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SRU Apprentice - April Fools By DanielSan59 "This is gonna be great!" Dannie crowed in delight as she stirred the bubbling concoction in the huge old copper cauldron. *One final ingredient and it's done* she thought to herself as she added the sea urchin extract. There was a small hiss as the clear fluid joined the seething contents of the ruddily glowing cauldron, and a small cloud of noxious steam assaulted Dannie's gloating face. "Gaack! Why does this stuff have to...
You've probably read this kind of story; even the same theme as this story, before but I just wanted to write my own version, so here it is. And to avoid any hint of plagiarism I've carefully made sure I haven't read anyone else's versions beforehand, should they even exist. Short and sweet and hopefully sufficiently tasty for your pleasure! 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0You'd have thought that by the time we reached and passed 18 that we'd have got past playing silly jokes on each other but not so....
I suppose you think it would bother me, but you’re wrong. I love it, and can’t wait to get a chance to see her getting stuffed with some stranger’s hard cock and fucked until she’s sweaty and totally spent. I myself am just a little bit bi, totally oral, so I love to do clean up duties. We have a couple of guys from online we meet every now and then and I like taking it from them occasionally, but most of her play with other men she picks up is a solo effort. Yes, I think I’m lucky to...
“You can’t be serious! This is less than a month from April’s Fools Day. It must be a joke!” I told my sister, who indeed seemed to have a hard time keeping a straight face. “Nope, I’m in earnest. It’s a serious idea! I want this! I’m your sex slave, bro! I need this, you need this, and it’s going to happen. Just collar me, honey. Please! Lenny understands, don’t you, babe?” Karissa turned to her boyfriend, Leonard “Lenny” Miller, Jr. “Absolutely, dear. Look, this is what my girlfriend needs....
Some comic characters mentioned in my stories could be the property of these respective comic book publishers, Marvel, DC, or Image. If they are being used, this a work of fictional parody. April Fool's Joke Gone Bad by Steve Zink Here's a quickie for April Fool's Day from Steve Zink Batman had gone to a meeting downtown at the Gotham City Police Station, where he would be occupied for the whole day. Robin, being young and with a mind fully open to off the wall jokes,...
What in God’s name was going on, I asked myself as I came to in the shower, a hot jet of water hitting my face. It was ... what day again? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? I struggled through washing my face and body, before stumbling and nearly tumbling on my out of the shower. I reached vainly for a towel, only to have one rather suddenly used on me by a distinctly feminine hand. “Lauren?” I assumed that it was my fiancée, the same one that I was set to wed Saturday night (after the Sabbath...
It was a very lusty day for my wife April. I knew it was going to be as soon as I started to wake up. I felt some very pleasant pressure down below and heard the sound of breath being pushed through someone’s nose as well as the sound of some greedy slurping. There was no mistaking that she was sucking my cock to rouse me from sleep. I let out a sigh, not opening my eyes, as I felt her warm tits tickle the right side of my waist. “Mmmmm, okay,” I groaned opening my eyes to...
The names in the following story have been changed in order to maintain the secrecy of both the people and because sex with a teacher is considered a taboo.Hey there people! Sorry, I could not reveal my real name but you can call me desiboy.Talking about me, I’m a college going student in Hyderabad in my 5th semester. I have a dick of seven and a half inches. For feedbacks and any kinds of comments, contact me on [email protected] about my teacher, she is 30 and married to a banker...
The names in the following story have been changed in order to maintain the secrecy of both the people and because sex with teacher is considered a taboo. Hey there people! Sorry, I could not reveal my real name but you can call me mva. Talking about me, I’m a college going student in Ahmedabad in my 2nd semester. I have a dick of five and a half inches. For feedbacks and any kinds of comments, contact me on Talking about my teacher, she is 30 and married to a banker guy. She has a huge pair...
