Green Acres 1 The Gypsy Indian Curse of Green Acres
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Green Acres 8: Not a Milton Berle Sketch By Ron Dow75 The first thing Oliver Wendell Douglas saw when he opened his eyes was a black dildo laying on top of the cover. "AAA-nh!!" he screamed, leaping out of bed. (The lighter party favors were stirred up by his draft of his billowy nightgown.) "Oliver, what's the mattser?!!" his wife asked, concerned. "Lisa, you didn't do it to me again, did you!?!!" the man in the long, green silk nightgown demanded and prayed. "Do whats?"...
Note: The roar in the stadium can be heard! Nervous tension is in the air! So many cross-dressers are in the audience it looks like a prom-queen convention, an explosion of "poofy" over-the-top pastel nylon chiffon and satin gowns, evening gowns, wedding gowns, prom gowns, Victorian gowns--stiletto heels, makeup, hairdos and costume jewelry not to mention the hoop skirts parasols and satin folding fans!---the sheer volume of material and the resultant rustling and swishing is nearly...
Green Acres 6: Fertility Rites ...And vWrongs Produced by Jay Sommers [1965-71] Parodied by Ron Dow75 "Where is that man!" Oliver Douglas was fuming when he entered the back door. "vWhats man?" Lisa Douglas asked. She still had on her tailored charcoal gray business suit (she had changed out of the Yale school tie, though; she now wore a black silk one with small gold crowns), but had a blue ("Ace Hardware") shop apron on over it. She was vacuuming without the vacuum being...
Green Acres 12: Chapter and Verse, an Ode to Alf By Ron Dow75 French butler Alf, in his little black dress, hose, and shoes, and white garter belt, petticoats, apron, cap and lace trim along the edges, was now acting French bartender, without the accent. His voice was higher than normal, though, "Well, if it's just the same with you, I don't want Mr. Douglas thinking I was handsome." The distinguished gray hair man in the blue terrycloth bathrobe and pink silk nightgown...
Summer of 93’Nothing Compares To YouPart VIIAfter I carried Natalie into the house we went to the kitchen to get some more ice tea. Nat and I drank quite a bit to replenish ourselves. Nat said, Pete would you do me a favor, I said anything. Nat said, “Pete you go out of your way to pleasure me again and again, now that were alone, just you and me, let me give you a blow job, I want you to just relax and enjoy it. Don’t worry about holding back or trying to impress anybody.”I said, “Natalie of...
Lady in the House Part VII By Michele Nylons From Part VI "You look gorgeous Michele," Carmel whispers through the bars. I wondered if she had read my mind when I was standing in front of the mirror admiring myself. "Well, I have to say you girls are looking something special. Special fetish requests from the punters?" I enquired. "Well no Michele; there are no more punters tonight; we're closed for business." Carmel responded lighting yet another menthol cigarette...
My Domme Mistress whose name will not be revealed wrote Part VII. This story is definetely not for pople underage. So if you are too young or don?t like TG stories stop reading. By Domme Mistress and Greta From Gary to Greta Part VII Saturday afternoon at 4 pm my wife ordered me back on the dining room table, on all fours, knees spread out. Even in my cage, my cock was throbbing wildly. I was sure it would be a repeat of the other day, with my lovely wife removing my cage...
Green Acres 7: I-DNA and I By Ron Dow75 "Oh, for the love of..." Oliver Wendell Douglas nearly cursed as he woke up. It was the middle of the night. But that not what had him upset. He threw the covers off of his king-sized bed (and sent confetti flying). "What the-- Not again!" His fit but gray 60-year-old body was back wearing a long silk nightgown (green, this time). With its puffy sleeves, the only part of him left uncovered were his shoulders, and gray chest hairs...
Green Acres 4: Petticoat Junction Sans Petticoats Produced by Jay Sommers [1965-71] Parodied by Ron Dow75 The man with the distinguished gray hair and fluttering tres chic yellow silk nightgown with white silk peignoir pulled up on the handle of the railroad handcar with both strong arms, while the small woman just a few years older than his sixty, in sky blue linen knee-length dress and jacket with short white- trimmed sleeves and rounded corners pushed down, propelling them...
