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Most of the people on the street looked up as I drove past. They were drawn by the sound, like that of a huge angry bear on steroids. My Pype bomb exhaust system announced the presence of my blacked out 2014 Mustang 5.0.
People walking down the street had several reactions. Most smiled in appreciation at the automotive masterpiece that was my favorite vehicle of all time. A smaller number, actually stopped what they were doing and stood in slack jawed worship. Those were the faithful, the ones like me who knew the score. And a very small number of people actually frowned as they watched me go by. They were either turned off by the loud visceral punch of my car's sound, or jealous Camaro/Challenger owners.
I parked the car and locked it. I was heading for a small shop that early Saturday afternoon. I had finished my morning run. Then, I'd done the yard work alone. That was a rarity, because normally I never did anything outside of work alone. But my wife Crystal had a very special customer who was getting married this afternoon. So she had decided to break her standing rule about us being apart on the weekends, just this once.
Life had a way of moving at a speed that was either ridiculously fast or ridiculously slow depending on the situation. If your heart is broken and just being alive is painful, then a year seems to last several centuries, with each month, each week, each day and every minute seemingly stretching to infinity. On the other hand when you're happy and in love, days seem to pass so quickly that a week goes by in only seconds. Your brain scrambles to remember each precious detail as time accelerates into your future.
Over the past two years, I'd had one of each. One year of absolute agony, followed by one of absolute bliss. I'd been so busy concentrating on the bliss that I had almost forgotten what weekend this was.
I laughed when I thought about it, because for much of my life this had been the most important weekend of any year for me. It wasn't my birthday. It wasn't Christmas. For me and most of my family this weekend, the annual U of M vs. MSU football game, was the best weekend of any year. It had the potential to be either blissfully Nirvanic, or heart-wrenchingly bitter.
It all depended on who won that game. The alumni of both schools lived for their schools and the rivalry only became more heated as the years went on.
After dedicating my life for so long, to that rivalry, it struck me as almost funny that this year, only hours before the game, not only was I not going. I'd had no idea that the game was going on that day and God help me; I really didn't care.
I guess I'd been so preoccupied with a thousand other far more important details to even consider a game that I wasn't playing in important. As a matter of fact, I was now a Lions fan and was looking forward to seeing them play in London, England the next morning. I had somehow failed to notice the brightly colored blue and green banners strung up all over town.
As a matter of fact, it was hearing an interview on the radio as I drove to the shop a few moments ago that reminded me of the game. Michigan's coach, Shady Hoax ... I mean Brady Hoke was being interviewed. I didn't bother listening to the interview.
I actually didn't care what Shady had to say. I changed the station and listened to some music.
As I'd gotten out of the car, looking towards the shop, I heard a voice behind me.
"Hey, Michigan Man!" I turned and saw my dad's best friend, Al, bearing down on me. The older, balding man caught up to me and vigorously shook my hand as if he was operating one of those antique manual water pumps.
"Long time no see," he yelled. The man had always spoken so loudly that it made me wonder whether or not he had a hearing loss.
"It really has been, Mr. Bundy," I said.
"Are you watching the game on the giant screen TV in the bar down the block?" he asked.
"I am too," he said before I could answer. "It beats the hell out of having to try to get out of that crowded stadium; especially, if they lose. And things don't look good for the Wolverines this year. Hey why aren't you wearing your swag?" He looked me over closely and was taken aback that I didn't have a single piece of Michigan clothing on.
"Oh my God," he said. "Don't tell me that cute little Sparty girl you married has converted you! Say it ain't so! Sparty pussy can't be that good! Step out of the dark side son. Come back to the light! Your father must be ashamed of you."
"No, Mr. Bundy, I haven't gone over to the other side," I said. "I actually don't have a side at all. I don't even follow college football anymore. I'm over thirty years old. I've been out of college for nine years. Watching a bunch of eighteen year old kids playing football is no longer a defining part of my life. I guess I've grown up."
"The hell you say!" he spat. "That Sparty bitch has corrupted you. I'll pray for your soul son. I don't want you to go to hell with the Sparties." He was holding his hands up with both index fingers crossed as if he was warding off a vampire.
He cocked his head to the side and looked at me with one eye partially closed and the other open widely. It was as if he was closely scrutinizing me to see if whatever had infected me was visible with the naked eye.
I looked at my watch and realized that I had a few moments to talk to him.
"Okay Mr. Bundy, I'll tell you my story," I said.
"As you probably know, I met Melissa seven years ago. I had just been hired by my company as a CNC programmer. Melissa was doing sales for a company that sold carbide inserts for machine tools. So my boss sent her over to me so I could look through her wares to see if she had anything that we could use.
We hit it off immediately. Somewhere in that first conversation, she stopped trying to sell me inserts and actually told me that her company's products were inferior to what I was already using. I think we both knew that we were on the fast track to a relationship.
Both of us were freshly out of school and trying to make a big splash in our chosen career fields. I asked her to dinner that evening and she accepted. That dinner lead to others and after a few weeks, we were in love. A few weeks after that, I asked her to marry me and she accepted. We were both excited and walking around on a cloud of love. I didn't realize at the time that we were headed for trouble.
I had told my parents about Melissa and they were dying to meet her. The first available weekend that I could get everyone together was Michigan vs MSU weekend. I had only told Melissa that my family went all out for the game every year. We tailgated and went to every game. Mel and I had never really discussed which colleges we'd attended and I can see now that it might have been a mistake.
