The Grim ReaperChapter 10 Romance
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Our first game of the season was at the end of the month, the last Friday of August, the 30th. It was a home game with North Cobb High, from up in Kennesaw. They were from a wealthy suburb of Atlanta, and North Cobb was a big school, certainly bigger than us. That was important in high school football, since the more students you had, the more likely you’ll be able to find better players. I commented on that to Kelly once, and she said something about Gaussian distributions and standard deviations. I just looked funny at her, and she said, “It means you’re right. The more students, the more likely they’ll be to have a significant number of large and fast players.”
“I thought that’s what I said.”
“You did.” She laughed and wrapped me in a big hug, and I didn’t feel bad about her being smarter than me.
Size or not, we stopped the North Cobb Warriors in their tracks. The final score was 17-6, with Speed Demon scoring a pair of touchdowns and Dix Vercolo kicking a pair of points after and a field goal. The Warriors only managed to get a couple of field goals. That does not mean it was a walkover. We had to fight for every yard and every down, the entire game, no letup. After one tough set of downs in the fourth quarter, by which time we were up 17-3 and it was looking like a lock for us, Boyd said, “Them sumbitches don’t got no quit in ‘em!” That was about as eloquent a description as I could have come up with. As he said it, he was gasping for air. I was gasping just as bad and didn’t have the strength to argue with him. Our asses were dragging when we left the field at the end of the game, and if we won, we had to earn it the hard way.
A week later we took on Douglas County, in Douglasville. That wasn’t a far drive for us, maybe a half hour at most and it was all highway driving, and there were a lot of Matucket fans who showed up. Amusingly, the uniforms for the Douglas County Huskies was purple and white, a lot like our purple and gray, so there was just a sea of purple surrounding us in the stands. I commented to Jack that it would be just like our folks to end up on the wrong side of the field. He replied that if we saw a pair of purple-clad fans flying from one side to the other, it was probably them. Then again, it might be some Douglas fans on the Matucket side.
Regardless, the Huskies weren’t in the same league as Matucket. We were all over them from the start of the game. By halftime we were beating them 21-0 after scoring three unanswered touchdowns and points after. In the third quarter Coach Summers began cycling in the second and third-string squads, but we still built the score up to 30-6; we had added another touchdown and point after, and a safety, while they squeezed in a touchdown on our third-string defense but missed the point after. Halfway through the fourth quarter the refs called it and we went to the Mercy Rule. We still got another touchdown, a point after, and a field goal. Final score Matucket 40, Douglas County 6.
I also became a coach myself, at that time, coach of the fat camp team. When school started, Clyde Wilcox asked me to help him lose enough weight to make it into basic training. “You want me to help you lose weight?” I asked.
“Hey, man, you’re the most in-shape guy in the program,” he replied.
“Yeah, but I have to work out and train for football,” I protested.
“Man, you gotta’ help me! I’ll never do it on my own!”
I sighed. The odds against me doing this were long, but I had to give it a try. Sergeant Donaldson was always telling us we had to do things as a team. In fact, if you fucked up, not only did you get punished, but the odds were that your entire team would get punished. You had to rely on them as much as they relied on you. If one person failed, that meant that everybody failed. On the other hand...
“If I do this, you have to be serious! There will be no fucking off! Is that clear? I don’t want to be an asshole about this, but if you don’t follow through, you’re just going to waste both of our times.”
“I gotta’ do this, man!” he replied.
“Then meet me after school out on the field in your gym clothes,” I told him.
He immediately balked at this. “After school? I’ll miss the bus!”
“So what?” I replied heartlessly. “You want to lose the weight, but you don’t want to change what you do? Then you’re not serious. If you’re not there this afternoon, don’t ask me again,” I replied.
I figured that would be the end of it. If he couldn’t even spend the time to try to lose the weight, he wasn’t going to make it anyway. I was surprised, however, when I went into the locker room after classes ended and found Clyde standing there. He looked ridiculously out of place amongst my fellow football players. Clyde was, to put it mildly, soft. “I’m here. I called my mother at lunchtime, and she said she would swing by after work and pick me up.”
I shrugged. “Okay. Why aren’t you in your gym trunks and shoes?” He looked shocked at that, so I added, “What did you think we were going to do? Get changed and get out to the field!” Clyde moved around the corner to his locker and began working the lock.
