SRU: Empathy
Synopsis: A trio of pregnant women are getting frustrated by the
lack of sympathy from their husbands / lovers. A visit to a curious
little shop gives them the means to let the men in their lives
experience all the discomfort of their pregnancies. Remember,
though, to read the instructions!
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SRU: Empathy
Denise eased herself into the plastic chair and sighed heavily.
She took a long sip of her soda before setting it on the table. "I
like getting out of the house," she said between short shallow
breaths, sounding almost like she was panting, "but I wish the
mall wasn't so damned big."
"I know what you mean," Laura Wilson, seated on her right,
agreed quickly. She rubbed her hands over her very large belly.
"It seems like this place gets bigger every week."
The other woman at the table laughed. "Just like us," she said as
she rubbed her own tummy. "But you have to admit that all this
walking is good exercise."
Denise Ashton flipped a few unruly wisps of blonde hair from her
face. "Maybe," she complained, "but my feet are killing me! And
Jim doesn't seem to care!" With her moderate length blonde hair
framing her face, she was attractive, even with her hair a bit
disheveled. Her pretty face, however, contrasted sharply with the
plain, even dull and unattractive dress which draped over her
swollen breasts and large round stomach.
Laura and Annie Jones, the third woman, nodded solemnly.
"Yeah. Men just don't get it." All three women were visibly
pregnant, with Laura being clearly the farthest along at eight
months. Denise was about two or three weeks behind in her
ordeal, and Annie brought up the rear at just over seven months.
Of the three, Annie was the youngest by a few years, to all
appearances a short sweet college-aged red-haired freckled girl-
next-door. Her innocent appearance contrasted sharply with her
obvious pregnant state and lack of wedding band. Even though
she was 'great with child' in appearance, an astute observer
would recognize that prior to pregnancy, she was a fit, trim, and
very attractive young woman.
Denise looked to be in her late twenties, which wasn't far from her
biological age. Even with her hair a bit mussed and with an
unattractive maternity blouse, Denise had an air of sophistication
about her. Perhaps from the way she carried her five-foot ten
body, perhaps from the meticulously applied makeup, or maybe
from the simple yet striking jewelry she wore, she looked out of
place in the simple maternity dress. She seemed more suited to
an evening gown. And yet, in spite of an aura of refined dignity,
she exuded a warmth in her eyes and her facial expressions that
instantly made one feel at ease with Denise.
"Sometimes, I wish I could get a good foot massage. Or a
backrub," Laura added wistfully. "But Bill just doesn't seem to
notice." Like Denise, Laura was wearing her hair in a simple low-
maintenance style; her long brown hair was pulled back in a
simple ponytail. And like Annie and Denise, she was wearing
tent-like maternity clothes that seemed more to emphasize her
pregnant state than to make a fashion statement. Laura looked
about twenty-five, and where the other two retained the image of
temporarily-large women who were otherwise very trim and fit,
Laura was innately chubby. Her roundish face exuded warmth
and cheer, and with her long brown hair and brown eyes and
infectious smile, she had a disarming appearance. That
contrasted with her razor-sharp wit and sometimes acid tongue
that she used for verbal defense.
"You're lucky," Annie snorted. "Sometimes Paul is such a pig!"
Laura shook her head. "We _told_ you he was a chauvinist
before you moved in with him."
Annie nodded slowly. "Yeah, I remember."
"And you remember how he always joked about keeping his
woman barefoot and pregnant?" Denise added.
Annie sighed. "But he's really nice. And good."
Laura frowned and shook her head. "Has he proposed yet? Or is
he going to bail on you?"
"He said he doesn't want to have us go down the aisle with me
pregnant." Annie glanced at her two friends. "But I know he won't
leave me!"
Laura sighed. "Just be careful," she advised. "If he's nervous,
you don't want to push him away."
Denise shook her head again. "Just once, I'd like to convince Jim
that I'd gladly trade him a week of sex for a foot massage."
Annie nearly choked on her soda. "Yeah," she laughed. "Paul
seems to think my being pregnant is a big turn-on."
"I wish the guys could understand just how uncomfortable it is
having sex with a swollen belly. It's like my tummy gets in the way
of everything! The only thing that works for me is when he does it
doggy-style, and Bill hates that!" Laura snickered.
"Yeah, I know," Annie agreed. "But it's hard to focus with a belly
and saggy boobs hanging down and bouncing all over the place!"
Denise laughed aloud. She glanced at her own huge swollen
breasts and then at Annie's chest. "Try it in another month when
your boobs get even bigger!"
Annie's eyes widened. "I hadn't thought of that," she sighed. "I
mean, I knew they were going to get bigger, but not that much!"
Laura wiped a tear of mirth from her eye. "You've got twins,
remember? You've already got the biggest belly and tits of all of
us! And they're only going to get bigger!"
A shuffling of chairs behind Denise caused her to spin around.
She saw three teenage boys, in the uniform of baggy pants,
sports-logo T-shirts, and their odd hats, quickly pushing their
chairs back as they left their table. They were glancing at the
older women with expressions of disbelief and even
embarrassment.
"Oh, I'm sorry, boys," Denise called out sweetly. "Were we talking
too loud?"
The boys ignored her and quickly shuffled out of the food court's
seating area.
Annie snickered. "It looks like one of them is a little green," she
observed.
"Well, I guess they've never heard older pregnant women talking
about their bodies, boobs, and sex before."
"Yeah. Probably like thinking about your parents having sex,"
Denise chortled in agreement.
"They're just men. Only smaller. Serves them right to be
embarrassed," Annie added.
Laura slurped the last few drops from her soda, then painfully
levered herself to her feet. "Can we walk down to the department
store? I still need to find a changing table that goes with
grandma's old crib."
Denise heaved herself up. "Still looking for that? Weren't you
and Bill going to get something last weekend?"
Laura sighed. "We couldn't find anything that I liked. And he's
ready to just buy anything." She sighed again, more heavily this
time. "I just wish he'd get some interest in decorating the baby's
room. And in picking out clothes."
Annie nodded. "Paul doesn't like shopping at all. But at least
we're getting lots of furniture and baby clothes from his mom and
sister."
"I'm going to try Wallpaper World again on the way home. They
said they were getting in a couple of new pattern books, and I
need to find some borders to trim the room," Laura reported.
Denise laughed. "You'd better hurry, or Bill's going to be
decorating the room between the time you have the baby and the
time you come home. Which is what, about half a day?"
Laura winced. "Yeah, and he'll do it in some sports theme."
"Paul would do something NASCAR related," Annie groaned.
"You should see the little racing suit jammies his mom got for the
kids."
"You showed us," Denise reminded Annie. "Last week, at the
game." She visibly shuddered. "If Jim ever got anything like that
for our child, I'd strangle him!"
Laura laughed. "Yeah, but in case you hadn't noticed, the guys
aren't too thrilled with pastel colors." She thought for a moment.
"Let's stop at the maternity shop on the way. I need a new blouse
or two."
Laura and Annie nodded their agreement with the plan. "Yeah,
but I doubt there's anything more fashionable than a circus tent!"
Laura commented dryly.
Annie sighed. "Paul will get so mad if I buy still another outfit."