Green Acres 5: The Opinions Expressed Do Not Necessarily Reflect... Produced by Jay Sommers [1965-71] Parodied by Ron Dow75 In the lobby-living room of the Shady Rest Hotel: "Mrs. Bradley, you can't have anything to do with that, that --Poison!" Mr. Douglas cried. "You're too good and decent a person." It was her that had rescued him from the nightgown he'd been forced to wear, and loaned him the (oversized) men's blue suit with the thin red tie. "Poison??" Mrs. Bradley...
Green Acres 9: Alf and the French Butler's Uniform By Ron Dow75 Sounding as if he were taking off his clothes, Alf said from inside the Douglas's' bathroom, "I didn't know Mrs. Douglas wore a girdle." His sister, a matronly strawberry blonde mop-head was the living room on the other side in just a shirt with wide pin-stripes, "Why don't you talk a little louder, loudmouth! She's right next door in the bedroom!" Calling out from the king-sized bed she was sitting up in on...
Green Acres 2: Why a Hen Doesn't Crow Produced by Jay Sommers [1965-71] Parodied by Ron Dow75 The rooster looked at the alarm clock on the fence post. It turned this way, that way. It rang! It cock-a-doodle-didn't. At 5:30 AM, Oliver Wendell Douglas pulled off the covers, and put out his feet. The early spring air was cold. "Vrrr- Er,er!" he said, reaching for the bathrobe he kept at the end of the bed. His feet on the ground, the still sleepy-eyed, still fit...
Green Acres 10: Hammer and Tongs, Trying to Make Alf Gorgeous By Ron Dow75 While Mrs. Douglas was back in her bedroom putting on the briefs Ralph had loaned her, Alf, in his little French outfit, was doing his sister's tie. "I thought girls were better at tying knots." "Not when you're at the wrong end of the noose," pinstriped Ralph said looking down at her brother's hands. "And if you were good at tying knots, you'd be married by now! (heh, hnh!)" Alf laughed at his own...
[Sid Melton, 'Alf Monroe', also had a regular role as 'Charley Halper' on "Make Room for Daddy" and "Make Room for Granddaddy". He also had the recurring role in "The Golden Girls" as 'Salvadore Petrillo', Sophia's departed husband, and Dorothy's pop. (He was also 'Ikky' Mud on "Captain Midnight".) He has made numerous guest appearances in classic movies and TV sitcoms (and playing a petty thug a lot of the time).] Green Acres 11: Alf, the Glamorous Lady's Man By Ron...
"Green Acres" Disgusted and tired after a long day of work Dale wiped the sweat from his brow then stripped off his well worn leather work gloves and tossed them on a nearby hay bale. "I've had enough, I'm not doing this shit anymore! Fuck this," he said angrily as the other four teenaged boys and farm owner Mr. Foster looked on. Dale then started walking towards the nearby dormitory bunkhouse. "You know the rules boy, if you don't work then don't bother coming in to supper...
"Green Acres II" After his warning to Dale, Andy began shutting off the lights in the bunkhouse. He could hear the other boys settling in for the night as the bed frames and the springs in the bunks creaked until finally the room fell silent. Dale studied the pale blue moonlight as it filtered in through the windows, the fluttering leaves of the trees outside casting eerie shadows as they danced across the wooden floor and the far wall of the room. He wasn't sure if he believed...
"Green Acres III" As soon as Dale agreed to Mrs. Foster's demands she quickly untied him from the bed then removed the nylon stockings from his head then removed the gag. After a quick trip back to the shower to get freshened up and to dampen his hair properly once again Dale was soon back in his feminine bedroom sitting on the little vanity chair as Mrs. Foster went to work once again. She worked expertly and quickly and wanted to get as much done as she could while Dale was still...
"Green Acres IV" It was still dark outside over an hour from the usual time he got up as Dale heard the deadbolt on his bedroom door click and he saw Mrs. Foster enter the room. She saw Dale awaken. "I know it's a bit early dear but there's so much to do. I'll help you dress this morning dear, after all this is a special day for you, it's your ?coming out' day isn't it!?" Mrs. Foster said as she moved around the room then went to the closet and began looking through the dresses...
