Alice s Very Naughty Adventures Chapter XV The Caterpillar
- 2 years ago
- 56
- 0
Al(ice)'s Adventures In Wonderland Chapter 2: The Caterpillar, The Cat, And The Tea Party free porn video
Author's Note: Despite the numerous rip-offs from both
"Alice In Wonderland" and other children's stories, this
tale is decidedly NOT for children, as it involves
adult/sexual situations. So, if you're under the legal age,
please stop reading right here.
This part of the story also contains drug use by one of the
characters. This by no means shows that the author condones
such practices. It is only included because it is suggested
by the original Lewis Carroll story.
I hope no one finds the Tea Party part annoying. I thought
it would be fun to do it that way since it sort of carried
over a "theme" from the rest of the chapter. I was trying
to be more subtle like many had said, but I didn't think
anyone would get it if I didn't describe what the trio
looked like...
Disclaimer: This story is based on (of course) the Lewis
Carroll children's classic, "Alice in Wonderland," however
it does include bits from other stories - most notably in
this part, "The Cat in the Hat." This work is purely
fictional and is by no means meant to infringe on any
copyrights. All references are meant in the sincerest form
of flattery. I love the stuff, that's why I'm putting them
in here.
Thanks of course go to all the authors I've borrowed from.
And to all the authors on Fictionmania, Sapphire's Place
and the various other TG sites all over the web for
building up my courage to submit (much less write) this
story.
Al(ice)'s Adventures in Wonderland Chapter 2:
The Caterpillar, the Cat, and the Tea Party
By MAD Mike
"How puzzling all these changes are. I'm never sure
what I'm going to be from one minute to another."
-- Alice
I still couldn't believe I was actually doing this. I was
really starting to dislike that stupid cat. It shed all
over, was constantly using all my furniture for scratching
posts, and never even really did anything but lay around
wasting space. And here I was, stuck in some weird "acid
flashback" dreamland as a GIRL for cryin' out loud, looking
for the blasted thing.
"If I ever get out of here, Dottie," I muttered to my
absent girlfriend. "We're gonna have to talk about this..."
"Hey, babe, who ya talkin' too?"
That snapped me back to reality -- well, whatever passed
for reality in this place anyway. I looked around to see
where the voice had come from but didn't see anything but a
bunch of mushrooms around the base of one really large
mushroom growing by the side of the road.
"Yo, up here," the voice, sounding like a stoned surfer
more than anything, called to me from above. Whatever was
talking to me, it sounded like he was stoned out of his
mind.
Taking a step back, I looked up at the large mushroom to
see this huge caterpillar sitting up there with this
spaced-out grin on his face and what looked like a crack
pipe in one of his hands. "Whoa, a total hottie," he said,
not doing anything at all to make me feel any better about
the situation. "Who're you, dudette?"
"Well, for one thing, I'm not a 'dudette' no matter what I
look like right now," I told him. "And for another, I don't
think it's any of your business."
"Whoa, chill, Jill," he laughed, holding up another of his
hands. "Didn't mean nuthin' by it. You should try one'a
these 'shrooms an' relax." He added, gesturing with yet
another arm toward the smaller mushrooms all around.
"No, thanks," I sighed, getting a little tired of this
already. "This trip is bad enough already without that
stuff."
"'Scool," he shrugged, taking another drag on the pipe.
"Know what ya mean 'bout 'bad trips.'"
I had just turned to go when he called out again. "Yo,
dude! Ya said you're not a dudette? Might be able ta help
ya if ya want."
That caught my attention right away. I really wanted to get
back to being a guy again, but could I really trust a
caterpillar high on -- well, whatever that was he was
smoking? "How?" I asked him, turning back around.
"Ya know, dude," the caterpillar laughed again, shaking his
head. "For a dudette that's not a dudette, you sure move
like one."
I hadn't really thought about it until then, but I realized
he was right.
Whatever that old man in the bathrobe did to me, I was
standing like a woman. Hand on one hip, weight shifted to
one side. Mad at myself for doing that, I shifted to a more
masculine stance, arms folded across my chest, a glare on
my face.
"Didn't work, dude," the caterpillar laughed again, shaking
his head. "Ya want my help, or not?"
I sighed again, knowing I'd have to play along with him if
I was gonna find out what he was talking about. "Okay,
okay," I said, shaking my head. "How can you help me?"
"Easy," he shrugged again, taking another drag. "Just eat a
piece'a this mushroom here. One side'll make ya big, one
side'll make ya small. Only trouble is, I can never
remember which side's which..."
"But I don't want to be bigger or smaller," I complained.
"I just want to be a guy again!"