Mel only told me that she was excited about meeting my parents and planning our life together. Her parents had already passed at that point and she really wanted to be a part of a family again.
When I picked Melissa up on the morning of the game, I went into shock. Melissa was wearing green. It was worse than that. She was wearing an official Spartan's jersey. It turned out that one of her former boyfriends had been a wide receiver for MSU.
My heart was ripped in two. I stood there without saying a word, just looking at her. Melissa has short brown hair and enormous blue eyes. She's tall and thin with long legs and pert breasts. I was torn that morning between walking away and fucking her on the spot.
Under her jersey she wore a black long sleeved T-shirt and black leggings. Maybe it was tribal. I was feeling what the cavemen must've felt like.
When you encounter a female from another, closely related species, the drive to spread your seed and make your tribe the dominant species is hard wired into us. I wanted to take her right there and put a wolverine in her womb.
She looked at me with equal shock. I was decked out in full U of M regalia. I even had my face painted.
"Oh shit," she said, looking at me as if she had never really seen me.
"Exactly," I replied. "And things were going so well."
After staring at each other for a very long time and doing a lot of head shaking, we drove out to my parents' house anyway. To say that the day was shocking was an understatement. My parents were shocked. My mother got over it and accepted Melissa. She was sure that over time Mel would see the light. My dad on the other hand took me to the side and told me to break up with her.
"Son, those mixed marriages just don't work," he said.
When I told him that I wasn't going to give her up and that I intended to marry her, he had a fit. He started cursing and calling both me and Melissa names. He told me that until I saw reason, I was no longer welcome in his house.
To make a long story short, Melissa and I got married and I haven't spoken to my dad since then. My mom has to sneak and visit me. But it didn't matter at all because I loved Mel so much that as long as we were together I was happy.
Our marriage was great. We loved each other fiercely. The school thing was only ever a factor one weekend a year. The rest of the time it fell more along the lines of good natured rivalry.
Early on we stopped going to the games. That was mostly because Melissa didn't feel comfortable in the Big House, and there was absolutely no way that I was going to step one foot in Spartan stadium.
So what we tended to do was to hold a party for the game every year. Every year the party was bigger and more fun. We bought a 72 inch ultra hi-def plasma TV. It was the best biggest and clearest set available when we bought it.
We had the best setup and every year we spent more on food, snacks and liquor. Some years we had to beg everyone to take food home because there was no way the two of us could make a dent in what was left over.
And every year we invited more and more people. There was always a friendly rivalry going on. All of the Michigan people stayed on one side of the living room and all of the Sparties sat on the other.
What most of the guests didn't know was that Melissa and I made all kinds of bets during the game. The prize was usually 3 minutes. If Michigan scored, Melissa would look around and say, "Honey we need some more beer. Can you get some from the basement?" I would smile or nod and she'd say," I'll go with you."
As soon as we got into the basement she would drop to her knees and start sucking my dick. The problem was that after exactly three minutes, she would stop.
It was the same if Sparty scored. We went to the basement or our bedroom and I had to lick her pussy for three minutes. Field goals were worth one minute.
The problem was that if it was a high scoring game, both of us would be in a constant state of arousal for the entire game. One of the rules was that we couldn't finish until the game was over.
Usually by the end of the third quarter we were both so ready for sex that we didn't care who scored, as long as someone did.
By the third year of the party, Mel and I started disappearing immediately after the game. The Spartans won that year with a last second field goal. Melissa grabbed my hand and dragged me upstairs.
"Don't break anything and don't come up here," she yelled over her shoulder to our remaining guests. I don't think there was any doubt about what we were going upstairs to do.
Everything changed though in year four. A woman named Candace Bennett started working for Mel's company. She had graduated the same year that Mel did. They both majored in business. The difference was that Candace had graduated from U of M and Mel graduated from state.
Mel was a salesperson. Candace was an office specialist. Within eight months of being hired, Candace was Mel's supervisor. It burned Mel up. She complained on a daily basis about a bias towards U of M grads.
As a way of showing her frustration, Mel became almost militantly Spartan. She almost popped her cork when I told her that I had invited Candace to our party.
But I was the one who ended up shocked. On the day of the game I was answering the door. I went to the door and a guy I didn't recognize was standing there. He smiled at me and I noticed that he was wearing a Spartan jersey. I knew that jersey really well. It was the same one that Mel always wore.
As the guy stood there smiling, I asked him. "Are you a Cullen fan too?"
"Personally, I think the guy is an asshole," he smirked.
At that moment I heard my wife shriek. She ran out of the living room and into the doorway where I stood. "Tommy Cullen," she screamed. She hugged him. She actually hugged the bastard right in front of me.
And then she linked arms with him and took him into the house and introduced him to everyone. The years after school hadn't been good for him. He was still taller than me, but he had the beginnings of a beer gut. He also had a slight limp and the mullet hair style he wore was just funny. But Melissa acted like the bastard was Tom fucking Brady.
I avoided her every time she tried to bring him over to introduce him to me. And instead of circulating throughout our guests regardless of school or affiliation, the way I normally did. I stayed on the Michigan side and let Melissa handle the Sparties.
We were in the kitchen a little before the game actually started and she came up behind me and tired to hug me. I moved away from her like she was on fire. Her eyes narrowed.
