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October 2007 - December 2007

Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.”

I looked at him. “Why? What is it?”

“It’s the packet from the academy.”

“Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?”

Tim nodded. “Everybody has to go through this, unless they transfer in from some other state. Even then they have to have records.” He motioned me over to a table and plopped it down, and we started sorting through it. “First things first. You need to take the entrance exam. They offer that at a lot of state colleges and junior colleges, so here’s the info on that.”

I took the pages on that, and one of them was a list of colleges the test was offered at. M-Triple-C was on the list. “I can take that at M-Triple-C.”

“Good, you can fill out the application and send them the check. Next, assuming you are smart enough to know that water is wet, and you shouldn’t touch a hot stove, you’ll pass the test. Then you can go to the academy. Any idea which one you want to attend?”

“Where are they? I know there are several.”

He pulled out some more paperwork, including an application to the academy. One page had a map of Georgia with some flags highlighting locations. “I trained down at Tifton, but that’s only because I’m from down there. There’re several a lot closer to Matucket. South of us is Columbus, then we have Cherokee, Forsyth...”

“Athens!” I interrupted, tapping the map. “That’s the place. Kelly goes to UGA, so I can probably see her at times. Do the academies have dorms, or do you have to rent a room someplace? Could I stay with her?”

“Athens does not have a dorm. You’ll need to find a place to live in the city itself. There’s usually a nearby motel that is cheap and can do a long-term rental, but it might be kind of crappy. Otherwise, if you can room with your girlfriend, try that,” he replied.

“I’ll call her tonight.” That actually sounded pretty interesting. I could split the rent with her and Megs, which ought to get them to agree.

“Classes start at eight in the morning, and you can’t be late. There are no classes on weekends.”

“What do I need to take with me?”

“They have a list right here.” He dug through the pile and pulled out a page with a long list. “A bunch of this is clothing and uniforms. There’re a few different places you can buy this stuff in Atlanta ... and Athens it looks like,” he told me, looking down a list of vendors. “You’ll need to pick this stuff up ahead of time. Buy some extra stuff and keep a spare set around.”

I nodded at that. It sounded a lot like the military. I looked down the list. Aside from the clothing, there was a lot of police gear. “A baton? Handcuffs? A pistol?” I looked at Tim. “I have to take that with me? Where do I get that stuff? What if I get the wrong type?” That could really screw me over. Pistols weren’t cheap. What if I got the wrong type?

Tim leaned back and nodded. “Well, there’s a list of different choices, but you want to use gear that is legal in Matucket.”

“Legal in Matucket? Explain that.”

“Sure. For example, I am sure that you know there are a lot of different handguns, pistols and revolvers, in all sorts of calibers.” I nodded in agreement. “You were in the Army like I was, so you got at least some training on the M-9 Beretta, right?”

“Sure. I carried one as a sidearm in Iraq. You were in the Army?” Tim was a few years older than I was, but he never had asked me much about my service in Iraq.

“Yeah, as an MP. I did three years in Germany, then got out a few years ago. It wasn’t much of a stretch to go from MP to police officer. Anyway, that’s on the approved list, but it’s not what we use here. The Matucket Police Department uses as its primary weapon the Glock 22 in .40 caliber, which is also on the list.” He tapped further down the page.

“So, I have to buy my own gun? I don’t even own a weapon.”

“Yeah, not everybody does. No, the list is for somebody who might have their own weapons at home. You can bring anything on the list, get trained and qualified, and then when you get on a police force, you can get one of their assigned weapons.” He tapped his holstered pistol. “This isn’t mine, but the property of the MPD. Same with the holster, cuffs, yadda yadda yadda. I have some of this stuff of my own, but not for during duty hours. You don’t have any guns?”

“Nope. Any chance I can borrow this stuff from the department?”

“Yeah, probably. You can ask, at least. If you flunk out you have to give it all back, I’m sure.”

“Yeah, of course,” I agreed.

“Listen, I need to requalify in a couple of weeks. I’m going to the range this weekend to practice. Want to come? We can shoot up some Q targets; give you a feel for the course.”

