Willi stays the night
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I sent most of my gear back to LA Friday morning. I caught a flight back east to Harrisburg. An Uber hauled me home to Paradise. I arrived mid-afternoon. Yesterday had been a huge day in my professional life. This weekend would be a milestone in my personal life. At least I hoped it would be.
Noah and Connor raced outside to greet me when the Uber pulled up to the curb. The driver had to wait a minute while we hugged and kissed before he could unload my bag. I gave him a generous tip and headed inside with my boys. I greeted Mom and Dad and then took my boys upstairs for a private conversation.
“You played great, Daddy,” Connor gushed as we sat down on the beds in their room.
“We got to watch the whole game,” Noah added. “That was a great touchdown to win the game, Daddy.”
“My team played well and we were fortunate to win,” I said.
“You said you wanted to talk with us,” Connor noted.
“What’s up?”
“You remember how I have explained that you two will always be involved in family decisions?” I said. Both twins nodded agreement. “I want to know what you guys think of the idea of me marrying Heather?”
“Great!” Connor responded instantly.
“What took so long to decide this?” Noah asked. “Heather is fun. She will make a good mom.”
“This is a big decision and adults need time to think things through and make sure we are doing the right thing,” I explained.
“When you marry Heather, do we call her mom?” Noah asked.
“She will be your step-mom,” I answered. “You two will need to talk with Heather to see what she would like you to call her.”
“Will Heather move into your room after you get married?” Connor asked.
“My room?” I asked blankly. “Of course, in my room.” Then it dawned on me what Connor actually meant. “My room in California ... where all of us will live.”
“California?” both twins squawked simultaneously. “We’re moving to California?”
“What about Cub Scouts?” Noah demanded.
“And football?” Connor added.
“Our friends?”
“Swim team?” The twins were firing off questions too fast to answer.
“Calm down,” I finally insisted waving my hands to slow their questions. “They have football in California. They have Cub Scouts. They have swimming. Swimming year round outside.”
“What about Mom-Mom, Pop-Pop and Hunter?” Noah asked.
“What happens with them if we leave?” Connor added.
“They will be fine,” I promised.
“Why can’t you and Heather live here?” Connor demanded.
“Yeah?” Noah agreed.
“We are going to become a family like Uncle Kyle and Aunt Penny or Uncle Will and Aunt Abby. They don’t live here with Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop. Part of being a normal family is living on your own. My job is in California and Heather thinks she has found a job out there too. That is why all of us will be moving to California.”
“I didn’t know getting a mom would include moving away,” Noah remarked.
“It will be a big adventure,” I promised. “You will meet new friends. You’ll see the ocean. How would you like a pool a two-minute walk from our house?”
“A pool?” “ Connor asked. “How often could we go swimming? It’s probably too cold to swim now.”
“It was 81 degrees in LA yesterday,” I said. It was 48 degrees here in Paradise.
“You could swim at Thanksgiving?” Noah asked.
“You could,” I responded. “California is not too hot and not too cold. We have nice weather out there year-round.”
“That would be OK,” Connor allowed.
“You like when I am living with you guys, right?” I asked.
“Of course, Daddy,” Connor said.
“I wish we could do that all the time,” Noah said.
“We can ... in California,” I promised. “You two, Heather and me ... together year-round.”
“That would be cool ... I guess,” Connor said.
“Yeah ... that would be nice,” Noah agreed.
“When do you two get married?” Connor asked.
“When do we move?” Noah added.
“Heather has to say yes when I propose to marry her,” I said. “Then we have to organize the wedding. We have to get ready to move. All of this will take time. It will be months before any of this happens. Certainly, after the football season is over.”
“What we just talked about?” I said. “This needs to be our secret for a little bit. Until I have time to ask Heather and she says yes. Can the two of you keep this secret?”
“Scout’s honor,” Connor said, making the Cub Scout sign as he promised.
Noah mimicked his brother, “Me too.”
“When will we find out if Heather said yes?” Noah added.
“I will ask her over dinner,” I answered. “I hope she says yes and then we will go dancing to celebrate. You two will hear tomorrow morning.”
“Aaawwwhhh...” both twins protested.
“Scat!” I announced. “I need to get ready for my date.”
I made reservations at John J. Jefferies, an upscale restaurant near the ball park on the north end of Lancaster. Mom and Dad had eaten there on Valentine’s Day and said the place was fantastic. I called for reservations earlier in the week, before the Dallas game. They would have their finest bottle of Champagne Brut on hand for Heather and me after I proposed.
Heather had bought a new dress for the evening. God, I hoped she said yes. This woman was so beautiful. I needed her in the worst way.
John Jefferies specializes in farm-to-table cooking. We ended up with the Fritz Family Farm pork chops. They were delicious. Heather and I were on edge a little as we ate. Both of us knew what was coming after our entree. I steeled my nerves as we ate. This was real. This was happening. I took a deep breath when Heather finished her asparagus and I took a knee in front of her. I felt like everyone in the restaurant was staring at us. I took another breath and launched into the words I had practiced so often in the last week.