Denise rolled her eyes, and Laura winced. Paul was very
controlling of Annie, and neither Denise nor Laura expected him
to commit to something more permanent. They were surprised
that he hadn't pushed her to get an abortion after she'd become
pregnant. Then again, Paul's image of women was the
stereotypical chauvinist attitude that a woman's place was
'barefoot and pregnant'. Laura changed the subject. "I wish the
guys could experience what we're going through," she said
wistfully. "They'd change their attitudes quickly."
Denise nodded. "You ever hear of the Empathy Belly?" she
asked. "It's supposed to simulate how a woman feels during
pregnancy."
Laura laughed. "Yeah. I heard it was great. Guys change their
tunes after spending time in it. It's got movable weights that
simulate the pressure from the baby's head and limbs, straps that
constrict the ribs for that 'out of breath' feeling, even weight to
simulate big saggy breasts." She sighed. "When I got pregnant, I
actually looked to see if I could buy or rent one."
"And?"
Laura shook her head again. "No dice. First, they only sell them
to educational organizations. Like hospital prenatal groups and
so on. Second, they're expensive as all sin."
Denise sighed. "Too bad." She glanced at Annie. "Even if we
could find them, I doubt Paul would ever put one on."
Laura and Annie stopped suddenly. "That's strange," Laura
announced.
"Where's ... where's 'Fertile Fashions'?" Annie stammered. "It
was here last week!"
Denise frowned. "If they'd been going out of business, we'd have
heard of it. You can't just change a mall store in a week!"
Laura laughed sarcastically. "As if Fertile Fashions was a good
name for that tent warehouse anyway!"
Annie stared at the closed, windowed storefront that had replaced
their favorite maternity shop. "Spells R Us?" She shook her
head. "Maybe it's a branch of the Toys R Us franchise?"
Denise thought for a moment. "I don't think so."
"Well, now what?" Annie asked. "I'm tired of standing."
Laura shrugged. "Let's check it out." She saw the disbelieving
stared from her companions. "We walked all the way down here,
and there's a new curio shop. So let's check it out."
Annie frowned. "You go ahead. I never liked that kind of thing."
She spied a bench in the spacious mall corridor. "I think I'll sit
down for a bit."
Laura sighed. She started to speak, then she thought better of
reminding Annie that her objection to shopping was more related
to how Paul would react to her spending money. "Well?" she
asked Denise.
Denise shrugged. "Since we walked here, might as well." With
Laura, she trudged to the storefront, then Denise tugged the door
open. Above her head, a little bell tinkled to announce their
entrance. Laura jumped at the unexpected sound, and Denise
laughed. "A bit out of place in a mall, don't you think?"
As Denise gazed about the store, her jaw dropped slowly. The
shop had a little of everything. Atop a table sat an old and large
jewelry box, with various rings, necklaces, earrings, and other
things spilling from the half-open drawers. A couple of antique
rocking chairs abutted the table. On the far wall, a rack of
costumes seemed out of place at first - most were superheroes or
women's costumes. Then again, next to the rack of video tapes
and computer games and programs, it didn't seem so odd.
Beside the counter stood a rack with assorted drug-store items,
like soap, shampoo, and other toiletries and basic first-aid
remedies. Old clothes, from the Victorian period and earlier, hung
on a crowded display rack smashed between a rack of what
appeared to be spices and oils on one side and a rack of old
books on the other. An old jukebox poked its head above a box
of assorted intimate apparel.
"Wow!" Denise exclaimed softly. "This place is ... cool!"
"Cool?" Laura asked, surprised. "It's full of ... junk!"
"No," Denise protested. "It's ... I don't know." She shrugged. "It's
kind of neat. It reminds me of my grandmother's attic."
"And I appreciate that you don't think it's junk," a man's voice said
from beside them, startling both women. He noticed the mild
fright he'd given them, and he hastily apologized. "Oh, I'm sorry.
I should have been more careful in making my appearance."
Denise was the first to recover. "That's all right," she said
nervously. "It's just that, well, I didn't see you coming."
"How may I help you ladies," the old man, wearing what was, to all
appearances, an old blue robe, asked. He suddenly started.
"Where are my manners?" he asked himself. "Two ladies, great
with child, and I didn't even offer you chairs." He clucked to
himself, obviously upset. "Here you go." Behind Laura and
Denise, two stools had appeared.
"How ... how did you do that?" Laura stammered.
The old man smiled. "Normally, I point to my sign, Laura. But
since you," he looked at Denise, "were so gracious in describing
my shop...." He smiled broadly. "I'm a wizard. I do those sorts of
things."
"A wizard...." Denise muttered.
"Yes, Denise," the old man answered. "A wizard."
"How did you know our names?" Laura suddenly asked.
The old man seemed to deflate as he sighed heavily. In answer,
he pointed to a large sign above his counter. "Because I'm a
wizard, that's how," the sign read.
"Oh." Denise and Laura didn't sound convinced.
"Now, would you care to browse a bit, or, since you are rather
tired from your excursion through the mall, would you like to get
right to the point?"
"The point?" Laura asked, now curious. "We were looking for
maternity clothes," she began to explain.
The old man smiled. "Ah, yes. But what you _really_ wanted was
to find something like that, er," he wrinkled his brow in
concentration, "the Empathy Belly. Isn't that it?" He sighed. "A
wonderful if inadequate concept," he said to himself. "You three,
including your friend outside, were all wishing that your husbands
- or boyfriend, in Annie's case - could experience the discomfort
and trials and tribulations of your pregnancies, all in the hope that
they would become more sensitive to your needs. Am I right?"
Laura exchanged a nervous glance with Denise. "Yes," she said
hesitantly. "But ..."
The old man sighed and shook his head. "Let's not start that
again, shall we?"
Denise straightened up her shoulders, visibly mustering her
courage in the face of this strange man who knew things that he
shouldn't know. "Yeah," she answered. "That would be great.
But you can't by an Empathy Belly."
"Even if we could," Laura added, "they're way too expensive."
"Besides," Denise added, "an Empathy Belly wouldn't simulate all
the symptoms. Like my long-term morning sickness." She shook
her head. "It would be nice, but I wish my husband could
experience _all_ my symptoms."
"Yeah," Laura echoed. "But I'd settle for an Empathy Belly."
The old man nodded knowingly. "If you ladies would follow me, I
think I have just what you're looking for." He quickly threaded his
way through the odd piles, shelves, and assorted racks of goods,
with the two pregnant women following behind him. He stopped
at a wall case, and after checking that the ladies were still with
him, he awkwardly lifted himself to his tiptoes and pulled down an
odd bundle. As he turned, he smiled. "Yes, Laura, I suppose I
could have used magic to levitate myself up, or to fetch them
down. But that would have been a bit ... ostentatious. I prefer to
let your imaginations consider, by my small feats, whether I truly
am a wizard. Levitation would ... spoil the fun." The man
unfolded a wrapper around the bundle and revealed the enclosed
garments. With a bit of smugness, he held up one.
The garment looked like a cross between a girdle and a full-figure
longline bra, a one-piece bodysuit without sleeves or legs. The
cups were filled with something that made them appear to be
large breasts, and the belly was huge and round. As the old man
turned it, the women could see a zipper down the back.
