The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 17 Miles Madigan
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Summer 2025
Kelly’s desire that I limit my time with travel and consulting led me to review my finances and priorities. I was doing a week every month in downstate Georgia and the equivalent amount of time teaching at various police academies. I was currently making between $1,000 and $2,000 a month from each of five different police and sheriff’s departments for consulting services and as a retainer. Special projects cost extra. In effect, that worked out to about $85,000 to $90,000 a year before taxes. Teaching, on the other hand, was a lot less lucrative. I wasn’t making much more than $15,000 a year from that, though I was beginning to sell my training materials online. On the other hand, it was all the face time I got from teaching that led to my success with the consulting.
What was really profitable, however, was being a historian. My three history books on policing in America had all sold more than 50,000 copies each, with an average sale price of $30 per copy, and a royalty rate of ten percent. That worked out to $150,000 from each book, and the more books I wrote, the amount rose. Every time I released a new book, sales of my older books took a quick spike. Things looked good enough for Posse Comitatus: A History that Simon & Schuster raised the price from $29.95 to $34.95, partly because of inflation but also because of the good sales of the last two books. If I could write a book every eighteen months, the paycheck from being a historian would equal or exceed that from teaching and consulting.
I promised Kelly I would try to cut back on teaching and try to limit the time I spent in southern Georgia. I was also going to concentrate on my next book. I decided not to write a history of Conover County for the simple reason that it was too close to home for me. I didn’t think I would be able to take a step back and look at it professionally and impersonally. Instead, I decided to do something with the change in how officer-involved shootings were handled since the invention of the cell phone and the Internet. There was an awful lot of material out there to research.
I also spent some time working on Ken Burns’ The Police project. They wanted me to do some introductory dialogue for the first segment of the miniseries, The Shire Reeve. When I asked how this was to be done, I was told not to worry about it. The actual video recording would be done at WPBA in Atlanta. I was curious how that was going to be accomplished. I discovered the method in July. They sent me the suggested monologue and told me to be in Atlanta the Tuesday after the Fourth of July holiday.
“What’s it like being on TV?” asked Seamus.
I smiled and shrugged. “There’s usually a lot of hurry up and wait. I’ve never done anything like this before. I’ve only done things like book tours, and they’re totally different.”
“How so?”
I gave him a curious look. “Want to go with me? See what it’s like?”
Seamus’ eyes lit up. “Could I?”
I gave him a thoughtful nod. “Only if you’re on your best behavior.”
“I promise!”
“We’ll see. Go ask your mother what she thinks.”
Seamus took off like he had a rocket up his ass. I shook my head in amusement. Realistically he would be quite well-behaved; he kept his antics at home. Then again, he was only eleven, and would probably be bored. We’d just have to see.
Kelly came out of the laundry room, where our son had found her. “You’re taking Seamus to the videotaping?”
I smiled. “Why not? It’s not like he has school or a job. You can have a day with Riley.”
Kelly rolled her eyes at that. “Is that a threat, and if so, to whom? She’s a teenager and I’m just her mother.”
“It could have been worse.” Kelly eyed me curiously, and I finished. “You could have had three teenaged boys all at the same time, like my mother!”
“God forbid!”
“Could you imagine if we had had fraternal twins, one boy and one girl? Think of all the experiments we could have performed to determine whether it was worse raising boys or girls.”
“Go find something to do before I give you some chores! Out!”
Tuesday morning, Seamus and I drove over to WPBA. After entering we were stopped at a locked airlock system, since nobody wanted idiots wandering into a television studio on their own. I gave my name, and somebody came to escort us inside. Seamus had never been to a television studio before, and he stared with amazement at everything. He was a bit disappointed, though, when the first place we went was a conference room. Inside we found Sandra Kellogg and a couple of younger men.
“Grim, good to see you again. Who’s this?”
I shook Sandra’s hand. “Sandra, nice to see you. I brought my makeup man. He’s here to buff my head if the shine fades.”