Honeymoon Gone Awry Part II Chapter One Honeymoon Gone Awry Part II Chapter One WARNING:This story is fiction, and should be treated as such. The following story is for the entertainment of ADULTS ONLY, and contains descriptions of explicit sex including beastiality.? If you are not an adult, or reading sex stories upsets you, DO NOT read any further. If it is illegal in your location, DO NOT read it. This is a copyrighted work.?? ?Copyright 2007 by Kirk. Reposting or any other use...
April was about 5feet 9inches tall, big DD breasts, with a firm heart shaped ass and weighed about 130 pounds. She discovered she was attracted to other girls when she was 14. She was looking through her older brother’s bedroom for a pen and she stumbled on his Playboy magazine collection. The magazine fell on the ground open to one of the pictures of a woman naked. She told herself to look away and pretend she never saw it, but some part of her made her pick up the magazine and start...
Wally speeds down the hallway to M'gann's room, every year he trickd her into letting him fuck her. Condoms in hand he locks the door and gets ready, taking off everything but his boxers Wally jumps into bed. Then he hears the usual four knocks, M'gann fased through the door and discarded her clothes. "Hey beautiful, happy April 1st." "Happy April 1st Wally..." biting her nail nervously she said: "I thought we could try something new this year, woukd that be alright?" "Depends, what is...
TranssexualAn April BirthdayApril stood before her birthday cake, all 18 candles lit, her familysurrounding her. She was a tall, fairly plain looking girl. A bit on the tallside, about 5'9, with long brown hair, grey-green eyes, a cute little nose,and a nice body, a bit thin, but curves in the right places, except for one.She had almost no breasts. Her AA cups, if you could call them cups, werealways a bit of a sore point with her, but in fact, other than that she had analmost perfect body. She'd hoped...
Honeymoon Gone Awry Chapter 1 Honeymoon Gone Awry Chapter One ________________________________________________________________________ WARNING: This story is fiction, and should be treated as such. The following story is for the entertainment of ADULTS ONLY, and contains descriptions of explicit sex. If you are not an adult, or reading sex stories upsets you, DO NOT read any further. If it is illegal in your location, DO NOT read it. This is a copyrighted work.? Copyright 2007 by...
April sat morosely in front of her salon. She was a hair-stylist and after the death of her husband had started to operate from home. It was very good for her, She could look after her baby daughter and earn for them. Now after five years her life was crumbling around her. May, her daughter, now nine has a wild streak in her and has left to stay with Grandpa a few days back. The depression has affected her business too. It was not as good as it was and she had the additional headache of...
As if I didn't have enough problems I was asked to work overtime for the next week. So now I was working a twelve-hour shift and coming home to a warmed up dinner in the microwave. Marge told me that on Thursday she and her girlfriends were having their girls' night out. "I thought it was on Fridays; why the change? I told you how I didn't trust Trish but you still go out with her." "There is nothing wrong with Trish and the reason we are going on Thursday is because of the April...
"Dick want his little dolly back?" Jason taunted back at me holding the figurine just out of my reach. Curse him for being just a few inches taller than me. I jumped up for it, but he has quick reactions being a basketball player and threw the metal figure to his other hand. "Jase, come on!" I complained. "I don't fuck with your shit." "Damn right you don't or I'd beat the snot out of you," Jason taunted, still evading my hands to keep my mini. "JASON! RICHARD! Stop...
I was at odds with myself. Marge and I have been through a number of rough patches in our life. The one thing that always held us together was our honesty to each other and discussing our problems. We didn't always agree on everything but we were able to work it out. I wasn't sure if we could do it this time. If she went to the party and got fucked by Dave or some other man I know our lifetime commitment of being together would be over. I had to wonder if she had already been with Dave or...
The bracketing commercials shown at the beginning of a show and that book case the interior 'skits and mini shows' has as it's start a commercial showing someone moving boxes out in the garage and getting stuff down from the high shelves and one of the things that comes down is a guitar case covered with dust. A brief flashback to the night before with his two buddies, both in their early forties, seeing a commercial on TV for 'you got what it takes to be a One Hit Wonder?' and a pitch for...