The caterpillar looked at me strange again (of course it
could've just been what he was smoking), then shrugged.
"Well, could be sumthin' for that here too. Never tried it,
myself."
I still wasn't all that sure about this, but figured it was
worth a shot. Reaching up, I took a piece of the mushroom,
only hesitating because I didn't know which side did what.
Well, here goes nothing, I thought, taking a bite. Almost
instantly, I felt a tingling sensation sweep over my body.
When it passed, I looked down at myself and knew right away
I'd picked the wrong side.
I definitely wasn't a guy. Instead of getting smaller (and
vanishing, I had hoped), my breasts had grown bigger! Under
the stress, the buttons on the front of my dress had popped
off, exposing my now DD-cup (I guessed) breasts. But that
wasn't the only change. Part of me had actually gotten
smaller, namely my waist. Though with my now wider hips and
longer legs, I figured I had more the figure of a hooker or
a stripper than anything.
"What the hell?" I said, in frustration. Even my voice was
different, softer, sultrier, sexier. Definitely something I
didn't want to hear.
"Got the wrong side, dude," the caterpillar said, stating
the obvious.
"Maybe you should try this side." He added pointing to the
opposite side.
I definitely didn't want to go around in a body like this,
so I tried a piece from that side. There was another
tingle, and my chest flattened out like I'd hoped it would.
But I still wasn't quite right.
Everything had grown a lot taller suddenly. Looking down at
myself, I found my dress was back together but the style
had changed a lot. It was more like something a little girl
would wear!
"Nope, 'snot right neither," a voice I thought I recognized
called down to me. Looking up again, I saw this really
creepy caterpillar thing looking down at me, like it was
gonna eat me!
Intellectually, I knew the Caterpillar wasn't a monster or
anything, but this new body of mine didn't want any part of
it. I could feel my eyes go wide, and I did what any little
girl would do when faced with a hideous monster about to
eat her... Let out a high-pitched shriek and ran!
I don't know how long I ran like that, I just hoped I'd
lost that creepy monster. When I slowed to look around,
though, I knew I had another problem. I was lost and alone
in a forest almost as scary as that caterpillar.
It was a whole new experience for me there. As a boy, I'd
never been really terrified of anything. But there in that
forest, with all those strange noises made by who-knows-
what monsters just waiting to jump out of the shadows at
me, I felt that fear. It was all I could do to not cower
behind a tree.
I nearly jumped out of my skin when a voice purred to me
from above, "You alright, honey?"
"Wh-who are you?" I asked with a sniffle, looking up at
where the voice came from. All I could see was this big
grin. There was something almost comforting about it.
"A friend," the voice said. Then a form dropped out of the
tree, landing a couple feet away. "You don't have to worry
about me. A friend of yours told me you might be coming
this way, so I said I'd keep an eye out for you."
I watched in surprise as the form stood first on four feet,
then stretched out very felinely into a human form. "You're
a cat?" I asked her. Obviously, that's what it -- no, she
was. She stood almost as tall as I had when this all
started, and was covered in striped fur, from the tips of
her ears to the tip of her tail.
"You got it, honey," she purred, still with that silly
grin, brushing a tear off my cheek. "The Cheshire Cat,
actually. Now, don't you worry about these woods. I'll be
keeping an eye out for you. Okay?"
"But, I don't know where to go," I said, feeling a little
more confident, but not fully. "I'm lost!"
"Well, that depends on just where you want to go," she
asked as right before my eyes she slowly vanished.
"Uh, I --" I stammered, not so sure about the whole thing
any more. "I don't know. Away from here."
"Then you're sure to get there, if you only walk far
enough," she said, fading into view again.
"But which way do I go?" I asked, getting frustrated again.
"Is there anyone else around here?"
"Certainly there is," she laughed. "That way, there's a
Hatter," pointing to the left with her right hand. "That
way, there's a March Hare," pointing to the right with her
left. "But you should be careful around either one. They're
both mad, you see." With that, she faded out again.
"Isn't everyone around here?" I said to myself, but perhaps
a little too loudly.
"Hey, now, that's my line," the Cat said, her head
flickering back into view with a strange mix of a frown and
that grin on her face.
"Sorry," I said a little sheepishly.
"'Salright," she said, just before fading out completely
once more.
Which left me with another choice. The Hatter or the Hare?
So, I looked to the left.
Then I looked to the right.
And I stood there and thought,
Thought with all of my might.
Which way should I go?
What now should I do?
I wished that the cat were
More help to me, too.
Then, I said with a shrug,
As I turned with a sigh,
"Whether Hatter or Hare,
They can't be madder than I."
So I went to the right,
Though left was as fair.
