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Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of Investigations got together with Captain Warren of Patrol, and they pulled together the necessary warm bodies in blue shirts to shut down the two shops simultaneously. That not only closed the shops but gave us enough info to grab the members of an auto theft ring. We didn’t get back the fancy cars whose thefts had started the Division, but it raised morale around the department. It also got the Council off our butts for a bit, and we started planning other specialized details.

I lost three more officers by the end of August. Two were Senior Patrolmen who chafed under the new requirements, and one of them was the officer who couldn’t pass his pistol qualification. The third was Lieutenant Sansone in Patrol. He was five years older than Captain Warren and thought Warren was nothing but a jumped-up pissant and he, Sansone, should have been the captain. I disagreed and Sansone took off for somewhere else.

It wasn’t all bad, though. I had the feeling that these were the last defections because they didn’t like the new boss. As I kept telling everybody, the key to a good department wasn’t the equipment, it was the personnel. We were advertising in print and social media, and I was in contact with all the local schools and colleges and academies. By the end of August, we hired two recent graduates of my alma mater, the Athens police academy. We also hired a couple of admins, administrative assistants, to help Mindy and the ladies in the office. One would be attending the academy in Forsyth in January and the other would begin attending Matucket County Community College at nights to get a degree in criminal justice. She would go to the academy when she graduated.

One interesting thing that happened was that when the changes in the MPD became known to the general police community I began getting calls from ex-MPD officers. It had been ten years since Crowley and I had been sent packing, and the council had brought in a new and improved chief. In the ten years since pretty much every officer I had ever known on the force had either been forced out or had retired in disgust. I began getting calls from some of those officers who were asking about coming home, so to speak. I had not been expecting that when I was figuring my estimates for rebuilding the department. I hired several of them and told them we were rebuilding the department. They liked that idea.

One very interesting morning I spent talking to a senior sergeant from Forsyth who had once been on the force with me. He was shown into my office at 1000 on a Wednesday morning. I smiled when he came in. “As I live and breathe, if it isn’t Little Billy!”

“Grim, good to see you again. The last time I saw you, you were being booted out of here unceremoniously.”

“And the last time I saw you, you were putting lifts in your shoes to pass the department height minimums. You still are, I see.”

He laughed. “Screw you, Grim. Screw you!” He stuck out his hand and we shook. I pointed him towards one of the armchairs and took a second. Little Billy was the nickname of one of my fellow Patrol officers back in the day, William Mayburn, so named because he was short and skinny. He was also smart and brave and a good cop. When the Somali tangoes had decided to come after me in 2018, he had been assigned to one of the blocking cruisers. After I had dispatched the six terrorists who came after me, he had nabbed the seventh, a driver who tried to escape by ramming Little Billy’s cruiser. Little Billy was smarter than the tango and avoided injury, and then tased the asshole and captured him.

“So, Billy, what have you been up to?” I asked.

He shrugged. Little Billy was about five years younger than me. He had made it to Senior Patrolman about the time I had made sergeant. “Oh, about what I put on my resume. I lasted here a couple of years after you left but was sent packing by the next chief.”

“The guy who replaced Crowley?”

Billy shook his head. “No, the next guy. He was supposed to cut costs left and right, and I wanted to take night school and get my bachelors so I could make sergeant. I was told they weren’t going to do that and weren’t going to be spending money on improvement like that.”

I gave him a curious look. “As I recall, paying for continuing education and college is in the contract.”

“Didn’t matter. They’d pay, they just wouldn’t give anybody time off or the chance to take classes. If you pushed it, you’d find yourself on graveyard until you got the idea and left.”

“And you pushed it.”

He nodded. “I was one of the first, but I wasn’t the only one. A lot of guys left after that.”

“I heard about it,” I admitted. “Penny wise...”

“ ... and pound foolish,” he finished. “Yeah, that’s about right. Anyway, I wanted to stay in the cop business but wanted to move up the ladder, so I enrolled at Matucket State for a couple of years and got my bachelors. Maggie had a decent job over at Joseph Wheeler Elementary, so we could afford to send me to school if I kept doing some security work on the side. After that I started applying at various departments around the state for sergeant positions I could test into. I ended up down in Forsyth on the Monroe County Sheriff’s Department as a sergeant.”

