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This is The Azure Lion, an updated version of the story universe that I started in 2014 with my previous story, "At the Cabin". I invite you to read about the tales and stories happening in the town of Azure Rocks, written either by me or the other writers that decide to join me on this crazy trip. I'm sure you'll find something you like here. This is just the opening page, you can find mine and the other writers' underneath with an [Alt Start] tag attached to it, and we also have a Gallery of Short Stories section, for anyone who wants to write and post stories that will have less than ten chapters. That's it for now, I hope you enjoy your stay here!

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