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Police work was vastly different from military life. One of the biggest differences was that the U.S. Army was quite monolithic, in the sense that everybody trained and fought the same way. Every infantryman trained at Fort Benning. Every helicopter crewman trained at Fort Rucker. Every medic trained at Fort Sam Houston. You get the idea. The same could be said at any camp or fort in the country. Everybody did things the same. There’s a reason they called it the ‘big green machine.’ It made everything predictable and uniform.

Police work, on the other hand, was anything but predictable and uniform. The largest police department in America was the New York City Police Department, which had upwards of 30,000 officers. At the other end of the scale might be the East Asshole Township department with six part-time officers and two rusty cruisers. The general rule was that every county, incorporated city, and state could have their own law enforcement. Even colleges could have sworn peace officers on staff. In Georgia, the largest police force was the Atlanta PD, which numbered about 1,600. Some of the counties had police departments separate from the towns in the county. You also had county sheriffs, who were also peace officers, and of course, the Georgia State Patrol had another 1,200 officers. Further, while everybody had to meet the Georgia Peace Officer Standards and Training requirements, some departments had more stringent requirements. Atlanta required their police to be at least 20 years old and the State Patrol required troopers to be 21. Some departments also required a two-year college degree.

Jurisdiction could be equally confusing. In Matucket County, the Sheriffs ran the courthouse, the jail, and the patrol on Lake Matucket in the summer, while the MPD patrolled the rest of the county. Meanwhile the State Patrol could go anywhere they pleased, though they mostly patrolled I-20 and the main state highways in the county.

To make it especially crazy, each department had the right to have its own police academy for training. If you wanted to join the Atlanta PD you had to attend the Atlanta PD academy, and the State Patrol had their own academy. Otherwise, you had to attend one of the nine Georgia regional academies that were spread all around the state, and the rumor was that some were better than others. Finally, to be abundantly clear, none of them were anything at all like the movie.

Graduation was Friday, March 21, the end of our eleven-week course. We had our last test that week and finished all our hands-on training. Thursday and Friday were mostly spent doing all the finishing-up details and paperwork. My grades were surprisingly good. I knew I had done well in the hands-on stuff, but my test scores were similar to what I had done at Jefferson Community College in Watertown, mostly B+ and A- range. Like I learned back then, it was amazing what I could do when I wasn’t fucking around. I ended up ranking in the top quarter of the class. On the downside, I had the equivalent of twenty college credits, but they were non-transferable, like the A.A.S. degrees that Kelly and I had once talked about.

Our class, 2008-1, had started with thirty-six students, but we were graduating with twenty-four. Of the dozen who were no longer with us, a couple had left because they couldn’t handle the physical training, another couple left because they were complete fuckups with firearms and couldn’t be given ammunition and weapons without them killing somebody, four couldn’t handle the classes academically, and the other four dropped out because they decided they didn’t want to be cops after all. None of the survivors would be joining the same police force. Some of us had jobs lined up already around the state, and some of us were hoping to apply to various departments that might be hiring. We were a real mixed bag.

Ever see movies and TV shows with police academy graduations? Hundreds of eager young faces in a massive auditorium are getting a stirring speech from the police commissioner, the district attorney, or a deputy mayor. Very awe-inspiring! Also, totally bogus! The only departments that had that many recruits were the biggest municipal departments, like New York or Los Angeles. Much more common was the graduation ceremony at the Athens academy. The academy commander made a short speech, we received our certifications, took a class photo, and went our separate ways. We all shook hands and clapped each other on the back, and that was it. Most of us figured the photo would make its way to the back of the Sports section of the Athens Banner-Herald or the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Page 7, below the fold and between ads for a car dealership and ladies’ support garments.

