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They were right, of course, I was beat. I stayed awake through dinner and then fell asleep. I woke up Saturday morning stiff and creaky. As the saying goes, it’s just like cars; it’s not the years but the mileage. At thirty-three I had the mileage for one-hundred-thirty-three.

Saturday was all about family. My parents arrived right after breakfast, and after Mom violated the rule about not treating a relative by checking my records, they gave me the latest info. Jack was flying in from San Francisco and would arrive late that afternoon. Bobbie Joe wasn’t flying in but had a perfectly good excuse; Joanne was going to have a baby sometime in the next few days. He was on lockdown. The first weekend after that, Mom and Dad planned to fly up to Philly for a few days.

At 9:30, Mom got a call on her cell phone. She answered and smiled. “He’s here. Hold on.” She handed me the phone, saying, “It’s Kelly.”

“Grim! How are you? Are you okay? I called last night, but your mother had the phone.”

“I’m fine, babe. My phone is probably in the evidence locker, if it even works. I’m going to have to get a new phone. What’s up? You’re up early.” A three-hour differential meant it was about 6:30 in Malibu.

“We’re getting ready to come home, Grim. We packed up most of the kids’ stuff last night. As soon as we get them dressed and fed, we’ll head to the airport. Tolley says we should get to Matucket around three or so.”

“Three your time or our time?” I asked.

“Uh, your time. If we leave the house at seven-thirty we can be on the plane by eight and be in Matucket in four hours. That’s noon here and three there,” she explained.

I was looking at the ceiling as I tried to follow the plan. For her to make that timetable, they had to be traveling in a private jet. I was going to owe Tolley big time when this was all over. “Well, I can’t wait to see you all, but I have no idea where you’re going to stay. The house is in the middle of a crime scene, so that’s out.” It had also been condemned pending repairs by the County Engineer. I didn’t tell Kelly, though; I wasn’t that brave.

Then I heard a little voice saying, “Let me speak to him!” and a second later Riley was on the phone. “Hi, Daddy!”

“Hi, Pumpkin!”

“We’re coming home today. Mommy and Miss Tolley say we’ll be home this afternoon.”

“I know! I can’t wait to see you. Have you been helping your mother with your brother?”

“He’s yucky.”

I stifled a laugh. “Well, try and help Mommy anyway.”

“Okay. Here’s Mommy.”

I heard a clatter and Kelly came back on the line. “If you ever send me away with the two of them again by myself, you’ll be sleeping on the pontoon boat!”

“It will probably be quieter that way. Maybe that’s the answer. We can load everybody on the boat with sleeping bags and live there,” I told her.

“I don’t think so. I have to go. Bye!” Then I heard an exasperated ‘Seamus!’ right before the call ended. Our son was up to something. Better her than me! I handed the phone back to my mother.

Next to visit were my grandparents, both bearing gifts. Grandmom had a large plate of cookies wrapped in Saran Wrap; Grandpop had a pint bottle of bourbon inside his jacket, along with some Dixie cups. I wasn’t sure who to thank more, though Mom was extremely disapproving of Grandpop. He managed to survive her glare. Grandmom just chuckled when she saw what he had brought.

“Thanks, Grandma!” I said, reaching out to take the plate of cookies. “Chocolate chip, my favorite!” I peeled off the plastic and took one. “And thanks, Grandpa!” I said, reaching towards him.

“Grim! That isn’t good for you!” said Mom.

“I suspect it’s better than shrapnel and splinters,” I replied.

“Grim!”

Grandpop poured a few Dixie cups with about an inch of liquor in them. “It’s good for what ails, you, son.”

“Amen! Mud in your eye, Grandpa.”

Dad took a cup and said, “It must be five o’clock somewhere. Skoal!”

Mom sighed and took a Dixie cup herself. “I should probably turn myself into the licensing board now and save them the trouble of coming to look for me!”

“That’s the spirit, Maureen!” said Grandpop.

