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Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case.

The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt they had a priority on my time. I wasn’t rude about it, but I did let them know that I needed to get back to work, and they would have to work around our schedules. That wasn’t in their plans, but I didn’t care. They needed me, not the other way around. Houseman agreed to come down with the graphics guy and finalize the military segment. He would also check out WMGA and their facilities for taping the broadcast.

That happened on Thursday. I was scheduled for the evening shift that week, starting Tuesday night. I would finish my Wednesday shift at two in the morning, go home and sleep, and then meet him at Channel Nine at ten in the morning. For that meeting I didn’t need to be in uniform, since it would just be the behind-the-scenes people. When I met with Scott Pelley, I would need to be in uniform, and we would need to schedule that for when I had some time off.

It turned out that only Joe Houseman came to Matucket. His graphics guy had provided him with a tablet equipped with a touch screen and some special software that allowed me to draw on it with a fingertip. I ended up on a speakerphone with the guy back in New York, who ran me through the graphics of the battle, and then I could draw changes on the tablet, and he would see them on his end. Since he had already done most of the programming, if something needed to change, it could happen in a matter of minutes. It was spooky seeing things unfold; it was like watching a video game being played, but without the reset button. Nobody was coming back to life for another round.

Otherwise, for the first segment, the battle, it was just going to be a somewhat longer and more elaborate version of what I had already done. They had already contacted Jose, Bob, and the pilots and would have them do separate interviews and planned to talk to Barstow as well. The second segment, on PTSD and the VA hospitals, would need even less of my time. I was simply going to provide a brief introduction and a quick interview, but after that I was out of it. The fact was that I just didn’t use the VA system. It was a monumental nightmare, and I had excellent medical benefits thanks to my job with the MPD. I did make a few phone calls and introduced him to some of the vets at the IAVA and the West Georgia Veterans Coalition.

It was the third segment that worried me the most. According to Houseman, they planned to introduce it by stating that after I came home, I managed to get hired by the police, ‘the same department that just a few years before had been a national disgrace.’ His words, not mine. There would be some interviews with the Chief and a few other people, as well as some local concerned citizens. I could just imagine Reverend Pendergast getting into it! A big part of the segment would be doing a ride-along with me ‘through the tough streets of Matucket.’ I told him that as soon as I found some tough streets, I’d let him know. Oh, brother!

I got out of there and then went home, to get ready for my shift. I went in ten minutes early and told Crowley what was going on and mentioned the ride-along. He just shook his head and said, “Great, you’ll be our next contestant on Cops!”

“Protect and serve, Captain.”

“Get out of here and get to work!”

I got out.

According to Houseman, they wanted the show on me to open their new season, which was scheduled to start the last Sunday in September. That was September 26, and the day I saw him at WMGA was August 26. That meant they had a month to prep for the show, and Houseman considered that a ludicrously short amount of time. Absolute minimum, everything had to be ‘in the can’, which was a saying from when it was all done on film in cans, by a week earlier, so they could run advertising promos. Scott Pelley would come down on Monday, August 30, to do my interview. I was off on both Monday and Tuesday and wouldn’t need to report in until 4:00 PM on Wednesday. He hoped to do the ride-along later in the week. They had already begun getting some of the supporting interviews out of the way, and then would edit things and tie it together. Houseman complained that it didn’t leave him much time to get things set up, but that was out of my hands. The following weekend was Labor Day, and since it was the end of the summer and a normally big weekend, it was pretty much all hands on deck for the MPD. The odds were that I would probably pick up at least eight hours of overtime over the holiday weekend. There were going to be a lot of drunks driving around, including idiot college students away from Mommy and Daddy for the first time on a holiday.

Kelly and I talked about it and decided that I would be able to do the interviews on my own, without her holding my hand. My PTSD had improved immensely since seeing Bob and Jose and being able to talk it out with them and a few other guys. I still didn’t consider myself a hero, and probably never would, but I also wasn’t being consumed by dark thoughts when my family wasn’t around. That Monday I put on my uniform, packed a spare in a hanging bag for when I spilled coffee on myself, tossed some civilian clothes in a gym bag, kissed my wife off to work, and then headed down to the station.

