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"Do you two want another drink?" he said. I looked at Doris and gauged her state of sobriety. I knew her well enough in the past eleven years to know that she had one, maybe two left before she got drunk and then she was no fun to be around. She complained about her head hurting and eventually went to sleep. I looked at her and told Jim," Well perhaps one more...we both don't drink much and we've almost had enough to get pleasantly warm." " So you aren't one of the hollow leg...

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"You've got to pull over," I screamed."I'm not stopping again," my older brother said, "it's not my fault you had that extra coffee, I warned you.""You're such a fucking dick," I mumbled.I was desperate now, my bladder felt so full and I had a burning sensation in my crotch. My step brother could be such an ass sometimes.He had come to get me from university to give me a lift home for the Christmas holidays, which was very sweet of him, but now he was being a twat. I really needed a piss and he...

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I am John, 61, and I am a cuckold,....married to Gill who is 53 and still very fit and slim, and we are in the uk. We have been going to a swingers club for a few years. It’s an “on premise” swing club where I get to watch my lovely wife being fucked by various guys, many of who are regulars there. We have made several good friends there and I get to enjoy the cuckold role which I thoroughly enjoy.The other month, I had been watching her being well fucked by two hung guys while I edged and when...

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My little sister is sick. Some people would say I was even sicker, because I take advantage of her. No, I mean physically sick, not mentally. Though some people might say she was mentally sick too. You see, my little sister drinks pee. Yes, pee. Piss. Urine. You know what I mean. You see, she doesn’t drink it because she likes to, but because she has too. No, that’s wrong too. I didn’t mean to imply that she didn’t like it. Chrissie likes to drink pee,...

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One night while my wife and I were having some good sex, our good friend and wife's boyfriend had just left. She was hotter then a two dollar pistol and was up for just about anything, I or we could think of. I had always wanted to piss on her and have her piss on me, but it wasn't something I had ever brought up. But tonight, I knew she would be game to anything nasty. I asked her if she was up to some kinky things? She said to me, "What do you have in mind?" "I want to piss on you," I replied...

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I wanted the slutty look that night. I had to look how I felt and how I wanted to be treated. Showered, hair done, make up done. Big black false eyelashes, heavy dark eye shadow that would run and make a mess through tears or anything else wet. Bright red lipstick adorned lips. Pasting it on I tasted my lips on my tongue, blowing myself a kiss in the mirror. Checking the corner of my mouth using the tip of a bright red false nail which I had spent a fortune on this morning. I had to have the...

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Mildred was sixty two and had never shaved her pubic hair and was proud of the fact. So was her recently deceased husband, who loved her to show as much of it off in public as possible. Over the years they became outrageously kinky trying most things at least once. But the two things that really made her randy were showing off her very hairy fat cunt and squirting piss. When younger she used to wear the skimpiest bikinis and panties. Now being fatter she had her swimsuits specially made with...

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She was a slut and she new it, as she dressed for the night out she had only thoughts for how her clothes would look to the people using her how her hair in bunches would aid people fucking her. She had freshly shaved her pussy ensuring that every hair was removed and no stubble could be felt, this always made her very hot and wet and exaggerated her disgusting thoughts of the night ahead.She re-used the panties that she had on all day, but this time they were as always outside her suspender...

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Piss Testby DirtyMindedMomI pull into the parking lot of the clinic. I’m fifteen minutes early. I decide to sit in my car and wait. I shouldn’t even have to waste my time doing this. A piss test? For what? d**gs, they say. I’m a man about to turn 56 years old. I’m not messing around with d**gs at my age. Unless you count Lipitor or coumadin, and pretty soon Viagra. Maybe it’s just a ruse to get a health diagnostic so they could reject me without being liable for ageism.I should be planning my...

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I’ve been watching Piss Vids all morning, and it’s given me a really funny feeling that I can’t really put my finger on. Maybe it’s the boner in my pants or the wetness I’d released at some point, or maybe it’s the barista yelling at me to get the fuck out of Starbucks before she calls the police and has me arrested again. I don’t know, man—it just seems like a pee fan can’t catch a break in this day and age. From the back-seat treatment we get from major porn sites like Pornhub to the new...

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After finding Mildred my perfect piss spunk and exhibitionist lover and 62 year old buxom granny, and our first escapade on the downs, we both agreed to continue fulfilling our sexiest and dirty fantasies and trying new things.She knew mine which included old ladies dressing liked they wanted to be a fuck slut– short skirt, stockings, thong, tits spilling out of a small bra then feeling them up when they are taking a really massive piss. Then there was me pissing on her fanny as she pissed in...

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This is a story from when I was 26. Still very much a party a****l in those days. Confused, not caring what I did a lot of time. In a steady job but when it came to the weekends anything could happen and usually did.This weekend I was bored, no one was out and I was stuck inside on my own. Being horny and frustrated and no current play partners was not good for the soul or mind. Add to that my tendency to plunge my mind into doing something stupid or hedonistic. It led my mind to working...

