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Wolf Mountain, Home Improvements It had been six days since the welcome party and people kept dropping by from time to time. Always bringing some gift or something to welcome her to the Clan. As a result she now had her own start of an herb garden, many of the little plants she was told actually helped the effects of a hangover. Some were cold remedies, others had healing properties. She asked Jake about the four rows of corn that he was growing in the little clearing beside...
I don't know why I brought it up that night. I had thought of it many times, but I guess the frustration and the wine had pushed me to it. Ellen and I had not had sex in almost two years. I masturbated, but no intercourse or oral sex. Plus Ellen still looked fantastic, although she went to great lengths to not be seen nude by me. Her breasts were still firm and at 36 C they were beautiful. She still had an hourglass shape, and her larger hips balanced any thickness around her...
ChapterIII Nescafe Goes Wild In America And Hubby Approves. (Interracial, MMM……F, DP, BBC, BJ, Anal, Slut Wife, Cuckold) Introduction : My name is Aziz, I am a 45 years old businessman from Casablanca. My wife Nescafe (that’s her nickname), is 15 years younger than me. She is a very tall (almost 6’) and very sexy babe with the most perfect body you could ever imagine! She‘s got the most perfect boobs, a small waist, large sexy hips, and the biggest booty in town. With the purest and...
ChapterIII Nescafe Goes Wild In America And Hubby Approves. (Interracial, MMM……F, DP, BBC, BJ, Anal, Slut Wife, Cuckold) Introduction : My name is Aziz; I am a 45 years old businessman from Casablanca. My wife Nescafe (that’s her nickname), is 15 years younger than me. She is a very tall (almost 6’) and very sexy babe with the most perfect body you could ever imagine! She‘s got the most perfect boobs, a small waist, large sexy hips, and the biggest booty in town. With the purest...
Cuckold"Stop calling me daddy." Karajan pauses the movie. I'm in trouble now. Karajan is upset. He stares at me, and I have to look down. "Okay. I'm sorry." "Baby--look. Look at me." I look into his deep dark face. All these issues you have. Trust me, we'll get there. But we need to learn to love like normal people first. Take care of each other." "But I already do love you so much daddy!" And I start to hug him. But before I do... SMACK. Right in my face! I...
BEGINNINGS - DAY 3 - IMPROVEMENTS I woke up on Monday full of energy. I had such plans for the day. During the night I made the decision to purchase breast forms and was so excited about the prospect. I knew I had to take my time getting ready to go out so I took a long bath with oils and then fully moisturized by body with lotion. I spent a lot of time on my hair even though I hoped to have it styled later in the day. I also was meticulous about my makeup. I wanted to look...
Small Improvements It started gradually, so discreet at first, that I hardly noticed anything was changing. Just a simple comment on the state of my dry skin. "You know, you really ought to moisturise Jon. That skin around your forehead and nose is getting so dry. It really turns me off. I mean, if you leave it like that, in a few years you'll be like a prune." Judith was a new girl friend - we'd only been going out a few months, but I wanted to stay on her good side. After all,...
The house looked so old and creepy compared to the pictures I had seen, someone must have got it on a good day, and extremely good day. Oh well, I was meeting the owner and estate agent, I pushed myself through the rusted gate which howled as an animal in pain. I cringed at the noise but saw the porch light come on and two shadows appeared. I walked towards them, gripping the edge of my skirt, making sure I wasn’t going to flash to them. Stepping up the wooden steps a hand met mine. “Miss...
Group SexCleo and I started dating, seriously dating, within days of our first hook up. Cleo lived across the hallway from my apartment, so picking her up was as simple as walking across the hall and tapping on her door.Cleo was Asian in ethnicity, tall and slender, with an olive complexion and brown oval eyes that simply perfected her charm and sex appeal. Her jet-black hair reached down to the small of her back. She had a slender frame, but she was not skinny. While at home and alone, she rarely...