I hadn’t met Scott Pelley up until that point, but I had certainly seen him on television. He was one of 60 Minutes’ regular reporters, as well as being a frequent reporter on the CBS Evening News. He had been to Iraq and Afghanistan several times. Supposedly he was going to take over the Evening News sometime in the spring. He seemed nice enough. He had flown into Atlanta with the rest of the crew Sunday night.

“Welcome to Matucket,” I said, shaking his hand. “You find us easily enough? I’m Graham Reaper, but just call me Grim, everybody does.”

“That’s quite the nickname, Sergeant. I’m Scott Pelley,” he replied.

“You guys staying in town or in Atlanta?”

“We’re at the Best Western.”

I nodded. “Sounds about right. Sorry, but we don’t exactly have a Four Seasons in Matucket. There is the Armonk House, which is pretty nice, but a little pricey.”

“The Armonk House?” he asked, smiling.

“Very nice for a romantic evening or a weekend getaway, but maybe not what you are looking for in a business trip. Nice restaurant, too. I’m guessing you ate this morning at either the Best Western or the Shoney’s across the street?”

“Breakfast is breakfast. Maybe you can tell us where to eat for lunch and dinner. How are you, Sergeant? I am very glad to finally meet you! When Joe told me about this project it seemed hard to believe that one man could be involved in so much,” said Pelley.

“I’m fine, sir. This has all been a bit overwhelming. Kelly and I will be glad when things settle down again. We’re really average people.”

“Kelly is your wife? I hope we’ll be able to get her involved, too. Joe told me you two are fairly inseparable.”

I shrugged. “We needed to get back to work. I have a couple of days off, but she has classes. She promised to come over as soon as she was done. Until then, it’s just me.”

Houseman took over at that point, ordering us off to makeup and getting us ready. He had managed to set up in a small studio off to the side of the station; it was very simple, two chairs facing each other but at an angle, with two cameras pointing so that neither was in the other’s view. The background wasn’t much more than black curtains and drapes. As soon as I was done with makeup, I checked my uniform and medals, slipped the Medal of Honor around my neck and fastened the clasp, and then ran a lint brush over everything. I returned to the set and waited for Pelley to finish with Houseman. Pelley sat down in one of the chairs and I took the other.

“Sergeant, this is going to be a little different than what you have probably done so far. Up until now I would imagine that most of the interviews have been you come out onto the stage, the interviewer has to explain on camera what is going on, and then introduces you, correct,” said Houseman. He was adjusting our mikes as he said this.

I nodded at that. “Pretty much.”

“Okay. In our case, most of that introduction will have already taken place, in an introduction piece ahead of time, and maybe some voiceovers. Outside of a quick, ‘Thank you for talking to us.’, Scott is simply going to ask you some questions and have you describe the battle on the video monitor. We’ll bring that in as needed.”

“Got it.”

With that, he got off the stage. There was a brief sound check, and then he said, “Action!”

“Thank you for talking to us, Sergeant Reaper.”

“You’re welcome.”

“My first question, I have to ask, did your parents really name you after the Grim Reaper?”

I laughed at that. “No, not really! I was named Graham Wendell Reaper, after both of my grandfathers. When I was little, though, my baby brother couldn’t figure out Graham, so he called me Grim, and the name stuck. We should probably blame him.”

“Why did you join the Army? Family tradition?”

“Nothing like that. Other than my grandfather in Vietnam, nobody that I know of in the family has served. It’s pretty simple. I had nothing better to do.”

“You had nothing better to do than join the Army?” he repeated.

“Basically. My girlfriend was a year behind me in high school, but she was already spending part of the time in college, and I knew she was going away to a fancy school of some sort, and I also knew I wasn’t. Me, I was going to be pushing a broom down at my grandfather’s feed mill and going to Matucket County Community College at nights, and that just sounded incredibly boring. Wow, was that a dumb move!”

“How so, Sergeant?”

“More than a few times over in Iraq I’d be under fire and be thinking, if only I’d stayed home and worked in the mill, nobody would be shooting at me back in West Georgia! Pretty much everybody said that at some time or another,” I replied.

There was some more chit-chat sort of stuff, most of which I knew would be cut and edited out. Pelley said, “We showed your service record to a few military experts, and they were astonished. One of them commented that you were probably the most decorated American soldier since Audie Murphy in the Second World War. Another, when asked about your decorations, said that it wasn’t what you had, but what you didn’t have. The only medal missing was the Distinguished Service Cross. What do you say to that?”