Grandmom turned down a shot. She and Grandpop asked me about what had been going on. They had been down in Pensacola at their vacation home most of the week and had only come back after Mom had called them Friday. A prime topic was where Kelly and the kids would sleep. Mom explained that they would stay at their house for a day or two, with Kelly in my old room and the kids camping in sleeping bags downstairs with Gomer. After that, we’d figure it out when we knew what was happening with the house. Best case scenario was that we could get a contractor to start next week and be finished in a week or two. Worst case was the Feds got into a pissing match with Matucket County and the house was tied up for a month or two before the contractors could even get in to give us estimates. Somewhere during that time, we got word that the Governor wasn’t coming to visit later that day but would show up sometime early afternoon on Sunday.

My grandparents left after a couple of hours, and while I kept the cookies, Mom made Grandpop take back the whiskey. I promised to help him finish it off as soon as I could escape. After that I sent my parents packing and took a nap. I woke up when I heard the thundering herd bust into the room. I opened my eyes to see Riley running in and trying to figure out climbing up onto the bed with me. Seamus was slower and couldn’t quite make it. Following in their wake was Kelly, Tolley, and Phil Hunter.

“Hi, Daddy! How are you feeling?” asked Riley.

“I’m just fine. How are you, Pumpkin? You’ve got a sun burn. Did you go to the beach and learn how to surf or something?” I teased.

Kelly and Tolley laughed at that because Riley immediately replied, “Yes! Miss Tolley got me a surfboard!”

I glanced at the grown-ups. Tolley said, “Hi, Grim. We got the kids boogie boards to float around on.”

I rolled my eyes and looked at my daughter. “Not much surf on Matucket Lake. We’ll have to see how that works this summer. Come on up here, you sit here.” I lifted my left arm and she went to that side and nestled into my side, hugging me as she did. Seamus was a bit squirmier but took up position on my right.

Kelly came over and leaned down to give me a good kiss. Not a great kiss, though, since that would probably end up with the kids being sent out of the room. Still, a good kiss. I was going to have to wait on the great kiss. “I have missed you so much! Is everything okay? Is the problem over?” she asked.

I nodded. “As far as we know, the problem is over. The FBI isn’t saying much, but what they are telling the Chief is that this bunch is done for.” I looked over at Tolley and her father. “Thank you. I owe you everything. Whatever you want or need, it’s yours.”

Tolley smiled and waved it off. “I had a marvelous little vacation with a friend and her children, and Lily loved playing with Riley and Seamus. As soon as you can, you’re all to come back out, so we can put you on a surfboard.” Kelly laughed at that.

Phil Hunter came over and I shook his hand. “Thank you, Phil. I’ll never be able to repay this.”

He smiled. “More than any other person in the world, I understand what you are feeling. I’m just glad we could help.”

“Where’s Lily, by the way?”

“She’s with Maria. Since we were only going to Matucket, I only brought the small entourage,” she laughed. Maria was Tolley’s live-in nanny. The small entourage was a joke about the number of people who traveled with her. I had seen some of it in Iraq, and more when we saw her on her singing tour and during the movie she made. The ‘large’ entourage included managers, agents, personal assistants, press people, makeup and wardrobe specialists, photographers and videographers, and security. The ‘small’ entourage cut out the managers and agents, cut the wardrobe and makeup people down to a single dual-purpose person, and a single personal assistant. The security element stayed the same, though. It seemed overwhelming, but at the top levels of show business, that was the norm. Between movies, music, modeling, and merchandise, Tolley Hunter was a billion-dollar business!

“Well, that’s probably for the best. I don’t think Matucket has enough hotel rooms for the large entourage.”

“We’re actually all at the Best Western. I’m not sure how long we are staying, though. We wanted to make sure we got Kelly and the kids home, and to see how you are doing. How are you doing, by the way?” she asked.

For the next hour or so, I told Kelly, Tolley, and Phil what had happened. Tolley and Phil only knew what they had heard on television, which wasn’t much and consisted mostly of rumor and canned press statements. It mostly went over the heads of the kids, though Riley gave me an odd look every now and then. Seamus got fidgety and got down on the floor, and then ran around a bit. Eventually he found the controls to the bed and had great fun making me go up and down while Riley yelled at him.

It was close to dinner time when the little ones started to flag. “It’s been a very long day for them. I think it’s time to take them over to your parents’ place. We’ll come back tomorrow. You need anything else?”