Henry’s life had settled down considerably after popping their cherries and initiating sixteen-year-olds, Candy and Tasha, into the world of sex. Even with the little blue pills, those two teenagers along with Tasha's mother, Helen, had nearly worn out his fifty-year-old ass. Helen had become Henry’s girlfriend and a frequent visitor. Henry and Helen enjoyed maintaining the fantasy of her being the student to his sex teacher role. They had a very full sex life. Then, one Saturday morning,...
First TimeThe sound of the door closing woke Mrs. Duffy. It was almost summer, and the nights were getting warmer. She looked at the clock next to her, twelve-thirty. Early, she thought. She kicked off the bedspread,stuck her feet out, and listened to the night sounds. She heard Julie Ann, her daughter, talking with Jerry, her boyfriend. She heard him. The television in the living room went on, to hide the noise of their love making. Mrs. Duffy heard them stop talking, and over the blurred sound of...
The sound of the door closing woke Mrs. Duffy. It was almost summer, and the nights were getting warmer. She looked at the clock next to her, twelve-thirty. Early, she thought. She kicked off the bedspread,stuck her feet out, and listened to the night sounds. She heard Julie Ann, her daughter, talking with Jerry, her boyfriend. She heard him. The television in the living room went on, to hide the noise of their love making. Mrs. Duffy heard them stop talking, and over the blurred sound of...
I'd been out all morning. I deposited a check into our bank account, then went out for breakfast, then got an overdue oil change, and then went shopping at a ladieswear place called Just Hers, which had opened about a month earlier. A friend of mine named Rita told me she shops there and raved about the place. I bought a few pairs of super-tiny see-through panties, a minidress, and a pair of very figure-hugging faux leather pants. I'd always wanted a pair of tight leather pants, but they were...
HardcoreApril. Chapter one. Her first conscious thought was I’m awake. She hadn’t opened her eyes just yet, but was aware of sounds and that she was cold. The second conscious thought was that she had a Blacksmith using the inside of her head as an anvil and was hitting a particularly hard piece of metal with a four-pound lump hammer. She groaned and cursed alcohol, specifically red wine. She always got a massive hangover after drinking red wine and reminded herself of the often-made...
April awoke to the sound of a winter wind blowing outside her window. She shivered a little at the sound, then sat up and took a couple deep breaths. To her relief, she didn’t cough and her lungs felt more or less clear. After checking her temperature to confirm that her fever was gone, April jumped out of bed and stretched.“It’s over,” she said aloud to the empty room, “That fucking disease is really over.”April had been bedridden for most of the last month. It had begun with a nasty flu and...
AnalRob stood at the door, fidgeting and waiting for April to answer his knock. He could hear her approach, so he straightened his stance and put a pleasant smile on his face, hoping she wouldn't notice how nervous he was. After all, he was simply there to have dinner as a friend, right?Rob and April met each other two years earlier when they were in training for a tech support job at a major insurance company. Rob immediately felt a connection with April, and they struck up a friendship. All...
April by Margaret Jeanette Martin was sitting at his desk at the realty company he and his wife co- owned. He was day dreaming about Maria, the dark haired new agent that he had hired six months before. He was thinking about last week when he had her up at his cottage and the magnificent sex they had enjoyed. Mondays were always slow and he was planning what day the two of them would be able to get together for more fun and frolicking. His wife, Susan entered the office with...
It felt great to wake up in my old bed again. After nine months in the city, being back in the country was like seeing an old friend. I stretched the sleep from my body and looked at April lying next to me. Her folks were celebrating being empty nesters by taking a cruise, and she had accepted my invitation to spend the summer. April and I shared a room at school. We didn’t go out partying much, but after studying we’d usually have a few beers and talk, often about sex the way teens will. At...
FAMILY VACATION GONE AWRY:: CHAPTER 5Irene had just ate her daughters pussy Maryanne(18).... And Esterr had indeed confronted Irene about her own desires, and wanton lustful needs.So both Maryellen and Esterr came to Irene and told her to get naked, and on the same table her daughter was on, so she did so.Irene now lay naked right beside her naked daughter as Esterr left the cabin with a bucket as Irene was questioning Maryellen where she was going and why?Maryellen only aknowledged that she'd...