"Green Acres V" "I'm tired Mrs. Foster," Dale said as she unzipped his dress and watched him slip out of it with a swish as he got undressed for the evening. She seemed pleased that Dale had fallen into his routine and his role as Deborah as she noted the feminine movements and gestures as 'she' moved around the room. "You've done so well these past six weeks Deborah dear I've decided to let you sleep late in the morning. We'll get started after a late breakfast, okay dear?" she...
"Green Acres VI" "It hurts, owwww, owch!" Dale grimaced painfully as Mrs. Foster using the medical adhesive solvent carefully peeled away the last breast form from Dale's chest. "Those things hurt, they make me itch, I don't want to wear them anymore. And look, they're making my chest swell too!" Dale gasped as he looked as his chest noticing the budding breasts and the enlarging nipples and areolae never once realizing that Mrs. Foster had been putting hormones in his food and...
by Sinistra Part VII Ding! Scarlett instinctively reached for her phone, but stopped upon realising that she had no pockets. She was wearing a skirt. Of course. Skirts don’t have pockets. This made sense in her mind, but something still felt wrong. It was the same feeling she’d had that morning, when choosing an outfit for the day. She looked in her drawer, but all she had seen was a bland selection of trousers. Jeans, chinos, callotts - surely these couldn’t be her clothes? Where...
Ryan went to look for Kara... New Family Secrets VII I was looking for Kara everywhere I asked everyone if they had seen her. One kid told me that he had seen her heading towards the park. I ran across the street to the park at the first shelter I found her backpack. There was another backpack sitting with it so I looked around. I spotted a bathroom and figured that she had gone in there. I decided to scare them as they came out and I crouched down by the door. As I was...
by Bleeding Rainbow Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and parody, to be read only by individuals aged 18 or above. The events depicted herewith are fantasy and do not reflect real world events or persons in any way.. Foreword: This story is a parody or fan fiction of a number of real-world celebrities. Rather than spam XNXX with a whole bunch of chapters at once, I elected to put them all into one single story instead. It is meant to be read as a whole, but the subject matter...
Introduction: Story follows between Chace having Erika closer than ever and having to divide his time with Candys initiation. Hey guys. Its been almost one year and I know that. I dont even know if I still have readers out there (again). Anyway, theres the seventh part of the story. Enjoy. Here goes some considerations: – Even if there are some good conventional sex scenes and possibly a good dose of romance to come, this story tends to get darker as it goes. – Im not an English speaker and...
Chapter VII George had been sitting on the front stoop, nursing a bottle of Boh when Terry pulled up. He stood up and walked toward the car. Sticking out his hand, he said, “Hi. I’m George. Welcome. Bob said you were making hay today. There’s a hose ‘round back, if you wanna knock the dust off.” Terry shook hands and said, “Name’s Terwilliger, but everyone calls me Terry. A hose doesn’t do very well. I was thinking maybe I’d run over to Mago Vista and jump in the river.” He cocked his head...
PRISCILLA’S FIRST CANING. PART VIIFurther instructions by Dr. Stanton himself Some Subtle Considerations A word of reassurance on two related matters may be in order here. The first is somewhat private and, one might consider, embarrassing. However, as I have made it clear, I hope, I am striving to be both franks and comprehensive in my advice. In addition, I would note that I have even discussed this with ladies of my acquaintance, who have all...
Erotic Comic Orgy Series – Chapter VII“The Gentlemen’s Club Part I”, with Ernest Saillard (“from Aunt Pauline’s Secret”, Hugdebert), Charles Swann (from “Swann in Love”, Hugdebert) and James Hastington (from “Lady X’s Lust Captive”, Giovanni Degli Espoti) Characters:Ernest: (the man, of course)Swann: Hastington: (the light-haired with a moustache)( “Well, gentlemen, how are supposed to do that?”, questioned James Hastington to his two friends, Ernest Saillard and Charles Swann, during a...
Part VII This one is long as hell. Part VI end: “Gabby, the only way I know that you will stay with me is if it is only me. I hate to do this, and I thought I wouldn’t have to, but I do. The only way I can know that we will always be together is if it is only us. Not Ty.” My heart dropped at this news. Gabby had to choose between me and Abby. I couldn’t imagine life without either of them, but I might be losing one or both. I couldn’t bear this. Several hours had elapsed, and I sat in my empty...
