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Dedicated to the Mighty Morpheus!
With respect to, and inspiration from a certain Amazon princess
Wondrous Woman's Return!
By Caleb Jones
Part One
When it began, I was standing on the side of the street, getting out of my
car, just minding my own business. Another super-hero/super-villain battle
of champions suddenly broke loose. It was the third one in my neighborhood
this week, and the local citizens were starting to get used to the
violence and chaos. These super-conflicts were certainly more exciting
than any movie Hollywood ever put in a movie theater!
The locals moved off the main streets and gave the ultra powerful players
plenty of room to clash! I wasn't among them. I am a sixty two year old
man with an artificial knee, and I could not move as fast as the others to
get out of the way. I had no choice but to hide behind my car. At least I
had an excellent view of the battle...
But this was not just another simple 'defeat and lock up the evil
villains' battle like the others before it. No, this time the good guys
were the ones on the losing side! Many of the good heroes were down but
one stood firm and tall against her foes! Bystanders applauded as the
"Virtuous Voluptuary", AKA the "Maiden of Merit" and several other
alliterative nicknames, but always known as the ever beautiful Wondrous
Woman paused for a second and saved an infant from falling debris. She
handed the tiny child back to her grateful mother.
Then, to the shock of her struggling teammates, her applauding fans, and
those of us simply watching the struggle of good versus evil, the
impossible happened. One of the bad guys, Birdseye the Archer, shot one of
his magic arrows through the noticeably abundant bosom of the Babe of
Iron.
As blood gushed from her mortal wound, others in the crowd of normal
citizens were stunned. Some of the women were crying. I, on the other
hand, was oddly calm. Then I felt a momentary pain in my chest myself, as
if in sympathy to her last conscious moments on this earth.
Perhaps I empathized too much with the heroine however, for I suddenly
felt myself floating several dozen feet into the air, hovering over the
bloody scene of her last seconds of life.
Oddly, my levitation didn't frighten me. I remained all too calm under the
circumstances. In the distance, I could hear the voice of my parents
inviting me to stay with them. My parents were long since dead, so I knew
something very weird was going on. I, however, finally freaked out when I
saw the spirit forms of 'gods' I knew from fables and myths in my old
school books, as well as from numerous news reports of Wondrous Woman's
adventures! The gods gathered around her body and gently pulled her spirit
right out from her body.
She resisted them, pointing at all the dangers her teammates were in as
they battled the evil members of the Bringers of Doom. Wondrous Woman then
pointed to several wounded and deceased passerby, including someone below
me, beneath my hovering self.
At her gesture, I looked down and saw... well... I could not quite believe
it, but...
I saw ME!!!
My body was terribly pale, and a ninja star from the kung-fu villain in
the group was lodged deep in my throat.
'It is a good thing I'm way up here in the air instead of down there,' I
remember thinking, until I realized that the pool of blood near my neck
could only mean one thing!
I must be...?
Could I really be...?
DEAD???
Part Two
'NOooooo!'
I tried to shout! I tried to scream! I was angry at the stupidity of my
apparent death, but my voice was silenced. And it wasn't because of the
sharp, deadly instrument of death in my throat. My body might be dead or
dying, but I was somehow also hovering in spirit form above the scene of
violence like the gods and the spirit of Wondrous Woman. Perhaps their
presence so close to me was why I seemed rather calm about my death and
everything despite the extreme danger and violence of it all. And it might
also be the cause of my spirit hovering above my... body. Whatever
metaphysical force they used to pull Wondrous Woman out of her mortal
shell must have hooked my dying spirit in the same moment.
I wondered if that meant I was truly as dead as she appeared to be. Maybe,
if I were truly dying, the gods were going to take me to heaven along with
Maiden of Merit.
'Scratch that idea' I thought, as they grabbed her arms and began to drag
her into the sky, leaving both me and the violent battlefield behind.
But the spirit of the deceased heroine looked back at her teammates one
final time. Her friends were losing... Major League losing! Several were
injured and down for the count, while others were flat knocked out, and
the villains were pressing their advantage against the last two remaining.