I thought about it, but only for a second. I was originally planning to head to Athens, but Kelly and I could switch off. “Yeah, okay. I’ll need to borrow your gun, though.”

“Let me look into that. I’ll also check on the other gear you’ll need. You start checking on this other stuff and start filling out your application.”

“Thanks, Tim.” He took off and I bundled the paperwork up and set it aside for later. I’d fill it out at the apartment that night.

I called Kelly that night and asked her about staying with her while going to the academy in Athens. She was all for it but needed to check with Megs. I told her I would pay my third of the rent while I was there, along with my share of the groceries, and Kelly admitted that would probably sway her roommate. Kelly’s father might be wealthy, but she and Megan had to make do on whatever grad students could afford. She called me the next night to tell me that Megs had given her blessing.

Saturday morning, Tim drove over to the apartment and picked me up. The firing range was at the West Springs Gun Club, which was about a mile north of the feed mill. I felt odd as we drove past the sign; it reminded me an awful lot of the ‘Camp Custer Gun Club.’ “Creighton is meeting us out here. He needs to requalify, too.” Everybody had to requalify every year to stay current, but they staggered it out so that you didn’t get a couple of hundred cops all trying to do it at once.

Creighton was waiting for us in the parking lot when we got there. “Morning, Creighton,” I said.

“Grim, Tim.”

“Think you can beat me?” asked Tim.

Creighton laughed. “Man, I am every cracker’s worst nightmare, a spook with a gun and a badge.”

“Yeah, Creighton, we’ll take you down to Tifton and let you see the real meaning of coon hunting,” laughed Tim. I just rolled my eyes. Tim went around to the trunk of his car and popped it open. “Come on; let’s see what Grim remembers from basic training.”

In the trunk of Tim’s car was a cardboard carton with a few pistols and holsters. One was the standard duty belt and duty holster carrying his Glock. “Do you carry when not in uniform?” I asked.

Both Creighton and Tim opened their jackets and showed me they were carrying weapons. Tim said, “I carry an Officer’s Model .45. It’s a cut-down version of the standard M1911A1.” He was carrying his in a shoulder holster.

Creighton had his weapon in a small belt holster. “It’s a compact version of a Beretta 9mm.”

“I carried the full size in the Army,” I replied.

“Any good with it?” he asked.

“It’s been a while since I shot anything. I’ll probably drop it on my foot,” I replied. Then I thought back to the last time I had fired a pistol. It was at Whiskey when I had to pull the pilot out of that Apache; he had been fumbling with a pistol and I took it from him to shoot some hajjis. A chill ran up my back. What if I froze when I had a gun in my hands again?

Neither of the other two noticed my wool-gathering. Instead, both guys grabbed their weapons and headed towards the building. The West Springs Gun Club was not a private club as it was also open to the public. You could join the club, but you could also pay by the hour or day. The MPD didn’t have its own range, so they paid an annual fee, and any officer could use the place, though they had to pay for their own bullets and targets, and there was a reduced per-day charge. There was a 25-yard indoor range, with eight individual lanes and motorized target pulleys, and a 200-yard outside range out back. You could bring your own eye and ear protectors or rent them from the pro shop.

We stopped there first. I needed eye and ear protection. I could understand the ear protection since handguns inside a building could be pretty noisy. The eye protection was in case something went wrong, and a round exploded. I’d never heard of that happening, but Creighton said he knew of people who did their own hand loads.

Both guys hung their jackets up on a hook, took off their off-duty holsters, and put on their duty holsters and weapons. “What’d you use? Standard PALS thigh rig?” asked Tim.

“You got it,” I replied. “How come we use Glocks? Why not Berettas or Sig Sauers?”

“Probably because they are made at a factory in Smyrna and they give a hell of a discount to police departments in Georgia,” said Creighton.

I let Creighton and Tim go first. Both were okay, but it was obvious they needed some practice to qualify. “I do okay on the closer targets, but I can’t hit for shit at distance,” admitted Tim.

“The real test is done out at the outdoor range out back,” added Creighton. “The distance isn’t greater, but there are different shooting positions and situations, and some of it is timed. One Saturday morning a month they do qualifying and shut down the range.”