FAMILY VACATION GONE AWRY(BLACKED)::PART 4Sometime after arriving back at the plantation house all 4 adults each in their own way thinking and contemplating in their minds the events they had just seen and witnessed::Maryellen wanting to go back to Aunt Esters and get her some of that young hot pussy herself:: Irene wanting to go back,and watch,more depraved things,fuck her damn daughter at Esters, and her other daughter being black bull fucked in the massage cabin!! She was afire with lust,...
Undercover Operation Gone Awry I The powerful head of the city building department stared at the e-mail messagedisplayed on his flat-screen monitor. As usual, he was in his office more thanan hour before any of his staff, checking voice mail and e-mail. Better print a copy and delete this one, he thought. I wonder where elsethis message sits that I can't get to? He waited for the sheet of paper toemerge from the printer next to his keyboard, then with several clicks of themouse he deleted the...
The night sounds and smells traveling on the air told April that it was truly summer in Mississippi. The traffic, just off the clinic grounds, told her it was highway 90 running there. It was the same as everything else at the clinic. The highway was the old version of highway 90. The one that wound it’s way through town, not the new one that by passed, the bypass. The heat and humidity were worse than any April remembered, but then it seemed to be like that every year. April was 48 years old...
by mdb9555Chapter 1My story begins when my fam ily visited my aunt and uncle’s house over the summer. I was going into my senior year of high school and it was time for our fam ily’s annual visit to my Aunt April’s house. She was my mom’s s*s ter and they had always been very close always making sure to keep in touch and visit. It would most likely be my last fam trip for awhile since I was going off to college the following year. I didn’t mind going at all, we usually had a good visit and I...
April May by Dennis C. Lee Chapter One - Tramp On The Run There was a girl running through the forest. Poor thing. She had shoes, thatwasn't the problem, although they were a pair of white four inch heels, whichcertainly made the running difficult. She had clothes, a loose grey sweat shirtcut at midriff and cutoff blue jean shorts, tailored so tight at the crotchthat even a camel would've cried for a size larger. I mean, they were comfortablefor running. But she wasn't comfortable. For...
"Would our paths cross if every great loss had turned out our gain? Would our paths cross if the pain it had cost us was paid in vain?" -Poi Dog Pondering; "Thanksgiving" Robert sat in the wrought-iron patio chair in the warming morning air wondering if there was any way he could possibly make today a good day. He lifted his coffee cup and considered before sipping. Tracy and Derek Zimmerman. Though he didn't know it then, meeting them had been an important moment in his life....
This short story is an entry for the 2015 Literotica April Fools’ Day story contest. All characters involved in sexual situations in this story are eighteen years of age or older. * * * * She took one last sip of coffee, grabbed her lunch bag and picked up the thick stack of papers she’d worked all night on. But as she hurried to leave, she noticed the calendar on the kitchen wall still said March. She shifted her lunch to her other hand, the same one securing the papers under her arm, and...
Rob and April lay in April's bed, lost in their own post-coital thoughts. They had assured one another that this would be a no-strings-attached relationship, and the two of them would be simply friends with benefits. Neither of them wanted to hurt Ines, Rob's wife, nor did they want the drama associated with a busted marriage. April thought she might start feeling guilty later, once the sexual high wore off, because Ines was a friend of hers and would be hurt if she ever found out. Rob...
Rob and April lay in April's bed, lost in their own post-coital thoughts. They had assured one another that this would be a no-strings-attached relationship, and the two of them would be simply friends with benefits. Neither of them wanted to hurt Ines, Rob's wife, nor did they want the drama associated with a busted marriage. April thought she might start feeling guilty later, once the sexual high wore off, because Ines was a friend of hers and would be hurt if she ever found out. Rob didn't...
