The Jade Box
Genni Smith
'Phone Susan,' Emma, the receptionist told her. 'It's your
daughter.'
Susan Denton looked at her watch and frowned. With a mother's
intuition she knew something must be wrong. 'Jade. What's up?'
'You better get home mum.' Jade's voice betrayed her normally
stoic approach to all emergencies.
'What's wrong? Is it Stuart?'
'Sort of. Just come home. Please.'
On the twenty-minute drive back to her house all manner of
possibilities ran through the mother's mind. Everything from a
bad cut to a broken bone right up to a freak twister that knocked
down the house leaving her son in the rubble.
She blamed herself for not being at home more often but since the
divorce six years ago she had to work to pay for the little
luxuries of life. Like food, the mortgage, her kid's schooling
and electricity.
She also thought about her two children. Jade at almost seventeen
was a lot like her in many ways. Petite and blonde Jade was very
good looking, a fact she used to her advantage on many occasions.
The girl was the student of the two and sometimes took life a
little too seriously for Susan's comfort.
Her son, Stuart, two weeks off his fifteenth birthday, was much
more laid back, much more like his father. At nigh on six foot
tall he towered over both her and his sister. He had his father's
darker colouring and winning grin and he was also a pretty good
sportsman, playing both Australian rules football and cricket for
his school and A-grade tennis for a local club during the summer.
In fact, the one trait Stuart seemed to inherit from Susan and
not her ex-husband was a love of music. He was pretty good at the
guitar and has organized a few of his friends into a half way
decent garage band.
God alone knew what was happening back at the house but as she
pulled up she was overjoyed to see the place was still pretty
much as she left it that morning. She quickly parked her car and
raced into the house only to be met by Jade. 'What?' she snapped
at her daughter. 'What on earth is wrong?'
'Come and see for yourself mum.'
About this time Susan was ready to kill her daughter. After the
terrible business trip to Hong Kong the last thing she needed was
the drawn out torture she was feeling. But she followed her
daughter into the kitchen where she saw a girl in her early teens
sitting at the kitchen table. It looked like the girl was in
shock and she'd recently been crying. Susan tried to work out
what the hell was going on and why she'd been summonsed from work
for a girl she'd never seen before. And then she saw the box. 'My
God,' she gasped. Hand rushing to her mouth. 'It can't be.'
'It is,' Her daughter replied.
Susan continued to look at the girl dressing in a pair of denim
shorts and powder blue T-shirt with a sweetheart neckline. The
girl hadn't even acknowledged Susan's presence. The look in her
eyes told both Jade and her mother that she was off with the
fairies. For the moment, Susan thought, it might be the best
place for her.
'You'd better come and see this mum.' Again Susan followed her
daughter, this time down the hall. 'Notice anything different?'
the sixteen-year-old asked.
It took her a second but once again Susan simply said, 'My God.'
In every family photo hanging on the hall wall the young girl
sitting in shock in her kitchen was now in the shot.
'But wait. There's more.' Jade Denton said, sounding like a
cheesy presenter on the home shopping channel. She lead her
mother to Stuart's bedroom and threw the door open with a bit too
much melodrama for Susan's liking. The room that she had last
seen before work that morning was totally changed. It had been,
like most teenaged boys' bedrooms, a complete pigsty. Now it was
ordered and distinctly feminine. The colour was changed. White
walls and a floral bedspread seemed to leap out at her, as did
the piles of make up on the dresser and a jewellery box that had
once belonged to Susan's mother.
'When did it happen?'
Jade took a deep breath, something she did when she was about to
launch into a long explanation. 'Well,' she started. 'I went out
shopping this morning at around ten and the little jerk was still
snoring away. When I got home I found him where he is now and saw
the box, put two and two together and then rang you. All I've
been able to get out of him since is that he found it in your
wardrobe when he was looking for his birthday presents. I guess
he got more of a surprise than he bargained for.'
Susan headed back for the kitchen and looked at the shocked kid
who was now sitting in the foetal position. It didn't much
matter, boy or girl, the scared child was hers and she hugged
her and brushed away her tears. 'I'm sorry honey. I didn't mean
for you to find the box.'
'You know about that thing?' Stuart asked her pointing to the
intricately carved Jade box on the table. 'You know and you
didn't tell me?' The words hung in the air like some kind of
noxious gas then the girl/boy raised herself to her full height
which was now much closer to five feet than six, and announced.
'Great, now I have to go to the toilet.'
'Remember to sit.' Jade smiled and was rewarded by a murderous
look.
'That was uncalled for,' Susan said to her daughter after Stuart
left the room.
'Why? Look at him. He's only been a girl for a little over an
hour and he's totally gone to pieces. I'd hate to see him getting
touched up by some guy or be around for his first period if this
is any indication of how he'll handle it.'
'How can you say that Jade? His whole world it turned upside down
and he's scared.'
'Well as far as I am concerned he's a typical guy and a little
spell on our side of the fence would teach him lessons he'd never
dreamed existed.'
'OK,' Susan shot back. 'Let me put it this way. Do what you can
to help him or say goodbye to sunshine because you'll be grounded
until you're thirty. Is that clear?'
'Crystal.'
In the toilet Stuart struggled with the button fly of the little
shorts he now wore and looked over his breasts to see the white
lacy panties he had on. With a snort of disgust he pulled both
the tight shorts and panties down in one fell swoop and then
turned and sat on the "throne". That seemed about all he was
doing, sitting. He tried to clench and release different muscles
but no urine flowed even though he felt like he was about to
burst. 'How the hell do you do this?' he whispered to himself
still stunned at the sound of the voice coming from his throat.
To him he sounded like a little girl. Finally it felt like he did
explode as urine came out in a hurry. There seemed to be no way
to aim it and he heard the very feminine sound of water hitting
water. Another thing he found out was it seemed as difficult to
stop as it had been to start, not like when he was a guy and he
could turn it off and on at will. It was, he guessed, a practiced
art and one he hoped he wouldn't have time to perfect. The one
bright spot was the fact that his mother seemed to know what the
story was with the box and so she should be able to get him back
to normal, at least in theory. Eventually the flow ceased and he
was about to stand and pull up the feminine underpants and a
short when he realised this lovely trip to the "Ladies room"
wasn't quite over. Stuart grabbed a big wad of toilet paper, not
knowing the amount he needed, and dabbed his new private parts.
He didn't even know if he was supposed to just wipe the pubic
hair or actually go between the pink lips he now possessed but
judging by the wetness he felt down there he decided on the
latter.
'You took your time,' Jade said and her mother flashed her a
warning look.
'So sue me,' Stuart replied understandably sullenly as he slumped
back down into a kitchen chair. 'I've never had a... a...'
'...Vagina,' Susan finished off the sentence. 'In this house we
call it a vagina. At least if you want to keep breathing. You
might find out that all of the slang names for that part of the
female anatomy aren't so funny now you have one yourself.'
Stuart had already run through the long list of names as he sat
on the toilet. Snatch, gash, flaps, pussy, cunt. His mother was
right.
'How you feeling?' Susan asked her son sympathetically.
