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Peace in my head at long last, the people I love know about my 'Gifts" and I've decided I don't want to know who I really am, I'm content to be just Jimmy or 'Super Jimmy' as Jen now calls me.
The deal with Martin's Grocery went through, Mr Martin was happy and Ron got us a fair deal. Roy Seath was happy to take over the manager's position. We told him of our plans to demolish the old warehouse and build a self serve market; he had quite a few good ideas to add to the pot.
I asked a few of our tradies that did business with us who would be the best man to talk to, they all agreed that Giuseppe D'Acenzio was the man to talk to, Mr Concrete they called him.
Ron and I tracked him down doing a concrete house slab. After the usual how do you do's I explained what we were looking for. His first question was do we have architect drawings, I told him no, what we wanted was someone with a broad enough knowledge of the building industry to look at the site and to consider our needs then go away and think about it, then come back with a 'mud map'; if we thought the ideas were what we liked then he could take it to a design architect. In short we were looking for him to manage the whole project from go to whoa. I must admit I did a probe on him before I gave him an open sheet, he stacked up pretty good, he was a hard businessman but fair and honest as the day is long,
Giuseppe spent a few hours with his offsider measuring up the site, he took close notice of the old building structure and then disappeared for a few days. He turned up one lunch time and laid a neat freehand concept drawing on the table, Jess called Ron to come and have a look, them two were just about stuck together these days.
We looked at the drawing and Giuseppe or Peio as he preferred to be called, pointed out the basic design and how it would blend in with our existing store profile. When I queried the actual construction material he got this cheeky glint in his eye. "You people come with me and I will show you a building we did, I think you will like it."
Peio led the way in his van and we followed in Ron's car. The building was in fact a large house with an unusual finish to the walls. On closer inspection it was apparent that the structure was a textured concrete. "We make the panels at our workshop and cart them to the job site, we can erect the shell of a building in less than a day, the pattern on this building was corrugated iron which we dented with a hammer to get the little bulges you see all over it."
I had to admit; it was simple yet highly attractive and as Peio pointed out a lot more cost effective that brickwork.
It's the school holidays and I receive a text from a number " Looking for work Mr Chapman can you help"Sitting in my office I reply "Who are you?" My phone beeps " Cherie "Cherie ! I remember her, my son's ex girlfriend ,staying at my house six months ago. On my way to bed I found her masturbating and had taken advantage of the situation, fucking her that night and in the morning.My phone beeps again. I open the message to find Cherie's beautiful face with a big cock in her mouth. "ITS SO...
Kürzlich hatte ich eine Geschäftsreise nach Nordamerika. Während des Interkontinentalfluges fing ich schon an kribbelig zu werden, da unter den Flugbegleiterinnen eine äußerst gut ausgestattete, nicht zu magere, blonde Stewardess war. Wir unterhielten uns mehrfach sehr nett und angeregt auf diesem fast 12 h dauernden Flug nach LA.Tolle Frauen bekam ich in Kalifornien mehr als genug zu sehen. "Erwischt" hat es mich dann aber in North Carolina, meiner letzten Etappe vor dem Heimflug.Ich war in...
Milf College Studentby Bondagecouple1 ©Renee is a 30 year old mom of 4 working on her master's degree. She has classes every Friday evening. This weekend the grandparents were taking the k**s out to their house so she could go out with her hubby later that evening. It was a beautiful, warm, fall day, so she decided to dress up before going to class and surprise her hubby after class was finished. She left for class wearing her new black liquid nylon thigh highs, short black spandex skirt and a...
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I drive up to the special car park, and hurry to the change room. Off comes the modest knee length skirt, to be replaced by the tight mid-thigh one.. I know it displays my stocking tops. I go over my make-up, cherry red lips, dark eye-shadow, long long lashes from the mascara, then move my hair up into a pony tail. Undoing the top buttons of my blouse I pose to the mirror, plumping up my breasts... yeah I look like a slut. I don't know whether to be proud, or ashamed, as I return to the...
Amanda was your typical mom of two young boys, who at the age of 38 had begun to look at herself more closely than ever before. Her husband Steven was a few years older than her and held a job that had him traveling around the country. Even though they had been married happily for the last twelve years there were times Amanda had felt isolated from him. To keep herself busy Amanda would volunteer for a number of things at church. She also helped out at the preschool where her two boys had...
