The Jade Box
By Genni Smith
'Phone Susan,' Emma, the receptionist told her. 'It's your daughter.'
Susan Denton looked at her watch and frowned. With a mother's intuition she knew
something must be wrong. 'Jade. What's up?'
'You better get home mum.' Jade's voice betrayed her normally stoic approach to all
emergencies.
'What's wrong? Is it Stuart?'
'Sort of. Just come home. Please.'
On the twenty-minute drive back to her house all manner of possibilities ran through the
mother's mind. Everything from a bad cut to a broken bone right up to a freak twister that
knocked down the house leaving her son in the rubble.
She blamed herself for not being at home more often but since the divorce six years ago
she had to work to pay for the little luxuries of life. Like food, the mortgage, her kid's
schooling and electricity.
She also thought about her two children. Jade at almost seventeen was a lot like her in
many ways. Petite and blonde Jade was very good looking, a fact she used to her
advantage on many occasions. The girl was the student of the two and sometimes took
life a little too seriously for Susan's comfort.
Her son, Stuart, two weeks off his fifteenth birthday, was much more laid back, much
more like his father. At nigh on six foot tall he towered over both her and his sister. He
had his father's darker colouring and winning grin and he was also a pretty good
sportsman, playing both Australian rules football and cricket for his school and A-grade
tennis for a local club during the summer. In fact, the one trait Stuart seemed to inherit
from Susan and not her ex-husband was a love of music. He was pretty good at the guitar
and has organized a few of his friends into a half way decent garage band.
God alone knew what was happening back at the house but as she pulled up she was
overjoyed to see the place was still pretty much as she left it that morning. She quickly
parked her car and raced into the house only to be met by Jade. 'What?' she snapped at
her daughter. 'What on earth is wrong?'
'Come and see for yourself mum.'
About this time Susan was ready to kill her daughter. After the terrible business trip to
Hong Kong the last thing she needed was the drawn out torture she was feeling. But she
followed her daughter into the kitchen where she saw a girl in her early teens sitting at
the kitchen table. It looked like the girl was in shock and she'd recently been crying.
Susan tried to work out what the hell was going on and why she'd been summonsed from
work for a girl she'd never seen before. And then she saw the box. 'My God,' she gasped.
Hand rushing to her mouth. 'It can't be.'
'It is,' Her daughter replied.
Susan continued to look at the girl dressing in a pair of denim shorts and powder blue T-
shirt with a sweetheart neckline. The girl hadn't even acknowledged Susan's presence.
The look in her eyes told both Jade and her mother that she was off with the fairies. For
the moment, Susan thought, it might be the best place for her.
'You'd better come and see this mum.' Again Susan followed her daughter, this time
down the hall. 'Notice anything different?' The sixteen-year-old asked.
It took her a second but once again Susan simply said, 'My God.' In every family photo
hanging on the hall wall the young girl sitting in shock in her kitchen was now in the
shot.
'But wait. There's more.' Jade Denton said, sounding like a cheesy presenter on the home
shopping channel. She lead her mother to Stuart's bedroom and threw the door open with
a bit too much melodrama for Susan's liking. The room that she had last seen before work
that morning was totally changed. It had been, like most teenaged boys' bedrooms, a
complete pigsty. Now it was ordered and distinctly feminine. The colour was changed.
White walls and a floral bedspread seemed to leap out at her, as did the piles of make up
on the dresser and a jewellery box that had once belonged to Susan's mother.
'When did it happen?'
Jade took a deep breath, something she did when she was about to launch into a long
explanation. 'Well,' she started. 'I went out shopping this morning at around ten and the
little jerk was still snoring away. When I got home I found him where he is now and saw
the box, put two and two together and then rang you. All I've been able to get out of him
since is that he found it in your wardrobe when he was looking for his birthday presents. I
guess he got more of a surprise than he bargained for.'
Susan headed back for the kitchen and looked at the shocked kid who was now sitting in
the foetal position. It didn't much matter, boy or girl, the scared child was hers and she
hugged her and brushed away her tears. 'I'm sorry honey. I didn't mean for you to find the
box.'
'You know about that thing?' Stuart asked her pointing to the intricately carved Jade box
on the table. 'You know and you didn't tell me?' The words hung in the air like some kind
of noxious gas then the girl/boy raised herself to her full height which was now much
closer to five feet than six, and announced. 'Great, now I have to go to the toilet.'
'Remember to sit.' Jade smiled and was rewarded by a murderous look.
'That was uncalled for,' Susan said to her daughter after Stuart left the room.
'Why? Look at him. He's only been a girl for a little over an hour and he's totally gone to
pieces. I'd hate to see him getting touched up by some guy or be around for his first
period if this is any indication of how he'll handle it.'
'How can you say that Jade? His whole world it turned upside down and he's scared.'
'Well as far as I am concerned he's a typical guy and a little spell on our side of the fence
would teach him lessons he'd never dreamed existed.'
'OK,' Susan shot back. 'Let me put it this way. Do what you can to help him or say
goodbye to sunshine because you'll be grounded until you're thirty. Is that clear?'
'Crystal.'
In the toilet Stuart struggled with the button fly of the little shorts he now wore and
looked over his breasts to see the white lacy panties he had on. With a snort of disgust he
pulled both the tight shorts and panties down in one fell swoop and then turned and sat on
the "throne". That seemed about all he was doing, sitting. He tried to clench and release
different muscles but no urine flowed even though he felt like he was about to burst.
'How the hell do you do this?' he whispered to himself still stunned at the sound of the
voice coming from his throat. To him he sounded like a little girl. Finally it felt like he
did explode as urine came out in a hurry. There seemed to be no way to aim it and he
heard the very feminine sound of water hitting water. Another thing he found out was it
seemed as difficult to stop as it had been to start, not like when he was a guy and he could
turn it off and on at will. It was, he guessed, a practiced art and one he hoped he wouldn't
have time to perfect. The one bright spot was the fact that his mother seemed to know
what the story was with the box and so she should be able to get him back to normal, at
least in theory. Eventually the flow ceased and he was about to stand and pull up the
feminine underpants and a short when he realised this lovely trip to the "Ladies room"
wasn't quite over. Stuart grabbed a big wad of toilet paper, not knowing the amount he
needed, and dabbed his new private parts. He didn't even know if he was supposed to
just wipe the pubic hair or actually go between the pink lips he now possessed but
judging by the wetness he felt down there he decided on the latter.
'You took your time,' Jade said and her mother flashed her a warning look.
'So sue me,' Stuart replied understandably sullenly as he slumped back down into a
kitchen chair. 'I've never had a... a...'
'...Vagina,' Susan finished off the sentence. 'In this house we call it a vagina. At least if
you want to keep breathing. You might find out that all of the slang names for that part of
the female anatomy aren't so funny now you have one yourself.'
Stuart had already run through the long list of names as he sat on the toilet. Snatch, gash,
flaps, pussy, cunt. His mother was right.
'How you feeling?' Susan asked her son sympathetically.