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She breathed in deeply, trying to steady her nerves for the night ahead. He had told her of his plans months in advance, giving her time to both mentally prepare and at the same time to suffer the anticipation and fear, but it had still come around too soon.The week before, he had her write out invitations for the evening for all of his friends. Each one had been asked to bring with them a bottle of their urine, and nothing else. Drinks would be fully provided, paid for by herself. He loved the...

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i woke up in the night and had to have a piss so held it in as long as i could and could feel my ball getting bigger and buy dick was pumping and pumping and just let go the piss fill my pants and soke my bed and it ran down my leg and it was a good feeling and i cum at the same time and left my room and as i left my room my mum went in and she could see all the piss and cum and said come with me so i did and my mum put me in her bed and lick my ball to get the cum off and piss and she sat on...

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I woke up this morning, with a piss-hard-on. This is NOT unusual for me, as I find it harder to hold my bladder all night long as I get older, and still ignore the call of nature in the morning. I turned over, and cuddled up to my wife, Marsha. At 32 years old, she is no longer the teenager’s wet-dream she was when I first married her, but she still has a body to put most models to shame. Even more exciting, the smooth sexy feel of her skin, and the heady aroma of her silky...

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To begin with Jane and I are sisters. She’s a bit older, but people don’t notice that. The story I’m going to tell happened about a year ago. We were returning home from our friend’s birthday party. It was a dark night and there were no people around. We had been walking for ten minutes already, and we both needed to piss. Jane tried looking for a ladies’ room but in vain. Everything was closed at that hour. We had entered the park and started down a quiet lane, when Jane suddenly exclaimed,...

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We lay on the floor at Dani’s for a while, letting the feelings of recent orgasms subside, with Dani still curled up next to me, whereas Karissa rested her head on my chest. It was actually quite comfortable there, the shop had a thick, brown carpet that was soft enough to lay on, and coming down from the high of a wonderfully depraved and perverted fuck was just the best feeling. After a while, though, I noticed a different feeling, and stretched, my body suit now clinging tightly to my...

Piss Drinking Couple Part 2

The first place we went to was the mall. We walked around and window shopped for a while. We had gotten to the very back of the mall where several stores had closed. There was a bathroom there. It wasn't like the one off the food court, up front in the mall, but had been built several years before the new addition was added on. I left Doris waiting in the dimly lit hallway, next to the womens room, while i checked inside. Inside I found that it was basically the same as when I used to...

Piss Drinking Couple Part 2

Introduction: Doris and Jim keep on going Doris and I slept like we were dead for several days. An orgy of sex like we had been on took a lot out of a person. By the sixth day both Doris and I were getting skittish. We had let go and enjoyed all the sex we had and were now ready for some more. I want more cock and I believe that you do too, Doris said to me as she kissed me deeply. I felt her tongue snake its way into our mouths. The only thing thats missing is that your throat isnt coated with...

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Jamie told me he wanted to go see a movie, so we walked up to Union Station; it was 10 blocks away from the house. I cannot remember what the movie was, but I DO remember that each time Jamie took a drink of his extra large lemonade, he would hit my leg with his leg and smile. At first, I thought it was just a mistake, but after the 3rd time he bumped my thigh, I knew something was up in his horny-ass mind.The movie was over, and as we left, I suggested we stop and grab something to eat to take...

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Lexi made sure she got up three hours early to ensure that when the master awoke he would see her kneeling naked at the foot of his bed waiting for the inevitable punishment that she would recive for her failure to please one of the men at last nights orgy. By the time her beloved master started to shift her muscles were screaming and her knees aching from holding the submissive position but it would please her master so it would be worth the effort when he woke and saw her ready to accept...

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I've been moved to write this true account of my life in a crossdresser's forum after being banned for thanking the moderators. I need your help. Kindly allow me, dear reader, to set the scene for you. I am Delia Gruntphuttock, PhD, spinster of this parish, and I have a penchant for girly-boys. So, whenever I can, I join in with trips and events that are organised for said girly-boys in the hope that I might get to 'befriend' some. It is with that hope that I hang around the forum...

Pissing Kay

I want to tell you about an ex-girlfriend of mine, Kay, who was by far the wildest, most exciting, and also craziest girl I have ever been out with. In appearance think Suzy Quattro aged about 21: small, lithe, feisty, long blond hair, blue eyes, usually dressed in tight, sky-blue jeans and leather jacket, and with a wild-c***d personality to match. She spoke her mind, and couldn't care less who she offended or how much outrage she caused. Quite what she saw in me, a much more restrained and...