"Sorry, I didn't know it was you behind me," I said. She just nodded. Before she could say anything, I left the kitchen carrying another tray of snacks out.
Most of the people on both sides who had been to our parties before were whispering. They were also smiling and pointing at Melissa and me.
When the game started, the whispering and the smiles increased. Neither team scored during the first quarter. But there was an undercurrent of anticipation going throughout the house. I noticed that Cullen seemed to stay within a few inches of Melissa the whole time and that she was constantly watching me for some reason.
Maybe she just wanted to see whether or not I was watching her and her old boyfriend.
Early in the second quarter MSU marched down the field. They got into the red zone and everyone on both sides of the living room was smiling. I saw money exchange hands which didn't make much sense to me. I didn't want to see MSU score and I was already pissed about Melissa inviting her old boyfriend, so I went down to the basement to get another case of beer. From the way I was feeling, I needed one. Shit, I might've drunk the entire case myself.
While I was away, apparently Michigan had intercepted the ball and was taking it the other way down the field. They didn't get into the red zone. That Sparty defense was too tough that year. They'd just have to keep pounding away at them until later in the game when they began to break down. But Michigan did get into field goal range. They lined up and booted the ball through the uprights. Michigan was on the scoreboard. There was a huge scream going through the house from both sides of the living room.
I was confused. Why the hell were the Sparty fans cheering for a Michigan field goal?
Then Melissa extricated herself from talking to her ex. I heard a bunch of giggling from several people at the party.
"Honey, we need more beer," she said. "Can you get some from the basement?" A bunch more people started giggling.
"I'll go w..." she began.
"I went down in the basement and brought up another case already," I said, cutting her off. "I put it on ice in the big cooler in the kitchen. If anyone wants a cold one, they can just grab one or three."
Her face fell. "What the fuck?" said one party-goer as he dejectedly handed over a handful of bills to another guy.
"John, can I see you in the kitchen, Honey?" asked Melissa.
"Sweetheart, whatever it is can wait until after the party," I said. "It would be rude to abandon our guests." She just looked at me in confusion.
She was about to say something, when behind us on the screen MSU scored a touchdown. The Spartan fans started cheering and the Michigan fans all groaned. But at the same time they were all watching us. Cullen came over and stood next to Melissa. "Great Party," he said smiling. "We didn't actually meet before. I'm..."
I walked away before he could finish. For the rest of the afternoon, everyone ate, watched the game and had a good time. When the game ended, with MSU winning, the Spartan fans were happy. The Michigan fans were split with half of them being pissed and the rest wanting to string Shady Hoax up. They showed an interview with him after the game where he spouted a lot of off the cuff sound bites that made little or no sense and were usually not related to the question.
Those little statements were known as Shadyisms.
"Coach, why do you think your team lost today?" He was asked.
"We didn't exactly lose," he said. "The other team just managed to score more points. But on a moral level I'd consider our performance a victory. This is MICHIGAN."
"Your defense at times looked to have more holes in it than a piece of Swiss cheese, how do you..."
"Those were designed holes," spouted Brady. "They were designed to look like holes but they weren't."
"But the opposing players ran through those holes and scored," said the reporter.
"This ... is Michigan," said Brady. "I am so proud of those young men, that..."
"But coach, you lost," said the reporter cutting him off.
"We were victorious in defeat," said Brady. "This..."
"I already know," quipped the reporter who was clearly getting pissed. "It's fucking Michigan. Your team is from Michigan. The other team is from Michigan. There are seven or eight college football teams from this state and they're all from fucking Michigan. Can I get a straight answer from you?"
The cameraman had to intervene and pull the reporter away from the coach before there was a fight.
Cullen got up and started singing the MSU fight song. Melissa sang along half heartedly. Cullen took her hand and raised it up like they were cheering together. I was too pissed off to stay in the house. I grabbed my keys from the counter and left through the back door.
Except for Melissa, my pride and joy was my Michigan Blue Mustang. The rims and all of the trim were a golden yellow color called maize. It was what the Native Americans in our region called corn. My car had a vanity plate, GO BLUE, and it made me smile whenever I saw it. But that afternoon, I didn't care what the car looked like. I just needed to get away.
For the first time since I'd met her I just needed to be as far away from Melissa and everything else as I could get. I was really hurting. I had no idea why she'd invited that asshole to our house.
It was well into the evening before I got back to the house.
Melissa was already angry at me and started on me as soon as I walked in the door.
"Where the hell were you?" she asked. "Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"Well, I was in the car and my phone is still upstairs in the bedroom," I said. "My arm isn't long enough to answer it from wherever I was."
She just looked at me. "This could have been the best party we ever had," she said. "Everyone was ready to just go crazy. What happened?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about," I said.
"Johnny, I found out something today," she began.
"Yeah, I already know," I spat. "You still have the hots for your ex."
Her hand went up and covered her mouth. "What the hell made you think something as ridiculous as that?" she asked.
"Nothing," I said. "I'm going to bed."
"No you're not," she said. "Answer my question."
"For starters, you didn't even tell me that you had invited him," I said. "He just showed up. It was like getting sandbagged."
"You mean like when you invited Candace, knowing I can't stand her," she quipped.
"I invited Candace, right in front of you," I said. "And I did it for you."
"How the hell is inviting a woman I can't stand to our house doing something for me?" she said.