'How do you think I feel mum?' He snapped back at her. 'I feel like I woke up in the
twilight zone. Like I am having some weird kind of nightmare. I mean I've got boobs for
Christ sake. I'm shorter than Jade now and I feel like I have the body strength of a three-
year-old. I sound like a three year old too and on top of all that I've got more hair than a
old English sheep dog.' Stuart grabbed a hand full of his long brown hair and then
unconsciously tucked it behind his ear in a very feminine gesture.
'But apart from that you're OK hey?' Jade managed to say with a straight face.
'The only thing I want to know,' the new girl said, ignoring his older sister, 'is how?
Why? And what?'
'That's three things.'
'Jade Lydia Denton,' Susan said, coming very close to the end of her tether. 'How does
Catholic boarding school sound to you?' That seemed to stop the interruptions from her
eldest child so Susan continued. 'OK Stuart,' Without realising it she took a deep breath
just like Jade had and then kept right on going with her story. 'Do you remember when I
came back from Hong Kong last week I wasn't in the best of moods?' The boy's breasts
jiggled slightly as he nodded. 'Well, I was meant to go on the business trip with Bob
Drummond but his son was in a car accident so they sent me over there with Lou
Stevens.'
'Ah ha.'
Susan was a Personal assistant at one of the largest Internet providers in Australia. 'I get
on fine with Bob but Lou is a different story. We were over in Hong Kong to try and get
a contract with a Chinese firm and Lou basically worked me like a dog. I don't mind that,
I get good money, especially when I am away from time to time. What really got me was
the way he acted in front of the Chinese. He more or less treated me like a slave and was
just about as sexist as a person could be. I could put up with even that, to a point. On the
last day there I found out that while I was working my butt off Lou had one of the women
from Accounting stashed away in his hotel room at night and in the day she went out and
saw Hong Kong. The only bit of the Island I saw was on the way from the airport to the
hotel or out of the window on the seventeenth floor.'
Susan stopped to light a cigarette and look at both her children. 'I was fuming. I mean
really fuming. I'm surprised I didn't burst into flames, I was so hot. I was sitting in the
bar, having some wine, trying to work out what to do about it and I got talking to this
lovely waitress named Mei Ling. I poured out the whole story to her and she could see I
was mighty angry. In the end she gave me a piece of paper with an address and a name on
it. Mamma Chow. She said Mamma Chow could help me and told me to go see her. She
wouldn't elaborate on it but I got the feeling that Mamma Chow, whoever she was might
well be the right person to talk to.'
Taking a deep drag on the cigarette, using it almost like a comma in a sentence, Susan
continued. 'It was Sunday, we flew out heading for home early the next morning and I
went out and saw a bit of the place. I really didn't care if I got the sack. It was wonderful,
so full of people and the shopping was great but all day I just kept thinking of Mamma
Chow. I didn't know how she could help me but in the end I just sort of drifted to the
address I had.'
Stuart inwardly groaned. He hated the way both of the women in his house used a
thousand words to tell a story he could have told in two hundred. On this occasion
though, his masculinity was on the line so he let her go.
'Anyway, before I knew it I was knocking on the door in this dirty little alley in one of
the older parts of Hong Kong. This kid, about eight years old, opened the door and I told
him Mei Ling had sent me to see Mamma Chow. He just nodded and led me up some
very rickety old stairs. Mamma Chow looked like she was Eighty but she was probably
more like sixty. She was wearing this blue Mao suit and didn't speak a work of English so
the boy translated for us. Mei Ling had already phoned her and she knew all about my
problem. That box,' Susan pointed to the box that was on her kitchen table, 'was placed in
front of me and I was told it would turn Lou into a woman. I didn't believe it but the old
woman insisted I take it. She told me that any man who opened the box would become
female and the only people who would ever know the difference was the person
transformed by it and anyone who knew the boxes purpose. All the old woman asked was
that I write to the hotel and praise Mei Ling so she might get a better paid job.'
'So you left the box lying around the house for anyone to open it?' Stuart snapped.
Susan looked her son up and down. 'Well if you call hidden behind my shoe rack in the
wardrobe of my bedroom "lying around" then I guess I did.' The boy grimaced at that last
statement. 'And believe me you haven't heard the last of that.' The mother said in a way
only mothers can. 'Of course I didn't believe it but the thought of Lou in a dress was
enough to make me smile the whole flight home. When Jade picked me up at the airport I
told her about my strange Sunday in Hong Kong.'
Jade cut in at this point. 'The thought of it made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself.
You see, mum didn't know but last year, at the firm's Christmas picnic Lou had tried to
put the hard word on me and he didn't look like he was going to take no for an answer.
Luckily his wife wandered over to where he had me cornered and that was the last I heard
of it. I didn't tell mum because I knew she'd quit her job just for the satisfaction of telling
Lou where to stick it.'
'That's right,' Susan said. 'I would have. But I thought about the box and was going to gift
wrap it and leave it on Lou's desk when the contract is signed and then wait for the fun to
start.'
Stuart took all of this in quietly. It would have been nothing more than bad fairy tale if he
himself wasn't evidences it was all true. 'I take it,' he said slowly and deliberately, 'that
there's no reverse switch on this thing?' He pushed the box away from him but he did it
gingerly, as if afraid of what else it could do to him.
Susan grimaced. 'No,' she said simply, leaving the implications hanging in the air
between them.
'Please tell me you have a plan? Something to get me out of this body?'
His mother shook her head. The three of them sat around leaving a lot unsaid. Susan was
at a loss but she needed to try something, if only to make Stuart feel better. She reached
for her Filofax and dialled the hotel she had stayed in Hong Kong. Turning on the
speakerphone she waited until the call was answered.
'Hello, Emperor Ming Hotel," came a heavily accented female voice. "How may I help
you?'
'Yes, my name is Susan Denton, I stayed at your hotel on the 15th, 16 and 17 of this
month. I want to talk to a woman named Mei Ling.'
'What room please?' The receptionist asked.
'No. She was a waitress.'
'What room please?' was the frustrating answer.
Susan fell into the old trap when it came to talking with people who didn't speak English
all that well. She slowed her speech down and raised her voice, hoping it would make
things clear. 'She's Staff. A waitress. Mei Ling.'
'No personal calls,' was the curt reply followed by the receptionist hanging up.
Stuart was not feeling a great deal better. If anything he felt a lot worse. 'That went well.'
He said.
'That was only step one.' Susan told him. 'There was a guy there, Wang, who helps set up
business conferences and does some translating if it's needed. I have his e-mail address
somewhere. If all else fails I can find Mamma Chow if we go back to Hong Kong.'
'Then lets go.' Stuart said in all seriousness. 'We could catch the next plane. It's about a 7-
hour flight. I could be normal by the time we go to bed.'
Jade had kept quiet for as long as she could. 'Mamma Chow must be powerful but I doubt
even she could make you normal Stuart. Male? Yes. Normal? No one's that good.'
Susan looked at a smiling Jade and shook her head. 'Don't you have some where else to
go?'
'Nope.'