IncestChapter VII – Their Armchair (based on Love Diary No. 41 cover, Orbit-Wanted, circa 1949)I guess everyone has fantasies and fetishes, but how do you say about someone who wants to have sex in the armchair you just bought for your best friends because you felt envy of their ‘adventures’Me and Charlotte just found this beautiful and stylish armchair as a gift for Keith and Donna, which were to move to a new house. The armchair was so awesome and fittable that we resisted till the last urge to buy...
A Maiden Gamble Part VII By Sydney Michelle Chapter Sixteen Sharon juggled the portfolio under her arm as she walked down the hall. The cold hallway still gave her the creeps, even after having walked it several times. When she twisted the handle, the door opened, unlocked for a change. Inside she saw Marilyn sitting in a chair, legs crossed, watching Mercedes hold a video camera while Lyra Fredericks directed Maria. "Chin up, dear, project and let us see your face."...
Punishment for a Sissy VII By PJD Joan Cartwright glared at the broken sobbing sissy standing in front of her. As he cringed beneath her severe contemptuous gaze she thought, 'You don't understand the true reason why I intend to reduce you to a spineless snivelling sissy do you? No, you believe its because Wanda and I discovered you wearing her underwear If that were the true reason sissy. Wanda and I would have simply have paraded you in front of our friends, with a notice...
Caught with Consequences Pt VII By Teaser If thug number one was big and stupid, then thug number two was big, and, well, maybe, not quite as stupid. He eyed Debbie like a hawk. And not just her ass either. He kept his distance from her. We had our hands up the whole time. That meant one thing. Thug number one had recovered enough to scoop up what was left of his balls, and limp home. He marched us over to the management area of the building. I hadn't been over here often, so I...
A Woman's Clothes VII By Donna Williams "Morning Sara!" my wife exclaimed, apparently in a better mood. "Time for your big change! We won't be having a party this time, because I think you are a little too old for that." "How old am I?" I asked. "Eighteen!" She responded. "And I got you some real sexy lingerie, and some real sexy outfits to go over them. But first, we need to make you look older. Go shower, no bubble bath yet, and shave real close all over. Then come back...
Peeper's Punishment VII By PJD The ladies followed Lady Ann into the dining room, where they saw the dining table had been laid out awaiting their arrival. Lady Ann's servants stood prepared to wait on the assembled ladies, but what caught the ladies attention was a large steel cage in which a elderly plump sissy dressed in a white bra, white nylon panties, suspender belt, black nylon stockings and pink six inch high heeled shoes stood sobbing. The ladies surrounded the...
Hi - another installment. No editing again (sorry but no editors interested in helping), long story, hope you'll forgive me. Thanks for all your comments to date - emails and feedback left. It helps more that you'll ever know. I am deep into the next chapter and with luck it won't be so long before it's out there. Rachel Rachel - Crossing the Line VII By Rachel M. Moore November 21st 12:10 AM ...I pushed away from Brad and pulled the garbage can to my face just in time...
FOREWARD: To all of you who have been waiting for this one, I apologize for the wait. I won't go into the details of why it happened, but life threw me a few sudden curves over the past year. Once I got restarted on the story I also realized that getting it all into one last chapter was not going to happen, so here is the first of the new ones that will bring this part of the saga to a close. Again, my most humble apologies for the wait all of you have put up with for me to get this...
Part VII Like it or not, You?re a Girl by Christine One day Danielle entered my room in the morning as usual. I was of course all dressed up in a short skirt, and a white blouse with a pair of heels on, and nylons. She complimented me on my outfit and then told me she had a surprise for me. ?We?re going shopping at the mall today. Eat your breakfast and I?ll be back in a little bit to get you. Don?t forget to freshen your makeup. I want you to look really pretty.? I...
Bobby's Rainy Day Adventure Copyright 2006 by Heather Rose Brown CHAPTER VII The first thing I noticed was how warm and comfy I felt. It was a nice change from leaning my head against a cold, hard window. I wondered who had carried me in when I'd fallen asleep in the mini-van. Slowly, I opened one eye and saw... my bedroom. It wasn't the room I'd just moved into with all the half-opened boxes scattered across the floor; this was my old bedroom. Rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I...