In any case, that was the end of my time in Athens. Kelly and I went out to dinner at a nice restaurant to celebrate Friday night when she got back from UGA. Saturday, we packed all my gear into our cars and drove back to Matucket. I was moving back into the apartment for a bit longer. Our current plan was to concentrate on the immediate things this spring and summer. The following week I was heading back to the MPD to make my final formal application to become a police officer. With any luck at all, I would join the department the first week of April. Meanwhile Kelly had to finish up at UGA and get started at Matucket State. Her graduation was Saturday, May 10. A month later, Saturday, June 21, was our wedding, followed by our honeymoon in the Bahamas. Then and only then would we be free to start figuring out buying a house. Things looked very positive for us but would be very complicated for the next few months.

Monday morning, March 24, I reported back to the MPD and looked up Lieutenant Brownell. He was on vacation for a few days, so I ended up speaking to Captain Carson. He smiled when I knocked on his door. “The conquering hero returns!”

“I don’t know about any conquering, sir, but I’m back. Graduation was Friday.”

“I heard that. We were following your progress. Your instructors were quite pleased, Officer Tackleberry.”

I cringed at that. “Sir, that was just a one-time joke!” I protested. That was all I needed following me around.

He laughed. “So, I heard. Just don’t forget that this isn’t combat, so you don’t get to shoot the suspects under custody.”

“No sir!”

“All right then. Got your certificate? Nothing is official until the paperwork is done. Go see Caroline Upgrove and get started on that. Remember, you are still not an MPD officer. That won’t happen until you get sworn in by the County Council President, and he’s in Atlanta for a conference for a couple of days. Figure Thursday or Friday at best. Until then, keep the gear we assigned you but don’t even think about using it.”

“Understood, Captain. Do I come back to work here as an admin until then?”

He shrugged. “You can, or you can just goof off for a few days. Check with Caroline. She runs this place anyway. In the meantime, you can go out and buy some uniforms. She’ll have the list of approved vendors. Just do what she tells you.”

It was obvious that the interview was over. “Yes, sir, I’ll do that.”

“Congratulations, Grim. I’ll let the Chief and Captain Crowley know you’re back and made it through. You know, of course, that you’ll start under Captain Crowley, in Patrol. Everyone starts out in Patrol. Now, go see Caroline.”

That was true; everyone did start out in Patrol, in any police force. Patrol was the guys in the blue uniforms and the cruisers. Every detective, every SWAT guy, every administrator, every lieutenant or captain or whatever started out in a blue uniform riding around in a patrol car. Some of the cops hated it and some loved it, but that’s the way you started. I was kind of looking forward to it. I’d have to see what it was like, but I could see myself working my way up in Patrol if I was good.

I thanked him and left. Caroline welcomed me back and had me sit down. She plopped a pile of paperwork in front of me and said, “Congratulations. Now you don’t just get to file the paperwork, you get to create some of your own!”

I laughed. “My lifelong ambition, Caroline. I’m living the dream!”

“Glad we could help.” Then she showed me what I had to fill out and put me to work. Even though this was my application to become a police officer, I had already managed to get all the supporting documentation and she had that in a folder for me. Now it was just a matter of getting things in the proper order and checking off all the details.

By lunch, I was ready. I took the pile back to Caroline and said, “Here you go. Do me a favor and check it to make sure I didn’t miss anything.”

“That’s the plan.” She pushed it over to the side. “Listen, Grim, unless you really want to come back and file papers for a week, take a few days off. Matucket is running short of mass murderers and serial killers this week. We’ll call you and let you know when the County Council President plans to swear you in. Feel free to invite a few guests. Anybody in mind?”

“Just Kelly and my family.”

She nodded. “It’ll probably be this Friday or next Monday. Go home and take a few days off. The criminals will still be here waiting for you when you get back.”

“Thanks, Caroline.” I stood and left.

I got back to the apartment just as my grandmother was pulling into the driveway with some mulch and fertilizer in the back of Grandpa’s pickup truck. “Grim, what are you doing home so early?”

“They need to process the final paperwork and didn’t need me to file anything.”

“Well, good! You’re just in time to help unload this and spread it around the garden.”

I grabbed for my phone. “Sorry, Grandma, they’re calling me back in!”