'How do you think I feel mum?' He snapped back at her. 'I feel
like I woke up in the twilight zone. Like I am having some weird
kind of nightmare. I mean I've got boobs for Christ sake. I'm
shorter than Jade now and I feel like I have the body strength of
a three-year-old. I sound like a three year old too and on top of
all that I've got more hair than a old English sheep dog.' Stuart
grabbed a hand full of his long brown hair and then unconsciously
tucked it behind his ear in a very feminine gesture.
'But apart from that you're OK hey?' Jade managed to say with a
straight face.
'The only thing I want to know,' the new girl said, ignoring his
older sister, 'is how? Why? And what?'
'That's three things.'
'Jade Lydia Denton,' Susan said, coming very close to the end of
her tether. 'How does Catholic boarding school sound to you?'
That seemed to stop the interruptions from her eldest child so
Susan continued. 'OK Stuart,' Without realising it she took a
deep breath just like Jade had and then kept right on going with
her story. 'Do you remember when I came back from Hong Kong last
week I wasn't in the best of moods?' The boy's breasts jiggled
slightly as he nodded. 'Well, I was meant to go on the business
trip with Bob Drummond but his son was in a car accident so they
sent me over there with Lou Stevens.'
'Ah ha.'
Susan was a Personal assistant at one of the largest Internet
providers in Australia. 'I get on fine with Bob but Lou is a
different story. We were over in Hong Kong to try and get a
contract with a Chinese firm and Lou basically worked me like a
dog. I don't mind that, I get good money, especially when I am
away from time to time. What really got me was the way he acted
in front of the Chinese. He more or less treated me like a slave
and was just about as sexist as a person could be. I could put up
with even that, to a point. On the last day there I found out
that while I was working my butt off Lou had one of the women
from Accounting stashed away in his hotel room at night and in
the day she went out and saw Hong Kong. The only bit of the
Island I saw was on the way from the airport to the hotel or out
of the window on the seventeenth floor.'
Susan stopped to light a cigarette and look at both her children.
'I was fuming. I mean really fuming. I'm surprised I didn't burst
into flames, I was so hot. I was sitting in the bar, having some
wine, trying to work out what to do about it and I got talking to
this lovely waitress named Mei Ling. I poured out the whole story
to her and she could see I was mighty angry. In the end she gave
me a piece of paper with an address and a name on it. Mamma Chow.
She said Mamma Chow could help me and told me to go see her. She
wouldn't elaborate on it but I got the feeling that Mamma Chow,
whoever she was might well be the right person to talk to.'
Taking a deep drag on the cigarette, using it almost like a comma
in a sentence, Susan continued. 'It was Sunday, we flew out
heading for home early the next morning and I went out and saw a
bit of the place. I really didn't care if I got the sack. It was
wonderful, so full of people and the shopping was great but all
day I just kept thinking of Mamma Chow. I didn't know how she
could help me but in the end I just sort of drifted to the
address I had.'
Stuart inwardly groaned. He hated the way both of the women in
his house used a thousand words to tell a story he could have
told in two hundred. On this occasion though, his masculinity was
on the line so he let her go.
'Anyway, before I knew it I was knocking on the door in this
dirty little alley in one of the older parts of Hong Kong. This
kid, about eight years old, opened the door and I told him Mei
Ling had sent me to see Mamma Chow. He just nodded and led me up
some very rickety old stairs. Mamma Chow looked like she was
Eighty but she was probably more like sixty. She was wearing this
blue Mao suit and didn't speak a work of English so the boy
translated for us. Mei Ling had already phoned her and she knew
all about my problem. That box,' Susan pointed to the box that
was on her kitchen table, 'was placed in front of me and I was
told it would turn Lou into a woman. I didn't believe it but the
old woman insisted I take it. She told me that any man who opened
the box would become female and the only people who would ever
know the difference was the person transformed by it and anyone
who knew the boxes purpose. All the old woman asked was that I
write to the hotel and praise Mei Ling so she might get a better
paid job.'
'So you left the box lying around the house for anyone to open
it?' Stuart snapped.
Susan looked her son up and down. 'Well if you call hidden behind
my shoe rack in the wardrobe of my bedroom "lying around" then I
guess I did.' The boy grimaced at that last statement. 'And
believe me you haven't heard the last of that.' The mother said
in a way only mothers can. 'Of course I didn't believe it but the
thought of Lou in a dress was enough to make me smile the whole
flight home. When Jade picked me up at the airport I told her
about my strange Sunday in Hong Kong.'
Jade cut in at this point. 'The thought of it made me laugh so
hard I almost wet myself. You see, mum didn't know but last year,
at the firm's Christmas picnic Lou had tried to put the hard word
on me and he didn't look like he was going to take no for an
answer. Luckily his wife wandered over to where he had me
cornered and that was the last I heard of it. I didn't tell mum
because I knew she'd quit her job just for the satisfaction of
telling Lou where to stick it.'
'That's right,' Susan said. 'I would have. But I thought about
the box and was going to gift wrap it and leave it on Lou's desk
when the contract is signed and then wait for the fun to start.'
Stuart took all of this in quietly. It would have been nothing
more than bad fairy tale if he himself wasn't evidences it was
all true. 'I take it,' he said slowly and deliberately, 'that
there's no reverse switch on this thing?' He pushed the box away
from him but he did it gingerly, as if afraid of what else it
could do to him.
Susan grimaced. 'No,' she said simply, leaving the implications
hanging in the air between them.
'Please tell me you have a plan? Something to get me out of this
body?'
His mother shook her head. The three of them sat around leaving a
lot unsaid. Susan was at a loss but she needed to try something,
if only to make Stuart feel better. She reached for her Filofax
and dialled the hotel she had stayed in Hong Kong. Turning on the
speakerphone she waited until the call was answered.
'Hello, Emperor Ming Hotel," came a heavily accented female
voice. "How may I help you?'
'Yes, my name is Susan Denton, I stayed at your hotel on the
15th, 16 and 17 of this month. I want to talk to a woman named
Mei Ling.'
'What room please?' The receptionist asked.
'No. She was a waitress.'
'What room please?' was the frustrating answer.
Susan fell into the old trap when it came to talking with people
who didn't speak English all that well. She slowed her speech
down and raised her voice, hoping it would make things clear.
'She's Staff. A waitress. Mei Ling.'
'No personal calls,' was the curt reply followed by the
receptionist hanging up.
Stuart was not feeling a great deal better. If anything he felt a
lot worse. 'That went well.' He said.
'That was only step one.' Susan told him. 'There was a guy there,
Wang, who helps set up business conferences and does some
translating if it's needed. I have his e-mail address somewhere.
If all else fails I can find Mamma Chow if we go back to Hong
Kong.'
'Then lets go.' Stuart said in all seriousness. 'We could catch
the next plane. It's about a 7-hour flight. I could be normal by
the time we go to bed.'
Jade had kept quiet for as long as she could. 'Mamma Chow must be
powerful but I doubt even she could make you normal Stuart. Male?
Yes. Normal? No one's that good.'
Susan looked at a smiling Jade and shook her head. 'Don't you
have some where else to go?'
'Nope.'
'I'll put it another way Jade. Go. I don't care where. Go see a
movie or a friend. Go shopping. Just go and leave this to me.'
