made this day great before it even started, I can’t wait to see their faces when we get to the top of the hill.

“Ok everyone ok with that? Good. Let’s go!” Ashley said sprinting towards the entrance.

True to her word, Ashley paid for everyone to get in, and she bought line jumper passes for everyone, which aren’t cheap. She gave everyone a pass and as soon as we were into the park she said exactly what I knew she was gonna say.

“First ride millennium force everyone, let’s go!”

Knew it. They were scared holding each other’s hands the whole time we were walking to it. We got to the line and jumped to the front thanks to our passes and in about five minutes time we were watching the next cart roll up in front of us.

“Come on Ashley, do we have to get on this?” Becky pleaded.

“You heard what I said, everyone gets on everything, no exceptions!”

“Really though, the millennium force first? We can’t build up to it or something? Start with something smaller like Blue Streak?” Dana followed.

“How do you go from Millennium Force to Blue Streak? Scaredy cats,” Chris teased.

“No, were already in line, we’re going on it! And since you two wanna be babies after I already said we have to go on everything, you get to ride in the first cart.”

The green light came on just as Ashley finished her sentence and we all got in the carts behind the first one so they didn’t have a choice. They stood there scared, and also holding up the line, which is what they probably were planning to do.

“You two, are you in or out?” the ride operator asked.

“They’re in, come on, get in the cart or go wait in the car,” Ashley said as she got locked in.

Both girls paused then slowly climbed in the front cart as the operator locked them in. Rita and I were sitting directly behind them and we saw they had a death grip on the bar; I would be lying if I said I didn’t love this. The operator gave his speech and before we knew it, we were heading around the corner and up the hill.

“HEY, HOW YOU TWO DOING UP THERE!” Carina teased behind us.

“Shut up Carina!” Becky retaliated a little agitated.

“HEY, WHATEVER YOU DO, LOOK DOWN!” Chris teased as we got to the top of the hill and rounded the corner.

“Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god,” Dana kept repeating.

“HERE COMES THE FUN PART!” Ashley yelled as the cart went over the edge and sped downhill. Both Rita and I had our hands in the air screaming in joy, but Dana and Carina were locked on to the bar screaming as if they were getting killed. They held it all the way to the bottom and around the first turn, but they never took their hands off the bar.

“Seeeee, that waaasnt so baaaad,” I said with extreme wind hitting my face.

“Shut up Randy, just shut up!” I couldn’t tell who said it because I was too busy laughing.

As usual, the camera snuck up on us, but we probably had a good picture. We came to a stop shortly after, and it wasn’t until that moment that they finally took their hands off the bars.

“See? You didn’t have anything to be scared of you big babies!” Ashley teased as we got out.

“You’re a bitch for that, we could’ve had heart attacks!” Becky complained.

“You’ll live. Now that you did that one, the others will be a walk in the park, then we go again!”

“No, were not going on it again!” Dana jumped in.

“Yes you are, we get on everything remember?”

“We already got on it, you didn’t say anything about repeats, so we’re done with this one!”

Ashley relented, knowing she lost on a technicality. “Fine you big babies. I’m buying the picture then, I know your faces are jacked up.”

We went to the TV screen and found our sections, and sure enough, their faces were jacked up. Their hair was wild in the wind with horror screams burned on their faces while the rest of us were all smiles, Ashley wasted no time buying the pictures. We got lockers near the front and put the pictures and bags in there so we wouldn’t have to carry them around, and I kept the keys on me since my shorts had zippers on the pockets, I wore those especially for today. We bound back in the park and headed to the Mantis which was next to the Millennium Force. Once again, thanks to our passes we jumped to the front of the line and were on it in no time. This coaster fared way better than the Force for Becky and Dana because it wasn’t nearly as high and we got to stand, so about time the pictures came around they looked like they were actually having fun. We went for the Maverick, Power Tower, and the Top Thrill Dragster in the next hour and a half or so, by then more people with line jumping passes were showing up so we didn’t get to get straight on like earlier, but it was still no more than a fifteen minute wait.

We got pictures for every ride that took one, all paid for by Ashley, most were Rita, Steph, Chris and I all in the same row so that made them all that much better. Over the last hour the sun had slowly come out, but in the last ten minutes it came out completely, increasing the temperature by at least twenty degrees. We were all starting to sweat a little.

“It’s so hot now! You guys wanna go to the water park now?” Ashley asked.

“What? You actually asked us instead of telling us?” Rita joked.