Brax’s locker was a couple down from mine. “What the hell is Fatso Wilcox doing here?” he asked.
“He asked me to help him lose some weight, and I told him I would help,” I explained.
“What do you care, and why?”
“Because he’s joining the Army after graduation, and he’s too heavy. He needs to lose a lot of weight.”
“So what!”
I looked at my buddy. “So, I’m going into the Army, too. I have to help him. He fails, we all fail.”
Suddenly that stopped Brax in his tracks. He was the first person outside of my family and Kelly who I had told that I was enlisting. “You’re joining the Army?” he asked incredulously.
“Yeah, at the end of the year, after graduation.”
“Why?”
“Why not! It’s not like I’m going to be having any college scouts chasing me down. You and Speed might be doing that, but you know they’re not going to be looking for me.” By now several other guys were gathered around, listening to me. “What’s left? M-Triple-C and a job at the Wal-Mart distribution center? Screw that.”
“Holy shit! You’re serious, aren’t you?” he asked.
I nodded. “I’ve been talking to a recruiter for almost a year now.”
“Holy shit!”
We finished suiting up and went out to the field. It had rained earlier in the day, but now it was just a light mist. Clyde was standing over on the sideline looking confused. I went over to him. “We’re going to be doing some warmup calisthenics and then some laps. You stay over here and do what we do. Just try not to break anything,” I told him.
“It’s raining,” he complained.
I shrugged. “Well, if you can guarantee that the Army will only fight when it’s warm and sunny, then feel free to stop.”
Clyde’s eyes popped open at that, but I ignored him and went over to the rest of my team. Before I got there, Coach Summers called for me. “Reaper, front and center!”
I trotted over. “What’s up, Coach?”
He nodded towards Clyde. “What’s Wilcox doing here?”
“He wants to start working out and lose some weight. I told him to do what we do and stay out of our way.”
“Since when do you make the arrangements about what happens on my practice field?”
“Sir?” It never occurred to me that Clyde wouldn’t be allowed to work out.
“Get back there and lead the warmup. I’ll deal with this.” He pointed me towards the rest of the squad, and he walked across the field to tell Clyde to go home. Well, I thought it was a good idea but maybe it wasn’t, after all.
I led the team stretching and getting the kinks out, and then we did some jumping jacks. After a minute of those, I turned around and found that Clyde was doing them standing next to Coach Summers. We continued through some sit-ups and push-ups and squats and thrusts. Clyde did them as well, slower and fewer and not very well, but he was doing them. Then Speed was ordered to lead us on a few laps around the field. We all headed out, and Coach motioned for Clyde to follow. He only managed one lap before stopping and gasping for air, but he didn’t quit.
After that, Coach returned and ordered the assistant coaches to have us begin doing our drills and scrimmages. He went back to the sidelines and watched us, but every now and then I saw him talking to Clyde, who then began doing a few push-ups.
Clyde hung in there through the rest of the practice, even if it was only because he had to wait for his mother to pick him up. By the time the practice ended, it was beginning to drizzle, so we headed inside for a hot shower and to get dressed. Clyde looked like death warmed over. He balked at the idea of showering with us, however.
“Get over it, Clyde,” I told him. “You think they have individual showers in basic training?” I might not know what the hell I was getting into, but that was something I was pretty sure about.
Again, Clyde’s eyes popped open, and he went to his locker and stripped down, and went to the showers. Yes, a few guys made a few jokes at his expense, but I gave a few of them a look and shook my head in a ‘Knock it off!’ gesture.
Afterwards, he came over to me in the locker room. “You going to be here tomorrow?” I asked.
“Yeah.”
“We’ll see. Clean your shit out of your locker and take it home to get washed. Bring it back tomorrow, clean.” I was packing some of my stuff in a gym bag and showed him. “Where do you live?” He gave me an address that I didn’t know, but he said it was a couple of miles away. “Okay. Tomorrow morning you walk to school,” I ordered.
“Walk to school? That’s too far!” he protested.
“Well, if you can guarantee that the next war we fight will be next door, then fine. Otherwise, you start walking to school. The average person can walk three to four miles in an hour. That’s a simple half hour walk. Figure it out.”
“Christ!” he groaned.
“And another thing. What do you eat for breakfast?”