TrueAngel discovered sexual pleasure even before she had her first period. Her exploring fingers found her little clitoris and the hood and flaps of flesh surrounding it, and she was very surprised how much fun she could have gently rubbing her pussy in that area especially with some spit on her fingers. She didn't know what an orgasm was, but she enjoyed several dozen before she found out. By using a small mirror, she could actually see her clit and was amazed to discover that it was a little...
"Okay," Denise said. "But this doesn't prove anything." Her reaction surprised Patrick. He'd expected her to agree, of course. He was a mind controller; making his victims do what he wanted was his whole deal. What was surprising was her cool, calm reaction to his request that she take off her shirt. Patrick had been bullied his whole life - he'd grown up the archetypal nerd, and spent years trying to shake the image. Just before high-school ended, he'd started working out, and had...
April 20, 1988 Physically, Okeke was a large man in every way possible. He had a large square head, with a broad flat nose and big eyes that seemed to bulge out. His neck was like that on a bull. He had wide muscular shoulders, a barrel chest, and thick waist. His upper arms were bigger than the thighs on most men. His hands were large and beefy. His legs were like tree trunks. His voice was deep, loud, and carried forever. He had learned early in life that if he wanted something, all he...
This is another story based all too firmly in real life, there is much fictional about it, but there are uncomfortably real parts. Well, you write what you know, and I know something about this subject. It also came out a bit longer than I had anticipated. I try to corral my characters, as a rule, these refused, and the story kept writing itself until it reached the length you see here. I opened the closet and pulled out the pants. I had not worn them in years, perhaps as long as a decade. So...
Grade ImprovementBy: Londebaaz Chohan “Both of you are the Star players of the college Tennis team, both of you are rooming together in the dormitory room and both of you are failing in my class”. Luigi and Paul did listen the loud and clear voice of the Mathematics Professor, who saw them leaving the department premises but gestured them to get back to his office. “Bolt the door behind you”. He ordered. Luigi jumped to obey and then turned to face Prof. Shah who had taken a seat by now behind...
Body Improvements - The rarely seen Body Swap episode of Home Improvement By Caleb Jones & Eric ___ Chapter One - More Power Invention week on Tool Time was just a few weeks away and Tim had built one of his wacky high-powered inventions from a used C.A.T. Scan machine and other miscellaneous used equipment he picked at a sale. Tim was hoping to develop a super C.A.T. Scan which could totally analyze the human body even on an atomic level and pinpoint any problems...
Secondary Education By Tyla Flowers [email protected] Chapter 3 Self Improvement Please email me a comment if you are enjoying (or not) my story. Our apartment is dark, hot and empty when I get home. I am a latchkey kid, and have been since my dad went to jail for the penultimate time, when he got his second strike for dealing meth back in '02. Now, he's in for 25, and I am sure Mom is heading back into custody for parole violation. In her waste basket I find used...
Danny's Dick Part 2 - Some Improvement I guess some guys are "late bloomers." As I got into the beginning of my sophomore year things started to improve. Like it wasn't that I woke up some morning and overnight I had grown this huge penis, but I noticed that it seemed to be slowly getting bigger over the summer, and by the time school started in the fall, it was about 3" long. Now it's still nothing to brag about but I notice that I'm not getting as many stares from the guys in the...
The young maid led Zax to the manor's greenhouse. Two figures, Zetsa and Mrs. Edomachi, sat beside the glass table with cold drinks and sweets and had a pleasant chat. The two women, one B level Mist User, the other, E level Mist User, sensed Zax and the young maid long before they arrived and were ready to meet them. "Nura, offer our young guest refreshment and bring a tray of peeled fruits". Mrs. Edomachi requested and the young maid, Nura, nodded her head obediently and left to the...
