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Wolf Mountain, Home Improvements It had been six days since the welcome party and people kept dropping by from time to time. Always bringing some gift or something to welcome her to the Clan. As a result she now had her own start of an herb garden, many of the little plants she was told actually helped the effects of a hangover. Some were cold remedies, others had healing properties. She asked Jake about the four rows of corn that he was growing in the little clearing beside...
I don't know why I brought it up that night. I had thought of it many times, but I guess the frustration and the wine had pushed me to it. Ellen and I had not had sex in almost two years. I masturbated, but no intercourse or oral sex. Plus Ellen still looked fantastic, although she went to great lengths to not be seen nude by me. Her breasts were still firm and at 36 C they were beautiful. She still had an hourglass shape, and her larger hips balanced any thickness around her...
ChapterIII Nescafe Goes Wild In America And Hubby Approves. (Interracial, MMM……F, DP, BBC, BJ, Anal, Slut Wife, Cuckold) Introduction : My name is Aziz, I am a 45 years old businessman from Casablanca. My wife Nescafe (that’s her nickname), is 15 years younger than me. She is a very tall (almost 6’) and very sexy babe with the most perfect body you could ever imagine! She‘s got the most perfect boobs, a small waist, large sexy hips, and the biggest booty in town. With the purest and...
ChapterIII Nescafe Goes Wild In America And Hubby Approves. (Interracial, MMM……F, DP, BBC, BJ, Anal, Slut Wife, Cuckold) Introduction : My name is Aziz; I am a 45 years old businessman from Casablanca. My wife Nescafe (that’s her nickname), is 15 years younger than me. She is a very tall (almost 6’) and very sexy babe with the most perfect body you could ever imagine! She‘s got the most perfect boobs, a small waist, large sexy hips, and the biggest booty in town. With the purest...
Cuckold"Stop calling me daddy." Karajan pauses the movie. I'm in trouble now. Karajan is upset. He stares at me, and I have to look down. "Okay. I'm sorry." "Baby--look. Look at me." I look into his deep dark face. All these issues you have. Trust me, we'll get there. But we need to learn to love like normal people first. Take care of each other." "But I already do love you so much daddy!" And I start to hug him. But before I do... SMACK. Right in my face! I...
BEGINNINGS - DAY 3 - IMPROVEMENTS I woke up on Monday full of energy. I had such plans for the day. During the night I made the decision to purchase breast forms and was so excited about the prospect. I knew I had to take my time getting ready to go out so I took a long bath with oils and then fully moisturized by body with lotion. I spent a lot of time on my hair even though I hoped to have it styled later in the day. I also was meticulous about my makeup. I wanted to look...
Small Improvements It started gradually, so discreet at first, that I hardly noticed anything was changing. Just a simple comment on the state of my dry skin. "You know, you really ought to moisturise Jon. That skin around your forehead and nose is getting so dry. It really turns me off. I mean, if you leave it like that, in a few years you'll be like a prune." Judith was a new girl friend - we'd only been going out a few months, but I wanted to stay on her good side. After all,...
The house looked so old and creepy compared to the pictures I had seen, someone must have got it on a good day, and extremely good day. Oh well, I was meeting the owner and estate agent, I pushed myself through the rusted gate which howled as an animal in pain. I cringed at the noise but saw the porch light come on and two shadows appeared. I walked towards them, gripping the edge of my skirt, making sure I wasn’t going to flash to them. Stepping up the wooden steps a hand met mine. “Miss...
Group SexCleo and I started dating, seriously dating, within days of our first hook up. Cleo lived across the hallway from my apartment, so picking her up was as simple as walking across the hall and tapping on her door.Cleo was Asian in ethnicity, tall and slender, with an olive complexion and brown oval eyes that simply perfected her charm and sex appeal. Her jet-black hair reached down to the small of her back. She had a slender frame, but she was not skinny. While at home and alone, she rarely...