April Fleeter clenched her thighs together as she stood at the sink. That didn’t help. The need deep inside her would not go away. She had expected this when three-times-a-week lover, Jake, had given her the news.“Bastard!” she yelled at the ceiling now. Jake knew husband Jeff’s ship was in Singapore, two months from a homecoming. He also knew damned well about her physical needs. Three days without a man and she was anybody’s. Jake had been willing to fill in for Jeff. Better than nothing,...
Wife LoversRECAP“April” Momma said “help you sister” – “Get licking sissy boi” instructed Emma and over the next hour April when from being a novice cunt lapper to an expert, learning all the skills necessary to bring her sister to several orgasms. Following instruction from both Emma and Momma he leant how to rim around the lips of her pussy, when to be gently and when to put on the pressure, how to please her clitoris and most important of all how to swallow all the juices she produced. At the end of...
PERSIAN STYLE VENGEACE April O Neil? SHREDDER?S SLAVE By [email protected] Synopsis: April O Neil is captured by Shredder and ends up as his slave. Shredder is the main villain from the hit comic book and animated t.v. series TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. Story: ??????????? It was a rainy night in Manhattan. The Foot was the world?s largest corporation. It was run by a Japanese big businessman called Oroko Saki. He was also known as Shredder, dressed as a ninja warlord...
My name is Barry Snow, and as you probably already know my wife April is a total nymphomaniac. She just can’t get enough different cocks, and she is always on the look out for a new one. I have no problem with her little hobby, and in fact I have been her number one source of encouragement for 33 years.Well, in case you don’t know my wife is 52, a little on the plump side with a big round ass and a pair of fat DD tits, the red nipples of which ride nice and high and they’re like a couple of...
Well, in case you don’t know my wife is 52, a little on the plump side with a big round ass and a pair of fat DD tits, the red nipples of which ride nice and high and they’re like a couple of Ticonderoga My First Pencil erasers. She has cool gray eyes and corn-silk blonde hair that’s soft and luscious and still is showing no signs of going gray. Her legs are nice, chunky at the thighs, with strong calves that are good for… Well, you know. Anyway… Her skin is the softest, and...
Steve woke up with two sensations: a full bladder and an empty bed. Steve looked around in panic, trying to figure out where April had gone. The sound of a shower running from his bathroom answered that question, and put a grin on Steve's face as well. Last night had been real, and it had been fantastic! Steve had not only lost his virginity, he had lost it to the most beautiful woman he would ever know. Steve's bladder reminded him again that it needed to be attended to. Donning a pair of...
Chapter One Her first conscious thought was, I'm awake. She hadn't opened her eyes just yet, but was aware of sounds and that she was cold. The second conscious thought was that she had a Blacksmith using the inside of her head as an anvil and was hitting a particularly hard piece of metal with a four-pound lump hammer. She groaned and cursed red wine. She always got a hangover after drinking red wine and reminded herself of the often-made promise to stick to the voddy. April then realised...
Chapter One – Tramp On The Run There was a girl running through the forest. Poor thing. She had shoes, that wasn’t the problem, although they were a pair of white four inch heels, which certainly made the running difficult. She had clothes, a loose grey sweat shirt cut at midriff and cutoff blue jean shorts, tailored so tight at the crotch that even a camel would’ve cried for a size larger. I mean, they were comfortable for running. But she wasn’t comfortable. For one thing, she was being...
Her gaze fell onto the wheels of her computer chair. The round blob of very dark gray plastic was covered by a thin hood, as if it were a real car tire that could throw up dirt. The color was supposed to be black, yet it was not nearly dark enough. Thousands of tiny little impurities in the surface kept the surface matte without reflection. Surely, this was the most boring thing to focus on. Yet, it provided peace and calm to follow the mechanical details of the chair. ‘Your friends don’t love...
1. The room was silent, lit only by the bright arc lamp which shone its beam onto one side, that of April. Her body naked knelt upon the bed with her long brown hair cascading over her shoulders and back, her head bent forward, in hiding from the light. Then the music began, a slow soft drumbeat at first getting louder and rising in tempo with it her head began to raise in time to the rhythm. Then the music reached a crescendo and April flicked her head, sending the veil of soft flowing hair...