“Heather, we’ve known each other for most of our lives,” I began. “You are the first girl I asked for a date. We’ve dated, made love, fought and broke up. The best thing that has happened in my life is reconnecting with you at the reunion last summer. I have always loved you. That love has deepened and matured over the last six months. I feel I am finally worthy of you. I promise to keep and protect you. I promise to express my love for you every day, for the rest of our lives. Heather, will you marry me?”
“Andy...” Heather began before pausing. “Our history together has been...” I was ready to panic. Had I misread Heather? “ ... unique. I love you dearly. If someone had told me when we finished high school that we would be here tonight ... like this, I wouldn’t have believed them.”
“I’m not the same guy anymore,” I blurted out. Heather smiled.
“I know you’re not. That is why I am saying yes. I will marry you, Andy.”
We both stood up, hugged and kissed. We noticed nearly everyone smiling at us after we sat down again. The waiter, with impeccable timing, swooped in with the champagne. He poured flutes for each of us before withdrawing.
“To a long and happy life together,” I proposed as I raised my glass. Heather clinked her glass gently to mine before we sipped our drink.
“To a long and happy life ... together,” Heather agreed.
“You up for ring shopping tomorrow?” I asked.
“Of course,” Heather agreed. “What’s up for the rest of the night?”
“Dessert first,” I answered. “Mom says the chocolate cake here is to-die-for ... Peanut Butter Mousse, Chocolate Ganache and Crème Anglaise.”
“That’s sounds intriguing,” Heather said. “After that?”
“I thought we could celebrate by going dancing at the club in Eden,” I suggested.
“What about our families?” Heather asked. “Don’t you think the twins are wondering how things are going? How is your mom going to get them to bed if they are wondering whether they are getting a new mom?”
“Fair point,” I agreed. “Talk with our families this evening and go dancing tomorrow night?”
“That’s a plan,” I agreed.
Mom was correct about the cake. It was scrumptious. We lingered, finishing the bottle of champagne. We headed back to Paradise after I settled the bill. I left a big tip for waiter. He had been superb.
“I suppose we are looking at a wedding after your season ends?” Heather commented as we were driving to my place.
“An in-season wedding wouldn’t work too well,” I said. “A wedding after practice and film study? A one-day honeymoon on my day off? I don’t think so.”
“Soon after the end of the season or closer to summer?”
“I’d just as soon get the wedding done sooner than later,” I replied. “Every day we are apart hurts. I want to spend my life with you.”
“We will have to see what we can work out,” Heather said. “A wedding in February or March doesn’t leave much time to prepare.”
“I am sure between you, your mom and my mom, you’ll work things out,” I said. “Will and Kyle already warned me to say, ‘Yes, dear. Whatever you want, dear.’ I suspect my brothers know what they are talking about.”
“Will and Kyle do have good heads on their shoulders,” Heather agreed, smirking. “Let’s head for your house and let your ... uh, our boys know about the news.”
“Our boys ... I like that,” I said. “I know the boys will like that too.”
We headed back to Paradise. Heather called ahead and warned my mom to allow the twins to stay up a little later, if necessary. We came bearing news. She also called ahead to her parents, to let them know we would stop by after we got the boys to sleep.
The twins rushed the front door when we got home, dressed in their pajamas and ready for bed ... almost.
“Are you going to marry our daddy?” Noah demanded after giving Heather a hug around her waist.
“Are you?” Connor parroted as he hugged her too. “Will you be our Mommy?”
“Yes, Noah,” Heather replied. “Yes Connor, I am marrying your dad. We will see about what you call me later, after your dad and I are married. Right now, I am still Heather to the two of you.”
Mom, Dad, Liz and Liz’s boyfriend, Chris Sanders, followed into the hallway as Heather explained about our evening and the upcoming nuptials.
I wasn’t surprised to see Liz or Chris. Chris came home from college with Liz to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. They were staying together in Liz’s room this weekend. I was surprised to see Penny, Will and Abby. Penny brought Davey and Jessie up and was spending the Thanksgiving holiday with her parents, three doors down from us. Will and Abby were staying over at Abby’s parents’ place this weekend. The little kids didn’t come when Penny, Will and Abby got the call to come over to help Heather and I celebrate our engagement. Davey and Jessie were with Penny’s mom. Rose and Danny were with Abby’s dad and mom. Hunter was at the back of the crowd, yawning. The poor little guy was tired but couldn’t go to bed with all the commotion.
The only family member missing was Kyle. He was out in Denver, preparing to play Andy Reid’s Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday. He had been home last week, during his bye week.
We moved the family gathering to the family room and everyone found seats and we answered a million question about our plans – most of the answers hadn’t been determined yet. At 8:15 I announced it was bedtime for the boys. Heather took Noah and Connor upstairs to bed while I carried Hunter. He was half asleep already. We did a bedtime story. Hunter was asleep before Connor finished reading the first paragraph. It took much too long to quiet the excited boys and get them to sleep.
Heather stopped at the downstairs bathroom before we headed over to her parents. I noticed Chris nod towards me and motion for me to come over. I followed him to the hallway where we were alone.
“I knew there would be a lot of fuss here this weekend but I thought I was going to cause it,” Chris stated as he looked me in the eye.
“Oh?” He reached into his pocket and pulled a small block box out.