“Dad!” protested Seamus.
The adults all laughed, and I continued, “This is my son, Seamus. He wanted to see what we’re doing today. Seamus, this is Ms. Kellogg.”
She stuck her hand out and he shook it. “Ma’am.”
“Nice to meet you, Seamus. This is Matt Gondorf and Chuck Winsall. Matt’s one of our technical guys with Florentine and Chuck’s a cameraman here at the station.”
We all shook hands. Chuck said, “Seamus, we’ll be needing your talents. The first thing your dad is going to do is go to makeup and tone down the reflections on his head, keep it from blinding the camera. You’ll need to buff him up afterwards.”
Seamus grinned at that. “Can you get a picture of that for me? That’s definitely going on Facebook!”
I smiled at that. “Don’t get your hopes up.” I looked at Sandra. “Still planning on me speaking on the topics in the email?”
“Basically. I would think it would be pretty basic for you. We’ll also do some prep work for future interviews.” I gave her a confused look. “We need to create your office.”
“My office? That’s a corner of my living room. We film me there we’ll have my wife and the kids bouncing through and Barney the dog jumping on my lap and falling asleep in the middle of everything!”
The others smiled and looked over at Seamus, who was nodding. “Barney snores, too,” he added.
That generated some laughter. “No, that’s not quite the image we want to project. We’re going to put you on a small set with a green screen backdrop and then do an office or study or something on a digital background,” said Matt.
“What’s a green screen?” asked Seamus.
“Come with me. We’ll show you. I have a studio prepped,” said Chuck. He stood up and we followed him out of the conference room and up the stairs to a floor with a hallway with several studios on each side. The first on the left was ours. Inside was an armchair, an end table, and a coffee table. It was all on a large carpet that looked like it had been cut from a roll of brown carpet. The most obvious thing, though, was a giant green screen hanging from a metal rack behind everything.
I had seen green screens before on the sets where I had done my book tour interviews, but they were always fixed walls. This one was fabric and was just hanging from the rack. “I thought they had to be solid.”
Chuck shook his head and said, “No, anything green in the right color will do. You can buy it as paint or fabric. Just make sure you don’t wear green clothing, or that will disappear, too.”
Seamus said, “Huh?”
“Watch. Doctor Reaper, have a seat. We want you to look at a few different office and study backdrops. Once we find one that we all like, we can save it for the future.”
I took a seat in the armchair and told Seamus to stand back with the others and stay quiet and not to touch anything. Chuck placed a laptop computer on the coffee table facing me and had another one on a desk behind the camera. After a couple of minutes futzing around, he said, “Let’s start with the college library.”
I just sat there looking around, but Seamus let out a loud, “WHOA!”
I glanced at the laptop and where before I was sitting in the armchair with a green background, now it looked like I was in a college library, with some book stacks behind me. “Cool, huh?” said Chuck.
“Cool!”
“Now, let’s try the home office.” The scene changed to something that looked like I had converted one of the kid’s bedrooms. “And the home library.” We went through several different possibilities
After getting over his initial surprise, Seamus joined the others discussing which of the choices was best. We settled on the home library set. “You can also do this sort of thing at home,” I was told.
“Really?”
Chuck explained, “A lot of the television commentators broadcast from a home studio. It’s easy. Set up a green screen backdrop and then mount a video camera on a tripod. You sit on a stool in front of the camera and then run it all through your laptop, with your ‘office’ on the screen. Watch the morning talk shows sometime. You’ll be watching at eight in the morning on the east coast and they’ll have some talking head on the air from California. It’s five in the morning there yet he’s sitting with a sunlit backdrop.”
“You know, I’ve seen that. I wondered how they did it,” I admitted.
Matt announced it was time for makeup. “Can I watch?” asked my son.
I shrugged and looked at the others. “Sure. Why not,” said Matt.