She couldn't really blame the girl. Her kids were usually at each
other's throats, Stuart giving as good as he got, and Susan could
see this was too good to pass up but it wasn't helping anyone.
Knowing that tone of voice well Jade stood. 'Well, I did tell
Sandra I'd go over to her place today. We were going to try out
some hairstyles for her job interview next week.'
'Good.'
'I'll be home later.' She kissed her mother on the cheek and
headed for the door. At the last minute she turned to Stuart. 'If
you're a good girl I'll help you with your hair when I get home.'
'Goodbye Jade,' Susan sighed.
Mother and transformed son were silent until they heard the car
start off down the driveway. Susan took both of her son's
slimmer, daintier hands and looked him straight in the eyes. 'You
have to know how sorry I am that this happened to you,' she
started. 'I don't have any idea what this is like for you honey
but I can understand you're upset.'
'But...'
'But you have to face some realities here. I promise you I'll do
what I can to make sure you spend as little time as possible as a
girl. It's just there are a few things we both have to take into
consideration. I'd love to go back to Hong Kong but I've used up
all of my holiday time spending Christmas with you and your
sister. I'd ask for more but with this China deal on at work at
the moment I wouldn't get it and the plain and simple truth is we
don't have the money for plane fares or Accommodation. You don't
even have a passport so even if I could take the time off and we
had the cash you'd have a two week wait for that.'
It sounded reasonable to Stuart even though he'd never admit it.
Looking down at the breasts that now dominated his view he
quietly said. 'How long?'
'Two, maybe three months.' Susan told him. 'Four months tops.
Unless Wang can pass a message on to Mei Ling'
It sounded like a jail sentence to the boy, a bloody long one
from where he sat. A thousand emotions seemed to flash through
him at once. Anger, pain, sorrow, self-pity, fear, horror and
vulnerability. 'Just keep Jade off my back.' Was all he said as
he fell, sobbing into his mother's arms.
-oOOo-
Jade got home around ten o'clock that night no knowing what to
expect. Her mother was sitting at the computer checking her
e-mail every five minutes in case she got word from Wang or Mei
Ling. 'Hi,' Jade said, unsure of her mother's reaction.
'Oh, hello. I didn't hear you come in.' Susan got up and gave her
daughter a quick hug.
'Sorry about before Mum. I went too far.'
'I think you know who you should apologise to.'
'Yeah,' Jade nodded. 'This whole thing is weird and I guess I
didn't think about it from his point of view... Even if he is a
little jerk.'
'Stuart's all right normally. He's just a typical little brother.
Your uncle Andrew did far worse to me when I was your age.'
'It's Strange. Sandra was asking about Amy and I didn't know who
she was referring to at first and then I worked it out that
Stuart is Amy. No one knows he was ever a guy.'
Susan frowned a little. Feeling guilty and not for the first time
that day. 'Amy Jo Denton to be exact. I gave her a sleeping
tablet and put her to bed.'
'I might go off to bed too. Good night Mum.'
'Sleep tight Jade.'
Jade went to the toilet and was heading for her room when she
past her brother's door. She heard sobbing and knocked.
'What?'
'It's just me Stuart. Are you okay?'
'Ah ha.' He said in a voice that sounded anything but.
Jade opened the door and entered. In the little bit of moonlight
that spilled into the room she could make out the much smaller
form of her brother in bed. 'Sorry about before.'
'Whatever.'
'No really. I'm sorry.' Jade sat down next to him and put her
hand on his arm. 'Being a girl isn't that bad. You'll see.'
'You Just don't get it do you?' He spat as he put on a pink
bedside lamp and sat up. 'You don't have any idea what it's
like?'
'I am a girl you know.' Jade was a little taken aback at this
outburst even though her brother was now smaller than she was.
'You don't get it at all.'
'So tell me Stu.' She said softly. 'Make me understand.'
He thought about it for a bit, tears running down his smooth
cheeks. 'Okay. Look, I'm your brother, or at least I was, so I
never say this sort of stuff to you. If you tell anyone what I'm
about to say I'll deny it.'
'Go on.'
'You're pretty, smart, you have a good personality and most of my
friends think you're hot. Things come easy to you. Now imagine
you wake up tomorrow and you're a fat chick named Ethel, with
glasses, pimples and bad breath. Now imagine you as Ethel are in
the pilot's chair of a 747 and you have to land the plane even
though you don't have a clue how. Getting the picture?'
'Yep.' Now it was Jade's turn to feel guilty.
'I don't have a clue about girls. God they're hard enough to work
out as a guy but now I have to be one and I don't know how.'
'That I can help you with.' Jade smiled. 'I can teach you how to
be a girl.'
'I don't really want to know Jade. My whole life has changed
because of Mamma Chow and that stinking box. No one saw Stuart
kick five goals in the grand final last year because it didn't
happen. No one saw me take a hat trick in cricket because I
didn't play in the game. No one has heard me play guitar because
from what I read in Amy's diary...'
'You, I mean she has a diary?'
'... Doesn't every girl?' Stuart asked.
'No. Well, back in the dark ages maybe.'
'Well Amy does, or I do. Whatever. She plays the flute. I can't
play a note on the thing. She does ballet.' Jade giggled a little
at the thought of her brother in a pink leotard. He ignored it
and ploughed on. 'I tried to do a pass de whatever the hell you
call them and fell flat on my arse. You want to know what it's
like for me? Well, from now until I get back to normal, that's
assuming I do get back to normal, I will have to be acting with
everything and everyone wether I want to or not.'
Silence filled the air for a minute or two as Jade took all of
this in. Finally she said, 'I get it Stuart. I really get it. Let
me do what I can to help? Please?'
He nodded and took her outstretched hand. 'Okay. Truce.'
Susan walked past the room and saw Jade and Stuart do something
she hadn't seen since her kids were really little. Hug. She
hurried off so she didn't break the clinch.
'Good night Amy.' Jade said as she left the room.
'You are pushing it.' Stuart said as he threw a pillow at his
sister.
'Oh there is one more thing before I leave you. Exactly which
friends of yours think I'm hot and what are their phone numbers?'
'Night Ethel.'
-oOOo-
Amazingly his mother had been right Things didn't look as bad
after some sleep. They were bad enough in Stuart's view but now
they only looked Titanic bad as opposed to the Black plague bad
he felt the previous night.
Stepping out of the shower he paused to look at his new body,
really look at it. He still didn't like what he saw, not on him
anyway. On some one else it would have been fine. What he hated
about it most of all, probably even more than the femininity that
seemed to leap out of his petite body, was the cutesy factor he
now possessed. His face was all girl. From the cute little button
nose to the dimples on chubby cheeks, each side of a pretty
smile. There was a bit of a resemblance to his mother and Jade
but a lot of his father and Aunts about him. Lowering his glance
his eyes drifted past the wet hair that stuck to his slender
shoulders and onto two smallish but very feminine breasts. They
were much more conical in shape to the ones he liked to look at
in playboy and on-line but he put it down to his age. Going lower
still he registered the slimness of his arms and he missed he
muscles he'd spent ages building up. Now they were so small they
reminded him of pipe cleaners. A trim waist and a flat stomach
with a belly button that stuck out rather than his old innie gave
way to hips that flared just enough to make him look in
proportion. He looked quickly at the triangle of pubic hair that
covered a barely visible vertical cleft. He thought of all of the
girls he liked and wondered if that triangle was worth all of the
efforts he and his friends put in. The one in the mirror was
almost a let down after all of his hormone driven fantasies about
them.