He blushed at that. “An Egg McMuffin.”
“Christ, that shit will kill you, Clyde, even if the Army doesn’t! No more of that shit! Stop at the store on the way home and buy some apples. That’s your breakfast tomorrow morning.”
He just groaned at this. I clapped him on the shoulder. “You do this, Clyde, basic’s going to be a piece of cake. Or don’t and go figure out something else to do next year. It’s your decision. Make the right one.”
Clyde took off. Speed looked over at me from his locker. “That boy’s the Pillsbury Doughboy! You ain’t never going to get him in shape.”
I shrugged. “I ain’t the one who’s going to get him into shape. If he does this, he’ll be the one to get himself into shape.”
“Man, you are crazy! You got as much a chance of whittling him down as you do of catching a pass!”
“Fuck you, Speed! Fuck you!” I laughed.
“No! Fuck you, Stonehands!”
We argued and tussled a bit until Coach told us to knock it off and get out.
The next morning Clyde caught up to me in homeroom. “I did it. I walked to school!” he said proudly.
“Good. What’d you eat this morning?” I asked.
“An apple, like you said.”
“And what else?” I pressed.
Clyde gave me a deer-in-the-headlights look. “What do you mean?”
“I mean, did you eat a McMuffin and an apple?” I knew the answer by the guilty look on his face. “You must not want to lose any weight, Clyde. From now on your breakfast is only an apple, nothing else! No shakes or soda, either. You get thirsty, you can drink OJ or coffee. Nothing else! Got it?”
“Christ!” he groaned.
“Look me up at lunch, too.”
I wasn’t sure what my plan was for this. If nothing else, maybe he’d wise up and decide to quit. Across from me, Bo Effner was laughing at me, so I flipped him the bird. How the fuck did I get into this mess?
At lunchtime, I was sitting at one of the football team tables, a place sort of restricted to the team and their girlfriends and the cheerleaders. Wilcox came over, looking nervous at entering our realm. It didn’t get better when Tony Vancuso, said, “What are you doing here, Fatso?” Moose joined in on this.
“Knock it off!” I said. “I invited Clyde over.” I turned back to Clyde, who was carrying a brown paper bag. “You bring your own lunch? Let’s see.” I grabbed it out of his hands and peered inside. It was about what I figured, one small sandwich and a mountain of junk food. “You’re kidding me, right?” I asked him.
Wilcox at least had the good grace to look embarrassed. “Yeah, well...”
“You want to do this; we are changing what you eat. You can’t eat a bucket of lard every day and expect to be anything but lard! Do you see me eating that stuff? Do you see any of us eating that stuff?” I’m not saying we were perfect, but we did eat better than most kids our age. Coach Summers demanded it of us.
“Uh, no,” he answered sheepishly.
“Do you want to lose the weight or what?” I demanded.
“Yeah, I do.”
“Okay, here goes.” I dumped his lunch bag out on the table in front of me. He had a ham-and-cheese sandwich, which was fine, but he also had a bag of chips, a bag of cheese poofs, and a Twinkie. There was a round of laughter around the table. I threw the sandwich back in the bag. “This is for you, Clyde!” Then I grabbed the chips and tossed them to Brax, sitting a couple of seats down from me. “Brax, dessert!” I turned around and tossed the cheese poofs to Bo, sitting at the table behind me with his girlfriend. “Hey, Bo, incoming dessert!” I looked down the table to Moose and Tony and wagged my finger at them. “No dessert for rude boys!” Both laughed at me. I dropped the Twinkie package on Kelly’s tray. “Sweets for the sweet!”
“You’re sweet!” she replied.
I turned back to Clyde. “No more of this crap. Tomorrow, you bring the sandwich and an apple. If you’re hungry, bring two sandwiches and the apple, or one sandwich and two apples. Got it?”
“Yeah,” he groused.
“Clyde. You do this, you’re going to make it. When the other guys at basic get sent home, you’ll be staying, got it?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, eat your lunch, and no cheating. I’ll see you in the locker room after school.”
He looked crestfallen, but nodded to me, and went and sat down. I opened the package of Twinkies and gave one to Kelly, and then ate the second. Around us people were razzing me and giving me a ration of shit. The bottom line was that everybody thought I was nuts, and that Fatso Clyde was a lost cause. They were probably right, too.