"Okay," Laura said slowly. "It looks like the pictures I've seen of
the Empathy Belly."
The old wizard smiled, draped the one garment over a pile of
books, and held up a second garment. It was similar to the first,
but it lacked the filling in the bra and belly. Instead, it had normal
bra cups and a bulged belly to accommodate the swollen size of a
pregnant woman.
Denise's eyebrows rose. "Okay, I'll bite. It looks like there's one
for the woman and one for the man. Why?"
The old man smiled. "My initial estimation of you was correct," he
said. "The garment for the man simulates the entire set of
pregnancy symptoms. The garment for the woman is designed to
ease the burden of pregnancy."
Laura's eyes widened, then she nodded. "Oh, I see. So while Bill
is stuck feeling pregnant, I'll feel less so?" She got a far-off,
dreamy look in her eyes. "It'd sure be nice to not feel pregnant for
a few hours."
Denise nodded in agreement. "But now for the catch. How
much?" She was waiting for the bad news, expecting a price
similar to the multi-hundred dollar Empathy Belly.
The wizard glanced at the one pair of garments. "Twenty-five
dollars," he replied. "And if each of you buy one, I'll throw in a
third set for Annie and her boyfriend," he added quickly as
incentive for the women to buy.
Denise's eyes raised and she glanced at Laura. It sounded too
good to be true. Laura's expression indicated that she thought
the same.
The old man noted their skepticism. "I offer a 100% guarantee.
If, after following the directions, you don't feel as energetic as
before your pregnancy, I'll cheerfully refund the purchase price."
"You're awfully confident that we'll be satisfied customers," Laura
observed cautiously. She glanced at the garment again. "I guess
I'll take one, then."
Denise looked longingly at the pair of garments. "But ... you only
have one size, and we're all different ..."
The old man smiled. "It's a special stretch fabric. One size fits
all."
"Figures." Denise nodded slowly. "I guess I'll take one, too."
The old man pulled two additional sets of the garments from the
bundle, and then he rewrapped it and placed it back on the shelf.
Carrying the three pairs of garments, he led the ladies to the
counter. Quickly, he rang up the sales and collected their
payment. As he began to stuff the paired garments into three
separate bags, he paused. "I guarantee that your husbands will
have a new appreciation for pregnancy after you use these. Now,
you must follow the instructions printed on the label of the
woman's garment. The man's garment must be put on first, and
then the woman's. It's the control, after all. When you remove
them ..."
Laura winced, then she grabbed her bag. "Yeah. On the label.
Restroom?" she asked frantically.
The old man shook his head and pointed out the door. "By the
food court."
"Thanks." She darted from the shop, her bag and purse clutched
in her two hands.
Denise took the other two bags. "Bladder soccer. The one game
pregnant women hate most."
"But the instructions..." the old man tried to continue.
"On the label. Right." Denise hurried from the shop after her
friend.
The old man watched them go, then he smiled to himself. A new
appreciation indeed.
**********
Laura pulled on her oversized nightshirt, then, as Jim emerged
from the bathroom, she pulled out the shopping bag. "I got
something for us," she said.
"What is it?" Bill asked impatiently. He looked and sounded more
than a little tired. Like Laura, he was 'of stout build', not so much
fat as just portly. He wore his dark brown hair short, and the
mustache and goatee gave him a slightly mysterious appearance.
Right now, though, his eyes were heavy and he looked nearly
exhausted, and Laura knew why. Bill wasn't a heavy sleeper, and
with the discomfort of her pregnancy, her tossing and turning all
night was seriously cutting into Bill's sleep.
Laura displayed the garments. "It's like that Empathy Belly I
mentioned. It simulates pregnancy, so you can understand what
it's like for me."
Bill sighed heavily. "What for?" he snapped. "I hear about it
every day."
Laura set the garments down. "You don't understand. I got this
so you _would_."
Bill sighed, then he flopped down on his side of the bed and
crawled under the covers. "Yeah, well maybe I'll try it later. When
I'm not so busy and tired."
Laura put the garments back in the bag and pushed the bag to
the floor. She looked positively hurt by Bill's attitude. "Could you
at least give me a backrub?" she asked softly. "Please?"
With a heavy sigh, Bill sat back up and pulled the blankets from
atop him. "Okay, I suppose." His voice had a tone of 'you owe
me one' that Laura couldn't miss.
After all too brief a massage, Bill flopped back down, crawled
under the covers, and clicked off his light. For a long time, Laura
sat on the bed, her back propped against the headrest and her
legs under the covers, shaking her head softly and resting. Then
she slid down and turned off her light.
In what seemed like moments, a light blinded her and she
cautiously pried her eyes open, shielding them from the glare with
her hand. She saw Bill sitting up in bed. "What?" she asked
when she realized he was glaring at her.
"You're snoring again," Bill snarled.
Laura sat up even as tears began to stream down her cheeks.
"It's not my fault!" she protested through her sobs. "It's the weight
and pressure from the baby!" She futilely wiped at the stream of
tears on her cheeks.
"Yeah, well it's keeping me up," Bill countered sharply.
"If you'd try the empathy belly, you'd understand," Laura protested
through her tears.
"I don't want to understand," Bill replied. "I just want a good
night's sleep." He stood abruptly and stomped out of the room.
"I'm going to sleep in the guest room. Again."
Laura flopped back down as her sobs turned into full bawling. It
wasn't fair. Bill didn't understand. He wouldn't even try to
understand. She cried herself to sleep.
**********
"I _said_ I was sorry," Bill pleaded across the table. His
newspaper, usually in front of him so he could read as he ate,
was pushed aside so Laura would see he was serious.
Laura didn't look up from her cereal, opting instead to take
another bite.
Bill shook his head. "Look, what do you want from me? I'm sorry
I snapped at you, okay?"
Laura finally looked up, and her glare was painful to Bill. "You
don't understand what it's like for me. And you won't even try to
understand."
Bill's eyes widened momentarily. "This is about that belly thing,
isn't it," he said with certainty.
Laura shook her head. "No, it's not about that belly thing! It's
about you not understanding what it's like for me being pregnant!
It's heavy, it's hard on my back, my feet hurt, and I'm out of
breath. It's hard work! But you don't seem to notice!" She took a
drink of her juice. "I got that 'belly thing' so you might, maybe, just
maybe, understand a thing or two about what it's like for me! But
you won't even do that!" She slammed down her spoon and
levered herself up from the table, then stomped out of the kitchen
in anger.
Bill sighed. He really hated arguing with his wife, and he was
slowly realizing that she had a point. He _didn't_ understand what
the pregnancy was like for Laura. Maybe .... He rose slowly and
followed Laura to the living room.
"Look," Laura said, exasperated, "it's Saturday. You weren't
going golfing today, and we don't have any errands to run. So
why don't you wear it today?"
Bill looked at his wife, at her pleading eyes. His resolve, already
softened by his realization that she had a legitimate point,
weakened further.
"Please?" Laura pleaded with the look she used as a last resort,
the one that could melt a glacier.
Bill relented, just as Laura knew he would. "Okay," he said, trying
to sound macho and manly, and less like a cuddly teddy bear, "I'll
give it a shot." Then, as he remembered their planned activities,
he had second thoughts. "Uh," he stammered, "Jim was coming
over to watch the game this afternoon, remember? And then
we're having our cookout tomorrow night, remember?"