I thought that was rather overblown. “Well, I am sure that is overstating things. I don’t think anybody will ever match up to Audie Murphy. Besides, how do you count these things? Assign point values or something? I just did what I had to do.”

A large video monitor was brought in and set to the side where I could see it but it wouldn’t show on camera. Houseman explained that Scott would explain where Outpost Whiskey and Anaconda Three were, in a voiceover with a computer-generated map on the screen. He would also be asking me some questions about the battle as it was showing on the monitor. Ultimately it would all be blended into a video description of the battle with voiceovers for a lot of it, though my facial reactions would be recorded and cut in as needed.

It was very strange watching the computer video of the battle. It was like watching a video game, but with real people. The worst part was seeing the positions of the men in the compound, and then watching a black X go through the position as the men died. First Terrence, then Tomas, followed by Nanda and DeFrank, and finally Riley got a black X on their spots, with red Xs on the bunker for Jose, Bob, and the pilots. Only my position, another red X at the last gun truck, was still showing at the end. This was the first time I had seen the Xs, and it shook me. Before I could continue, I had to take a deep breath and look away from the screen.

“Sergeant?”

“I’m good.” I took another breath. “It’s not easy watching that, no matter how many times I’ve been over the battle. Those men weren’t just Xs on a screen. They were my friends, some of the best friends I’ll ever have. It’s just not easy watching it.”

They gave me a few minutes to get myself together, while they pulled the video monitor back away. Pelley told me that he would do the voiceovers later, in production, and describe the battle with the relief convoy, again, with computer-generated video. Interspersed with the computer animation would be actual video footage taken from drones, both during and after the battle, showing the utter carnage involved.

Jesus, was that shit weird!

After the break, there was talk of the aftermath, me in the hospital. Pelley said, “One of your doctors described you as ‘a bloody bag of broken bones held together by hundreds of stitches.’”

I had to smile at that. “That’s probably about right. Last year one of my doctors looked at my X-rays and described my skeleton as a jigsaw puzzle.” We talked a little about my wounds and my time in three different hospitals. Again, most of that would probably be cut.

Next would come some voiceovers of what had happened after that, how I had gone home and gotten on with my life and suffered from post-traumatic stress. They also would mention how the Army had lost the first paperwork on the Medal of Honor and listed me as dead. “What did you think when you discovered your old unit thought you were dead?” he asked.

“That was pretty bizarre. The way I heard it, the guys had been told I died on the helicopter, which was only partially true, and nobody ever told them otherwise. I never went back to Fort Drum after I was discharged, so nobody knew I had survived. The rest of the Army knew I was alive, but not my old unit. Very, very strange,” I admitted.

There was some more stuff, but that would be the end of the first segment. Kelly showed up mid-afternoon, just in time for me to change out of my uniform into khakis, a dress shirt, and a sport coat, and Kelly joined me for the segment on the VA system. This was planned to be very simple and quick. I would do an interview with Pelley on my problems and my feelings about the VA, but that would be cut and interspersed with interviews with VA bigwigs and other vets. There wouldn’t be any fancy graphics.

We were positioned in a love seat facing Pelley, who opened the segment by introducing Kelly and then asking, “Sergeant Reaper, what was the first thing you thought when you woke up in the hospital?”

I looked over at Kelly, who squeezed my hand and nodded. “Go on. You can do this.”

I nodded back. I turned back to Pelley and said, “Shame. Failure.”

He gave back an astonished, “Shame and failure?” It seemed that this was considered good interviewing technique. Throughout the interview, if I said something he wanted to emphasize, he would repeat my words back to me.

“Yes. The last thing I saw during the battle, before passing out, was the wreckage of the smoking bunker. I had ordered my men inside and then called in the artillery. It was my fault they died.”

“But they didn’t die. They survived,” he argued.

I shook my head. “That wasn’t how I felt, not at all. The Army gave me seven soldiers and told me to take care of them. Five died and another lost a leg. That’s no victory that I ever heard of. It was a very bad time for me.”

“Was it made worse by the fact that nobody ever contacted you?”