“I planned to ask Liz to marry me at dinner tomorrow night,” Chris said. “After all this ... should I?”
“Of course,” I insisted. “You love my sister. You’re a great guy who will treat her well. Why should Heather and me getting engaged stop you two? Are you sure Liz will say yes?”
“She will ... I think,” Chris responded. “We have talked about our future ... together. She doesn’t know about tomorrow night. It’s just ... getting engaged ... and married is a big step.”
“Liz is the right girl for you?” I asked.
“Yes,” Chris responded.
“You love her?”
“I do.”
“Ask her,” I said. “I have no regrets in asking Heather. I feel great, now that our future is set. Where are you taking Liz for dinner tomorrow?”
“Um ... I don’t know,” Chris said. “I don’t know restaurants in Lancaster. Do you have a suggestion?”
“John Jefferies on Harrisburg Pike in Lancaster did well for Heather and me tonight,” I said. “Call them first thing in the morning and make reservations,” I suggested. “Tell you what. I’ll spring for the champagne so the two of you can celebrate after she says yes.”
“You will?”
“Anything for my future brother-in-law,” I responded as I shook his hand.
“Thanks ... thanks, Andrew,” Chris responded just as Heather came out of the bathroom.
“Enjoy your dinner tomorrow night, Chris,” I said as I gave me fiancée a hug and a kiss. “Let’s go give the good news to your parents.”
“What were you shaking Chris’ hand for?” Heather asked as we headed outside for my car.
“I’ll explain in the car,” I answered. Once we were clear of my house, I explained what Chris planned for tomorrow night.
“He’s popping the question too?” Heather laughed. “To a girl who swore she wasn’t going to get serious about guys until she finished law school?”
“The very same,” I answered. “It seems feelings change when you find the right person, who happens to be going to the same law school.”
“They do,” Heather agreed.
“Chris is the right guy for Liz,” I replied. “It’s easy to settle down when you find the right person. I know, I found the right person for me and I am delighted.”
When we got to Heather’s house, we found Bob and Debra Miller had called in reinforcements to help us celebrate our news. Heather’s brother Jon and his wife Amy were there too. Brian, their oldest son and fourteen now, was left to babysit Ben, who was nine.
We made the grand announcement to everyone. “Brother-in-law ... I like the sound of that,” Jon said as he shook my hand.
“You know, this means you are losing an assistant cubmaster,” I said. “I am stealing your sister and taking her to Los Angeles. I am sure there is a pack out there that could use an assistant cubmaster.”
Jon laughed. “I signed on to ‘help out a little.’ I didn’t mind helping Justin and then Jim out when he ran the show. Next thing you know, Jim is moving on and the pack needs someone experienced to run it. Damn! I was experienced now.” He laughed evilly. “You’re experienced now too. Don’t be surprised if they don’t want to give you a promotion when you sign your boys up for Cubs out there.”
“I might even be able to make that work ... out there,” I responded.
After a round of congratulations, the women took over and started planning for the wedding. Bob, Jon and I were left behind as spectators as the ladies planned. We kept our mouths shut except to agree on cue with whatever the ladies discussed. At least it worked that way until we got to money.
“I don’t want to step on your toes, Bob,” I said. “I know the father of the bride usually takes pride in providing a nice wedding for his daughter, but this thing is going to grow considerably bigger than normal. I have high school teammates and coaches to invite. College coaches and teammates, to say nothing of my professional coaches and teammates. I insist at minimum in covering the costs of my football related guests.”
“That is fair, Andy,” Bob agreed. “I won’t argue with you about that. I suspect between your guest list and the fact that this is the one wedding Deb will get to plan, it is going to be a doozy. Seems that my oldest offspring robbed his mother of her chance to play mother-of-the-groom.”
“We were young and dumb,” Jon laughed. “The start of our marriage was rough but I wouldn’t change a thing if I had it to do over.”
“Brian is turning out to be a pretty nice young man,” Bob observed. “No worries about him getting some girl pregnant like his old man?”
“Oh God!” Jon laughed. “It will be a miracle if he gets through high school without knocking some girl. Since he got promoted to varsity and he scored a winning touchdown, the girls have been hanging all over him.”
“Wait! What?” I stuttered. “I thought Brian was playing on the JV team. What this about him and varsity?”
“The varsity’s starting tight end got hurt in the first playoff game against Governor Mifflin,” Jon explained. “Coach Turner called Brian up from JV to fill in.” He laughed. “He did well. He caught the winning touchdown to beat Shippensburg two weeks ago.”
“That’s impressive?” I replied. “His first game on varsity?”
“My big sports hero son pretty much has the pick from the pretty ninth and tenth grade girls,” Jon said. “I couldn’t guess how many he’s bedded since we beat them.”
“The best part of being a grandfather?” Bob laughed. “It is getting to watch your offspring go through the same pain in the ass trials as they gave you.”
I laughed along with Bob. “You wait, buddy,” Jon teased. “You get to deal with two horny teenagers in not too many years.”
“In due time,” I agreed amiably. “I still get to enjoy them as little boys for a few more years.”
“Are you going to come see tomorrow’s game?” Jon asked.