TrueAngel discovered sexual pleasure even before she had her first period. Her exploring fingers found her little clitoris and the hood and flaps of flesh surrounding it, and she was very surprised how much fun she could have gently rubbing her pussy in that area especially with some spit on her fingers. She didn't know what an orgasm was, but she enjoyed several dozen before she found out. By using a small mirror, she could actually see her clit and was amazed to discover that it was a little...
"Okay," Denise said. "But this doesn't prove anything." Her reaction surprised Patrick. He'd expected her to agree, of course. He was a mind controller; making his victims do what he wanted was his whole deal. What was surprising was her cool, calm reaction to his request that she take off her shirt. Patrick had been bullied his whole life - he'd grown up the archetypal nerd, and spent years trying to shake the image. Just before high-school ended, he'd started working out, and had...
April 20, 1988 Physically, Okeke was a large man in every way possible. He had a large square head, with a broad flat nose and big eyes that seemed to bulge out. His neck was like that on a bull. He had wide muscular shoulders, a barrel chest, and thick waist. His upper arms were bigger than the thighs on most men. His hands were large and beefy. His legs were like tree trunks. His voice was deep, loud, and carried forever. He had learned early in life that if he wanted something, all he...
This is another story based all too firmly in real life, there is much fictional about it, but there are uncomfortably real parts. Well, you write what you know, and I know something about this subject. It also came out a bit longer than I had anticipated. I try to corral my characters, as a rule, these refused, and the story kept writing itself until it reached the length you see here. I opened the closet and pulled out the pants. I had not worn them in years, perhaps as long as a decade. So...
Grade ImprovementBy: Londebaaz Chohan “Both of you are the Star players of the college Tennis team, both of you are rooming together in the dormitory room and both of you are failing in my class”. Luigi and Paul did listen the loud and clear voice of the Mathematics Professor, who saw them leaving the department premises but gestured them to get back to his office. “Bolt the door behind you”. He ordered. Luigi jumped to obey and then turned to face Prof. Shah who had taken a seat by now behind...
Body Improvements - The rarely seen Body Swap episode of Home Improvement By Caleb Jones & Eric ___ Chapter One - More Power Invention week on Tool Time was just a few weeks away and Tim had built one of his wacky high-powered inventions from a used C.A.T. Scan machine and other miscellaneous used equipment he picked at a sale. Tim was hoping to develop a super C.A.T. Scan which could totally analyze the human body even on an atomic level and pinpoint any problems...
Secondary Education By Tyla Flowers [email protected] Chapter 3 Self Improvement Please email me a comment if you are enjoying (or not) my story. Our apartment is dark, hot and empty when I get home. I am a latchkey kid, and have been since my dad went to jail for the penultimate time, when he got his second strike for dealing meth back in '02. Now, he's in for 25, and I am sure Mom is heading back into custody for parole violation. In her waste basket I find used...
Danny's Dick Part 2 - Some Improvement I guess some guys are "late bloomers." As I got into the beginning of my sophomore year things started to improve. Like it wasn't that I woke up some morning and overnight I had grown this huge penis, but I noticed that it seemed to be slowly getting bigger over the summer, and by the time school started in the fall, it was about 3" long. Now it's still nothing to brag about but I notice that I'm not getting as many stares from the guys in the...
The young maid led Zax to the manor's greenhouse. Two figures, Zetsa and Mrs. Edomachi, sat beside the glass table with cold drinks and sweets and had a pleasant chat. The two women, one B level Mist User, the other, E level Mist User, sensed Zax and the young maid long before they arrived and were ready to meet them. "Nura, offer our young guest refreshment and bring a tray of peeled fruits". Mrs. Edomachi requested and the young maid, Nura, nodded her head obediently and left to the...
My English tutor at university recently asked me to describe myself as if talking to a complete stranger. This is what I said:My name is Felicity Benson-Smith and I am almost 20 years old and studying English and Media Studies.Daddy owns a huge country estate and is extremely wealthy and is a financier whilst Mummy looks after things whilst he is away, which is very often.I am very slim and stand little more than five feet tall, even in my highest designer heels and I am the perfect Versace...