ReluctanceI come from a large family, with aunts, uncles and cousins all over the place here in Scotland. During the 70's and when I was 15, my Dad got back in touch with one of these cousins who he hadn't seen since they were c***dren. They lived only an hours drive away on a farm, so one Sunday afternoon, Mum, Dad and I drove there for a visit.It turned out that Dad's cousin had three c***dren, two girls and a boy. One of the girls was only about 5, the boy was 8, but Nancy was a stunning fully...
For the rest of the day the desire between us was so thick that it almost formed a rope. It scented the rooms I inspected as Violet stood by the door, head bowed, hands behind her back, waiting for my approval. Her arousal had been rubbed into every surface. I no longer felt my erection: my entire body ached for her. A spot of precum had soaked through my boxers and into the blue denim of my jeans. I saw my sister’s eyes slide towards the dark circle when I turned to her. I no longer tried...
It goes without saying that NSFW YouTube is my favorite YouTube. After all, I am a professional masturbator, a world-renown internet pornography expert, and a self-described pervert. I mean, sure, sometimes I’ve got to watch the same SFW tutorial videos as you when I’m figuring out how to upgrade the RAM on my laptop, but it’s only so I can watch higher-tech porn. (Those VR gadgets can be a real motherfucker, can’t they?) ThePornDude ain’t just a clever internet nickname, you...
Porn for Women SitesI was busy in the cellar of the new house going through those old photos Gary had taken of the sessions with Sally. I had stored them down there in one of the many empty spaces in the cavernous cellar. This time, though, as I went through them I wasn't looking at Sally. I was looking at the faces of the men and women who had been with her. They hadn't been important to me before but now, if I was right, they were part of a group of professionals who had stuck together, all there at the...
We got to my house & set our things down on the couch. I was really tired. I showed Megan where the spare bedroom was & the bathroom to shower up beings she had gotten tequila on her shirt. Megan was digging through her purse when she took her shirt off revealing her luscious breasts. I wasn't trying to look. I had just gone to the kitchen to get a bottle of water. I got a slight tingling sensation between my legs from seeing her. She walked to the bathroom the taking off her short...
From last time: She stretched and touched her breasts and belly with a smile. She lay there thinking of what it was going to be like later. She heard the shower go off and the curtain part. She rolled over and cuddled the pillows underneath her as she watched Bill dry off. She looked at the broad shoulders and large chest. She watched the hands that just pleasured her. She watched them glide over his body and wished it were hers. She wanted to touch him. She looked at his loins and thought...
EroticHi everyone, I am rajshekhar from kolhapur, maharashtra with average looks and good physique. I am 21 years old now currently I am engineering student this is my first story here at iss thanks again you can reach me at my mail or on hangouts. Sorry if I make any mistakes to describe you about my story. Now I will directly come to my story. This story was 2014. First, let me describe my cousin, her name is supriya (we call her priya didi). She is 2 years elder to me. Her figure 30 26 32.She is...
I waited impatiently outside the Winslow Arms. It was a bright but very cold morning and I wondered how Jammarree would fare in this bitter weather. I had previously had two rooms set aside for Jammarree and myself with Jenny the landlady. I did not think that Jammarree would wish to travel further this day. I suspected we would use only one bed that night, but for the sake of appearances I had taken the two rooms. Eventually the coach came in sight round the corner and pulled to a stop....
Sunday morning I finally was able to sleep in. When I woke up, I was by myself in my bed. I stretched out my limbs into a spread-eagle, joyfully taking up most of the bed. We'd need to upgrade to a king the way we kept inviting people to join us. Ashley was making pancakes when I went downstairs. The day was getting better and better, I thought as I sat down. Kristen came in and started massaging my shoulders. After a minute of painfully good rubbing, she asked, "Honey, are we still doing...
I was setting at home one night in late September when the phone rang; it was Doug, a friend that I had gone to school with who had moved south after he got out of school. Doug told me that he was going to come home the second weekend in October and that Mark and Les, two other old friends and party mates, were going to come back at the same time. They wanted to check into a hotel for the weekend and spend the weekend chasing hot college pussy like we use to. I said that it sounded good I...