Piss Whores in Training Auditioning Helga

Quite frequently I get messages from "couples", asking me if I'd be interested in having sex with the wife. Typically, these are sent by bored husbands without the knowledge (or interest) of their spouses, so I either ignore them, or, when I'm feeling generous, tell him that I'd only talk with his wife, if she's really interested. That'll usually end the conversation (except that one time when someone tried to impersonate his wife - unfortunately, she made the same grammatical and typographical...

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The first time Elliot pissed in her face, Charlotte came harder than she ever had before. It amazed her how exciting it was, to kneel at his feet in the bathtub and stare up at him, her hand between her legs rubbing her clit furiously, as the hot yellow piss splashed in her face. Elliot loved her, of course, which somehow made it even hotter for her. It would be one thing to have some stranger piss on her, someone who had no knowledge of who she really was, who had no reason to respect her. But...

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Ralph unloaded the last crate off the truck at 5:30 and checked his watch. "Whoohoo! A half hour of O-T!" He gave the lading papers to the boss and punched out. He walked across 14th street to the subway and stopped in front of Edge Play, that new kink club that opened a few months ago. He knew that he couldn't afford to drink in Manhattan, but he was curious. He opened one of the plate glass doors and entered. Standing in a hallway, he saw a BDSM bookstore on the left and a novelty store on...

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All Saturdays are exiting for me since Sunday was a holiday and I knew it was a workout day for me as a slave! It was a Saturday night. Pritika had already planned my Sunday.. So she herself had nice sleep during the Saturday afternoon while I was busy with my college. I came back at about 6 pm only to (surprisingly) find pritika already fast asleep and left a note of instruction on my table. The instruction I got form her were Drink 2 liters of water! 2. Strip completely (except panty – any...

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Piss Whores in Training Sharing Dani With My Boyfriend

We lay on the floor at Dani’s for a while, letting the feelings of recent orgasms subside, with Dani still curled up next to me, whereas Karissa rested her head on my chest. It was actually quite comfortable there, the shop had a thick, brown carpet that was soft enough to lay on, and coming down from the high of a wonderfully depraved and perverted fuck was just the best feeling. After a while, though, I noticed a different feeling, and stretched, my body suit now clinging tightly to my skin....

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My girl friend from Junior High and I have always been very close. We lived together from Collage on. We began experimenting sexually about our second year in collage. We both liked guys but most of our sex lives were with each other and we were happy with that. Until I met my husband. Cindy was happy for me when I announced I had finally met the man of my dreams and she liked him also. Dave had a good job and nice car and home and after 3 months I moved in with him. A week later I found out...

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Foreword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. This is one of my original stories that I wrote before the Internet was a sparkle in Al Gore's eyes. I just found it while rooting through some old floppy disks, so I cleaned up the spelling and grammar a little and decided to post...

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Sven had promised to take Lilith on a shopping trip to buy a new outfit for her, as he was taking her to her first opera that evening. She was incredibly excited at both the outfit and for going to this fancy cultural event.When she got dressed that morning, she didn't wear any underwear and wore a short dress because she would be getting changed a lot and it would be quicker if she could get undressed easily. She also loved the freeing feeling of knowing she was naked under her dress and other...

Pissing in the Wild 2

If I had been a dedicated trail hiker before, now I was there every chance I got. My pussy would cream at the idea of being opened up with my watcher’s 9 inch cock. On the trail, when I found a private place to let my flow go, I would now strip completly naked, it just made me hotter than ever. Squatting down, letting my golden piss gush, listening to it splatter against the ground, I would masturbate wildly, stroking my throbbing pussy to the idea of being spilt open with that hard,...

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On the road again. Stopped at a seafood restaurant before checking in at the hotel. I was dining alone, per usual. A few minutes after my drink was served, a woman about mid-40s was escorted into the dining room. She was seated at a table next to me. After the host left, I took a chance and said to the woman, "Excuse me, but it appears you are dining alone as am I. Would you care to join me?" She responded with a, "Oh, thank you, but I don't want to be a bother." "No bother, or I wouldn't have...

Pissing My Life Away

I’ve been fascinated with pee all my life. Ever since I can remember that stuff which issues from the end of my little hose has held my interest. It took me a long time to learn not to piss my pants. It felt good and warm so why not? Making like a whale spout in the bathtub made my little sister laugh and my momma mad. I had momma aim my pee into the toilet as long as I could get away with it and when our parents weren’t around I had my sister do it. She felt bad because she didn’t have a hose...

Piss Whores in Training Auditioning Helga

Quite frequently I get messages from “couples”, asking me if I’d be interested in having sex with the wife. Typically, these are sent by bored husbands without the knowledge (or interest) of their spouses, so I either ignore them, or, when I’m feeling generous, tell him that I’d only talk with his wife, if she’s really interested. That’ll usually end the conversation (except that one time when someone tried to impersonate his wife - unfortunately, she made the same grammatical and typographical...