SpankingThe house looked so old and creepy compared to the pictures I had seen, someone must have got it on a good day, and extremely good day. Oh well, I was meeting the owner and estate agent, I pushed myself through the rusted gate which howled as an animal in pain. I cringed at the noise but saw the porch light come on and two shadows appeared. I walked towards them, gripping the edge of my skirt, making sure I wasn’t going to flash to them. Stepping up the wooden steps a hand met mine. “Miss...
It was still dark outside when Joan rolled over and looked at the alarm clock on the nightstand. 5:30. Mark had at least 30 minutes before he had to get out of bed and get ready for work. Maybe she thought, just maybe she could interest him in an early morning fuck. She remembered that when they were first married he would make love almost every morning, but for the past few years his passion had cooled and he always seemed preoccupied with his work. Well, no harm in trying she thought. She...
“Excuse me, sir, do you work here?”I was in my local big-box hardware store; more specifically the door lock section. I was thinking about changing to a keypad lock for one of my rental properties when a sweet, feminine voice asked me that question. I turned to see a thin, cute little red-head holding several different locks. She was probably no more than five-two, with soft blue eyes, a pixie nose and an impish grin.But what really got my blood rising (as well as something else) was the way...
First Timet was late Sunday afternoon when I pulled into the driveway of our beach house. This year was very different. In years past, when they went to school in the district where I taught, we all had the same week off and would go on vacation. Now since both daughters were going to different universities, all 3 of us had different spring breaks. Kevin, my husband was very busy at work, so maybe it was for the best. I decided that I would come down and do some much needed cosmetic work on our vacation...
I opened the closet and pulled out the pants. I had not worn them in years, perhaps as long as a decade. So why bother? a little voice demanded. Because maybe it's time, I snapped mentally. I looked at the pants for a moment longer, and then said aloud, "Let's do it." I slipped the burnished brass button through the buttonhole, and slowly unzipped the fly. I stepped into the legs, and tentatively pulled them up, pulling the ends of the waistband together. The fit was not right. My...
Sigh i dont know why but every account ive made so far keeps getting deleted ive posted over 300(vidoes gifs and pics combined) fixing my mistakes, apologizing on whatever post i shouldn't have posted. For some reason, none of that seems to really matter because the same depressing outcome occurs. All the hours upon hours i put into posting the pics, gifs, and vidoes(trying to make them look ethically pleasing) seems to be a waste tme when no matter what i do, the same gosh damn end result...
The year is 2030. The United States is under the dictatorship of a far-right religious sect, and has annexed Canada. All rights have been stripped from women: The vote, the ability to run a business, the right to say "no" to male sexual advances.I'm in my mid-30s and working at an investment firm in Toronto. All females are now required to be completely nude at all times. While outdoors, we are permitted to wear shoes. Once inside the building, however, we must remove them, so that we are...
Kim is a fairly normal nineteen year old girl. She goes to college, has friends and likes to go out. Currently she doesn't have a boyfriend but that's fine with her, she likes being single. Well she might change her mind if things go how she hopes they will. When she's not at school she works as a dancer at divine decadence, a lingerie modeling place. So really she's a stripper. Which is also fine by her, she loves being ogled. The one thing that sets her apart from most...
The car pulled into a lane, and Jen got a glimpse of the name of the street where she'd be living. She couldn't get a proper look, but she could have sworn it had said 'NudeVille.' Jen shook the thought out of her head. They pulled into her street but no one was around. It was raining slightly so she figured everyone must be inside. They pulled into their new drive and entered the house. It was nice, and had already been made and furnished. Jen was tired so she went straight to her new...
