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I have been with Michael for nearly five years and we like to go out partying with friends having a BBQ every Saturday. Michael drinks of choice are Corona's and Jager bombs! He and our friend Chad could polish off half a gallon of Jager in one night....just the two of them. They have been my favorite nights because both of us loose our inhibitions. We hold nothing back.

I'll be honest I'm generally quiet during sex so is Michael. I don't drink a lot neither does he but he holds his own when he gets smashing drunk. Michael is a big guy about 6'3" and is built like a machine. He has tan skin and dark hair that trails down his chest and into the waistband of his jeans to hold his 8" cock. I'm nearly his opposite. I have peaches and cream coloring, pretty small at 5'5" and 135 lbs. I'm pretty curvy with 36D tits and 40 hips! They call it an hour glass figure.

So Chad and Michael between playing beer pong with Miller and Corona kept taking shots of Jager with Monsters and their gallon jug of Jager was soon down to about a quarter of a gallon. They sure knew how to drink. We left the party around two am and got back to our place around 3. We climbed up the stairs Michael talking about what great times he had every weekend with his buddies while me and the girls talked it up.

As soon as the door was closed and locked I moved in, no more waiting, every shot he had taken that night just turned me on more and more and his bedroom eyes of deep amber shot waves of heat straight to my core. I pounced and he was ready, grabbed hold of my ass cheeks pulling me against his hard and waiting cock, I wrapped my legs around him and felt his cock through the fabric of my jean miniskirt, my panties were soaking as he thrust his tongue into my hot mouth, I love the way he kisses more than anything and am never disappointed. His mouth drives me insane on a regular basis.

He marched us into our bedroom and settled me back on the bed, none to gently. He immediately grabbed my skirt and panties and pulled them off in one quick motion. I watched the passion flare in his eyes when he caught sight of my clean shaven mound. I knew he wanted to take me right then but he thrust his fingers deep into me instead, my juices coated his fingers and he thrust back and forth in my cunt, his thumb pressing my clit on every upward stroke, I leaned up and removed my tank top and bra, completely naked, it felt better when I had the slide of skin against skin.

Michael took a moment to get naked himself then moved to his side of the bed and once he flipped back the covers laid down on his back with a 'come here' look in his eyes. I knew exactly what he wanted. I leaned over his chest and straddled his thighs as my fingers placed pressure on and stroked his nipples. He loved that and his cock vibrated against my stomach. I leaned up and kissed him deeply, his fingers clasped in my hair holding my mouth to his as his tongued delved into me.

He pulled me up just enough to get the position and without further notice we both moved our bodies in one motion. I settled myself around his cock as he thrust upwards and deep inside me. He groaned as my tight little cunt took him all the way in. No need to wait or lube up, I was alway wet enough for both of us.

He paused a moment then asked "How bad do you want me?"

I wanted him so bad I ached with the longing. but when I moved to thrust back down on his cock his hands held my hips right above the tip. (Remember I'm usually quiet)

I let go of all the control I normally possess and begged, "Fuck me now, hard and deep"

He grinned "How do you want it babe?"

"Hard and Deep, oh fast, do it now!"

He didn't wait another moment, he thrust upward and slammed into me, my eyes spotted black for a moment each time the tip of his cock came into contact with my cervix deep inside me. I was sure that I would pass out. I didn't but damn he could fuck.

I settled into a fast paced thrusting with my hips. He was moaning his pleasure shocking me because he was just as quiet as me normally.

He thrust upwards into me then clasped my head in his hands and kissed me, deep and searching. Almost as if he were getting lost in a storm and needed my mouth to anchor him down.

As we kissed his hands traveled to my breast and stroked them hard, it was exactly what I wanted. The pleasure rippled through my body and down to where we were joined. He pulled me to his chest and held me tight as his thrust got faster. He pumped into me like it was the last time he could do it. I loved it.

He settled back to his slower pace and I was regretful for a moment but being on top lent a certain control and I took off where he had slowed too. I thrust my hips hard down on him and his cock rammed into me over and over.

"Ram my fucking cock! Do it bitch! Grind it babe!" He called out to me and it only heightened the nearing climax.

I thrust harder against him as the colors began to blend in my vision. Yes, I was on the brink and then suddenly I felt his balls tense up and I knew he was ready, so was I "Fuck babe I'm cumming!" I yelled out.

"Yeah, cum on my cock babe I want to feel that sweet nectar"

So a couple more thrust and I was plummeted over the edge cumming on him and soaking him in my juices just as he came and his cum shot into my hot box!

"Oh My God! Fuckkkkk!" I cried as he groaned and unloaded more into me.

It was the best sex I'd ever had! There was one awesome think about fucking your boyfriend when he's hammered to the core! We both let go and let sensations rock us! The best fuck of my life!

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Andy was dead drunk, and when he was like that somebody eventually had to take him home. We left him lying around for a while because it wasn’t a pleasant task. Andy was one of those guys who fell to bits suddenly when he reached his limit. When he went he was gone. The trouble with Andy was that he did it all too often and his wife was pretty much sick and tired of it. Al’s bucks night had been great up till now, but it was over and somebody had to take Andy home. We drew...