"Because Candace is technically your boss," I said. "I did it to break the tension between you two so you can feel more comfortable at work. So she can look at you in a more friendly light and give you better assignments, which would lead to you advancing further and faster in your job."
"Oh!" she said suddenly. "I..."
"Candace," I continued. " ... Barely said a word to me all night because she was too busy having fun with the guy she brought with her. I think he was her HUSBAND. Candace didn't spend the entire party hanging all over me like I was her DATE."
Her eyes got big as she thought about it.
"Melissa how many of the people at the party tonight arrived solo?" I asked. She looked as if she was thinking about it.
"We invited three or four single women that you work with," I said. "They came in a group and arrived together. The only person who came here alone was your asshole. And instead of taking his choice of those three or four single women, he chose to spend all of his time with you."
"But he didn't know any of them," she said.
"Melissa he didn't know anyone here until he got here. But that didn't stop him from getting them all together to brag about the things he did when he played football for good old state," I said. "By the time I left, people from both schools were leaving just so they didn't have to listen to his bullshit."
She clearly wanted to change the subject. "Honey, I found out something tonight," she said.
"Yeah I know, you should have married Cullen," I spat.
She looked at me angrily. "I found out that you and I aren't as smart as we thought. Most of the people at the party know about our little secret. Did you know that a lot of them were betting on how long it would take us to sneak away together?"
I just looked at her. "They were all waiting for me to take you off to the basement. Some of them even listen through the heating vents. Maryanne told me that she and her boyfriend were so horny after listening to us last year that they forgot the condoms when they got home after our party and she ended up pregnant. Her three month old daughter is named after us." I was shocked but I was still pissed at her.
"Why didn't you take the hint when I wanted to go to the basement?" she asked. "Your team had scored fair and square. I wanted to get down there on my knees and do my duty. Of course you'd have done a lot more to me over the course of the game, because Sparty beat your team's ass."
"Why didn't you just take Cullen in the basement?" I asked. He was hanging all over you the whole fucking time. He was always touching you or right up in your face. You barely even knew I was there."
"I barely even knew that HE was there, dummy. I spent the entire time watching you. I wanted you so badly I could barely keep my knees together. The whole first quarter I didn't even care who scored as long as we could."
It took a few days but we eventually got over our spat. Or at least I tried to. The problem was that trust is something that doesn't come easily to me. And every time I tried to put it behind us something came up.
A few weeks later, the day before Thanksgiving to be exact, I went to the door and found Cullen standing there with a big bouquet of roses.
I literally slammed the door in his face so hard that the wood around the door frame cracked. Melissa heard the noise and came out of the kitchen.
"What... ?" she began.
"It's for you," I said. She just looked at me in confusion and tried to open the door. The door was wedged so tightly in the frame that she had to struggle to open it.
Once she got the door open, I couldn't help but notice Cullen on the ground and roses strewn all around him.
She went out and helped him up. Then she collected all of the flowers together. A few minutes later she brought him into the house.
"John, you owe Tommy an apology," she said. He stood there with a smug look on his face.
"Never gonna happen," I said.
"Do you realize how stupid you're acting?" she asked.
"Do you know how stupid it is for a man to give flowers to a supposedly MARRIED woman?" I asked. "Oh wait ... Maybe you don't. You two graduated from Michigan State. Sorry, you probably didn't know."
They were both pissed. But it still didn't wipe the smug look off of his face.
"Johnny, it's not what you think," she said. "Tommy just gave me the flowers out of gratitude. He's been going through some tough times and I got him a job with our company."
"Wow, you'd think with his degree and his history as a football hero he'd be able to get his own job," I said. "Why isn't he playing in the NFL?"
"I got hurt, my last year at state," he said. "And I really didn't concentrate on class while I was there. Most of my focus was on sports."
"So they gave you a God damned degree just for fun?" I said. "Just when I think that school can't get any dumber..." I just left the room and went to the garage.
Needless to say Thanksgiving wasn't thankful and Melissa wasn't very giving. She was pissed off about the things I said about her school. For more than two weeks we barely spoke to each other. And then out of the blue she came over and hugged me.
"Johnny, it took me a while to figure this out," she said. "You're jealous of Tommy aren't you?"
I didn't say anything.
"Why the hell would you be jealous of him? I love you. I married you; not him. He never even asked me to marry him. Actually he and I didn't even go out for that long." she said. "I'm just trying to help him because we were school mates."
"Whatever," I said. I just walked away because I wasn't in the mood to hear about all of her reasons for justifying the fact that she was spending time with Cullen.
In December, we found out that there was a good chance the Spartans, who were having a great year, might go to the Rose Bowl. "Johnny can we have a party?" she asked. "Maybe we can make up for the last one."
"It's your house too," I said. "You don't have to ask me to have a party."
To this day, I wish that I had said no.
I helped her make the arrangements. I helped her buy food and even helped her set everything up. But I knew from the beginning that it was going to suck. There was no way I was going to cheer for Sparty, no matter who they played. I was automatically rooting for the other side.
"That works for me," she said. "We'll be going by the usual rules then, only you'll be rooting against the Spartans instead of for Michigan. And I expect to spend a lot of time in the basement, John. I don't care if they know what we do down there."
Our sex life had been off. I was as horny as a Billy goat and I was right with her on that fact. I hoped that the party could somehow jumpstart us back towards where we'd been.