We all went down the hall to a small room with lots of mirrors and lights where a woman was waiting for us. As expected, one of the first things she did was dust something onto my head to make me less shiny. Seamus laughed at that, and the makeup artist went on to explain how she had to brighten some dark spots and darken some bright spots, so that everything looked even on camera. The lights on the set were very bright and tended to wash out the color. She offered to work on him and laughed loudly as he scampered out of reach.
Then it was back to the studio. I had brought several sport coats and suits in a hanging bag, and we looked through them before settling on one. I ended up in a dark tan sport coat with a checkered shirt and khakis; the absence of a tie was meant to show I was an academic. Where they came up with this stuff was beyond me. Several copies of my books were placed on the end table. The laptop was removed, and Sandra Kellogg sat on a stool opposite me but out of the line of sight. She had a notepad in her lap and said, “The way this works best is if I ask you a question, then you answer it, but not like you’re talking to me personally. More like you’re answering a question in a classroom somewhere. I don’t exist. I’m just going to have you go through several different topics. We’ll do the editing back in Walpole, cutting and pasting into the rest of the production.”
“I think I’m following you.”
“Don’t sweat it if you mumble something or stutter or whatever. We can redo it, and nobody will ever know.”
We went through a few minutes of practice and then Sandra said, “Let’s do it. Doctor Reaper, where does the word sheriff come from?”
“Sheriff is a contraction of the two words shire and reeve and dates to the Ninth Century. A shire was a county and is still found in many place names in England; Hampshire, Devonshire, Yorkshire, for instance. A reeve was a magistrate appointed by the king. The shire reeve was literally the king’s magistrate in a county. This dates to the Saxon period in England, but when the Normans conquered the island, they kept the system.”
“Tell me about Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham.”
“By the late Twelfth Century we see that the sheriff was a highly placed government official. This was when the legend of Robin Hood came about. By then the shire reeve had been shortened to sheriff. In the legend, the Sheriff of Nottingham declared Robin of Locksley an outlaw. This was an extremely serious punishment. It meant you were outside the protection of the law, out of the law. You couldn’t own property, you couldn’t be given food or support, you couldn’t possess or use money, your property was taken away, and you could be killed, and nobody would be charged with your murder.”
And so it went for about an hour. I talked about law-and-order dating back to classic Rome and Greece, medieval history, and some other really old history. A lot of it would be cut and end up on the editing room floor. Some might be used in later segments. The plan right now was that the first two segments would be on what most people would think was ancient history. In addition to me, they were using some other historians to talk about what was going on in these societies at the time.
I figured Seamus had to be getting bored by it all, but he was sitting there quietly and watching it all. Eventually we were done, and it was time to go back to makeup to clean up. Chuck said, “Seamus, come with me. Let’s turn you into a movie star.”
“What?” he asked, his eyes lighting up.
“Come on!”
Seamus took off and I sat down in a chair and the makeup lady used some cold cream and other goop and removed the stuff she had put on me a couple of hours ago. Then I headed back down the hallway to the conference room, where Sandra reviewed what would happen next. By then I was getting hungry, so we went to find my son.
They had moved the furniture and rug out of the studio and Seamus was standing in front of the green screen and waving a fake sword around. He looked to be goofing off, but when I glanced at the laptop on the desk, I could see he was standing on the deck of a pirate ship. Then the screen changed, and Chuck said, “Now, when I wave at you, I want you to drop to the floor and then when I wave a second time you stand up and say, ‘There’s too many dragons around here!’ Got it?”
“Dragons? Cool!”
“Get ready.” The scene had changed to a castle exterior. Chuck waved his arm and Seamus dropped to the floor, and when Chuck waved again, he stood up and said his line. “Seamus, want to see what we did?”
“Yeah!”
“These are just some standard scenes we keep on tap to show people how this works,” Chuck said to me.
Seamus came over to the desk and watched as Chuck showed him the scenes they had done in front of the green screen. The best was the last; when Seamus dropped to the floor as a dragon flew across the screen roaring and breathing fire. After it passed, Seamus got to his feet and said, “There’s too many dragons around here!”
