I Think Theres Something Funny Going On Here
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“I think there’s something funny going on here!” Mila whispered.
We were just getting back to our room from an afternoon down at the beach. It had gotten dark, and we were going to take a dip in the hot tub in the common room of the rustic bed and breakfast where we were staying. “What do you mean?” I asked. “Listen!” She said, her ear to the door. I put my ear to the door, and could hear noises of people moving about. “So we don’t have the carriage house all to ourselves any more. So what?” “I don’t know, it’s just a feeling.” “It means we’ll have to put on our suits if we want to get in the tub.” Having had the whole place to ourselves had meant they were still bone-dry in our suitcases. Mila shook her head, and put on her bikini. It was white, with gold cylinders like napkin rings at the cleavage and hips. It set off her all-over tan. I pulled on my jammie-styled red suit, grabbed the towels and we headed out. She was right about other people being in the common room, an old wooden chamber chock-full of antiques and bric-a-brac, just as you’d expect a northern California B&B to be. They were all over in the corner around the hot tub, behind the Japanese screens. The Jacuzzi motor was running, and people were laughing. As we approached, one of the women caught sight of us over the screen and said to the others: “Oops! Hey, guys, we’ve got company.” To us she said: “Uh, we’re all in the natural, if you know what I mean. Does that offend you? We can leave.” I looked at Mila, and Mila looked at me. Neither of us were shy, we’d been to nudist resorts before. “No, we’re good. Hang on a minute.” I replied, and we began to strip. Mila is 5 foot four, and slender, but with enough padding that she has a fine shape. Her breasts are rather pointy, with big, smooth nipples like dollops of whipped cream on top of a sundae. She has a little pot belly that I think is adorable, and legs that can kill at a hundred paces. She was as brown all over as finely polished walnut, and her hair is light gold, and pulled back into a bun at the back of her neck, which makes her look as sleek as a panther. Me? I’m average everything. We came around the soji screen and met three other couples: Linda and Tom, Billie and Bill, and Frank and Alicia. A sign hanging from the rafters said no alcohol in the hot tub, but wine bottles were sitting on the table, and there were plenty of Styrofoam cups. We could tell the party had already started without us, and everyone was in a good mood, as well as naked. Linda was dark-haired and rather plump. Her breasts were more like “tits,” small and rather sharply pointed. Tom was average like me. Billie and Bill were also dark, and Billie had jugs. No other word described them. Even she described them as “jugs,” holding them up for all to judge for themselves. Frank was short and had brillo hair. He was a comedian-singer from Las Vegas , and kept us all in stitches. Alicia was taller, also with dark hair, but almost mannishly short. She had a nose sort of like a prizefighter’s, all pug and flat, a fine pair of tah-tahs and square hips. Like Mila, she was nudist-suntanned from head to toe, only she didn’t have the “bunny tail” of a tanning-bed tan as Mila did. Alicia’s was real. The very thought of her in the sunshine, naked, was enticing itself. The Westport B&B was across the Pacific Coast Highway from the beach, the northernmost California B&B possible, since the road turned and went inland just a mile farther north. There was an old farmhouse across a creek from the carriage house, and enough trees around the creek that the carriage house was totally private all round. That, plus the atmosphere of the old wood building, plus the fact that it was difficult in the extreme to get to, was why everyone had chosen it in the first place. “So, I take it you all know each other away from here?” I ventured, joining the conversation. “We come up every month or so from San Francisco and Oakland to get away from it all and have a little playtime.” Alicia answered. Catching the implication of the word “playtime,” Mila said: “What kind of playing do you do?” Sideways glances all around. Tom said: “We like to get naked together and…” “Screw each other’s brains out!!!” the rest chimed in together. I later found out it was kind of a slogan for them. Mila looked at me, and I looked at her. “Well, it sounds like we’re right at home!” I said. We like to too, only there isn’t anyone back home to play with.” “Where’s `home?’ Billie asked. “ Southwest Florida , where the average age is `died of old age.’” Linda made a face like she had bitten into a lemon. “Well then,” she said, “maybe we can help with that.” And she moved across to Mila and me and I saw her hand cup Mila’s breast as I felt a hand under the water searching for my cock. Tom was stroking Linda’s back, with a smile on his face as he watched the scene unfold before him. “Yeah, let’s get started!” Frank said behind us, and he and Alicia came and sat on the edge of the Jacuzzi to watch. Linda leaned over to kiss Mila, gently and hesitantly at first. Mila is a little reserved about kissing, so she jumped back a little, which caused Linda to pause, but then Mila threw herself into Linda’s face and the two locked lips with tongues meshing to the applause of the rest of us. Linda’s hand found my shaft and squeezed hard, which caused me to grit my teeth and bear it. Alicia leaned over to me, her fine tits dangling inches before my face. I reached up and cupped her, as she kissed me. This time there was no hesitancy, and our tongues danced together fiercely. Our of the corner of my eye I could see that Frank was giving his attention to Billie, and Bill apparently was jacking Tom under the water. I confess my eyes lit a little more with that, because I like a taste of boy in a pile-up too. Mila moved up to sit on the edge of the tub as Linda moved in to eat her. Alicia straddled my lap as Linda withdrew her hand to work on Mila, and Alicia and I began to neck furiously. I felt hands reaching through to jack my cock, and realized it had to be Tom, Bill, or maybe even Billie reaching across, because Alicia had her arms around my neck so that I could play with her tits. Whoever was playing with me was also playing with her, as she began to stiffen and cry out. I could feel a hand hammering fingers in and out of her pussy, and in a minute she came with a cry and collapsed on me. I held her tight as she recovered. “Sit up on the side, I want to suck your cock.” she whispered in my ear. She said it so sexy, adding an “H” or two to the word “cohhk.” When I looked at her face she had a devilish grin. She knew what she was saying, and more importantly, how to say it. Yes maam! I moved up to the rim, and she wasted no time sucking my throbbing dick all the way down to the base, her hand cupping my balls, squeezing them just so. I looked to my right, and Mila was arching back in her pleasure, Linda between her legs making slurping noises. Mila raised one leg and draped it over Linda’s back, and I knew it wouldn’t be long for her either. Frank and Billie were standing in the middle of the tub, her back to his front as his hands roamed all over her, her tits, her cunt, her belly. He put a finger in her slit and began to wiggle her nubbin, which caused her to melt against him even more. Her wet body glistened in the dim lights of the room as she squirmed her ass into his crotch. Tom and Bill were taking turns jacking and sucking each other. Bill noticed Linda’s ass was available, so he knelt down behind her, put his cock in her crack and began dry-humping her, which began to set Mila off. She and Billie both came to climax together, and for a moment we had stereo orgasms. Tom began to dry-hump Alicia as well, and for a moment he and Bill looked like two jockeys racing for the wire. Billie began to kiss Bill, and Frank turned his attention to Mila, moving in to suck on her tit. Linda had broken contact with Mila when Mila climaxed, so she moved over with Alicia to work on me. I opened my legs as far as they would go and leaned back against a convenient wooden post as my two ladies used my cock as an excuse to make out with each other. Billie moved over to pull Tom and Bill Away from Alicia and Linda, and turned them to sandwich her in the middle. Hands began flying over bodies, squeezing tits, squeezing and stroking butts, cunts, cocks, and balls. Mila was sucking and jacking Frank, and squeezing his balls. Having a new playmate was having its effect on her, and I could see she was unusually aggressive tonight. I needed some tit, so I pulled my two women up and began to smother myself in their fine bosoms. When they saw what it was I wanted they raised them up and out for me, rubbing my face with their nipples. I grabbed big handfuls of babeass and drew them to me. I could tell they were kissing above as I feasted. The tub was beginning to get a little crowded and hot, especially hot. Tom, Bill, and Billie got out and disappeared, followed by Frank and Mila. Suddenly it was quiet and alone for the three of us left behind. “I’ve got a big shower in my room, why don’t we go and soap all this chlorine off?” Linda suggested. “Let’s go!” We got out and grabbed our towels, and went to Linda’s room, which was the biggest suite in the carriage house, and surprisingly empty. Apparently Tom had gone with Bill and Billie to their room. Linda’s shower was big enough to hold all eight of us at once! I’ve never seen such a shower before, the one in my room is just a stall unit from Home Depot. It also had a setup like you see in