All the way until I opened the door and saw Cullen standing there. "Hey guy, no hard feelings," he said.
I went into the house grabbed my jacket and headed for the garage. "Where are you going Honey?" asked Melissa.
"Does it matter?" I said. "Cullen is here. You'll do fine."
Less than a minute later I was in my car and on the road. I didn't want to be at a Sparty party anyway. I was only doing it for her. I just didn't understand why she couldn't see that Cullen was the reason for all of the problems that we'd been having.
The Michigan/Michigan State game had been in October, it had taken barely three months for him to almost destroy a perfect marriage.
I drove around for most of the afternoon. i heard on the news that MSU had won. I hung out for a while longer before finally heading for home. I had a really bad feeling about going. I stopped for gas at a station about three blocks away from my house.
While I was at the pump, a friend of ours came over to me.
"John, why weren't you at the party?" she asked me.
"I wasn't there because it was a party for Spartan fans. They could see their team in the Rose bowl," I said. "I don't have much use for Spartans."
"Yet, you married one," she said. I looked down.
"You know she was miserable at her own party, right?" she said, making me feel even worse. "And that asshole friend of hers was all over her as soon as you left."
My heart lurched in my chest. "I go to all of the Michigan games," she said. "But I graduated from MSU. My husband was a wolverine. We decided a long time ago that pride in your school is a good thing, but not at the expense of your family. Family always comes first.
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My Name is Derek and my wife is Kristy. We have been married for eight years and are both in our early thirties. We had just opened a Party Store where we sell party supplies and put on parties for various groups of people. We have catered parties for local dignitaries, weddings, fundraisers and even the occasional bachelor or bachelorette parties.The business had been very successful so far. We were trying to build a solid reputation as a place you can count on for a great party. We are...
My whole life has been somewhat of a planned activity. Everyday I had the same routine; go to school, stay after for soccer, go home, clean up and do homework, hang out with friends, and sleep. I didn't have time much for anything else, let alone a girlfriend, hell I was too shy to even approach a girl I wasn't already friends with. Don't get me wrong I watch porn and masturbate a lot, so I have some visual experience, unfortunately I have noone to use it on. This little tidbit of...
Author's Name: Lee Anne Montgomery ([email protected]) Story Title: Woman Partner (Chapter 13 - My Coming Out Party) This work is copyrighted to the author ©2003. Please do not remove the author information or make any changes to this story. You may post freely to non-commercial "free" sites, or in the "free" area of commercial sites. Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to, and hope that I receive, your feedback....
Jenny was busy sucking her boyfriend Jimmy's cock in the den of her parent's home. Her hair was being held to the side as Jimmy watched her lips slide up and down his hard cock, her spit oozing out to coat her hand that was cupping his balls. Jenny looked up at her boyfriend, his eyes slightly rolled back in his head as he luxuriated in the feel of her practiced mouth. With a quick glance Jenny checked the clock and realized she only had about 10 minutes before her mother would be home from...
By PABLO DIABLO Copyright 2019 CHAPTER 1 As the rest of the week wore on, Mom went into high gear prepping for our FBI party on Saturday. She had both Bobby and Sammy sitting down multiple times with her going over the food list, making changes each time she sat with them. At some point, I just told them privately that it’s her first west coast party and she wants it to be a big success. The chefs were both cool about the whole thing saying that they completely understood. Anita showed up...
(episode 18) This follows College SexscapadesI believe it was a Monday morning while sitting in class next to Brittany that she asked what I was doing for Halloween the next night. I told her that I was planning to go over to my fraternity house for the Halloween party there. Brittany then asked, “What costume have you come up with for Halloween?” I responded, “I haven't come up with anything yet, but I will be at the party.”Brittany then informed me, “Jennifer, Renee and I are going to a huge...
College SexSaturday, September 24, 2005 All too soon - because it was nearly the end of the summer vacation - the time came to send out the invites for my house-warming party. I'd intended the invites to be nothing more than casual phone calls; Julia wanted to send out real invitations. Guess which approach we took? [On the topic of alternative approaches, I'd also been thinking of a nice, casual pool party. Julia had considerably more upmarket plans. Guess which approach we took for that too? I'll...
In this sex story, JessiKa and Serana offer me a chance to join the Red Garter Strip Club Private Party Crew and attend the private parties the Red Garter can host. JessiKa and Serana Part V: My First Private Party I've recently had just finished being trained by JessiKa and Serana on how to pole dance and how to lap dance. I was ready to be a stripper. JessiKa, Serana and I showed up to work on time. We pole danced our sexy asses off. We made it rain money, and we have gotten amazing...
Hi everyone, my name is Brian and my wife is Jenny and we'd like to tell our experiences of our first swingers party from this past August. my wife says I can do a better job of putting the events into words so here goes.first, I'd like to give a little background as to how we got to this point. I've had fantasies about becoming a swinger for some time and finally decided to talk to my wife about it. she wasn't very receptive of the idea at first but she didn't say "no" so I considered that a...
God and I sat back in the observation room as Rachel changed into a hospital gown. We were both wearing white doctor’s coats, a stethoscope, and scrubs. The theatrics weren’t necessary, but the monotony of immortality could wear on a woman, so spicing things up with a little role-play was always fun. “I need you to lie on your back,” I said to Rachel through the microphone, “and hold your breath when the light goes on.” In the middle of the room Rachel was in, was a CT-scanner I’d...