Piss Whores in Training Taking Karissa for a Stroll

Sometimes, when you’re a dominant lesbian with a distinctively kinky side, you’ll meet girls that absolutely love to be used, abused and taken advantage of. Now, most girls have a submissive side, so it’s not hard to find a lover who likes to get told what to do, but it takes a special kind of girl to devote herself and her body so entirely to you that she would let you use her, abuse her, do every depraved thing you tell her to willingly and eagerly and still ask for more, beg for more, while...

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Inspired by watching Russian whale like mature women showering in Voyeur videos and how I might enjoy being very dirty with them instead of nubile fit youngsters. “Piss and give me a clue Gran,” I giggled but half meaning it. “Don’t be a daft haporth Jim, I haven’t put that much on,” she snickered back. “You fucking have, enormous, but I still love you,” I retorted, grinning up my 67 year old grandmother on my dad’s side, from a so called vantage point between her cellulite dimpled...

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Walking through the woods, I could feel the urge. I should have used the toilet at the trail-head, but no, I was too busy looking at all the gorgeous scenery, and now, I could feel my bladder start to make demands. I looked around, the trail was deserted, so I left the trail, went past two bushes, and took one last look around. Satisfied that I was alone, I unzipped my jeans, pushed them down, skimmed down my panties to join my jeans around my ankles. Concerned that I could accidently piss on...

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I had been an on-and-off member of SLUT for the last half year, sometimes attending a few evenings in a row, sometimes doing my own thing for weeks, but I felt that this, somehow, didn’t sit right with Angie, my roommate. She had introduced me to Wetwood High’s most secret of clubs after she had caught me red-handed - or red-cheeked - one night, with my face buried between pretty redhead Lizbeth Stroker’s thighs behind the gym. Lizbeth had her reputation. Nobody was ever granted the pleasure of...

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Ms. Craven sat up on the side of the bed. She blinked her tired eyes. It was harder to get up this morning. Not a good sign. She stood and her right knee ached. Definitely not a good sign. She trudged to the bathroom. She felt much more tired than she did yesterday morning. She looked in the mirror at her straight shiny black hair, bangs cut in the front. A white hair! Horrors. She yanked it out. She needed healing soon. "Pop quiz!" she announced to her 8 am Psych. 101 class. It...

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I didn't really avoid Linda for the next few days. I didn't have to since it was obvious she was avoiding me, which totally sucked. I was pretty down and out about the whole thing and I guess some of the other girls in the dorm could tell. "Hey Pissie!" Heather was smiling at me, poking her head out her door, which was three down from mine. "Come here." "What?" I asked, smiling myself just because she was, and as I got closer I could hear giggling and talking. "Shhhh ... Come on,...

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Ever notice how hard it is to keep a secret? Pretty hard, especially if four people know it, and not just four regular people, but like four college girls. That's like impossible. But I didn't know that when I got a little drunk and told three friends of mine, girls who lived in my college dorm that I like playing with pee, and you know, drinking it too. Anyway, I already told you all about that. I was just 19 years old, five and a half feet tall, and very pretty. I mean everybody said so...

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"Pissie! Telephone!" I heard Lonnie's voice yelling for me and that was strange, because little Lonnie Ebertowski hardly ever spoke above a whisper. But she sat right next to the dormitory's telephone, doing some sort of homework there in what we called the living room, but I didn't know exactly what it was. I was busy doing my own, and I wasn't too sure exactly what that was about either. Sometimes that college stuff could be hard. "Thanks Lonnie." I smiled at her and she blushed...

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Who doesn't like it Wet and Pissy? Love gushing galleries and slippery sluts? It’s time to get warm, wet, and dirty with some quality piss porn. There’s just something so fucking hot about watching some hot babe empty her bladder for everyone to see, right? Piss porn has gotten pretty popular lately. People love that shit. It’s taboo and weird but who the fuck cares? It’s just a little piss. Hop into the golden shower and have some fun. I’ve got a site where you can watch sexy chicks guzzle...

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Want to see pissing Japanese girls at Piss Japan TV? I have just renovated my bathroom last month. New shiny tiles, new shower cabin with a radio in it and a massager that my girl uses when I'm not around (I know what she's up to), elegant swan faucets, fancy soap holders, you know, the whole nine but the second I saw that toilet on the +18 warning page on PissJapanTV.com I kind of figured that maybe, just maybe I've bought a god damn wrong toilet bowl! Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have trusted...

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I need to take a Piss RIP right now, so get the fuck out of the way! I’m not sure what did it exactly; was it the 6-pack of beer I just slammed while sitting out in the sun, or was it the big pile of Viagra dust I just railed up my nose? Whatever the fucking case, I think you’re among the few who can relate. Most of us don’t associate urine with boners, unless you’re thinking of trying to take that first leak of the day while still raging hard with morning wood.Of course, it isn’t necessarily...