“Very much so,” I agreed. “I was ashamed of not taking care of them, and I figured they were ashamed of me and avoiding me. It turned out that nobody knew I was alive, and that was why they didn’t call or write. Very strange.”

After that, he asked me about my psychological care at the hospitals I had been in. I shook my head. “In all the time I spent with them, I only saw one decent psychiatrist, a doctor in Germany. He wanted to help. Just about everybody else wanted to get me out of their office as quickly as possible. They gave me some Prozacs and sleeping pills and told me to get a good night’s sleep. Otherwise, they were pretty useless.”

“Useless?” he repeated.

“Not everybody. Most of the doctors and nurses are very nice, though overworked. The administrators and staff are terrible. They basically treat most vets as a bunch of whiny slackers who just need to suck it up and leave them alone.”

“So, how did you get over your problems?”

“Family, mostly. I was very fortunate in that I have a very strong family, who really helped. Kelly, my parents and brothers, my grandparents, I couldn’t have made it without them. Certainly not without my wife. Nobody let me get lost.”

Kelly squeezed my hand, “Always with you, Grim.”

“I know a lot of guys who didn’t have that support, and they really have problems. My grandfather helped a lot. He never talked about it when I was growing up, but he had been a Green Beret in Vietnam, and has most of the same medals I do. We would talk about it together, and even joke about my catching up. He had some problems, too, when he came home, and he talked to me about what had helped him. That helped a whole lot!”

“Did that cure you?” I was asked.

“There really is no cure for PTSD, just ways to cope and minimize the issues. Probably the best thing that happened was when the Army tracked me down for the Medal. I thought they were coming to arrest me, and court martial me, and I had a full-blown panic attack, but after that was over, the last two guys from the squad learned I was alive and tracked me down. They told me how I had died, and we were able to spend time together. That helped immensely,” I answered.

“You learned that they weren’t ashamed of you.”

“Basically. My psychiatrist had some fancy terms for it, but basically, they changed my view of what had happened. I’m not cured, but I’m better.”

“Your psychiatrist? I thought you didn’t have any luck with the Veterans Administration doctors.”

“I’ve been involved in a few officer-involved shootings here in Matucket, and as part of that, you have to see a department shrink to get back on the force. He was much more helpful than whatever the VA did, and I saw him about once every month or two for a while.”

Pelley finished with, “What’s your opinion of the VA hospital system?”

I knew this was probably going to finish this segment. “I don’t understand what it’s for. It’s basically a health insurance program, right? So why not just give us a card saying we have VA health insurance? We have a perfectly fine hospital here in Matucket. Believe me, I know hospitals! Why do I need to drive over an hour away to go to a VA hospital in Atlanta? It just makes no sense.”

After that, the session ended. Since Kelly was present, they shot some fluff about how we met and our growing up together; bits and pieces would be sprinkled through everything. All of that would be done in production and editing. Pelley would be staying in Matucket and interviewing other people tomorrow. I had given the names of some other vets in the area to Houseman who they would talk to about the VA. Pelley invited us to dinner and we went to the Armonk House, though it was just the three of us. Houseman and his team needed to work on the video they had made. All during dinner, Pelley quizzed us some more on growing up in Matucket. It was all part of the basic bio we had prepared and given out back at the start of the publicity tour.

Tuesday morning, I got a call from the station. The 60 Minutes crew was there shooting background stuff, B-roll they called it. I didn’t need to be there, but they wanted to let me know. Wednesday, they planned to do some interviews with Chief Jefferson in the morning, and I was requested to come in a couple of hours early to prepare. I wasn’t looking forward to that, because there was nothing worse than a bunch of cops to give you a ration of shit about being on television!

Wednesday, I reported to the station about two hours early. Scott Pelley and the crew had been interviewing people, and I devoutly hoped most of that would end up being edited out. They had also spent some time prepping one of the TRV Tahoes with small dashboard-mounted cameras - they would be focused on me and Scott as we rode through the ‘mean streets of Matucket’ - and another camera was mounted up on the light bar and would supplement the regular forward-looking dashboard camera. Most of my fellow officers wanted me to take them to exciting places; most of the commanders wanted me to just drive around the parking lot. Meanwhile a camera guy was following me around with a shoulder-mounted camera watching me do everything except take a pre-patrol leak. They even taped roll call and inspection. What a pain in the balls! I was never going to live this down!