I took a few steps,
And was suddenly there.
A table was set,
Around back of the house.
And there was the Hatter,
The Hare and a Mouse!
The Hatter looked up,
And said felinely,
"Alice, why don't you join us
For afternoon tea?
You see, it's more fun
With four than with three."
I looked at each one,
And I thought it was funny,
For them all to wear furs
On a day that was sunny.
But then I saw further,
That quite unlike me,
None of them were human
Like I thought one might be.
The Hatter was a cat,
His hat red and white.
While the others there with him
Were more of a sight.
They looked like two animals
Like they were supposed to do,
But each wore a badge that read,
"Thing One" and "Thing Two."
"We know of your quest,
Searching high, searching low.
For the cat your girlfriend loves,
And rightfully so."
"You've seen the damn cat?"
I asked then, unsurprised.
"She's been right this way,"
Said the Mouse with fear in his eyes.
"Yes, she has," said the Hatter,
with a nod to his friend.
"But first, you must rest,
'Fore you go 'round the bend."
I should have told him,
"I just want this madness to end.
But some part of my mind
That was still little girl
Said, "Sure, sounds like fun.
I'll give it a whirl."
And so, there I sat,
Next to the Hatter and Hare,
And sipped at the tea
Feeling odd being there.
After all, one day hence,
I had been a guy.
Now in a land of Wonder,
I wanted to cry.
I'd become a bimbo,
A stripper, a girl.
It all happened so quickly,
I felt like I'd hurl.
To go home, to my bed,
Was all that I wanted.
Not to sit here with these three.
Not to sit and be taunted.
I wished I could run,
I wished I could flee.
But the girl wouldn't have it,
Not one bit, you see.
She wanted to play.
She loved to have tea.
And now with some real friends,
She just would not leave.
So all I could do
Was sit there and stew,
And wait 'til this stupid
Tea party was through.
"And now, the time has come,
I believe," said the Hatter,
"To bring here some closure,
An end to this matter."
"Hear, hear!" I said,
"Can I be rid of this form?
I'm a guy after all,
This just isn't the norm."
"From a girl to a guy,"
said the Hare, "stands to reason,
Takes a sip of this tea.
It's taste is quite pleasin'."
He poured me a cup of
Some strange other tea.
He poured for himself,
And the rest of us three.
"Now just drink it down,
And soon you shall see."
I gave him a look,
For I'd heard that before.
From rabbit, from wizard,
From creatures galore.
Now, he wants me to trust him?
How do I know what's in store?
Then I realized I'd not much
From which to choose.
I wanted to be male.
This form gave me the blues.
So, I decided right there,
I made my mind up.
I set my mind to it,
And picked up the cup.
One little sip
Was all it would take,
And I'd be a man
Instead of a... "Wait!"
I stopped dead right there,
The cup in one hand.
"Do you really want this?"
the girl did demand.
"Sure being a guy
Is all that you know.
But being a girl isn't bad
By maybe half, or so.
"Just give it a try.
It's all that I ask.
Then, maybe you won't want to,
At the end of this task."
I gave it a thought,
And then thought some more.
And the hope in the girl's part
Of my mind started to soar.
"I'll give it a try,"
I told her. "We'll see.
And after it's through,
What will be, then will be."
"No regrets will you have,"
the girl's voice said to me.
"And you'll stay a girl then,
What fun THAT will be!"
"Can you make me some older?"
I asked of them there.
"We can but try,"
Replied the March Hare.
Then the trio did start
To mix up a new batch.
For this tea, it would seem,
Must be made there, from scratch.
Once finished, they turned
To me with good cheer.
"This'll do it," the Hatter said,
With a grin, ear to ear.
I still wasn't sure
If trust them I should.
But little choice did I have,
Sitting there in that wood.
So, drink it I did,
And then gave a shiver,
As a tingle went through me,
Right down to my liver.
When that was all done,
I looked over my bod.
And found that I had now
A form not so odd.
The breasts were quite pert.
The waist was quite thin.
To say I was ugly,
Was surely a sin.
I may just get used to
This new form of mine.
But deep down, I knew THAT
Would surely take time.
With that, I then stood,
And said good-bye to my friends.
But the Mouse said,
"You'll see us again.
We've got another scene
Before this tale ends."
Now, that was a prospect
I didn't want to think of.
For all of this rhyming
I held no great love.
They pointed the way
To get out of this wood.
So away, then, I got,
While the getting was good.
(To be continued...)
Sherry
- 24.02.2020
- 52
- 0
Alices True Adventures Prologue
- 4 years ago
- 49
- 0
Al ice s Adventures in Wonderland Part 1
- 2 years ago
- 36
- 0