The curious crowds were no longer silent observers. Some were crying and
some were fleeing. A few brave civilians were trying to help the heroes
who were left for dead or dying. Several were futilely trying to help drag
both my body and Wondrous Woman's mortally wounded remains to safety,
apparently not knowing their efforts were no longer needed.
Holding the powerful gods back as they escorted her to another realm, the
beautiful spirit of Wondrous Woman looked around with great concern in her
eyes. She settled her gaze on none other than me! I felt like she knew
everything about me in that momentary connection. Suddenly she unleashed
the full fury of her might, freeing herself from the grip of the gods!
Wondrous Woman floated back down to her body and yanked the arrow from her
chest. The blood stopped spurting and the wound began to close. 'Good for
her!' I thought as I cheered her on.
The other heroes were too busy losing to notice, or else they were unable
to see her in her ghostly form. I, however, had a ringside seat - if you
could call hovering a few dozen feet in the air a seat, that is. She tried
to force herself back into her own body but kept getting less and less
transparent with each attempt.
The other gods moved in closer to take her spirit away once again.
Wondrous Woman looked desperate! Her friends and teammates, and more
civilians like myself were about to be slaughtered! She looked at my own
dead body and then she looked up at me in the sky once again. I don't know
what she saw in me but she made a gesture and I was drawn to her side. She
made one final try to get back into her body, and failed again.
And then she did something I never expected her to do. She somehow grabbed
me by the non-corporeal hair on my head and literally stuffed my spirit
into her own body! I felt both great pain and great pleasure at the same
time. As I attempted to scream, my lungs filled with glorious air!
Part Three
Suddenly the silence of the past few minutes was gone, and screams and
yells and explosions began to intrude all around me! Once again, I felt my
heart beating! I could still see Wondrous Woman as she floated off towards
her fellow gods, and she blew me a kiss.
In my head, I heard her voice, ordering me, and at the same time
pleading... "You must save my friends! I'm counting on you! Take my
place..."
Wondrous Woman's glorious spirit smiled at me one final time, filling me
with a renewed sense of hope. She gave me a weak salute goodbye as the god
spirits escorted her through giant glorious golden gates which appeared in
the sky for a moment and then vanished again with a resounding clang of
supernatural steel.
I was a bloody mess! I was horribly confused! I was lying on the ground,
blood and dirt all over me, blinding me, and yet I was alive! I was
breathing again! Suddenly a deadly ninja star flew over me and barely
missed a child hiding behind a U.P.S. mail box. It was the same type of
deadly weapon that I had seen imbedded in my throat! My hand shot up to my
throat but it felt smooth and uninjured. Had I imagined everything? A
momentary glance at my chest, or rather, my new chest, and I knew this was
no illusion or dream. I now wore the body and costume of Wondrous Woman
instead of my own masculine, and all too deceased corpse!
Sitting up, I saw the ninja villain pull out another poisonous and deadly
sharp star to throw again. I didn't know what to do, but some unfamiliar
instinct took me by surprise. I yanked what appeared to be earrings from
my ears, tearing some of my flesh while doing so, connected them together
somehow, and swung them in a circle above my head like a bolo. The golden
globe portion of the earring at the end of each metal chain expanded to
the size of a softball as they spun faster and faster. Relying on that
same unfamiliar instinct, I released them both at just the right moment so
they soared over to the ninja and wrapped themselves around his thick
neck, snapping it in two pieces just above his shoulders.
I realized at that moment I had just killed another human being, but
remembering the way my real body had died at his hands, I was not overly
sorry to see him fall to the ground in two pieces, a shocked expression
still on his face as his head rolled away.
I was far more shocked however to realize I had gained some of the
abilities of the fallen heroine my spirit had possessed. Like Wondrous
Woman, I had super strength, and I had demonstrated considerable skill
throwing deadly earrings. Or whatever it was that had been hanging from my
borrowed earlobes. Torn from my new body! I realized that I was now a
woman... no, a Super woman! An incredibly Wondrous Woman!