Still, Clyde showed up that afternoon and worked out with us during practice, even if he still looked as dreadful as yesterday. At least if he died on school grounds his family couldn’t sue me. His lunch the next day was better. That afternoon he showed up at practice with a guy named Barry Towson, another overweight potential recruit. I just shook my head and told Clyde to tell him the rules and routine, and that he had to bring me his lunch for inspection the next day.
Within another week’s time I had a total of six guys dieting and working out. Coach Summers began doing weekly weigh-ins, just like Sergeant Donaldson did. He also put charts up on the wall of his office, with their names and the amount of weight they were losing, along with some other stuff, like the number of push-ups or sit-ups they could do, and their speed at the mile run. Some of the guys on the team still made fun of them, but amazingly, they all started to lose some weight, and their times and performance all improved. When Clyde lost ten pounds, we had a small celebration for him.
In any case, I was doing that stuff on the side. My real job was left linebacker, and we had to win some games. Our next game, the third of the season, was the big one. East Matucket High was coming to Matucket. We had always been a grudge match, but after last year’s thumping, it had been raised to a whole new level. We were probably the biggest rivalry in Georgia by now.
For a week now the newspaper and the local television stations had been playing it up. Coach Summers had given us all explicit orders to keep our fat, fucking mouths shut! He and Mrs. Hollister gave out a bunch of bland bullshit statements, like how it was just one more game, how either team could win, how we played it one game at a time, and one play at a time. It was like in the baseball movie, Bull Durham, where old pro Kevin Costner is telling newbie Tim Robbins, that he had to work on his clichés. Coach Summers was giving out with all the football clichés.
On the other hand, East Matucket was really worked up. They planned on coming down to our level this year, and pounding us into the dirt, which was where thugs and goons belonged. They had an experienced team, mostly seniors this year, just like us, and any injuries from last season were healed. In no uncertain terms, they were pissed at us and despised us. Various quotes predicted anywhere from a ten- to twenty-point margin of victory. Like us, they were undefeated so far this year, but that was not all that it seemed. So far, the Matucket Pioneers had outscored the opposition 57-12. The East Matucket Warriors were nowhere near as victorious. Their first game was against the Douglas County Huskies, which they won by seven points, versus our thirty-five-point margin. Then they beat the East Coweta Indians by four points. Their scoring so far was 33-22. I didn’t think they were anywhere near as impressive as they thought they were.
Which was not to say they might not give the Pioneers some trouble. We were warned to keep our cool, that the Warriors would be pushing the limits of trash talk and bad sportsmanship. They would run down us, our families, our girlfriends, and everything else they could think of to make us lose our cool. We could count on unsportsmanlike behavior when buried in a tackle. They would be trying for injuries.
The madness started early on Friday. It was a game day, so the team was allowed to wear their jerseys to class. Even Bo Effner, our Coach’s Assistant, had a coaching shirt, a purple and gray short-sleeve sports shirt like the coaches wore. I think every other student in school wore a purple Goon Squad t-shirt to class that day. Mindy Hampton had been selling t-shirts like crazy since the start of the school year. I don’t know what her cut was, but she could bring a couple of dozen shirts to school in the morning and be sold out before lunch - and that didn’t include the orders she was taking on the side!
Matucket didn’t have a visiting team locker room, and East Matucket was barely ten minutes away by school bus, so the Warriors arrived already dressed. They had plenty of fans with them. I think half the police department was there, and they were busy patrolling the stands, the parking lot, and guarding the school. Nobody wanted a repeat of the behavior we had enjoyed a year ago.
We ran out onto the field through our breakaway banner. The home team side of the stands was just a sea of purple and gray; the visiting side was nothing but the blue and white of the East Matucket Warriors. The place was a madhouse. You couldn’t hear yourself think. The Warrior banner, which wasn’t a breakaway but was raised on poles with the team running out under, had their motto ‘WARRIORS FOREVER!’ The general opinion of everyone in purple was that this was pretty lame compared to ‘EAT ‘EM ALIVE AND S*IT OUT THE BONES!’, but that was now up in the stands, banned for the sake of decency. They were screaming it out anyway, along with ‘GOON SQUAD! GOON SQUAD!’