My English tutor at university recently asked me to describe myself as if talking to a complete stranger. This is what I said:My name is Felicity Benson-Smith and I am almost 20 years old and studying English and Media Studies.Daddy owns a huge country estate and is extremely wealthy and is a financier whilst Mummy looks after things whilst he is away, which is very often.I am very slim and stand little more than five feet tall, even in my highest designer heels and I am the perfect Versace...
SpankingThe house looked so old and creepy compared to the pictures I had seen, someone must have got it on a good day, and extremely good day. Oh well, I was meeting the owner and estate agent, I pushed myself through the rusted gate which howled as an animal in pain. I cringed at the noise but saw the porch light come on and two shadows appeared. I walked towards them, gripping the edge of my skirt, making sure I wasn’t going to flash to them. Stepping up the wooden steps a hand met mine. “Miss...
It was still dark outside when Joan rolled over and looked at the alarm clock on the nightstand. 5:30. Mark had at least 30 minutes before he had to get out of bed and get ready for work. Maybe she thought, just maybe she could interest him in an early morning fuck. She remembered that when they were first married he would make love almost every morning, but for the past few years his passion had cooled and he always seemed preoccupied with his work. Well, no harm in trying she thought. She...
“Excuse me, sir, do you work here?”I was in my local big-box hardware store; more specifically the door lock section. I was thinking about changing to a keypad lock for one of my rental properties when a sweet, feminine voice asked me that question. I turned to see a thin, cute little red-head holding several different locks. She was probably no more than five-two, with soft blue eyes, a pixie nose and an impish grin.But what really got my blood rising (as well as something else) was the way...
First Timet was late Sunday afternoon when I pulled into the driveway of our beach house. This year was very different. In years past, when they went to school in the district where I taught, we all had the same week off and would go on vacation. Now since both daughters were going to different universities, all 3 of us had different spring breaks. Kevin, my husband was very busy at work, so maybe it was for the best. I decided that I would come down and do some much needed cosmetic work on our vacation...
I opened the closet and pulled out the pants. I had not worn them in years, perhaps as long as a decade. So why bother? a little voice demanded. Because maybe it's time, I snapped mentally. I looked at the pants for a moment longer, and then said aloud, "Let's do it." I slipped the burnished brass button through the buttonhole, and slowly unzipped the fly. I stepped into the legs, and tentatively pulled them up, pulling the ends of the waistband together. The fit was not right. My...
Sigh i dont know why but every account ive made so far keeps getting deleted ive posted over 300(vidoes gifs and pics combined) fixing my mistakes, apologizing on whatever post i shouldn't have posted. For some reason, none of that seems to really matter because the same depressing outcome occurs. All the hours upon hours i put into posting the pics, gifs, and vidoes(trying to make them look ethically pleasing) seems to be a waste tme when no matter what i do, the same gosh damn end result...
The year is 2030. The United States is under the dictatorship of a far-right religious sect, and has annexed Canada. All rights have been stripped from women: The vote, the ability to run a business, the right to say "no" to male sexual advances.I'm in my mid-30s and working at an investment firm in Toronto. All females are now required to be completely nude at all times. While outdoors, we are permitted to wear shoes. Once inside the building, however, we must remove them, so that we are...
Kim is a fairly normal nineteen year old girl. She goes to college, has friends and likes to go out. Currently she doesn't have a boyfriend but that's fine with her, she likes being single. Well she might change her mind if things go how she hopes they will. When she's not at school she works as a dancer at divine decadence, a lingerie modeling place. So really she's a stripper. Which is also fine by her, she loves being ogled. The one thing that sets her apart from most...
The car pulled into a lane, and Jen got a glimpse of the name of the street where she'd be living. She couldn't get a proper look, but she could have sworn it had said 'NudeVille.' Jen shook the thought out of her head. They pulled into her street but no one was around. It was raining slightly so she figured everyone must be inside. They pulled into their new drive and entered the house. It was nice, and had already been made and furnished. Jen was tired so she went straight to her new...