“Your turn,” said Tim. “Borrow mine. You can pay me for the cartridges later.”

‘Okay.” I stepped into the booth and Tim laid his pistol on the counter and then undid his duty belt, handing it to me. I fumbled it at first until I got the hang of it, and then picked up the Glock. Creighton pointed out some of the finer points of the weapon, and then Tim handed me ear protectors and glasses.

“Okay, try not to shoot me or Creighton. It won’t look good on the application,” commented Tim.

“Yeah, most of the guys you’ll meet at the academy won’t know shit about weapons. If you manage to not shoot yourself in the foot, you’ll be doing better than average in that bunch,” added Creighton.

I smiled at that. I stepped forward into the booth and pointed the weapon downrange. It felt comfortable in my hands. I could feel it almost willing itself to shoot. I took a shallow breath, let it half out, raised the Glock into position and let off a round. It tore through the paper target center mass. I smiled to myself and fired the rest of the magazine as fast as I could pull the trigger.

“Holy fuck!” exclaimed Creighton, staring downrange.

“Jesus Christ, Reaper!” added Tim. He hit the switch on the pulley and brought it in.

The ragged edges of the bullet holes fluttered in the motion-induced breeze. The center of the Q target had been shredded. You couldn’t really count the bullet holes since they were overlapping.

“Who the fuck are you, Reaper? Wyatt Earp Junior?” asked Creighton.

“Guys! Give me a break!”

“No, Reaper, you give us a break! I couldn’t do that without a scope and a rifle, and even then, I’m not sure it would be that tight,” argued Tim.

“Listen, forget it. Just tell me what the qualification test involves,” I replied.

“It involves shooting targets,” he replied. “There’s a bunch of Q targets and you need to get thirty rounds into them. They’re at different ranges and different angles. It’s supposed to be realistic, but that’s total bullshit anyway.”

Creighton added, “You get ten points a shot inside the line and eight points outside the line. Thirty shots times ten points is a maximum of 300 points. You need a minimum of 240 points to qualify. Now, since we already know you can ace the test, you want to explain that?”

“Creighton, I swear, I haven’t picked up a weapon in months.”

“Right. Do it again.” He put another target on the clip and sent it back downrange.

I muttered under my breath as Tim put another magazine into the pistol. I simply rolled my eyes and adjusted my ear protectors. They stepped away and I looked downrange. I brought the pistol up and put a round through the head portion of the target, right in the center. It went into what would have been the nose, and I smiled. I suddenly remembered Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon and decided to imitate him. Two more shots made the eyes, and then I made a smile with another half-dozen. I hit the switch for the pulley and retrieved the target.

I pulled the target down and handed it to Tim. “Do me a favor and keep this to yourself. I don’t need the reputation.”

“Fuck me!”

“Uh, you ever did, uh, you know ... in the Army?” stammered Creighton.

I looked away for a second, but then turned back. “Listen, didn’t you need to practice for qualifying?”

I refused to answer their questions but did wait while they both worked on their shooting. They weren’t great, but they weren’t terrible, either. The odds were that they would both requalify, but at the low end of the range. The guys practiced some more, and I familiarized myself with their personal weapons. Whatever my problems with PTSD were, they obviously didn’t have any effect on my shooting. Of course, that was just on a range. I didn’t really want to learn if things were the same out in the real world.

By lunchtime, we had shot up a bunch of targets and Tim and Creighton had done well enough to qualify. They’d have to do it for real the next time the MPD ran a qualifying test. As we left the range, Tim looked over at Creighton and asked, “The Cherokee Grill?”

“Works for me.” Creighton headed towards his car and I followed Tim to his.

It seemed lunch had been decided on. The Cherokee Grill was the closest thing Matucket had to an ‘official’ police bar. It was about three blocks from the police station and the owner was an ex-MPD lieutenant. You could usually find members of Matucket’s Finest hanging out there, along with their wives or girlfriends, and civilian employees down at the station were also welcome. Occasionally other people would enter; civilians were tolerated although good-looking women were greeted warmly, Matucket’s Bravest, the fire department, were loudly booed when they showed up, Georgia State Troopers were greeted even less cordially. I had been there once, right after I started working as an admin. The food was decent, although the menu was mostly limited to burgers and anything that could be deep-fried, and the cockroaches stayed in the back, where nobody was likely to shoot them.