This was our third game of the season, and our starting roster was now fixed. Coach Summers told us the beginning of that week. Jack the Ripper was now officially the first-string middle linebacker. Normally, the middle linebacker acts as the ‘defensive quarterback’, calling defensive plays and running the huddle. Coach called the whole defensive squad together and told us flat out, “Grim, you call the shots out there. Ripper, you don’t have enough experience yet. Are we clear on that?”
“I’m good with it, Coach,” said Jack.
I clapped my brother on the shoulder and said, “Just remember, I’ve taught you everything you know, but I haven’t taught you everything I know!”
Everybody, including Coach Summers, groaned at that. Jack had to push it though. “Maybe we should ask Kelly about that! Give her a chance to comparison shop!”
On our first scrimmage after that, I called a special audible, and the defensive line hit the dirt and allowed the entire offensive line to pile onto my little brother. He let out a single scream and was buried. I helped him upright afterwards. “You got anything else to say about Kelly?” I asked, grinning. Around us the rest of the team was laughing.
“No, I’m good!” he groaned.
Now it was game day, and we were on the field facing our sworn enemies. The Pioneer Marching Band played the anthem, we pledged allegiance, and the refs went out to the center of the field. Speed looked over at me. “Grim, it’s time. Game face on!”
“Game face on!” We pounded each other on the shoulders, and grabbed our helmets, and walked out to the center of the field. It was time to flip a coin.
The refs were separating us, which was probably a good idea. If it was heads, the Pioneers got to choose to kick off or receive, and the Warriors would get to choose which end of the field to play. If it was tails, things were reversed. The ref called it as tails, which meant the Warriors could choose, and they obviously chose to receive. I looked over at Speed and he shrugged, so I pointed to the south end of the field. “We’ll take south.” The Warriors, on the north side, would be facing towards the sun, at least in the earlier part of the game, so maybe that would help us.
The ref nodded and said, “Warriors to receive, Pioneers to take the south. I want a good clean game. Now shake hands and go to the sidelines.”
I hesitated to shake hands, as did Speed. The feeling was mutual, and the Warrior defensive co-captain spit on the ground at my feet. That wasn’t cool! The ref got right up in his face. “Knock it off, mister! You do that again and it will earn you an unsportsmanlike conduct and a boot out of this game! Is that understood?”
He only got a mutter in response, so he yelled it this time. “IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Good! Now go! We’ll be watching all of you!” With that statement he also pointed at Speed and me. We glanced at each other and simply nodded in return.
As we walked back over to the team, I muttered to Speed, “What a bunch of douchebags!”
“These guys deserve a good thumping.”
“I’ll see what I can do.” We bumped fists and he headed to the sidelines while I stayed on the field. We were kicking off and I was acting as a blocker on our kickoff special team. I wasn’t fast enough to be a gunner - Brax had one of those jobs - but I was fast enough and strong enough to make myself a real nuisance if the kickoff returner got anywhere near me.
Dix Vercolo was the younger brother of Dax, who had been our right defensive end last year. He was a senior like me and was our kicker. He was pretty good, too. He wasn’t quite as good as Eugene Strackmeyer had been last year, who hadn’t missed anything all year until our final playoff game, but he was still pretty good. We all took our places, the ref blew the whistle, and it started. Dix nailed a pretty one deep into the Warrior’s left side, where one of their running backs caught it and advanced to only the 15-yard line before getting hammered by Brax.
And then it was game on. We spent about two-thirds of the first quarter going back and forth, up and down the field. The Warriors only advanced it to their 47-yard line before having to kick it back to us. Speed caught it and took it up to the 34, where we stalled and had to kick it back. The Warriors fielded it at their 34, and brought it back to our 47, but couldn’t move it closer, and their kicker wouldn’t chance a field goal. They kicked it back to us, and we got it back to the 47 again. Still, we couldn’t get anywhere with it, and we would need to kick it back.
I think both teams were spending the first few minutes of the game feeling each other out. The Warriors were tough, but they had been tough last year, too, and we had routed them. I talked it over with my fellow linebackers and linemen, and our consensus was that their quarterback liked to be sneaky, but he wasn’t all that good at it. He telegraphed his moves, and you could figure out what he was up to if you were smart. I knew that Speed and Randy Thibodeaux, our quarterback, were doing the same thing on the offense, trying to read their defense.