'Are you ready Stuart?' Susan called from the hallway.
He wrapped the towel around himself, the same way his sister
always did and opened the door having made a big decision. 'You
and Jade had better call me Amy Mum.' He sighed. 'At least for
the time being.'
'Are you sure love?'
'Yeah. We all know who I really am but it would look kind of
weird if you're running around calling me Stuart.'
-oOOo-
Being a Saturday Susan had the day to spend with her kids who
were off school for the summer holidays anyway. Normally Stuart
would be out with his friends playing cricket or doing what ever
it is that teenaged boys do when they're together and Jade was
either at work or sleeping in. Susan herself did her weekly
grocery shop on Saturdays but this morning they all had a more
pressing problem. What was Amy going to wear?
'I hope you two don't expect me to get dressed by a committee
meeting every morning.' Amy grumbled as she stood in her room
dressed in an apricot coloured satin robe. 'I can dress myself
you know?'
'Sure you can sweetie,' Susan said. 'Just think of us as training
wheels. Just for a few days.'
Amy was directed to a seat in front of a vanity mirror so Jade
could blow-dry her hair. 'Have you heard from Wing or Dung or
whatever the hell his name is?' She half shouted to be heard over
the noise of the drier.
'Wang,' Susan corrected. 'Not yet but if I still haven't heard
from him by Monday I'll talk to a guy we're using on the China
contract. He's lived in China for 6 years and he speaks fluent
Mandarin. He shouldn't have any problems getting on the phone and
talking to Wang or Mei Ling.'
It took about ten minutes to dry and comb her hair and then she
was handed a pink pair of panties and matching Bra. 'Well?' She
said to her mother and sister. 'Turn around.'
'We have seen it before Amy.'
'Not on me you haven't.' Amy stated. 'Humour me.'
Both of the other women sighed and turned away as Amy took off
the robe and pulled up the panties but Jade couldn't resist wolf
whistling as her sister pulled on a pair of panties for the first
time.
'I don't know why I can't just dag around in my normal clothes,'
Amy griped as her mother did up the straps of the bra and told
her how to put it on the easy way, clasping it in front of her
and then spinning it around.
'I know you Amy. Half the time on weekends you slipped on a pair
of football shorts and that was it. If you're going to be a girl
you will look the part. I don't want other people looking at you
and saying I am a bad mother for letting you get around looking
like......'
'...like a boy?' Amy interrupted.
'Exactly,' Susan nodded. 'If nothing else I would have thought
you'd have learned in the last day that boys and girls are
different. Besides, don't think I am going to waste my energy on
fighting you about what you wear. I already have a perfectly
adequate teenaged daughter to do that with.'
Susan pulled out a pair of black three-quarter length jeans and a
pink T-shirt with a large butterfly embroidered on the chest.
'At least let me wear normal jeans and a black T-shirt.'
'Do you think people will mistake you as a boy if you wear them?
Look at yourself Amy, you could wear a sack and people will still
see a girl.'
'At least I could be a comfortable girl.'
'Please Amy, you know fighting stresses me. Do you know what
happens when I get stressed?'
'I got a feeling you're going to tell me,' the girl replied as
she tried not to look at the figure clad only in lingerie staring
out of the mirror.
'I forget things.' Susan said. 'It's funny, I thought I wouldn't
have a problem finding Mamma Chow in Hong Kong but now? Now I am
not too sure I could. I know it's off a main street with lots of
Chinese people. There can't be too many of them in Hong Kong can
there?'
'Okay, okay.' Amy conceded defeat. 'I'll wear the stupid things.'
He reached for the pants only to hear his mother and Jade laugh
again.
'What? What did I do now?'
'You're trying to put the pants on the wrong way.' Jade giggled.
'The zipper goes on the back.'
'How the hell am I supposed to go the toilet that way?'
'Think about it Amy.'
All of a sudden a light bulb went on in Amy's mind. 'Oh.' She
said. 'You two are enjoying this far too much for my liking?'
The T-shirt followed and then Jade set to work on her sister's
hair. She figured she'd tortured her enough so she just put it in
a ponytail and used two little clips to keep the stray tendrils
at the side out of her face. Make up was pushing it too hard so
she didn't bother. Susan had gone to answer the doorbell.
'Some one here to see you Amy.'
'What? Who? Tell them I'm sick or something.' She stammered. It
wasn't a lie. The thought of anyone seeing her dressed like a
girl was making her sick very quickly.
'Don't be silly Amy.' Susan brushed off the hysteria. 'It's only
Katie.'
'Katie from next door? That's bad enough.' Katie and Stuart grew
up together and Katie was a bit of a tomboy so the two got on
well. She could out kick, out run and out fight every boy in
school when she was younger. Every boy but Stuart.
What made Susan and Jade smile was the fact that the poor girl
had a huge crush on a totally oblivious Stuart. As puberty hit
Katie had softened in both her dress sense and boisterousness and
in the past year or so had done everything but throw herself
naked on to Stuart. Sometimes Katie didn't think Stuart even knew
she was a girl. A very cute blonde girl with almost sky blue
eyes.
'Well it's too late.' Susan stated. 'She's waiting for you in the
lounge room.'
-oOOo-
Stuart, now Amy felt totally strange in her pink strappy sandals
as she walked out to meet Katie with about the same enthusiasm
Marie Antoinette must have felt as she headed for the guillotine
Katie didn't seem to think anything was wrong. 'Hi Amy,' she
said, hugging her best friend. 'I was just wondering if you
wanted to go to the mall with me?'
Amy was once again reminded of her new height as she looked Katie
in the eyes for the first time in three or so years. 'I'd rather
swallow razor blades,' she mumbled truthfully.
'Sorry, what was that?'
Susan jumped in saying 'She said she'd love to go.'
'Mum.'
'Sorry Amy? my memory is going again.'
'I'd love to come,' Amy told her friend in a not so lady like
tone.
'Did I miss something in there?' Katie asked when the two girls
got outside.
'Only a form of child abuse.' Amy replied sullenly.
'You are a wicked, wicked woman.' Jade Told her mother.
'Ah ha but you have to push the chick out of the nest one way or
another.' Susan grinned.
-oOOo-
Stuart never got shopping. He just never *got* it. For him it was
a case of get in, get what you want and get the hell out again.
About all he'd do at the mall was sit in the food court and look
at the girls with his friends. Now, as Amy he was one of the
girls but shopping was still a mystery. She and Katie had linked
up with two other girls from School, Terri, a tall brunette who
now dwarfed Amy, and Emma, who had beautiful red hair and
piercing green eyes.
They spent hours going from one shop to another to try on and
even worse, discuss every item of clothing in the mall. It wasn't
even until the shopping trip was about half an hour old that Amy
worked out no one had any money to spend on clothes or make up.
Shopping for them was a social outing and she was amazed to find
out that the shopping was just a setting for talk. Talk about
boys, bands, boy bands, the school gossip and of course clothes
and make up.