'I'll put it another way Jade. Go. I don't care where. Go see a movie or a friend. Go
shopping. Just go and leave this to me.' She couldn't really blame the girl. Her kids were
usually at each other's throats, Stuart giving as good as he got, and Susan could see this
was too good to pass up but it wasn't helping anyone.
Knowing that tone of voice well Jade stood. 'Well, I did tell Sandra I'd go over to her
place today. We were going to try out some hairstyles for her job interview next week.'
'Good.'
'I'll be home later.' She kissed her mother on the cheek and headed for the door. At the
last minute she turned to Stuart. 'If you're a good girl I'll help you with your hair when I
get home.'
'Goodbye Jade,' Susan sighed.
Mother and transformed son were silent until they heard the car start off down the
driveway. Susan took both of her son's slimmer, daintier hands and looked him straight in
the eyes. 'You have to know how sorry I am that this happened to you,' she started. 'I
don't have any idea what this is like for you honey but I can understand you're upset.'
'But...'
'But you have to face some realities here. I promise you I'll do what I can to make sure
you spend as little time as possible as a girl. It's just there are a few things we both have
to take into consideration. I'd love to go back to Hong Kong but I've used up all of my
holiday time spending Christmas with you and your sister. I'd ask for more but with this
China deal on at work at the moment I wouldn't get it and the plain and simple truth is we
don't have the money for plane fares or Accommodation. You don't even have a passport
so even if I could take the time off and we had the cash you'd have a two week wait for
that.'
It sounded reasonable to Stuart even though he'd never admit it. Looking down at the
breasts that now dominated his view he quietly said. 'How long?'
'Two, maybe three months.' Susan told him. 'Four months tops. Unless Wang can pass a
message on to Mei Ling'
It sounded like a jail sentence to the boy, a bloody long one from where he sat. A
thousand emotions seemed to flash through him at once. Anger, pain, sorrow, self-pity,
fear, horror and vulnerability. 'Just keep Jade off my back.' Was all he said as he fell,
sobbing into his mother's arms.
-oOOo-
Jade got home around ten o'clock that night no knowing what to expect. Her mother was
sitting at the computer checking her e-mail every five minutes in case she got word from
Wang or Mei Ling. 'Hi,' Jade said, unsure of her mother's reaction.
'Oh, hello. I didn't hear you come in.' Susan got up and gave her daughter a quick hug.
'Sorry about before Mum. I went too far.'
'I think you know who you should apologise to.'
'Yeah,' Jade nodded. 'This whole thing is weird and I guess I didn't think about it from his
point of view... Even if he is a little jerk.'
'Stuart's all right normally. He's just a typical little brother. Your uncle Andrew did far
worse to me when I was your age.'
'It's Strange. Sandra was asking about Amy and I didn't know who she was referring to at
first and then I worked it out that Stuart is Amy. No one knows he was ever a guy.'
Susan frowned a little. Feeling guilty and not for the first time that day. 'Amy Jo Denton
to be exact. I gave her a sleeping tablet and put her to bed.'
'I might go off to bed too. Good night Mum.'
'Sleep tight Jade.'
Jade went to the toilet and was heading for her room when she past her brother's door.
She heard sobbing and knocked.
'What?'
'It's just me Stuart. Are you okay?'
'Ah ha.' He said in a voice that sounded anything but.
Jade opened the door and entered. In the little bit of moonlight that spilled into the room
she could make out the much smaller form of her brother in bed. 'Sorry about before.'
'Whatever.'
'No really. I'm sorry.' Jade sat down next to him and put her hand on his arm. 'Being a girl
isn't that bad. You'll see.'
'You Just don't get it do you?' He spat as he put on a pink bedside lamp and sat up. 'You
don't have any idea what it's like?'
'I am a girl you know.' Jade was a little taken aback at this outburst even though her
brother was now smaller than she was.
'You don't get it at all.'
'So tell me Stu.' She said softly. 'Make me understand.'
He thought about it for a bit, tears running down his smooth cheeks. 'Okay. Look, I'm
your brother, or at least I was, so I never say this sort of stuff to you. If you tell anyone
what I'm about to say I'll deny it.'
'Go on.' 'You're pretty, smart, you have a good personality and most of my friends think
you're hot. Things come easy to you. Now imagine you wake up tomorrow and you're a
fat chick named Ethel, with glasses, pimples and bad breath. Now imagine you as Ethel
are in the pilot's chair of a 747 and you have to land the plane even though you don't have
a clue how. Getting the picture?'
'Yep.' Now it was Jade's turn to feel guilty.
'I don't have a clue about girls. God they're hard enough to work out as a guy but now I
have to be one and I don't know how.'
'That I can help you with.' Jade smiled. 'I can teach you how to be a girl.'
'I don't really want to know Jade. My whole life has changed because of Mamma Chow
and that stinking box. No one saw Stuart kick five goals in the grand final last year
because it didn't happen. No one saw me take a hat trick in cricket because I didn't play in
the game. No one has heard me play guitar because from what I read in Amy's diary...'
'You, I mean she has a diary?'
'... Doesn't every girl?' Stuart asked.
'No. Well, back in the dark ages maybe.'
'Well Amy does, or I do. Whatever. She plays the flute. I can't play a note on the thing.
She does ballet.' Jade giggled a little at the thought of her brother in a pink leotard. He
ignored it and ploughed on. 'I tried to do a pass de whatever the hell you call them and
fell flat on my arse. You want to know what it's like for me? Well, from now until I get
back to normal, that's assuming I do get back to normal, I will have to be acting with
everything and everyone wether I want to or not.'
Silence filled the air for a minute or two as Jade took all of this in. Finally she said, 'I get
it Stuart. I really get it. Let me do what I can to help? Please?'
He nodded and took her outstretched hand. 'Okay. Truce.'
Susan walked past the room and saw Jade and Stuart do something she hadn't seen since
her kids were really little. Hug. She hurried off so she didn't break the clinch.
'Good night Amy.' Jade said as she left the room.
'You are pushing it.' Stuart said as he threw a pillow at his sister.
'Oh there is one more thing before I leave you. Exactly which friends of yours think I'm
hot and what are their phone numbers?'
'Night Ethel.'
-oOOo-
Amazingly his mother had been right Things didn't look as bad after some sleep. They
were bad enough in Stuart's view but now they only looked Titanic bad as opposed to the
Black plague bad he felt the previous night.
Stepping out of the shower he paused to look at his new body, really look at it. He still
didn't like what he saw, not on him anyway. On some one else it would have been fine.
What he hated about it most of all, probably even more than the femininity that seemed to
leap out of his petite body, was the cutesy factor he now possessed. His face was all girl.
From the cute little button nose to the dimples on chubby cheeks, each side of a pretty
smile. There was a bit of a resemblance to his mother and Jade but a lot of his father and
Aunts about him. Lowering his glance his eyes drifted past the wet hair that stuck to his
slender shoulders and onto two smallish but very feminine breasts. They were much more
conical in shape to the ones he liked to look at in playboy and on-line but he put it down
to his age. Going lower still he registered the slimness of his arms and he missed he
muscles he'd spent ages building up. Now they were so small they reminded him of pipe
cleaners. A trim waist and a flat stomach with a belly button that stuck out rather than his
old innie gave way to hips that flared just enough to make him look in proportion. He
looked quickly at the triangle of pubic hair that covered a barely visible vertical cleft. He
thought of all of the girls he liked and wondered if that triangle was worth all of the
efforts he and his friends put in. The one in the mirror was almost a let down after all of
his hormone driven fantasies about them.
