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The laughter stayed for much longer than I thought it would considering I hadn’t joined in. I thought to myself, “Are these fuckers really this damn brainless, especially my wife?”

As I turned to walk away, I finally heard their laughs wain a bit. By the time I picked up my suitcases and reached the door, all forms of celebration had ceased. As the door hit me in the ass I heard my wife yell, “Oh come on Clive, it was just a joke.”

Only steps away from my car there was desperation in her voice, “Clive? Clive! Where are you going?” I let my middle finger do my talking for me as I drove away.

By now you’re probably wondering what the hell was going on. Since you asked, I had just walked in after spending a week on the road for my company playing hatchet man; a job I despise with my entire being, even if it did pay very well. My company bought out a smaller business and I was sent in to dismiss some middle management.

Needless to say I was in a terrible mood.

My wife April knows about these trips and what they do to me and so does her family. Quick word about my in-laws. If you put all their brains together, you still couldn’t get a high school diploma worth’s of intelligence out of them. All except for April. She’s the whole package, pretty and smart. That is until she gets with her family. The fucking idiots have no limits to the grief they give me.

It’s generally innocent stuff, but sometimes they go too damn far. The worst was a prank call about my mother being killed in a car wreck which forced me to leave merger talks to fly home. My mother is my last surviving blood family. We buried my father and brother ten years prior after a semi truck ran a red light.

After discovering my mother wasn’t dead, I laid holy hell upon the whole damn lot of them. One year later I still refused to allow them in my home or talk to them. April wasn’t involved in that stunt thank goodness. If she was, I may have filed then and there. Only because of April’s begging, did I start talking to her family again. But only after I gave them a dire warning and a promise, “NO MORE FUCKING JOKES or the lot of you will never see me again!”

Things tamed down and eventually we reconciled. They were more stupid than mean so I let things go. My big fucking mistake.

So after giving eight people their walking papers, I walked in my house and found a video playing on the television of a woman in silhouette giving blow jobs to several men. First I was surprised since April never showed any interest in porn. But when the man on the video climaxed and said, “My God April, that was the best yet. You’ve definitely gotten better.” When the others on the video agreed with him, I knew then the form in silhouette looked familiar.

At that moment my life as I knew it ended. I was standing there shell shocked with tears running down my cheeks when April and her demented family came out from hiding and started laughing.

It was then the lighting in the video changed. April was in the video but she was fully clothed. The men ended up being her brothers and they were fully dressed as well. It was another of their fucking jokes. It was a poor perverted low class joke, but a joke none the less. A joke of my wife cheating on me! A joke that I was promised would never happen after the last time.

I keep my promises. Always have always will. While I was on my trip as hatchet man, I was offered a position as General Manager in a facility across country. I begged off until I asked April if she thought I should take it. That no longer being a concern, I called my boss as I drove from my house and told him I’d take it.

It’s been five years and I haven’t seen April or her family. A promise kept.

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Aprils Fool

This one’s a change for me. It’s in a different category than my previous work. And it’s currently a one-off short story. I see some potential in it for more—either elaboration or continuation—but I haven’t decided yet whether I’ll do either. I value your comments and feedback. Circumstances permitting, I’ll respond to either—eventually. —CarlusMagnus + + + + + The Norns had woven the web of my weird, and there could be no escape. She walked into my classroom on the first day of classes in...

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Fool

So, in your drunken state you decide that you want me. Calling me in the early hours to deliver a slurred speech telling me what a fool you’ve been, and how much you miss me. Odd that it’s taken you nearly three months to come to this conclusion, since that day you dumped me. I listen to your transparent patter and the recycled charm offensive somewhat indifferently. I should be kicking you to the kerb and putting the phone down, but foolishly I yield and listen. You tell me you’ll be twenty...

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The April Foolrsquos Day Prank Leads To Sex With Teach

The names in the following story have been changed in order to maintain the secrecy of both the people and because sex with a teacher is considered a taboo.Hey there people! Sorry, I could not reveal my real name but you can call me desiboy.Talking about me, I’m a college going student in Hyderabad in my 5th semester. I have a dick of seven and a half inches. For feedbacks and any kinds of comments, contact me on [email protected] about my teacher, she is 30 and married to a banker...

