Kateri kissed his cheek. "Ok... I'll give you a hint. We'll be a
couple... we'll both be wearing pants, but I will playing the 'male'
role..."
"Kat!"
She didn't stop. She just went on. "... I have everything we'll need to
make us both look perfect... Your character is a mischievous cutie from
Baghdad and mine is a handsome NASA astronaut."
William gaped at Kateri. "You can't seriously expect me to dress up as
Jeannie from that TV show that you watch!?"
Kateri's grin became not just playful, but lustful as well. "Why not?
I'll be dressing up as Major Nelson." William opened his mouth to
complain, but Kateri's kiss silenced him. "But you won't have to call me
'Major Nelson' all day. You can just call me 'Master.'"
William was shocked. She couldn't be serious, could she?
"Ready to go?" Angela appeared in the doorway, her car keys in her hand.
William just stared at Kateri in shock.
Angela looked from her brother to his girlfriend and asked, "What's
going on?"
Kateri pulled her coat up her arms. "I just told Billy about this week's
costume."
"Cool," Angela was intrigued. "Which one did you choose?"
"'I Dream of Jeannie,'" Kateri confirmed. "I'm picking up the costumes
today, so I'll be over this evening to make sure that everything fits
Billy correctly." She walked over to her boyfriend and kissed his
forehead. "You are going to look so good! I just hope that I'll be able
to keep my hands off of you while we're at your mom's house."
Then she turned and winked at Angela. "I'll see you in a few hours," and
she headed for the elevators.
"Ready to go?" Angela asked her brother.
"Angie... did you know what Kat was planning?" William was near panicked
at the thought of having to wear the harem girl costume that had been
featured in the classic TV show.
Angela smiled. "I knew that she liked those fancy costumes we saw at the
shop and that if she rented one, the men's costumes were way too big for
you, but that's all. Why?"
"Why!? Why!?" William looked around the office. There were still plenty
of people around and he didn't want to cause a scene, but he was really
concerned about this situation. He ran his hands through his hair as he
felt fear choking him.
"Ok, ok, Willy, calm down." Angela put her hand on his shoulder and
looked into his eyes. "This is just for fun, Willy. It's not a big deal.
Look, look... I'll prove it to you. Come with me."
His sister led him out into 'The Pit,' the area where the ping pong,
foosball and air hockey tables were all set up, and she guided him to a
young, good looking, bronze skinned guy who was bouncing a ball on the
ping ping table while looking at his phone.
"Bruce," she said to the young man, "what are you doing for a costume on
Friday?"
The man looked up and smiled. "Hi, Angie. Bill. Friday? Well, I was
trying to keep it a bit of a secret, but I know word has gotten around,
so... I'm going as Shakira. My wife got me everything I need to dress up
like Shakira did in the 'Hips Don't Lie' video. The red tee shirt with
the white flowers on it, the tiered skirt, the wig... the whole thing.
It's going to be a riot! How about you guys?"
"Well, I'm coming as Supergirl," Angela explained, "but Bill is still
trying to make up his mind. Let me ask you, Bruce, if Bill and Kat came
as a couple, but reversed the sexes so she was the guy, you know what I
mean, that wouldn't be a big deal, would it?"
Bruce looked at William. "So you'd be dressed as the girl? Bill, that
would be awesome. Let me tell you, we all have been wondering who you
really were since you got here. I mean, you just cloister yourself away
in your office all day and don't talk to anyone. Last Friday... well,
let's just say that you stole the show and leave it at that, ok? Honest
to God, Bill, you have been the talk of this office all week. If you can
pull off another great couples costume, but throw that kind of a twist
into it... you will own this place, my man!" Bruce held up his hand for
a 'high five' which confused William for a moment, but he did,
eventually, return it.
"Are we discussing costumes?" They all turned to see Tess, who was
buttoning up her coat on the way to the elevator.
"We are," Angela answered for the group. "Do you think that anyone would
make fun of Bill if he came dressed as a female character? Like, would
people would tease him?"
Tess let out a little laugh. "Honestly, Bill, you'd be the hit of the
office. Everyone was pleasantly surprised that you joined in last week.
If you jump in with both feet this week, they'll all love you for it. If
you're taking a poll, I vote 'yes,' you should do it." Then she seemed
to think of something. "Oh, by the way, did Lorraine mention to you that
a representative from Bunker Hill Investments is going to be at the
meeting tomorrow?"
William shook his head. "No. Is that a problem?"
Tess made a show of thinking for a moment. "Not so much a problem as a
concern. They're big investors and I think Lorraine would like them to
be more involved with Firefly. They'll probably have a lot of questions
for all of us, so the meeting may be a little longer than we
anticipated. Typically, they invest in construction and big return
projects, so we're just a little blip on their radar, but they do
represent nearly eighty two percent of our financial backing, so
Lorraine wants to be sure that we can answer any questions that come
up."
"Ok. I'll make sure that I'm ready for it." William nodded. "Thanks for
the heads-up."
She looked at her watch. "Gotta run, guys. See you tomorrow. Bill,
thanks for going through those numbers with me again, today. I'm sure
that will be a big help, now that Bunker Hill is coming. Night all!"
Bruce excused himself, too and as William and Angela went back to
William's office to grab his coat, Angela asked, "Do you want me to see
if anyone else is around and we can ask them, too?"
William shook his head. "No. I guess I was just making a mountain out of
a molehill. Sorry."
XXX
As they drove through downtown, Angela asked her brother, "So... are you
going to wear what Kat gets you?"
William sighed and shrugged. "I guess so. I mean, if Bruce and Tess are
right, then maybe it's not such a big deal, BUT I'm going to ask Kat if
next week we can do something that lets me wear pants."
"You will be wearing pants, Willy, and you wore pants last week, too."
"You know what I mean. I want to wear MEN'S pants. I'm thinking,
maybe... Pirates of the Caribbean or something."
Angela nodded. "So, you want to be Elizabeth Swan?"
"Ha ha," William rolled his eyes. "No. I'm thinking I could be Jack
Sparrow and Kat could be Elizabeth."
Angela began to say something flippant, but William interrupted.
"OOOOOOOORRRRR... if she doesn't want to be Elizabeth, she could be
Barbosa or even Davy Jones, something like that."
His sister nodded. "That seems fair, I guess. I bet Kat will be happy
with that deal."
After a moment or two of just the sound of the radio, William asked,
"When Bruce said I 'stole the show' last Friday... do you think that's
true? I mean... do you think I... fit in with the rest of the office
after that?"
Angel smiled. Her brother had always been that odd, geeky kid who hid in
his room, or, as she had seen over the last few days, hid in his office.
She could tell that he wanted to be friends with his coworkers, he just
didn't know how. "Look, Willy... I've only been there a few days, but I
have talked to people in the break room and stuff and when I tell them
that I'm 'Bill's sister,' the reaction is usually, 'Oh, that guy in
accounting?' or 'That guy who sang with Kat?' I get the impression that
you haven't gone out of your way to be friends with anyone. If you
really do want to make friends and fit in, then I'd recommend that you
take a chance and show them that you can be a fun guy who enjoys working
with them."
William nodded. "Ok. Then... I guess I'm all in then. Whatever it takes
to make Kat happy and to make some friends."
Angela had to make two stops on the way home, so by the time they got
there, Kateri's car was already in the driveway at their mother's house.
The idea that his mother was telling Kateri embarrassing stories about
his childhood scared William so much that he was out of the car before
Angela had even moved the shift to the park position.
In the house, he found his mother oohing and ahhing over a pile of sheer
pink material. "Oh, this is adorable!" She was gushing. "Look at all the
detail in these pieces. I'm telling you, Kateri, he is going to be an
absolutely beautiful Jeannie in this."
At that moment, she noticed that William was standing to the side of the
room staring. She smiled and said, "Willy, come on in, honey, and see
what Kateri has brought for you to wear. It's just beautiful!"
Just then, Angela entered and hung William's satchel on his shoulder.
"Here, Willy. You jumped out of the car in such a rush that you forgot
your bag." She looked to see what was happening across the room and
hurried across to her mother and Kateri. "You got it!? Let's see it!
Willy, come on over and see!"
William followed his sister across the room. His enthusiasm did not
match hers, though. Especially when his mother held the see through
harem pants up against him and said, "Look! They'll fit perfectly!