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Monday, May 24, 2010 I busted my ass that winter getting back into shape. As the doctors had told me, my problems mostly related to muscle and tissue damage, but my joints were in good shape. My biggest problems were in stretching and rebuilding the muscles in my left arm and side. I spent a lot of time in rehab and therapy, and then even more time in the gym rebuilding myself. Kelly and I didn’t have a gym in the house, but it was another one of those benefits of being a cop. The MPD had an...
Thursday proved to be about as hectic as I expected it to be. By the time the detectives came to see me, I would be the last guy they would be talking to. By that time, they would have already interviewed everybody except the three dead guys, and they would have been autopsied. The crime scene crew would have been all over the last car they had been in, as well as all over the Quiki-Stop. The security videos from the Quiki-Stop would have been obtained, as well as any from any of the...
They were right, of course, I was beat. I stayed awake through dinner and then fell asleep. I woke up Saturday morning stiff and creaky. As the saying goes, it’s just like cars; it’s not the years but the mileage. At thirty-three I had the mileage for one-hundred-thirty-three. Saturday was all about family. My parents arrived right after breakfast, and after Mom violated the rule about not treating a relative by checking my records, they gave me the latest info. Jack was flying in from San...
Kelly and I watched the news Monday night for about an hour, but it was getting repetitious, and we turned it off. By then Kelly was beginning to get some emails and tweets from people she was friends with, mostly asking what was going on. Most seemed confused, but several were rather vile. A few people wanted me to immediately fly to California and butcher my brother on the fifty-yard line, followed by ritually committing suicide. We went to bed, where Kelly tried to take my mind off...
I called Kelly as soon as I had finished a couple of slices. It was a Thursday, so she promised to come home that night and spend a long weekend with me. I told her I was heading over to the apartment and to find me there. It would be late when she got there, but that didn’t matter much to me. I went back to the kitchen, grabbed another slice of pizza and a beer, and sat down in the family room. Bobbie Joe returned my keys. When I was finished, I kissed Mom on the cheek and headed out. The...
Tuesday, January 7, 2019 The rest of the semester was a bitch, a stone-cold cast-iron bitch. I don’t know what I had been expecting, but it was just unrelenting work. Maybe it was because I had taken a lot of time on the two consulting jobs or maybe it was because of the time taken up with Tolley’s book project. More likely it was because I didn’t know what the hell I was doing trying to get a doctorate in history. I mean, I knew there was a lot of reading that was going to be involved....
Seamus fell asleep in his car seat before Kelly got home. That made him extra fussy when we got there, and he was handed to me after she got him out of the car. For the next hour we kept putting him to bed and he kept waking up and fussing. Kelly and I talked about my father’s condition. “So, what happens next?” I asked. “This ever happen to your father?” “Not that I’ve ever heard. Maybe he doesn’t exercise as vigorously as your father does.” I had to laugh at that. “There are some things...
June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...
Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...
Monday, September 26, 2022 Monday was a busy day. I bundled the kids off to school and then called Matucket State. While I didn’t go into details, I had to let her Department Vice-Chair know she was going to be away from work for a week or two. I didn’t know who to call at DARPA or the NSA, but Kelly didn’t talk to them daily anyway; she could handle that chore. Then I drove over to the hospital. By all accounts, I would be able to bring her home that day. First, though, she needed to be...
Monday, March 19, 2018 “Dispatch to One-Six-Three.” “One-Six-Three to Dispatch, go ahead.” Dispatch to One-Six-Three, say location.” I was curious as to why Dispatch wanted to know where I was, since they had sent me to supervise an accident at Pinetree and Glen Aubrey. There was a three-car pileup on Glen Aubrey after the first car, a silver Nissan sedan had suddenly braked for a squirrel. The next car, a red Ford Fusion had slammed into the Nissan from behind and had then been...
Hank called me later that evening, laughing about the three chuckleheads, as he called them, and told me that he had told them some more stories. Of course, he kept their glasses full, so it was a profitable conversation for him. He told me that he had told a bunch of war stories about ‘the old days’ and how we did things ‘back then.’ I laughed and invited him and his wife over some night, and to just call me or Kelly to schedule it. Over the weekend Kelly and I goofed off while driving the...