“Yeah you have a point, we’re going to the waterpark, let’s go!”

“I didn’t bring a bathing suit, I didn’t know we were getting in the water,” Stephanie said.

“Wha… no one told you? No its ok, I remember I packed extras, didn’t know which one to pick out so I just brought them all, lucky for you,” Ashley said.

“Yeah I didn’t bring any shorts either,” Chris followed up.

“I can’t help you Chris, unless you wanna wear some bikini bottoms.” Everyone laughed.

“Nah that’s ok, I’ll just watch you guys swim or something.”

“I think they have shops where you can buy shorts, we can at least check,” I said.

“Ok, we’ll go change and meet at the giant water fountain fifteen minutes after we get to the waterpark, don’t take all day,” Ashley said.

“Said the six women who don’t wanna get their hair wet,” Chris fired back.

“Not today, were going all out in the water, no holding back,” Ashley said and everyone backed her, smiling back and flipping their hair through their hands.

“That’s even better, we’ll meet you down there then.”

We went to the locker to get our bags and put the pictures in then walked to the waterpark. Chris and I branched off from the girls to go in the shop and sure enough, they did have swim shorts, lucky. Chris bought a pair with whales on it (either that or dolphins) and we went to change. We changed, had our stuff in the locker, and were under the fountain with two minutes to spare, and just like we predicted, the girls weren’t there. I don’t even know why they gave such a short time frame knowing they weren’t gonna meet it, maybe it was just to have us wait on purpose. After an extra fifteen minutes they all finally walked into view, and I tell you, I would’ve waited another hour, because what a view it was. Just imagine six girls in two piece bikinis all smiles as they walked up to you, yeah, they all looked so damn hot it was unbelievable. Rita had on a hello kitty bikini, Steph had one with clouds on it, Becky had on the American flag, Carinas was white with fire all over it, Dana had the playboy bunnies on hers, and even Ashley looked hot with her green leaves bikini on, though I would never say that out loud, or think it. Chris and I both stood there, me in my sunset shorts, him in his whale shorts, as they all walked up to us still giggling and what not.

“Nice shorts Chris, were they all out of the kittens and puppies!” Ashley joked.

“It was either this or dolphins, or boxers, and I didn’t feel like getting kicked out…”

“I like em, not anybody can pull these off,” Rita said tugging at his shorts.

“Yeah I bet you would like to “pull those off” wouldn’t you?” Becky said.

“I don’t know, I like Randys better, what girl doesn’t love a sunset?” Stephanie jumped in.

She and Rita exchanged glances then smiled to play it off, and Chris and I both gave each other that knowing look as they felt up our chest in front of the girls.

“Oh get a room all four of you! Come on before some little kids start perving at us!” Ashley said.

As we walked through the waterpark seeing where to stop at first the girls were getting looks from just about every guy we passed, even some girls. While we were walking a few guys would come up and try to hit on them, even while Chris and I were standing there, but the conversation always ended with “sorry, I’ll pass, but thanks.” We settled on going down the big slide and staying in the pool area when we got to the bottom. The Ashley's went down first, and to keep up appearances, Rita went down with Chris and I went down with Stephanie, who instead of sitting down in front of me like Rita did, laid down on top of me chest to chest the whole way down. She whispered something, but I didn’t catch what it was. I knew once they saw up come out of the opening someone was gonna say something.

“Eww were you two fucking on the slide down?” Dana asked.

“Yep. We had the quickest quickie ever. Best twenty-five seconds of my life,” I said back.

“That probably sounds about normal, maybe ten seconds too much,” Becky jumped in.

“Yeah? And how would you know. Watching me in action huh, I knew it,” I said taking a page from Ashley's book and flipping the script.

“For your information I…”

I didn’t let her finish before I pushed a big wave in her face. That got everyone going as we pushed water anywhere in front of us, even at people we didn’t know. We were actually having fun. All of us. I was surprised to see it but yeah, everyone had smiles on their faces messing around with each other, who would’ve thought? Chris dove underwater and came up under Carina, making her flip around in the air before splashing down, and I followed suit on Rita, then on Becky for good measure. One by one we dunked them all, and saved Ashley for last, Chris and I both double teaming her, throwing her as high as we could before she came thundering down. When she came up her bathing suit had moved to where her left tit almost came out, but she immediately saw it and fixed it. They all finally had enough of us and three of them came after one of us to try to dunk us, Rita, Becky, And Ashley on me and Carina, Stephanie, and Dana on Chris. We had been manhandling them for the better part of half an hour so we figured we’d let them win. They didn’t so much as dunk us as kick our legs from under us and push us underwater, but it still had the same effect, and when we came up, they were waiting to do it again, even use their bodies as weight to help push us under. After we’d had enough for the moment, we got out and went to find eight lawn chairs to go and lay out on, which took a good while. The girls started putting sun tan lotion on their legs and whatnot, but Chris and I passed and just camped out next to them.