Willy, you must try them on right now."
William wanted to just be that fun guy at the office, but this was a big
step and he was a bit scared to take it. He took the pants in his hand
and said, "I don't know, mom. I mean... these are pretty transparent.
I'd be showing less skin in a mini dress."
"No you won't," Kateri said with way too much glee. Then she let out a,
"Ta da!" as she produced two folded pieces of flesh colored material.
"What are those?" William asked, trying to make heads or tails of the
items.
"A leotard and tights!" Kat smiled as she shook them loose to show them
to William.
"See, you put on your bra and panties, then the tights and leotard, then
the costume. Yeah, people will see through the harem pants, but they'll
only see the tights, the leotard will cover your belly, so that open
space between your boobs and your pants will look like skin, but it'll
only be the flesh toned leotard. Cool, right?" Kateri was beaming with
delight as she explained everything to William. "This is how we used to
do it when I took dance class as a girl. You'll look like the actress
from the TV show, but you'll be fully dressed and nice and warm."
"That's a great idea, Kat," Angela agreed. "I was a little concerned
about being chilly in my Supergirl costume, but now I'm thinking that I
should pick up some flesh colored tights for myself. You'll like them,
Willy. They're very comfortable and nice and warm, too."
Now, it was his mother's turn to chime in. "That's very true, Willy. In
fact, I've heard that a lot of construction workers and policemen - you
know, men who work outside, in the cold - I've heard that a lot of them
wear tights in the winter because they're more comfortable and warmer
than thermal underwear. Once you have them on, you won't even notice
that they're there."
William thought back to his conversation with Bruce and Tess about how
much they'd enjoyed having him getting involved in last week's
activities and he wanted to be someone that they liked having as part of
the team, and he really did want to please Kateri, but... he really did
not want to be embarrassed. So, he chose his words carefully. "Ok, Kat,
look... I'll try everything on and we'll see how it looks, ok? If I
don't look like and idiot, then I'll wear it, but if I do look like an
idiot, then... promise me that you won't make me wear it, ok?"
"Sure, Billy," Kateri smiled, "but I know that you'll look amazing." She
reached into her bags and took out yet another flesh colored piece of
clothing. "Here, go put these on first, then come out and I'll get you
dressed."
William caught the item, which turned out to be a pair of very small,
very stretchy panties. "What are these?"
"They're control panties, of course," His sister laughed. "Women wear
them to control their bellies, but cross dressers wear them to
control..." she laughed, "... their little Willies."
William shook his head. "Very funny. I'll be right back."
He stepped into the downstairs lavatory and a few minutes later he
stepped back out again wearing just the stretchy panties and a white tee
shirt.
"Perfect!" Kateri clapped her hands. "You'll probably need to tuck
Little Willy a bit, but we won't worry about that tonight. Sit here on
the couch and I'll teach you how to put on your tights."
William took the proffered tights and sat, then his eyes nearly bugged
out of his head as Kateri raised her skirt and pulled down her
pantyhose. She sat next to him, took off her shoes and removed the hose
completely. Then bunched up the left leg all the way to the toe. "Just
do what I do and never pull too hard or you'll put runs in your tights."
William followed Kateri's lead and in a few moments he was standing and
setting the waistband of the tights around his middle.
"Comfy, right?" Kateri asked.
William could not deny that the soft material clinging to his legs and
abdomen was not only comfortable, but rather exciting, but rather than
explain all that, he said, "I guess."
The women knew better though. They knew that he was enjoying himself.
"Ok, now step into this," Kateri said as she held open the leotard.
William stepped into it and Kat pulled it up tight to his crotch before
having him put his arms through the thin, clear plastic straps and
settling the garment onto his shoulders. He looked down and noticed that
the front of the leotard was gathered between the breasts in order to
properly cup a woman's bust. He pointed at that area and said, "I guess
I'll need some tissues or something to stuff these?"
"Not at all," Kateri hustled over to her bags and pulled out a very
pretty box that resembled a jewelry box and opened it. Inside were two
very lifelike breasts. They were shaped and articulated just perfectly.
They looked so real that you might have even believed that a woman had
just taken them off and forgotten to take them with her. "Aren't they
beautiful? Let me find the adhesive and we'll see how they look on you."
While she searched her packages, William's mother admired how her son
looked in the tights and leotards. She ran her hands along the soft
material and sighed. "Oh, I wanted both of you to take dance classes
when you were little. I loved dancing so much as a girl. Just putting on
the leotard and knowing that I was going to be with all the other girls
was so exciting."
Angela cocked her head to the side in thought and said, "Mom, I can't
remember a single time in all of my life that you ever suggested that
either of us should take dance classes."
Her mother sighed, again. "Because I couldn't afford them, Angie. I
remember what my parents spent on dance costumes, tap shoes, ballet
slippers, competition trips, classes and everything else and I knew that
I could never come up with all of that money. Being a single mom is
tough, honey. I did what I could. You had soccer, volleyball and girl's
basketball to keep you busy. I could afford that and you were always a
bit of a jock, anyway. Willy, though... you were always locked up in
your room with your books and computers... honestly, I think you would
have really benefitted from taking dance classes."
That remark really surprised William. "Mom, why would I have wanted to
take dance classes? I'm a boy, for crying out loud."
His mother shrugged. "Lots of boys take dance classes, Willy. I think
you would have liked it and... well... looking at you dressed like
this... it's like I finally have the little ballerina I always wanted."
Before William could form a response to that remark, Kateri blurted out,
"Son of a bitch! I didn't buy the adhesive. Argh! What are we going to
do, now? I ordered those off of the internet. I could never get the
adhesive delivered in time for Friday." She grunted some more, but then
a thought struck her. "I wonder if the costume shop has anything that
will hold it?"
Angela said, "It's going to have to be a lot stronger than the stuff you
used on his mustache, last week. That was falling off all day. You don't
want a boob falling off and plopping onto the table during a meeting."
Kateri did chuckle at that, then started fishing around in the bags
she'd brought in. "Where's my phone?" She muttered. "I don't know what
time they close down at the costume shop. Maybe I can run over and see
what they have."
"Don't worry," William's mother said, as she took the breasts and walked
towards the kitchen, "I have just the thing."
Angela scowled and called after her mother. "Why on earth would you have
breast form adhesive?"
Her mother called back from the kitchen. "Remember when I went on that
church retreat last summer? Well, I roomed with Claire O'Mara and she
had a mastectomy a few years back. She wore a fake breast when she went
swimming and I saw what she used. I have the same thing. I'll be right
back."
"Excellent!" Kateri said, happy to be back on schedule. "Here, put on
the pants, babe." She held the pants open and he stepped in. They were
built like fancy sweat pants. There was an elastic waistband that was
covered by the deep red velvet at the top of the pants. Then they
bloused out into see through puffs of sheer nylon before being drawn
back into his ankles by elastic cuffs.
"And now the shoes!" Kateri giggled as she slipped the very elaborately
decorated, satin, kitten heeled pumps onto his feet. The silk was dyed
pink to match the harem pants, but the opening where his foot slipped in
had two bands of silver sparkles surrounding it, another row of the
silver sparkles outlined the bottom of the satin show, and the toe area
was beautifully embroidered with sparkling silver thread, creating
exotic flowers where he normally just saw the leather tip of his shoes.
"Oh, Willy," Angela gushed, "those are so cute! I don't know about the
guys at the office, but the women are going to be all over you on
Friday."
Kateri laughed. "Yeah. You'd better watch out for that, Billy. When all
those women are telling you how cute you are, remember who made you that
cute. I'm your Major Nelson, Jeannie. Don't forget that."
"Yes, Master," William smirked.
"I could get used to that," Kateri laughed.
"Ok, I've applied the adhesive to the breasts," William's mother called
from the kitchen. "Pull down his leotard top and have him lay on the
couch so we can get them on evenly."
William shrugged the straps down his arms, folded the leotard top down
below his chest and laid down as his mother entered, a breast in each
hand. She handed one breast to Angela to hold, then she took a long,
serious look at her son's flat chest. Then she nodded and carefully
placed the right breast on William.