“Nice try! Change your clothes and come on back down here,” she scolded me.

I laughed and made a standard protest but went up the stairs to change. Five minutes later, I was back down at the back of the pickup truck. “I knew I should have stayed in town.”

“Then you’d have been doing this after you got home,” she replied.

“Hmmmm.”

She snorted out a laugh. “You think I’m tough, wait until you get married. Kelly will be even tougher! I know that girl.”

I laughed. “Not to be rude about it, Grandma, but working for her comes with some fringe benefits that I’m not going to get around here.” I waggled my eyebrows at that.

“Get to work, you scamp!”

Mulch and fertilizer took up the rest of the day for me, and I resolved to find someplace else to be the rest of the week. Tuesday morning, I drove back to Athens, only stopping off at the station to make sure they had my phone number. By now it looked definite that I would get sworn in on Friday afternoon and report for duty Monday morning. At that point, I would be handed off to my FTO, my Field Training Officer, who would ride around with me until he passed me or failed me.

Kelly and Megs welcomed me back with a few curious questions, but otherwise it was not a problem. I stayed there a couple of nights, and then Thursday Kelly and I drove back home. She planned to attend my swearing in, as did Mom, Dad, and my grandparents. Mom wanted pictures, of course. Grandpa had a more practical take on it all. “You give me a ticket, boy, and your rent will increase by the amount of the ticket!”

“Hmmm ... slave labor for Grandma and paying your tickets too? We are definitely moving out!” I replied.

My swearing-in ceremony wasn’t much fancier than my graduation ceremony at the Academy. It was on Friday, April 4, and supposed to be at 2:00 in the afternoon. We all got there at about 1:45, me in my new uniform, properly wearing my duty belt, sidearm, and gear, and my family dressed in either suits or dresses. We brought them in the back way since that was easier and went to a small conference room on the second floor. On the way through Caroline told me, “Figure on 2:30 now. Councilman Walker called and is running a few minutes late.” Walker was the President of the County Council.

“Oh.”

“That’ll be fine. We can wait,” assured my father.

“Yeah, uh, Caroline, this is my family.” I introduced everybody to her, explaining, “Caroline has pretty much been my boss while I worked here.”

“And still will be if you’re smart. Otherwise, your files will mysteriously disappear,” she answered.

We waited in the conference room for the high and mighty to show up. That happened about 1425. Councilman Walker came in, all smiles, followed by Chief Jefferson and Captains Crowley and Carson, and Lieutenants FitzHugh and Gibbons, who were the two Patrol Lieutenants. There was also a photographer. A small group of onlookers was in the back of the room, but I didn’t think it was because of me. I think it was because there was a sheet cake from Piggly Wiggly with the MPD logo on it on a side table.

Walker dutifully greeted everybody with a big smile and a firm handshake. Right off the bat I noticed that his campaign photos must have been edited - his toupee was pretty noticeable! I kept my mouth shut, though. In any event, after everybody said hello to everybody else, it was time to get the show on the road. Chief Jefferson and Captain Crowley stood in the background, while Kelly held Mom’s Bible for me. Then I had to place my left hand on it and raise my right hand, while Councilman Walker swore me in.

“I, Graham Wendell Reaper, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend ... the Constitution of the United States of America and the Constitution of the State of Georgia; ... that I will faithfully perform all the duties of my office; ... that I will faithfully observe all the rules, orders, and regulations of my agency; ... and that I will faithfully enforce the laws of the State of Georgia and the ordinances of my local jurisdiction ... I do further swear or affirm that I am not the holder of any unaccounted for public money due this state or any political subdivision or authority thereof; ... that I am not the holder of any office of trust under the government of the United States, ... any other state, or any foreign state ... which, by the laws of the State of Georgia, I am prohibited from holding; ... and that I am otherwise qualified to be a police officer according the Constitution and the laws of the State of Georgia ... I do further swear or affirm that, as a police officer, I will faithfully serve and protect, to the best of my ability, all citizens regardless of race, color, or creed ... So help me God!”