“Like it down there?” I’d been to Forsyth many times but only because the main academy was there.

He shrugged and nodded. “It’s okay. I do some part-time work over at the academy, too. Still, I wouldn’t mind moving home again.”

“Home is here?”

“Pretty much. I’m from Haralson myself but Maggie’s folk are over in West Springs. I get back on the force here, we buy a house over in West Springs, Maggie, she’s going to be very thankful, very thankful indeed!”

I grinned at him. “Define thankful.”

“I’m not going to get too specific, but I am sure it would lead to acts that would violate the moral and criminal codes of Georgia and the rest of the Bible Belt,” he laughed.

“You say that like that would be a good thing.”

“I certainly hope so!” he said, smiling.

“Any specifics on a position here in Matucket?” I asked. With that we got down to a serious discussion. Little Billy wanted to move back to Matucket and get on the force here, but he wasn’t going to slit his throat for the privilege, and he was feeling ambitious. Well, nothing wrong with a little ambition. He was looking for something in a senior sergeant slot but was really interested in Lieutenant. That made me a bit curious; I had a slot for a lieutenant in Patrol. I was going to have to talk to Holden and Warren about this idea. I told Little Billy that I was interested in talking some more but that I couldn’t make any promises until I talked to a few more people. I also told him I was going to make some calls, including to Monroe County. He nodded and said he understood, then shook my hand and split.

Captain Warren was interested in a new Patrol Lieutenant, enough so that he asked to interview Little Billy himself. I called the Monroe County Sheriff and asked him about Sergeant Mayburn.

“I was wondering if you were going to call, Chief,” he replied.

“I told Sergeant Mayburn that I was going to be checking on his references. You would be one of them.”

“Little Billy told me he had talked to you.”

I smiled at that, though the Sheriff couldn’t see that. “You call him Little Billy, too?”

“I think everybody in the world calls him Little Billy. It’ll probably be on his tombstone someday.”

I laughed. “So, how is he down there? I’ve been to the academy any number of times, but I can’t say I have any experience with your department, sir.”

“Little Billy is one of my better sergeants. In some ways I’d rather not see him go. He’s able to do any of the jobs in the office, training officer, patrol supervisor, shift commander, anything. Still, I know he has a lot of family up your way and happy wife, happy life.”

“I hear that!” We talked for a bit more and I believed the Sheriff when he said Little Billy was qualified to be a lieutenant. There’s a lot of responses you can give when you get asked about an employee by a possible employer. Because of legal concerns about being sued for giving a negative recommendation, most personnel departments simply reply, ‘Patrolman X worked for the department from such-and-so date to such-and-so date.’ That’s all you get. Still, it’s quite possible to find out some truth. If the candidate was a good employee, you can usually find somebody who will say so. On the other hand, if somebody is an asshole, you might not find anybody to talk about him, or if they do, the tone of voice can tell you all you need to know.

In any case, my captains met with Little Billy and signed off on him, so we made him an offer and he signed on the dotted line. Then we had Sue Thadwicket come over to swear him in and take pictures. We also had somebody over from the Times-Dispatch so they could put it in the newspaper and online edition. I was constantly looking for positive news to publish, since we needed every bit of good news. Manpower-wise I was barely holding my own. We had lost as many people as we had hired, and while quality was improving, the numbers weren’t. Good publicity would help with hiring.

Another thing that was working against me was the fact that we were starting to send people to Forsyth for training. Training meant fewer officers on patrol or investigating but it also meant better trained officers overall. It’s one of those long-term things, training costs money and only pays off over years. It’s an easy target for cost cutters but really messes stuff up for the future.