I followed Tim in, and we found Creighton had grabbed a large booth in the back. We sat down and a top-heavy middle-aged waitress came over with menus. “Afternoon, fellows.”

“Margie, how you doing? Your husband in the back grinding up roadkill again?” asked Creighton.

“He would be if you weren’t always stopping on the side of the road to poach it first,” she replied. That got Tim and me to laughing. She continued, “You boys looking for a meal or just planning to drown your sorrows?”

“Maybe both,” answered Tim. “Three beers and three burgers.”

The waitress took our orders, including fries, and headed towards the back. Tim looked at me and said, “That’s Margie Waterhouse. Her husband is Mack Waterhouse, and he owns the place. That’s him over at the bar.”

I looked over and saw a tall white-haired guy behind the bar. “He’s a little older than Margie, I’m guessing,” I said.

“Yeah, Margie’s his second wife. His first wife bit the big one, cancer, a few years before he retired. Mack pretty much lost interest in everything until Margie came along. That was almost ten years ago, at least that’s the way I heard it.” Creighton nodded in agreement.

“So, you never served under him?”

Creighton replied, “No way. Probably none of us have, though you’ll probably find an old fart who’ll say he was a rookie then. Not sure I’d believe him, but it’s possible.”

A couple of minutes later Mack Waterhouse brought over three mugs of foamy wonder. “Here you go, boys, straight from the outhouse. Ignore the little brown things floating in the foam.”

I smiled. Unless Budweiser was adding brown stuff to the beer, we were fine. Tim asked, “Mack, this is our newest admin, Graham Reaper. Graham’s going to be going to the academy after the New Year.”

“Nice to meet you, Mister Waterhouse,” I said, reaching out to shake his hand.

“Call me Mack.” He looked at me funny. “Reaper, Reaper ... why do I know that name?”

“Don’t know, sir. My dad works for the County as the Chief Engineer, and my grandfather owns the feed mill.”

He was shaking his head. “Yeah, I mean, that’s not it. I know both of them, just in passing anyway ... no...” He stopped for a second and looked at me hard. “You’re the fellow who rescued that singer over in Iraq! I remember that was on the news! It was a local boy. That’s you, right?”

Oh, shit! I should have known that no good deed goes unpunished. “That was a long time ago, Mister Waterhouse.”

He ignored that. “Not that long ago. What was her name again? She wrote that song about you boys, too.”

I took a deep drink of my beer. “Tolley Hunter. Nice lady. She did a nice concert for us, and I wasn’t the only one there, not by a long shot.”

I was saved when the bell on the front door tinkled and another couple of guys entered. Mack went back behind the bar and waved to them. I looked at Creighton and Tim, both of whom were staring at me. “What?”

“Just who the hell are you?” asked Tim. “What were you over there? Some sort of sniper or SEAL or something?”

“Guys!”

“Come on, give!” ordered Creighton.

I sighed. “Listen it’s not like that. I was just one more soldier, an Eleven Bravo. You know what that means, Tim. You were in the Army.”

“You don’t shoot like any Eleven Bravo I ever met! You want to tell us the truth, or do you want me to Google Tolley Hunter when I get home?”

“Okay, okay. Just keep it to yourselves. I do not need this all over the station. I’ve already got half the old-timers on my case about Dubois. I don’t need the rest of them thinking I’m some damn Rambo who’s not safe to be around!” I told them. Both statements were true. More than a few of the police officers in the station blamed me for getting Dubois fired, even though they knew he was a shitty cop. Likewise, I had heard the old saying about never sharing a foxhole with anybody braver than you were, and the same thing applied to police cars.

They both agreed.

“Okay, first, the shooting. I can’t explain it. I’d never even picked up a gun until I went to Basic. Nobody in my family even owns a gun. It’s just ... I can’t miss! I have no explanation. Maybe it’s great eyesight or perfect eye-hand coordination. I don’t know why. I just can’t miss. I’ve been hitting targets like that since I first picked up my training M-16.”