I remember a story that happened to me way back in my high school days. I grew up on the East coast in the Pennsylvania area. Back in the sixties when I was in high school there was not a heck of a lot to do in a small town. Drinking beer and trying to look cool were the norm. It was a long way from the sixties sex and drug revolution you read about in books. The only hippies we ever saw were on the big Zenith black and white TV that dominated the living room of the old house I grew up in.
*Overnight Heat.*One Friday night, Katie’s son Dan came to my house for a stay over with my son Sam. Because there isn’t a spare bedroom, the two sixteen-year-olds were having to share the double bed in Sam's room.Around one in the morning, I needed to go to the bathroom. I slipped on my light bathrobe and quietly tiptoed along the landing, trying not to disturb the boys. On my way back, I noticed a dim light shining from my son's bedroom. The door was not completely shut.Earlier they’d been...
IncestThe next morning, I awoke to find Anita naked coming out of the shower.She smiled to me and put on a very tiny green lime thong that barely covered her shaven mound and her nice big areolas. I asked her what about the dark bruise she had on her left nipple.Ana smiled again and told me she had fallen in the ladies room at the bar last night and she had got that hickey by hitting the sink. She never mentioned that the hickey had been caused by Samuel’s lips as he fucked her in that dark...
(FF, bukkake, cons, dickgirl, oral, rom, snow) (takes place right after the final season of Gilmore Girls) Rory Gilmore looked out of the window of her hotel room at the dark and loveless night. It was almost one in the morning. She'd had a long tiring day, and she knew she had to get up at six a.m., and yet she still couldn't sleep. So she stood there at the window, all the lights in the room turned off except for the lamp on the night stand, which cast a soft and lonely glow, and...
I’m Sangeetha 30 yrs old female, married & I live in Bangalore. Working lady got kid & superated now. This story all about me .. Mys self sangi owing 38-32-38 sexy figure with wheetish complection.. please send your feedback to me @ …. It was a warm day when my colleague introduced me to Ramesh. I had joined this new office few days back & the reason we were introduced was that he lived very close to my house & could give me lift in his car. Ramesh is 36 years old with sculpted athletic body &...
This is my new story. First of all, thank you, everyone, for your response to all my past stories. I would recommend reading . Also, understand that I live in Kolkata and can’t travel. So if you’re here or can come then go ahead to meet me. And to all those seeking details of women I got my luck with, you’ll get blocked and nothing else if you get creepy. They are all normal women looking for a change and nothing else. Coming to the story. My cousin is 8 years elder to me and recently got...
IncestThere is a convenience store near my office that I stop at frequently for coffee or a snack. I usually stopped in about once or twice a week, but that changed when Kara moved to the morning shift. Kara used to be the night manager; she's in her late thirties, single and she's a big BBW, not quite SSBBW, but big and big in the right places, she has shoulder length wavy black hair with red streaks in it and she always wears very bright, red lipstick. When I realized she was working days, I...
BDSMHi to all sex lovers. I am regular reader of iss. This is the first time i am writing my real story that happened five years back hope you all enjoy and get excited by my story. Let me introduce my self i am raj with 5.11ft height, good physic and with 8″ cock staying in bangalore. Lets move to my story…..this incident happened when i was studying in 12th std my age was 17. Next to my house there was house with to-let board. The house owner was my friend so he told me to find a family to stay...
Athea lay on her bed with her back propped up on a pillow. She was watching the woman’s face whose head was resting on her belly, her tangled mass of her hair covering Athea like a blanket. Sureyssa had closed her eyes and her breathing was a low, steady purr. “Now that we have thoroughly introduced ourselves to each other, I still want to know why you are here. What do you want Sureyssa?” Athea asked and Sureyssa opened her eyes. “I am an immortal like you and the gods who you are...
She had two weeks off and was visiting her family, just a few hundred miles north of Wiesbaden, Germany. She spent the night with my husband and me the night before. She was a local employee, dental technician, at the US Air Base where my husband, Ted, was stationed. I was also employed there as a secretary at the base fire station. We knew the same people, on and off base. When she said she needed a ride to Frankfurt I offered bed and breakfast for convenience and a ride early the next...