Twincest is best. James was the male counterpart, of a set of un-identical twin siblings. His twin sister, Danielle, shared his love for almost everything. They were almost inseparable until early teens; they had even created their own language they had dubbed, “Tweensh” and set up rules like not to teach Tweensh to anyone. But as is nature, James started noticing girls and despite blushing heavily and denying it, Danielle was noticing the opposite sex as well. After a few years, the twins...
My English tutor at university recently asked me to describe myself as if talking to a complete stranger. This is what I said: My name is Felicity Benson-Smith and I am almost 20 years old and studying English and Media Studies. Daddy owns a huge country estate and is extremely wealthy and is a financier whilst Mummy looks after things whilst he is away, which is very often. I am very slim and stand little more than five feet tall, even in my highest designer heels and I am the perfect Versace...
Stacy tossed and turned in her bed softly calling out, "No, you can't! Stop It!" She sat up in bed dripping a cold sweat. Her body shivered and she clutched a blanket around her tightly as she headed for the bathroom. "The nightmare had seemed so real!" Scattered images raced through her brain like looking at little bits of a movie film that had been cut into small pieces. "She had been fucking Neil!" She realized, "Of all the people she could dream about, it had to have been...
After his ‘discovery’ at the at the college fundraiser Sam had decided to lay low for a few weeks. He counted himself extremely lucky the police hadn’t kicked in his door in the wake of that debacle. Secure in his own home Sam found the confidence to return to his voyeuristic hobby. Peeking through his window blinds Sam had to admit pickings in the complex were getting slim. Below him eighteen year old Hayle Jones walked hand in hand with her new boyfriend. Sam could just make out a slight...
Taking a deep breath, I let myself in with a roguish smile breaking out on my face. Once inside, I know the drill: slip the key and twist a half-turn into the keyhole - little assurance. I rush upstairs and look around the room, a loud sigh escaping my lips. Here I am again! It's not like it's an alien landscape because I've spent a lot of time in my sister's flat lately.Given that she's an essential worker, she's out all day, so she's offered me her house to use whenever I need it as a...
Masturbation"That's right, James. Good job, you're all going to have to study hard so keep that in mind." The teacher said. James sat at his desk, a great start to first grade being the one student who got the right answer on the first question. But before he could react everything froze. The awkward classmates, his tired eyed teacher, even the fan blowing in the corner all froze. Before James could react the entire room and the people in it fell away from him out of sight. James found himself in a void of...
FantasyPriestess of the Phallus Blanche sat at her kitchen table, feeling very depressed and lonely. She was a spinster but now at the age of sixty feared the quickening advance of aging. She hadn't married for in her younger years was so busy with the farm and helping her Uncle manage the place; she really hadn't considered a relationship and basically didn't take much notice of the passing years, she was content. That changed when her Uncle departed the planet, sure she had been left the farm...
After a hard night carving chambers from solid rock, with strange winds blowing rock dust out into the forrest, to settle into drifts, breathing made easier by other strange breezes bringing fresh air to the creative trio, they decided to call it a night. Freaky took his leave, and they promised to meet up at school the next day. Hardcase and Steetch walked to catch a late night bus together, to go catch at least a few hours of sleep before having to face their classes. "I have solved one...
Not What I Wanted By Stefanie Flowers CHAPTER 5 - SLAVE GIRLS In a bizarre way my life had become somewhat normal. I now worked at two jobs. A maid by day and a bunny girl at night. Fortunately I had some free time at the weekends but had to stay in role as Stefanie. I had been working hard to pay Katy back for my medical transformation expenses and had little money to spend on myself. Sometimes...
After Mr. Walker and Mr. Holmes left me in the middle of my living with cum down my throat and cum leaking from my ass, I just sleep there the floor. I was spent and my jaw and ass was sore from the beat down by two BIG BLACK COCKS. I didn’t hear from either Mr. Walker or Mr. Holmes over the next month and everything went back to normal. I started messing around with hand full of women but I left all the black married parents alone. However, one night while I was fucking one of my regulars I...