I laughed at that. “Can we get that on a thumb drive?” I asked.
Chuck laughed. “Sure.”
“You can show that to Riley and your mother. They’ve never battled dragons before,” I told my son.
“Yeah!”
We had to wait a few minutes before Chuck transferred the video files to a WPBA-labelled thumb drive. Then we grabbed our gear and took off. We hit a barbecue joint and then went home.
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Fall 2018 to Spring 2019 Thanksgiving was at my parents’ house. Last year it was supposed to be there, but Kelly had inherited it when Dad had his heart attack that week. Another way of looking at it was that Mom gave him a heart attack, considering what the two of them were up to when the event occurred. With all the mayhem I’d been around in my life I’d prefer to check out the way he almost did. Regardless, this year it was at Mom and Dad’s, and it would give us a chance to tease them some...
2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...
June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...
Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...
Monday, March 19, 2018 “Dispatch to One-Six-Three.” “One-Six-Three to Dispatch, go ahead.” Dispatch to One-Six-Three, say location.” I was curious as to why Dispatch wanted to know where I was, since they had sent me to supervise an accident at Pinetree and Glen Aubrey. There was a three-car pileup on Glen Aubrey after the first car, a silver Nissan sedan had suddenly braked for a squirrel. The next car, a red Ford Fusion had slammed into the Nissan from behind and had then been...
Spring 2019 to May 2022 Saturday morning things started getting silly. I was home when it started, sacked out while Kelly got up to tend to the offspring, when she came in and said, “You’d better get up.” “What’s up?” “The President is complaining about you again.” I looked at her curiously. “Trump?” She nodded. “What’s wrong now? Jack tweeting again?” “I don’t know, but something set him off. He’s tweeting that the Army needs to yank your medals again,” she replied. I rolled my eyes...
Mom got a text from Kelly that she and the kids would fly home early Saturday. Seamus was acting fussy, and it would be very late by the time they arrived on the East Coast. She told me she would call back when she got the kids fed and settled down. I was going to have to con my mother into loaning me her phone, so that she wasn’t listening in while we talked. It was late enough in the afternoon that it was time to watch the press conference on television. I turned it on and dialed through...
June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...
Holden looked at me curiously. “How can I help you, sir?” “Tell me about the department. How did you get the acting chief slot, for one thing? Seniority?” He nodded. “Basically. I was hired by Chief Babcock back when he was first hired. Shawn Warren was hired about a year later. He has Patrol.” “So, you’ve been a captain about two years, and he’s only been a captain one year.” Again, he nodded. “We weren’t even considered for the chief’s slot, at least not permanently. Besides, Chief...
I was glad I had asked for a brunch meeting and not a breakfast meeting. Kelly not only thanked me for being a hero when we got back to the room, she insisted on thanking me again the next morning! It’s too bad that the Herndons were flying back with us, because I would have bet a significant portion of my net worth that Kelly could have been talked into joining the mile-high club otherwise. Ah well... Mike Forrester and Bob Jenkins met us at ten in the cafe for the breakfast buffet. They...
May 2019 The spring moved along, slowly at times, quick and harried at others. February saw Chris Balvin sending out advanced copies of his final draft for everybody involved to do a final edit. We were supposed to review it for any technical or factual errors; it was sent not just to Tolley and me, but also to Jose and Bob. The deal we all had was that any proceeds from the book would be split three ways. Chris was paid a flat $150k up front to write the book, and then he got a percentage...
October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....
Monday, May 26, 2008 Certain things worked out for me. The bullshit out of the CORB had gotten pretty extreme, and the Justice Department planned to investigate them and not me. The Review Board wasn’t helped when Pendergast was caught saying that he was hoping for the dissolution of the entire Matucket Police Department and its replacement by a federally supervised police force. That was considered more than a bit nutty, even for hard-core Democrats. In any case, it got me off the hook with...