Then I managed to go out on patrol. Pelley would ride in the front passenger seat, and the cameraman would ride in the back, hopefully not in the shot from the two front cameras. If we stopped, he would get out with his camera. Before we ever got in, I said, “Okay, I don’t want to sound rude or bossy, but we need to make something very clear. This is a working police vehicle, and I am a real police officer. I know you signed the releases to do the ride-along, but let’s be very clear on this. If I tell you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. If something happens, you get down on the floor and stay there.”

Pelley smiled. “You say that like you are expecting something to happen.”

I didn’t smile back at him. “I expect a routine patrol. The problem is that even on a routine patrol shit can happen. I was three weeks out of the academy when my training officer and I rolled up on a speeder. As we approached the car, three drug dealers started shooting at us with machine pistols. Jerry got hit and I had to handle the threat.”

“You killed them,” he stated. While I didn’t talk about it, it was certainly part of my record, and he obviously had researched my record.

“Yes, I killed them. The point is, though, that it was a normal routine patrol, right up to the instant it wasn’t. If we can go through the next ten hours without anything exciting happening, I will be very, very happy. Excitement is bad!”

He laughed. “Then let’s go and be bored together.”

I nodded and we went out to the TRV which had been set up for the night. I rigged my seat belt behind the head rest, but when Pelley saw what I was doing and started to duplicate it, I stopped him. “You get to ride around normally, with a seat belt on. I’d hate to have to give you a citation. Actually, I’d probably have to give myself the citation. Buckle up, please.”

He shrugged and got in. “So why don’t you buckle up? I would think it would be dangerous if you had to be in a high-speed chase or something.”

“It is. Still, I could be in and out of the vehicle a dozen times on a shift, and my equipment catches on the belt. Again, God forbid it gets exciting, but if it does, those few seconds could be important. Like I said, shit happens,” I replied.

We got into the Tahoe, and Houseman looked at the video monitors to see if any final adjustments needed to be made. We were both wearing small wireless mikes. Then it was off to patrol Matucket, keeping the citizens safe and the criminals fearful.

Not much happened. For the first few hours we drove through East Matucket. I issued a speeding ticket, gave a warning for speeding, and then was called to ‘see the driver’ about an accident. It was the late summer, and the deer were being stupid. The poor guy managed to hit one and bust up his grill, which also busted up the deer. I dragged it off to the side of the road and wrote up an accident report for the guy’s insurance company. I then called Dispatch and reported they needed the road department to clear the road the next day. After that I wrote up a fix-it ticket for a bad taillight.

“Was the department aware of your PTSD when you joined the force?” Pelley asked.

“Somewhat. It’s not a requirement that you pass a psych eval to become a police officer, but you are being evaluated by other police officers. We don’t want crazy people on the force, either. It was no secret that I had seen a lot of action in Iraq. On the other hand, I was never crazy. My issues weren’t like that. I told one of my training officers that the war had affected me, but I couldn’t imagine not being affected by combat. The guy I’d worry about was the guy who wasn’t affected, you know?” I replied.

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Thursday proved to be about as hectic as I expected it to be. By the time the detectives came to see me, I would be the last guy they would be talking to. By that time, they would have already interviewed everybody except the three dead guys, and they would have been autopsied. The crime scene crew would have been all over the last car they had been in, as well as all over the Quiki-Stop. The security videos from the Quiki-Stop would have been obtained, as well as any from any of the...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 21 Visitors

They were right, of course, I was beat. I stayed awake through dinner and then fell asleep. I woke up Saturday morning stiff and creaky. As the saying goes, it’s just like cars; it’s not the years but the mileage. At thirty-three I had the mileage for one-hundred-thirty-three. Saturday was all about family. My parents arrived right after breakfast, and after Mom violated the rule about not treating a relative by checking my records, they gave me the latest info. Jack was flying in from San...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 6 Tuesday September 26 2017 to Thursday September 28 2017

Kelly and I watched the news Monday night for about an hour, but it was getting repetitious, and we turned it off. By then Kelly was beginning to get some emails and tweets from people she was friends with, mostly asking what was going on. Most seemed confused, but several were rather vile. A few people wanted me to immediately fly to California and butcher my brother on the fifty-yard line, followed by ritually committing suicide. We went to bed, where Kelly tried to take my mind off...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 45 Job Prospects