Laura smiled sweetly. "I remember," she replied quickly. "And I
expect Denise and Jim will be wearing theirs, too."
Bill knew he was being conned. "Okay," he surrendered
completely. "I'll wear the darned thing."
Laura practically danced her way to the bedroom, returning
moments later with the pair of garments. She held up the man's,
with its padded belly and breasts, to Bill. "Here is yours."
Bill frowned. "Why two?"
Laura shrugged. "The shopkeeper said that mine would help me
feel more comfortable. And yours, well, that's obvious, isn't it?"
Bill shook his head slightly. "Doesn't this sound kind of, I don't
know, strange?"
Laura sensed that Bill might be seeking an excuse. "No. It
doesn't. And you're going to put on your belly and wear it for the
rest of the weekend."
Bill sighed yet again. "Okay." He took the odd-looking garment,
flinching at how heavy it was, and stood. "I'll go crawl into this ...
contraption." He saw Laura standing, watching him, and making
no move to put on her own garment. "Aren't you going to put
yours on?" he asked.
Laura shook her head. "Only after you put yours on."
Bill rolled his eyes. "What?"
Laura shrugged. "That's what the shopkeeper said."
"Or what? We'll be hit by lightning or something?"
It was Laura's turn to sigh. "No," she said sarcastically. "It's just
what the man said."
Bill stripped naked. "Okay, how do I put this thing on?" he asked
as he held the heavy garment. "It looks like a zipper in the back.
Laura looked at the garment. "Yeah. But it looks like you're going
to have to do some ... tucking ... so you don't squash your ...."
She giggled at the unfinished thought.
Bill frowned. "Okay." He stepped into the garment, then pulled it
up around his waist. He pushed one arm then the next through
the armholes, then he pulled the garment up onto his shoulders.
"Hmm," he observed. "I thought it would fit tighter."
Laura turned him and started to zip up the back. "It's a one-size
fits all." She finished the zipping, and let Bill turn back around.
Laura's eyes widened. It looked _exactly_ like Bill was pregnant.
The cups of the garment sagged with very realistic large heavy
breasts, and as he turned, they even swayed like real boobs. His
belly was swollen, and already she could see that he was leaning
back to offset the extra weight on his front.
"Well?" Bill asked when he saw Laura's reaction.
Laura didn't say anything. Instead, she took Bill's hand and led
him to the dresser. As he looked at himself in the mirror, his
mouth dropped. He looked down, at the simulated breasts jutting
realistically from his chest, down between them to the round
protrusion of a pregnant belly. "Holy cow!" he muttered. "I look
like you do!"
Laura smiled. "And how does it feel?" she asked. She was
watching as he moved. Already, he was compensating for the
extra weight, and unconsciously, his hands moved down to cradle
the weight as he waddled back to the bed. Slowly, carefully, he
sat down on the bed, gasping for breath as he did so.
Bill shook his head carefully. He wanted to avoid any motion
which would make his chest jiggle. "This is ... heavy!"
Laura smiled and slipped into her own garment. After pulling it
over her shoulders, she turned her back to Bill. With difficulty, he
leaned forward and pulled the zipper up.
Laura's eyes widened again. "Wow!" she exclaimed. "I feel ...
lighter!" She took a deep breath, the first she'd taken in months.
"This thing is great!"
Bill sighed. "Well, I guess it's fair, since I'm going to be learning
what it's like for you!" He looked down at the garment. With
considerable effort, he levered himself back to his feet, then he
waddled to his closet. "Oof!" he grunted from the closet as he
tried to put on a shirt. He gave up. "These things are too small!"
he complained as he came back to the bedroom and plopped
heavily on the bed.
Laura laughed. "One of the problems of being pregnant." She
walked easily to her closet and returned with a large tent-like
blouse. "Try this."
Bill looked distastefully at the blouse, then at the empathy belly. It
was obvious that he was torn between putting on a ladies' blouse
on the one hand and being seen in what appeared to be ladies'
intimate apparel on the other. He took the blouse and pulled it on.
Laura suppressed a snicker. It wouldn't be fair, she reasoned,
since Bill was being a good sport. "Now, that's not so bad, is it?"
Bill pulled himself to his feet. "No," he panted. "As long as I can
rest for a bit after we get downstairs." He started to waddle
toward the stairs, then he halted midstride. With a look of
desperation on his face, he turned and headed for the bedroom.
"What happened? It feels like something just pushed into my
bladder!"
Laura did snicker this time. "That's the whole idea. It's got
weights that do that, since it's one of the symptoms."
**********
"I'll get it," Bill called from his easy chair at the sound of the
doorbell. With a pull of a lever, he dropped the footrest, then he
paused and took a breath or two. He grasped the armrests and
started to pull himself up out of the chair.
Laura stuck her head into the room. "Don't worry," she said
sweetly, "I'll get it." She stepped lightly to the front door and
opened it. "Come in," she invited Jim and Denise.
Denise walked easily into the house, but behind her, Jim trudged
slowly, almost waddling, his arms cradling his large belly.
Laura smiled. "Bill's in the family room," she informed Jim as she
closed the door behind them. "Watching the game."
"Thanks." Laboriously, holding his aching back with one hand,
Jim waddled to join Bill.
Denise and Laura strode to the kitchen. It was Denise who
started laughing first. "Those two..." she started to say, but was
unable to continue.
Laura chuckled with her. "Has Jim been as big a baby as Bill has
been?"
Denise nodded vigorously. "He expects me to do everything for
him," she agreed. "And he's always complaining."
Laura got a cup from the cupboard. "Coffee?" she asked
unnecessarily. As she poured the cup, she noted, "I had to
remind Bill that he's lucky. This is only for the weekend. And still,
it's nonstop complaints!"
Denise took the cup from Laura. "Don't I know it! My back hurts.
I can't sleep! I have to go to the bathroom!" She sipped her
coffee. "Such a bunch of cry-babies!"
"Yeah," Laura agreed. "And I had to argue to get Bill to put it on
yesterday!"
"Jim put his on Friday night, right after we got home." Denise took
another sip. "You know, these supporters are like magic. I
haven't felt this good in, well, in months."
Laura nodded. "Yeah. I could keep this on for the rest of the
pregnancy." She turned toward the living room. "I'm going to
start the grill, okay honey?" She heard an answering grunt from
the easy chair.
"Are Annie and Paul coming?" Denise asked as the two women
walked out to the patio.
Laura sighed. "She _said_ they'd be here, but you know Paul...."
"Yeah." Denise waited until Laura had the grill lit. "You know, of
the three of them, Paul is the one who needs the lesson the
most."
"Yeah. But he's the least likely to try it on."
Denise laughed. "Maybe we should tackle him and force him to
wear it!"
Laura laughed in agreement. "You know what's odd?" she asked.
Denise glanced up. "What?"
"Since we put on our empathy bellies, Bill has been a _lot_ more
interested in decorating the baby's room."
Denise frowned for a moment, then she nodded. "Yeah. Jim,
too. And this morning, he was worrying about whether we needed
some more baby outfits." She shook her head. "Strange, isn't it?"
Laura shrugged. "Maybe, but I, for one, am glad he's finally
interested."