“We probably should, Andy,” Heather added. “It might be a while before we get to see our nephew play again.”
“I hadn’t planned on going, but I guess we can,” I allowed.
The women hadn’t reached any final decisions but they had ideas for when they sat down with my mom. Heather and I hung out with her family until 9:30 PM. Heather grabbed an overnight bag and came back to my house for the night. Mom and Dad sent us down to the basement, with a warning to lock the door so the kids wouldn’t get an eyeful if they wandered downstairs tomorrow morning.
It was OK for Liz and Chris to share a bedroom down the hall from the kids, but my room was too close. I understood. When I was growing up the kids’ room was mine and I remembered how you heard EVERYTHING Will did with Abby and Kyle did with his many girlfriends through the thin wall separating the two bedrooms.
I got a call before we got too busy. “You coming to tomorrow’s game, Andy?” Justin Baer asked after I answered his call.
“I guess,” I said. “My sweetie wants to me to see her, um ... well our nephew play while I have the chance.”
“Your nephew?” Just laughed. “You finally popped the question to Heather.”
“I did,” I replied, grinning from ear to ear. “Tonight. Heather said yes.”
“Of course, she did,” Justin responded. “Damn, dude, that is great news. I hope you and Heather make it to the game. The kids will get a kick out of having one of the school’s NFL players at the game.”
“I guess you don’t get that very often,” I said. “Usually we are kind of busy on a Saturday at the end of November, getting ready for our own game on Sunday.”
“I understand,” Justin said. “By the way, dude, congrats on beating Dallas yesterday. That was epic.”
“Where is the game?” I asked. “I forgot to ask Jon earlier tonight.”
“Hershey Stadium,” Justin laughed. “I suspect you can find the place.”
“Yeah, I think I can find it,” I laughed. “See you tomorrow.”
Heather and I celebrated by making sweet love twice before we fell asleep. I was up early the next morning. I made a big breakfast for Heather and the three boys. After cleaning up my mess, Heather and I headed to the jewelers in New Holland to purchase an engagement ring.
We spent an hour reviewing options and settings before Heather finally settled on the one she wanted. The ring would be ready in a few days. I signed a check for a small fortune. It is a good thing I have a big fortune to cover the cost.
Heather and I made two big decisions on the way home from New Holland. My best man and Heather’s maid of honor would be the two people who got us together just before we started high school – Eric and Sammy Connell.
Heather and I took the twins out to an early lunch so we could talk with them more about what was coming. They had a million questions about us, our family, the wedding and the move to California. Heather and I answered the questions we could and did our best to guess at what might happen and when we would know for sure. The boys weren’t enthusiastic about the move last night, but today they seemed to be warming to the idea.
Heather and I brought my boys along to watch the Paradise Wolverines play Manheim Central for the District 3 championship. I ran into three guys I played with back in high school, Cody Stevens, Kevin Peachey and Garrett Houseman. Villanova did not make the playoffs so Cody was home. Kevin and Garrett did not play football in college, so they were home this weekend.
Heather and I sat with Jon, Debra and Ben. Billy Baer played spectacularly, racking up 192 yards and two TDs. Brian contributed with some good blocking on Billy’s runs. He was one of the heroes of the game, catching 7 passes for 121 yards, including one for a TD and another for a two-point play after the final Wolverine’s touchdown. The two-point play put our Wolverines up four points with 0:33 left on the clock. We beat Central 32-28.
Our moms had been busy this morning. Heather, my Mom and I had a meeting with Heather’s mom at 7:00 PM that evening to start planning our wedding. I was mostly a spectator while the ladies planned. We agreed on a number of items. We would try to get the Eden Resort for the reception. The wedding would be at our church. We would ask Reverend Hollinger to officiate. He had retired October 1st, but still filled in part time at local churches. Our church was looking for a new minister, so we knew it wouldn’t be any problem to bring in someone from outside. Not that the Rev was an outsider, after spending the better part of twenty years as the pastor at our church.
I took Heather out for dinner and then we went over to the club on Route 23 in Eden for some dancing. I had a flashback to Vicky Sponaugle as we were standing outside, waiting our turn to show our IDs and pay the cover to get inside.
“Do you have any objections to me inviting African-Americans to our wedding?” I asked.
“Why would I?” Heather asked blankly. “Aren’t most of the Rams teammates you plan to invite African-American?”
“They are,” I confirmed. “Not everyone is so open-minded. I just wanted to be sure.”
“No, I am fine with whoever you invite,” Heather responded. That was a relief to know.
Heather and I had a good time dancing and mingling with the crowd at the club. I didn’t get recognized once, which was fine. I knew that wouldn’t be the case out in LA. I was the leading receiver on the Rams and my face was getting well known around town.
Liz had big news for Heather and me when we returned home. Chris had worked up his courage and asked for Liz’s hand in marriage at John Jefferies earlier that evening. Chris thanked me again for the bottle of champagne. It was excellent. Liz and Chris figured they would have their wedding in July. They understood with two brothers in the NFL, that they would need to work around our schedules if they wanted to see me or Kyle.