It was late September when I started getting a feeling that things might work out. By then the losses in personnel were over. Anybody who didn’t want to stick around was gone. The ones left were the ones who wanted to fix the department. As the saying goes, if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. The problems were gone. We were also slowly rebuilding, with another couple of recruits hired in August. I assigned Crenshaw and Warren the job of picking training officers. In the old MPD, where we hired young recruits and trained them in-house, training officers would take young recruits straight out of the academy and teach them what happened in the real world. In the last ten years we had completely stopped hiring rookies and no longer had training officers. It was a position usually held by Senior Patrolmen, officers who were experienced and able to pass along how the world worked. A good turn as a training officer was critical to serious consideration to promotion to sergeant. Crenshaw and Warren had the task of deciding which of the non-burned-out senior patrolmen could be training officers.

September 27 was a Wednesday and was a normal early fall day. School had started a month earlier so the kids were off the street and by ten in the morning everybody was at work, wherever they worked. Everybody who had a job, at least. That morning three young men who didn’t have jobs decided they needed to be compensated for their lack of employment by requisitioning some funds from the Matucket Square branch of SunTrust. In other words, they decided to rob a bank! They didn’t have much of a plan to do so, figuring three handguns and three masks would be more than sufficient to accomplish the deed.

It wasn’t all that great a plan. There have been plenty of studies over the years about what makes people become criminals. One theory is that they are looking for a fast payoff but that doesn’t really hold up when examined. The real thing that separates criminals from normal people is the total lack of self-control. Pretty much everybody has said something stupid, like why don’t we go out and rob a bank, or a convenience store, or something equally dumb. The big difference is that normal people immediately laugh and say that was the dumbest thing they ever heard and decide it’s time to stop drinking and go home. Criminals, on the other hand, don’t have that common-sense switch. They don’t go home. They go out and rob a bank.

An average bank robbery takes in less than ten grand in cash. The odds of successfully robbing a bank are lousy, too. About a third of all bank robbers chicken out and run away, and of the rest most are caught within one to two days. The best, the ‘professionals’, end up getting caught within four to five robberies. It’s also easy to convict a bank robber. There is usually plenty of forensic evidence, too, dye packs, security cameras, fingerprints, and money found in cars and houses and such. Afterwards, jail time is almost guaranteed. Juries are notoriously unsympathetic to bank robbers. If they simply pass a note the take is low, but the sentence is still several years. If they use a gun the take is typically larger, but they’ve just committed armed robbery and are a lock for twenty years or more. That’s a really lousy hourly pay rate!

These three guys drove up to the Matucket Square branch in a pickup truck. They were white trash wearing hoodies and had three 9mm pistols between them. Right before they went inside, they put on some Halloween masks - Frankenstein, Dracula, and Casper the Friendly Ghost. They ran inside with three gym bags, brandished their guns, and demanded that everybody get on the floor and the tellers fill the bags.

By then the whole thing had collapsed, though it took another few minutes before they realized it. One of the tellers hit the silent alarm before cooperating with the robbers. Dispatch promptly called Paul One-Two to investigate. One-Two was already at the Matucket Square shopping center on a routine call to see the manager of the Target about a shoplifting incident the night before. He was all of thirty seconds away from the bank. Talk about your bad timing! Jace Booker was driving One-Two and he pulled up to the door and blocked the pickup truck as he got out. Like a lot of banks, the front was a bunch of plate glass windows, and he could see three masked assholes inside running around with guns and yelling. Jace immediately called Dispatch and said, yes, there’s actually a bank robbery going on, so please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top, send some backup! Then he hunkered down and prepared to hold the fort.

Dispatch sent some more people over right away, including a sergeant as supervisor. It just escalated from there. The sergeant called in that they had a hostage situation and the entire department got into high gear. Captain Warren was in New Orleans with his wife on vacation, so the whole mess ended up in the laps of Patrol Lieutenant Mayburn and Chief of Police Reaper. We rolled over and found Sergeant Hickle in charge. We kept low and I dug a vest out of the back of one of the cruisers. “How we doing, Lou?” asked Billy.

“Eh, so, so. There’re three knuckleheads inside, armed and waving guns around and making a lot of noise. Hostages, but not sure how many. I’ve seen four, but I think there’s more. This is SunTrust’s biggest local branch,” Hickle answered. “How do you want to handle this?”