June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...
I told my family to stay there, and I would get my gear and catch up to them. Kelly offered to follow me, but I had to explain that women were not allowed in the barracks, no way, no how! Luckily there was a parking lot near the barracks that would allow me to load my gear up. Dad had driven down in the F-150, so we could toss my stuff in the back and then ride home. The ride home was mostly taken up with my parents and Kelly asking me about the Army and my training. What did I do, what did...
January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...
I stared at Jerry for a second, and then ran over and knelt next to him. His upper right arm was mangled and bloody, and his face was covered in blood. “Oh, Jesus, Jerry!” I wailed, and then I grabbed the mike on my shoulder. ‘OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN! OH JESUS! OFFICER DOWN AT MATUCKET AND ELM! ONE-SIX-THREE TO DISPATCH! I NEED BACKUP AND AN AMBULANCE ... ROLL EVERYTHING! OFFICER DOWN!” Dispatch was saying something, but I didn’t pay any attention. “Oh, shit, Jerry, don’t you die on me!”...
I couldn’t take any more days off that summer. My time with Kelly was restricted to evenings and weekends, which was probably a good thing, at least as regards to my health. Keeping up with her appetite for sin was tiring! She might kill me, but I’d die with a smile on my face. I did speak to Dad about a temporary dock, and he nixed it, at least for this year. “One, it’s not as easy as you think, or as cheap, or as quick. You won’t get it done, at least not done right, until the end of the...
I had a problem with the academy in Athens related to graduation. Specifically, I would graduate with my doctorate mid-May, but the current Basic Law Enforcement class ran from the end of March through mid-July. I couldn’t stay in my apartment after graduating and we couldn’t justify my moving to a new apartment for just a month. I had been keeping Rich caught up with my schedule and plans over at UGA, but as May moved along, it was obvious my time in Athens was ending. Some of my lectures...
1996 to 1999 In August, football started up again. Matucket Middle School didn’t have a real football team, only flag football, so I was still playing Pop Warner football. I turned twelve on March 1, so I changed to the Midget League team, the Spartans. At twelve I had jumped over the Junior Midget team, which was ages ten, eleven, and twelve. The Midget team was ages twelve, thirteen, and fourteen, so I could probably play there until I got to high school. I knew Matucket High played real...
Seamus turned fourteen on May 8. Like every year before then, Kelly and I wondered whether he would live long enough to see another birthday. The eternal question was which one of us would kill him first. On the other hand, he could consistently manage to take my mind off the ongoing crisis in the Matucket Police Department. Over dinner that night he asked, “Dad, a mistress is a girlfriend, right?” I looked across the table at Kelly and she looked as confused as I did. I turned my head...
September 2003 - December 2003 Dad drove me over to Hartsfield International in Atlanta Thursday morning, sometime around the crack of dawn. Mom stayed at home, which was a good thing, because she spent most of Wednesday night and Thursday morning crying. She was a total basket case, even though I was only going to New York. I didn’t want to be around her when I ended up going overseas. I had to be there early, because I was on a very cheap Delta flight, and you had to be there two hours...
I went into the station the next morning at 0730. I figured I would go in early and see the shift changes and roll calls for a bit to get a feel for things from the bottom up. After roll call, I headed back to my office, only to get stopped by Mindy Hollis. She dragged me back outside to the department parking lot and over to the corner it shared with the impound yard. “This is where we should build a storage annex,” she said. “Why here? In this corner?” “It’s the best choice. It’s inside...
2026 to 2027 We spent about a week cleaning up from the remodeling. There was dust on everything, even the ceiling, and everything needed to be wiped down and washed. Dust even got into all the clothing that hadn’t been boxed up and left in the closets, since the closet doors had to be open so the flooring in the closets could be replaced. We were doing wash nonstop for a week, and Custom Clean Dry Cleaning made a small fortune off us when we took all our good clothes over. The most amusing...