Book III, Decisions, is the third and final part of Dani's coming of age trilogy. Book I, Awakening, dealt with the initial 48 hour period where our heroine came to terms with her sissy-self. Book II, First Days, covered the next 72 hours of Dani's vacation as she became more deeply involved in her new persona, if not her true self. Book III completes her excellent holiday experience as she contemplates and then decides her future. Although each Book is intended to stand on its own...
ANDREW THE UNSUSPECTING SISSY PART VII [email protected] *** A NOTE TO ANDREWS' FANS: I DON'T GET VERY MUCH FEEDBACK, PERHAPS 4 OR 5 PEOPLE WITH EACH CHAPTER. WHILE I APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT FROM THOSE THAT ENJOY THE STORY, I CAN'T SEE CONTINUING THE TALE IF SEEMINGLY VERY FEW PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED. SO, IF YOU ENJOY THE STORY, OR DON'T, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU READ THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF ANDREW SO THAT YOU MAY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POOR DEAR HAS BEEN...
By Missy Crystal All Dolled Up - Part VII Jamie wants his mother to buy him a doll for a birthday present. She does and a journey of discovery begins for both of them. It had been an emotionally exhausting day. A good dinner and a hot bath before bed would do us both good. Jamie had a burger for lunch, so I wanted to make him something more nutritious. Mac and cheese was always a good, quick meal. I prepared it, made a salad, set the table and called Jamie to dinner. He came...
The Curtsey Part VII By Sissy Smith Crystal dropped her daughter Lisa off at Lisa's home with her packages. They kissed each other good bye and Crystal wished Lisa good luck and asked her to call her later and let her know how things were going. Lisa and Allen had been living together for several years and while Lisa had wanted to marry, Allen would not hear of it. Lisa was figuring out that Allen just had it a little too good. He had a girlfriend to do his laundry, clean house, share...
A Year Ago - part VII by MadQuill This is an evolving story of Sara's sensual investigation. Please review the first phase of the story... I didn't sleep well, arising several times to clear the beer from the evening with Matt. His look was on my mind. Lying awake for nearly an hour I wondered about attracting men. Of course I'd considered this after my first walk in the Green. The man offering to buy me a drink that evening wasn't guilty nor was I but I needed some...
Away for the Summer, Part VII by Forsythe This is a continuation of an ongoing story. Please read Parts I through VI before continuing. Further edited versions to the segments of this tale may be found on my Deviant Art account: http://stipanow.deviantart.com/ By the time Sally gathered Joe up from the swing set he was clearly worn out, and was fast asleep even before she got him buckled back into his stroller. Making the short trip back to her car, she wasn't surprised to find...
The Corruption of CeCe, Part VII by Carly I. Anyone under the age of 18 or states/municipalities where such erotic material is prohibited should cease to read any further. Please be aware this story also contains drug use and sex between two consenting persons. I slowly came to but my eyes weren't open yet. My whole body felt sore and ached. I was still barely conscious and couldn't yet talk or even moan. I could hear Bobby and Dr. Calderon having a conversation somewhere away from...
Chapter VII George had been sitting on the front stoop, nursing a bottle of Boh when Terry pulled up. He stood up and walked toward the car. Sticking out his hand, he said, “Hi. I’m George. Welcome. Bob said you were making hay today. There’s a hose ‘round back, if you wanna knock the dust off.” Terry shook hands and said, “Name’s Terwilliger, but everyone calls me Terry. A hose doesn’t do very well. I was thinking maybe I’d run over to Mago Vista and jump in the river.” He cocked his head...
NovelsRevenge of a Goddess, Part VII By Limbo's Mistress Chapter Thirteen After leaving the principal's office, I rushed to my locker and grabbed a spare pair of underwear from my locker. As I stuffed the lacey garment into my bag, I suddenly giggled at the realization that, should my activities with Principal Lewis continue, I was going to need to increase the amount of backup panties I kept on school premises. Hopefully he wouldn't make a habit out of keeping them afterwards....
[All characters are age 19+ ; work of fiction] Having grown bored with how things were progressing with my sissy son, I have recently ventured into a new and fun project -filming and distributing video clips of our adventures together. Milking sessions, peggings, spankings, foot worship...over two dozen clips so far. All of them uploaded online for viewing. Did I mention how lucrative this new project is? I am amazed at what people are willing to pay for the clips and especially for...