the plumbing fixture ads, but nobody actually has, where the jets are all coming over. Soon we would be too. We soaped each other up, making sure to finger and feel each nook, cranny, crevice, and protuberance. I soaped tits and cunts and asses, they soaped the same plus cock and balls. We slithered together and they humped my thighs. They sandwiched me and I humped each other’s ass cracks, we were so slick and wet. Eventually, even this had to change. We dried off and went to the bedroom. Linda threw back the covers and crawled on the bed, her arms wide to take us in. From that point on it was all a blur of girlskin and wagging cock, jiggling tits and dangling balls. Alica ate out Linda, Linda sucked me, I ate Alicia, then I ate Linda, Linda ate Alicia…you get the picture. They smothered me with tits, I fingered them over the edge I don’t know how many times. At last, Linda pushed me on my back and straddled my loins. She took my cock and held it to her slit and impaled herself on me. I slid right in all the way in one stroke she was so wet and receptive. As Linda began to ride, Alicia crawled up and dangled a tit in my mouth, then slapped my cheeks with both wabbos. I was in Heaven. “Here, Al, it’s your turn.” Linda said, slowing her pace and getting off. Literally only? Then again, maybe I should be grateful., because I only have one load to shoot, and if she had gotten off she might have taken me with her before I had had a chance to experience Alicia. Alicia moved off my face and raised her ass high, grabbing a pillow and resting her head and shoulders down on the bed. “Do me, big boy!” she purred, as she waved her tail in circles. Like I need a roadmap to know where I should go. Linda was a hands-on helper. She stroked my cock all the time it was out in the air, and pulled me into position behind this prize, then carefully guided me into Alicia’s dripping cunt, like they do in horse-breeding. Alicia was just as wet and receptive as Linda, and I plunged her length in one thrust. Doggie-style has always been my favorite position, and I held there for a moment, until Alicia’s moans died down. She looked over her shoulder at me with a quizzical look, like: “Well?” I adjusted my position a little, grabbed her fine hips, and pulled back ever so slowly, until just the head was still in. Alicia groaned from her depths, and then like a trumpet as I pushed back in. Like a steam engine gathering speed I plunged and withdrew, thrust and pulled. Alicia was crying out in ecstasy as I fucked her like, well, like a stallion mates with a mare. I could feel as if I was in control, and as she neared climax I could feel the juices rising in my balls as well. It was all I could do to hold on as she flew over the edge, and as soon as I could tell she was finished I pulled out, which made her yelp, and went for Linda. It took Linda a second to realize what had happened. She had been on the sidelines urging us on like a dirty-mouthed cheerleader: “C’mon boy, fuck that bitch! Give her that your hard cock! I wanna’ see you make her cum! You fucking his cock, bitch? Huh? You gonna’ give him what he needs?” and so on. I pushed Linda over on her back, and prepared to mount her. “Put her there, pal!” she hissed at me, pointing between her legs, and I fitted myself to her slit and pushed back in. Linda’s back arched as I nailed her cunt, and this time I was all fuck machine as I pounded her pussy as hard as I could go, my long-hanging balls slapping her ass with each stroke. Linda wasn’t all potty-mouthed this time as she was so busy moaning to make any articulate sounds. To make matters worse, I felt Alicia reach between my legs and start squeezing my balls from behind. I love that. She also pressed her thumb into my bung, and my butt cheeks clamped down on her hand like a vise. From that moment I was a goner. The note of Linda’s howling reached a peak and we both went over the top together, me grunting like an ape as I shot my load deep into her, and it seemed to take forever for me to unload. As we rolled to a stop we could hear the sounds of the others in the house reaching their peaks as well. It was like the insane asylum for a few minutes, then all was still. Then there was the sound of laughter, everywhere. Giggling, actually. Whatever. There was happiness that night.
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*This is my first story, I've always thought about writing some in the past, and had started several, but due to a hard drive crash I lost everything and never really picked it back up again. This is kind of a "meat and potatoes" teaser short version of a story that I have been working on in my mind. If you like this story, please review and let me know if I should flesh it out -the author* -- ReThink Inc. -- These days, with the way the world had been going after the...