"Hold that in place," she instructed her daughter as she took the left
breast, made a few judgements about its placement, then carefully placed
that one on him as well. "Hold that one, too," she said as she stepped
out of the way.
"For how long?" Angela asked.
Her mother shrugged. "The can says fifteen seconds, but why don't you
hold them in place for a minute or so."
"Ok," Angela smiled down at her brother. "You know, when I woke up this
morning, I never expected that I'd spend the evening groping my little
brother's perky, C cup breasts."
"I'm not you're little..." William began, but then something else
occurred to him. "Did you say these are C cup breasts?"
Angela smiled even more broadly. "That's what the box says, Willy."
"And what size cup are you?"
"I'm a B, Billy. Just think, my little brother has bigger boobs than I
do."
"Well, if my boobs are bigger than yours," William teased, "then maybe
that makes you the LITTLE sister."
Angela's jaw dropped as she laughed. "Oh, my God! I can't believe you're
finally getting into the spirit of things!" She released her hold on the
silicon breasts and gave them a gentle prodding. "I think you're ready.
Stand up and see how they feel."
With his sister's help, William stood. "Wow. They do pull a little."
"That's why we wear bras, Billy," Kateri smiled. "Unfortunately, this
costume won't allow you to wear a real supportive bra, but even the top
of the leotard will help. Here, let me help you get that back on."
Kateri gently raised the top back up William's arms, then positioned his
new breasts in the garment's cups. "Huh," she mused, "they're warm when
I touch them. I didn't expect them to feel so real." When the breasts
were positioned correctly, she asked, "Does that help at all?"
"Yeah, I guess," William nodded. "They're pulling less, but it's still
weird to have them there."
"I bet. Now, let's get the rest of the costume on." Kateri slid a bikini
style top up his arms and positioned it over William's breasts. The top
was made of the same material as the harem pants, but had a flesh-toned
lining. It also had a little tassel hanging between his breasts and
another just like it hanging below the bikini top. Then the tiny, red
velvet, bolero jacket was run up his arm, covering his shoulders and
offering a little protection from side-boob exposure.
The final touch, at least for that Wednesday evening, was the wig. It
was a single piece that contained the blonde wig, the little red velvet
fez with the blonde ponytail popping out of the top and a pink 'veil'
that hung in a casual swag below the wearer's chin.
As Kateri brushed out the wig, Angela tucked William's hair into a wig
cap. Eventually, Kateri fitted the wig onto his head and stepped back to
judge the whole costume.
"Wow..." she said, honestly impressed. "I mean... wow! Billy, we haven't
even done your makeup and... wow! You look soooooo good."
"Yeah?" William asked, feeling a little odd, standing in a very feminine
costume and having his girlfriend and sister examine him. "Angie? What
do you think?"
Angela's eyebrows raised as she shook her head and smiled. "Honestly,
Willy... you look... amazing. You're going to blow everyone away."
Just then, the doorbell rang and William's mother hustled through the
room. "That'll be the pizza. It was getting late, so I ordered some from
Rovezzi's"
She paid the delivery man and took two boxes of pizza from him. As she
headed into the kitchen, she said, "Come on, everyone, let's have some
supper. Willy, go grab your robe to cover up that beautiful costume.
After we have something to eat, we'll get you out of all that, but
Rovezzi's pizza is best when it's good and hot."
"Ok," William nodded. He went up the stairs as quickly as he could, but
the odd sensation of the breasts bouncing did slow him down a bit. When
he reached his room, he went to his open closet door and pulled his robe
off of the hook on the back of it. When he closed the closet door, he
came face to face with the person in the mirror that was mounted on the
front of the door. Of course, that had happened every time he'd opened
that door since they'd moved to that house a decade or more earlier, but
the thing that stopped William in his tracks was the fact that the
person reflected in the mirror wasn't him. It was a woman. A fairly
pretty woman in a very sexy harem girl outfit. "Holy cow," he whispered.
"Holy freaking cow."
He ran his fingers over the soft material and marveled at the feelings,
and was only a bit troubled by the fact that he felt himself becoming
aroused. Why wouldn't he be, after all? I mean, when a guy sees a woman
dressed like this with breasts this perfect, he's going to get aroused,
right? That's just how guys are built.
He ran his fingers along the curves of the fake breasts and became even
more excited. Without even a thought as to how proper it might be, his
hand traveled down to the front of his harem pants and began to rub
himself through the harem pants, the leotard, the tights, and the
control panties. Everything was tight and contained, but just touching
it was sending him into an erotic haze.
He thought about what it might be like to be dressed this way and to be
with Kat in her bedroom. To have her touch him through these soft, sexy
materials. To have her kissing his neck and nibbling his ears. To have
her take him. To have her...
"Ahem..." came from the doorway.
William blinked and realized what he was doing. His hands snapped to his
sides and his face blushed as he sputtered, "Angie... I... I was... I
was just..."
"Yeah, yeah," his sister shook her head. "I know exactly what you were
'just,' but listen, girly girl, your mother and your girlfriend are
directly below you and will hear you if you start moaning, and it may be
a bit embarrassing if you have to explain why your panties are all gooey
when you take them off. So, let's just go down and have some pizza
before things get out of hand... so to speak."
William nodded, still embarrassed, and slid his arms into the robe. He
started out of the door, but stopped and turned back to Angela and said,
"Umm... listen, Angie, you won't... you know... you won't tell mom or
Kat about what I was... I mean... what you saw... will you?"
Angela smiled. "Look, Willy, I may not be the most experienced girl in
the world, but I know that guys are wired through their penises, so I'm
not surprised that you got overly excited. Hell, if I suddenly had C cup
boobs, I'd probably be pretty worked up myself."
When she didn't say anything more, William had to ask again. "So...?"
"Your dirty little secret is safe with me, little sister."
William blinked and nodded, nervously, as he tied the belt of his robe
around himself. "Thanks, Angie."
"Let's just eat, Willy."
XXX
"Oh, my God, I've never had pizza this good before," Kateri was saying
through a half filled mouth. "Where is this place?"
"Over on Plantation Street," William's mother was explaining. "Past the
hospital, near Franklin."
"It's just wonderful!" Kateri continued to compliment.
"Ah! Here are my girls!" Their mother teased as the siblings entered the
kitchen. "Come on and eat."
Besides the pizza, their mother had opened a bottle of red wine to
accompany the food. William took just a very small portion of wine, then
took a piece of pizza, placed it on a plate, then took a knife and fork
out of a drawer and began to cut off his slice.
"Have you seen how my anal retentive brother eats his pizza before?"
Angela asked Kateri.
Kateri smiled and reached over to touch William's forearm. "I think it's
charming. I need that kind of neatness in my life." She leaned over and
kissed his cheek, which was adorned with a tiny spit curl from the
blonde wig. "You're a treasure, my pretty boy."
"He's always been a pretty boy," his mother said, without any thought
that it might offend. "I always thought that Willy would have made a
beautiful girl. I would have loved to have had a daughter who was into
books and sewing and cooking..."
"Hey, I'm right here, mom!" Angela said, sounding comically insulted.
Her mother smiled back at her daughter's silliness. "You know what I
mean, Angie. I tried to get you interested in things like that, but you
were always a tomboy. A pretty tomboy, but a tomboy nonetheless."
Angela smiled and looked at Kateri. "Guilty as charged. Until my boobs
came in, I was the toughest kid in the neighborhood. She'd try to put me
in a dress and I'd scream bloody murder. I don't think I even realized
that I was girl until I was sixteen."
"Not me," Kateri wiped her lips on a paper napkin. "I've always been
obsessed with pretty things. Flowers, clothes, lace, silk... you name
it. The girlier, the better. I didn't even look at a video game until I
went to art school."
The conversation went on like this for over an hour. William said very
little, as usual, and the women chatted and chatted and got to know each
other. The pizza and the wine flowed until Kateri noticed that it was
nearly nine o'clock.
"Geez, look at the time! I need to get home and shower soon. Come on,
Billy, let's get you out of your pretty clothes."
It only took a few minutes for William to strip down to the control
panties. Kateri retrieved his tighty whities from the lavatory and made
no pretense of privacy as she lowered his panties and ran his boy undies
back up his legs, leaving William standing in the middle of the living
room in his drawers and his faux breasts.