“What’d you get assigned to when you left AIT?” Tim turned to Creighton. “That’s Advanced Infantry Training.”

“Fourth of the Fourth. It’s a regular infantry battalion with the Second Brigade Combat Team. I was just one more dumbass newbie. I was an automatic rifleman, that’s all,” I told them.

“So, you had a rifle?” asked Creighton. He had obviously never served.

“No,” answered Tim. “In the Army, an automatic rifleman actually runs a machine gun. Don’t ask why they call them that.” Tim turned to me. “Right?”

“Right. I was assigned an M-249 light machine gun. I carried that all through my first tour.”

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Seamus fell asleep in his car seat before Kelly got home. That made him extra fussy when we got there, and he was handed to me after she got him out of the car. For the next hour we kept putting him to bed and he kept waking up and fussing. Kelly and I talked about my father’s condition. “So, what happens next?” I asked. “This ever happen to your father?” “Not that I’ve ever heard. Maybe he doesn’t exercise as vigorously as your father does.” I had to laugh at that. “There are some things...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 31 Fire Team Leader

June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 47 Job Hunting

Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 15 Recuperation

Monday, September 26, 2022 Monday was a busy day. I bundled the kids off to school and then called Matucket State. While I didn’t go into details, I had to let her Department Vice-Chair know she was going to be away from work for a week or two. I didn’t know who to call at DARPA or the NSA, but Kelly didn’t talk to them daily anyway; she could handle that chore. Then I drove over to the hospital. By all accounts, I would be able to bring her home that day. First, though, she needed to be...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 15 Background Briefing

Monday, March 19, 2018 “Dispatch to One-Six-Three.” “One-Six-Three to Dispatch, go ahead.” Dispatch to One-Six-Three, say location.” I was curious as to why Dispatch wanted to know where I was, since they had sent me to supervise an accident at Pinetree and Glen Aubrey. There was a three-car pileup on Glen Aubrey after the first car, a silver Nissan sedan had suddenly braked for a squirrel. The next car, a red Ford Fusion had slammed into the Nissan from behind and had then been...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 34 Moving Forward

Hank called me later that evening, laughing about the three chuckleheads, as he called them, and told me that he had told them some more stories. Of course, he kept their glasses full, so it was a profitable conversation for him. He told me that he had told a bunch of war stories about ‘the old days’ and how we did things ‘back then.’ I laughed and invited him and his wife over some night, and to just call me or Kelly to schedule it. Over the weekend Kelly and I goofed off while driving the...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 17 Preparations

Chief Crowley called the meeting to an end. He told Captain Abernathy to light a fire under the detectives and see if anybody had seen any African-American strangers recently. At best we had maybe a day or two before something might happen. Captain Bullfinch and Lieutenant Roscoe were told to give whatever support possible, including moving watch schedules around. Hank was told to assist me and dial up TRT. As far as I was concerned, Priority One was taking care of my family. What was even...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 60 Wedded Bliss

Saturday, June 21, 2008 I continued riding with Hank Jenkins for two weeks, and he signed off on turning me loose on the public on my own. During our time he taught me about the night and graveyard shifts, much like Jerry had taught me about the day shift and general police work. We also brought in a number of bad guys on various warrants, taking criminals off the street and otherwise making Matucket safer for all. It seemed like every shift would start with Hank handing me a stack of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 21 Bank Robbery

Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 30 Fort Drum

April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 17 Summer

June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 41 Abu Dhabi

January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 17 Miles Madigan

Summer 2023 The job in Sullivan Springs was a larger project than most of those I had already worked on. The spreadsheets were smoking by the time I got through with them. When I contacted Ballantine in two weeks, it was only to tell him I was still working the project. Unlike some of my other jobs, in this one I didn’t have a single answer already packaged. In my other jobs the chief or sheriff already knew what he wanted to do and simply needed an outsider to give him a third-party...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 2 Reunion

It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 48 Administrative Assistant