“Have they tried to contact us?”

“Not that I’m aware.”

“Let’s try calling them. Ask them to come out,” said Billy.

“You don’t want to go in?”

“Sure, as soon as we bring them out, we can go in and say hello. An assault is my last choice. What about you, Chief?” asked Billy, looking over at me.

“Same here. Start prepping for an assault but nobody does that without my personal go order. Let’s talk to them first. Billy, you ever take the negotiation course down at Forsyth?”

He nodded. “Took it. Never had to use it.”

“First time for everything, Lieutenant. You’re the man. Let’s figure it out.”

Figuring it out turned out to be a disaster. I’d been in these situations before, and the first thing you do is roll out the mobile command center. The mobile command center is parked in a parking lot near the hostage scene but out of the line of fire. It will have radio and phone links to the station and to higher authorities, like the state police and the FBI. It will have computer links and printers and is designed to coordinate everything locally and deal with the situation.

Small problem. The Matucket Police Department didn’t have a mobile command center. One of the cost cutters had decided it cost too much. Our mobile command center consisted of Little Billy’s cell phone and a tablet computer. Great!

By this time, we had reporters on the scene filming this mess and demanding interviews with everybody. I grabbed Hickle and told him, in no uncertain terms, that anybody who talked to a reporter was walking to the unemployment line. Nobody talked to anybody but the Lieutenant and me. Then I told him to have a couple of guys start stringing up police tape and getting the lookie-loos under control.

Little Billy had figured out a way to talk to the bank robbers by calling Dispatch and getting them set up to record his calls and give him the number for the bank. The phone company had already been contacted to shut down the phone lines so that Channel 9 couldn’t call in and try to negotiate for us. Now he opened the system to our use and called in on his cell phone. I was only hearing one side of the conversation, but it started out about like I expected.

“Hi there, my name is Billy. Who am I talking to? ... Well, I have to call you something. Maybe you can just tell me your first name? ... Great, Joe, like I said, my name is Billy. How are you doing, Joe?”

I leaned against a cruiser and listened to Billy talk while I looked around at the scene. The bank branch was a standalone building on the west side of the shopping center and Hickle had a cruiser blocking the nearest entrance. He also had several officers keeping people away from the building on the north and east sides and stringing a mile of police tape around the place. Another couple of officers were tasked with keeping an eye on the reporters; left to themselves they would barge right inside and tell the bank robbers we were going to barge in guns blazing and wanted to report on it as everybody died.

“Joe, can I talk to somebody from the bank, maybe one of the tellers or bank managers? ... Joe, that’s alright, I’ll just keep talking to you ... Well, Joe, I’ll have to talk to some people about that. I’m not in charge either. I want you guys to stay safe, you and everybody else in there ... Give me a few minutes, Joe.” Little Billy set the phone down and came over.

“How’s it going, Billy?” I asked.

He shrugged and smiled. “About what you imagine. They want a million dollars, a flight to Mexico, some beautiful flight attendants to give them blowjobs, and some meth, coke, and Oxy. You know, the usual.”

“And?”

“And we aren’t going to give them that stuff. I’m talking to one guy, sounds like a young guy, not too bright. I’m going to let him stew a few minutes and then pick up the phone again. See if you can get somebody to go into one of these stores and buy me a recharge cable for an iPhone. We’re going to be here for a while.”

Thus, we began. I grabbed a patrolman who didn’t seem to be doing anything important and sent her off to find a cord for an iPhone. Meanwhile, Little Billy got back on the phone and told Joe that he was trying to find somebody to discuss Joe’s requests. By the way, Joe, why’d you decide to come to the bank this morning and could he tell us how many people were inside? They just kept talking.

About half an hour later Billy reported that Joe had a total of seven hostages, three female tellers, a female manager, a male customer, and a female customer with a toddler sleeping in a stroller. He was trying to get them to send out the hostages, but this was just the beginning. Otherwise, it was more talk, talk, talk. Then he plugged in his phone to recharge. I got a call from Dispatch with some additional information. SunTrust had been contacted and the regional manager was coming over with some floorplans for the office, along with the names of the employees who were supposed to be at work. Meanwhile, the FBI had decided to get involved and a team was being hustled out of their Atlanta office, whether we wanted them or not.