There was no more time to think about my unexpected revival in a body not
my own, however. A furiously angry woman screamed 'Murderer!' at me, and I
tracked the voice to one of the female villains. Devil-Minx carried the
bloody decapitated body of the archer in her hands. She screamed out a
curse, dropped him and came at me with huge, ultra-sharp claws drawn! I
barely dodged her manic attack, blocking her claws with the metal
bracelets on my wrist.
Thank god for the wondrous instincts that came with the wondrous body I
possessed!
I had to stop her or die once again! I picked up a trash barrel and tossed
it at her! Her claws dug deep into the metal of the steel can, distracting
her as the barrel hung onto her sharp claws and obscuring her view as she
charged at me. I jumped up into the air and seemed to hover for a second
as she ran under me. I had forgotten Wondrous Woman could defy gravity,
but my body had not! Flipping around in mid air, I dropped onto her back,
shoving her forward with both my hands and high heeled feet! She crashed
into a wall, her head crunching the metal trash barrel just before she hit
the wall as well with nearly the same bone-crunching impact.
She wasn't getting up any time soon! I didn't know if she was dead, and I
didn't care. There was no time to think about any of it, I had to act fast
and hope I was right later, if there was to be a later for any of us!
A giant bloody hand the size of an elephant came from above me, nearly
squashing me flat, but I sensed it with seconds to spare and I rolled to
safety. I realized once again as I stood up that I was now wearing WW's
body and her costume. Her large boobs popped out of the costume and were
nearly in my face as I rolled away from the hand of the evil giant!
In my former life I would have savored that moment but as the possessor of
the exposed breasts I would have to deal with them later, as the huge hand
made another pass at me, trying to scoop me up! Instead, I ducked under it
and leaped up after the hand. Still running automatically on my new body's
powerful instincts, I somehow activated my new abilities and flew up into
the air!
I grabbed the huge hand by the waist-sized forefinger and forced it
straight up into the giant's own, horrified face! I slammed it into his
ugly giant nose, and a loud crack indicated that either the nose or the
finger was broken. The giant screamed in agony, his amplified screams
sounding like thunder!
'Good!' I thought, as I awkwardly placed my over-abundant chest back into
the top of my costume midair.
I then dive-bombed my feet into the now bloody giant nose in the same spot
he had already broken. In the back of my mind I remembered an old
newspaper report about a fighter who died after his nose was broken. I
didn't remember the details, but I figured that if the broken nose wasn't
enough to stop him, I'd have to take advantage of the now weak spot and
drive it home into the three foot long giant protuberance in the center of
his gargantuan face before he swatted me flat like a fly!
The rest of my powerful feet hit the bloodied spot on his nose like a
hammer head, the high heeled spikes acting like the nails the hammer was
hitting! I'd never heard a face literally crack before. I prayed I'd never
hear such a horrible sound again. The giant body lurched backward, and
then collapsed to the ground with a humongous, earth-shattering thud that
shattered windows and set off car alarms for miles around.
The giant did not get up again.
And I was now flying around in the air!
Before I had any time to realize what I was doing, an arrow whizzed by my
head, missing me by inches, but catching and ripping out the roots of some
of my (now much longer) hair. I ignored the pain. I changed course like a
heat seeking missile! The many days spent flying remote controlled planes
when I was a boy came in handy. I weaved and altered my flight path so
fast that no arrow could stay on me long enough to hit me!
I flew ever closer to the source of the arrows and smashed into a hooded
female at what must have been nearly the speed of sound, barely getting my
arms in front of me to deflect the force of hitting her away from my face.
I smashed right through her, swiftly slowing my speed as I turned back
around and came to a stop. Returning to the battlefield, I saw two more
body halves flopping on the ground near a smashed bow. As life fled her
body, I realized I had just split the killer of the true Wondrous Woman in
two! I hadn't wanted to kill her but she left me no choice! After all, she
had already killed the body I was wearing once already!
I heard sounds behind me and steeled myself for another bloody battle, but
to my immense relief, the remaining heroes were guarding the villains,
with some of most badly beaten just gathering together and trying to keep
each other from collapsing.