"Here you go," His mother said, handing Kateri a bottle of nail polish
remover and cotton balls. "Just dab that on his breasts and they should
come right off."
Kateri smiled and grabbed a cotton ball and soaked it with acetone and
she began applying it to the edges of the fake breasts. "I bet you'll
miss these, won't you?" She teased.
William chuckled. "They are impressive, I'll say that. I just never
thought I'd see anything like that on my chest."
Kateri laughed as she worked on the edge. "Huh," she muttered.
"What? Is there a problem?" William asked.
"No," Kateri kept working, "it's just that the breast isn't coming
loose."
"What?" William was suddenly very concerned. "What do mean? They're not
coming off?"
"Relax, babe," she said without making eye contact. She worked some
more. "I should have made SOME progress by now, but..." she called out
to the kitchen. "Umm... are you sure that this adhesive comes off with
nail polish remover?"
Angela and her mother came in to see what the problem was. "That's how
Claire took her's off. Isn't working?"
Kateri stood straight and looked at the breasts. "No. It's not working
at all."
"Hmm," William's mother said, thoughtfully as she picked up a cotton
ball and soaked it with the remover. "Let me try."
She worked for several minutes, but there was no change at all.
When the breasts remained in place, Angela said, "I'll check the
adhesive bottle. Where is it, mom?"
"In the pantry, next to the big mixer," Her mother said, still trying to
make some progress.
"They will come off, right?" William asked, very concerned.
"Of course they will, Willy," his mother said, shaking her head, but
Kateri was not as sure.
"Mom, you didn't use this, did you?" Angela asked as she came back into
the living room with a tall, black spray can.
"Yes, that's it," she nodded. "What does it say about removing it?"
Angela read the can, then looked at Kateri and grimaced. She handed the
can to William's girlfriend who gasped.
"This isn't breast adhesive," Kateri said as calmly as she could.
"What?" William's mother turned and took the van. "I don't understand.
The can looks the same as the adhesive that Claire used."
"Mom," Angela was getting excited, "this is the adhesive I was given to
attach the sports team's medallions to the walls in my high school as
part of that community service project I did in my senior year. This is
permanent, industrial adhesive! You're not even supposed to get this on
your fingers! This didn't just adhere the breasts to Willy, it actually
bonded them to his skin!"
Her mother looked at her as if she couldn't conceive of what the girl
was saying. "So, how do we get them off?"
"That's the point, mom! We can't get them off! They're 'PERMANENTLY'
bonded to him. You just gave your son C cup breasts, mom!"
The thud of William's unconscious body hitting the floor was the only
thing that stopped Angela from screaming at her mother.
XXX
They called the police, who told them to call the fire department, who
told them to call poison control, who told them to call the hospital who
told them to call the manufacturer who's voicemail told them to call
back after nine A.M. Eastern Standard Time to talk to a representative.
William's mother even called her friend Claire who, although very
confused by the question, assured that she had never attached her
prosthetic breast with 'Goodman's Industrial Grade Permanent Spray
Adhesive' and that she had no idea how to remove a prosthetic breast
that had been attached using that substance.
William had been sitting on the couch, his head in his hands, growing
more scared, more frustrated and more angry by the minute. Defeated, his
mother sat opposite him in a wing backed chair and said, "I guess you'll
just have to call in sick tomorrow, Willy. We can call the manufacturer
at nine and find out how to get those off."
"If," he corrected his mother. "If we can get them off. There is no
guarantee that there is a way to remove them."
"Oh, I'm sure that..." his mother began, but William cut her off.
"And I can't call in sick tomorrow, mom. I'm not a cashier at Walmart. I
am the accountant - THE ONLY ACCOUNTANT - for a multimillion dollar
business and I have what is probably the biggest meeting of my career at
eleven thirty tomorrow morning!" Suddenly he was standing and his voice
was increasing in volume. "This is the dumbest, most ridiculous thing
you have ever done, mother! Your entire life has been a series of
careless, thoughtless, stupid decisions that have always been the wrong
goddamned decisions!"
"Hey, come on now, babe," Kateri tried to calm him, but he wouldn't
listen.
"No! You don't know what it's like to grow up in a house with a mother
that may or may not be home on any given night, Kat. All her little
stories about not having the perfect life... All of that is directed at
me because, somehow, I am responsible for being conceived in her
sophomore year of college and because of that, SHE never finished, SHE
never had any breaks, SHE never could find a man that wasn't scared off
by her two bastard children."
"Willy, stop," Angela took his hand in hers, but he pulled it loose and
went right on.
"Well, that wasn't my fault! That was her fault! Your fault, mom! And
this is your fault too! I was hoping to get the heck out of here soon,
to put down a deposit on a condo in that new development over off of
Salisbury Street next month, mom! Now, I'll be lucky if I still have a
job twenty four hours from now! How could you be so stupid? Look at me,
mom! Look at me! You weren't even asked to help, but you volunteered to
be responsible for one little thing. One tiny, little thing, but just
like every other aspect of your life, you screwed this up to! Well,
thanks a whole hell of a lot mom! Just... thanks!"
His mother kept her eyes down and stared at the carpet, uncertain of
what she could possibly say to calm her son down or rectify the
situation.
William shook his head in disgust. Then an idea struck him. "Angie! Do
you still have that Exacto knife kit?"
His sister looked up and shrugged. "Maybe. Why?"
"Go see if you can find it. Maybe I can cut these things off."
"No!" Kateri finally had had enough. "Just stop all of this, Billy. Now,
I know that you're angry and that because of that, you're lashing out at
your mother, but come on, babe... do you really think your mother
intended to attach boobs to your chest permanently? And if the silicone
is bonded to your chest, then I don't think that hacking at them with a
razor knife is a safe idea. No. What we'll have to do is just go to bed,
get some sleep and in the morning we'll go to work a little early so no
one sees you and call the manufacturer when they open at nine. They'll
tell us what to use as a solvent and either Angie or I will run out and
get it. We'll get the breasts off safely and without having you stab
yourself and you can go to your meeting. Then, everything will be ok.
Alright?"
William shook his head. "What if we can't get them off? How will I deal
with the meeting then?"
Kateri thought for a moment. "Well... we'll cross that bridge when and
if we come to it. If worse comes to worse then maybe you could just
participate using Zoom or something. You know, like Lorraine could say,
'Our accountant is not on site today, but he's joining us remotely.'
That might work, right?"
William shrugged and shook his head. He had no response. His adrenaline
was still running far too high to think straight. He was in no mood to
see a positive outcome right now.
"Willy, it's getting late," Angela said. "I know how upset you are, but
we all need to get some sleep. Please, just calm down. We'll be able to
think more clearly in the morning. I think that Kat's plan is the best
one we have right now."
William remained silent.
Kateri hugged him and whispered, "Come on, babe. I'll stay the night,
ok? Let's just get to bed. I'll sleep with you. You've already said some
things that you can't take back. Let's not make it any worse."
She guided William towards the stairs. Angela stood and looked at her
mother. "Are you coming to bed, mom?"
Her mother shook her head. "No, Angie. I think I'll just sit here for a
few minutes. I have a lot to think about."
Angela looked at William and opened her eyes wide, then indicated her
mother. He took a deep breath and told Kateri to go ahead up and get
ready. Then he shook his head and walked back to the couch and sat down.
The two sat there in silence until finally his mother said, "I didn't
mean for this to happen, Willy."
"I know, mom, but it did happen and now I have to deal with it. I'm just
so tired of having to deal with problems that you create for me."
She shook her head. "I don't mean just that, Willy. Not just the
breasts. I mean... this... this hatred of me that you have. I didn't
mean for that to happen. I really wanted to be a good mother, I just...
didn't know how."
William exhaled and shook his head again. "I never said that I hate you,
mom."
"Willy, people who love each other don't treat each other like we do. I
don't know why I couldn't love you two more, but... some people are just
not good at it, Willy, and I am terrible at it. I hear myself say
demeaning things to you, things about your height and appearance, and I
hate myself for it, but I do it anyway, and I don't know why. I do the
same thing to Angie, but... hell, I've done it to everyone my whole
life."