I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 20 Schools End

Dad didn’t say anything to me the next day, so we must have covered our tracks. At least the back seat in the SuperCrew was wide enough for us to lay semi-flat on. We still drove around in the cold air with the windows down. Monday at school I saw Coach Summers and gave him the news. I was out for a week, and would be reevaluated afterwards, so I might be able to play if we won next week and went to State. “I won’t let you back on the field until you bring me a release from the doctor,” he...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 27 Returning Home

June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 8 Sunday October 1 2017

For the last few days President Trump had been on a Twitter rampage, demanding that the NFL players stand during the anthem, demanding the team owners and coaches fire them if they didn’t, and promising dire actions otherwise. Both Jack and I were getting slammed left and right, me for not complaining about the football players’ protests and Jack for not doing more. He was also bitching about Puerto Rico, primary elections, and fake news. No wonder he wasn’t doing his job - he was spending...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 24 Boxie

2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 19 Rescue

I never really passed out, but I wasn’t in a mood to keep talking. The immediate threat was contained, and since I was trapped under a tree and wounded, I wasn’t going to wander around the battlefield. After a few minutes I began to hear sirens, both police and fire department; I wouldn’t be alone for long. I twisted my head to the left but couldn’t see to the end of the driveway out on Lakeside Drive. I did see flashing lights approaching, and the sirens went silent. Moments later I heard a...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 66 Old Acquaintances

Grandpa was right about some of what he had said. I googled ‘medal of honor procedure’ later and it turned out there was a huge process involved in giving the Medal of Honor. Once the recommendation worked its way up from Battalion to Brigade and then to Division, it landed at the Pentagon. At least two boards in the Human Resources Command had to approve it, and then it went before the Chief of Staff, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 12 Thanksgiving

Thursday morning was an exercise in controlled chaos. I had time to do a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon, which could be a bit of a luxury. I tried to cook a nice family breakfast on weekends but shift work with the MPD meant I frequently missed weekends. At least three of us ate well. Seamus only ate Froot Loops; he was almost three and was still a knucklehead in the Terrible Twos. After breakfast Kelly put Riley and me to work cleaning the house. Seamus, on the other...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 70 60 Minutes

Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 8 Recuperation

Mom went back to work down in the ER the next morning, which I found a blessing. I mean, I loved my mother, but she was driving me completely nuts hanging around the room with me. She still dropped in at lunchtime, but I could handle that. Otherwise, I had her bring in a few books from home that I could read holding up with my left hand. Kelly came over after school on Tuesday. She had worked out an arrangement to take a different bus over to the hospital, and then either Mom would take her...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 7 Friday September 29 2017 to Saturday September 30 2017

Friday started out like most other days. We got Riley off to school on the bus, and Kelly loaded Seamus in the Sienna to take to day care at Matucket State. The big difference was that we dug out all the luggage. While she was at class, I packed all my formal stuff in a hanging bag, with the rest in a suitcase. As soon as Kelly and Seamus came home, she grabbed her stuff out of the closet and told me to start packing, while she packed everything for the kids. It became a mad rush, since I...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 6 Kelly

Friday, February 16, 2001 School had just started again after the winter break. I was hanging out after lunch with some friends near the south stairwell lockers, with Tilly next to me, when Terry Watson muttered, “Holy shit!” as he looked at something behind me. I turned around and didn’t see anything unusual, at least not at first. What I did see looked like a bunch of girls hugging. Then I saw one of the girls turn around and come over towards us. She was slim, about my height, with...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 19 A Winning Season

Jack managed to finagle a ride home with a couple of cheerleaders who were juniors. I have no idea if he got anything more from them than a lift home, and I didn’t want to know. One of these days my brother’s love life was going to bite him in the ass. Some girl was going to find him with another girl, and there would be hell to pay. Hopefully she wouldn’t be carrying a weapon when that happened. The Sports Section headline Saturday morning was “UNDERDOG PIONEERS CRUSH WARRIORS!” I had no...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 68 Television

I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 53 Living the Dream

Police work was vastly different from military life. One of the biggest differences was that the U.S. Army was quite monolithic, in the sense that everybody trained and fought the same way. Every infantryman trained at Fort Benning. Every helicopter crewman trained at Fort Rucker. Every medic trained at Fort Sam Houston. You get the idea. The same could be said at any camp or fort in the country. Everybody did things the same. There’s a reason they called it the ‘big green machine.’ It made...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 63 Out of State Visitors