Stuart never got the talking thing. To him it seemed a waste to
use hundreds of words when a few grunts could convey much the
same message. And what he didn't get about girls is they seem to
think silence is just there to fill in with words. Around Katie,
Emma and Terri, if silence was truly golden then Amy would be
bankrupt forever.
Amy tried to hold up her end of the conversation but she was way
out of her depth and before too long the other girls seemed to
sense something was wrong. He knew this because Katie said, 'is
something wrong Amy? You don't seem yourself this morning.'
'You don't know the half of it.' Amy smiled as she sat in the
food court trying not to look at the boys looking at her.
'Anything we can help you with?' Terri asked, reaching out and
taking Amy's hand.
'I don't think so, unless you know someone in Hong Kong.'
'Huh?'
'Forget it. Don't worry, I am OK.' She smiled, finishing a salad
sandwich she had bought when the others did even though she'd
rather have a burger and fries.
'Where to now?' Emma asked.
'I need to go to the ladies room.' Katie announced.
Thus Amy was introduced to another female tradition. Going to the
ladies room in groups. The women's toilets weren't half as smelly
but there was a bit of a queue so the four of them waited
patiently and chatted some more.
Feeling ready to burst by the time she finally got to a stall Amy
struggled out of the pants and then sat and peed, feeling very
relieved. Being the last in she was the last out and she found
her new friends standing around the mirror either washing their
hands or re-applying make up. She walked to the basin and washed
her hands, only half listening to the conversation. That was
until they discussed what they were doing that night and Katie
mentioned the fact that she was going out with Steve Ellis.
'I thought you hated him?' Amy said.
'Hated him? I have been going out with him for over six months.'
'Yeah,' Emma giggled. 'They're practically married.'
This was news to Amy. As far as she knew Katie did hate the guy.
He'd sniffed around her for awhile but she wasn't interested.
Steve and Stuart didn't exactly get on, coming to blows on more
than one occasion especially when Steve wouldn't take Katie's
answer of no. It seemed like more than her gender had changed.
-oOOo-
'How was your day honey?' Susan asked Amy a she walked into the
kitchen.
'Great,' Amy answered sarcastically. 'We shopped, we bonded and
we even peed together. The perfect day for any girl. And to top
it all off nicely some nice boys invited me to show them my tits
as I walked home.'
'Well, as Tammy Wynette once said: sometimes it hard to be a
woman.'
'I have no idea who Tammy Wynette is but I would have gladly
taken her word for it without this practical demonstration.' Amy
grumbled as she motioned to her body. 'And I could have done
without the shopping trip today.'
'Well, you did have to get out of the house and sooner is better
than later.'
'I could have lived with later Mum.'
'You have to get used to being Amy now. If we can't get you back
to normal in the next two weeks you will just have to go to
school as Amy.'
The girl shuddered at the thought of the school dress she'd seen
hanging in her wardrobe earlier. 'I know. It's just not easy for
me Mum.'
'I know sweetie.' Susan said hugging her. 'There still hasn't
been a reply from Wang though so we may well have to go to Hong
Kong.' Susan searched her daughter's eyes for a second and said,
'there is something else bothering you isn't there?'
'Sort of. Did you know Katie has a boyfriend?'
'No but good for her.'
'You think? She's going out with a real jerk.'
'He must have something going for him. I mean Katie is a sensible
girl and she seems to like the good guys.'
'Well not this time,' Amy said, wondering which nice guy her
mother was talking about. To her knowledge Katie had never really
like any guy in particular. 'Oh well,' She added. 'Terri and Emma
invited me over to Emma's house to watch some stupid chick flicks
tonight. But before you say anything I said no.'
'So what are you going to do instead?'
'Take off this damned uncomfortable bra, put on a pair of shorts,
a baggy T-shirt and then I am going to sit down and watch the
football and think boy thoughts. I have had enough of girl world
for one day.'
Susan thought about it for a second and came to the conclusion
that Amy was probably right. No point in pushing the girl too
far. Besides, Susan though later as she looked at Amy stretched
out on the sofa, even in shorts and a T-shirt she still looked
very cute.
-oOOo-
'Oi, Faceache, get up. We've got work to do'
'Huh?' Amy said as she was wrenched from her slumber.
'I said get up,' Jade repeated. 'I said I was going to help and I
will but I get to pick the lesson times.'
'Lesson?' Amy looked at the bedside clock. 'Bloody hell, It's
only 9:30. I didn't think it was ever this early on a Sunday
morning.'
'Well there's a lot you don't know sister dear. That's what today
is about. I am going to teach you everything you ever wanted to
know about being a girl but were afraid to ask.'
'Doesn't the Bible say something about not working on the
Sabbath?'
Jade nodded and smiled. 'Yeah and I may be wrong but I seem to
remember something in there that goes: Thou shalt not pisseth
off thou older sister. Lest older sister useth her new found
height and weight advantage and slappeth you into last week.'
'You even thought about getting into motivational speaking?' Amy
asked as she swung her legs out of bed and sat up.
'No.'
'Good.'
Jade ignored that last little bit. 'You've got 45 minutes to eat
some breakfast and then get that round little butt of yours into
the shower. By the way, you look so cute.'
Amy looked into the mirror as she stood. She was wearing the same
baggy T-shirt she had on the night before and her panties just
peeked out from underneath but worst was the fact that her hair
had that "Just been shagged" look, as Stuart and his friends
referred to it. 'Forget what I said about the Bible Jade, because
if there was a God he'd do the honourable thing and strike either
me, or preferably you, dead.'
'Hustle sweetie,' Jade laughed. 'You've got a lot to learn
today.'
-oOOo-
After two pieces of white toast and a long, hot shower Amy felt a
little better but as she wrapped a towel around herself she
wasn't looking forward to Jade playing teacher. Jade for her part
was anxious to get underway. 'Did you wash and condition your
hair?' She asked when she walked into the bathroom.
'Yep.'
'Good. Now let me feel your leg.'
'Jade! I never knew you cared.'
'I'm seeing how hairy they are you little jerk. And they are. '
'Oh no, call the follicle police.' Amy sniped sarcastically.
Jade simply reached into the cupboard and pulled out a bar of
soap, a tube of cheap moisturiser and a Silk care ladies razor.
'Be nice Amy, it may well get bloody.'
'You're kidding?'
'Nope. Any girl that doesn't shave her legs and under arms is
seen as either a Lesbian or a French woman. And personally I
don't know what's worse.'
'Just wet the soap and cover your right leg from just above the
knee down to the feet. There are just some things I won't do for
you.' She stopped while Amy did that. 'Now watch carefully
because you'll be doing most of this.' Angling the blade so it
was just right Jade started from the ankle and in a long, careful
continuous stroke she ran the razor right up the front of her
sister's calf. 'It's that simple.' She stated. 'Just keep doing
that including the back and then repeat it for the other leg.
It's pretty much the same for the under arms. When you're done
rub some moisturiser over them and meet me in your room.'
-oOOo-
'How'd you go?' Jade asked as Amy walked into her bedroom wearing
the same robe as she had the day before.
'I see what you mean about getting bloody,' Amy replied showing a
bit of a nasty nick on the back of her left calf.