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Fall 2022 to Spring 2023 I was beat when I got home Sunday night. I’d been living out of a suitcase and eating fast food while traveling in a taxi for almost two weeks. I just wanted to decompress and get to know my wife and kids again. When I got home, Kelly waved the pink canoe at me and told me it was my turn to paddle, and that I had fallen behind and needed to catch up. I snorted out a laugh, which made Riley and Seamus curious. I dumped them on their mother, who just told them it was a...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 15 Recuperation

Monday, September 26, 2022 Monday was a busy day. I bundled the kids off to school and then called Matucket State. While I didn’t go into details, I had to let her Department Vice-Chair know she was going to be away from work for a week or two. I didn’t know who to call at DARPA or the NSA, but Kelly didn’t talk to them daily anyway; she could handle that chore. Then I drove over to the hospital. By all accounts, I would be able to bring her home that day. First, though, she needed to be...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 30 Fort Drum

April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 6 60 Minutes

Sunday, September 23, 2018 We had a quiet Labor Day weekend. The weather had been warm, dry, and sunny the entire weekend and we spent it goofing off with the kids and taking them out on the pontoon boat. My parents put their boat in the water and came over as well. The amusing part was that rather than go home at night, they just tied up to the dock and slept on the boat a couple of nights. Well, if the boat is rocking, don’t come knocking. Kelly and I had been known to do the same sort of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 10 Doctor and Teacher

So, it went with the rest of the semester. I also did classes on Use of Force and Autism/Mental Health. In each lecture my PowerPoint presentation included examples and videos of recent incidents where police officers had been videoed going way beyond what was needed. Is it necessary to shoot criminals? Sure! It happens all the time! Is it necessary to stand over the body of a dying criminal and put an entire magazine into their body? Is it necessary to shoot an unarmed teenager in the back...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 70 60 Minutes

Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 20 Back to the Salt Mines

Tuesday morning it was back to the salt mines, building the brand name of Reaper Security Consulting and solving law enforcement problems throughout the Old South. Something like that, anyway. What I did was contact Dom Ballantine and confirm that I was making a presentation to the county council of Sullivan County Thursday evening. The meeting was at seven and it was far enough away I needed to stay the night. I made a reservation at the Best Western and let Kelly know I’d drive down...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 2 Reunion

It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...

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The Grim ReaperEpilogue

Tuesday, July 21, 2015 I got out of bed at 0600, but I hadn’t been asleep. I had slept fitfully at best all night, and I just gave in and got up. I went into the bathroom and turned on the shower, so the water would warm up, and then started brushing my teeth. “Can’t sleep?” asked Kelly, from our bed. “I need to get to the station early,” I told her. Any further discussion was ended when we heard a cry from the hallway. Kelly groaned and got out of bed. I smiled and shook my head and...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 61 The Goat Whisperer

Friday, September 5, 2008 I had to do a lot of yard work at that resort. Kelly was very insistent that the lawn needed to be mowed as often as possible. I also had to ‘clear the weeds’, ‘trim the shrubs’, ‘edge the lawn’, and perform every other possible type of yard maintenance. On the other hand, I considered it critical to provide the best customer service possible. It’s just the kind of guy I am. Still, we did have to get out of the room on occasion, if simply to gas up the mower....

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 7 Hold The Line

Saturday, October 20, 2018 There were a number of interesting results from the show. The Matucket County Council protested that nobody was forced out and then began threatening to sue anybody who said so. Nobody listened to them, and they didn’t sue anybody. The FBI issued another statement that Matucket had been an essential part of the elimination of the terrorist threat and that they had never really lost track of anybody. Bo got a couple of interviews where he pushed the law-and-order...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 64 Recovery