“Hey, looks like you need some help with that, I can get your back for you,” some random guy who was walking by said to Rita.

“That’s ok, that’s what I have him for,” Rita said as she tossed the bottle of sunscreen on Chris’ lap. They were out in flocks, almost as soon as he left another guy looking like that guy from Jersey Shore came right behind him, this time it was Ashley's turn to get hit on.

“Why don’t you relax and let me do that for you, I can rub out any sore muscles too if you like?”

“Tempting, but I already have a personal masseuse,” Ashley said staring at me.

“That was the first and last time,” I said recalling when she made me give her a foot massage.

“Well something’s obviously wrong with him that he doesn’t wanna touch you, come on, I’ve been told these hands are magical,” he said holding his hands up for her to see.

I started to say something, but Rita grabbed me wrist and shook her head no and rolled her eyes at the guy. He was just trying to impress Ashley, but he picked the wrong one out of the group for that. Instead, both Chris and I rubbed the tan lotion on everyones back; Chris even did Ashley while she was still talking to the guy! He definitely saw his chances slipping away.

“I guarantee you a night you will never forget,” he said as Chris sat back down.

“Yeah like I haven’t heard that before, I’m gonna have to pass.”

“At least tell me your name?”

“What are you gonna do with it?”

“Take the lady it belongs to out to dinner tonight.”

We were all watching like there was a big fight going on, watching this guy try all his best pickup lines only to have Ashley squash then with no effort at all was really entertaining.

Ashley sat there staring at him, and then sat up a little in her chair. “Now to me that sounds like a line you’ve said to every other girl here, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. If you can find me outside the waterpark today before it closes I’ll take you up on your offer, if not, then there are plenty other women to choose from here.”

“Not many with a fiery attitude and the hair to match.”

“We’ll just have to see if it was meant to be then,” she said biting the end of her glasses.

He smiled and looked her over one more time before he walked off, then turned and looked back, but Ashley didn’t even budge.

“Ashley what is wrong with you? I totally would have gave him my number!” Becky said.

“And your panties too, tramp!” Carina joked.

“Just because you haven’t had sex in six months doesn’t mean I don’t want to,” Becky said back.

“That’s because I choose not to, I don’t need to give it up every day like you do!”

Rita jerked and held her stomach like she’d been shot. She looked at me and mouthed “never fucking happening” as she shook her head no, not even checking to see if anyone saw her, which luckily no one did because of Becky and Carinas bickering.

“Will you two cut it out, you’re both sluts! Becky is just a more recent one,” Ashley said.

“And these conversations are normal between you all?” Chris asked.

“Basically yeah, think of it as advanced girl talk 101, only the important stuff,” Dana said.

“If that’s your idea of basic, then I’m definitely a few classes behind,” Stephanie said.

“Don’t worry, we’ll catch you up in no time,” Becky grinned.

Stephanie laughed it off and fixed her bikini; Becky’s words suddenly making her feel naked.

“Speaking of catch, anyone up for water football? Chris asked pulling a football out of nowhere.

“You know what? That actually sounds fun,” Ashley said.

“As long as we get to hit each other,” Carina said staring down Becky.

“We’ll go blondes vs everything else, Randy you throw the ball for them, Chris you throw for us, NFL rules. We better not lose either,” Ashley said giving him a fake death stare.

“What do you know about NFL rules?” I challenged.

“There’s a lot you don’t know about me,” she grinned. “Come on, let’s go!”

We went to the 4ft deep section so our top halves would be over the water. With all the people there, we would have to play around them, but that wasn’t what I was concerned about.

“Ok, we each start at the ends, touchdowns are that blue flag right there and that green flag down at the other end, the only first down is that pole right there in between both flags. You have to catch it above water for it to count, and once the ball touches the water, the play is over, and we’re playing tackle, the quarterback can only run if he gets rushed, and we’ll play to three, no win by two, everyone ok with that?” Chris said in a nutshell.