I called Kelly as soon as I had finished a couple of slices. It was a Thursday, so she promised to come home that night and spend a long weekend with me. I told her I was heading over to the apartment and to find me there. It would be late when she got there, but that didn’t matter much to me. I went back to the kitchen, grabbed another slice of pizza and a beer, and sat down in the family room. Bobbie Joe returned my keys. When I was finished, I kissed Mom on the cheek and headed out. The...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 8 Scholar

Tuesday, January 7, 2019 The rest of the semester was a bitch, a stone-cold cast-iron bitch. I don’t know what I had been expecting, but it was just unrelenting work. Maybe it was because I had taken a lot of time on the two consulting jobs or maybe it was because of the time taken up with Tolley’s book project. More likely it was because I didn’t know what the hell I was doing trying to get a doctorate in history. I mean, I knew there was a lot of reading that was going to be involved....

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 11 Early Retirement

Seamus fell asleep in his car seat before Kelly got home. That made him extra fussy when we got there, and he was handed to me after she got him out of the car. For the next hour we kept putting him to bed and he kept waking up and fussing. Kelly and I talked about my father’s condition. “So, what happens next?” I asked. “This ever happen to your father?” “Not that I’ve ever heard. Maybe he doesn’t exercise as vigorously as your father does.” I had to laugh at that. “There are some things...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 31 Fire Team Leader

June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 47 Job Hunting

Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 15 Recuperation

Monday, September 26, 2022 Monday was a busy day. I bundled the kids off to school and then called Matucket State. While I didn’t go into details, I had to let her Department Vice-Chair know she was going to be away from work for a week or two. I didn’t know who to call at DARPA or the NSA, but Kelly didn’t talk to them daily anyway; she could handle that chore. Then I drove over to the hospital. By all accounts, I would be able to bring her home that day. First, though, she needed to be...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 15 Background Briefing

Monday, March 19, 2018 “Dispatch to One-Six-Three.” “One-Six-Three to Dispatch, go ahead.” Dispatch to One-Six-Three, say location.” I was curious as to why Dispatch wanted to know where I was, since they had sent me to supervise an accident at Pinetree and Glen Aubrey. There was a three-car pileup on Glen Aubrey after the first car, a silver Nissan sedan had suddenly braked for a squirrel. The next car, a red Ford Fusion had slammed into the Nissan from behind and had then been...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 34 Moving Forward

Hank called me later that evening, laughing about the three chuckleheads, as he called them, and told me that he had told them some more stories. Of course, he kept their glasses full, so it was a profitable conversation for him. He told me that he had told a bunch of war stories about ‘the old days’ and how we did things ‘back then.’ I laughed and invited him and his wife over some night, and to just call me or Kelly to schedule it. Over the weekend Kelly and I goofed off while driving the...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 17 Preparations

Chief Crowley called the meeting to an end. He told Captain Abernathy to light a fire under the detectives and see if anybody had seen any African-American strangers recently. At best we had maybe a day or two before something might happen. Captain Bullfinch and Lieutenant Roscoe were told to give whatever support possible, including moving watch schedules around. Hank was told to assist me and dial up TRT. As far as I was concerned, Priority One was taking care of my family. What was even...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 60 Wedded Bliss

Saturday, June 21, 2008 I continued riding with Hank Jenkins for two weeks, and he signed off on turning me loose on the public on my own. During our time he taught me about the night and graveyard shifts, much like Jerry had taught me about the day shift and general police work. We also brought in a number of bad guys on various warrants, taking criminals off the street and otherwise making Matucket safer for all. It seemed like every shift would start with Hank handing me a stack of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 21 Bank Robbery

Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 30 Fort Drum

April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 17 Summer

June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 17 Miles Madigan

Summer 2023 The job in Sullivan Springs was a larger project than most of those I had already worked on. The spreadsheets were smoking by the time I got through with them. When I contacted Ballantine in two weeks, it was only to tell him I was still working the project. Unlike some of my other jobs, in this one I didn’t have a single answer already packaged. In my other jobs the chief or sheriff already knew what he wanted to do and simply needed an outsider to give him a third-party...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 41 Abu Dhabi