Sixth form in England meant there were regular party invites, but out of control teenagers drinking themselves into oblivion was simply not the type of scene that interested me. My wild teenage side showed itself sexually; enjoying sex with both male and female friends, whenever possible allowing others to see.It was December, following my seventeenth birthday, when Jacqui Hill invited me to a party at her house on Friday of that week. I’d fancied Jacqui for years but she had a long-term...
ExhibitionismMy whole life has been somewhat of a planned activity. Everyday I had the same routine; go to school, stay after for soccer, go home, clean up and do homework, hang out with friends, and sleep. I didn't have time much for anything else, let alone a girlfriend, hell I was too shy to even approach a girl I wasn't already friends with. Don't get me wrong I watch porn and masturbate a lot, so I have some visual experience, unfortunately I have noone to use it on. This little tidbit of information...
IncestJill’s PerspectiveHalloween has always been one of my favorite times of the year. And even now, at the age of twenty-five, married, and with a five-month old daughter, I still look forward to fall and the chance to dress in costume. My name is Jillian, but most people call me Jill, and I am married to John, who most people call Jack. I know it sounds kind of corny having our nicknames be Jack and Jill, but we have a lot of fun with it.We started our lives together in a nice suburb outside of...
InterracialRoger set the mood for the afternoon. I was sitting in my apartment, trying to type out a mid-term paper on Risk Management for Dr. Jacob’s Finance 452 class, only to have the strong voice of Roger and The Who captivate my wandering thoughts. Not only was I listening to Roger and letting the lyrics of You Better You Bet lead me to a daydream of pleasant visions, I was also watching Roger sing. He was just across the room on my television. It was October 1981, and a couple months previously, a...
College SexWhat a party by Janet L. Stickney When the Halloween party was announced, I'll admit I was a bit baffled. After all, this is high school, and most of us had long ago given the heave ho to the bag. Our Principal however decided that is exactly the reason to have the party. Then she scheduled Friday as a come to school in costume day, with the actual party on Saturday night. All of the guys I talked to were going to dress up as some favorite character of theirs. Since I'm not...
A Christmas Sex Party My wife of ten years is the sales rep for a plastic whole sale company. She sells recycled raw product to factories and manufacturing companies in a fairly large region including the east coast and into the mid-east states. Using email and a phone she is able to do a lot of her work from an office in our home. This allows her to be at home most days to spend quality time with our two kids, Mat 6 and Jessie 4. To maintain personal contact with most of her...
A Turnabout Party Chapter 1 You are kidding me? It was Monday. I had just finished cooking dinner and my wife had just walked in the door from work. She set her things down and just said, "You may get your wish." "My wish?" "Yes. Your wish for us to go out with you looking like a woman." You see I'm a work at home husband, doing on-line editing of technical books, papers, and the like. My wife is a high end professional woman. I...
The Engagement Party It was late August 2004 when my wife’s brother Art got engaged. Art, who I’ve known since he was thirteen, is a great guy. Their engagement party was an afternoon affair starting at 5:00 pm and held at a local Holiday Inn. At the time, my wife Lenora and I had been married for almost 20 years. We had two c***dren aged sixteen and thirteen, and we both worked. Our marriage and sex life were about average with the usual Friday and Saturday night standard action. At the time...
The Engagement Party It was late August 2004 when my wife’s brother Art got engaged. Art, who I’ve known since he was thirteen, is a great guy. Their engagement party was an afternoon affair starting at 5:00 pm and held at a local Holiday Inn. At the time, my wife Lenora and I had been married for almost 20 years. We had two children aged sixteen and thirteen, and we both worked. Our marriage and sex life were about average with the usual Friday and Saturday night standard action. At the time...
(Author’s Message: The organization and people mentioned in this story are purely figments of the author’s imagination. No such organization and no such people are truly meant or actually exist.) PROLOGUE: They were all at the breakfast table, Earl, Mandy and Little Susie were seated and Susie, who’d gotten it read for them, was only then sitting down. Earl was drinking from his coffee cup and talking softly with Little Susie, when Mandy spoke up: ‘Mommie, Daddy, how did you two meet?’ Earl...
A Halloween Party by Sissie Maid Cuckold "Hi, my name is Rebecca and this is my boyfriend Tyrell and we are giving a big Halloween party. My husband Timmy here has volunteered to be our server at the party and we were looking for the perfect uniform for him". "Ah hi I'm Lisa. Did you say your...boyfriend and your husband or did I hear you wrong?" "Yes that's exactly what I said, this is my boyfriend Tyrell and this is my husband Timmy." "Ah Ok I thought I miss heard you. Ah...
It was late August 2004 when my wife’s brother Albert got engaged. Albert, who I’ve known since he was thirteen, is a great guy. Their engagement party was an afternoon affair starting at 5:00 pm and held at a local Holiday Inn. At the time, my wife Lenora and I had been married for seventeen years. We had two children aged sixteen and thirteen, and we both worked. Our marriage and sex life were about average with the usual Friday and Saturday night standard action… At the time we were just...
Jill heard them honking the horn and almost opened the door. She stopped, turned as if she was about to go back into her room, stopped, turned back to the door, stopped, turned, stopped...finally she took a deep breath and opened the door and stepped outside. Her hands tried to cover herself but there was too much skin to cover so she let her hand drop. “Holy fuckin' shit.” Cliff said from inside the car. “Dude, I have to agree with you here.” Roger replied not taking his eyes off Jill. Jill...