'Are you ready Stuart?' Susan called from the hallway.
He wrapped the towel around himself, the same way his sister always did and opened the
door having made a big decision. 'You and Jade had better call me Amy Mum.' He
sighed. 'At least for the time being.'
'Are you sure love?'
'Yeah. We all know who I really am but it would look kind of weird if you're running
around calling me Stuart.'
-oOOo-
Being a Saturday Susan had the day to spend with her kids who were off school for the
summer holidays anyway. Normally Stuart would be out with his friends playing cricket
or doing what ever it is that teenaged boys do when they're together and Jade was either
at work or sleeping in. Susan herself did her weekly grocery shop on Saturdays but this
morning they all had a more pressing problem. What was Amy going to wear?
'I hope you two don't expect me to get dressed by a committee meeting every morning.'
Amy grumbled as she stood in her room dressed in an apricot coloured satin robe. 'I can
dress myself you know?'
'Sure you can sweetie,' Susan said. 'Just think of us as training wheels. Just for a few
days.'
Amy was directed to a seat in front of a vanity mirror so Jade could blow-dry her hair.
'Have you heard from Wing or Dung or whatever the hell his name is?' She half shouted
to be heard over the noise of the drier.
'Wang,' Susan corrected. 'Not yet but if I still haven't heard from him by Monday I'll talk
to a guy we're using on the China contract. He's lived in China for 6 years and he speaks
fluent Mandarin. He shouldn't have any problems getting on the phone and talking to
Wang or Mei Ling.'
It took about ten minutes to dry and comb her hair and then she was handed a pink pair of
panties and matching Bra. 'Well?' She said to her mother and sister. 'Turn around.'
'We have seen it before Amy.' 'Not on me you haven't.' Amy stated. 'Humour me.'
Both of the other women sighed and turned away as Amy took off the robe and pulled up
the panties but Jade couldn't resist wolf whistling as her sister pulled on a pair of panties
for the first time.
'I don't know why I can't just dag around in my normal clothes,' Amy griped as her
mother did up the straps of the bra and told her how to put it on the easy way, clasping it
in front of her and then spinning it around.
'I know you Amy. Half the time on weekends you slipped on a pair of football shorts and
that was it. If you're going to be a girl you will look the part. I don't want other people
looking at you and saying I am a bad mother for letting you get around looking like......'
'...like a boy?' Amy interrupted.
'Exactly,' Susan nodded. 'If nothing else I would have thought you'd have learned in the
last day that boys and girls are different. Besides, don't think I am going to waste my
energy on fighting you about what you wear. I already have a perfectly adequate
teenaged daughter to do that with.'
Susan pulled out a pair of black three-quarter length jeans and a pink T-shirt with a large
butterfly embroidered on the chest.
'At least let me wear normal jeans and a black T-shirt.'
'Do you think people will mistake you as a boy if you wear them? Look at yourself Amy,
you could wear a sack and people will still see a girl.'
'At least I could be a comfortable girl.'
'Please Amy, you know fighting stresses me. Do you know what happens when I get
stressed?'
'I got a feeling you're going to tell me,' the girl replied as she tried not to look at the
figure clad only in lingerie staring out of the mirror.
'I forget things.' Susan said. 'It's funny, I thought I wouldn't have a problem finding
Mamma Chow in Hong Kong but now? Now I am not too sure I could. I know it's off a
main street with lots of Chinese people. There can't be too many of them in Hong Kong
can there?'
'Okay, okay.' Amy conceded defeat. 'I'll wear the stupid things.' He reached for the pants
only to hear his mother and Jade laugh again.
'What? What did I do now?'
'You're trying to put the pants on the wrong way.' Jade giggled. 'The zipper goes on the
back.'
'How the hell am I supposed to go the toilet that way?'
'Think about it Amy.'
All of a sudden a light bulb went on in Amy's mind. 'Oh.' She said. 'You two are enjoying
this far too much for my liking?'
The T-shirt followed and then Jade set to work on her sister's hair. She figured she'd
tortured her enough so she just put it in a ponytail and used two little clips to keep the
stray tendrils at the side out of her face. Make up was pushing it too hard so she didn't
bother. Susan had gone to answer the doorbell.
'Some one here to see you Amy.'
'What? Who? Tell them I'm sick or something.' She stammered. It wasn't a lie. The
thought of anyone seeing her dressed like a girl was making her sick very quickly.
'Don't be silly Amy.' Susan brushed off the hysteria. 'It's only Katie.'
'Katie from next door? That's bad enough.' Katie and Stuart grew up together and Katie
was a bit of a tomboy so the two got on well. She could out kick, out run and out fight
every boy in school when she was younger. Every boy but Stuart.
What made Susan and Jade smile was the fact that the poor girl had a huge crush on a
totally oblivious Stuart. As puberty hit Katie had softened in both her dress sense and
boisterousness and in the past year or so had done everything but throw herself naked on
to Stuart. Sometimes Katie didn't think Stuart even knew she was a girl. A very cute
blonde girl with almost sky blue eyes.
'Well it's too late.' Susan stated. 'She's waiting for you in the lounge room.'
-oOOo-
Stuart, now Amy felt totally strange in her pink strappy sandals as she walked out to meet
Katie with about the same enthusiasm Marie Antoinette must have felt as she headed for
the guillotine
Katie didn't seem to think anything was wrong. 'Hi Amy,' she said, hugging her best
friend. 'I was just wondering if you wanted to go to the mall with me?'
Amy was once again reminded of her new height as she looked Katie in the eyes for the
first time in three or so years. 'I'd rather swallow razor blades,' she mumbled truthfully.
'Sorry, what was that?'
Susan jumped in saying 'She said she'd love to go.'
'Mum.'
'Sorry Amy? my memory is going again.'
'I'd love to come,' Amy told her friend in a not so lady like tone.
'Did I miss something in there?' Katie asked when the two girls got outside.
'Only a form of child abuse.' Amy replied sullenly.
'You are a wicked, wicked woman.' Jade Told her mother.
'Ah ha but you have to push the chick out of the nest one way or another.' Susan grinned.
-oOOo-
Stuart never got shopping. He just never *got* it. For him it was a case of get in, get what
you want and get the hell out again. About all he'd do at the mall was sit in the food
court and look at the girls with his friends. Now, as Amy he was one of the girls but
shopping was still a mystery. She and Katie had linked up with two other girls from
School, Terri, a tall brunette who now dwarfed Amy, and Emma, who had beautiful red
hair and piercing green eyes.
They spent hours going from one shop to another to try on and even worse, discuss every
item of clothing in the mall. It wasn't even until the shopping trip was about half an hour
old that Amy worked out no one had any money to spend on clothes or make up.