Twincest is best. James was the male counterpart, of a set of un-identical twin siblings. His twin sister, Danielle, shared his love for almost everything. They were almost inseparable until early teens; they had even created their own language they had dubbed, “Tweensh” and set up rules like not to teach Tweensh to anyone. But as is nature, James started noticing girls and despite blushing heavily and denying it, Danielle was noticing the opposite sex as well. After a few years, the twins...
My English tutor at university recently asked me to describe myself as if talking to a complete stranger. This is what I said: My name is Felicity Benson-Smith and I am almost 20 years old and studying English and Media Studies. Daddy owns a huge country estate and is extremely wealthy and is a financier whilst Mummy looks after things whilst he is away, which is very often. I am very slim and stand little more than five feet tall, even in my highest designer heels and I am the perfect Versace...
Stacy tossed and turned in her bed softly calling out, "No, you can't! Stop It!" She sat up in bed dripping a cold sweat. Her body shivered and she clutched a blanket around her tightly as she headed for the bathroom. "The nightmare had seemed so real!" Scattered images raced through her brain like looking at little bits of a movie film that had been cut into small pieces. "She had been fucking Neil!" She realized, "Of all the people she could dream about, it had to have been...
After his ‘discovery’ at the at the college fundraiser Sam had decided to lay low for a few weeks. He counted himself extremely lucky the police hadn’t kicked in his door in the wake of that debacle. Secure in his own home Sam found the confidence to return to his voyeuristic hobby. Peeking through his window blinds Sam had to admit pickings in the complex were getting slim. Below him eighteen year old Hayle Jones walked hand in hand with her new boyfriend. Sam could just make out a slight...
Taking a deep breath, I let myself in with a roguish smile breaking out on my face. Once inside, I know the drill: slip the key and twist a half-turn into the keyhole - little assurance. I rush upstairs and look around the room, a loud sigh escaping my lips. Here I am again! It's not like it's an alien landscape because I've spent a lot of time in my sister's flat lately.Given that she's an essential worker, she's out all day, so she's offered me her house to use whenever I need it as a...
Masturbation"That's right, James. Good job, you're all going to have to study hard so keep that in mind." The teacher said. James sat at his desk, a great start to first grade being the one student who got the right answer on the first question. But before he could react everything froze. The awkward classmates, his tired eyed teacher, even the fan blowing in the corner all froze. Before James could react the entire room and the people in it fell away from him out of sight. James found himself in a void of...
FantasyOnly three hours earlier, she had wrapped her arms around her husband’s thick neck, looked into his eyes, and promised him, “When you finish your shift, hurry home. But leave your costume on, I’ve always wondered what it would be like, making love to Santa Clause. My Christmas present to you is going to be best sex session we’ve ever had.” She kissed him soundly, then whispered in his ear, “You’ve been wanting to do anal, I’ll be ready. Anything my big Santa Clause wants, tonight he gets...
Busty blonde Alix Lynx is a naughty stepdaughter who loves to spend quality time with her stepdaddy. The two of them have a different kind of bonding time that may look a bit weird for some. Alix chills on the couch while wearing bright green overalls. The sight of her body in the tight suit makes her stepfather very horny. He can’t resist the temptation of fucking his stepdaughter’s tight pussy right there and then… The horny old champ forces Alix to bend over on the couch to...
xmoviesforyouThe week after my encounter with Debbie and I was finished with school. I wouldn't be going back after the summer and had only to wait until my birthday in July and I could leave the home too. That was a great summer, knowing that in a matter of weeks I would be free to go where I chose when ever I pleased. I could practically taste freedom and my spirits were higher than they had ever been.Within the first few weeks of summer I had met a girl who had just finished school and would be going to...
The Mother's Room Chapter 2 Since Rich is an avid sports fan, he often takes time off to watch the games, be it baseball, basketball, football, or even hockey. This gave Sarah and Dave plenty of opportunities for a rendezvous in the mother's room. They continued their torrid affair at every available opportunity. When she wasn't thrilling to the sensations Dave would induce throughout her being, Sarah was troubled. She was troubled by the knowledge that she was cheating on her long-term fiancé,...