**********
"Are you as uncomfortable as I am?"
Bill sighed heavily. "Probably more. Your belly thing doesn't look
as pregnant as mine."
"Wonder how they do that."
Bill shrugged. "I don't know. Pretty good trick, though."
"Yeah." He watched the game for a few moments. "Did you and
Laura figure out how you're going to decorate the room yet?"
Bill nodded. "We went to the Baby's Room this morning. Funny
thing, though."
"What?"
Bill wrinkled his nose. "You know how she's been nagging so
much about finishing the room?"
"Yeah?"
Bill shook his head. "She didn't really want to go this morning. I
almost had to force her to go."
"So, what did you decide?" Jim asked, nearly bursting with
curiosity.
Bill smiled. "Laura had been talking about animals, so we found a
really cute zoo motif. Wallpaper border by the ceiling, some prints
to glue on the wall, and matching bedding."
Jim frowned. "I wish I could get Denise to make up her mind.
She just doesn't seem interested the past couple of days."
Bill looked thoughtful. "Say, you don't suppose it has anything to
do with these ... things, do you?""
Jim glanced at Bill. "What, like they're magic or something?" He
shook his head disdainfully. "Nah. They're just paying us back
for how they said _we_ acted."
"You're probably right," Bill agreed. "Does yours have the weights
pushing in your bladder so you have to pee a lot?"
"Yup. You get nauseous, too?"
Bill shook his head. "I don't have that part."
"You're lucky." Jim sighed again. "I couldn't sleep worth a damn."
"Me either."
Jim sighed. "At least I can take it off tonight. Two days in this
thing are two too many."
"Yeah. Lucky for me Laura didn't make me put it on until
yesterday morning." Bill frowned. "Ooh," he grunted. "Got to pee
again." He pulled himself up from his chair and waddled toward
the bathroom.
**********
"It's funny though," Denise reported as she and Laura walked
toward the front door, "but Jim has been nauseous, and I
haven't."
Laura shrugged. "That old man said it mimicked all the
symptoms." She opened the door to greet Annie and Paul. "Hi,"
she said with a smile. "Come in."
Annie gave Laura and Denise hugs. "Sorry we're late!"
Laura shook her head, still smiling. "Not at all! We just started
the grill, so you're not late!"
Paul ignored their small talk. "Got the game on?" he asked
bluntly.
Laura suppressed the glare she was tempted to give Paul.
"They're in the living room," she said with false warmth.
Annie waddled after Laura and Denise back to the kitchen. "You
guys look good," she observed. "What gives?"
Laura exchanged a knowing smile with Denise. "We're both
wearing those empathy bellies we got."
"It makes me feel a _lot_ better," Denise agreed.
Annie looked down, her face glum. "Paul wouldn't try it."
Denise shot Laura an 'I told you so' look. "Well, he should."
Annie shook her head. "I can't ask him. Not again. He got so
mad the first time."
Laura glanced at Denise. "You want to try my plan yet?"
**********
Paul laughed. "Couple of wusses!" he exclaimed. "It's the
woman's job to be pregnant!"
Bill sighed and glanced at Jim, who was rolling his eyes at Paul's
comment. "These things give you a pretty good perspective on
what it's like to be pregnant," he tried to calmly explain.
Paul laughed again. "Not in my job description." He took a
handful of chips and shoved some into his mouth. "And I'm not
going to look silly in that get-up!" he mumbled.
**********
Laura sighed. "At least let's put this on you so you can have a
couple hours of rest," she said as she started to undo her
empathy belly. The three women were in the guest bedroom,
down the hall from the kitchen and living room, and out of sight of
the men.
Annie looked fearfully toward the hallway. "But..." she started to
protest.
Denise shook her head. "No buts," she said firmly. "If you get a
little support so you're not so uncomfortable, what does that
hurt?"
Annie glanced at her, then she shut up. Denise unzipped Laura,
who quickly stepped out of the garment. As Laura started to put
her dress back on, Denise helped Annie into the garment, then
zipped it up.
"Wow!" The relief on Annie's face was obvious. "This thing really
does help!"
Denise smiled. "I told you so."
Laura cradled her belly, suddenly feeling out of breath. "Yeah.
And it's worse when you take it off!"
**********
"Oof!" Bill exclaimed suddenly. He grimaced at some unknown
sensation.
"What?" Jim asked without taking his eyes off the big-screen TV.
Then he glanced at Bill. "Hey! What did you do?"
Bill frowned. "What do you mean?"
Jim stared at Bill. "It looks ... different!"
Bill tried to lever himself up, and found it more difficult. "What do
you mean, different?" he panted as he finally stood up.
Jim frowned. "I ... I don't really know. But you look ... bigger?
Right, Paul?"
Paul looked, then he shrugged. "I don't know. You look silly, like
a guy pretending to be pregnant."
Bill shuddered. "This ... something's wrong!" He waddled toward
the bathroom. "I'm going to take it off."
Jim started to say something, then he stopped. "You sure?" he
finally asked.
Bill frowned. "No," he admitted. "And Laura isn't going to like it.
But something's wrong!" He swallowed hard. "I feel ... really
nauseous all of a sudden."
**********
"Wow!" Annie exclaimed. "I don't feel ... anything! No pressure,
no nausea." She smiled. "You're right - these things are great!"
Then she frowned. "But ... it's not fitting right."
Laura tilted her head quizzically. "What do you mean?"
Annie shook her head, her brow wrinkled. "I don't know. It just
feels funny." She glanced toward the bathroom. "I ... I need to
adjust it." She walked with an odd limp toward the bathroom.
Denise frowned. "Hmmm. That's odd."
"Yeah. I didn't feel anything funny since I put it on."
Denise sipped her coffee, looking thoughtful. "You know, the
whole thing has been so unbelievable that it seems like magic.
You don't suppose something ... magic ... is happening, do you?"
Laura pondered her words. "I don't know. I suppose it _is_ ..."
She never finished her thought. The scream from one bathroom
and the shriek from the other got her attention first.
"That sounded like Bill!" Laura bolted from her chair, at least as
fast as her condition would permit. "You check Annie." She
trotted toward the sound of Bill's voice.
In a few moments, both women came back into the kitchen, and
both were as pale as if they'd seen a ghost. Laura's eyes were
wide in disbelief. So were Denise's.
"You're not going to believe this," Laura stammered as she sank
into a chair.
"It's ... impossible!" Denise echoed. "Annie ... it can't be! It's
impossible!"
Slowly, Jim waddled into the kitchen. "What's going on?" he
asked as he leaned on the counter. "What's all the screaming
about?"
Denise and Laura sat staring at the table, muttering softly and
incomprehensibly to themselves, all the while shaking their heads
in disbelief. Finally, Jim realized he wasn't going to get an
answer. "What's going on?" he demanded in a loud voice.
Both women started babbling loud and fast about Annie and Bill
and babies and breasts and other assorted parts. Jim's head
started spinning from the overload. "Hold it!" he shouted in an
attempt to get their attention and cease the cacophony of
information. "Laura - you go first."
Laura stared at him, her eyes wide in shock. "It's Bill. He's ...
he's ...." She shook her head and moved her mouth, trying to
make words come out. "He's ... pregnant!" she finally exclaimed.