Shopping for them was a social outing and she was amazed to find out that the shopping
was just a setting for talk. Talk about boys, bands, boy bands, the school gossip and of
course clothes and make up.
Stuart never got the talking thing. To him it seemed a waste to use hundreds of words
when a few grunts could convey much the same message. And what he didn't get about
girls is they seem to think silence is just there to fill in with words. Around Katie, Emma
and Terri, if silence was truly golden then Amy would be bankrupt forever.
Amy tried to hold up her end of the conversation but she was way out of her depth and
before too long the other girls seemed to sense something was wrong. He knew this
because Katie said, 'is something wrong Amy? You don't seem yourself this morning.'
'You don't know the half of it.' Amy smiled as she sat in the food court trying not to look
at the boys looking at her.
'Anything we can help you with?' Terri asked, reaching out and taking Amy's hand.
'I don't think so, unless you know someone in Hong Kong.'
'Huh?'
'Forget it. Don't worry, I am OK.' She smiled, finishing a salad sandwich she had bought
when the others did even though she'd rather have a burger and fries.
'Where to now?' Emma asked.
'I need to go to the ladies room.' Katie announced.
Thus Amy was introduced to another female tradition. Going to the ladies room in
groups. The women's toilets weren't half as smelly but there was a bit of a queue so the
four of them waited patiently and chatted some more.
Feeling ready to burst by the time she finally got to a stall Amy struggled out of the pants
and then sat and peed, feeling very relieved. Being the last in she was the last out and she
found her new friends standing around the mirror either washing their hands or re-
applying make up. She walked to the basin and washed her hands, only half listening to
the conversation. That was until they discussed what they were doing that night and Katie
mentioned the fact that she was going out with Steve Ellis.
'I thought you hated him?' Amy said.
'Hated him? I have been going out with him for over six months.'
'Yeah,' Emma giggled. 'They're practically married.'
This was news to Amy. As far as she knew Katie did hate the guy. He'd sniffed around
her for awhile but she wasn't interested. Steve and Stuart didn't exactly get on, coming to
blows on more than one occasion especially when Steve wouldn't take Katie's answer of
no. It seemed like more than her gender had changed.
-oOOo-
'How was your day honey?' Susan asked Amy a she walked into the kitchen.
'Great,' Amy answered sarcastically. 'We shopped, we bonded and we even peed together.
The perfect day for any girl. And to top it all off nicely some nice boys invited me to
show them my tits as I walked home.'
'Well, as Tammy Wynette once said: sometimes it hard to be a woman.'
'I have no idea who Tammy Wynette is but I would have gladly taken her word for it
without this practical demonstration.' Amy grumbled as she motioned to her body. 'And I
could have done without the shopping trip today.'
'Well, you did have to get out of the house and sooner is better than later.'
'I could have lived with later Mum.'
'You have to get used to being Amy now. If we can't get you back to normal in the next
two weeks you will just have to go to school as Amy.'
The girl shuddered at the thought of the school dress she'd seen hanging in her wardrobe
earlier. 'I know. It's just not easy for me Mum.'
'I know sweetie.' Susan said hugging her. 'There still hasn't been a reply from Wang
though so we may well have to go to Hong Kong.' Susan searched her daughter's eyes for
a second and said, 'there is something else bothering you isn't there?'
'Sort of. Did you know Katie has a boyfriend?'
'No but good for her.'
'You think? She's going out with a real jerk.'
'He must have something going for him. I mean Katie is a sensible girl and she seems to
like the good guys.'
'Well not this time,' Amy said, wondering which nice guy her mother was talking about.
To her knowledge Katie had never really like any guy in particular. 'Oh well,' She added.
'Terri and Emma invited me over to Emma's house to watch some stupid chick flicks
tonight. But before you say anything I said no.'
'So what are you going to do instead?'
'Take off this damned uncomfortable bra, put on a pair of shorts, a baggy T-shirt and then
I am going to sit down and watch the football and think boy thoughts. I have had enough
of girl world for one day.'
Susan thought about it for a second and came to the conclusion that Amy was probably
right. No point in pushing the girl too far. Besides, Susan though later as she looked at
Amy stretched out on the sofa, even in shorts and a T-shirt she still looked very cute.
-oOOo-
'Oi, Faceache, get up. We've got work to do'
'Huh?' Amy said as she was wrenched from her slumber.
'I said get up,' Jade repeated. 'I said I was going to help and I will but I get to pick the
lesson times.'
'Lesson?' Amy looked at the bedside clock. 'Bloody hell, It's only 9:30. I didn't think it
was ever this early on a Sunday morning.'
'Well there's a lot you don't know sister dear. That's what today is about. I am going to
teach you everything you ever wanted to know about being a girl but were afraid to ask.'
'Doesn't the Bible say something about not working on the Sabbath?'
Jade nodded and smiled. 'Yeah and I may be wrong but I seem to remember something in
there that goes: Thou shalt not pisseth off thou older sister. Lest older sister useth her new
found height and weight advantage and slappeth you into last week.'
'You even thought about getting into motivational speaking?' Amy asked as she swung
her legs out of bed and sat up.
'No.'
'Good.'
Jade ignored that last little bit. 'You've got 45 minutes to eat some breakfast and then get
that round little butt of yours into the shower. By the way, you look so cute.'
Amy looked into the mirror as she stood. She was wearing the same baggy T-shirt she
had on the night before and her panties just peeked out from underneath but worst was
the fact that her hair had that "Just been shagged" look, as Stuart and his friends referred
to it. 'Forget what I said about the Bible Jade, because if there was a God he'd do the
honourable thing and strike either me, or preferably you, dead.'
'Hustle sweetie,' Jade laughed. 'You've got a lot to learn today.'
-oOOo-
After two pieces of white toast and a long, hot shower Amy felt a little better but as she
wrapped a towel around herself she wasn't looking forward to Jade playing teacher. Jade
for her part was anxious to get underway. 'Did you wash and condition your hair?' She
asked when she walked into the bathroom.
'Yep.'
'Good. Now let me feel your leg.'
'Jade! I never knew you cared.'
'I'm seeing how hairy they are you little jerk. And they are. '
'Oh no, call the follicle police.' Amy sniped sarcastically.
Jade simply reached into the cupboard and pulled out a bar of soap, a tube of cheap
moisturiser and a Silk care ladies razor. 'Be nice Amy, it may well get bloody.'
'You're kidding?'
'Nope. Any girl that doesn't shave her legs and under arms is seen as either a Lesbian or a
French woman. And personally I don't know what's worse.'
'Just wet the soap and cover your right leg from just above the knee down to the feet.
There are just some things I won't do for you.' She stopped while Amy did that. 'Now
watch carefully because you'll be doing most of this.' Angling the blade so it was just
right Jade started from the ankle and in a long, careful continuous stroke she ran the razor
right up the front of her sister's calf. 'It's that simple.' She stated. 'Just keep doing that
including the back and then repeat it for the other leg. It's pretty much the same for the
under arms. When you're done rub some moisturiser over them and meet me in your
room.'
-oOOo-
'How'd you go?' Jade asked as Amy walked into her bedroom wearing the same robe as
she had the day before.