Before I took the oath, I had to check with Captain Carson on a few details. The only part that was a potential problem was the section where I was swearing that I was not the holder of any office or trust under the government of the United States. The idea behind that rule was that I couldn’t work for both the MPD and some other agency at the same time. However, at least until my contract with the Army ran out in 2011, I was still theoretically in the Individual Ready Reserve. He simply nodded and replied that this wasn’t the first time that came up, and that both Federal and state laws protected me as a veteran in this regard. It wasn’t unusual, for instance, for a police officer or fire fighter to be a member of the Guard or Reserve. He pointed out a later section of the oath,” which, by the laws of the State of Georgia, I am prohibited from holding” ; the laws of Georgia didn’t prohibit me from any possible military duty.

Anyway, that was pretty much it. The photographer took pictures of me with the Council President, the Chief, and the other officers, and with my family. Councilman Walker made sure to get his photo taken with lots of potential voters, and then grabbed a piece of cake, as did the rest of us. Walker was hoping the photo would be on the front page of the Matucket Times-Dispatch, but several other people solemnly swore that we would be lucky if it made the bottom of Page 47, right underneath an ad for suppositories. An accompanying press release was issued welcoming me to the force.

Monday morning was my first official day as a sworn peace officer in the state of Georgia. I was to go through six weeks of training with my FTO on the day shift, after which I would become a regular patrol officer. Then it would become complicated. There were 168 hours in a week, all of which required police presence. A traditional Monday through Friday eight-hours-a-day shift just wasn’t going to cut it. For one thing, the three regular shifts, days, evenings, and graveyard, would each get 40 hours a week. What do you do on the weekend? A single 48-hour shift? Leaving aside the impossibility of a single group of officers staying awake for 48 hours straight, that meant that this group would end up earning 8 hours of overtime pay. The result was that nobody was happy.

The MPD had a strange sort of hybrid system that covered all the hours of the week. We had three shifts - days, evenings, and graveyard - but everybody worked four ten-hour shifts, and then took four days off. To make that work, the officers on each shift were split into seven groups, with each group starting a different day. The net effect was to rotate your workdays through the week over a seven-week schedule. Even better, the ten-hour shifts allowed a two-hour overlap at each shift change, so that somebody was always out on patrol

That only affected the officers on Patrol, since they were the guys driving around in the cruisers fighting crime and battling evil. The command staff - the chief, captains, and lieutenants - only worked weekdays, 9-5. That was pretty much the same with Investigations, since the detectives generally did their jobs by asking people questions, often visiting them at work, and dealing with various businesses and government outfits. They weren’t going to be doing that at midnight on a Saturday. Services had their own strange schedule, but they were generally the smallest of the three divisions, at least as regards sworn officers. They needed officers to man records and the evidence vault, as well as supervising the impound yard and motor pool. The clerical stuff, however, was pretty much weekdays 9-5.

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The Grim ReaperChapter 60 Wedded Bliss

Saturday, June 21, 2008 I continued riding with Hank Jenkins for two weeks, and he signed off on turning me loose on the public on my own. During our time he taught me about the night and graveyard shifts, much like Jerry had taught me about the day shift and general police work. We also brought in a number of bad guys on various warrants, taking criminals off the street and otherwise making Matucket safer for all. It seemed like every shift would start with Hank handing me a stack of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 21 Bank Robbery

Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 30 Fort Drum

April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 17 Summer

June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 17 Miles Madigan

Summer 2023 The job in Sullivan Springs was a larger project than most of those I had already worked on. The spreadsheets were smoking by the time I got through with them. When I contacted Ballantine in two weeks, it was only to tell him I was still working the project. Unlike some of my other jobs, in this one I didn’t have a single answer already packaged. In my other jobs the chief or sheriff already knew what he wanted to do and simply needed an outsider to give him a third-party...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 41 Abu Dhabi

January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 2 Reunion

It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 48 Administrative Assistant