Jim frowned. "Wait a minute. You mean he's wearing the
empathy belly, right?"
Laura shook her head slowly and deliberately. "No. He took it
off."
"But .... If he took it off, then ...." Jim tried to make sense of what
she was saying.
Laura shook her head again, and turned to him. "He's got a baby!
It's not an empathy belly! It's a real pregnant belly!" She shook
her head again. "And real tits! He's really, really pregnant!"
Jim shook his head. "That's ... impossible," he said with certainty.
Even as he spoke, from the look he was getting from the women,
he felt less certain. "But ... how?"
Denise shook her head. "It's got to be the empathy belly," she
said slowly. "Because Annie isn't pregnant any more."
Laura's and Jim's jaws hit the floor simultaneously. "What?" Jim
demanded. "That can't be! She's ... huge!" He saw Denise
shaking her head in disbelief. "Are you saying that her pregnancy
just ... vanished?"
Denise nodded. "That's not all."
Laura frowned. "What else ...?"
"Annie has a ... a ... a penis!" Denise spat out the words.
Laura's eyes widened again. With her jaw hanging open in shock,
she ran toward Bill's bathroom. In a few moments, she was back,
walking very woodenly and looking even more ashen than before.
As she sank into a chair, her mouth hanging agape, she saw that
Jim and Denise were staring at her. She said nothing, but just
nodded confirmation of what they both knew.
"How?" Denise finally asked. "It's ..."
Laura shook her head. "Remember when you said it was almost
magical?" She saw Denise nod. "Remember how that old man
said he was a wizard?" Another nod. Laura swallowed. "I think
he really was."
"Wait a minute," Jim finally said, his brow furrowed. "This is
impossible! You two - you're pulling a fast one!" He turned and
stormed off toward Bill's bathroom. He knocked on the door.
"Hey, Bill, it's me."
"Uh, I'm ... er, not right now!" Bill's voice was muffled by the door.
Jim frowned, then he turned the doorknob and opened the door.
His frown turned to surprise at the sight.
Bill was standing in the bathroom nearly naked. He was as white
as Laura had been. From his chest hung two very large round
saggy breasts, capped by huge brown nipples. The boobs rested
partly atop a large tummy, round and swollen just exactly like that
of a pregnant woman. Jim's jaw dropped. Then he looked down,
between Bill's legs. To the empty spot. The hairy empty crotch
that _should_ have held a penis and a scrotum. "Holy shit!" Jim
exclaimed. "It ... it's really ... it happened!"
Bill raised his hands to cover his breasts, then he dropped one to
cover his empty crotch. "What ... what the hell happened to me?"
he wailed. "I'm ... I feel like I'm pregnant!" He slumped onto the
closed lid of the toilet, his mouth trying to form words as his wide
eyes started to mist. "It's ... it's impossible!"
**********
"Now let's see if I've got this straight," Paul said gruffly as he
glanced around the kitchen table. At the other five, all of whom
seemed to be in a state of shock. "Bill isn't wearing his belly
thing."
Bill nodded mutely.
"And that's a real baby and ... stuff." Another nod. Paul shook his
head, a mocking sneer on his lips. "And Annie ... isn't pregnant
any more."
Annie shook her head, then she broke down in tears. "See for
yourself, you idiot!" she cried, pulling her blouse tight against her
flat tummy. "Do _you_ see any sign that I'm pregnant?"
Jim sighed. "Paul, it's real."
"It _can't_ be real!" Paul exclaimed harshly. "Because if it is, my
sons are in him," he pointed at Bill's large belly, "and my ...
girlfriend ... is ...." He looked away, a disgusted look on his face.
"That's impossible!"
Denise sighed. "Let's go through it again." She saw no
objections among the shocked and angry faces, so she
continued. "The old man claimed to be a wizard. He claimed that
these," she held up the garment that she and Annie had worn,
"were magical, right?" She saw a nod of agreement from Laura.
"And they were ... are very good at mimicking the symptoms we
each had."
Jim shook his head. "Yeah, but the Empathy Belly does that, too!
There's nothing magical about it!"
Denise stared coolly at Jim. "But does the Empathy Belly make
you feel morning sickness? Does it make you crave pistachio ice
cream?" She shook her head. "And can you name one support
garment that would take away my symptoms?"
Jim glanced at Bill, then he shook his head. "It _sounds_
improbable, but it could just be..."
Laura frowned. "If it's just coincidence, then why are your
symptoms exactly like Denise's, down to the exact cravings and
nausea and everything else?" She shook her head. "Why does
Bill look exactly like Annie did?" She sighed as she sat back in
her chair. "I'm willing to bet that if we went to a doctor, we'd find
out that Bill has Annie's twins."
Bill paled at Laura's words. "No doctor," he snapped quickly. He
saw the others look at him. "Can you imagine what would happen
to me if I went to a doctor - like this?" He dropped his gaze and
sighed as he slowly shook his head. "What the hell am I going to
do?"
"We'll have to go find that shop - and the wizard," Laura said
firmly. "He _did_ promise us satisfaction or our money back,
right?"
There was something in Denise's eyes that surprised Laura. She
was holding the woman's garment, and she held up the tag. "He
promised us money back - _if_ we followed the directions," she
said slowly.
Laura felt the color drain from her face. "What do you mean
_if_?" she asked slowly.
Denise sighed. "It says that the garments are to be worn by one
couple and only one couple. Swapping garments while in use
may cause unpredictable side effects."
Annie's mouth dropped open. "You're telling me that _this_," she
pointed at her flat stomach and the bulge in the crotch of her
slacks, "is a _side effect_?" she nearly screamed. She looked
like she was between rage and panic.
Laura slowly lifted her jaw. "But ... but we _have_ to find him!
We can't be like this!" She took the garment from Denise and
started reading the tag.
Jim sighed. "At least it's only Annie and Bill," he said hopefully.
He saw the look on Laura's face as she read the tag. "Right?" he
pleaded.
Laura sighed. "I don't know," she said. "Listen to this. These
garments provide the ultimate simulation of pregnancy a man can
ever experience, while at the same time, relieving the burdens for
the woman. The man wearing the garment will experience all of
the effects of pregnancy that his partner has while he is wearing
the garment. These garments will only work for pregnancies
exceeding 28 weeks. Caution: Once a man and woman have
both activated their garments, the garments must not be shared
with other individuals or unpredictable side effects may occur."
"Some side effects," Bill said bitterly.
Laura ignored his self-pitying comment as she continued to read
the label. "The garments should not be worn for more than 48
consecutive hours or unpredictable side effects may occur." She
looked up and saw Denise and Jim turn pale. Her mouth dropped
open. "When ... did you put them on?" she stammered.
Jim glanced at his watch, then he looked up. There was no color
in his face, and his mouth hung agape. "Sometime around three
on Friday afternoon," he said slowly. "Right?" he asked Denise.
Denise nodded somberly. As one, all the heads turned to the wall
clock, to the big hand pointing to the three, and the little handing
pointing to the four. It was 3:20.
Jim scrambled from his chair, pulled off his sweater, and turned
so Denise could unzip the garment. As she started to pull the
zipper down, Laura's eyes widened. "Wait!" she shouted.