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Mom totally drunk passes out

My name's Ronnie , my folks got divorced a little over two years ago and my Mom took it pretty hard , as it came to a shock to her that her husband had been having an affair for the past several years , which led to him leaving her . After the divorce , my Mom began to drink , mostly at night after dinner , but as time went by , she began to drink more. At first bottles of vodka came in 5ths , then by the gallon . The minute she entered the door after work , she would head to the kitchen make...

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Two Drunk Girls And My First Threesome

I am aged 24, working in an IT firm in Bengaluru. I had been having sex with my girlfriend’s roommate from the past 2 years. It all started when I was having sleepovers in my gf’s flat. Once my gf (she is my ex-gf now) had some urgent thing to do so she left me in her room. I was watching a movie at that time and her roommate came and asked me for my help with her coding (let us call her Kavya). And I playfully asked her what will I get in return if I helped her and she said, whatever you...

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Friend8217s Drunk Wife Shabana Fucked For Dessert

I was invited by my friend, Arif for dinner at his house while I was in Hyderabad. He was a well-to-do, living in an independent house in a gated community. His wife Shabana was a woman with a modern outlook. Arif and I have had several escapades with women and are open with each other. Once while we were drinking, he had let it slip that Shabana was a highly spirited woman with excessive sex drive. They were in the small garden in the backyard of their house, they had a small barbeque pit and...

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My cousin got too drunk

Most people, if your family is big enough, probably have at least one cousin they would consider having sex with, assuming they weren't cousins. Or as long as no one finds out at least. This might be a little too far for some readers, but there are a few of you out there already jacking off to the idea. My cousin had just moved into town, not too far from where I lived. When we were k**s, there was an attraction, but we had found out quickly not to ever entice the notion that something...

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damn i was drunk

I've had many lovers on the side and a few threesomes before, but I don't consider a threesome the same as getting gang fucked. This is the story of my first real gangbang. My husband was working a graveyard shift that previous night and woke me up as he got home. Gave me a kiss and I asked how his night was. "Pretty slow" he replied, "slow enough I was able to sleep a couple hours". "want some breakfast babe?""in a bit" he said. "i'm going to go check on the plants." We had some herb...

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New Years With My Drunk Bimbo Aunt

"It's your aunt dear. She might come over for Christmas. Sorry I didn't make dinner, make yourself something." She then quickly went back to talking. Fast forward to now and I'm driving us to my aunt's 6 hours away. The fact that my mom let me drive after only receiving my license recently surprised me. But that surprise was nothing compared to the one that waited for us at my aunt's house. On the way to my aunt's my mom told me about their relationship. Cute little stories from...

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Passed Out Drunk Too Bad

Lisa thought she could hold her booze and keep up with all the other people there at the party that night. She'd started out by taking the first beer her husband, Rob, handed her and Lisa had quickly guzzled that down. She knew if she drank enough beer especially that she'd have to go to the bathroom to pee more often, but she didn't mind that and it gave her a chance to go touch up her makeup and even possibly exchange some hot gossip or some naughty caresses and kisses with some of the...

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Drunk college Student got more than he bargained for

Ryan was with his buddies drinking at a near by Billiards bar, when he received a text from his girlfriend. can't wait too see you next week included with a nude picture. Now Ryan had been without sex for almost a month as they were attending different schools in different cities. Ryan had a long walk home, and was so horny he remembered one of his bi friends had told him about a discreet web-site he could find quick easy blow jobs from other men online, now Ryan wasn't gay but he really needed...

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A Tale of Two Lovebirds

Our story begins with a recent refurbishment of a local theater. The local tabloids had done recent articles on the theater: when it was first constructed, its passings of ownership, and its slow decay with the poor economic times. Our two lovebirds had first fallen in love at this theater. They had been following these news articles with building interest as the week passed, for these articles were the build up to the first show of the refurbished theater. The two lovebirds had made a date of...

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Lovejoy

CHAPTER 1 _____________________ Beau Lovejoy was pretty much a nerd when he was young. He loved to read, and he was completely addicted to comic books, but anything that wasn't grounded in reality would do. He was always lost in some fantasy or another, and the real world seemed rather mundane in comparison. At least, it did until he discovered something even more facinating. Women. When he was a boy, he found girls annoying, and he actually tried to...

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Shorty Philpott Derelict Drunk Cock Sucker

“Fuck you,” said Shorty Philpott after being fired for the ninth time from the Snack House restaurant located in the old Bus Station complex in downtown Fort Myers, Florida.The Snack House was kind of unique having all male employees and the only business to continue successfully in the old Bus Station complex after the Bus Station relocated out on Cleveland Avenue better known as the Tamiami Trail.Shorty had been an award-winning Marine having served in the South Pacific during WWII. Shorty...

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Drunk Mom and Me 3 updated

The next evening was a washout. Mom went out with her sister and came home late and went right to bed. I had no choice but to stay home and whack off. I talked to Jimmy that day, told him that I had seen my Mom’s tits. His eyes lit up. He said he would love to suck on them, he had sucked a grade 10 girl’s tits and she loved it. He then told me he fucked her too but she was too slutty and he just came his load. Jimmy asked if I had ever fucked a girl yet and I said yes, but wouldn’t tell...

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