Unknowing
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My Mum’s story starts with an exchange between her and myself, recorded on my tablet.
[Erect dick pic]
“Billy, seriously what the hell? This is not funny, call now!”
“Relax, it’s just a dick pic.”
“But I’m your mother; you shouldn’t be sending me anything like that! Now answer your phone. I’m trying to ring you!”
“Technically you’re my foster-mother.”
[Erect dick pic]
“Are you drunk? Pick up your phone!”
“Not drunk, have another. Your turn.”
[Erect dick pic]
“What are you thinking? This is not funny, have you lost your mind? Call me right now!”
“Something just came over me; I want to be closer to you. And I’m not being funny.”
“Are you listening to yourself? I think you have lost your mind! This is NOT OKAY! Never send me anything like this again! And answer my calls!”
[Erect dick pic with hand around it]
“I don’t think that’s a good idea. It’s just some harmless fun.”
“This is not harmless, this is horrendous. Are you on drugs or something? Explain yourself!”
“I don’t know. I just think it could be fun to be sexual with you. I’m sorry if you’re mad. Maybe it was a stupid idea.”
“You shouldn’t send me those kind of pictures; you should talk to me like an adult.”
“Are you going to tell Dad? Please don’t. He will freak out.”
“I’m not going to share this with anyone, least of all your father.”
“Thanks Mum.
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