Thursday proved to be about as hectic as I expected it to be. By the time the detectives came to see me, I would be the last guy they would be talking to. By that time, they would have already interviewed everybody except the three dead guys, and they would have been autopsied. The crime scene crew would have been all over the last car they had been in, as well as all over the Quiki-Stop. The security videos from the Quiki-Stop would have been obtained, as well as any from any of the...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 9 Professor Reaper

Fall 2018 to Spring 2019 Thanksgiving was at my parents’ house. Last year it was supposed to be there, but Kelly had inherited it when Dad had his heart attack that week. Another way of looking at it was that Mom gave him a heart attack, considering what the two of them were up to when the event occurred. With all the mayhem I’d been around in my life I’d prefer to check out the way he almost did. Regardless, this year it was at Mom and Dad’s, and it would give us a chance to tease them some...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 24 Boxie

2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 31 Fire Team Leader

June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 47 Job Hunting

Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 15 Background Briefing

Monday, March 19, 2018 “Dispatch to One-Six-Three.” “One-Six-Three to Dispatch, go ahead.” Dispatch to One-Six-Three, say location.” I was curious as to why Dispatch wanted to know where I was, since they had sent me to supervise an accident at Pinetree and Glen Aubrey. There was a three-car pileup on Glen Aubrey after the first car, a silver Nissan sedan had suddenly braked for a squirrel. The next car, a red Ford Fusion had slammed into the Nissan from behind and had then been...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 12 Doctor Reaper

Spring 2019 to May 2022 Saturday morning things started getting silly. I was home when it started, sacked out while Kelly got up to tend to the offspring, when she came in and said, “You’d better get up.” “What’s up?” “The President is complaining about you again.” I looked at her curiously. “Trump?” She nodded. “What’s wrong now? Jack tweeting again?” “I don’t know, but something set him off. He’s tweeting that the Army needs to yank your medals again,” she replied. I rolled my eyes...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 20 Hospitalization

Mom got a text from Kelly that she and the kids would fly home early Saturday. Seamus was acting fussy, and it would be very late by the time they arrived on the East Coast. She told me she would call back when she got the kids fed and settled down. I was going to have to con my mother into loaning me her phone, so that she wasn’t listening in while we talked. It was late enough in the afternoon that it was time to watch the press conference on television. I turned it on and dialed through...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 17 Summer

June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 35 Chief Of Police

Holden looked at me curiously. “How can I help you, sir?” “Tell me about the department. How did you get the acting chief slot, for one thing? Seniority?” He nodded. “Basically. I was hired by Chief Babcock back when he was first hired. Shawn Warren was hired about a year later. He has Patrol.” “So, you’ve been a captain about two years, and he’s only been a captain one year.” Again, he nodded. “We weren’t even considered for the chief’s slot, at least not permanently. Besides, Chief...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 19 Decisions

I was glad I had asked for a brunch meeting and not a breakfast meeting. Kelly not only thanked me for being a hero when we got back to the room, she insisted on thanking me again the next morning! It’s too bad that the Herndons were flying back with us, because I would have bet a significant portion of my net worth that Kelly could have been talked into joining the mile-high club otherwise. Ah well... Mike Forrester and Bob Jenkins met us at ten in the cafe for the breakfast buffet. They...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 11 Hold the Line Part II

May 2019 The spring moved along, slowly at times, quick and harried at others. February saw Chris Balvin sending out advanced copies of his final draft for everybody involved to do a final edit. We were supposed to review it for any technical or factual errors; it was sent not just to Tolley and me, but also to Jose and Bob. The deal we all had was that any proceeds from the book would be split three ways. Chris was paid a flat $150k up front to write the book, and then he got a percentage...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 49 Training

October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....