'I see what you mean about getting bloody,' Amy replied showing a bit of a nasty nick on
the back of her left calf.
'Call it a war wound.' Jade smiled. 'Now come and sit and I'll teach you some basic hair
styles'
'You know that this is all being stored up here,' Amy tapped her forehead. 'And I will
repay you back for every little bit of it.'
'I wouldn't expect anything less.' Jade shrugged. 'Now I borrowed some books from
friends, there are all sorts of styles in here. I want you to study them and there will be a
test at the end of the week. Right now I will teach you the basic ponytail, how to do plait
your hair and how to put it up.'
'Trust you to be so helpful now. Where were you when I wanted Kelly Barnes' phone
number?'
'Shut up and watch Amy and then we'll move on to make-up.' An hour and a half later
Jade pulled out some make up and said, 'now the trick to putting on make up is to make it
look like you're not wearing it.'
'At the risk of putting Max Factor and L'Oreal out of business Jade, there's an easy way to
achieve that. Don't put any of the shit on your face.'
'That would be too easy Amy, and much less fun.'
'How did I know you were going to say that?'
It was one p.m. when Amy finally got out of her sisters clutches and got dressed. She
could still taste the lipstick and smell the perfume Jade had liberally applied. Jade had
been pushing for a dress but she wouldn't hear of it. Instead she put on Jeans and what he
later learned was a Lavender coloured peasant shirt with a scooped neck line and cap
sleeves. She didn't overly care, it was feminine enough to keep her mother and sister off
her back yet comfortable enough to get around in. By this time Amy had been a girl for a
little over 48 hours and she knew more about being a girl than she even wanted to know.
But even she had to admit she was no closer to understanding the "Fairer Sex". If
anything she was further away from that understanding than she had been when she was
Stuart.
-oOOo-
She walked into the kitchen where Susan was sitting, looking at some paper work and
eating lunch at the same time. 'Your daughter is a sick perverted girl.' She said to her
mother.
'Which Daughter would that be?' Susan shot back with wry smile.
'Funny mum. Real funny. What are you doing?'
'Just working out our finances love. It's always important but if we want to get you and
me back to Hong Kong we'll really have to tighten our belts.'
'Well at least I have the waist for it now.' Amy quipped.
'Something doesn't add up here,' Susan said running some more number though a
calculator. 'There seems to be over 500 dollars missing from my bank account.'
'Probably a bank error Mum, you know what they're like.'
'True. I'll give them a call tomorrow to see if they can straighten it out. Anyway sweetie,
while I've got you here there are a couple of things we need to talk about.'
'This doesn't sound good.' The girl said sitting at the table. 'Go on then, let's get it over
with.'
'Well the first is your birthday.' Susan said as she picked at her stir-fry.
'That's easy. It's cancelled this year. Next?'
'Not so fast princess.' Amy grimaced at that. 'You know what a big deal your
grandmother makes for the four of you. To her, Jade's, your two cousins and your
birthdays are the highlights of her year. The whole family goes out for tea at a nice
restaurant. That is not going to change this year.'
'Okay, but I'm not getting dressed up.'
'Yes you are, Dress, pantyhose and heels. The whole deal. It won't kill you for one night.
It's not your grandmother's fault you went looking for your presents early and I'll be
buggered if I have to put up with her whingeing to me about missing out on a birthday
meal. This is non-negotiable. If you don't do it to help me out I won't help you out by
going back to Hong Kong. Got it?'
'I don't have a choice do I?' Amy grumbled.
'Good. Now, getting back to the money. I get good money at work but when I have to pay
for the house, run the car and keep you and Jade fed and clothed there's not much left
over. The simple fact is we need more money coming in. The sooner some one earns it
the quicker we find Mamma Chow.'
'Some one? I take it you mean me?'
'You're quick. I think you can do a few nights a week after school and maybe a Saturday
as well. Anything you can add to the kitty I'll match dollar for dollar.'
Amy got up and started to walk away.
'Where are you going?' Susan asked.
'Just going to check my room and make sure there are no wire hangers in there. You're
reminding me of some one.' Amy told her.
'Keep that up and I'll get Jade to teach you about feminine hygiene. Think about that job
OK?'
Amy sighed, long and loud. 'Yeah, alright.'
-oOOo-
'This really sucks,' Amy said a little later.
'What does?'
'I'm bored stupid Jade.'
'Well that wouldn't be a long journey.'
'I'm serious. There's two weeks of holidays before the new school year starts and here I
am looking like a stupid teeny-bopper girl.'
'So?' Jade said as she absently flicked through the channels on the TV hoping to find
something other than sport to watch.
'So, last Sunday I was playing cricket with my friends and then we spent the night
rehearsing the band. It may sound stupid but I miss my friends.'
'That bunch of losers?' Jade laughed. 'Exactly whose turn is it to have the brain they share
this week?'
'That's great coming from a girl whose friends have all of the mental capabilities of a
Barbie Doll but none of her looks.' Amy shot back.
'Will you stop bothering me Amy? If you miss the Neanderthals so much go and see
them.'
Amy seemed to look down at her cleavage and think for a second. 'Uh, I might give it a
miss.'
Jade turned off the television and smiled. 'Oh, I get it.' She said. 'You're worried about
what your dead beat friends will make of the new you.'
'No... Well, sort of. Yes.'
'Plant your butt sister dear. School is back in progress.' Jade waited until Amy sat on the
couch and then she continued. 'The most important subject of all. Boys.' The younger
sister was about to interrupt but Jade put her hand up to stop her. 'Before you start. You
know about boys as a boy. A totally different thing to understanding them as a girl.'
'I don't suppose there is any way I can get out of this chat? At least let me put it off until
tomorrow.'
'Nope.' Jade said emphatically. 'It's simple really. Rule one: All boys are arseholes. Rule
two: if in doubt refer to rule one.'
'What can I say?' Amy asked. 'That was worth waiting for wasn't it?'
'You really want me to tell you about boys?' Jade asked, a little surprised.
'No, but I guess I should know.'
'Okay,' Jade sat back and sighed. 'The thing you really need to know is that all of the rules
have changed for you. If you don't look interested in boys you're either seen as a lesbian
or frigid. If you look too interested you're a slut. If you send out the wrong signals, even
without knowing it, and then back off you're a prick tease. And probably for you, the
worst is the fact that you'll go back to school without a boy friend.'
'And that's bad how?' Amy asked in all innocence.
'God you can be dense sometimes.' Jade said, shaking her head. 'It's a new school year
and reputations are important. Any boy with a pulse who doesn't have a girlfriend is on
the prowl. So any girl without a guy is considered fair game. I've got a feeling you're
going to be very, very popular.' She finished with a big grin.
'You know something Jade?'
'What?'
'I used to think you were a sadist.'
'And?' Jade asked
'I was right.'
-oOOo-
The next morning Susan got worried. Amy was up early and even showered without
having to be pushed into the bathroom when the stink got too much. Jade woke up not
long after and she too was shocked. 'Bloody hell,' She said to her mother. 'Normally
Stuart doesn't start the day before 11 am and I always thought he was allergic to water or
afraid of it. What's going on?'