"Mom..." William really did not want to have this conversation, but it
seemed like he'd started it, so he needed to continue. "I was... I am...
very upset about..." he motioned to his newly acquired bust, "...this...
and I just lost my temper. Look... I know that you love me in your own
way, that you love Angela like that, too... I never doubted that. I just
got really mad and I said things I shouldn't have said. I'm sorry.
Please... can we just forget about it and go to bed?"
She looked at him with red rimmed eyes. "Willy... everything you said is
true. I've always blamed you and Angie for how hard things always were.
Willy... Willy, I... I've always wanted the best for us, but I could
never figure out how to do it and... Jesus, I hate to say this, Willy,
but I have to clear the air... You've always been so... aloof. So...
independent, Willy. Like you never needed me. Like... when you were a
toddler. I'd hug you, and you'd squirm away. I may not have known how to
give love, Willy, but when I tried... you never seemed to know how to
take it, either. I hated that... and I hated how much you looked like
your father... and I hated how much smarter than me you were, even as a
child... but I tried, Willy, I tried so, so hard to love you. I even
thought I did. At least... I thought that you believed I did."
"Mom..."
"Let me finish, Willy. What you just said... all of it... It's all true.
I've done terrible things to everyone I've ever been close to. Your
father, Angie's father, my sisters, my parents... everyone. I've treated
you and Angie as if you were burdens instead of letting you in to my..."
she was suddenly sobbing, "... heart. I was a terrible daughter, a
terrible sister, then I was a terrible mother and now... my God, Willy,
I may have maimed your chest and I was trying to act as if it was no big
deal so no one would blame me. What the hell kind of a person am I,
Willy?" By this point, she could not hold back everything that she'd
kept locked up for so long and she buried her face in her hands and just
wept.
William's skin tingled. He didn't know why, but he was feeling so many
emotions that his skin was actually tingling with them. The worst part
of it all though was that his mother was crying and he had caused it.
He'd said things so terrible that he'd mad his mother actually cry.
And he didn't know what to do about it.
He looked about to see if maybe, just maybe, Angie or Kat were nearby
and could offer advice, but he was alone with his mother and needed to
do something now. He rose and stood by his mother, then he knelt in
front of her and raised her head so that he could slip his shoulder
under her head, then pull her close to rest her head on his shoulder.
"I don't hate you, mom. I love both you and Angie as much as any son or
brother could possibly love his family. I mean that, mom, but this
whole... breast thing just has me crazy. Can you forgive me for saying
what I said?"
His mother looked up shook her head. "There's nothing to forgive, Willy.
Everything you said was true."
"No, it wasn't, mom. I have no right to judge you and I'm sorry that I
did. I know that you didn't use the wrong glue on purpose. It was
just... a accident."
"A stupid, stupid accident, Willy."
"Yes, but a accident nonetheless. You didn't do it on purpose and I was
an ass for thinking that you did. Now... come on. Let's stand up."
William stood and helped his mother to her feet, his naked breasts
bouncing with the movement. "Hug me." He requested once they were both
standing. He was shorter than his mother, so now his head was resting on
her shoulder.
"I'm sorry, Willy. I'm so sorry." That was the first time that William
ever heard his mother say those words and it made him feel... good, in
an odd way, but even more than that, he felt... closer to his mother
than he'd ever felt. "I failed. I failed you and Angie and me. I failed
everyone."
"Mom," William said, quietly, "I know that you haven't had it easy and
that being alone with two kids was a challenge. It wasn't easy for Angie
and me, either, but we always knew that you loved us, mom. Even if you
doubted it, we knew that you loved us and we don't doubt it now,
either."
His mother sniffled back her tears and nodded. "I'm trying to do better,
Willy. I really am. I mean, I've been going to church and AA for five
years now. I promise, I'm trying to do better."
William loosened his hug and moved back a little so that he could see
his mother's tear covered face. "I know, mom. So am I." He smiled a
little as he wiped away some of her tears. "We're ok, right?"
She forced a smile, too, as she nodded. "We're better than ok,
Willy."she looked at her son's soft face. "We're pretty good, I think."
"And you'll go to bed, now, mom, right? I mean... you're usually ok to
just have one glass of wine, but..."
She touched his cheek and smiled. "Willy... the bottle is empty. I only
had one small glass, as usual. Wine was never my problem and there's no
more alcohol in the house. You can trust me. I'll go to bed and go to
sleep. I promise."
"Ok," he kissed her cheek. "I think I should try to get some sleep"
As he stepped away, his mother let out a small laugh. "Those breasts are
impressive, Willy. If you'd been born a girl, you never would have
gotten breasts that big from me."
William nodded. "I think Angie is actually jealous."
"To tell you the truth, so am I."
XXX
William got very little sleep that night. His normal anxiety about the
upcoming meeting would have made him restless under the best
circumstances, but the breasts made it difficult to get comfortable. If
he rolled onto a side, the breasts pulled uncomfortably on his chest,
sleeping on his stomach was out of the question and he was unused to
sleeping on his back.
Kateri was up before six, so the two of them dressed quietly and headed
to Kateri's house. The breasts made any of William's dress shirts
unwearable, so he wore his normal suit pants and dress shoes, but took
his dress shirt, jacket and tie with him and he covered himself with an
old, normally loose fitting, sweat shirt, which was kind of tight that
morning, to cover his breasts. Even his winter coat was snug when he
zipped it up.
He sent his mother and sister a text telling them that they'd left early
so Kateri could shower and change and that they were planning on getting
to the office by 8:30 so that William could sneak into his office
unnoticed.
Before they left Kateri's house, she pulled a box out of her closet and
dug through a supply of brown polo shirts, until pulling out one and
holding it up to William to check the fit. "What size shirt do you
usually wear?" She asked.
"Men's extra small of boy's large. Why?"
"Try this one on," she handed him the shirt. Unlike most of William's
polo shirts, this one was made of a silky, moister wicking material and
it also had the Firefly logo on the left breast. William removed his old
sweat shirt and pulled the shirt over his head. Kateri nodded. "That's a
woman's small. It looks better than the sweat shirt."
William shrugged at the shirt. He was fine with it, but hoped to be
wearing his dress shirt in a few hours. "Why do you have a box of
Firefly shirts in your closet?"
Kateri closed the box and returned it to the closet. "They're from a
team building event a few years ago. I was in charge of getting them
made and we ended up with more than we needed. I didn't throw them out
because I figured that we'd needed them someday. Turns out I was right."
She looked him over carefully. The garment was made for a woman's shape
and nicely conformed to the shape of his plump breasts and narrow belly
and hips. 'It looks nice on you," she let out a little giggle, "but you
could use a bra. You're a wee bit nipple-y, young lady."
William looked at his chest and grimaced. Kateri was correct, the
nipples on his breasts were noticeably protruding through the shiny
fabric.
"Come on, let's get going," Kateri put her arm around him and led him
towards the door. "I'll treat you to a scrumptious breakfast at Mickey-
D's drive through on the way."
XXX
"Wow, you guys are in early," Firefly's ever friendly receptionist,
Raquel bubbled as Kateri and William entered the company's lobby at
eight twenty. The twenty-something girl was busying herself at the
reception area snack table, replenishing the K-cups and energy bars.
"I'm usually alone here until a few minutes before nine. Today, it's
like Grand Central Station around here."
Kateri stopped in her tracks. "Really? Why? Who's here already?"
Raquel was surprised by the question, but always happy to chat. "Oh,
well, Lorraine was already in when I got here, but Tess and a few women
from her department came in about ten minutes ago, and that new intern,
Angela, just showed up."
Kateri let out a long breath. She'd hoped to have William in his office
before anyone got there, but there was no way to get to William's office
without passing Lorraine's.
"I guess everyone is a little anxious about that meeting today," Raquel
continued, undeterred by the fact that no one else was contributing to
the conversation. She looked at Kateri and William with her usual big,
supportive smile. "I guess it's a big day."
"I guess," Kateri plastered on a big smile and she ushered William
towards The Pit.
"Keep your coat zipped up. I thought we'd beat Lorraine into the office
today," Kateri whispered as they passed the game tables.
"Let's just pass her door as normally as possible and maybe she won't
look up." William offered.
When they passed the CEO's door, no one was in the office. They both let
out a sigh of relief just as a voice called from the conference room,
"Bill, I'm glad you're here early. Come on in and go through these
figures with Tess and me one more time."