Denise and Bill froze. "What?" Denise asked unsteadily.
Laura shook her head. "Instructions: The man puts on his
garment first. When the woman dons her garment, the pair is
activated, and the man will experience all the woman's symptoms
of pregnancy, while the woman has her symptoms relieved.
When the garments are removed, the woman must take her
garment off before the man removes his. Failure to follow the
proper order in donning and removing garments may result in
unpredictable side effects." She looked up, her eyes wide.
Denise and the others followed her gaze to the back of Jim's
garment, to where the zipper hung nearly open.
Denise looked fearfully at Jim's garment and visibly shuddered.
"Did we ... mess it up?" she asked hesitantly.
Jim winced. "I ... I don't know," he said softly. "I'm not sure how it
feels right now!" He looked like he was about to cry.
Laura saw the amused sneer on Paul's face, and decided to
ignore the fact that he was being entertained by the goings-on.
"Denise, let's get you out of that. Quick." She walked quickly
toward the guest room, while Jim stood helpless in the kitchen,
not daring to move lest the garment shift and complete the
'unpredictable side effects'. He glanced warily at Bill, and knew
that if things went wrong, he was going to end up in the same
delicate situation as Bill.
A minute later, Laura walked slowly into the kitchen, as if in a
funeral procession. She saw the hopeful look in Jim's eyes. She
closed her eyes while she slowly shook her head.
Jim's eyes widened, and his face contorted with shock. "No!" he
cried. He glanced down at the garment, then he slowly peeled the
shoulder straps off his shoulders. With a look of genuine fright,
he slowly peeled the garment down from his chest. "No!" he cried
as the garment peeled back off a pair of large breasts. "No!" He
sank into a chair, his gaze fixed on the symptoms of his own 'side
effects'. Slowly, fearfully, he touched his breasts, as if to dispel
an illusion. But he realized as he hefted the swelling mammaries
that they were no illusion. He shook his head in disbelief, silently
mouthing 'no' over and over.
Annie glanced between Laura and Denise, who'd just come back
in the room. Her belly was flat, and her swollen breast were back
at their pre-pregnancy size. And she had the same bulge in her
crotch that Annie had. "Now what? How do we fix it?"
Laura glanced around the room, hoping someone had an idea.
She knew she was out of them.
Bill frowned as he examined the garment. "If these things work
like it says," he muttered, "then if Annie puts on hers, and then I
put on ..." He scratched his chin. "No, that won't work. If Annie
puts on hers, and then you put on mine, and then you take it off
and I put it on ..." He narrowed his eyes as he thought. "Yeah,
that might do the trick."
Nearly an hour later, after nearly every combination they could
think of, Bill and Jim still had the pregnant tummies, Denise and
Annie had no babies, Denise had Jim's male organ, and Annie
had Bill's bulge in her crotch. They sat down at the table.
"This isn't working," Bill said softly. Tears were welling up in his
eyes.
"No shit, Sherlock," Jim said angrily. "We're still stuck!"
"But I don't want to be pregnant," Bill said, his cheeks stained by
tears. "And why the hell am I crying?"
Denise pulled a tissue from her purse and handed it to Bill. "It's
the hormones," she explained. "Remember how you guys used to
joke about how emotional we were?"
"But what are we going to do?" Jim pleaded.
Denise glanced at Laura. "We girls are going to the mall, to try to
find that shop and the wizard."
**********
Bill looked up hopefully at the sound of the front door opening.
"Well?" he asked.
Laura shook her head. "It's got to be magic. There wasn't any
sign of the shop."
"Just Fertile Fashions, like it used to be," Annie added glumly.
Jim's face fell. "So ... we're stuck. We're pregnant guys, is that
it?"
Denise nodded slowly. "It looks like it. And we have ..." She
didn't want to complete the sentence, as if somehow _not_ saying
that she and Annie had the guy's penises would make it not so.
"Two down, and the third one isn't going to go!" Paul laughed as
he put down his empty beer can.
Annie looked cautiously at Paul. "What are we going to do?" she
asked.
Paul glanced at her, then at Bill's swollen belly. "If he's really got
your parts, then _we_ aren't going to do anything!" he barked.
"I'm not a faggot!"
"But..." Annie started to protest.
Paul stood abruptly. "Since you've been having so much fun with
Bill and Laura, you can stay with them for all I care! I'm not going
to live with some kind of ... freak man-woman!" He stomped out
the door, taking care to slam it behind himself.
Denise helped Jim climb out of his chair. "We need to get home,"
she lied, glancing at both Annie and Bill. Bill saw her glance, and
he realized that the other three probably needed to talk about
their combined situation.
Laura saw them out the door, then she leaned against it with a
weary sigh. "Now what?" she asked, sounding both bitter and
defeated.
Bill sighed. "Unless we can find that wizard, it looks like we're
stuck. So I think we need to keep looking for him."
Laura nodded. "But what about Annie and Paul? Paul was pretty
angry."
Annie nodded as she wiped a tear from her eye. "As long as I'm
... a freak," she sobbed, "he'll never take me back!"
"You can stay with us," Laura said quickly. "Since we're all in this
together, it only makes sense."
**********
Bill lay on the bed, on his back, taking shallow breaths. He hadn't
been asleep, not really. The babies moving and kicking and his
large breasts and the pressure on his back and bladder. He
sighed as he rolled over. No wonder Laura had been so cranky.
She'd been tired all the time. Now, it was his turn to feel tired as
well. Besides, as she told him, he now snored, and loudly. He'd
moved to the bed in the soon-to-be nursery so that their mutual
snoring wouldn't keep each other awake.
There was something in the room. Bill sensed it before he heard
or saw anything. He turned his head, and saw the figure in the
doorway. He struggled up on one elbow. "Laura?" he whispered.
The figure started. "No," Annie whispered back. "It's me." She
sounded like her voice was strained. "Can I ... can I come in?"
Bill nodded. "Yeah, I guess so." He rolled to his side, leaving a
space on the bed for Annie to sit. "What's on your mind?" he
asked as she sat down.
Annie was looking at the floor. In the pale light, Bill could see
glistening lines of tears on her cheeks. "I'm scared," she admitted
softly.
Bill sighed. "Yeah, me too," he admitted softly.
Annie looked at Bill, at his pregnant tummy. "I ... I miss ..." she
was sobbing softly, and she couldn't finish her words.
"You miss your babies?" Bill asked. He saw Annie nodding. Bill
reached out and took her hand. He gently placed it on his belly.
"I think they miss their mama, too. When you came in, they
started kicking."
Annie started bawling softly as she felt the kicks against her hand.
Bill sat up, then he cradled Annie's head on his shoulder as tears
streamed down her cheeks. "It's okay," he said softly. "We'll
figure out something." He put her hand back on his belly. "We'll
figure out something," he repeated.
"I lost my babies, I lost Paul," Annie sobbed. "I feel so all alone."
She made a futile attempt to wipe away her tears with her sleeve.
"I'm so scared!"
Bill tried to understand what she was feeling. "Would it help," he
started hesitantly, "if you stayed here for a while? So you could
feel them moving?"
Annie nodded silently. She sat wordlessly beside Bill, her head
on his shoulder and her hand on his tummy.