'Your guess is as good as mine.' Susan replied with a shrug.
About 15 minutes later the bathroom door opened and Amy stepped out, one towel
around her petite body and another wrapping her damp hair. 'Oh,' she smiled seeing a
curious pair at the other end of the hall. 'Morning. Jade can you do me a favour please?'
'Ah... yeah, I guess. What's up?'
'Can you give me about twenty minutes and then come into my room?'
'You haven't found a gun or something have you?'
'No mum. I just need her help.'
'All right. What's going on?'
'All will be revealed,' Amy said somewhat enigmatically.
Amy stood in front of the full-length mirror that was now stuck on the back of her
bedroom door. Dropping her towel she peered in wonder at her naked reflection. Up until
now she'd been in some sort of delusional denial. Even when she was sitting to pee and
wiping her new equipment, some of her long brown hair fell across her eyes or a breast
shifted in her bra Amy was denying the change. Almost three days of denial had got her
no closer to getting back to normal and normal was exactly what she wanted. The sooner
she got back to Mamma Chow the sooner Stuart could make a come back and Amy
would be a bad dream.
'Let's do it.' She said, trying to sound forceful but the new voice failed dismally.
She put on a black Kimono styled robe she had found in her wardrobe and then set to
work. First she blow dried her long locks and combed them until the were soft and shiny.
Next on the agenda was the clothing for that day. 'This is not going to be pleasant, she
thought, strangely enough her thoughts still had Stuart's voice and it was comforting to
hear. 'A girl trying to get back to being a boy has to do what a girl trying to get back to
being a boy has to do.' She opened her underwear drawer and was once again dazzled by
the choice of both styles and colours before her. Too many choices but in the end she
went for a lacy white Bra and Panty set after putting them on she hesitated at the
wardrobe wondering what image she wanted to present. Only one image that suited what
she needed that day sprang to mind. Ally McBeal. Thank god for Television. Flicking
through the clothes she picked out a short skirt in charcoal grey and a feminine, pink satin
blouse and went back to the underwear drawer to get a packet of black pantyhose. The
only small problems there was the reversed buttoning of the blouse and making sure she
didn't put a run in the hose. That accomplished she prepared her self for the comments
and called Jade in.
Jade did a double take when she entered her sister's bedroom. 'If you ask me if your butt
looks fat in that skirt I am calling the psych ward.' Was all she managed to say.
'No, I need your help. I tried to do something with my hair but it didn't look right. Maybe
you can... I don't know... jazz it up a little?'
'Jazz it up?' The elder girl asked puzzled by the turn around in Amy. 'I guess I can braid
it... If that's what you really want'
'Oh would you? That would be wonderful. And then maybe some make up. I'd be really
grateful.' Amy tried to hide her smile, which was hard with the dimples she now
possessed. This was the first time since she opened that stupid box that she had Jade on
the back foot rather than the other way around and she was enjoying it.
'Ah... Yeah, if you want. Are you all right?'
'I've been a bit of a prima donna the last few days haven't I?' Amy asked picking up a
large Teddy bear and cuddling it to her bosom and added a little twirl for good measure.
'It's silly really. I mean you and mum are women and so is over half the world's
population and I have been prancing around like it's a punishment. Well, that's all behind
me. I have decided to embrace my femininity and the world anew. What better way to
start than to look as pretty as a picture.'
'You're joking,' Jade asked uncertainly then added. 'Aren't you?'
'Shit yeah,' Amy said in a more normal tone. 'I want out of this stupid weak body as soon
as possible and I won't get a job as easily in jeans and a T-shirt.'
Jade let out a loud sigh and slumped down on Amy's bed. 'You had me worried there for
a second Stu.'
'I know,' Amy laughed. 'Anyway, can you help me? I've been looking at those books a
little but I was up late last night writing up a resume.'
'I don't know why I should after that little stunt. Then again it might serve you right if I
make you look as feminine as possible.'
'Thanks Jade, Just one more thing I need your help with.'
'You're pushing you luck. Go on then.'
'Does this skirt make my butt look big?'
Almost half an hour later Amy was jangling with jewellery and smelling like the
cosmetic counter at the local department store. Susan had already guessed what was
going on. Stuart had only two speeds when it came to doing anything. Either neutral or
flat out. Why would Amy be any different? What did surprise her was just how pretty her
son now was. The girl standing in front of her looked wonderful, every bit the working
girl on her way to a job interview. About the only things missing were high heels but
Amy hadn't mastered them yet.
'You look... Beautiful Amy. Good luck with the job hunt and good for you for taking it so
seriously.'
'Thanks mum,' Amy smiled nervously as she licked her lipstick covered lips and hung her
handbag on her left shoulder.
-oOOo-
'Amy.' Katie said when she opened her front door. 'You look great. What's up?'
Amy tried not to shrink back when the girl hugged her. 'Hi Katie. I'm just going job
hunting. I want to see your mum actually.'
'Sure, come on in. Did you watch Video smash hits yesterday? Ricky Martin's new video
clip was on. God he's a babe.'
'Yeah... He's... buff.' Amy said with absolutely no conviction as the two girls walked
through the house to the kitchen.
'Morning Amy,' Mrs. Frances said. 'My, my, aren't we all dolled up?'
'Hi Mrs. F.' The girl replied as Stuart normally would but it sounded strange coming from
her new voice. 'How are you?'
'Enjoying the last week of my break love. Back to work for me next week.'
'Ah, it's your job I wanted to see you about. Well in a round about way.'
Margaret Frances was the professor of education at Adelaide University. 'Oh. This
sounds serious. What can I do for you?'
'I'm looking for a job and wanted to see if it's okay to put you down as a personal
reference.' Amy said. She was a little nervous because even though Stuart got on all right
with Katie's mum she did tend to blame in when ever Katie got into trouble. Probably
because he was usually to blame. But her name on a reference would make a job a lot
easier to get.
'Of course you can love. You didn't need to ask you should know that I'd do anything to
help.'
'Where are you going to look?'
'I thought I'd start at the mall Katie,' Amy smiled with relief. 'It's only a ten minute walk
so it's easy to get to work if I get a job.'
'I think that lingerie shop is looking for a sales girl.' Katie offered. 'That'd be great if you
worked there.'
Mrs. Frances offered the girls a drink and grinned at her daughter. 'Not that you'd ask for
a discount or anything?'
'Me?' Katie said, all mock innocence. 'The thought never crossed my mind.' She turned to
face Amy. 'You want me to come?'
'Ah... No, it's okay thanks. I think I should go on my own. It might look a bit strange to
go job hunting with a support group.'
-oOOo-
'How did you go love?' Susan asked not liking the dejected look on her daughter's pretty
face.
'Not good mum. Not good at all.'
'You didn't get a job? Oh well I'm proud of you for trying.'
'I got a job.' Amy said still looking nonplussed. 'You're looking at the newest waitress at
the Copper Kettle.'
'That little coffee shop on the upper level at the mall? Amy that's fantastic.' Susan gave
the girl a delighted hug.