When they turned to look, Lorraine had already turned her back to them
and reentered the conference room.
William took a deep breath. "Well, so much for stealth. Here goes
nothing."
"Hey, guys," Angela said, a bit solemnly. "I brought you coffee. It's in
Willy's office.
Kateri rolled her eyes. "It'll have to wait. Billy's been called into
the conference room. Come on. You and I will go in for support."
They all entered the room quietly. William went in about ten feet while
the women waited by the door.
"Ok, great," Lorraine was talking a mile a minute without looking up,
"Bill, these projections that you worked out with Tess are excellent,
but they focus on moderate sales figures. Where are the figures that you
guys had that mirrored the sales from the previous edition of the game?
I think those figures are more encouraging for the investors and since
we have a rep from BHI coming in today, I'd like to be as positive..."
Lorraine looked up at that point and saw William's worried expression
and then noticed that Kateri and Angela were standing in the doorway
with equally worried faces.
"Bill?" She asked, concerned. "Is something wrong?"
William was still searching for the correct words to explain this
ridiculous situation to his boss.
When he said nothing, Lorraine looked to the doorway. "Kat? Is there
something I can help you with?"
Kateri found herself in the same situation as William, unable to find
her voice.
"Well?" Lorraine was in a rush to get back to her prep for the meeting.
"Take off your coat, Willy," Angela finally said.
William sighed and unzipped the coat, pulling it from his shoulders.
"Oh, shit!" Tess laughed as she covered her mouth. "Bill! What the
hell?"
Lorraine just stared, slack jawed, for at least twenty seconds, then sat
back in her chair. "What, exactly is going on, Bill? Is this a joke of
some kind? Because if it is than you picked a hell of day to suddenly
develop a sense of humor."
William gave them a synopsis of the events of the previous evening.
Kateri took over, "We're calling the manufacturer at nine to find out
how to get them off. Hopefully, we'll have them off in plenty of time
for the meeting."
"And if you don't?" Lorraine seemed more angry than Kateri had expected.
"Well... we were thinking that, maybe, Bill could participate remotely
on Zoom."
Lorraine tossed the papers she was holding onto the conference table and
shook her head. "I don't like that idea. There's always a delay and too
much distance between the person asking the question and the person on
Zoom. If one of the investors, especially the Bunker Hill rep, asks a
question, I'd rather that you were in the room so that you can look them
in the eye and give them an honest answer that they feel comfortable
with." She glanced at Angela. "What about you, Angie? Are you capable of
answering questions at the meeting?"
Angela went pale as she looked around the room. "Oh, no, ma'm, I don't
think I am. Not yet. I'm sorry."
Lorraine rubbed her forehead and looked at the table. "Jesus, Mary and
Joseph," she muttered. "I don't believe this."
"Whatever we do," Tess said, seemingly still amused by William's
predicament, "we need to get Bill a bra, because it's not cold in here,
but Bill's nipples are feeling a chill."
"Shut up, Tess and let me think." Lorraine said as she sighed.
Tess seemed to be in no way offended by Lorraine's harsh words and went
right on staring at William and shaking her head.
With more sighs and head shakes, Lorraine went into business mode and
looked for a solution. "Ok, I want you in the room, that's a given, but
I don't want you there looking like that. No offense, Bill, but you look
ridiculous. Like a guy with boobs. That would be too distracting. So -
if we CAN get the boobs off, then we're good and it's business as
usual."
"Yes," Bill said, hopefully.
"And if not?" Lorraine looked at Tess. "Ideas?"
"Well..." Tess looked at William and considered things. "We could say
that Bill is transitioning. You know, like he'd been on hormones and got
great results quicker than expected. Chances are, the next time that BHI
sent a rep, it wouldn't be the same person and by then Bill would be
flat chested again."
Lorraine shook her head in disgust. "So, what, he just grew breasts over
night and came to an important meeting dressed like that?"
"Maybe they won't even ask," Kateri offered. "I mean, it's not that
unusual to see someone who really is transitioning nowadays, right? And
it'd be rude to ask... right?"
"They'll ask," Lorraine interrupted. "Bunker Hill doesn't like the toys
we have in The Pit, for crying out loud. If they see Bill looking like
that, they will definitely ask about it. They are a bunch of old money
assholes who will have very firm, very old fashioned opinions about
sexual identity, but we can't afford to have them pull their money out
of Firefly."
They were quiet for a moment, until Angela spoke with a lot of
uncertainty. "He could... or... we could get him..."
"Just say it, Angie," Lorraine instructed.
"A dress..." she said to silence. "We could, you know, dress him up
like, well, us, and he could just be, well... just another girl who
works here."
Lorraine looked at Angela, then at William and the at Tess. "Well?
You're the fashion maven. Could he pass as a women?"
Tess looked at William and considered his size, body shape and face.
"It's possible, I guess."
"You're not seriously considering..." William started to protest, but
Lorraine held up her hand.
"Bill, according to your story, you're planning on coming to work as a
woman tomorrow, anyway, and this is a pretty tenuous position that you
put us in, so I don't really want to hear about it. Even if you come
across as boyish and you're dressed in a dress or suit and wearing
makeup, then they'll just assume that you're a boyish girl, and
honestly, I don't think that it would take much to make you pretty."
Suddenly, she raised her voice and shouted, "Raquel!"
Seconds later, the girl was in the conference room. "Yes, Lorraine?"
"Raquel, call down to the salon on the first floor and see if Dhaveed is
available. If he is, connect him to the phone in here."
"Yes, ma'm" the girl smiled and hurried away.
Kateri spoke when Raquel was gone. "Look, Lorraine, I'm not sure that
this is a great idea..."
"Then let's hope that you get those things off of him," Lorraine said
without emotion as the phone rang and she picked up the receiver.
"Hello?... Ahh, Dhaveed, thank you for taking my call. We may have an
emergency here... No, no, not me... See, well, long story short, one of
my male employees finds himself in an odd position and I may need for
you to do something with his hair and makeup... Yes, that's the point.
I'd want him to pass as a woman... No, he's actually rather tiny..." She
glanced at her watch. "We'll know in ten minutes or so, but he'd have to
be ready to go for a meeting at eleven thirty. I'd like him ready
earlier than that if possible... Dhaveed, you are an angel, my dear!
Yes, yes, thank you. I'll let you know either way."
She hung up the phone and looked around the room. "Dhaveed is on standby
and he is the best stylist I know. Now," she looked at her watch again,
"I believe it is nine o'clock. Give me the number. I'll make the call
the manufacturer and put it speaker so you can hear."
Kateri handed Lorraine a piece of paper with the number written on it.
The numbers were punched and the phone rang several times before someone
picked it up.
"Good morning. Goodman Industrial Adhesives. How may I direct your
call?"
"Yes, good morning. I need some information regarding one of your
adhesives. One of my employees used the product and now has a... foreign
substance stuck to his skin and we need to know how to remove it."
"Oh, dear," the person on the other end sounded concerned. "Please hang
on for Mister Randolph."
A little light classical music played before someone picked up. "Good
morning. This is Frank Randolph. How can I assist you?"
"Good morning, Frank. My name is Lorraine and we're having a problem
here. One of my employees used your permanent adhesive last night and
accidentally attached something to his skin. How can we get that off of
him."
The man grunted before he spoke. "Well, Lorraine, that depends on the
material he bonded to himself and where on his body the item is
attached."
"Well," Lorraine shook her head as she realized she'd have to explain.
"You see, my employee was trying on a costume that would require him to
wear artificial breasts, and..."
"So there are two silicone breasts on his chest, then, right," Frank cut
to the chase.
"That is correct."
"Honest to God," the man said with disgust. "Ok, Lorraine, so you'll
need to use our medium solvent. Once silicone is attached, it's
difficult to get off. Our gentle solvent will get the product off of
your fingers if you just have a residue, but it won't touch something
like this, and our maximum strength solvent will burn his skin, so take
your time and keep working the solvent under the breasts. It'll take a
few hours, but it'll come off."
"Thank you, Frank. And can we pick that up at Home Depot, then?"
Suddenly, Frank seemed confused. "Well... no, of course not. You need a
chemical use permit to use any of our products. Doesn't your business
have one?"
"No, Frank. We make video games."
"Where did the original can of adhesive come from, then?"