Heather and I headed downstairs to our basement lair and celebrated our engagement properly, three times before we fell into an exhausted sleep. Heather drove me to the airport in Harrisburg early Sunday morning. I had a 7:15 AM flight to Charlotte and then another to LA.
I returned Monday morning to a budding controversy. Dylan Harris had gotten his cast off his hand but faced four to six weeks of rehab before he could play again. Mark Shaeffer had cleared concussion protocol and was ready to play again. Jay had played spectacularly since replacing Mark. On Tuesday, he was named the NFC Offensive player of the Week for his victory over Dallas on Thanksgiving Day. In two games my friend had completed 45 passes on 66 attempts for 669 yards and 6 touchdowns with no interceptions. His QB rating was an unworldly 131.4. How do you bench someone with those stats? The answer to that question was, Coach Tolbert didn’t. Mark would back up Jay for our game on Sunday against the Cardinals.
I passed word around the team about my engagement and warned them to expect wedding invitations for our nuptials sometime in February or March. I did some research too. My condo was in the Las Virgenes Unified School District and my boys would most likely go to White Oak Elementary School, about three-quarters of a mile from my condo. The web said it was a good school. I called in a favor at the local Scout office. I had done a promotional video for Back to School night in the fall. The local district executive was assigned to help me find a Cub Pack for Noah and Connor.
The Cardinals season hadn’t gone well. They won three games since we faced them in the second week. They were firmly in last place in our division. They lost twice to Seattle, lost to San Francisco and once to us. Losing all your division games wasn’t the formula to winning season. Ed stayed at QB. Their offensive line was a mess and Ed was getting beat up.
Ed Fritz caught up with me on the field during warm-ups. “Kyle told me congratulations are in order,” Ed stated as we shook hands. “After ten years, you finally caught Heather. Can you keep this time around?”
“Yes, I think I can,” I agreed, laughing. “I’ve matured some since I pursued her back in high school. Actually, we both have. How about you? You still running around with a different girl every weekend?”
“Uh ... not so much,” Ed replied. “I’ve been dating this girl who works for the Cardinals in their ticket office for the past couple months.”
“What’s her name?”
“Rosario ... Rosario Cruz,” Ed answered. “I hope this works out. She’s pretty special.”
“I hope it does too,” I agreed. “Good luck today, but not too much luck.”
“Yeah,” Ed agreed, smirking. “Tell your defensive line I’m a nice guy. They don’t need to pound me into the turf.”
“I’ll pass the word along,” I promised. Both of us went back to warming up for our contest.
I didn’t quite get around to telling Chris Long and his line-mates that Ed was a nice guy. They didn’t pound him into the turf ... too much. The game went the way the prognosticators expected and our fans desired. Our team dominated the Cardinals from beginning to the end of the game. We won 34-16. I caught another touchdown to bring my season total to twelve. I was leading the NFC. Kyle, with thirteen, was leading the AFC and the league. I also passed a thousand yards receiving. That feat took me fifteen games last season. This year I passed the milestone in eleven games.
The only blemish on the game was that Jay threw two interceptions. The first wasn’t really his fault. Mike Wemberly had a well-thrown ball tip off his fingertips and into the hands of a Cardinal safety. The second one was just a brain fart. Jay threw the ball directly to the cornerback covering me when I ran an out route and he threw to an in route. It happens sometimes.
I kept up my nightly calls home before my boys’ bedtime each evening. I also Skyped with Heather most nights after the boys went to bed. One of the evenings she reported her mom found out the Eden Resort and our church were both available on March 11, 2017. Heather and I agreed to have her mom make the arrangements. That would be our wedding date.
Next up for our team was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. This was an away game. This shortened our week of preparation. The Bucs weren’t an elite team by any stretch of the imagination but they weren’t doormats either. Quinton MacElree, their fourth year QB, had his team at 5-7. They had beaten Denver, San Francisco and Seattle, all excellent teams. They also lost to the Cardinals and the Raiders, two of the weaker teams in the league. It was hard to prepare for them. They seemed schizophrenic. Which team would we see?
Unfortunately for our team, we played the team that beat the Broncos, 49ers and Seahawks. The game was a one o’clock game on the East Coast. That was always challenging for a West Coast team, though we had beaten Atlanta and Buffalo on the East Coast this season. Jay threw a pick-six interception on our first drive. Our team was discombobulated and never got in synch during the game. We lost 20-10. I caught passes for over a hundred yards but didn’t score any touchdowns. Jay played like an undrafted rookie free agent, completing 17 of 31 passes for 221 yards, no touchdowns and three interceptions.
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I’m walking along Waikiki Beach down by the park, south of the hotels. It’s late, I’m a little d***k, and I’m trying to catch the last bus back to Pearl Harbor. If I miss it, I’ll have to walk back to my ship to get there before morning quarters, because the first bus doesn’t arrive in time. I’ve got a boner for no apparent reason (unfortunately), and it’s getting sore from rubbing on the inside of my jeans. I’ve recently lost my virginity to a B-Girl in the Philippines, where I also found out...