Hello everyone, this incident happened when I was doing my masters from UK with one of my professors which is going still now and in fact I was able to seduce her younger sister and now I enjoy them both let’s not waste time and start with the incident which happened 4 months before, Goldie had always been a good student but he had a few secret desires that created constant wet dreams and erections during class, among other things. The uni counselor, Mrs. Smith, was an object of sexual desire...
\Chapter Two: The night ends with a bang Ted’s point of view Friday dawned warm and bright. After showering and dressing for a busy day, I walked out of the house into the vineyard. The trellises covered in grape vines ran in neat rows for acres. The netting we used to keep the birds at bay, fluttered slowly in the breeze. I stopped at the first row and drew in a deep breath. The smell was sweet and earthy. The vines here in the city of Spring, just north of Houston, were much younger than...
Paulette Fahey was going to be thirty two next Friday. The young English teacher, was very excited. She and her husband, Sean had decided to start a family. She had stopped the pill last month and she should be ovulating today. The beautiful, large breasted, green eyed redhead was very happy. The bounce in her step only gave the male students in her senior English class bigger erections than she normally gave them. There was Michael Collins, the school heartthrob, and football team captain,...
I was awakened early —farmer’s daughter, got-to-milk-the-cows early— and she wouldn’t tell me why. She just sent me off to my own place, told to shower, shave and pull the car around.She had me headed west toward the college. I rarely went that way except when I had a craving for deep fried country chicken as there was a great place near the college. There was also fairly well stocked used book store to spend a few hours sorting through all the garbage they make k**s read today to find the...
Once Jonathan left the room, Laura's gaze pinned Susan like a honey-coated prisoner on an ant hill. "You ought to know the reason I decided I couldn't continue to represent you. My personal feelings won't let me! This agreement is, in my legal opinion, much better than what you'd get in any court. By that I mean that if we got the best judge on his best day, he'd never give you as much as I've negotiated for you. It is my legal opinion that you should sign before it's withdrawn....
It's ten at night on a Wednesday and the bar is packed. Its ninety five degree tonight so I'm sure that probably has something to do with it. Walking up to the bar I excused myself as I pushed between two people. On the one side is a balding overweight older guy wearing a polyester leisure suit. But on the other side is what I can only say is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I ordered a beer and while I was waiting for it the woman leaned over and whispered in my ear. Thank god you...
November is fast approaching which means NaNoWriMo season will soon be upon us. For those that don't know about it NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) is a creative writing challenge whereby a writer tries to write a 50,000+ word novel in the month of November. Our challenge here will be a different one but in the same spirit of encouraging writing and creativity. The first major difference will be that this will be a community challenge. I invite all writers, particularly first time...
I reach up and grab your cock, pulling you towards me, but you don’t budge. I try again pulling harder, and you laugh at me, telling me you’re not giving it to me until your good and ready to.. I narrow my eyes and roll of the bed, I stand in front of your and grab your cock again in my hands twisting, trying to force you into the bed.. You look down at me, “Like those small soft little hands of yours could actually bring me down." I look at you and say, "fuck you” and I am determined to...
The day had been routine for the two of them. Every morning began the same way; coffee in travel mugs in one hand, bagels in the other, a quick kiss and out the door with great hopes of beating the morning rush. Married for five years this month, they had fallen into a boring, monotonous cycle, and because of it, every aspect of their lives had begun to suffer, especially their sex life. When they found the time, and the desire, to actually attempt the act, it was very straight-forward. Lately,...
EroticCopyright© 1999-2003 There was an old man with a beard Who said, "It is just what I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard!" "One for the road honey?" I spun about and laid a passionate love-filled kiss upon my wife's lips. When we broke apart I looked down into her eyes and felt a burst of love and desire, and wished I didn't have to depart on such a strict schedule. "I wish I could..." Her lips silenced my own. "When...