When Lorraine could not answer that, Angela leaned forward and spoke.
"Umm, I'm not sure where the can originally came from, but we used it in
a public service project when I was in high school. It just ended up in
my mother's closet."
"God Almighty," Frank was suddenly very irritated. "Look, Lorraine, you
are going to have to find a company that uses our products, then hope
that they are willing to help your guy out. This is a gross misuse of
our product and use by an unlicensed person is very problematic."
Lorraine looked at the three of them with a bit of disgust. "I
understand, Frank, and I do apologize. How can I find a nearby company
that might be able to assist us?"
"According to my phone, you're calling from the 508 area code. That's
Massachusetts, right? I'll have my assistant fax you a copy of our
customers in your area. Look for it this afternoon."
"Fax it? Couldn't you just email it to me now?"
"Sorry," Frank said. "Emails aren't secure enough. Just give your fax
number and I'll get there in a few hours."
Lorraine gave him their fax number, thanked him and hung up. "Raquel!"
The girl was there in seconds. "Call Dhaveed and tell him you'll be down
there in five minutes with Bill." Then she turned and looked at Angela.
"Do you know Bill's sizes?"
"Umm, yeah, I do. I got them when I went with Kat to get his costume for
last week."
"Good," she turned to Tess. "You take Angie over to the mall on Rt 20.
There's a Talbot's, a J Crew, a Nordstrom's... you should be able to
find everything you need there. And Tess - make sure he looks at least
as good as a woman as he does as a man. Now, go."
Everyone started to go, including Kateri, but Lorraine stopped her.
"Kat, I need you here."
"Oh," Kateri looked at William who was following Raquel out the door. "I
was going to go downstairs with Billy."
"I need you to set up the meeting with me. That's usually Raquel's job,
but obviously, she's otherwise engaged."
"But, I... Billy's going to be pretty confused by what they're taking
about down there. He's never been to a salon before."
"You know what they say, Kat - What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
He'll be fine. Besides, you and I need to talk. First thing, though,
let's get the troops together and explain all of this to them. We don't
want someone seeing Bill and saying something stupid."
XXX
"Oh, well this is a nice surprise!" Dhaveed said as he spread an apron
across William. "When Lorraine said that she was sending down a man, I
was worried. You're still a boy, though. How old are you, sweetie?"
"Twenty four," William replied, petrified of what was going to happen.
"Really," Dhaveed was a very flamboyant man of middle eastern heritage
who was obviously wearing makeup and had beautifully sculpted his
eyebrows. William had never really encountered a man who took such pains
to look good. "I'd have guessed much younger, but that's not why we're
here, right? So, we need to send you back upstairs looking like a well
groomed female executive, right? Well, you are already cute as a button,
so this will be easy. Luckily, you have enough hair to work with. Let's
get that hair washed and colored, then we'll figure out the rest."
"Colored?" William asked, even more scared than before. "What color?"
Dhaveed laughed. "Don't worry, honey, nothing drastic. I'm picturing you
with something cute and sassy. I think we'll just be lightening you up a
bit and adding a few gold highlights, maybe a little red, too. Trust me,
girl, you will love it. There's a reason that people say I'm the best."
XXX
"Hi, Tess!" The saleswoman welcomed them into the large department
store's women's department. "It's nine thirty on a work day. Pretty
unusual time to see you out shopping."
"It's an emergency, Sue," Tess replied. "This is Angie and we're looking
to get a nice, simple suit for a colleague of ours. Long story short,
she's a small, thin girl with almost no hips or butt and we need her
looking great for a meeting at 11:30. She need everything - Suit, top,
shoes, stocking, bra, panties - everything."
"Oh, so the clock's ticking. Follow me. Pants or skirt?"
"She'd prefer pants," Angela said.
"But there's less to worry about with a skirt," Tess said. "Let's go
with a skirt, Sue."
"Great, what size?"
Angela ran down the list of sizes she knew. "I know she has a C cup
breast, but I'm not sure of her band size."
"That's ok," Sue said. "I can make an educated guess with what you've
given me. I take it this girl is fairly short, too, right? So, let's
start in petites and see what we have. What does she do at your office?"
"She's an accountant." Tess said, looking at the multitude of
selections.
"An accountant," the saleswoman mused. "So nothing garish. Something
sensible that says 'trustworthy.' Something dark, maybe. Black or navy
blue. Ooh, look at this. It's royal blue but very classy. Nice lapels
with a pretty stitching, one button front, hip length hem on the jacket
and the pencil skirt comes to just above the knee. We have the skirt in
a straight pencil style or a tight, hobble style with a slit in the
front. The skirt and jacket are lined in a gold silk and breathe really
well. I have the same suit in charcoal and it's one of my favorites."
"Wow, that's perfect, Sue. Don't you think, Angie?" Tess touched the
expensive material.
'It's beautiful," Angela agreed.
"You're a miracle worker, Sue. How about a top?"
"Well," Sue considered the suit for a moment. "You say she's a C cup, so
she's a little girl with a lot going on. Let's stay away from anything
too form fitting." She walked along a row of blouses, the stopped and
grabbed something. "This would be perfect. A nice, loose fitting shell.
It's sleeveless and has this lovely little key hole opening in the front
with a little pearl button in the center of the neck. Perfect, right?"
The soft yellow top was perfect. It would be modest, but kind of sexy on
William's contoured chest. It was very, very sheer, but had a silk
camisole that was designed to go with it.
"I love it. Do you think that little pearl button is enough decoration
or should we get her a necklace?" Tess asked, shocking Angela with her
rapid fire approach to getting what was needed.
"When we go to shoes, we'll stop in jewelry. Something simple around the
neck might be nice, but if she has pearls to wear as earrings, that
would work."
Tess took out her phone and dialed as Sue said, "Let's look at lingerie.
We'll get her a nice bra and panty set and when I wear a suit like this,
I prefer a nice, comfortable, full length slip under it. Even though the
dress has a lining, it just kind of completes the look and feel of the
suit."
XXX
"Hello?" Raquel said into her phone. "Ok. Ok. Ok, Tess. Yes, I'll tell
him." She disconnected the call.
"Tell me what?" William asked.
"Not you," Raquel looked to the hairdresser. "Dhaveed, we have an issue.
Bill will be wearing a skirt suit and his top will be sleeveless. Can
you do his legs and pits?"
"No problem at all," Dhaveed grinned. "He looked at William. Once I get
the color in, I'll just use some Nair on your arms, legs and pits. No
big deal, honey. Trust me, you'll like it."
"I doubt it," William muttered under his breath.
"Ellie!" Dhaveed called across the salon and a young woman came running.
"Look at his fingers, baby. Terrible, right? He's going to need some
nails. Nothing long, maybe just past the fingers. A deep color that he
can wear everyday to work in an office. A deep red, maybe. We'll do his
toes, too, just in case they get him open toed shoes."
"What are we doing here," Ellie asked in a nonjudgmental tone. "Drag
queen? Costume party? What?"
"No, he's going full 'girl next door' for a few days. I'll fill you in
later. Make sure he can still use his fingers though. I'll have his hair
color ready in five minutes, then you can work on him while the color
sets."
XXX
"A folder at every seat, an empty glass for water and a pen above the
folder and make sure that each pen works and that our logo is well
printed on it. Every now and then there's a smudge from the printers."
Lorraine was pointing at each item and giving Kateri very specific
instructions.
Kateri shook her head in amazement. She was an artist, for crying out
loud, and a damned good one. Now, she was expected to do Raquel's job.
To be a receptionist. "Look, Lorraine, I'm willing to help out and all,
but I'm an artist, not a receptionist and..."
"You're an artist in a department of fourteen artists, Kat, and you're
not even my best artist, and you made my accountant, who is a department
of ONE, look like a side show exhibit on a day when I need him to shine.
So, would this artist like to do the job of a receptionist for a few
hours or would this artist like to become the assistant to the
receptionist on a full time basis?"
Kat's stomach became a big knot all of a sudden. "Yeah, I get that,
Lorraine, and I apologize, but why don't I go down stairs with Billy and
send Raquel back up. She knows how to do all of this."