'You reckon? The boss is a sexist jerk. I think I only got the job because I'm, and I quote,
"A pretty little thing". I start Thursday and I have to wear the stupid uniform.'
'What's that?'
'A short, very short, black skirt, pantyhose and a white blouse. With that and the school
dress I'll never get to wear pants.'
'Just think of the money love.' Susan said.
'Oh yeah. Speaking of that can I borrow some, I need some more stockings and a
comfortable pair of flats if I'm going to be on my feet all day.'
'I think I can manage that.' Susan said. 'You'll just have to pay me back when you get
your first pay cheque.'
'What? Do you have any idea what pantyhose cost? I'm going to have to get three or four
pairs every week.'
'Gee, let me see. I've worn pantyhose every working day for years Amy so I think I know
the price of them. You get the same deal Jade does. Anything you need for work and any
other clothes you want to buy you pay for. My pay packet can't keep you two in the latest
fashion.'
'That's so unfair.' Amy mumbled. Sounding like any other petulant teenaged girl. All that
was missing was the stamp of the feet.
'Not really. I pay for your school uniforms and now you're a girl you need two summer
and two winter uniforms each. That's almost six hundred dollars there. Oh and I found
out some more good news too.'
'What?'
'I've tracked down the missing five hundred dollars.' Susan said.
'Was it a bank stuff up like we thought?'
'Not really. I found my last cheque book and it turns out I paid that money to the
Adelaide Dance, Music and Drama Academy for your ballet tuition for the next 6
months.'
'There is no way in hell I am doing Ballet,' Amy stated forcefully. 'Not a hope in hell.'
'I figured you'd say that so I called the woman who runs the Academy and she has agreed
to refund half of the money but only on one condition. She gets some government
funding and if you pull out all together her numbers will drop and she'll lose her grant. If
you want the two hundred and fifty dollars in the Hong Kong fund your going to have to
do something. Acting or something like that. Otherwise we blow the whole five hundred'
Jade had walked in and was listening. 'When I was doing your hair this morning we had
the radio on and we were both singing to that Christina Aguilera song. You have a pretty
good voice Amy. A bit of training and you'd be great.'
'So?'
'So, your dead head mates can almost play music. Get them back together and you can
make some money playing at some school dances and stuff.'
"You're trying to make my life sound like the Blues Brother's movie.' Amy complained.
'More like Pink sister.' Jade smiled. 'Just trying to help.'
-oOOo-
Eleven days later Amy was not in a good mood. Her feet we killing her, her pantyhose
were bloody hot and she seemed to be dropping a lot of stuff. Not good in a shorter than
short skirt. What had Jade said about it when she saw Amy dressed for work the first
time? Oh yeah. 'Any shorter and the whole mall will be you gynecologist.' Worst of all
was the fact that her bra must have shrunk in the wash. Talk about sore breasts Work was
the pits, no wonder she had put it off so long when she was Stuart. Why was it she was
thinking of Stuart as a totally independent person from herself?
'Customers at Table 13 Amy,' Her boss Sam told her pointing at two women. 'They don't
have all day sweetie.'
"Screw you Sam," Amy thought as she made weaved her way across the coffee shop. 'Hi,'
She dutifully smiled as she approached a table, pen and notebook at the ready. 'What
would you like?'
The Copper Kettle was on the upper level of the shopping mall, far away from the fast
food outlets and noisy teens in the food court, so it tended to attract older clients who
preferred caf? latte's and cappuccinos to diet cokes. Unfortunately for Amy, not all of
those clients were women. More and more of the older men who work in the shops were
taking their coffee in the Copper Kettle, most of who liked to watch her as she worked.
Some enjoyed rubbing up against her as they took their seats.
It was after one of these "accidents" that Amy took her break. 'You okay Amy?' Jenna,
one of her coworkers asked.
'Not really,' Amy replied as she sat, making sure she crossed her legs. 'I think I overdid it
on the chocolate this morning.' The two had nibbled on some of the chocolate that went
into the brownies and muffins and Amy kept going back for more.
'I did try and warn you,' Jenna laughed. 'These skirts don't give much leeway when it
comes to eating.'
'They are a little tight. If anything it seems to be getting tighter. The problem is I really
needed a chocolate fix and now my stomach is paying.'
'It was cooking chocolate, maybe it was just a little rich for you.' Jenna suggested
touching the other girl's arm. 'You tell me if you feel really sick and I'll cover for you for
the rest of the shift. There are only a couple of hours to go.
A couple of hours? That felt like a life sentence to the new girl, but these days,
everything was a matter of time. There had been no word from Wang or Mei Ling despite
her mother's friend's help. Amy found herself either marking off the days as they finished
or dreading what was yet to come. Saturday would mark her fifteenth birthday and she
was not looking forward to the family dinner and all that it entailed. If she managed to get
through that she faced at least two months as a high school girl.
She and Jenna talked a little more while Amy sipped diet lemonade. 'Oh well,' Jenna
sighed, looking at her watch. 'Time to get back to the salt mines I guess.'
'I'll be there in a tick. I need to...' Piss, Amy wanted to say. Siphon the python, take a
leak, have a slash, say hello to my best friend. '...Visit the ladies room.'
'Okay, don't take too long. You know how Sam is.'
"You want to powder your nose you do it on your time missy, not mine." Both girls
giggled as they quoted their boss verbatim.
Amy went through the kitchen and into a hall that ran behind all of the shops feeling
grateful that the "Little girl's room" was so close. Entering a stall she lifted her skirt and
happily, if briefly, pulled down her pantyhose and panties. It was when she had finished
peeing and had bent over to pull up her underwear that she saw something unusual. It
took about five or ten seconds, a very slow five or ten seconds for her brain to take in
what she was seeing and at least as much time again for her to put two and two together.
Another woman was washing her hands when she heard a voice come from one of the
stalls. 'Fuck Mamma Chow,' said a young sounding girl with an agonised tone to her
voice. The woman would have stayed to say something about her terrible language but
thought it might have something to do with drugs so she quickly wiped her hands, picked
up her purse and got out of there.
Amy rushed back to the Copper Kettle and went through her handbag. 'Fuck, fuck, fuck.'
She whispered. Keys, a purse, some loose change, some old tissues and a lipstick. Finally
right at the bottom she found what she was looking for and headed back to the bathroom.
She was hoping to avoid Sam if at all possible but of course luck wasn't on her side.
'Hang on a second.' Sam said standing between Amy and the kitchen. 'Where are you off
to? You just had a break cupcake.'
Cupcake? 'I have to go to the ladies room Sam.' She almost whispered.
'Didn't you just go? What's the matter? Did you forget to re-do your lipstick? I am
running a business here and I might be wrong but caf?s don't make a lot of money if the
waitresses are all gossiping in the bloody toilets.'
Amy just stood there, unsure what to do next. Thankfully Sam's wife, Lena heard the
conversation. Seeing the pleading look in the young girl's eyes and put two and two
together. 'It's OK Sam,' She said to her husband. 'I asked Amy to go in there and see if
she ca