Transitions VII by Desiree Pleasence Chapter 14 - Kandy Krush Saga As I sit here, it's hard to believe that everything seemed so carefree and decadent the day before yesterday, when I unveiled my new assets to our neighbors. But that was before yesterday. That was before Gillian and Renee had filled me in on the saga of Kandy. What I heard chilled me to the bone. They seem to have no idea what they have done. Maybe I've filled in the blanks incorrectly. Maybe I've projected my...
A sissy called Jezebel Part VII - Jezebel has finished hir tour with the Head Mistress into the secretive dungeon/reform school below the fair walls of the Templeton Academy: where young womyn become dominatrixes and sissies are crushed into submission. But is the Head Mistress entirely done with Jezebel? Additionally, what ever does one learn in a 'sissy life skills' class? I require the gurls in my harem to crawl on the floor at home and in private at the office. So get on...
DON'T BE TOO FAMILIAR VII Worn out, but victorious, Jessica rearranges her pillows to be absolutely comfortable. Wearing the sexiest lingerie and dumbfounded as to today's turn of events. She is now safe and powerful. Three hours earlier, she was about to pass out inside a ceramic sculpture that she did not model for but was a form to be developed. Two days prior, she was a nonmacho boy accustomed to being doted on by a bevy of enthusiastic older gentlemen. They would go apeshit when...
Dans le Murs – Part VII Synopsis: Colin has assisted Mme Lestrade with her Asian and African acquisitions and has performed the form of punishment to Therese that she feared most. Colin became an outrageous counsellor and Simone has been fascinated by his technical systems. Now read on. Part 7 – Sonia and Pippa Authors note: As this is written in the UK any reference to the ‘Age of Consent’ is to the age in the UK, which currently stands at 18 years. Whilst consensual sexual relations between a...
Erotic FictionWe were just three guys that hunted and fished on the Chesapeake Bay. For years, we had thought that Kent Island, just West of Annapolis, was the home of a nudist colony. While fishing, we had often used our binoculars to observe the naked men and woman sunning themselves, or playing volleyball on the beach. Then, last November during Goose season, we learned the truth. A storm had come up. Instead of returning to the marina, we landed on the island. Velvet Acres Leisure Club was closed for the...
Chapter 1: Down On Her Luck Nancy was out of options. After high school, she had a short modeling career. With her long black hair, dark piercing eyes, and dark complexion, she had the looks, but her temper always got her in trouble. She landed a bit-role in a daytime soap, but was let go after her first episode; again, her mouth. She fell flat on her face as a stand-up comic. She dabbled in magic, and was extremely competent at it too, but just didn't have the stage presence. She tried...
The rest of the week went by relatively without a hiccup. More and more parents went naked for a moment when dropping off or picking up their kids. On Saturday morning, in spite of being the start of the week-end, Meredith and Lisa woke up extra early. They had decided to ride up to Sunny Acres with Venera. In the meantime, Harold would take Mark to the zoo/aqua-park complex. For the occasion, Meredith had gone so far as to buy a pair of swimming trunks for Mark the evening before. Harold...
The next morning, Eileen and Barbara waited nervously in the girls' change room for Joe to finish addressing the crowd. The speech was filled with lines about "proper behaviour in a mixed-gender setting" and such. It also included some more basic rules, which surprised Eileen. What was going on? The boys had been in this nude training thing for a few days now, surely they didn't need to be told about always sitting on towels and such. Then she remembered the schedule: Parents were invited...
Our first class was successful beyond anyone’s expectations. I had originally planned that in the first class I would verbally lay out the preliminary groundwork for what was to take place in future classes where more hands-on instruction would take place. But somehow those plans got derailed and we immediately got into the hands-on stage. I masturbated the boy to a spectacular orgasm, then I proceeded to gratify him orally. The son had an extremely attractive large penis with an amazingly...
On Monday, I started looking into Jill, Lisa and Conner's school. I found that I could register late, but would be responsible for learning all the material I would miss between the start of the term and when I registered. The school had an interesting 'challenge' program. I could challenge a course and get credit by passing a test, but there were two ways to do it. For courses outside my major I could take a test based solely on the text book on a pass fail basis. A pass gave me credit...