3 years ago
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Well just fool around

She sent me the sexy photos every year when she got back from her Florida vacation. Claire went on vacation solo since she and her husband were no longer sleeping together. She was proud of her body and usually dated the pictures with her now advancing age. We exchanged sexts from time to time but it never went any further than that.Then, when she turned 65, she sent me a particularly sexy bikini shot with her captivating smile like always the highlight. I couldn't help but respond: "I'd...

3 years ago
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The April Fool8217s Day Prank Leads To Sex With Teacher

The names in the following story have been changed in order to maintain the secrecy of both the people and because sex with teacher is considered a taboo. Hey there people! Sorry, I could not reveal my real name but you can call me mva. Talking about me, I’m a college going student in Ahmedabad in my 2nd semester. I have a dick of five and a half inches. For feedbacks and any kinds of comments, contact me on Talking about my teacher, she is 30 and married to a banker guy. She has a huge pair...

2 years ago
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How We Enjoy My Friend8217s Bitchy Mom Everyday Making Him A Fool

Hi to all mamas here , this is the true damn hot fuckable story which is happening right now….(Remember onething we allways keeps prasanth away with something so that we can enjoy bhagya everytime somebody among our three stays with prashnath) My name is Vilas and i’m 24yrs im studying engg in hyd , as i got into engg.(engineering) i made 4 friends Rajesh,Chandu,Krishna and prashanth , we all became so close and prashanth is the guy who came to hyd for studies from vizag he lives along with his...

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A Fool In Love

Some time ago, it seems like two years but I had no way of knowing for sure, I had graduated from college with good prospects and many ambitions for the future. One of those was to meet the girl of my dreams, get married and have a family. I met Stefanie at a dinner party held by mutual friends, Bob and Shirley. She was quite tall, being equal to my 5' 9" height, with long black hair and green eyes. Her exotic looks intoxicated me while her charming off-world accent completely...

1 year ago
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The Emu the Kraken and the Fool for Love

The opaque waters were calm, so still that they reflected the Milky Way back upon itself. Millions and millions of stars conspiring to shape the twinkling Emu that sparkled on the surface of this remote desert billabong. The creator spirit soared overhead, her image rendered small enough to catch my downcast eyes.Through the night air, just heard, came the haunting notes of a far-off digeridoo. Soulful, earthy; the loose vibrations of one set of lips expanding to fill the wide-open spaces of...

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No Fool Like an Old Fool

Oh Shit! I'm going to be late again. This was my thought as I rounded the last corner leading to my apartment building. It was 3:25 and my wife Helen, had told me to be home by no later than 3:00. Her sister Tammy and her husband were joining us for our traditional Thanksgiving dinner and they were bringing Helen's nearly 90 year old mother with them. Our daughter, Megan and her husband Nick were coming as well, and they were bringing my grandson Bobby too. I had glanced at the contents of...

2 years ago
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The Walk of LifeChapter 9 Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You

After more shopping, we arrived back at the rental house. Chloe seemed to act as if she was on cloud nine after announcing to me I had a date. Even if it wasn’t a real date, I didn’t welcome the idea. I liked my solitude, much like Piccolo in Dragon Ball Z. The peace of my surroundings and being able to understand my own thoughts was something I enjoyed. However, I saw her point, and was on board with changing myself in a more social way. I could make new friends, gain new experiences, and...

3 years ago
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Good Medicine Sophomore YearChapter 16 The Joker Aint The Only Fool

September 12, 1982, McKinley, Ohio “Hi, Jos,” I said when her roommate called her to the phone. “Hi. How are things?” ‘Shitty!’ I wanted to say, and not in Russian. I also wanted to tell her I missed her and wanted to see her, but saying that might only make things worse. At this point, though, I wondered what ‘worse’ might be. “OK. How are you doing?” “I’m getting used to the routine and how different things are here from West Monroe.” Her answer was flat, and she sounded...

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