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What’s the deal with Pissy Network? Is it a message board for bitchy Karens to air their daily grievances about not being the center of the world, or maybe it’s a cable channel devoted only to the most furious of angry dudes? Come on—why the hell would I be talking about that kind of bullshit around here? If there’s one thing I love, it’s something to jerk off to, and sometimes that goes well with a refreshing eruption of lemonade.PissyNetwork.com is a network of premium piss porn paysites all...

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Gretchen Gets Caught Smoking and Drinking

School had just ended, and my friends and I all hopped into Jason's car. We were going to hang out at McDonald’s before going home. Jason was driving and Molly, his girlfriend, were in the front seat. Carolyn, Jackie, and myself were in the backseat. We went into McDonald’s, and we all ordered. Everybody got shakes and fries. We hung out in the back of the restaurant and ate. Jason had put some songs on his cellphone and we were eating and horsing around. Eventually, we were thrown out of the...

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Hannah and I are best friends, we have been since we were young. Now we are both seventeen and in high school. We both hang out together, at home and at school, and always walk to and from school together.It was a summer afternoon and we had finished school. We started walking home and Hannah finished drinking from the two-litre bottle of water she had. She is a very health conscious girl and always drank loads of water. Her mom is a nutritionist had something to with it I guess.“Gracey,” she...

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I had last year, often to do business abroad and was often accompanied by Annette, a fifteen-year-older, very attractive colleague. I myself am in my mid twenties and have indeed already had some experience with NS, go with my preference, however, like most, not necessarily peddling. It came naturally as it had come: after the first business travel has developed a nice and above all highly satisfactory relationship between me and Annette. The theme NS I had towards her not yet cut, but I was a...

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I pause to catch my breath from jogging down the street and text…Ric: You there?Five minutes pass, just walking fast now… hear a ‘bing’ in my earbuds and look down at my tablet…Eve: Hi! Yes. :^)Still walking, I text back…Ric: Good! Fun in NYC?Eve: Yes… no… In taxi.Ric: Where to?Eve: Dinner.Ric: Place I recommended?I’m walking and trying to text, trip over a curb fall flat on my face. I get up, keep walking and look for her reply on my tablet. Eve: OFC. Ric: ^__^Eve: Only in the U.S. two more...

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DrINKING byJhMcKn©I was coming into the house and as I did I looked at the kitchen doorway and saw my mother, Margaret, staggering through the doorway. She was wearing a sheer black garter girdle, sheer black stockings, high heels, and a sheer black cut out bra that clearly showed her very long red nipples plus some of her teats.As she staggered through the doorway she saw me and gave me this funny grin and asked "What the fuck are you looking at? You've seen me before in this outfit. I have to...

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I own a pretty good chunk of woods on the outskirts of town. There are several logging roads running through it. One road in particular goes up to a pretty nice clearing. The local kids like to go up there and party, get drunk, and smoke some pot. There is a small pond there and it has a very nice view. I have often thought about building a log cabin there. Since I know the teenagers use it I cut down some trees and put the trunks around in a circle with a big fire pit in the middle. I...

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It was Monday morning, around ten, the staff meeting, boring stuff. "Now I did some preliminaries last week and I found that your availability ratio only rose to seventy eight percent on Thursday, and that excludes annual leave, sick leave and other legitimate absence, and actually fell below fifty percent on Tuesday and Friday." Boring, Karen mentally switched off and began to day dream of fucking Barry her boss. Muscular well built rugged Barry in his smart lightweight suit...

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It's Black Friday today, also known as the busiest shopping day of the year in the USA, which means amazing sales and deals throughout all the malls. I've been looking forward to this day for a long time and so have my college girlfriends, plus we can get all our Christmas shopping done in one shot and still have money left over for some new clothes! The dorm was busy as all the girls were trying to get ready to leave for the mall first thing in the morning. I had made a huge pot of coffee for...

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Thinking back on it now, I guess it was because I was pissed off with Jeff that I let it happen. We'd argued that morning. I can't even remember what about. He wasn't my favourite person right then. "Bedrooms upstairs," the assistant estate agent said – the older of the two, clearly the junior of the team. Dick Glover, of Glover and Glover Real Estate Agents, looked the part: sharp creases, white teeth, lot of bowing, sparkling eyes. His assistant, Ted Frith, was older and heavier ... and...

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I came home from work today around 5pm. As I walked in, I hear moaning coming from my room. So, quietly I walk in with phone in hand ready to record whatever I see. So, there in my room I see my girlfriend and my neighbor. He was fucking her and neither noticed me. I cleared my throat and both jumped like lightning had just hit them. I said well I see why I could not get you o n the phone. I quietly walk over to my drawer and pull out my gun. I warn both of them if you move, I will shoot. I...