'Call it a war wound.' Jade smiled. 'Now come and sit and I'll
teach you some basic hair styles'
'You know that this is all being stored up here,' Amy tapped her
forehead. 'And I will repay you back for every little bit of it.'
'I wouldn't expect anything less.' Jade shrugged. 'Now I borrowed
some books from friends, there are all sorts of styles in here. I
want you to study them and there will be a test at the end of the
week. Right now I will teach you the basic ponytail, how to do
plait your hair and how to put it up.'
'Trust you to be so helpful now. Where were you when I wanted
Kelly Barnes' phone number?'
'Shut up and watch Amy and then we'll move on to make-up.' An
hour and a half later Jade pulled out some make up and said, 'now
the trick to putting on make up is to make it look like you're
not wearing it.'
'At the risk of putting Max Factor and L'Oreal out of business
Jade, there's an easy way to achieve that. Don't put any of the
shit on your face.'
'That would be too easy Amy, and much less fun.'
'How did I know you were going to say that?'
It was one p.m. when Amy finally got out of her sisters clutches
and got dressed. She could still taste the lipstick and smell the
perfume Jade had liberally applied. Jade had been pushing for a
dress but she wouldn't hear of it. Instead she put on Jeans and
what he later learned was a Lavender coloured peasant shirt with
a scooped neck line and cap sleeves. She didn't overly care, it
was feminine enough to keep her mother and sister off her back
yet comfortable enough to get around in. By this time Amy had
been a girl for a little over 48 hours and she knew more about
being a girl than she even wanted to know. But even she had to
admit she was no closer to understanding the "Fairer Sex". If
anything she was further away from that understanding than she
had been when she was Stuart.
-oOOo-
She walked into the kitchen where Susan was sitting, looking at
some paper work and eating lunch at the same time. 'Your daughter
is a sick perverted girl.' She said to her mother.
'Which Daughter would that be?' Susan shot back with wry smile.
'Funny mum. Real funny. What are you doing?'
'Just working out our finances love. It's always important but if
we want to get you and me back to Hong Kong we'll really have to
tighten our belts.'
'Well at least I have the waist for it now.' Amy quipped.
'Something doesn't add up here,' Susan said running some more
number though a calculator. 'There seems to be over 500 dollars
missing from my bank account.'
'Probably a bank error Mum, you know what they're like.'
'True. I'll give them a call tomorrow to see if they can
straighten it out. Anyway sweetie, while I've got you here there
are a couple of things we need to talk about.'
'This doesn't sound good.' The girl said sitting at the table.
'Go on then, let's get it over with.'
'Well the first is your birthday.' Susan said as she picked at
her stir-fry.
'That's easy. It's cancelled this year. Next?'
'Not so fast princess.' Amy grimaced at that. 'You know what a
big deal your grandmother makes for the four of you. To her,
Jade's, your two cousins and your birthdays are the highlights of
her year. The whole family goes out for tea at a nice restaurant.
That is not going to change this year.'
'Okay, but I'm not getting dressed up.'
'Yes you are, Dress, pantyhose and heels. The whole deal. It
won't kill you for one night. It's not your grandmother's fault
you went looking for your presents early and I'll be buggered if
I have to put up with her whingeing to me about missing out on a
birthday meal. This is non-negotiable. If you don't do it to help
me out I won't help you out by going back to Hong Kong. Got it?'
'I don't have a choice do I?' Amy grumbled.
'Good. Now, getting back to the money. I get good money at work
but when I have to pay for the house, run the car and keep you
and Jade fed and clothed there's not much left over. The simple
fact is we need more money coming in. The sooner some one earns
it the quicker we find Mamma Chow.'
'Some one? I take it you mean me?'
'You're quick. I think you can do a few nights a week after
school and maybe a Saturday as well. Anything you can add to the
kitty I'll match dollar for dollar.'
Amy got up and started to walk away.
'Where are you going?' Susan asked.
'Just going to check my room and make sure there are no wire
hangers in there. You're reminding me of some one.' Amy told her.
'Keep that up and I'll get Jade to teach you about feminine
hygiene. Think about that job OK?'
Amy sighed, long and loud. 'Yeah, alright.'
-oOOo-
'This really sucks,' Amy said a little later.
'What does?'
'I'm bored stupid Jade.'
'Well that wouldn't be a long journey.'
'I'm serious. There's two weeks of holidays before the new school
year starts and here I am looking like a stupid teeny-bopper
girl.'
'So?' Jade said as she absently flicked through the channels on
the TV hoping to find something other than sport to watch.
'So, last Sunday I was playing cricket with my friends and then
we spent the night rehearsing the band. It may sound stupid but I
miss my friends.'
'That bunch of losers?' Jade laughed. 'Exactly whose turn is it
to have the brain they share this week?'
'That's great coming from a girl whose friends have all of the
mental capabilities of a Barbie Doll but none of her looks.' Amy
shot back.
'Will you stop bothering me Amy? If you miss the Neanderthals so
much go and see them.'
Amy seemed to look down at her cleavage and think for a second.
'Uh, I might give it a miss.'
Jade turned off the television and smiled. 'Oh, I get it.' She
said. 'You're worried about what your dead beat friends will make
of the new you.'
'No... Well, sort of. Yes.'
'Plant your butt sister dear. School is back in progress.' Jade
waited until Amy sat on the couch and then she continued. 'The
most important subject of all. Boys.' The younger sister was
about to interrupt but Jade put her hand up to stop her. 'Before
you start. You know about boys as a boy. A totally different
thing to understanding them as a girl.'
'I don't suppose there is any way I can get out of this chat? At
least let me put it off until tomorrow.'
'Nope.' Jade said emphatically. 'It's simple really. Rule one:
All boys are arseholes. Rule two: if in doubt refer to rule one.'
'What can I say?' Amy asked. 'That was worth waiting for wasn't
it?'
'You really want me to tell you about boys?' Jade asked, a little
surprised.
'No, but I guess I should know.'
'Okay,' Jade sat back and sighed. 'The thing you really need to
know is that all of the rules have changed for you. If you don't
look interested in boys you're either seen as a lesbian or
frigid. If you look too interested you're a slut. If you send out
the wrong signals, even without knowing it, and then back off
you're a prick tease. And probably for you, the worst is the fact
that you'll go back to school without a boy friend.'
'And that's bad how?' Amy asked in all innocence.
'God you can be dense sometimes.' Jade said, shaking her head.
'It's a new school year and reputations are important. Any boy
with a pulse who doesn't have a girlfriend is on the prowl. So
any girl without a guy is considered fair game. I've got a
feeling you're going to be very, very popular.' She finished with
a big grin.
'You know something Jade?'
'What?'
'I used to think you were a sadist.'
'And?' Jade asked
'I was right.'
-oOOo-
The next morning Susan got worried. Amy was up early and even
showered without having to be pushed into the bathroom when the
stink got too much. Jade woke up not long after and she too was
shocked. 'Bloody hell,' She said to her mother. 'Normally Stuart
doesn't start the day before 11 am and I always thought he was
allergic to water or afraid of it. What's going on?'
'Your guess is as good as mine.' Susan replied with a shrug.