Wife LoversAnd so ended my summer at the Fayetteville Camp For Incorrigible Boys. Most of us graduated, but not everybody. You have to meet various minimum standards to be considered as graduated. For some of us it was physical fitness, being able to run a distance in a maximum time, or pushups or swimming or something like that. (I recall Joe Bradley saying he had problems with the swimming; he could swim fine, but almost flunked the floating test!) You also needed to meet minimum qualifications with...
He smelled strongly of body odor and so did the soldiers that accompanied the fat man. The man and his entourage had traveled for more than a day from the Capital city and they would be staying for a week. As she entered she gave the large sweaty man a smile and said greetings Senator Goodwin I hope the road was not long. Senator Goodwin beheld the small dark haired olive skinned woman before him and answered with a ruff voice the road is always long but my stay with you is always to short....
The landing made so much noise as I walked across it. I tried to walk softly, but that just made it worse. Chris and Jane’s room was only next door but it was far enough that I made enough noise to make them stop fcuking. Then I came to stop outside their bedroom door.Jane called out to me, telling me to come in – before I had even considered knocking. So I went and pushed the door open and took a step inside onto the carpet. The light was on in the room and Chris and Jane lay there under the...
“Honey,” Ah called out from the porch, “Take a break from fixin dinner and show our guest some hospitality.” Pretty quick the door opened and she come out with her little robe wide open showin off all her charms. She led Jasper back into the cabin and pretty soon Ah heard the thumpin going on. Ah knew it would start up quick cause Ah’d made her nice and wet just afore he come for dinner. There were a little break in the thumpin and then it started up agin. Ah said to myself, “By golly, he...
“Hey, Roger! So, how many women are you dating this week?” Jim asked, as he suddenly appeared at Roger’s office door on Monday morning. Frowning, Roger looked up from the technical manual he was reading and said, “Jim, we’ve worked together for two years now. Why do you think today is the day I’m going to start talking about my love life?” Jim raised an eyebrow questioningly and said, “Things must be getting serious. Back when you were dating two or three different girls a week, you didn’t...
Note to the reader: please keep in mind that english is not my first language and that my text therefore may be severely flawed . Also please remember that this text is purely fictional. Thank you. My hot BBW GrannyWhen I was young we often visited my grandmother. She had a big house outside of town and was always a very lively and outgoing person. Plus she was a perfect cook, which my mom never was.I never knew my grandfather, as he had died at a relatively young age, when I was still a small...
WARNING! All of my writing is intended for adults over the age of 18 ONLY. Stories may contain strong or even extreme sexual content. All people and events depicted are fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Actions, situations, and responses are fictional ONLY and should not be attempted in real life. If you are under the age or 18 or do not understand the difference between fantasy and reality or if you reside in any state, province, nation, or...
Although Charlotte considered herself to be essentially a lesbian, this didn’t mean that she didn’t enjoy male company. Indeed, it flattered her when men showed interest in her. So it wasn’t too surprising that after a little persuading from her colleague, Jonathan, Charlotte invited him to visit for dinner. Jonathan was quite a shy young man, who however thought he saw a kindred spirit in Charlotte who worked opposite him in the Approvals section of the department. Jonathan was quite...
Sandra stood waiting in the middle of the carless garage. Her latest listing, an isolated 3 bedroom house in the country with an attached two car garage was empty, and she was hoping the prospective buyer she was meeting would jump on the deal.She checked her phone, looking for a reply from her teenage daughter, Sophie, about when and where to pick her up after cheer practice. The teen’s last practice before the Thanksgiving break. With no reply yet, she tucked the phone back in her purse and...
As a relatively non-erotic entry, I figured I would give a bit of an update. Now, a bit of a backstory about me for those who haven't been following along as I have shared my adventures. To the outside viewer, I live a relatively 'normal' life, in a very nice upscale village north of San Diego. I guess if you dug very deep you would realize that it is actually quite unconventional. After suffering through the unexpected loss of my first wife, I had been urged by my daughter to start...
In the last couple of? years found I like sucking cock.and realized I wanted to be taken !? I was back in my hometown a couple of months ago. After leaving my wife at a Bridal Shower, I went downtown to see if there was still this sex shop was still there after 30 years. Back then, they had " toys & cute things " on the first floor and a special basement with the "hard" stuff and a jail cell. I realized this was for the gay clientele, which I wasn't into at that time. Anyhow, I found it. Sadly...