Two days after watching our nice dog Robby fucking my sexy wife; Ana and I had a funny night at bed; in a great sex session.As we were catching our breath back, Ana told me to stay there and she went to the bathroom. She returned minutes later, smiling as she showed me she was wearing a strap on around her waist. We started playing again with no mention of that huge toy. Anita turned me over and started licking my arse. Then she fingered me; as I relaxed first one, then two and finally three...
Shania Taylor was too damned young to be a widow. But, that’s what she was. Her husband had been killed in one of those idiot drunk driving accidents. Unfortunately, he’d been the one drunk. Fortunately, he’d lost control and slammed his truck into a tree. He didn’t kill anyone else. The impact broke his neck, and left his 27-year-old wife a widow. She looked stunning in black. Her blonde hair and pale skin contrasted with the dark fabric. As much as I pitied her situation, the vision of her in...
Josh was laughing watching surveilence camera. Morgan was laying crying on the floor cum on her face. “Look at that bitch crying. Fuck Yea. Wish he would have reamed that tight ass. Bob, you ever see anything like this?” I had mixed feelings, Morgan was my friend but this was hot. I couldn’t let Josh know I felt at all bad for Morgan” “This is choice, Fucking slut had it coming.” I yelled. “Oh, poor little cunt is cryng.” “That cum running down her face was priceless. We laughed...
Chanel Preston loves sweet anal perversion, which is why she tracks down Mike Adriano in PervCity. She wants that big ass of hers worshipped and needs big dick to split her open and make her gape. The big tits brunette loves sweet vaginal perversion too, and when Mike slams his prick from ass to hairy pussy, the slut reaches paradise. There is nothing she won’t do for a cock up her asshole. She takes his rod from ass to mouth with a gagging deepthroat that makes his prick throb. And when...
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Crystal Lake City of Tellismere (Capitol of Duchy, where the short Klure River flows west into the Great Western Sea from Crystal Lake) Village of Swanford (just east of Crystal Lake up the Emerald River) City of Evesham (coastal southern port of the Bekingham River, where it flows south from Crystal Lake) Town of Meribren (small coastal town) Town of Alnmouth (small coastal town near the Juniper Mountains) Dead Tree Island (ruined town along a dangerous point of the Emerald...
“In the six years we’ve known each other we’ve never once tried to get it on.” Luke absently stroked Jade’s long dark hair, his fingers combing through the strands. She lay with her head on his lap and her legs extended along the length of the couch. “Why’s that, do you think?” The sound of cheering drifted from the game show playing on the television and empty dishes from their takeout dinner littered the coffee table. The drapes were closed, a lamp on the side table throwing a wide arc of...
Quickie SexHello friends, Varun this side. This is a continuation of the previous part. My friend, Zaffar and his sister Zeenat had sex for the first time in their life when no one was at home. I will be narrating this in the words of Zaffar. Zeenat woke after 2 hours. Mom was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Dad and I were on the balcony. We behaved like every other day. After some time, we had dinner, and mom praised me for helping Zeenat. She also told dad that I taught her some tips and tricks to do...
Incest"Oh go fuck yourself," I heard Dad shout and the front door slammed. I sobbed in my room, the row had lasted for a good hour and was just the latest in many since Christmas. My tears splattered my books. I was trying to revise for exams and couldn't because of the upheaval in the family. I heard footsteps on the path and looked out of the window. Mum was marching off down the street, her head high and arms swinging, but I knew she was hurting inside. She had told me countless times, that she...
After I said good night to Mrs. Parsons, I returned to my bedroom and started putting my clothes away. The very first thing I did was gather up all of my old clothes and put them back in the garbage bag that I had brought with me. I hoped that I'd be able to send them back to the orphanage so that some other boys could get some use out of them. If not, I was sure that Mr. Chalmers would know what I should do with them. I was halfway done going through the boxes and putting my clothes away...