I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 20 Schools End

Dad didn’t say anything to me the next day, so we must have covered our tracks. At least the back seat in the SuperCrew was wide enough for us to lay semi-flat on. We still drove around in the cold air with the windows down. Monday at school I saw Coach Summers and gave him the news. I was out for a week, and would be reevaluated afterwards, so I might be able to play if we won next week and went to State. “I won’t let you back on the field until you bring me a release from the doctor,” he...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 27 Returning Home

June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 8 Sunday October 1 2017

For the last few days President Trump had been on a Twitter rampage, demanding that the NFL players stand during the anthem, demanding the team owners and coaches fire them if they didn’t, and promising dire actions otherwise. Both Jack and I were getting slammed left and right, me for not complaining about the football players’ protests and Jack for not doing more. He was also bitching about Puerto Rico, primary elections, and fake news. No wonder he wasn’t doing his job - he was spending...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 24 Boxie

2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 19 Rescue

I never really passed out, but I wasn’t in a mood to keep talking. The immediate threat was contained, and since I was trapped under a tree and wounded, I wasn’t going to wander around the battlefield. After a few minutes I began to hear sirens, both police and fire department; I wouldn’t be alone for long. I twisted my head to the left but couldn’t see to the end of the driveway out on Lakeside Drive. I did see flashing lights approaching, and the sirens went silent. Moments later I heard a...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 66 Old Acquaintances

Grandpa was right about some of what he had said. I googled ‘medal of honor procedure’ later and it turned out there was a huge process involved in giving the Medal of Honor. Once the recommendation worked its way up from Battalion to Brigade and then to Division, it landed at the Pentagon. At least two boards in the Human Resources Command had to approve it, and then it went before the Chief of Staff, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 12 Thanksgiving

Thursday morning was an exercise in controlled chaos. I had time to do a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon, which could be a bit of a luxury. I tried to cook a nice family breakfast on weekends but shift work with the MPD meant I frequently missed weekends. At least three of us ate well. Seamus only ate Froot Loops; he was almost three and was still a knucklehead in the Terrible Twos. After breakfast Kelly put Riley and me to work cleaning the house. Seamus, on the other...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 70 60 Minutes

Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 8 Recuperation

Mom went back to work down in the ER the next morning, which I found a blessing. I mean, I loved my mother, but she was driving me completely nuts hanging around the room with me. She still dropped in at lunchtime, but I could handle that. Otherwise, I had her bring in a few books from home that I could read holding up with my left hand. Kelly came over after school on Tuesday. She had worked out an arrangement to take a different bus over to the hospital, and then either Mom would take her...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 7 Friday September 29 2017 to Saturday September 30 2017

Friday started out like most other days. We got Riley off to school on the bus, and Kelly loaded Seamus in the Sienna to take to day care at Matucket State. The big difference was that we dug out all the luggage. While she was at class, I packed all my formal stuff in a hanging bag, with the rest in a suitcase. As soon as Kelly and Seamus came home, she grabbed her stuff out of the closet and told me to start packing, while she packed everything for the kids. It became a mad rush, since I...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 6 Kelly

Friday, February 16, 2001 School had just started again after the winter break. I was hanging out after lunch with some friends near the south stairwell lockers, with Tilly next to me, when Terry Watson muttered, “Holy shit!” as he looked at something behind me. I turned around and didn’t see anything unusual, at least not at first. What I did see looked like a bunch of girls hugging. Then I saw one of the girls turn around and come over towards us. She was slim, about my height, with...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 19 A Winning Season

Jack managed to finagle a ride home with a couple of cheerleaders who were juniors. I have no idea if he got anything more from them than a lift home, and I didn’t want to know. One of these days my brother’s love life was going to bite him in the ass. Some girl was going to find him with another girl, and there would be hell to pay. Hopefully she wouldn’t be carrying a weapon when that happened. The Sports Section headline Saturday morning was “UNDERDOG PIONEERS CRUSH WARRIORS!” I had no...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 68 Television