Surprisingly we didn’t have to explain anything to anyone, for girly girls they knew the basic concept of football, who knew. We did paper, rock scissors for ball and we won, so we went first going towards the green flag. First play I threw it to Becky and as soon as she caught it and turned around Carina smacked her with a hit Ray Lewis would be proud of.

“That’s right! Don’t come in my area unless you wanna get put down blondie!” Carina gloated when Becky came from underwater.

“Wait till you get the ball, I’m gonna throw you into the wall!” Becky retaliated.

I lined up to throw again and saw Chris staring at me creepy like. “The hell are you doing?”

“She’s not the devil!”

“What?”

“She’s not the devil, she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!”

“What? Who? I never said anyone was the devil!”

“She’s the most beautiful woman in the world!”

“What the hell… HIKE!”

As I was looking for someone to get open Chris came at me like a serial killer as fast as he could through the water. No matter what I did he was right there, chasing after me. It was trying desperately to throw to someone, but no one was open, and with all the people walking around and playing in the water it was hard to keep vision on them, so I resigned to getting hit. He didn’t just hit me, he lifted me and threw me back in the water, I didn’t even get a chance to throw the ball away. When I came back up, everyone on the other team was laughing, along with a few bystanders.

“I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry man,” Chris fake cried.

“The Waterboy?”

“Yep.”

“Asshole.”

He went back to play safety this time since we were so far back, so I had more time to throw. I hiked the ball and everyone went toward the pole so we could get a first down. I motioned Rita to go right since everyone was going left and threw her the ball, she initially dropped it but it hung in the air long enough for her to catch it again, but short of the stick. On fourth down I knew Chris would have them play short, so I told Stephanie to go to the touchdown and Rita to slide across, I would make it look like I was running. I snapped the ball and they fell for it like I thought they would, Chris was chasing me and Ashley was on Rita but she was open, but I looked up and saw Dana a good four feet behind Stephanie chasing her, so I took a chance and threw it, and she caught in right in the endzone.

“That’s right! I own you!” Stephanie said to Dana as she spiked the ball in the water.

We were all cheering and Ashley's team was pissed but then we got back to the game. Chris took quarterback and threw to Ashley the first two plays, then ran for a first down when I rushed him and missed. He threw to Carina the next play and she dropped the ball, but Becky still hit her anyway, she was a little pissed when she came out of the water.

“Isn’t that a flag? She hit me late!” Carina complained.

“No I didn’t, I hit you when you dropped the ball. You just got scared!” Becky teased.

The next play he threw to Dana to get them halfway there, and the one after that, even though I didn’t officially sack him, it might as well have been one because he threw the ball to nowhere just as I tackled him. On their last chance he had Ashley and Dana cross, and when Rita got hung up on them, Ashley came free and caught the touchdown.

“That’s how it’s done! Here, you can keep that, might be worth something someday,” she said fake signing the ball and giving it to me.

On the next two series, we scored and they didn’t, then the one after that they scored and we didn’t, and on the last one we had the ball with game point. Immediately Chris came rushing after me, but I was ready for it this time. I told Rita if he did that to catch a screen pass then throw it back to me if Chris chased her, and that’s exactly what he did. When Rita caught the pass everyone went after her, leaving me wide open, and she just tossed a floater to me that I easily caught and ran in for the game winning touchdown.

“What was that? That wasn’t legal!” Chris complained.

“Yes it was, Rita was behind the line when I threw her the ball, and she threw a forward pass, and the ball never hit the water, so that’s game.”

He stood there for a second, realizing I was right, then turned to Ashley who immediately dunked him underwater. “What was that for?” Chris asked when he came up.

“For costing us the game, we had em beat!”

“Hey we all chased after her! Go tackle them too!”

“Nope, you’re the guy, its your fault.”

“Hey you both equally lost, you have to buy the winners lunch,” I gloated.

“Hey, we didn’t say anything about buying lunch,” Dana said.

“Its only fitting that the winners get something, if you win next time we’ll buy lunch.”

“Let’s play again, you won on a lucky play,” Ashley said.

“Nope, we’ll stay undefeated, plus we still have a lot of rides to get on, its past two,” Rita said.

“We’re not done, we’ll play when we got home if we have to,” Ashley said.

“That’s fine with me, I play better on the ground anyway, more food for us,” I said.

“Since you sprung loser buys food on us you’ll have to settle for a pretzel. They have the big soft ones on the stand outside the waterpark where we came in at,” Chris stand.

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