About 15 minutes later the bathroom door opened and Amy stepped
out, one towel around her petite body and another wrapping her
damp hair. 'Oh,' she smiled seeing a curious pair at the other
end of the hall. 'Morning. Jade can you do me a favour please?'
'Ah... yeah, I guess. What's up?'
'Can you give me about twenty minutes and then come into my
room?'
'You haven't found a gun or something have you?'
'No mum. I just need her help.'
'All right. What's going on?'
'All will be revealed,' Amy said somewhat enigmatically.
Amy stood in front of the full-length mirror that was now stuck
on the back of her bedroom door. Dropping her towel she peered in
wonder at her naked reflection. Up until now she'd been in some
sort of delusional denial. Even when she was sitting to pee and
wiping her new equipment, some of her long brown hair fell across
her eyes or a breast shifted in her bra Amy was denying the
change. Almost three days of denial had got her no closer to
getting back to normal and normal was exactly what she wanted.
The sooner she got back to Mamma Chow the sooner Stuart could
make a come back and Amy would be a bad dream.
'Let's do it.' She said, trying to sound forceful but the new
voice failed dismally.
She put on a black Kimono styled robe she had found in her
wardrobe and then set to work. First she blow dried her long
locks and combed them until the were soft and shiny. Next on the
agenda was the clothing for that day. 'This is not going to be
pleasant, she thought, strangely enough her thoughts still had
Stuart's voice and it was comforting to hear. 'A girl trying to
get back to being a boy has to do what a girl trying to get back
to being a boy has to do.' She opened her underwear drawer and
was once again dazzled by the choice of both styles and colours
before her. Too many choices but in the end she went for a lacy
white Bra and Panty set after putting them on she hesitated at
the wardrobe wondering what image she wanted to present. Only one
image that suited what she needed that day sprang to mind. Ally
McBeal. Thank god for Television. Flicking through the clothes
she picked out a short skirt in charcoal grey and a feminine,
pink satin blouse and went back to the underwear drawer to get a
packet of black pantyhose. The only small problems there was the
reversed buttoning of the blouse and making sure she didn't put a
run in the hose. That accomplished she prepared her self for the
comments and called Jade in.
Jade did a double take when she entered her sister's bedroom. 'If
you ask me if your butt looks fat in that skirt I am calling the
psych ward.' Was all she managed to say.
'No, I need your help. I tried to do something with my hair but
it didn't look right. Maybe you can... I don't know... jazz it up
a little?'
'Jazz it up?' The elder girl asked puzzled by the turn around in
Amy. 'I guess I can braid it... If that's what you really want'
'Oh would you? That would be wonderful. And then maybe some make
up. I'd be really grateful.' Amy tried to hide her smile, which
was hard with the dimples she now possessed. This was the first
time since she opened that stupid box that she had Jade on the
back foot rather than the other way around and she was enjoying
it.
'Ah... Yeah, if you want. Are you all right?'
'I've been a bit of a prima donna the last few days haven't I?'
Amy asked picking up a large Teddy bear and cuddling it to her
bosom and added a little twirl for good measure. 'It's silly
really. I mean you and mum are women and so is over half the
world's population and I have been prancing around like it's a
punishment. Well, that's all behind me. I have decided to embrace
my femininity and the world anew. What better way to start than
to look as pretty as a picture.'
'You're joking,' Jade asked uncertainly then added. 'Aren't you?'
'Shit yeah,' Amy said in a more normal tone. 'I want out of this
stupid weak body as soon as possible and I won't get a job as
easily in jeans and a T-shirt.'
Jade let out a loud sigh and slumped down on Amy's bed. 'You had
me worried there for a second Stu.'
'I know,' Amy laughed. 'Anyway, can you help me? I've been
looking at those books a little but I was up late last night
writing up a resume.'
'I don't know why I should after that little stunt. Then again it
might serve you right if I make you look as feminine as
possible.'
'Thanks Jade, Just one more thing I need your help with.'
'You're pushing you luck. Go on then.'
'Does this skirt make my butt look big?'
Almost half an hour later Amy was jangling with jewellery and
smelling like the cosmetic counter at the local department store.
Susan had already guessed what was going on. Stuart had only two
speeds when it came to doing anything. Either neutral or flat
out. Why would Amy be any different? What did surprise her was
just how pretty her son now was. The girl standing in front of
her looked wonderful, every bit the working girl on her way to a
job interview. About the only things missing were high heels but
Amy hadn't mastered them yet.
'You look... Beautiful Amy. Good luck with the job hunt and good
for you for taking it so seriously.'
'Thanks mum,' Amy smiled nervously as she licked her lipstick
covered lips and hung her handbag on her left shoulder.
-oOOo-
'Amy.' Katie said when she opened her front door. 'You look
great. What's up?'
Amy tried not to shrink back when the girl hugged her. 'Hi Katie.
I'm just going job hunting. I want to see your mum actually.'
'Sure, come on in. Did you watch Video smash hits yesterday?
Ricky Martin's new video clip was on. God he's a babe.'
'Yeah... He's... buff.' Amy said with absolutely no conviction as
the two girls walked through the house to the kitchen.
'Morning Amy,' Mrs. Frances said. 'My, my, aren't we all dolled
up?'
'Hi Mrs. F.' The girl replied as Stuart normally would but it
sounded strange coming from her new voice. 'How are you?'
'Enjoying the last week of my break love. Back to work for me
next week.'
'Ah, it's your job I wanted to see you about. Well in a round
about way.'
Margaret Frances was the professor of education at Adelaide
University. 'Oh. This sounds serious. What can I do for you?'
'I'm looking for a job and wanted to see if it's okay to put you
down as a personal reference.' Amy said. She was a little nervous
because even though Stuart got on all right with Katie's mum she
did tend to blame in when ever Katie got into trouble. Probably
because he was usually to blame. But her name on a reference
would make a job a lot easier to get.
'Of course you can love. You didn't need to ask you should know
that I'd do anything to help.'
'Where are you going to look?'
'I thought I'd start at the mall Katie,' Amy smiled with relief.
'It's only a ten minute walk so it's easy to get to work if I get
a job.'
'I think that lingerie shop is looking for a sales girl.' Katie
offered. 'That'd be great if you worked there.'
Mrs. Frances offered the girls a drink and grinned at her
daughter. 'Not that you'd ask for a discount or anything?'
'Me?' Katie said, all mock innocence. 'The thought never crossed
my mind.' She turned to face Amy. 'You want me to come?'
'Ah... No, it's okay thanks. I think I should go on my own. It
might look a bit strange to go job hunting with a support group.'
-oOOo-
'How did you go love?' Susan asked not liking the dejected look
on her daughter's pretty face.
'Not good mum. Not good at all.'
'You didn't get a job? Oh well I'm proud of you for trying.'
'I got a job.' Amy said still looking nonplussed. 'You're looking
at the newest waitress at the Copper Kettle.'
'That little coffee shop on the upper level at the mall? Amy
that's fantastic.' Susan gave the girl a delighted hug.
'You reckon? The boss is a sexist jerk. I think I only got the
job because I'm, and I quote, "A pretty little thing". I start
Thursday and I have to wear the stupid uniform.'
'What's that?'