January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 2 Reunion

It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 48 Administrative Assistant

I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 20 Schools End

Dad didn’t say anything to me the next day, so we must have covered our tracks. At least the back seat in the SuperCrew was wide enough for us to lay semi-flat on. We still drove around in the cold air with the windows down. Monday at school I saw Coach Summers and gave him the news. I was out for a week, and would be reevaluated afterwards, so I might be able to play if we won next week and went to State. “I won’t let you back on the field until you bring me a release from the doctor,” he...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 27 Returning Home

June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 8 Sunday October 1 2017

For the last few days President Trump had been on a Twitter rampage, demanding that the NFL players stand during the anthem, demanding the team owners and coaches fire them if they didn’t, and promising dire actions otherwise. Both Jack and I were getting slammed left and right, me for not complaining about the football players’ protests and Jack for not doing more. He was also bitching about Puerto Rico, primary elections, and fake news. No wonder he wasn’t doing his job - he was spending...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 24 Boxie

2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 19 Rescue

I never really passed out, but I wasn’t in a mood to keep talking. The immediate threat was contained, and since I was trapped under a tree and wounded, I wasn’t going to wander around the battlefield. After a few minutes I began to hear sirens, both police and fire department; I wouldn’t be alone for long. I twisted my head to the left but couldn’t see to the end of the driveway out on Lakeside Drive. I did see flashing lights approaching, and the sirens went silent. Moments later I heard a...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 66 Old Acquaintances

Grandpa was right about some of what he had said. I googled ‘medal of honor procedure’ later and it turned out there was a huge process involved in giving the Medal of Honor. Once the recommendation worked its way up from Battalion to Brigade and then to Division, it landed at the Pentagon. At least two boards in the Human Resources Command had to approve it, and then it went before the Chief of Staff, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 12 Thanksgiving

Thursday morning was an exercise in controlled chaos. I had time to do a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon, which could be a bit of a luxury. I tried to cook a nice family breakfast on weekends but shift work with the MPD meant I frequently missed weekends. At least three of us ate well. Seamus only ate Froot Loops; he was almost three and was still a knucklehead in the Terrible Twos. After breakfast Kelly put Riley and me to work cleaning the house. Seamus, on the other...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 8 Recuperation

Mom went back to work down in the ER the next morning, which I found a blessing. I mean, I loved my mother, but she was driving me completely nuts hanging around the room with me. She still dropped in at lunchtime, but I could handle that. Otherwise, I had her bring in a few books from home that I could read holding up with my left hand. Kelly came over after school on Tuesday. She had worked out an arrangement to take a different bus over to the hospital, and then either Mom would take her...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 7 Friday September 29 2017 to Saturday September 30 2017

Friday started out like most other days. We got Riley off to school on the bus, and Kelly loaded Seamus in the Sienna to take to day care at Matucket State. The big difference was that we dug out all the luggage. While she was at class, I packed all my formal stuff in a hanging bag, with the rest in a suitcase. As soon as Kelly and Seamus came home, she grabbed her stuff out of the closet and told me to start packing, while she packed everything for the kids. It became a mad rush, since I...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 6 Kelly

Friday, February 16, 2001 School had just started again after the winter break. I was hanging out after lunch with some friends near the south stairwell lockers, with Tilly next to me, when Terry Watson muttered, “Holy shit!” as he looked at something behind me. I turned around and didn’t see anything unusual, at least not at first. What I did see looked like a bunch of girls hugging. Then I saw one of the girls turn around and come over towards us. She was slim, about my height, with...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 19 A Winning Season

Jack managed to finagle a ride home with a couple of cheerleaders who were juniors. I have no idea if he got anything more from them than a lift home, and I didn’t want to know. One of these days my brother’s love life was going to bite him in the ass. Some girl was going to find him with another girl, and there would be hell to pay. Hopefully she wouldn’t be carrying a weapon when that happened. The Sports Section headline Saturday morning was “UNDERDOG PIONEERS CRUSH WARRIORS!” I had no...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 68 Television