Chapter 29 The bakery had been open for all of a day before Tim realized the problem with running a food business. Waste. He kept the ones he didn't sell that day and sold them for a reduced price the next. Even then, once his costs were covered, there wasn't much left in the way of profit. The door bell rang and Tim looked up from the assignment he was working on. He saw the flash of crimson and knew who it was. "Hey, Tim," the voice purred. "Umm... hi, Roxx," Tim said, their...
She had another “coming out,” this time as the porn star to all our friends and colleagues. Most were surprised, some seemed to know who Kiki was, some didn’t. They were surprised at her change in manner, Kiki was much more easy going than the acerbic Kennedy. Not many were surprised at the news of the engagement, I may have been the last to see that coming. It still did feel weird being engaged, I’d spent so long suppressing any attachment to Kennedy/Kiki, that I had difficulty expressing...
Cold winter weather is far from a guarantee in the south. Growing up we rarely had a White Christmas. And it was more likely to be sixty degrees and sunny. If not warmer.Weather permitting, my family celebrated Christmas Eve outdoors at my uncle’s house. He had a ton of land that used to be a farm. Not everyone was there every year, but that wasn’t the case in 1998. My family was there with my father’s three siblings and their spouses, and all my cousins on that side of the...
TrueI have writen different sex sides looking for the woman or Couple who has the same Phantasies or some what like mine and would really enjoy meeting up with me and having a great time. Some of my wishes which I also write on my sex wish list are ( even though I am a straight male, I still have these Phantasies and will try to live them through-Crossdressing, After a year of dreaming and phantasizing about it, 6 Months ago i started secretly trying on different garments and I love the feel of...
The man turned his car into the street where his home was located, and the familiar stirrings of longing swept through him. He thought of the woman that shared the small house with him. He was tired bone tired, his head ached and all he really longed for was hot bath and several glasses of chilled white wine. And her. Despite his growing foul temper, entering his home always made him feel calmer, her presence strong. He could hear her in the kitchen, humming softly to herself as she prepared...
The master of the house was interviewing staff, as this was his job he had seen plenty but none took his fancy. This young dark haired girl walked in plesent stood infront of his and his eyes was drawn to her huge breasts. He asked her many quetions and as they spoke he was more ingrossed in her, he said what her duties would be and stood up, the young girl noticed the master of the house had a massive hard on.He told her she had the job, the girl was delited and asked if there was anything she...
When I first met my wife, Drea, we were completely open with each other. We both had very conservative backgrounds, but that didn't mean that we were subject to our own fantasies. I was a regular, hot blooded male... so of course it wouldn't come to be a surprise that I always wanted to be with two women. As I told her this she rolled her eyes and giggled saying, "Yeah, that's about right. But it will never happen with me because I'm not into girls." Famous last words as it were...Fast forward...
As my daughter calmed, from her intense orgasm, Connie raised up and walked across the room, returning with a strap-on harness. "Are you a virgin?" asked Connie of my daughter.My daughter’s eyes open wide as she saw this thick, vein-covered life-like dido extending out from the leather harness.“Um…” My daughter, as a loss to share intimate details in front of her step-mother… even if both were naked, “well, I’ve put one in my mouth before” she added, blushing, “but never had one down there.”...
Riley Reid is one horny slut. Just look at the way she behaved today. She’s driving down the street, hand between her legs, when she notices an adult bookshop advertising a video arcade! Riley’s no stranger to the “street lingo”: video arcades really mean “g-holes” with “cruisy action”!! Riley’s got some time to spare; why not grab a booth and see what happens?! It doesn’t take long for a BBC to pop through the hole! Riley uses her...
xmoviesforyouEibar ami bichanar oopor boshe porlam aar maake bollam, “maa ekta katha bolo, ami ekta boyee te porechee je kono meye cheler chodon tatokhon puro hoye na jatokhon na tar ponde laura dhukiye tar pond mara hoye. Eta ki sattee?” Maa kichu bolar aage amar katha sune didi jore henshe phelloo aar mmar dike takiye bollo, “bah Bablu, tui kemon ekta proshno korechis. Mone hochhe je tui maar pond chudte chas.” Maa takhon amader bollo, “Bablu tui ja kichu porechish ta ekdom sattee. Tor bap amar pond anek...