I'm lying in bed, sweating, with sheets tossed off and my hand cupping my mound. I blink and wake up groggily and glance at the clock. It's 12:15 am. Damn, I've only slept a few minutes. I remember trying to masturbate. I must have fallen asleep.Looking around, I remember that I'm at my sister's unit in Adelaide. She's at her girlfriend's place for a week, offering me her place while I'm on January holidays from university.I'm wondering why it is so hot. Then I remember hearing the news about...
LesbianMy teacher’s sis was very possessive about her thing but she used to share them with me and she became bit close to me I think she used to think me a kid and she was playful she never used to hesitate to walk in front of me on mini shots and loose tops with no bra cause I can make out her nipples easily she used to talk to me about her incidents at hotel how anupam ker flirted with her etc I also started to enjoy her company she explained when she will be early and on those days I used to...
Personal Assistance By: Cindy Renee' Anderson [email protected] My life with Rick had become mundane, ordinary, if not predictable. It wasn't that Rick wasn't a good catch. In fact from the moment that we first met after being introduced by mutual friends, I found Rick's intelligence and sensitivity a major attraction. Rick was laid back, almost care free, soft spoken with hints of sarcastic political humor. We though alike when...
"I'd like to show you some things that can help you if you ever get shot up again." "What sort of things?" Jolene asked, not having the slightest idea of Béla's erotic fascination with guns. "Well, for starters," Béla began, "I want you to watch what I do when I get injured." She showed Jolene an image of herself being shot, and how she could convince her nervous system to dissipate the pain more evenly so that it didn't all hurt in one spot. "The dissipation makes you tingle...
After her affectionate sessions with Chris, and after watching Chris and Jenny so obviously in love, Donna had decided to take Margo's advice about getting naked with Dex as soon as her brothers left for school. She woke at first light Monday, and did not even try to go back to sleep. She forced herself to stay in her bed as she heard her parents moving around later. When the garage door was down after they left, she took off her nightclothes and positioned herself at the top of the...
I'm now 32 years old and I work as an air traffic controller. Not the life I'd expected, but I make a decent wage and I enjoy my free time. I'm also a private pilot and own a small two place airplane. My sister, Julie, is 2 years older than I and was married for several years. One day she came home and found Mr. Right snuggled in bed with a woman he worked with. Julie and I are now both single. From the time I met Julie's husband I knew he was a total putz. He used to call me Karate...
du heter martin och sitter vid ditt skriv bordet och ser ut igenom ditt fönster. när du ser att dörren öppnas och stängs du hör röster små prata med varandra. du vet att det är din barnvakt som har kommit eftersom din mamma och pappa ska ut med din pappas it företag på middag och hel helg. du reser på dig och går ut från ditt rum och går ner till botten våningen och går in i storarummet där du ser din mamma i en snygg klänning och din pappa i en kostym. så vem ska barnpassa mig i helgen då...
Of all the suggestions Marcus had been given on training a submissive, his favorite, by far, was establishing Rachel’s morning routine.The alarm sounded, and Marcus pulled down the blanket on Rachel’s side of the bed and took in the view. At his instruction, Rachel slept nude every night. And as soon as she heard the short beeping from his phone alarm, had rolled to her stomach, with legs spread wide apart. Had it been a bell ringing, she would have risen, moved to his side of the bed, kneeled...
BDSMPrelude to mysterious text message.I met Linda when I was 24. She was a sexy bartender. She had dark brown long flowing hair and brown eyes. Big tits and a nice figure. I was in the military at the time and just re-enlisted, waiting on my new orders. Me and Linda went out a few times and ended up fucking one night. A few days later I got my new orders. We exchanged numbers and such and I left, not really thinking much about her. Fast forward five years, I get a call from Linda. I think you...
The young man heard the doorbell ring, got up and went to the door. He looked through the glass to see who was outside, then opened the door with a puzzled expression on his face. "Hi, Vince," Janice said. "Uh... ," Vince began to reply, "uh, hey." "Do you know who I am?" "Uh, yeah, sure. You're Alexa's mom." "That's right. You can call me Mrs. S. Vince, can I talk to you for a few minutes?" "Oh, uh, O.K. Is ... is anything wrong?" "Nothing drastic. I just want to...