“Tell Grandpa to come back with his medicinal tonic and some more cookies.”

“I’m not sure either is good for you.” She leaned down and kissed me, another good kiss, but not a great kiss.

“You know, I’m going to need a lot of recuperation. You might want to pick up a naughty nurse outfit or two,” I whispered.

She laughed. “I don’t know if you’d be able to handle the stress, Grim! You’re not a young man anymore!” She skipped out of the way before I could grab her and left with the others.

Jack showed up at dinnertime and was a welcome relief from the disaster that was Matucket General’s cuisine. “I thought you were like Robocop, you know, indestructible,” he said.

“Not hardly. At least you didn’t have to blow off a game to visit me in the hospital this time.” In 2010 I had taken three bullets while taking down the Bolling Gang; when Jack had flown in while I was in the hospital, he had missed a game and the fans had gone berserk. Now that he was retired, he only had to answer to his family.

“So, what’s going on? What happened?”

“Mom or Dad tell you much?”

“Some, and I’ve seen the news, but I don’t know how much is real. Terrorists came to Matucket? To kill you? Are you for real?”

I nodded, and we talked for quite a while about what had happened and what we knew so far. Parts I kept quiet about; I would wait until I got approval to talk publicly. Then I told him, “The Governor is coming tomorrow afternoon to get his picture taken with me. Kelly will be here, but Mom and Dad hadn’t decided whether they wanted to get involved.”

“I think I’ll sit it out, too. After last fall, I have zero interest in politics! Teresa has promised that if I even think about tweeting something she is going to take away my phone and break my fingers!”

“Good for her.”

“So far, Washington hasn’t figured out how to react to this yet.” I gave Jack a curious look, and he continued. “By the time this became public it was too late Friday for the White House to react. So far, the only response from the President has been about half a dozen tweets, half complaining about how a wall would prevent terrorists from coming in and half complaining that this wouldn’t have happened if all the FBI agents weren’t investigating him.” He gave me a smirk and said, “What an idiot!”

I gave my brother a hard look. “If you even think about tweeting, what Teresa will do to you will be nothing compared to what Kelly and I will do!” That was all I needed!

“Trust me, I am cured of that! Anyway, the rest of Washington is quiet,” he added. “The Attorney General is in the middle of another snit with the President and is keeping silent. Same with Homeland Security. The head of the FBI, on the other hand, issued a non-apology apology to Matucket.”

“That’s a new one to me. What’s a non-apology apology?” I asked.

“They issued a statement saying they regretted any implication that the outstanding men and women of the Matucket Police Department might have felt slighted by any earlier statements, and that the FBI valued their contributions at all levels. Something like that, anyway. They never actually said that they were sorry that they called the pissants here in Matucket pissants. They just regretted that the pissants misunderstood their betters.”

“Hey, you’re just as much of a pissant as I am.”

“Yeah, but I’m a pissant with money, so they can kiss my ass,” he laughed. “Speaking of which, Dad told me about your insurance problem.”

“What insurance problem?”

“Grim, don’t give me that. You know exactly what insurance problem. The insurance problem where your insurance company won’t pay to repair your house. That insurance problem!”

I shrugged. “I’m a big boy, Jack. We can take care of this.”

“How?” he demanded.

I had given it some thought. “I figure we can take some money from the college fund for the kids, some savings, maybe refinance the house. We have some assets, Jack.”

“Forget it. Dad told me what was involved, and I wrote him a check for fifty thousand. As soon as they let you in there, just get started.”

I stared. “Jack! You had no right to do that! I can take care of my own family!”

He was wholly unrepentant. “Remember back when I signed my first big contract and was acting like an asshole? You made me pull my head out of my ass and look around. I had to stop thinking of myself only and stop fucking around on Teresa and help Mom and Dad out with Bobbie Joe’s tuition. I don’t know if I would be where I am today if you hadn’t done that. For sure Teresa wasn’t going to put up with my shit, and I’d have blown my money and trashed my career! Now it’s your turn. I’m sorry if you don’t like it but I am not going to lose any sleep over it. Get over it and rebuild the fucking house!”