It happened in high school, I was a Junior, but a very touted one at that. I was a baseball player that had the potential of being the #1 overall pick in the MLB Draft. But anyways, I went with this smoking hot babe named April. April was mixed with Black and Korean, and she had a very,very nice body. April's head game was out of this world, she was like a Anaconda swallowing her prey Her pussy was great ,too. but it all ended when my family moved from Los Angeles to Dallas. April was...
This is the edited, and I hope better, version of Ch. 2 in my April saga. I hope you will read my first story to get to know the plot and characters. I hope you like this, but as always am looking for any thoughts or suggestions of fellow writers. Let me know what you think and check out other chapters in the story as well. Thanks for reading! April tried to keep her eyes open as heavy waves of sleep washed over her tired and aching body. She knew it was important to stay awake, aware of her...
Introduction: I have had the pleasure of sniffing Nicolas panties on many occasions and had recently had the pleasure of using her body as a toy I could not wait to get round to my sisters house again to sit for Nicola my niece and her best friend April. I have had the pleasure of sniffing Nicolas panties on many occasions and had recently had the pleasure of using her body as a toy. I had lots of fantasies about her little friend April Whos tiny little body was heaven sent, her long very...
16,269 We'd been sitting at the table furthest from the bar having, what any interested spectator would have judged, a spirited conversation. April Mulrooney, my intended had just laid it on me that she had indeed been seeing other men, read screwing them, and that as recently as the night before. Oh, she had assured me that none of them were a threat to our plans, but I was not having any! We'd had a date that she'd stood me up for. When I'd fortuitously caught her at the Red Light with...
Edited by Angel Love. Thanks as always Consider: In most major events, it is the little things that can make or break them. In 1986, the Challenger space shuttle was lost due to a cheap O ring that probably cost less than a few dollars. Because of that, seven lives and hundreds of millions of dollars were lost. Consider: It is often mentioned that a blood clot, sometimes so small that it takes a microscope to see it, can kill someone. Blood flow to a critical part of the brain is blocked and...
I had lots of fantasies about her little friend April Who’s tiny little body was heaven sent, her long very blonde hair almost white with her peaches complexion and bright blue eyes always excited me and I normally ended up sniffing Nicola’s panties and masturbating as a result of her just being around. I knocked on the door and my sister Julie answered and greeted me as usual. I smirked to myself as I reminisced about the time when I cam back from a rave still high and managed to finger...
April has accepted her sexuality, she has a boyfriend, but that’s just for appearance. She knows she likes pussy, and she can’t deny it. She doesn’t have sex with her boyfriend; she tells him she wants to wait until marriage, in truth she doesn’t want to have sex with him at all. About once a week she posts an ad on craigslist and fulfils her lesbian needs that way. During one such encounter the girl she was with dominated her and she found she liked giving up all control to another girl....
Chapter 1My story begins when my fam ily visited my aunt and uncle’s house over the summer. I was going into my senior year of high school and it was time for our fam ily’s annual visit to my Aunt April’s house. She was my mom’s s*s ter and they had always been very close always making sure to keep in touch and visit. It would most likely be my last fam trip for awhile since I was going off to college the following year. I didn’t mind going at all, we usually had a good visit and I always...
April watched as her teacher walked away to work on Paul, she smiled at the two younger children who were standing by the desk. "It's alright I won't hit you." She said indicating the way her arms were bound behind her back. "But he tied you up, aren't you scared?" Tanya asked looking back to where Mr. Wilson was talking to Paul, who was also naked as were all of the class. "No, I know that Mr. Wilson wouldn't let anything bad happen to me, and I'm sure you don't want to hurt me,...
That makes sense. If you are on duty and need to pee, you must do something. We soon reached out to the carrier for them to direct us in. I knew how to land on the ship, but that didn’t mean I had a clue how they would guide me in. Movies always made this big deal about calling the ball and similar things. I followed their instructions to line up the glide path and then flew right in. My tail hook hit the first arrestor line, and they didn’t need the nets they had up if I screwed up the...