**[Sorry for publishing the story without an ending, but I will try to do a chapter every day :)]- - - - - - ** Im a young boy, im 22 years old, i start living by myself and because of that im feeling lonely :( Im new in this town, and i have no friends here, my job suck (it's a callcenter) i need to meet new people fast because im going crazy. I found this dating site MarryYourFuta, i will register here, and maybe il meet a nice and kind woman or maybe the love of my dreams, who know :) This...
TranssexualI received an education when my husband and I began dating that has taken me and our sexual relationship to a different level and knocked out some old myths for me. I enjoyed watching X-rated movies with him and thoroughly enjoyed the rewards afterwards and I have a few toys in my collection that get occasional use, but had no idea of the adventure I was about to encounter. I had always thought of myself as being a little on the wild side, but I have since figured out my idea of wild was really...
Chapter 1“So what brings you here today?”Daniel looked at the date coach. He wasn’t sure of his height, taller than himself for sure, who stood at a paltry 5’ 4”, even though he was already 23 years old. He’d been made fun of his whole life for his height, but he still had a good bit of muscle, and some fat on him, as he weighed about 150 pounds, with nary a hair on his body. The doctor on the other hand, still looked athletic and muscular through his button down shirt, and didn’t look a day...
The alarm went off at 6 AM, like it always did. I stirred groggily andlooked over at my fiancée Leah. She looked so scrumptious lying therethat I had half a mind to blow off work and make passionate love to her,but instead I gave her a little shake on the shoulder. She moaned thatshe was awake, and she padded off to the shower. Only having onebathroom in the apartment meant I was shaving while she was showering. Itwas hard to see in the steamed-up mirror, and sure enough, I nickedmyself.We...
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Free Porn Tube SitesYour Doll! Today, we’ve gathered here to talk about why you should go over to YourDoll.Com and buy a sex doll today. But first, the humor!Back in the early 2000s, I used to think sex dolls were cringy as fuck; then I tried fucking one. I still remember the first sex doll I ever touched. I damn near blew my lungs out, blowing her up. I didn’t have one of those air pumps, because I bought the damn thing out of the back of a dude’s truck. Long story short, I ran her through the wash to make sure...
Sex Doll ShopsDes fois il y a des journées comme ça qui sont faites pour mal se passer… On ne sait pas pourquoi mais cela arrive. Est-ce à cause des astres? Ou bien de ce qu'on appelle le destin? Ou pour les plus superstitieux d'entre nous, est-ce à cause d'un sortilège ou d'une malédiction? Personne ne peut le dire… Ce qui est sûr c'est que quand une journée est partie pour mal tourner, c'est difficile de changer cela! Nous avons justement rendez-vous avec une jeune fille qui va connaître une telle journée....
About ten minutes later, after donning his skeleton costume, Jim followed Trina to the dungeon. With his cock hanging limply out of the costume, Jim entered the dungeon. Jim observed that Melissa was eagerly slurping away at Courtney's pussy. Courtney was moaning and writhing on the exam table to which she was secured. Jim turned to Cindy. "Cindy, my pet, come and suck me hard." In less than a minute, Cindy had his nine inch projectile ready to launch. Jim started the portable cameras,...
Courtesan versus Escort Yes, it is important to know the difference to determine which best fits your desire, needs and style. Alternatively it is important to know which type of client you would be. Then and only then we can create the best possible outcome of our randez-vous for an unforgettable peak experience that you perhaps are seeking whether for a day or a lifetime.Different men are looking for different things and there is much confusion around about many terms improperly used in the...
As I got home I heard chatting, from across the street and noticed my opposite neighbour was out on her balcony having lunch with a friend about the same age. I'd sometimes seen her coming and going, a woman a couple of years older than me, maybe late thirties, quite attractive and certainly with a body that looked younger and fitter than that. I'd often looked down from my 3rd floor window into her 2nd floor flat and wondered if I'd catch a glimpse of her in her undies or naked but sadly...
Tara's BayouLevel 1 - Fresh MeatI am watching TV and as usual my hand is on my dick. Shit I am so fucking horny! Tired of just sitting here night after night rubbing several out! I need to fuck someone and I need tO FUCK THEM NOW! It's a wonder my right arm doesn't look like Popeye! What the hell am I watching anyway!?This is so fucked up. I am too young for this crap. I am 24 years old living in a country-like town far in the north of Sweden. This shithole is a place where people come...
I will begin with explaining that there is nothing extraordinary about me. I was born into a modestly wealthy family of a reasonable social class. Having lost my parents rather early in life, I was shipped off to my grandmother’s where an army of servants and sycophants could ensure my proper education. In person, I am a tall woman with a dark look about me that has always ensued comparisons to gypsies or the fey. I am somewhat statuesque and have always maintained a wardrobe of jewel tones...
Seymour & Sarah By Alice Barry "Oy vey, Seymour what have you done to yourself?" said my mother as she entered my apartment unannounced. I knew I should have never given her a key for emergencies. "Whatever are you doing here Mother? Haven't I told you to call before dropping in?" "Don't blame me young man, what in God's name are you doing in a dress? And why is lipstick smeared around your face?" "Mama, I did not want you to find out like this. This is who I am...