Group SexMichael If any of you know anything about handguns, then you know that having your thumb on the trigger instead of your index finger means it is pointed at you and you are having a very bad day or days as the situation I now find myself in. You see, I had divorce papers served on me two days ago. For some husbands that would be like a pardon from the warden and would be a reason for celebrating. I on the other hand actually love my wife more than anything. Instead of celebrating I was sitting...
Do you get off to the thought of furry bitches showing their hairy pussies for bastards like you? If so, then you probably want to find a fucking site where you can jerk off to a whole host of furry pornography that is sure to make you cum your brains out. If that sounds like something you are into, then I invite you to check out Yiff Party.Here, you are going to find a wide array of content that is certain to get you off in a hurry. No matter if you want to look at straight furry porn or even...
Hentai Porn SitesI am a fairly successful businessman and own my own company. At six foot three, 225 pounds I am in good shape thanks to a relentless personal trainer at our local gym. With a healthy six figure salary, in addition to perks and bonuses, we live comfortably. My wife Diane is a typical 24 year old young woman in every way, except for the fact that she has grown more and more sensual as she gets older. She is beautiful, five foot six inches, 107 pounds carrying a 36C chest with shoulder length...
After Klintuck and I visited mom, we went back to our place, Klintuck’s ship, and mostly just relaxed for a few days. It was getting close to Halloween so most of my attention and energy was drawn to figuring out what to do for one of my favorite holidays. I wanted to have another Halloween party, like I had gone to with mom so many years ago, but now I wanted to host my own. I wasn’t sure as to where I was going to have it quite yet, but I figured with it being close to Halloween, I would...
TransI am a fairly successful businessman and own my own company. At six foot three, 225 pounds I am in good shape thanks to a relentless personal trainer at our local gym. With a healthy six figure salary, in addition to perks and bonuses, we live comfortably. My wife Diane is a typical 24 year old young woman in every way, except for the fact that she has grown more and more sensual as she gets older. She is beautiful, five foot six inches, 107 pounds carrying a 36C chest with shoulder length...
ExhibitionismAuthors note: This is a sequel to Mr. Miller's Christmas story. You may wantto read that one first. Mr. Miller's 4th of July Party By Deputy Duffy Time moved slowly between Christmas and the 4th of July. Not a day went bythat I didn't think about the events that occurred at Mr. Miller's Christmasparty. It didn't help that I'd frequently run into people I saw at the party,but couldn't say anything because they didn't know I was even there. No onedid, aside from the Millers and the other Santas,...
“You never treat me like an adult!” Alex shouted as she slammed her bedroom door. “I’ll show her too immature to go out on her own.” She muttered under her breath, pulling out her laptop, and searching for a local meat girl collection service. Their fight had been the same as it always had been. Alex’s mom had always been overbearing and controlling. Never letting her go out alone, or to meet up with friends at a party. Even now when she had been a legal adult for almost an entire year her...
Another story from my life. All names have been changed for privacy reasons. I was 18 years old. It was about 6 months after my night with Stephanie. We had become good friends, but hadn't spent an other night together. Although I thought a lot about it. I had begun to loosen up a little. I was still a bit shy, but not as much as I had been. I even had a boyfriend, but it didn't last. We basically just met for sex, that was it. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon. I was going trough town,...
Group SexThursday night we were having a Thanksgiving dinner at Mary Beth’s suggestion; instead of a complete turkey, which would have been far too much food even for the seven of us, she had baked two large turkey breasts in the oven. Patrick had helped, making some traditional side dishes, a green bean casserole, and somehow he had found a source of candied yams. As we sat around the dinner table, Mary Beth spoke to us all. “Well, I know Thanksgiving isn’t really an Australian tradition, but it is...
Rob and I went to our first swinger’s party about five years ago and we wanted to share it with you. Since then we have gone to many more but the first one is always special. My wonderful wife Annie (my name is Rob) is a beautiful Japanese woman with long dark brown hair, dark seductive eyes, and a smile that will melt your heart. We had been happily married for nearly 13 years at the time. Annie was 35 years old (and I was 43) and is a petit 5’- 4” and weighs 110 lbs, she has perfect 34C...
Wife LoversIt was late August 2004, when my wife’s brother Albert, got engaged. Albert, who I’ve known since he was thirteen, is a great guy. Their engagement party was an afternoon affair starting at 5:00 pm and held at a local Holiday Inn.At the time, my wife Nora and I had been married for seventeen years. We had two children aged sixteen and thirteen, and we both worked. Our marriage and sex life were about average with the usual Friday and Saturday night standard action… At the time we were just...
CuckoldExtemporaneity.Darry kicked back in his chair. The solution in the spray bottle had taken on an unearthly color but it had also clarified. And it didn't smell all that bad either, kind of reminded him of spicy musk cologne. The two new batches he had started with the sludge from the bottom of the first had gone through the expected changes. By the evening of the Alti-Verse Bash, he would have three bottles of the potion ready.The Mu Alpha Deltas (MADs) were the college science and tech geeks....
MILF(episode 22) Dear Lush friends, followers, and readers,I last wrote to you about spring break in Destin, Florida of my junior year of college. In this next installment I will tell you about the events which transpired that spring and all about an epic party that my roommates and I hosted. It was about two weeks after spring break ended that my girlfriend Jennifer and I broke up again. This was actually developing into a pattern. We had an argument about me giving our friend Mary Beth a ride on...