Saturday, October 24, 2009 My schedule that week was the night shift, Tuesday to Friday, and then I would have off, Saturday to Tuesday. That worked out well, since Saturday was my parents’ anniversary, and both Kelly and I would have the day off. I would be able to sleep late and then we could go over to the house later. Since it was their Silver Anniversary, the plan was for Bobbie Joe, Kelly, and me to take the parental units out to a nice dinner. Jack and Teresa couldn’t be there, of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 69 Going Home

That was basically the end of the craziness. From Chicago we flew home for a long weekend. Monday, we flew back to New York, and I went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which proved interesting. Stewart was on the liberal side of the spectrum, but he always showed a lot of respect to the soldiers even as he crucified the politicians who got us into Iraq and Afghanistan. Most of the interview was the standard questions, but at the end he asked me something nobody else had asked. Stewart:...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 43 Aftermath

It looked like almost the entire platoon had arrived, led by Lieutenant Southerland. They rolled up to the front gate, actually driving over various body parts as they did so and stopped. The crashed Apache blocked the way in. The first guys to come inside the compound simply stood there and stared at the carnage, though a couple of guys tossed their cookies. Eventually somebody noticed I was standing there and Southerland and another couple of guys ran over to me. “Sergeant Reaper! Sergeant...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 18 Senior Year

Our first game of the season was at the end of the month, the last Friday of August, the 30th. It was a home game with North Cobb High, from up in Kennesaw. They were from a wealthy suburb of Atlanta, and North Cobb was a big school, certainly bigger than us. That was important in high school football, since the more students you had, the more likely you’ll be able to find better players. I commented on that to Kelly once, and she said something about Gaussian distributions and standard...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 38 Coming Together

Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 52 The Academy

January 2008 - March 2008 When I went back to work, I let Captain Carson know about meeting the Gorsky family, and that I was sure that a lawsuit was on the way. Both he and Lieutenant Brownell quizzed me on what I had told the Gorskys and I swore six ways from Sunday that I hadn’t said anything that could be construed as an admission of guilt. Their general feeling was that we would be named in the suit, but we could dump any responsibility onto the Sheriff’s office, since they ran the jail...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 16 Springtime

March to May, 2002 Mom was not at all amused by my thinking. All through dinner, which Kelly and I nuked in the microwave to warm up, she badgered me about why I was joining the Army. I pretty much gave her the same reasons as I gave my girlfriend. Dad mostly just sat there and listened. He insisted that they had to meet Sergeant Donaldson, and that I was not doing anything until after I got out of school. Eventually I could escape, and I took Kelly out and we went over to the mall, to do...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 46 Barbecue

We slept in the next morning, and I informed Kelly that she needed to pass an audition like I had done with her. How was I to know that she wasn’t a demanding wife? What if she was only interested in me for my body, and not my mind? That got me a smart-ass comment from her, “Really? You want to go there? Grim, you need to stick with your body! Your mind ain’t going to cut it!” That earned her a sharp smack on the ass, and I tickled her until she shrieked and begged me to stop. That led to her...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 59 Back to Work

Monday, May 26, 2008 Certain things worked out for me. The bullshit out of the CORB had gotten pretty extreme, and the Justice Department planned to investigate them and not me. The Review Board wasn’t helped when Pendergast was caught saying that he was hoping for the dissolution of the entire Matucket Police Department and its replacement by a federally supervised police force. That was considered more than a bit nutty, even for hard-core Democrats. In any case, it got me off the hook with...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementChapter 4 Skinny Mike

Friday, September 1, 2017 “Gentlemen, I have had it. I hereby resign my position as a member of the human race. There is no possible way I share any genetic material with what I had to put up with today.” So saying, I settled myself onto a barstool in the center of the bar at the Cherokee Grill. Around me my fellow police officers laughed. Mack Waterhouse, the owner of the bar and a former MPD lieutenant, came over and smiled. “Feel free to tell your friendly bartender what your problem is,...

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