To back into the swing of things, Audra was taken on her first patrol. She has several soldiers accompanying her, including Kate. Unlike Gunnar’s recon patrols where he often went solo, this is a patrol of the surrounding area. The group is led by Major Zola, a stern woman who has been with the group and General Eisley since the beginning. She is in her early forties and still retains a lot of her beauty despite the peppering of grey in her chestnut colored hair. “This patrol is routine,”...
[ For Megan (and her mom)! ]As Willis showered he kept thinking about all the incredible sex he'd had with Megan, the young white female who was staying with her grandmother and who lived in the house next door to him. It had been, at first, like a dream come true. After all, Willis had never had sex with any white female (though he'd naturally, as a man with a healthy sex drive, had often wished he could); and Megan? Megan really was like some dream-image come to life! For Willis (and for many...
Despite our fear of what the rumour mill could do to us, it took our friends just a few days to defuse the situation, and by the time exams rolled around, it was almost a forgotten issue. Our secret was still relatively safe, although the number of people that knew about it had doubled. But because we shared similar backgrounds, that first meeting Beckie Sommers suggested became the foundation of strong friendships that have lasted several decades. It was the week before Christmas, and we...
The months seem to pass quickly for Audra. The intelligence that she had collected from the rebel leader, Leah, had proved useful. Many raids were conducted and slowly the Scourge’s breeding ranks overflowed. She had also gained the trust of the queen, yet she still hadn’t been made a stalker. She was told that she was, but Audra couldn’t do that which Saige or any of the other stalkers could—control a red fungus skin of her own. The only thing she seemed able to do is control the chasers and...
New Years came and went with out notice. A week or so later, Jim gathered Trina, Cindy, and Melissa in Cindy's quarters in the early evening. Jim gave all his pets gift wrapped boxes. The girls excitedly tore into the wrapping paper and threw the box tops aside. Then they saw the new clothes. Jim's pets weren't all that happy with the clothes. They said they had become comfortable being nude and didn't really need clothes. Jim just smiled at the girls. He then pointed something out to...
William's Nightmare This is a true account of a past ordeal that has dominated my life for manyyears now. I wish that the clock could be turned back and that it would all go away.I have never, ever told a living soul about this painful and humiliating periodbut feel that I must set the record straight in my own mind by sharing thepain with at least one other person. Only then can I try to forget. It is easierfor me if I write this story in the third person. A couple of names and veryfew...
This story is for adults, if you are not able to read this in your state or country, stop! This story is entirely adult transgender fiction that sprang from an over active imagination. All people and places in this story are fiction, any inference to real people or places is purely sheer coincidence. This is my first attempt at writing TG Fiction. I am an avid fan of Fiction Mania and decided it was time I gave for all I have gotten. If you want to contact me my email is...
Several days since her betrayal to her fellow humans, Audra is awakened to noise. Not needing to don on any clothing, she leaves the small room she had been given for her loyalty. Rather than being turned into a breeder, she was told she was going to be made a stalker like Saige. Of course, that all still depended on the accuracy of the information she had provided. Once outside, she notices the bustle of guardians, stalkers and chasers. The queen isn’t taking any chances. Audra assumes that...
For the sake of the tourism By RotnebSynopsis: Susan would like to help her father and the town with a special tourist attraction that will get more tourists to town. Although she is warned she would not understand the full implications to play witch. Susan and four other young naked girls end up as witches at the stake in the beautiful midsummer night. The story is only fantasy.A tourist attractionThe city was a trading centre for the large local country. But the city was also the city you...
Crystal and I stayed three extra days with the Binfords so we could have some more sexual playtime with our new friends. We each enjoyed the role of 'instructor.' Fortunately, they had no other guests at the inn while we were there, so our 'lessons' were conducted freely in all parts of the inn. When we left, they were different people for the better – more aware of each other, more knowledgeable about pleasuring each other sexually, and more in love. We promised to keep in touch. During...
I spent the remainder of the night in the parking lot of a suburban shopping mall. I didn't get much rest. I was much too upset to sleep. I had a membership at the local YMCA. They opened at 6:00 AM. As soon the sun came up I drove over there and took a shower. After I cleaned up I walked across the street to the Tip Top Cafe and ordered a ranch breakfast. By the time I was finished eating it was 7:30. I needed to call my buddy Albie Porter so I turned on my cell phone. I'd switched it off as I...
CuckoldTara's BayouLevel 2 – Evil DongI can’t believe in all of Britain, I can’t find one bloke to fuck me. All I do is work, come home and sit in front of the tele thinking about getting shagged. I do fancy a good porn film whilst I pet my pussy into some calm state. I love giving me self a good orgasm but damn I need a good shag!I think tonight I will try and play Tara’s Bayou again. That is one intense video game. It makes you feel like you are right there in the game and everything that is...
Authors Note: The first posting of this story I considered 'unfinished' and rough. I was impatient with it and just posted it one day without much thought. This is the revised version with grammatical and spelling errors fix. I am 'fairly' certain that I got all of them. The biggest challenge of my writing is grammar and spelling so it takes more than a couple of drafts to 'finish' one of my stories. I also fleshed out the story a bit by adding some details and conversation lines...