I open my eyes, waking myself from the slumber of my sleep and I stare at the white ceiling. I woke up nicely, as if a kind soul led the way from the world of dreams to the world of reality, dismissing me like an old friend looking forward to meet again the following sleep.Content and still disoriented from the sleep I close my eyes again and try to feel my body waking up. Spread out on the bed like a snow angel I feel my limbs coming back to life as my heart beats faster to pump the cold blood...
Love StoriesLike all airline terminals the last few months, it wasn't possible to meet arriving passengers at the gate. Like most airports, the Indianapolis airport had made inadequate provisions for people waiting to pick up an arriving passenger. The area near the baggage pickup was small, crowded and rather confused. It was well after dark, long after the scheduled arrival, but Dave knew from a phone call earlier that the flight from Denver would be delayed for several hours, so there wasn't much he...
Before long a rhythm had established itself between me and Stefan. He would regularly ask me if I had new pictures of me crossdressing, and I’d send him a few now and again to keep him happy. Occasionally he would buy me clothes, which would always come in the mail from some online shop or other. And frequently, at least once a week (and every time after he had sent me a ‘gift’ of clothes) her would demand I come over to his place so he could "show his appreciation of me”.But as much as this...
Chapter 1 I called Kerry and told her that 2 unmarked parcels had arrived at my place and she said she'd meet me straight after work and not to open them until she was there. I was very excited and got instantly hard as soon as I thought about the contents of those unremarkable packages. “Where are they?” Kerry asked, as soon as she arrived, clearly as excited as I was. I’d put them on the dining room table and we sat opposite each other and looked at them. “You open one first" she...
“Hello the house,” Warren called. He kept a good safe distance. Settlers didn’t like to be surprised, and he couldn’t blame them. A musket could carry this far, but he doubted that any settler could fire one accurately this far. “What you want?” a woman’s voice answered him. “Maybe a little trade. I’m a hunter for hides, and I’ve shot a deer. More meat than I can eat before it goes bad. If you’ll feed me corn bread and fixings, I’ll contribute the meat.” “Doesn’t seem fair to you.” “Well,”...
The metorite her team found had traces of an alien parasite. After the metorite was disposed of the team began the search for the missing man. He left trails of blood and checked into a hospital just to freak out and run from the place. The only way that her team found him was through reports of a "freak" assualting body guards at strip clubs. They tracked him down to an abandoned office building. Each one taking a floor to search. All of them wore casual ware as not make the man...
If you hate the taste of cum, tell your boyfriend/husband to eat pineapples for about 2 days before, and it will taste sweeter. - Anonymous, Virginia Some women don’t like to swallow semen because of the sharp sensation it leaves in their throat. And there is nothing much to do about that. What I found to be the next best thing (possibly even better) is that she slowly lets it ooze out of her mouth while sucking (best done while sitting up). - Rob, Europe At first I was afraid to swallow. But...
I stood there staring at the door after Toni and the council had left, that's all I needed was twelve sex hungry feeling deprived females. The worst being that I was the subject of their obsession, the more I thought about it the more I was starting to like the idea of killing Toni. Celina came in a few minutes later, obviously I hadn't answered her call. I noticed she came in with her power and shields at full strength, 'bout time someone got something right around here. I remembered the...
Harley Haze is a super gamer girl who cannot get enough of playing her video games. She’s loud when she plays, with the volume on the TV high and her voice on team chat echoing through the room. Eventually, her stepbrother, Codey Steele, has had enough of the noise. He can’t concentrate on his studies with Haley making such a racket. He goes out to the living room to tell Harley to turn it down, but Harley won’t do it. In fact, she waits for Codey to leave and then turns it up...
xmoviesforyou“So how did you get here?” Martin smiled and pointed across the parking lot to the Caddy. The Caddy didn’t have license plates or an inspection sticker. He didn’t even have insurance on the car. He answered, “I drove the Caddy.” “Damn, you’re going to get tickets galore trying to get that car home.” Shrugging off the cost, Martin replied, “I’ll pay them if I get stopped.” “No you won’t. We’ll take the Camaro and go get the truck and the tow bar. We’ll tow it to the muffler shop and then...