“I’ll pay you back every penny.”

“Screw that, Grim. You want to pay it back? Pay it forward instead. Start up a Go Fund Me page and go public with this. This is an outrage! I don’t care if you pay me back. Use any money you collect to help somebody else. You’re big with vets. Give the money to vet homelessness or something. I don’t care. Just rebuild the house and get on with your lives.”

We talked some more before Jack took off. I still wasn’t sure how I felt about his ... what? Donation? Charity? Gift? Fifty kay in cash would certainly speed things up. We had a fair bit in savings but pulling cash out of many of the accounts would take time and cost me in taxes. I drifted off to sleep still trying to come to terms with it.

Sunday morning, I started with doctors and family again. My legs were checked, and it was pronounced that the surgery was still scheduled for Monday. When Kelly came over, she brought me a bag with some clothing. Then she and the nurses wrapped my legs with some plastic and helped me into the shower. It was a major pain in the ass, but for the first time since the firefight I was able to clean up and shave. Then I was able to pull on a polo shirt and a pair of cargo shorts. I hated having to wear the hospital gowns that left my ass hanging in the breeze. I felt almost human by the time Mom and Dad showed up with the fruit of my loins.

“Daddy!” Riley ran over and climbed up onto the bed; Seamus ran over and started playing with the bed controls.

Mom grabbed him and picked him up and swatted his bottom. “Vacation’s over, buster! Knock it off!” She dropped him onto the bed with me. She looked at me and said, “I thought you three were bad! This one’s worse than the three of you put together.”

I laughed. “Bobbie Joe, too? I thought he was the good son.”

“No, he was just shorter and smaller than you and Jack. He was still a pain in the tail!”

Shortly after my family arrived the Hunters arrived, all three of them. Lily was with her mother and grandfather, a beautiful little blonde girl who looked a lot like her mother. She came in holding Tolley’s hand, but when she saw everybody, she hid behind her mother and just peeked out. “Lord, she’s gotten big,” I said. I hadn’t seen Lily except in photos for a couple of years.

I waved my fingers at her and she giggled and held her hands up to Phil. He picked her up and grumbled, “You are getting too big to be carried.” He settled her in his arms and said to us, “She’s as beautiful as Riley and as troublesome as Seamus! How’s that for a combination?”

I smiled at Kelly. “How does it feel to know that our children are icons of beauty and behavior?”

My wife swatted me and held her arms out and Lily squirmed towards her. Phil handed her over and Lily began a game of swapping grownups. Tolley said, “We’re not staying too long. I need to get back home. I have a production meeting in the morning, and I need to see some people tonight. We just couldn’t leave without stopping by and seeing you all.”

We all protested, but it wasn’t like we could complain. I think I summed it up saying, “Tolley, I’ll never be able to tell you how much I appreciate what you did for us. You, too, Phil, of course, but thank you, Tolley.”

She made a dismissive gesture and said, “It’s like I’ve told you. I wouldn’t be here if you hadn’t saved my life, so a little thing like taking a vacation with your family is not exactly a hardship. I feel almost like an actor in one of my movies, some God-awful adventure where Daniel Craig is about to swoop in to save somebody.”

I laughed. “Make sure to let me know when James Bond is about to hit West Georgia. I’ll probably be called out for crowd control.”

“Anyway, all it cost me was some jet fuel and a couple of boogie boards, so it was money well spent. We loved it! Next time you see us you’ll have to show us how well you can surf.” I just groaned at that. “As for payback, I’ve got a few ideas in mind, but I want to think them over a bit first.”