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The Grim ReaperChapter 59 Back to Work

Monday, May 26, 2008 Certain things worked out for me. The bullshit out of the CORB had gotten pretty extreme, and the Justice Department planned to investigate them and not me. The Review Board wasn’t helped when Pendergast was caught saying that he was hoping for the dissolution of the entire Matucket Police Department and its replacement by a federally supervised police force. That was considered more than a bit nutty, even for hard-core Democrats. In any case, it got me off the hook with...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 27 Returning Home

June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 22 Leave

I told my family to stay there, and I would get my gear and catch up to them. Kelly offered to follow me, but I had to explain that women were not allowed in the barracks, no way, no how! Luckily there was a parking lot near the barracks that would allow me to load my gear up. Dad had driven down in the F-150, so we could toss my stuff in the back and then ride home. The ride home was mostly taken up with my parents and Kelly asking me about the Army and my training. What did I do, what did...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 41 Abu Dhabi

January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 56 End of a Career

I stared at Jerry for a second, and then ran over and knelt next to him. His upper right arm was mangled and bloody, and his face was covered in blood. “Oh, Jesus, Jerry!” I wailed, and then I grabbed the mike on my shoulder. ‘OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN! OH JESUS! OFFICER DOWN AT MATUCKET AND ELM! ONE-SIX-THREE TO DISPATCH! I NEED BACKUP AND AN AMBULANCE ... ROLL EVERYTHING! OFFICER DOWN!” Dispatch was saying something, but I didn’t pay any attention. “Oh, shit, Jerry, don’t you die on me!”...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 12 The Perfect Game

I couldn’t take any more days off that summer. My time with Kelly was restricted to evenings and weekends, which was probably a good thing, at least as regards to my health. Keeping up with her appetite for sin was tiring! She might kill me, but I’d die with a smile on my face. I did speak to Dad about a temporary dock, and he nixed it, at least for this year. “One, it’s not as easy as you think, or as cheap, or as quick. You won’t get it done, at least not done right, until the end of the...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 13 Professional Work

I had a problem with the academy in Athens related to graduation. Specifically, I would graduate with my doctorate mid-May, but the current Basic Law Enforcement class ran from the end of March through mid-July. I couldn’t stay in my apartment after graduating and we couldn’t justify my moving to a new apartment for just a month. I had been keeping Rich caught up with my schedule and plans over at UGA, but as May moved along, it was obvious my time in Athens was ending. Some of my lectures...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 4 Matucket Middle School

1996 to 1999 In August, football started up again. Matucket Middle School didn’t have a real football team, only flag football, so I was still playing Pop Warner football. I turned twelve on March 1, so I changed to the Midget League team, the Spartans. At twelve I had jumped over the Junior Midget team, which was ages ten, eleven, and twelve. The Midget team was ages twelve, thirteen, and fourteen, so I could probably play there until I got to high school. I knew Matucket High played real...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 37 Fixing Things

Seamus turned fourteen on May 8. Like every year before then, Kelly and I wondered whether he would live long enough to see another birthday. The eternal question was which one of us would kill him first. On the other hand, he could consistently manage to take my mind off the ongoing crisis in the Matucket Police Department. Over dinner that night he asked, “Dad, a mistress is a girlfriend, right?” I looked across the table at Kelly and she looked as confused as I did. I turned my head...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 23 Fourth of the Fourth

September 2003 - December 2003 Dad drove me over to Hartsfield International in Atlanta Thursday morning, sometime around the crack of dawn. Mom stayed at home, which was a good thing, because she spent most of Wednesday night and Thursday morning crying. She was a total basket case, even though I was only going to New York. I didn’t want to be around her when I ended up going overseas. I had to be there early, because I was on a very cheap Delta flight, and you had to be there two hours...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 36 School Days

I went into the station the next morning at 0730. I figured I would go in early and see the shift changes and roll calls for a bit to get a feel for things from the bottom up. After roll call, I headed back to my office, only to get stopped by Mindy Hollis. She dragged me back outside to the department parking lot and over to the corner it shared with the impound yard. “This is where we should build a storage annex,” she said. “Why here? In this corner?” “It’s the best choice. It’s inside...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 29 Summer Fun

2026 to 2027 We spent about a week cleaning up from the remodeling. There was dust on everything, even the ceiling, and everything needed to be wiped down and washed. Dust even got into all the clothing that hadn’t been boxed up and left in the closets, since the closet doors had to be open so the flooring in the closets could be replaced. We were doing wash nonstop for a week, and Custom Clean Dry Cleaning made a small fortune off us when we took all our good clothes over. The most amusing...

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