College SexThe Spanking Couples CFNM PartyChapter One:Two days after one of the monthly Spanking Parties, Debbie and Marion were sitting in Marion’s home office discussing their sexual appetites. Both were dressed as normal when relaxing in one of their respective houses. Both had casual clothes – for them, at least. Both sported normal, everyday bras and tops, but were butt naked below the waist (unless you count their stiletto heels as below the waist clothing). And both were enjoying the...
My best friend Janet works for Passion Parties. We've know each other since college. She’s a consultant and sells sex toys. She asked me if I’d like to host a party. The cool thing is if lots of people buy the products at my passion party, I will get credits and will be able to buy things for myself. I absolutely love sex toys and if I can get free ones, I will absolutely have a party! I've invited my very best friends. We all are very different. Mary, (Curvy red-head) well, she’s a slut and...
ToysI was ready to come and Vicky knew it. She slipped two fingers into my pussy, adding to the vibrator she held on my clit. My skin turned pink and tiny sweat beads broke out. As she bore down, I shrieked, arching my body with a strained moan of ecstasy, overwhelmed by the spasm of climax. She kept the vibrator going while tickling me inside with her fingers. I could barely handle it, flopping from side to side on the bed, trembling, and shouting "Oh, fuck!" over and over. "Tell me how you really...
Group SexCock Tease taken at partyMy wife and I had been married 4 years when the following incident happened. We have been married for 30 plus years now. At the time Sue was a lovely sexy woman, a lovely wife and a mother of one c***d. She was 5 ft 7 inches tall, roughly 130-140 lbs, 36C breasts and a redhead. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.I was attending a technical school and getting ready to graduate. A fellow student, Tom, was having a party at his apartment. Tom shared the two...
Hello ISS readers. I am Rohit, 22, male from Chennai. The details and characteristics of my mom said here are true but the erotic happenings are fictional. Kindly read the story and enjoy it. The story is about my mom. My family consists of 3 members – dad, mom and me. Dad is a marine engineer. So it’s rare to see him at home for 7-8 months in a year. Now getting into the story. My mom’s name is Aishwarya. She was 40 years old at the time of this incident (at present she’s 43). She’s a fair...
IncestStanding naked in front of the mirror, I don't look like much. I’m skinny, boney even, and my breasts are non-existent, some would even say I look like a boy. Sometimes I wish I had been born a boy. So many things would have been different, so much of my life might have turned out different. Most importantly, Tina might have fallen in love with me. I run my hands over my breasts. My nipples spring to life after my hands pass over them. I think about Tina and all the things we've done together....
LesbianSaturday, August 11, to Monday, August 13, 2007 Having described the "Nevaeh As An Angel" plan so thoroughly, I'll leave that aspect out of my description of the party. I'll describe other parts of the night, plus where Julia and I had added to the plan. Nevaeh hid just inside the mouth of the emergency tunnel for the best part of an hour, waiting until the party was going well. Boring for her, but Julia wanted her creation to have a grand entrance with maximum effect. Julia had told...
I looked over the pop up; it was asking if I liked or loved wine, I said what the hell so I answered “loved” And then the next pop up call up and it wondered if you won a barrel of wine, what would you do with it. Well not knowing how much a barrel had in it and all I typed it in and the results were 300 bottles or 60 gallons of wine. So I filled out the questionnaire and sent it on its way. I’d forgotten all about it and mainly didn’t think I’d hear from them because I simply put, I’d...
"We've been invited to a party," my wife Kristy said gleefully as she walked in the door. "Carla at work is having a couple's cocktail party." Kristy was a bit overweight, but well proportioned with a really cute face. Her weight, though, supplied her with really large breasts, which I enjoyed. Plus she had a bubbly personality so she made friends easily. I wasn't surprised that she had received an invitation."Okay," I responded. I didn't like parties, I always felt uncomfortable with the...
This is the fifth and final installment of the story of our Tenth Wedding Anniversary. Earlier installments are Tenth Wedding Anniversary, Stripper, Paula's Turn, an Paula's Bi Interlude.At the end of our week in Vegas, I gave Paula her anniversary present, a diamond and blue sapphire dinner ring. The 14 diamonds were inherited from my grandmother, but even with that, the gold setting and sapphires brought the cost of ring to over $1000. Needless to say, Paula was elated with the gift. That...
Background:Cathy and Derick Rostron married a few years after each had completed college. Cathy was 24 at the time, Derick was 26. After 16 years of marriage, the Rostron's have two c***dren, Martha 15 and Larry 10. Cathy is the executive secretary for a large law firm with four younger secretaries reporting to her. Derick is computer programmer who holds a senior position with a large electronics firm.Their very close friends, Jane and Ray Sheppard, live across the street, two houses down the...
Halloween Party by Suzi (Johnson) Thomas "Hi, dear," my wife said when I walked into the house, "how was work?" "Not bad," I replied, "we landed that new account, so the boss was thrilled. What's new?" "We're invited to a Halloween party, a costume party, at the Peterson's Saturday night. Do you want to go?" In truth, we hardly knew the Peterson's, having been introduced by a friend of a friend, and we usually didn't really celebrate Halloween. "I guess so, sure, why not," I...