Lorraine looked at her employee and shook her head. "Look, Kat, I have
no problem with employees dating, but it doesn't take a genius to see
that you are turned on by getting Bill into women's clothing. That suit
and those shoes he wore last week? Come on, you got into that, didn't
you? And now, you're dressing him up as woman for Friday? This is a game
to you Kat. It's a game of 'How Girly Can I Make My Boyfriend,' and I
need that game to stay at home unless we're doing a costume day. Bill is
getting a make over in order to make him presentable, not to get you
excited. Understood? So let Dhaveed do whatever he needs to do and you
can pretend that Bill is your girlfriend afterwards."
Kat was horrified and embarrassed by what Lorraine had said - mostly
because a lot of it was true. She tried to explain that Lorraine was
wrong, but Lorraine just waved her off. "Honestly, Kat, what you two do
is between you two and one hundred percent cool with me, as long as it
stays out of the office, but right now... Get the conference room ready
or pack up your desk, because I have too much at stake today to have any
more conversations about this."
Kateri nodded and headed towards the conference room as quickly as she
could.
XXX
"Thanks, Tess," Raquel said as she disconnected the call and looked at
Dhaveed. "A royal blue skirt and jacket and a yellow shell. The shell
has a teardrop opening at the neckline with a little pearl button."
"Perfect," Dhaveed smiled. "That will help us coordinate his makeup
better. Now, that pearl button... I think we can tie that in, too."
"How?" Raquel asked.
Dhaveed winked. "You'll see."
XXX
"A simple, classic, black pump goes with everything," Sue said, holding
the shoe as if she was a spokesmodel. "Since she's a little girl, you
might want to consider a taller heel."
"I wouldn't go too high," Angela said. "She doesn't have a lot of
experience with high heels."
"These are beautifully made," Sue pointed out. "They are very easy on
the feet and walking in them is a breeze."
Tess looked at the shoe. "I like them, but Angie's right. Let's stick to
a simple two inch heel."
"I think that's everything," Angela said, looking at the clothing that
Sue had assembled for them.
"I think you're right," Tess agreed. "Can you just charge this to
Firefly, Sue?"
"You got it," the saleswoman smiled. "Let me bag these and you can be on
your way." She walked away.
"That was fun," Tess smiled. "I've never shopped for a guy before at all
and I certainly never shopped got a skirt suit for a guy. He's going to
look adorable in this, Angie."
"I really hope this works, Tess. Willy is really sensitive about being
embarrassed. He has to look good or we're never going to get him into
that conference room."
"Angie, I know Dhaveed and if he says that Bill is going to look great,
then he's going to look great."
XXX
"Ok, Kat, the room looks great. You've done a great job setting it up."
"Thank you, Lorraine," Kateri pushed her hair back from her face and
tried to appreciate all the work that she'd done, hauling materials and
cases of water and pastries into the conference room. "I'll just go back
to my desk, then."
Lorraine stopped her. "Not just yet, Kat. I need you to cover reception
until Raquel gets back."
If she didn't have a mortgage and a car payment, that would have been
the straw that broke the camel's back for Kateri. But she did have those
payments and lots more, so she just nodded and made to head to
reception.
"Kat," Lorraine stopped her. "Thank you. You did very good work here and
Raquel should be back up pretty soon. I apologize if I was harsh
earlier, but... well, to tell you the truth, you and Bill really ticked
me off this morning."
Kateri nodded. "Yeah. I figured that out. Look, Lorraine, I love my job,
but it is only a job and I don't ever want to have to discuss whatever
Bill and I do outside of this office again. That's just between me and
him."
Lorraine nodded. "Let's make a deal. If you never bring Bill into work
with fake boobs glued to his chest again, then I will never ask you
about your personal life again. Does that sound fair?"
Kateri smirked and nodded. "Deal. I'll be in reception if you need me."
XXX
"Where is he?" Angela asked Dhaveed as she and Tess entered the salon
carrying everything they'd purchased.
"In the back room," Dhaveed smiled, devilishly. "I think that our new
baby girl got a little overwhelmed when she saw herself. I brought her
outback before she lost control out here."
Angela looked towards the door to the back room. "Oh... well... thank
you, Dhaveed. I guess I should go get him dressed." She added the bag
that Tess was carrying to her pile and headed in that direction, but
Dhaveed stopped her with a question.
"Are you the sister?"
Angela stopped and nodded.
"Well, sweetie, I should warn you... there is no 'he' back there. I took
all of the 'he' out of that little girl and I'm not sure that it's ever
coming back. Be gentle."
The look of confusion that passed over Angela's face made Dhaveed smile.
"Just go back there, honey. You'll see what I mean."
The back room was a combination break room, storeroom, kitchenette with
a small lavatory attached. Probably due to the fact the business
specialized in creating beauty, an inordinate about of wall space in the
back room was dedicated to a large, floor to ceiling mirror so that
employees could check their appearance before heading out into the
salon.
"Oh... excuse me. I was looking for..." Andrea said, as she entered the
back room and found a small woman with golden blonde hair and red
highlights, cut into an adorable little pixieish hairdo with
asymmetrical bangs, spiked shaped 'sideburns' hanging near her ears,
each of which was adorned with a small, faux pearl, pierced earring, and
an asymmetrical undercut in the rear of the woman's hair gave the
impression that this was a perfectly made doll rather than an actual
woman. The woman's well sculpted, not overly thin, eyebrows had been
shaded to match her hair and her makeup was... extraordinary. Plump,
deep red, wet, velvety lips, plump, shaded cheeks, youthful, wide eyes
with delicate lashes and just enough color on her eyelids to make
anyone, man or woman, take note.
In short, she was a beautiful jewel of woman.
A couple of things were odd about her, though. First was that she was
wearing a brown polo shirt with the Firefly logo on her, impressive,
left breast. Second was that she was not wearing any pants or a skirt,
but rather a pair of men's, white BVD briefs.
As Angela processed all of these things, she also noticed that the woman
was crying.
And, something about her looked familiar.
"Willy?" She said, when she finally found her voice. "Willy? Is that
you?"
The woman nodded, and then shook. It was a bit of a quiver at first, but
then, as she tried to speak, the quiver grew to full blown shaking. She
nodded, then gasped through her tears, "Yeah. Yeah, it's me. Or... it
was me. Look at me, Angie. I'm gone. I'm not William any more. I'm...
I'm not sure who or what I am, but..."
Finally able to move, Angela laid down her packages and ran to hold her
brother. As he cried into her shoulder, she tried to calm him "It's ok,
Willy. It's just some makeup and hair dye. Your hair will grow out.
Don't worry. It'll be ok. Just calm down so we can get you dressed and
let's just get through today. Come on, now, Willy. Breathe. Just
breathe."
William took deep breaths and tried to calm down. "I can't go up there,
Angie. They'll all laugh. I'll be humiliated. Angie, I can't do this."
"Hey, hey, hey, come on, now." Angela soothed. "Willy, everyone at
Firefly knows that you had to do this and that you are doing it for
them. It's true, Willy. Tess talked to Lorraine and Lorraine told
everyone that you needed to do this in order to keep the investors from
pulling out. No one will laugh, Willy. Everyone will be very grateful. I
promise."
It took a moment, but eventually, William lifted his head from his
sister's shoulders and took a breath. "Really? You don't think they'll
laugh at me?"
"No, Willy, no, they won't. Everyone understands and everyone is behind
you. Honest."
He stepped away from his sister and thought for a moment, catching his
reflection in the mirror again. "This is crazy." He muttered.
"But necessary," Angela said, supportively. "Just for today, Willy."
"That's not what I mean," William shook his head. "Look at me. I look
ten times better like this than I ever did before. I thought I was a
man, but I look better as a woman. I'm not even sure who I am, anymore."
"Hey!" Angela said with more force than he expected. "Look at that girl
in the mirror. You know who that is. That girl is my older brother
William and he is the smartest man I know. And right now, he's the
prettiest girl in my family - me included." Then her voice softened a
bit, "Although we do look a lot alike when you wear makeup. Hmm. Maybe I
should have Dhaveed do my hair and makeup just like yours."
William let out one tired laugh and cracked just a small smile. "Thanks,
Ang. What time is it?"
"Five to eleven."
"I guess I should get dressed, then."
"Atta girl!" Angela smiled and kissed his cheek. "Come on. I'll help
you."