Prologue ‘Hey Sim, are you doing anything Monday night?’ ‘Hey Gin, Monday, the 14th?’ A pause. ‘No, nothing special. Why?’ ‘Couple of the girls and I are having a little impromptu gathering in the green room. Be nice if you stopped by.’ A short pause, then: ‘Jason’s cool with it.’ Jason was the Company Manager, and if he wasn’t cool with it just yet, he soon would be. ‘Alright, that sounds like fun. Shall I bring anything…or? ‘Nah. Don’t worry about it. Just bring yourself.’ Sim gave a...
Ted rushed back to the house in a frenzy, walking a little oddly from the cock throbbing in his pants, ready to explode from the rubbing of the fabric. He pushed away the recurring images engraved on his mind of Sarah’s lips enveloping Terry’s shaft, working down relentlessly to the hilt as her clearly well-practiced throat opened easily to his eight inches of magnificent flesh. Her ass had risen and fallen behind her head like a drunken rising moon as Terry sucked her into their mutual...
College SexLisa Chen had spent the night with Dale. Still lying in bed, half asleep that morning, she heard the telephone. She wondered sleepily, who could be calling so early. "Hello," She heard Dale say, speaking quietly. After a couple of minutes, she could hear the tone of resignation in his voice. Lisa sensed something had happened. A moment later Dale returned to bed. Lisa could tell he was upset. Immediately, she asked him what was wrong. Sighing in resignation, he slipped back into the warm...
It started with a phone call when I was at work. The well spoken and educated voice at the other end asked if I would be available to visit that evening at 7pm. ‘Where?’ I asked. ‘Holiday Inn, Maidenhead’. ‘Sure, I charge £60.00 an hour plus travelling expenses’. She asked me what I looked like and a little about my experience. She then told me she wanted some deep tissue and some relaxation massage to finish off. We agreed the price and she arranged to meet me in reception and told me to wear...
A short sketch Connie had been told what to expect. After all, she was the one who requested the device and laid out some of its specs. But for all her experiences as a enthusiast of odd bondage scenarios, she was still unprepared for the sight of the globe standing in the middle of the spacious empty hall. From a distance it looked something like a glistening ball bearing resting on a small dais. "Whoa. That's... strangely beautiful." As she drew nearer, she observed in its sheen her own...
(episode 7)Over the summer break after my freshman year at UGA I was working full time in a grocery store to earn spending money for the next school year. I would see my girlfriend, Jennifer on my days off, either going to her house in Atlanta or she would drive up to see me. We’d often would go out on the lake skiing, using my dad’s smaller ski boat. One weekend I was able to borrow my dad’s large boat for the day. Jennifer and I had several friends who were dating each other at the time join...
College SexI remember when porn forums were treasure troves of hot porn that you wouldn’t find anywhere else on the internet. These sites thrived even when other porn sites were first coming out. Why? Well, connections weren’t great back then. It was easier to watch a gif of some hot bitches tits bouncing on a forum than it was to try and load an entire video on shitty, dialup internet service.They’ve been on a bit of a decline lately, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t still some great forum sites out...
Porn ForumsTheresa sitzt in ihrer schmucken Dachgeschosswohnung mit Balkon vor ihrem Laptop und ist in diversen Chats auf der Suche nach Männern, die sich mit ihr treffen wollen. Theresa hat zwei recht ungewöhnliche Angewohnheiten. Zum einen verabredet sie sich mit wildfremden Männern, die sie über das Internet kennlernt. Sie verabredet sich mit diesen Männern in Cafes, Kneipen, Parks oder einfach irgendwo in der Stadt und spielt mit ihnen. Meistens lässt sie es nicht bis zum Äußersten kommen. Sie liebt...
"The Leatheress", Episode 103: "CloAs far as I was concerned, that late autumn a few years ago, I was easily the luckiest closeted crossdressing and bisexual fetishist in the world. Ever since I was quite young, I'd had a secret desire for dressing up in sexy women's clothing, painting my lips up, and smoking long cigarettes while acting out intricate fantasies about spending passionate evenings with plenty of men; real, famous, or completely imagined. But when my first opportunity to step out...
"The Leatheress" - Episode 102"The Full Monty"Growing up, I had always been secretly in love with dressing up in women's clothes; the rule always was, the shinier and softer, the better. In my more formative years, this began with satin nighties and underwear that I'd "borrowed" from the female members of my household, but my lust was always most reserved for leather. Oh, how I used to search out and spend intimate hours with any pics of sexy women in leather that I could find. So naturally...