Chief Crowley called the meeting to an end. He told Captain Abernathy to light a fire under the detectives and see if anybody had seen any African-American strangers recently. At best we had maybe a day or two before something might happen. Captain Bullfinch and Lieutenant Roscoe were told to give whatever support possible, including moving watch schedules around. Hank was told to assist me and dial up TRT. As far as I was concerned, Priority One was taking care of my family. What was even...
Saturday, June 21, 2008 I continued riding with Hank Jenkins for two weeks, and he signed off on turning me loose on the public on my own. During our time he taught me about the night and graveyard shifts, much like Jerry had taught me about the day shift and general police work. We also brought in a number of bad guys on various warrants, taking criminals off the street and otherwise making Matucket safer for all. It seemed like every shift would start with Hank handing me a stack of...
Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...
April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...
June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...
January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...
Summer 2023 The job in Sullivan Springs was a larger project than most of those I had already worked on. The spreadsheets were smoking by the time I got through with them. When I contacted Ballantine in two weeks, it was only to tell him I was still working the project. Unlike some of my other jobs, in this one I didn’t have a single answer already packaged. In my other jobs the chief or sheriff already knew what he wanted to do and simply needed an outsider to give him a third-party...
It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...
I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...
Dad didn’t say anything to me the next day, so we must have covered our tracks. At least the back seat in the SuperCrew was wide enough for us to lay semi-flat on. We still drove around in the cold air with the windows down. Monday at school I saw Coach Summers and gave him the news. I was out for a week, and would be reevaluated afterwards, so I might be able to play if we won next week and went to State. “I won’t let you back on the field until you bring me a release from the doctor,” he...
June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...
For the last few days President Trump had been on a Twitter rampage, demanding that the NFL players stand during the anthem, demanding the team owners and coaches fire them if they didn’t, and promising dire actions otherwise. Both Jack and I were getting slammed left and right, me for not complaining about the football players’ protests and Jack for not doing more. He was also bitching about Puerto Rico, primary elections, and fake news. No wonder he wasn’t doing his job - he was spending...
2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...
I never really passed out, but I wasn’t in a mood to keep talking. The immediate threat was contained, and since I was trapped under a tree and wounded, I wasn’t going to wander around the battlefield. After a few minutes I began to hear sirens, both police and fire department; I wouldn’t be alone for long. I twisted my head to the left but couldn’t see to the end of the driveway out on Lakeside Drive. I did see flashing lights approaching, and the sirens went silent. Moments later I heard a...
Grandpa was right about some of what he had said. I googled ‘medal of honor procedure’ later and it turned out there was a huge process involved in giving the Medal of Honor. Once the recommendation worked its way up from Battalion to Brigade and then to Division, it landed at the Pentagon. At least two boards in the Human Resources Command had to approve it, and then it went before the Chief of Staff, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of...
Thursday morning was an exercise in controlled chaos. I had time to do a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon, which could be a bit of a luxury. I tried to cook a nice family breakfast on weekends but shift work with the MPD meant I frequently missed weekends. At least three of us ate well. Seamus only ate Froot Loops; he was almost three and was still a knucklehead in the Terrible Twos. After breakfast Kelly put Riley and me to work cleaning the house. Seamus, on the other...
Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...
Mom went back to work down in the ER the next morning, which I found a blessing. I mean, I loved my mother, but she was driving me completely nuts hanging around the room with me. She still dropped in at lunchtime, but I could handle that. Otherwise, I had her bring in a few books from home that I could read holding up with my left hand. Kelly came over after school on Tuesday. She had worked out an arrangement to take a different bus over to the hospital, and then either Mom would take her...
Friday started out like most other days. We got Riley off to school on the bus, and Kelly loaded Seamus in the Sienna to take to day care at Matucket State. The big difference was that we dug out all the luggage. While she was at class, I packed all my formal stuff in a hanging bag, with the rest in a suitcase. As soon as Kelly and Seamus came home, she grabbed her stuff out of the closet and told me to start packing, while she packed everything for the kids. It became a mad rush, since I...
Friday, February 16, 2001 School had just started again after the winter break. I was hanging out after lunch with some friends near the south stairwell lockers, with Tilly next to me, when Terry Watson muttered, “Holy shit!” as he looked at something behind me. I turned around and didn’t see anything unusual, at least not at first. What I did see looked like a bunch of girls hugging. Then I saw one of the girls turn around and come over towards us. She was slim, about my height, with...