I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 53 Living the Dream

Police work was vastly different from military life. One of the biggest differences was that the U.S. Army was quite monolithic, in the sense that everybody trained and fought the same way. Every infantryman trained at Fort Benning. Every helicopter crewman trained at Fort Rucker. Every medic trained at Fort Sam Houston. You get the idea. The same could be said at any camp or fort in the country. Everybody did things the same. There’s a reason they called it the ‘big green machine.’ It made...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 63 Out of State Visitors

Saturday, October 24, 2009 My schedule that week was the night shift, Tuesday to Friday, and then I would have off, Saturday to Tuesday. That worked out well, since Saturday was my parents’ anniversary, and both Kelly and I would have the day off. I would be able to sleep late and then we could go over to the house later. Since it was their Silver Anniversary, the plan was for Bobbie Joe, Kelly, and me to take the parental units out to a nice dinner. Jack and Teresa couldn’t be there, of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 69 Going Home

That was basically the end of the craziness. From Chicago we flew home for a long weekend. Monday, we flew back to New York, and I went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which proved interesting. Stewart was on the liberal side of the spectrum, but he always showed a lot of respect to the soldiers even as he crucified the politicians who got us into Iraq and Afghanistan. Most of the interview was the standard questions, but at the end he asked me something nobody else had asked. Stewart:...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 43 Aftermath

It looked like almost the entire platoon had arrived, led by Lieutenant Southerland. They rolled up to the front gate, actually driving over various body parts as they did so and stopped. The crashed Apache blocked the way in. The first guys to come inside the compound simply stood there and stared at the carnage, though a couple of guys tossed their cookies. Eventually somebody noticed I was standing there and Southerland and another couple of guys ran over to me. “Sergeant Reaper! Sergeant...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 18 Senior Year

Our first game of the season was at the end of the month, the last Friday of August, the 30th. It was a home game with North Cobb High, from up in Kennesaw. They were from a wealthy suburb of Atlanta, and North Cobb was a big school, certainly bigger than us. That was important in high school football, since the more students you had, the more likely you’ll be able to find better players. I commented on that to Kelly once, and she said something about Gaussian distributions and standard...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 38 Coming Together

Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 49 Training

October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....

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The Grim ReaperChapter 52 The Academy

January 2008 - March 2008 When I went back to work, I let Captain Carson know about meeting the Gorsky family, and that I was sure that a lawsuit was on the way. Both he and Lieutenant Brownell quizzed me on what I had told the Gorskys and I swore six ways from Sunday that I hadn’t said anything that could be construed as an admission of guilt. Their general feeling was that we would be named in the suit, but we could dump any responsibility onto the Sheriff’s office, since they ran the jail...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 16 Springtime

March to May, 2002 Mom was not at all amused by my thinking. All through dinner, which Kelly and I nuked in the microwave to warm up, she badgered me about why I was joining the Army. I pretty much gave her the same reasons as I gave my girlfriend. Dad mostly just sat there and listened. He insisted that they had to meet Sergeant Donaldson, and that I was not doing anything until after I got out of school. Eventually I could escape, and I took Kelly out and we went over to the mall, to do...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 4 Skinny Mike

Friday, September 1, 2017 “Gentlemen, I have had it. I hereby resign my position as a member of the human race. There is no possible way I share any genetic material with what I had to put up with today.” So saying, I settled myself onto a barstool in the center of the bar at the Cherokee Grill. Around me my fellow police officers laughed. Mack Waterhouse, the owner of the bar and a former MPD lieutenant, came over and smiled. “Feel free to tell your friendly bartender what your problem is,...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 46 Barbecue

We slept in the next morning, and I informed Kelly that she needed to pass an audition like I had done with her. How was I to know that she wasn’t a demanding wife? What if she was only interested in me for my body, and not my mind? That got me a smart-ass comment from her, “Really? You want to go there? Grim, you need to stick with your body! Your mind ain’t going to cut it!” That earned her a sharp smack on the ass, and I tickled her until she shrieked and begged me to stop. That led to her...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 59 Back to Work

Monday, May 26, 2008 Certain things worked out for me. The bullshit out of the CORB had gotten pretty extreme, and the Justice Department planned to investigate them and not me. The Review Board wasn’t helped when Pendergast was caught saying that he was hoping for the dissolution of the entire Matucket Police Department and its replacement by a federally supervised police force. That was considered more than a bit nutty, even for hard-core Democrats. In any case, it got me off the hook with...

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