I hadn't gone to Bruce's house that night with any expectation that I'd be finishing the night by blowing him on his black leather sofa, but that is the way it turned out. Don't get me wrong; I'd had an interest in him ever since the first time I saw him a few years before that, as a live reporter on my local evening news, but it's not like I truly ever had envisioned a scenario where such an interest would grow to become anything more. It is just funny how things work out, sometimes.I guess we...
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Anne and Therese Marchais, twins from Montreal, Quebec, love to swap with each other, tricking their boyfriends into sleeping with the "wrong" sister. They really love to share their boyfriends in general, but they have found that some men are too gutless to swing or cheat, so they have found this sexy loophole. Their latest choices are: Orion Tsatskis, a Manhattan businessman, and Harry Llewellyn, a lawyer from Wales. Their plan succeeded last night, as Anne led Orion, Therese's guy, into her...
Group SexThe twins knew that their plan would succeed, and now it had- they were both the slaves of the 2 boyfriends. No longer were Anne and Therese just the girlfriends of the men separately, but they were the shared property of both of them. After all, who could resist such an offer? The former, specific relationships no longer mattered. Anne did not care which was her original boyfriend, and neither did Therese. As for the guys, they simply had no way to tell them apart, anyway, other than their...
FetishDuring the past two weeks Kim had had plenty of time to think about the smother fight she had lost to Mary, they were still friends, and why not, she had willingly accepted the fight and had agreed to the rules, but damn she didn't expect to lose like that, and now for the past few days every time she went to bed, just before falling asleep, the last few moments of the fight kept going through her mind. She had mentioned this to her best friend Susan who had also been there, Susan had then put...
EroticIt was the first day of class. I wasn't nervous; it's a technical nerd school so I felt right in. My name is T.K., and I was in NO way prepared for classes this semester...sure I studied and aced the class but I failed the most important test.... In my second class I saw this tall looking dude, kind of bumped into him didn't really care about his existence at all....then after passing him I did my occasional look back to check out what I just walked away from....man If I wasn't in love...
TRUST ME It’s written in big, black letters on a piece of card stock. It’s the second one I’ve received this week. The first one had three little words on it: I WANT YOU I called a friend of mine and told her what was going on. I asked her if any of our friends were pulling a practical joke, cause I wasn’t finding it funny. I was a single, young, professional that lived alone and things like this gave me the creeps. The second note kind of confirmed my thoughts about a friend pulling a joke on...
There is no greater feeling than the start of summer vacation! Ten weeks without teachers, homework or responsibilities. Every summer, my parents and I spend two weeks at our beach house. I love our beach house! It is three stories with a patio deck overlooking the ocean, giving us beautiful sunrises and breathtaking sunsets. If I had my way, I’d live here all year long. One of my favorite things is to sunbathe topless on the patio deck. Luckily, mom and dad haven’t caught me– yet. I better...
Sitting with a girlfriend of mine laughing and talking casually about our best and worst relationship moments and confiding in each other our sexual escapades and life lessons learned she reaches out spontaneously and touches my cheek with her palm leaving her fingers in the soft hairs at the nape of my neck a little too long for merely polite contact. While her hand rested on my neck just below my ear she fondled the small earring stud in my ear and said “if I were a man and you were my woman...
We were in a group, about five people all together, as wewalked into the store. It was well known in the mall as being the place to go for a good laugh. You could find anything from inappropriate t-shirts to shot glasses and even sex toys. I knew what I wanted from the moment I stepped across the threshold. I was finally 18 years old and the thought of owning my own sex toy pleased me. I knew that I would never do it if I didn’t take this opportunity. Leaning over I whispered in my girlfriend’s...
“What notes?” “Oh c’mon! The notes! You know, the ones you kept sending to me at work, trying to scare the crap outta me!” “Huh?” “Seriously?” I could see the genuine confusion in Thomas’s face. The dawning realization forced me to ask the question I didn’t want to ask. “You didn’t give me the bra and panty set, did you?” When he shook his head, I could feel the cold chills creeping up my back to the base of my skull. I was spooked. Who the hell was trying to fuck with my head? I didn’t...