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Sunday & Monday, February 18 & 19, 2001 I came to slowly. I was surprised that I didn’t hurt as much as I thought I would, but I couldn’t really move all that well, and things seemed weird. It was warmer than I remembered it being, and brighter, and my sweatshirt and windbreaker were missing. I groaned and tried to move some more. That did hurt, quite a bit, and I tried to find a position it didn’t hurt, and I realized I hurt all over. I blinked my eyes, but only my left eye was...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 23 A Year of Death

2024 I was meeting with the staff at the academy in Forsyth when I got the call. It was Wednesday, January 17. We were talking about scheduling lectures on PTSD, mental illness, and use of force, and developing dates for the next few months. I had my phone on vibrate out of courtesy; my business line routed to my cell phone, and I didn’t want to be taking a call from one client while talking to another. The phone was in my shirt pocket and began vibrating. I ignored it and kept working, but...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 68 Television

I knew what the citation said; whether I believed it was a different question. It didn’t matter much. I stood there, kept my mouth shut, and looked straight ahead. The President put the ribbon around my neck, and everybody saluted and applauded. He gave me a whispered, ‘At ease.’, and I was able to break position and shake his hand in thanks. That was the end of the official ceremony, and it was time for a meet-and-greet. Mister and Mrs. Obama escorted me down off the stage and over to where...

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The Grim Reaper Adventures in Southern Law EnforcementEpilogue

Friday, May 25, 2018 Unemployment proved surprisingly busy. For one thing, I had to finish my requirements at UGA and spend some time going back and forth to graduate. Kelly insisted I go to graduation and show Riley and Seamus that Daddy went to graduation. I was somewhat skeptical about that, since I figured that by the time they graduated I would be lucky if they even acknowledged my existence. I also enrolled for my doctorate; my planned thesis was to be on the militarization of the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 30 Fort Drum

April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 70 60 Minutes

Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...

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The Grim ReaperEpilogue

Tuesday, July 21, 2015 I got out of bed at 0600, but I hadn’t been asleep. I had slept fitfully at best all night, and I just gave in and got up. I went into the bathroom and turned on the shower, so the water would warm up, and then started brushing my teeth. “Can’t sleep?” asked Kelly, from our bed. “I need to get to the station early,” I told her. Any further discussion was ended when we heard a cry from the hallway. Kelly groaned and got out of bed. I smiled and shook my head and...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 61 The Goat Whisperer

Friday, September 5, 2008 I had to do a lot of yard work at that resort. Kelly was very insistent that the lawn needed to be mowed as often as possible. I also had to ‘clear the weeds’, ‘trim the shrubs’, ‘edge the lawn’, and perform every other possible type of yard maintenance. On the other hand, I considered it critical to provide the best customer service possible. It’s just the kind of guy I am. Still, we did have to get out of the room on occasion, if simply to gas up the mower....

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 33 The Cherokee Bar And Grill

Jim Talbot called me the next afternoon and told me that there was a lively discussion after I left, but that they hadn’t blown me off. I was still being considered by most of the council. He also told me that one of the other candidates had dropped out, citing the council’s inability to get its shit together. That cut it down to me and one other candidate. Sometime next week would be another interview, though that one would be in a smaller setting. What that meant wasn’t specified, but I...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 64 Recovery

Thursday proved to be about as hectic as I expected it to be. By the time the detectives came to see me, I would be the last guy they would be talking to. By that time, they would have already interviewed everybody except the three dead guys, and they would have been autopsied. The crime scene crew would have been all over the last car they had been in, as well as all over the Quiki-Stop. The security videos from the Quiki-Stop would have been obtained, as well as any from any of the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 31 Fire Team Leader

June 2005-March 2006 The next morning, we were back to the Army in earnest. Most everybody had filtered back, and we began with PT, physical training, including calisthenics and a four-mile conditioning run. I was hurting as bad as any of the other troops. Leave had left me soft. It didn’t matter, since I knew I would be back in shape in a few weeks, tops. Montoya and Gonzalez, the fuzzies just out of Benning, were in decent shape. Riley was coming off leave and was in about the same...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 47 Job Hunting

Nothing job-related came to my attention by Friday afternoon. I speculated what the perfect job ad would look like - “Wanted! Matucket Firearms Corporation has an immediate opening for product design and testing in their Machine Gun Division! Iraqi war veterans with PTSD desired! Call now, operators are standing by!” I remembered that the AK-47 was invented by a busted-up Russian sergeant during World War II. Too bad there really wasn’t a Matucket Firearms Corporation, either with or without...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 34 Moving Forward