**********
"How could you?" Laura's eyes were like daggers, her voice
sharp and angry.
Bill sat at the table, his eyes lowered in shame, his cheeks
burning red. "I ... I didn't mean to," he said feebly. "Annie was
scared. She was lonely!"
"So you ...." Laura turned away sharply. "How could you?"
"But ...." Bill shook his head. "It's not like _we_ could do
anything, anyway!" he muttered angrily. "Besides, it just
happened!"
Laura spun, glaring at him. "So you just seduced her, is that it?
You couldn't do it with me, so you had her?"
"No, it wasn't like that."
Bill and Laura spun at the voice from the kitchen door. Annie
stood in the doorway, looking a bit disheveled in her nightgown.
"He didn't start anything. He was just trying to help me," Annie
said again. She looked sadly at the pregnant belly of Bill. "He let
me feel my babies, so I wouldn't feel so alone or frightened."
Laura's angry gaze turned to Annie. "So you seduced him? Is
that how you repay our kindness?"
Annie dropped her gaze. "We fell asleep. When I woke up, I ... I
was ..." She shook her head, unable to find the words.
Laura's eyes widened, and her anger seemed to increase. Then,
inexplicably, she started to snicker, then to laugh aloud. Her
laughter increased, until she had to wipe a tear from her eye. She
saw the shocked expressions on Annie and Bill's faces, and she
shook her head as she waved her hand, attempting to indicate
that there was nothing wrong. Finally, she sank into a chair, still
chuckling. "This is _so_ funny," she said through her guffaws.
Bill frowned. "What's funny?" he demanded. He crossed his
arms angrily, only to have them resting atop the large breasts on
his chest. This move brought renewed laughter from Laura.
Finally, Laura was able to speak again. "It's just ... the thought of
you - being the pregnant one and having sex!" She fought the
oncoming laughter. "Did you have to do it doggie style?" she
sputtered as she broke into laughter again.
Bill started to speak, then his angry frown slowly melted as he
lowered his head, nodding slightly as he did so. Soft chuckles
slowly became belly-shaking laughs.
To the side, Annie stood, her mouth agape as she watched Bill
and Laura laughing at what _should_ have been, and indeed
started out as, a nasty confrontation over infidelity.
Laura stopped laughing and looked at Annie, wiping tears from
her eyes as she did so. She realized that Annie was completely
baffled. "It's just," Laura began, "well, you remember how I'd told
you guys that the only comfortable way for me was doggie style?
And now, Bill has to ..." She started laughing aloud again.
"But ...?" Annie was still confused. "He's your _husband_!" she
insisted. "And we ...."
Laura wiped away a tear and fought back the laughter. "I know,
dear," she chuckled. "The wizard said he'd get all the symptoms.
And the thought of him with this _one_ symptom is ...." She
couldn't finish as laughter overtook her once again.
As her laughter subsided yet again, Laura got up and poured a
cup of coffee, then set it at an empty spot on the table. "Here,"
she said to Annie.
"But ...," Annie sputtered as she sat down, "I thought you'd be
mad!"
Laura laughed. "I _was_!" she said. "But ...." She shook her
head and took a sip of coffee. "Look, Bill and I aren't exactly
suited for that kind of thing right now, are we? And I'm not a
lesbian, so it's kind of unrealistic to get jealous, isn't it?"
"Yeah, I guess so." Annie didn't sound convinced.
"And it's not exactly like I was finding out long after the fact,"
Laura added. She turned to Bill. "Face it, dear, you're a moaner!"
she sputtered, fighting back another wave of guffaws. When they
passed, she smiled at Annie. "I heard you two. 'Oh, God! Oh,
God! Yes! Yes! Ooohhhh! Aahhh!'" she mocked their sounds of
passion in a deep, gruff voice. "My husband, the moaner!" she
laughed yet again. "Big macho studly husband of mine, begging
for more!"
Bill frowned. "I don't think it's that funny!" he protested.
Laura nodded her head vigorously. "Oh, yes it is!" she sputtered
through her mirth. She looked at Annie, and it was clear she was
forcing herself to look stern and serious. "To tell you the truth,"
she said, sounding a bit serious, "last night, as I heard the two of
you humping like bunnies, I was angry. Hell, I wanted to shoot
the both of you!" Her serious frown cracked. "But the mental
image of big, strong Bill, on his hands and knees, with a huge
pregnant belly and saggy boobs swaying under him, begging to
get dorked from behind, it was ..." Once more, spasms of
laughter interrupted her. "It's just too funny!" she blurted out. She
glanced at Bill, and her laughter became infectious as Annie
started chuckling.
Laura glanced at Bill, at his stern expression. "What?"
Bill glared at her. "This is ... humiliating!" he protested. "It's not
supposed to be like this!"
"And did you find yourself as horny as you claim I was?" Laura
asked with a huge grin. She saw Bill lower his eyes, an act that
betrayed that he'd been as horny as Laura had been. "So, how
did it happen?"
Bill glanced at Annie, feeling ashamed, and looked down again. "I
... she was sitting with me, and feeling the babies kick. I got tired
and laid down."
Annie continued, "I guess I cuddled behind him, with my arm
around him so I could keep feeling the babies. And then ..." She
looked down.
Bill was blushing. "When she touched my ... the breasts, it felt ...
it felt nice." He shook his head. "I started feeling all warm inside."
Laura nodded. "It's called being horny," she said with a grin.
Bill nodded. "And I felt her ... pressing into my back." He shook
his head. "It was weird. I knew I shouldn't, but I felt so ...."
Annie nodded. "I really don't know what happened next, except
that we started to ...."
Laura shuddered. There was a strange look in her eyes. "I guess
it's natural. You both had different parts, you both got horny."
She looked away suddenly, her hand rising to her mouth.
"What?" Bill asked as he saw his wife turn. She tried to shake her
head, but Bill knew there was something. "What's wrong?" he
persisted.
Laura turned, and the tears in her eyes were obvious. "It's ... it's
lonely," she finally said, her voice trembling. "I miss being
intimate." She shook her head. "And there's nothing you can do
about it."
Bill rose and crossed the kitchen to Laura's side. He wrapped his
arm around her shoulder. "I know," he said softly. Then he
glanced at Annie. "But maybe there's something _we_ can do."
Laura looked at Annie, who stood with her eyes wide open. "Are
you saying what I _think_ you're saying?" Annie said cautiously.
"Because if you are ...."
Bill nodded. "Yeah. Do you think you have enough stamina to
keep both of us satisfied?"
Laura looked at Bill, then she playfully slapped him. "You could at
least not be so ... blunt!" she mocked. Then she looked back at
Annie. "Since we're kind of a ... strange family right now, could
you?"
Annie looked at both Bill and Laura. Memories of her first
experience with Bill were strong, and she felt her new part
becoming aroused. She gulped, wondering what she was getting
herself into. At the same time, she wasn't used to the powerful
sensations. She quickly gave in. "Uh, yeah," she said hesitantly.
Laura practically danced across the room and hugged her. "Since
it's really Bill's, it won't be quite so ... strange," she said. She felt
Annie's erect organ pressing into her belly as she hugged Annie.
Laura took a small step back. "Now, we've got to do something."
Annie's eyes widened. "Now?"
Laura looked at her,