February 18, 2015 Standing in the bright afternoon sunshine outside the Rosewood Restaurant, Keri Anderson turned and hugged Jessica. "Thank you so much for lunch." "Keri, it was my pleasure, after all a girl doesn't get engaged very often." Keri grinned. "This is going to be my one and only." "Yeah, I think Joe's a keeper." "Oh, it's not Joe it's the girls ... Joe's just a bonus!" They both laughed. They were dressed in what Keri called their 'professional garb, ' of...
In the morning Erica called her office and spoke to her boss. She explained that she had a personal family emergency and had to come back home. Luckily he didn't press her for the nature of her emergency. Erica told him she needed the day off but that she would be back to work on Thursday. Erica spent the day doing some housework and grocery shopping and generally staying out of my way as much as possible. I spent the day in my office making calls as I tried to recruit employees for...
Kayla and Husband Jordan are celebrating their Anniversary special this year with a big surprise from Jordan. He found a specialty website that sets up married couples with hot studs for the wife. She is a bit hesitant until the guys show up and look just as good as the pictures and then she is on it. Both dicks come out quick at her and demand she takes them deep in her mouth first to savor every inch. But she is not one to waste a moment and they are both soon taking turns on her pussy every...
xmoviesforyouMeanwhile, Eve hadn’t remained idle. On seeing the red welts she had left on Mona’s behind, she was almost overcome by guilt and remorse, and gently began caressing them before laying a series of kisses along the still stinging crimson steaks. This subtle treatment left Mona only seconds away from a giant climax, but John, having put Amy from his mind for the present, decided to intervene, and turned off the vibrator, forcing her orgasm to recede for a moment. Mona’s hands waved futilely in...
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**Readers disclaimer, this is a parody work of many other much greater stories. The purpose of this is to explore alternative erotic world's of these popular universes. The only regular stipulation is that most of these adventures will be Conducted by a group of alternative characters who as a reader will take some time selecting at first so the storyline will go slowly at first as you the reader chooses who you want to see and what they are doing in the adventure.** Who you are is not...
Valentine's Day Surprise By Paul G. Jutras It all started just before the end of the weekend when I got my new work orders. Only three days out of seven to work in the "on" season. I knew something was wrong there. Since dad was going back to work out of state at the end of the week, I knew I could use the time with my family. Monday went by and no calls from work asking me to come in. When mom got home from the dentist we headed up to the book store to use up the $25 coupon...
Heaven and Life stood looking out the huge window in their hotel room as Heaven sipped the cocktail and Life cleaned his guns. He looked at Heaven then looked at the time. “We should get going.” Heaven said.Life slung the gun around his shoulder as Heaven grabbed her coat. They heard commotion outside as Life smiled Heaven turned towards the door. “Too late.” Life said as the door was kicked down Life tossed the gun at Heaven she reloaded it and took aim. Life pulled out his swords and...
Targets By Julie O Edited By Robert Arnold Chapter 1 "Wow, you're right Aaron, this is a target rich environment," stated twenty-two-year-old Scott Daniels as several very attractive women walked past him. "I told you this was the best club," replied Aaron Davis who flashed a grin....
Well let's see, where would be a good place to start this story of unusual proportions? I guess a little bit about myself and how all this came to be would be good. First I am just an average guy, in my fifties, hair more gray than brown now. I stand about 5' 9" and weigh around 170. I jog some and work out on my weight bench. I don't have hard six-pack abs but I don't have a beer belly either. I do have a larger then normal cock, about nine inches. I don't consider myself good looking...