Hank called me later that evening, laughing about the three chuckleheads, as he called them, and told me that he had told them some more stories. Of course, he kept their glasses full, so it was a profitable conversation for him. He told me that he had told a bunch of war stories about ‘the old days’ and how we did things ‘back then.’ I laughed and invited him and his wife over some night, and to just call me or Kelly to schedule it. Over the weekend Kelly and I goofed off while driving the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 17 Summer

June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 49 Training

October 2007 - December 2007 Mid-October, about when it became obvious that I was going to stick it out and go to the academy, Tim Hungerford showed up at the rickety-bench-with-delusions-of-grandeur that I called my desk. He had a packet of paperwork with him. “Take a break,” he ordered. “You need to look this stuff over.” I looked at him. “Why? What is it?” “It’s the packet from the academy.” “Ah!” I nodded at that. “Let’s take a look. You’ve been through this, right?” Tim nodded....

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The Grim ReaperChapter 59 Back to Work

Monday, May 26, 2008 Certain things worked out for me. The bullshit out of the CORB had gotten pretty extreme, and the Justice Department planned to investigate them and not me. The Review Board wasn’t helped when Pendergast was caught saying that he was hoping for the dissolution of the entire Matucket Police Department and its replacement by a federally supervised police force. That was considered more than a bit nutty, even for hard-core Democrats. In any case, it got me off the hook with...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 27 Returning Home

June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 22 Leave

I told my family to stay there, and I would get my gear and catch up to them. Kelly offered to follow me, but I had to explain that women were not allowed in the barracks, no way, no how! Luckily there was a parking lot near the barracks that would allow me to load my gear up. Dad had driven down in the F-150, so we could toss my stuff in the back and then ride home. The ride home was mostly taken up with my parents and Kelly asking me about the Army and my training. What did I do, what did...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 21 Bank Robbery

Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 41 Abu Dhabi

January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 28 Remodeling

2026 Riley’s incarceration proved to be as much of a pain in the ass for us as it was for her. One of us had to be her jailer at all times. I told Kelly that I should have taken the Basic Jail Officer course at Athens back when I was taking the Basic Law Enforcement Officer course. On the days I was home I drove her to school and back home. Sometimes it was Kelly who did the duty. When I was away teaching or consulting, and Kelly had classes, either her mother or mine had to take the detail....

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The Grim ReaperChapter 56 End of a Career

I stared at Jerry for a second, and then ran over and knelt next to him. His upper right arm was mangled and bloody, and his face was covered in blood. “Oh, Jesus, Jerry!” I wailed, and then I grabbed the mike on my shoulder. ‘OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN! OH JESUS! OFFICER DOWN AT MATUCKET AND ELM! ONE-SIX-THREE TO DISPATCH! I NEED BACKUP AND AN AMBULANCE ... ROLL EVERYTHING! OFFICER DOWN!” Dispatch was saying something, but I didn’t pay any attention. “Oh, shit, Jerry, don’t you die on me!”...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 12 The Perfect Game

I couldn’t take any more days off that summer. My time with Kelly was restricted to evenings and weekends, which was probably a good thing, at least as regards to my health. Keeping up with her appetite for sin was tiring! She might kill me, but I’d die with a smile on my face. I did speak to Dad about a temporary dock, and he nixed it, at least for this year. “One, it’s not as easy as you think, or as cheap, or as quick. You won’t get it done, at least not done right, until the end of the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 4 Matucket Middle School

1996 to 1999 In August, football started up again. Matucket Middle School didn’t have a real football team, only flag football, so I was still playing Pop Warner football. I turned twelve on March 1, so I changed to the Midget League team, the Spartans. At twelve I had jumped over the Junior Midget team, which was ages ten, eleven, and twelve. The Midget team was ages twelve, thirteen, and fourteen, so I could probably play there until I got to high school. I knew Matucket High played real...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 14 in Sickness and in Health

September 2022 “How was your trip?” asked Kelly once I sorted out Seamus and Riley bickering about something. “Pretty good. Straightforward, anyway. Just not successful, so to speak.” Kelly gave me an odd look, but before I could answer, the kids started up again. Seamus was teasing his older sister about something. I reached out and grabbed him by the back of the neck and asked, “Do I need to give you a lesson in barnacle clearance?” He grinned at me. “Think you can catch me? I’m not the...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 23 Fourth of the Fourth