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I came home from work today around 5pm. As I walked in, I hear moaning coming from my room. So, quietly I walk in with phone in hand ready to record whatever I see. So, there in my room I see my girlfriend and my neighbor. He was fucking her and neither noticed me. I cleared my throat and both jumped like lightning had just hit them. I said well I see why I could not get you o n the phone. I quietly walk over to my drawer and pull out my gun. I warn both of them if you move, I will shoot. I...

MOTHER IN LAW DRINKING

About a month ago, my wife and I watched a movie with her mother. We all had a bit to drink and eventually after putting my wife to bed, I went to watch a little more TV and got a chance to see my drunk mother-in-law's pussy and feel her tits. She was completely passed out, and after leaving her in her bedroom, all I could think about for the next few weeks was getting another chance at her pussy. I wanted to get my dick inside her just a little bit, just an inch.Susan, my mother-in-law, had...

Wife meets a stranger after drinking

My wife likes a little drink every now and then and when she does she gets a little out of control...she confessed earlier what she was up to at the weekend when she came in late, drunk and very horny.We live in the penthouse suite, 15 floors up and I decided to go to bed before midnight as the wife was out for a few drinks with some girlfriends. She had been out with the girls drinking wine and spirits, dressed up with a black n white figure hugging dress, white stilleto's, black stockings...

Pissed

This is a short story about how fast things can go in the shitter and the unplanned retribution when it does. I don’t really know where this story came from, but with my weird mind I’m not surprised. Even if there are no wives or sex in this story I decided to put it in the Loving Wives category, which seems to be the place to put retaliation type stories. Like always I like the constructive criticism comments I get back from readers because I learn from them. The slash and burn comments will...

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Teen Diaries 1 Underage Drinking

I told my parents I was sleeping over at Amanda's, which was completely true. After dinner with her parents and watching 'Easy A,' we pretended to go to sleep. But really, our friend Rachel was waiting in her car around the corner to take us to a big party on the other side of town. It wasn't hard to sneak out of Amanda's first floor room and we jammed to One Direction the whole way there. The party was a blast! All of the popular kids from our school were there and we looked like rock-stars...

Reluctance

Pissed off by two hot women 4

Well, I saw Sarah and Tanya were looking at how she opened her lips and kissed passionately. Right before my eyes. I heard her munching, I could feel her desire to see their tongues playing a wild game. They looked at me, looked tense on my tail, which had now risen again, despite (or perhaps because) of the penis ring. The wires were now more visible than ever before, the acorn fat and plump, like a stretched membrane. She looked me one last time in the eye and then crawled between my legs....

Catching the babysitter drinking

We got a babysitter for the night because of our little guy Jacob that is 5 years old and we haven’t had a night out in a long time. Well we came home to find our substitute sitter, Mrs. Lawson is out of town and this one came highly recommended so we hired her. She’s a sophomore in college and so we thought why not, she had plenty of references and believe me Jasmine checked them all out. When we came home Mary Beth had found the liquor cabinet and opened it somehow because it locks and had...

Teen Diaries 1 Underage Drinking

I told my parents I was sleeping over at Amanda’s, which was completely true. After dinner with her parents and watching ‘Easy A,’ we pretended to go to sleep. But really, our friend Rachel was waiting in her car around the corner to take us to a big party on the other side of town. It wasn’t hard to sneak out of Amanda’s first floor room and we jammed to One Direction the whole way there. The party was a blast! All of the popular kids from our school were there and we looked like rock-stars...

Drinking

DrinkingWhen I was younger me and my mates would all meet up and go out on the lash and get pretty hammered, in our stupour we would hit on the girls and see if we could get lucky. This one night I was chatting to this girl and she was shit faced drunk, she could hardly stand so I figure I am in here HA HA. So I get her in a cab back to hers she was sick in the cab dirty bitch but i was not put off. I finally get her in to her bedroom and she starts kissing me with her stinky sick mouth so i...

Pissed off by two hot women 5

When Sarah had now finished pissing, now both sat alternately in the 69 position in front of me, so I could lick her greedy Pissvotzen clean. It was awesome. It tasted like urine so hot that now I could not help it. I tore down the penis ring that held my tail, so he stood up, and pissed in a high arc. Inject it so out of the small opening, and my two pissgierigen women kept their mouths over the beam. They drank a lot, but could also inject much on their big breasts. They were very pleased...

pissed off professor

Jackie couldn’t help but smile a little as she sat in her History class looking up at her professor. She had been watching him closely for the last two weeks and was about to spring her trap. She knew where he lived, where he ate breakfast before coming to the campus, and she knew his weak spot. The professor loved his coffee in the morning, but he also had to run to the bathroom several times shortly after drinking it. Jackie watched him every morning at the little café’ just around the...

Pissed Off Neighbors

I had been staying in the beach house for a few weeks without meeting any of my neighbors. So when the mailman mistakenly left me a package for Donna and Sarah, the girls next door, I decided to do them a favor and take it over. I heard giggling from the other side of the gate, so I pushed it open a little to say hello. What I saw made me forget all about the little introduction I had prepared.Sarah and Donna were sitting on lounge chairs, totally engrossed in each other under the blazing sun....