Jack managed to finagle a ride home with a couple of cheerleaders who were juniors. I have no idea if he got anything more from them than a lift home, and I didn’t want to know. One of these days my brother’s love life was going to bite him in the ass. Some girl was going to find him with another girl, and there would be hell to pay. Hopefully she wouldn’t be carrying a weapon when that happened. The Sports Section headline Saturday morning was “UNDERDOG PIONEERS CRUSH WARRIORS!” I had no...
I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...
Police work was vastly different from military life. One of the biggest differences was that the U.S. Army was quite monolithic, in the sense that everybody trained and fought the same way. Every infantryman trained at Fort Benning. Every helicopter crewman trained at Fort Rucker. Every medic trained at Fort Sam Houston. You get the idea. The same could be said at any camp or fort in the country. Everybody did things the same. There’s a reason they called it the ‘big green machine.’ It made...
Saturday, October 24, 2009 My schedule that week was the night shift, Tuesday to Friday, and then I would have off, Saturday to Tuesday. That worked out well, since Saturday was my parents’ anniversary, and both Kelly and I would have the day off. I would be able to sleep late and then we could go over to the house later. Since it was their Silver Anniversary, the plan was for Bobbie Joe, Kelly, and me to take the parental units out to a nice dinner. Jack and Teresa couldn’t be there, of...
That was basically the end of the craziness. From Chicago we flew home for a long weekend. Monday, we flew back to New York, and I went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which proved interesting. Stewart was on the liberal side of the spectrum, but he always showed a lot of respect to the soldiers even as he crucified the politicians who got us into Iraq and Afghanistan. Most of the interview was the standard questions, but at the end he asked me something nobody else had asked. Stewart:...
It looked like almost the entire platoon had arrived, led by Lieutenant Southerland. They rolled up to the front gate, actually driving over various body parts as they did so and stopped. The crashed Apache blocked the way in. The first guys to come inside the compound simply stood there and stared at the carnage, though a couple of guys tossed their cookies. Eventually somebody noticed I was standing there and Southerland and another couple of guys ran over to me. “Sergeant Reaper! Sergeant...
Senior YearBy Christine [email protected] 1, Chapter 11 -* This story is the sequel to "My Sexual Evolution." "Senior Year" continues the story right where "My Sexual Evolution" ended. This story is written in 3 Chapters and ends with an Epilogue that will update you on some of your favorite characters and where they are today. The rest of this chapter will detail the first 2 Cheerleader initiation Parties. We did some raunchy and outrageous stuff that final year of high school. It...
Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of...
October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....
January 2008 - March 2008 When I went back to work, I let Captain Carson know about meeting the Gorsky family, and that I was sure that a lawsuit was on the way. Both he and Lieutenant Brownell quizzed me on what I had told the Gorskys and I swore six ways from Sunday that I hadn’t said anything that could be construed as an admission of guilt. Their general feeling was that we would be named in the suit, but we could dump any responsibility onto the Sheriff’s office, since they ran the jail...
March to May, 2002 Mom was not at all amused by my thinking. All through dinner, which Kelly and I nuked in the microwave to warm up, she badgered me about why I was joining the Army. I pretty much gave her the same reasons as I gave my girlfriend. Dad mostly just sat there and listened. He insisted that they had to meet Sergeant Donaldson, and that I was not doing anything until after I got out of school. Eventually I could escape, and I took Kelly out and we went over to the mall, to do...
We slept in the next morning, and I informed Kelly that she needed to pass an audition like I had done with her. How was I to know that she wasn’t a demanding wife? What if she was only interested in me for my body, and not my mind? That got me a smart-ass comment from her, “Really? You want to go there? Grim, you need to stick with your body! Your mind ain’t going to cut it!” That earned her a sharp smack on the ass, and I tickled her until she shrieked and begged me to stop. That led to her...
Monday, May 26, 2008 Certain things worked out for me. The bullshit out of the CORB had gotten pretty extreme, and the Justice Department planned to investigate them and not me. The Review Board wasn’t helped when Pendergast was caught saying that he was hoping for the dissolution of the entire Matucket Police Department and its replacement by a federally supervised police force. That was considered more than a bit nutty, even for hard-core Democrats. In any case, it got me off the hook with...