September 2003 - December 2003 Dad drove me over to Hartsfield International in Atlanta Thursday morning, sometime around the crack of dawn. Mom stayed at home, which was a good thing, because she spent most of Wednesday night and Thursday morning crying. She was a total basket case, even though I was only going to New York. I didn’t want to be around her when I ended up going overseas. I had to be there early, because I was on a very cheap Delta flight, and you had to be there two hours...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 27 Children

Summer 2025 Kelly’s desire that I limit my time with travel and consulting led me to review my finances and priorities. I was doing a week every month in downstate Georgia and the equivalent amount of time teaching at various police academies. I was currently making between $1,000 and $2,000 a month from each of five different police and sheriff’s departments for consulting services and as a retainer. Special projects cost extra. In effect, that worked out to about $85,000 to $90,000 a year...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 22 Slave Patrols

Fall 2023 to Spring 2024 After the press conference I had a chance to call home and say hello to the kids. They already had heard I was a supercriminal and in prison for the rest of my life, so I had to tell them I had broken out and would be home later that night. They both promised to stay up to see me, which seemed unlikely to me. We didn’t leave Conover until almost eight. Both Delahoye and Ruskin had run out of things to ask me and agreed that they knew how to find me if they had any...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 26 Public Television

2025 There was a nice lounge in the hotel, and we ran an open bar for an hour where quite a few people stopped for a drink or two, swapping stories about Jack, and then heading home. We were flying to Matucket on Saturday, and Teresa chartered a private jet to fly us direct. Saturday morning the funeral director brought back the photos and the video remembrance they had created, all boxed up so that we could load them on the plane. I had suggested to her that Holliman’s was a good place to...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 63 Out of State Visitors

Saturday, October 24, 2009 My schedule that week was the night shift, Tuesday to Friday, and then I would have off, Saturday to Tuesday. That worked out well, since Saturday was my parents’ anniversary, and both Kelly and I would have the day off. I would be able to sleep late and then we could go over to the house later. Since it was their Silver Anniversary, the plan was for Bobbie Joe, Kelly, and me to take the parental units out to a nice dinner. Jack and Teresa couldn’t be there, of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 8 Scholar

Tuesday, January 7, 2019 The rest of the semester was a bitch, a stone-cold cast-iron bitch. I don’t know what I had been expecting, but it was just unrelenting work. Maybe it was because I had taken a lot of time on the two consulting jobs or maybe it was because of the time taken up with Tolley’s book project. More likely it was because I didn’t know what the hell I was doing trying to get a doctorate in history. I mean, I knew there was a lot of reading that was going to be involved....

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 15 Recuperation

Monday, September 26, 2022 Monday was a busy day. I bundled the kids off to school and then called Matucket State. While I didn’t go into details, I had to let her Department Vice-Chair know she was going to be away from work for a week or two. I didn’t know who to call at DARPA or the NSA, but Kelly didn’t talk to them daily anyway; she could handle that chore. Then I drove over to the hospital. By all accounts, I would be able to bring her home that day. First, though, she needed to be...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 2 Reunion

It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...

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The Grim ReaperChapter 48 Administrative Assistant

I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 38 Coming Together

Things moved along through the summer. At times it seemed as if for every step we took forward we were taking two steps back. Still, some good things happened. Our new Auto Theft Division made a major arrest mid-June. They grabbed a few cars out of the impound yard and fitted them with GPS trackers and allowed them to be stolen. That generated enough information to get warrants on a pair of ‘chop shops’, garages where stolen cars could be taken and stripped for parts. Lieutenant Dupree of...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 7 Hold The Line

Saturday, October 20, 2018 There were a number of interesting results from the show. The Matucket County Council protested that nobody was forced out and then began threatening to sue anybody who said so. Nobody listened to them, and they didn’t sue anybody. The FBI issued another statement that Matucket had been an essential part of the elimination of the terrorist threat and that they had never really lost track of anybody. Bo got a couple of interviews where he pushed the law-and-order...

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