'A short, very short, black skirt, pantyhose and a white blouse.
With that and the school dress I'll never get to wear pants.'
'Just think of the money love.' Susan said.
'Oh yeah. Speaking of that can I borrow some, I need some more
stockings and a comfortable pair of flats if I'm going to be on
my feet all day.'
'I think I can manage that.' Susan said. 'You'll just have to pay
me back when you get your first pay cheque.'
'What? Do you have any idea what pantyhose cost? I'm going to
have to get three or four pairs every week.'
'Gee, let me see. I've worn pantyhose every working day for years
Amy so I think I know the price of them. You get the same deal
Jade does. Anything you need for work and any other clothes you
want to buy you pay for. My pay packet can't keep you two in the
latest fashion.'
'That's so unfair.' Amy mumbled. Sounding like any other petulant
teenaged girl. All that was missing was the stamp of the feet.
'Not really. I pay for your school uniforms and now you're a girl
you need two summer and two winter uniforms each. That's almost
six hundred dollars there. Oh and I found out some more good news
too.'
'What?'
'I've tracked down the missing five hundred dollars.' Susan said.
'Was it a bank stuff up like we thought?'
'Not really. I found my last cheque book and it turns out I paid
that money to the Adelaide Dance, Music and Drama Academy for
your ballet tuition for the next 6 months.'
'There is no way in hell I am doing Ballet,' Amy stated
forcefully. 'Not a hope in hell.'
'I figured you'd say that so I called the woman who runs the
Academy and she has agreed to refund half of the money but only
on one condition. She gets some government funding and if you
pull out all together her numbers will drop and she'll lose her
grant. If you want the two hundred and fifty dollars in the Hong
Kong fund your going to have to do something. Acting or something
like that. Otherwise we blow the whole five hundred'
Jade had walked in and was listening. 'When I was doing your hair
this morning we had the radio on and we were both singing to that
Christina Aguilera song. You have a pretty good voice Amy. A bit
of training and you'd be great.'
'So?'
'So, your dead head mates can almost play music. Get them back
together and you can make some money playing at some school
dances and stuff.'
"You're trying to make my life sound like the Blues Brother's
movie.' Amy complained.
'More like Pink sister.' Jade smiled. 'Just trying to help.'
-oOOo-
Eleven days later Amy was not in a good mood. Her feet we killing
her, her pantyhose were bloody hot and she seemed to be dropping
a lot of stuff. Not good in a shorter than short skirt. What had
Jade said about it when she saw Amy dressed for work the first
time? Oh yeah. 'Any shorter and the whole mall will be you
gynecologist.' Worst of all was the fact that her bra must have
shrunk in the wash. Talk about sore breasts Work was the pits, no
wonder she had put it off so long when she was Stuart. Why was it
she was thinking of Stuart as a totally independent person from
herself?
'Customers at Table 13 Amy,' Her boss Sam told her pointing at
two women. 'They don't have all day sweetie.'
"Screw you Sam," Amy thought as she made weaved her way across
the coffee shop. 'Hi,' She dutifully smiled as she approached a
table, pen and notebook at the ready. 'What would you like?'
The Copper Kettle was on the upper level of the shopping mall,
far away from the fast food outlets and noisy teens in the food
court, so it tended to attract older clients who preferred caf?
latte's and cappuccinos to diet cokes. Unfortunately for Amy, not
all of those clients were women. More and more of the older men
who work in the shops were taking their coffee in the Copper
Kettle, most of who liked to watch her as she worked. Some
enjoyed rubbing up against her as they took their seats.
It was after one of these "accidents" that Amy took her break.
'You okay Amy?' Jenna, one of her coworkers asked.
'Not really,' Amy replied as she sat, making sure she crossed her
legs. 'I think I overdid it on the chocolate this morning.' The
two had nibbled on some of the chocolate that went into the
brownies and muffins and Amy kept going back for more.
'I did try and warn you,' Jenna laughed. 'These skirts don't give
much leeway when it comes to eating.'
'They are a little tight. If anything it seems to be getting
tighter. The problem is I really needed a chocolate fix and now
my stomach is paying.'
'It was cooking chocolate, maybe it was just a little rich for
you.' Jenna suggested touching the other girl's arm. 'You tell me
if you feel really sick and I'll cover for you for the rest of
the shift. There are only a couple of hours to go.
A couple of hours? That felt like a life sentence to the new
girl, but these days, everything was a matter of time. There had
been no word from Wang or Mei Ling despite her mother's friend's
help. Amy found herself either marking off the days as they
finished or dreading what was yet to come. Saturday would mark
her fifteenth birthday and she was not looking forward to the
family dinner and all that it entailed. If she managed to get
through that she faced at least two months as a high school girl.
She and Jenna talked a little more while Amy sipped diet
lemonade. 'Oh well,' Jenna sighed, looking at her watch. 'Time to
get back to the salt mines I guess.'
'I'll be there in a tick. I need to...' Piss, Amy wanted to say.
Siphon the python, take a leak, have a slash, say hello to my
best friend. '...Visit the ladies room.'
'Okay, don't take too long. You know how Sam is.'
"You want to powder your nose you do it on your time missy, not
mine." Both girls giggled as they quoted their boss verbatim.
Amy went through the kitchen and into a hall that ran behind all
of the shops feeling grateful that the "Little girl's room" was
so close. Entering a stall she lifted her skirt and happily, if
briefly, pulled down her pantyhose and panties. It was when she
had finished peeing and had bent over to pull up her underwear
that she saw something unusual. It took about five or ten
seconds, a very slow five or ten seconds for her brain to take in
what she was seeing and at least as much time again for her to
put two and two together.
Another woman was washing her hands when she heard a voice come
from one of the stalls. 'Fuck Mamma Chow,' said a young sounding
girl with an agonised tone to her voice. The woman would have
stayed to say something about her terrible language but thought
it might have something to do with drugs so she quickly wiped her
hands, picked up her purse and got out of there.
Amy rushed back to the Copper Kettle and went through her
handbag. 'Fuck, fuck, fuck.' She whispered. Keys, a purse, some
loose change, some old tissues and a lipstick. Finally right at
the bottom she found what she was looking for and headed back to
the bathroom. She was hoping to avoid Sam if at all possible but
of course luck wasn't on her side.
'Hang on a second.' Sam said standing between Amy and the
kitchen. 'Where are you off to? You just had a break cupcake.'
Cupcake? 'I have to go to the ladies room Sam.' She almost
whispered.
'Didn't you just go? What's the matter? Did you forget to re-do
your lipstick? I am running a business here and I might be wrong
but caf?s don't make a lot of money if the waitresses are all
gossiping in the bloody toilets.'
Amy just stood there, unsure what to do next. Thankfully Sam's
wife, Lena heard the conversation. Seeing the pleading look in
the young girl's eyes and put two and two together. 'It's OK
Sam,' She said to her husband. 'I asked Amy to go in there and
see if she can find my purse.'
'You've lost your purse?' Sam started ranting. 'Bloody women. You
lot would lose your heads if they weren't screwed on.'
'I'm sure it will turn up Sammy.' Lena smiled. 'Just see if it's
in there please Amy.'
She didn't need to be told t