Pissed Off Wife

"This is rather nice of you, Shyla. Especially, during office hours." She handed me a wine glass with red wine. "Well, I guess I'm just proving that I'm not such a tart as I'm sure you tell your wife here, Tony." "I don't talk about you like that," I corrected her, leaning my head back. She grabbed another glass. "I gotta call bullshit there. Let's go to the source, Jenna, does he talk shit about me?" Shyla pondered, looking at Jenna. "I'm sorry, but I gotta support my husband here," Jenna made...

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My wife Lisa and I have been married for 35 years. She still as hot as the day we married. She is 5/9 155lbs with 38DD and nice shaved pussy and a sweet ass. She was always shy about dressing sexy until a few years ago. She usual goes out after work with her girlfriends on Fridays. Every once and a while one of us husbands has to go pick them up and drive them home. By the time she gets home I have already gone to bed. I have notice that a few times when she came home that she is pretty horny....

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I'm only a social drinker, if I didn't drink I could never be social, never go out at all for I'm much too shy. Being shy is very restricting for a young girl but I'm doing my best to overcome my affliction. I get home from work usually late on a Friday night and get under the shower and wash my short hair. I wrapped a large bath towel around my damp body and sit down on the sofa. In front of me are three small shot glasses and a half bottle of cheap supermarket vodka. I fill the three...

Pissed Off but Welcome

I was taking a bag of rubbish from the kitchen to the bins at the rear of my house in Highfield, Southampton when I saw what appeared to be someone crouching in the shrubs next to the path. There was a stretch of grass bordered by trees and undergrowth on both sides between my house and the one next to me with concrete walkways on both sides. The shrubs and trees were dense enough that it was difficult to see through them from either side. As I was headed to the house, I caught sight of someone...

Pissing In The Woods

I went into a deep sleep of which I have no recollection. The first thing that I became aware of was dreaming that Susan was fondling my still raging erection. I remember feeling so happy that I was going to get my wet dream about Susan. I dreamed that she began pumping my tool as she had learned from watching me. She had said that it was so clear in her mind and that she would probably never forget the first time that she saw a guy shoot his orgasm in front of her while watching her do...

Pissy Pussy

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A Night of Drinking

Nervousness racked Phoenix’s whole body as she pulled onto Briar Court, his street. Something in the back of her head was nagging her to stop and not go any further, yet that same voice was pushing her to go on. She listened to the latter and slowly pulled up in front of his house. After checking herself in her rearview mirror, she went up the walkway to the porch, and rang the doorbell. The door opened and there he was. Just the sight of him made Phoenix tremble inside. “Hey babe,” he said...

A night of drinking

I worked in a small town about 10 miles from where I was living. After work, everyone would go to one of three clubs. One Friday night I was at one of them. After a few beers, looking around the club it was slow. I paid the tab and headed out to see what trouble I could get into. I made it to the next club. Going in I seen some coworkers sitting at the bar. I found an empty seat on the corner of the bar and ordered a beer and shot. We all were talking, cutting jokes when a guy came up to us...

Pissed off by two hot women 3

Her vagina was now really wet, the juice rinn so out of the column that it was a pleasure to drink this hot juice to lick her cunt. It was not long, and they screamed, they wailed, they whined. They Came. She gave one last tug, then sat down right rough on the fingers, so they disappeared in the ass until it stops. Anyway its wet, dripping cunt was now really slippery, slimy, yes. It tasted wonderful. After a few moments, she was back with her, she looked down at me, smiled and told me that I...

Pissed off by two hot women 1

It was about 3 years ago. My girlfriend and I flew in and took a holiday with her friend. Actually, the friend should go too, but he had recently ended the relationship. He believed that Sarah was too extreme sex. Sarah was a beautiful young woman, about 166 cm and about 60 Kg and curves like a woman she must have. My girlfriend was also a very feminine woman, ie with curves, such as one seldom sees. Proportional everything was very, very consistent in both. We flew to Italy and now the three...

OK But Just One Drink

Archive name: onedrink.txt (M+/F, wife, cuckold)Authors name: Gilglim ([email protected])Story title : OK...But Just One Drink-------------------------------------------------------= This work is copyrighted to the author © 2000. =-Please do not remove the author information or makeany changes to this story. You may post freely to non-commercial "free" sites, or in the "free" area ofcommercial sites. Thank you for your consideration.------------------------------------------------------OK...But...

OK But Just One Drink

Again a story which I love very much, but did not writeon my own. I found it and thought, that those people frequently reading my German or English stories couldlike it. Please find a copyright message at the end ofthis story... I'd had my new job for about 5 weeks, so I was familiar with most of the guys at the office, but I was still trying to fit in. As an office manager for an accounting firm I was both in-charge of the office and yet still subordinate to the accountants. It's a rather...