As they came towards me, I realized that the battle was now over, and the
adrenalin stopped flowing. I had saved my heroine's friends and now I
could hopefully join Wondrous Woman in whatever heaven lies beyond. I
welcomed the blackness as I passed out...
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Chapter Four
I woke up to the sight of four super heroes, three men and a woman,
sleeping in chairs around me as I lay in a bed. Seeing them, I knew it had
been neither a dream - nor a nightmare! It was all too real! I had died,
been given a second chance at life, battled their foes, and saved their
lives as the battle maiden Wondrous Woman!
Even with a blanket covering me I could see two prominent hills of
feminine flesh on my chest! I no longer had the male body I had possessed
for thirty four years.
I sent a hand investigating under the covers until a deep male cough
interrupted my exploration.
"She's awake!" the male leader of the group said, and the others woke up.
I could see they were all beaten up pretty bad. Three had casts on at
least one limb, and all were severely bandaged. They also grew big smiles
on their faces as they surrounded me. To my masculine horror, the men each
kissed me on the cheek or forehead. It was balanced out better when the
woman I had saved also kissed my forehead, her bosom pressing into my
face. I had to resist the urge to touch her as she profusely thanked me
for saving her life. She kissed my hand and placed it carefully back on
the bed.
The others also thanked me and told me that the evil gang was no more.
Five were dead and the others were in the hospital. None of them were in
any shape to ever threaten anyone again.
The leader of the heroes took my other hand.
"Jennifer..." he began. Apparently that is now my name, or rather, the
name used as the secret identity of Wondrous Woman, the former owner of
the body I currently occupied.
"I should kick you out for violating the code against killing, but how can
I, considering you saved us all! The observers who survived all say you
had no choice but to respond to deadly force as you did. Frankly we are
still not sure how you managed to stop them! We were certain you died
during the battle after they ambushed us."
"Yet here you are, alive and getting better every hour, and we are all
very grateful to you for whatever miracle kept you alive to save us all!"
He gave me a wink even as a tear fell down his cheek.
"And I... I am especially grateful, my love!"
He bent down and to my immense horror, kissed me on the lips! I refused to
even think about how nice it had felt! But I had no choice but to think
about it!
It shouldn't feel nice! I am a man! Or at least I used to be, I thought as
I looked once again for half a second down at my outward thrusting chest
under the bed sheet.
I had to tell him the truth, right? That I wasn't the Wondrous Woman they
knew and loved? But if I wasn't her, then who was I? I sure wasn't my old
male self anymore. Wondrous Woman had given me her body. She had asked me
to take her place.
Could I now crush the hopes and dreams of the man she apparently loved?
Whose mere kiss could take my breath away and make my new body tingle with
excitement?
If I did tell them, would they trust me, a stranger in the flesh of their
old friend and ally?
Worse, if the truth came out and the world found out about me, they might
all be put in danger again as villains might think me a weak link in their
hero organization.
Not to mention the embarrassment if everyone knew that I was a man with
the body of a woman. My own family and friends must think me dead by now.
These heroes needed a Wondrous Woman and I needed them even more!
I decided that since the original had given me her blessing to become her,
then I could do no less than to be the best Wondrous Woman that I could
possibly be!
My... boyfriend??? pulled a chair up closer to me and put his arm behind
me. I would have to get used to him being close like that. It could be
worse. At least my new body seemed to like having him around! He kissed me
on the forehead again and made the other heroes leave the room. A couple
of the guys snickered a bit and I knew what they were thinking. I was
thinking it myself, but for the first time I had to picture myself in the
role of the female!
It was something I might be able to enjoy once I got used to my new life
but not today, the second day of the rest of my new life, my new female
life! I pretended to fall asleep until he left the room and then I finally
did fall asleep. My body might be super strong but it still needed time to
recover from sudden death, rebirth, and the second chance I had been
given.
'From now on I AM Wondrous Woman!' I thought as sleep approached.
I hope I live up to the faith the original had in me when she chose me to
carry on for her...
The beginning!
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