I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 63 Out of State Visitors

Saturday, October 24, 2009 My schedule that week was the night shift, Tuesday to Friday, and then I would have off, Saturday to Tuesday. That worked out well, since Saturday was my parents’ anniversary, and both Kelly and I would have the day off. I would be able to sleep late and then we could go over to the house later. Since it was their Silver Anniversary, the plan was for Bobbie Joe, Kelly, and me to take the parental units out to a nice dinner. Jack and Teresa couldn’t be there, of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 69 Going Home

That was basically the end of the craziness. From Chicago we flew home for a long weekend. Monday, we flew back to New York, and I went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which proved interesting. Stewart was on the liberal side of the spectrum, but he always showed a lot of respect to the soldiers even as he crucified the politicians who got us into Iraq and Afghanistan. Most of the interview was the standard questions, but at the end he asked me something nobody else had asked. Stewart:...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 43 Aftermath

It looked like almost the entire platoon had arrived, led by Lieutenant Southerland. They rolled up to the front gate, actually driving over various body parts as they did so and stopped. The crashed Apache blocked the way in. The first guys to come inside the compound simply stood there and stared at the carnage, though a couple of guys tossed their cookies. Eventually somebody noticed I was standing there and Southerland and another couple of guys ran over to me. “Sergeant Reaper! Sergeant...

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Absinthe Dreams

‘To me it’s not really a green. When I think green, I think of grass. That’s more like lemonade color.’ Erica’s nose was far too close to the glasses for my taste. Pouring the nearly clear absinthe over the rough-cut, cane-sugar cubes I favor, I tapped my spoon for a second to get her to back up. I wished I had my full setup here like I have at home, my Absinthe fountains water drippers are missed when I began to try and slowly pour water over the sugar cube. ‘Don’t you light it on fire?’ she...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 18 Senior Year

Our first game of the season was at the end of the month, the last Friday of August, the 30th. It was a home game with North Cobb High, from up in Kennesaw. They were from a wealthy suburb of Atlanta, and North Cobb was a big school, certainly bigger than us. That was important in high school football, since the more students you had, the more likely you’ll be able to find better players. I commented on that to Kelly once, and she said something about Gaussian distributions and standard...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 38 Coming Together

Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 49 Training

October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....

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The Grim ReaperChapter 52 The Academy

January 2008 - March 2008 When I went back to work, I let Captain Carson know about meeting the Gorsky family, and that I was sure that a lawsuit was on the way. Both he and Lieutenant Brownell quizzed me on what I had told the Gorskys and I swore six ways from Sunday that I hadn’t said anything that could be construed as an admission of guilt. Their general feeling was that we would be named in the suit, but we could dump any responsibility onto the Sheriff’s office, since they ran the jail...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 16 Springtime

March to May, 2002 Mom was not at all amused by my thinking. All through dinner, which Kelly and I nuked in the microwave to warm up, she badgered me about why I was joining the Army. I pretty much gave her the same reasons as I gave my girlfriend. Dad mostly just sat there and listened. He insisted that they had to meet Sergeant Donaldson, and that I was not doing anything until after I got out of school. Eventually I could escape, and I took Kelly out and we went over to the mall, to do...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 4 Skinny Mike

Friday, September 1, 2017 “Gentlemen, I have had it. I hereby resign my position as a member of the human race. There is no possible way I share any genetic material with what I had to put up with today.” So saying, I settled myself onto a barstool in the center of the bar at the Cherokee Grill. Around me my fellow police officers laughed. Mack Waterhouse, the owner of the bar and a former MPD lieutenant, came over and smiled. “Feel free to tell your friendly bartender what your problem is,...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 46 Barbecue

We slept in the next morning, and I informed Kelly that she needed to pass an audition like I had done with her. How was I to know that she wasn’t a demanding wife? What if she was only interested in me for my body, and not my mind? That got me a smart-ass comment from her, “Really? You want to go there? Grim, you need to stick with your body! Your mind ain’t going to cut it!” That earned her a sharp smack on the ass, and I tickled her until she shrieked and begged me to stop. That led to her...

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