OK 8230 But Just One Drink

(AdProvider = window.AdProvider || []).push({"serve": {}}); I’d had my new job for about 5 weeks, so I was familiar with most of the guys at the office, but I was still trying to fit in. As an office manager for an accounting firm I was both in-charge of the office and yet still subordinate to the accountants. It’s a rather difficult line to walk and it’s always easier if everyone likes you. Most of the guys in the office are under 35 and unmarried, so it is no...

Mystic s Mix Drinks

Mystic's Mixed Drinks There's a hip new bar downtown that every one has been talking about. There's always something going on there. The bartender and proprietor is a sexy young redhead named Mystic. She mixes up unique cocktails that she makes from homemade ingredients. Her drinks are more potent than any bar in town. On any given night, she will mix up all sorts of new concoctions. "Bud Light," said a young man at the corner of the bar. "We don't serve beer," said...

Evening Drinks

We lay on the beach in the last flickers of the warm Greek sun. My eyes were closed. I could hear parents gathering towels, balls, and their children. I opened my eyes and looked around. The sun was slowly dropping to the horizon; people were packing up for the day. I could smell food being cooked at the bar at the back of the beach. My watch said six o’clock. My skin was warm and salty from a day on the beach. I felt wonderful. I looked over at my wife who was lying on her back. Her eyes...

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Damon and Jeremy Have a drink

“Any chance I can get one of those?” Jeremy asked Damon. “Don’t think so Jer you sister would stake me” He responded “She’s too busy with Stephan to even notice” Jeremy placed another glass next to Damon’s. “Why not?” Damon asked rhetorically, he then added “Doubt I can screw things up more then I already have.” They both drank their drinks and Damon continued to refill both glasses till full then sat down in the am chair while Jeremy was standing at the side table. “Urgh I can hear them...

The RescueChapter 11 Dinner and Drinks

Much as Caroline and Maggie suspected, Jason and Malcolm were indeed in the bar watching girls and flirting with the waitresses. In his dark slacks and cream-colored jacket, Malcolm made for a distinguished presence. For his part, Jason no longer looked a young fifteen, but more like a college student on vacation from Harvard or Yale, visiting the Caribbean with his parents before jetting off to see his oh so wealthy girlfriend. They left a wake of wistful lady staffers as they went up to the...

A lady s drink

A Lady's Drink. It all started the day before our Halloween Party when I was teasing my girlfriend Loudes about her inability to take a drink like me. I said, "You always drink lady's drinks like sherry because you know that after a man's drink like a pint of beer you are anyone's. Face it Lourdes you just can't hold your drink like me." Lourdes replied, "Man up Simon. I bet you after a pint of a lady's drink like sherry you would be anyone's too. I tell you what how about a...

Pretty party drinks

I love a party drinks all kinds mango peach sangaria , watermelon margarita , vampire kiss martini , they are so pretty in a pretty glass so devine to look at so great to taste, fun little party drinks , strawberry margarita put a slice of lime or fruit its a party in a glass , so fun to drink so pretty to look at its a party in a glass. Your very own private party make a pretty drink slice of apple or a lemon wedge or an olive and you have a party in a glass . pretty party drinks sitting on a...

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Nurse Your Drinks

Foreword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. Operators of erotic story web sites and other collections, whether free or fee-based, have my permission to post and/or distribute my stories, provided that credit is given to "Hungry Guy" as the author. You may not make changes...

Out for a drink

This lady had not been out in a while and wanted to have fun. She remembered when she did have fun she was drunk she wanted a few things but knew she had to get one man in her life so she could get the rest of what she wanted. We will call her Annette she has long black hair and a nice figure. She was wearing a dress with nothing underneath. She walks into the bar sits next to a man who was looking at her up and down checking her out like men do . Hi my name is Jim what is yours? He said. She...

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She is anyones after two drinks

"She is anyones after two drinks, I dont know who she takes after" sniggered my Mum.I know who she takes after I thought, its you Mummyslut.She was taking about my sister, and between them they must have fucked half of the guys in the village.It didnt seem to matter if the guys were 20 or 60, buy my Mum or sister two drinks and they were guaranteed a fuck.But not recently, due to Covid 19, there were no strange guys at the kitchen table in the morning.I could however still hear them both at...

Tuttut and Nylomn have drinks

Nylomn took the crystal whisky tumblers from the drinks cabinet. Hubby powered up the wall mounted 32" flat screen and loaded up xhamster via the Samsung tablet. He loaded up a cuckold scene in which the cuck hubby cleans up the BBC bull's load from the wife's arse. Tuttut had seen it before and the background sound of sex reminded him of how he got to know this sexy couple and made the journey across the Irish sea. He would spend evenings scrolling through pictures of Nylomn gorgeous pussy and...

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