Introduction: A man goes from an obscure loser to a wealthy writer, and reaps more benefits than just money. Life sure is funny is how it plays out. I have never been a religious man, still am not, but I did listen to the Joel Olsteen guy when the times were bad. He was so positive, that helped, but he also talked about how God could make up for decades of crap, in just a few years through super natural increase. Like I said, I am no Christian and am agnostic about the existence of a deity,...
The job transfer from the remote mine to the city was welcome but the search for a suitable unit was more frustrating and took a couple of weeks. Eventually I found a comfortable two-bedroom unit at the rear of a block of four not too far from town. On a Monday morning I acquired the keys from the agent and arrived an hour later with a professional cleaning crew. It took most of the day to clean the place, except for the carpets that they were going to steam clean next day. In the late...
N.B. I've noticed sometimes, but not always, a small problem caused when I change to Rich Text Format from Word that some accents on or under letters get lost. For example Provencal should have a cedilla under the 'c' but comes out as Proven(al in my story 'The Pre-nuptial Agreement'. In the following story is the word 'melee' and this has a circumflex over the first e and an acute accent over the second e. Sometimes it reproduces correctly, other times it doesn't. Having gone to...
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"Close your eyes, concentrate on the rose. Look at each individual petal, how they curl out to form the flower, how they overlap each other. Think of how the stem attaches to the rose, the leaves angle out from the stem and the thorns attach. Now with that picture firmly in place sprinkle a few rose petals in front of you and push with your mind. Push the picture from your mind into the hand that held the petals." "Now open your eyes and look at your rose." said Master Clarisse. As she...
The soft feel and unforgettable taste of another woman’s sweet lips on my mouth, now that’s something I absolutely cannot get enough of. My name is Afaf Ahmed, and I’m a young Muslim woman of Saudi Arabian descent living in the City of Melbourne, Australia. I was born in the City of Dammam, eastern province of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. My passport says Saudi Arabian but as an educated woman, I consider myself a citizen of the world. Aren’t we all human at the end of the day? My parents, Ali...
Willie and the Brain By Rumple Foreskin Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy style that morning and his awesome orgasm that blew her off both his spurting cock and the bed. What she couldn’t understand and mentioned to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him scream, “Mid-terms!” ### "If only the good die young, those guys will live to a hundred.” This unflattering...
College SexL'amour de deux femmes By Jessie For those who wanted to hear more detail about my feminine adventures I have decided to tell you about my first feminine sexual encounter. I really hope you enjoy it, please let me know if you do! (Yes, I have embellished it a bit, well, a lot! But some of it really did happen... have a fun read!) As some of you will already know I sometimes crossdressed with my mother's friends Helen and Madeline. (See 'Delicious Adventure') After my first...
Introduction: Wills cover is blown, and so is Annas will he escape the clutches of Rev. Greene? (4:15 AM, Rocky-Mountain-Time, Brownsville, Nevada) Will and Maggie both slept in their bedrooms, enjoying the comfort of a good nights sleep. As they dreamt, however, four police officers, from the Farm( nonetheless), showed up at the house. Blearing their sirens and jumping form their squad-cars, the officers quickly broke through the Reeds door. Maggie was the first to hear the noise and ran...
The girls looked at him attentively and waited for him to continue. You could have heard a pin drop in the room, as they all leaned forward to hear John lay out his plan to take down the Armoured Cobras. “We’re going to form three teams,” John said decisively. “I’ll lead Team One, taking Dana and Rachel with me on a ground insertion into the base. We’ll rescue the kidnap victims, and sabotage the base’s generators. When the generators go down, that’ll knock out their planetary defence...
Cat and Mouse: The Tryout by Bluto "Good afternoon, this is Della Delargio reporting live for WNBC from the financial district. The Protectors, NYC's newest superhero team, has just foiled a bold daylight robbery attempt by The Destroyers, a gang of supervillains who have been increasingly active in recent months. "The Destroyers staged a lightning raid on the Federal Reserve Bank and were about to make a rooftop getaway when The Protectors came charging to the rescue. Here...
It was Bonnie’s dad who had instilled in her the love of a good, long road-trip. Her appreciation of the finer things such as a car loaded with snack-food and CDs, rest stops, and the nuances of “roadkill bingo” were all because of him. He enjoyed planning his routes as much as he did just tossing the bags in the trunk on a whim and picking a direction and driving. And Bonnie always went with him. “North American roads have more total distance than the rest of the world combined,” he told...
Straight Sexby Scarlett O'MaraAfter a ten-year friendship, and with intense interest in boys, Karen and Willie, two 18-year old high school girlfriends, surprisingly, drift into a torrid love affair, exploring and enjoying all the possibilities of fem love. Meanwhile, their interest in boys only intensifies, culminating in frequent foursomes with Tommy and Frankie, their occasional boyfriends. Readers will enjoy the author’s use of graphic images and the stimulating detail in which the story is told. The...
So it happened. My wife had a sexual encounter with our young neighbour. Unfortunately it was not something I was aware of until I accidentally discovered them together.Let me start by saying that my wife has had many fantasies involving our young neighbour Troy. He’s currently 22, blonde and a muscular 6 foot, hitting the gym every day after work. She is 45, fit, petite and extremely hot. We’ve dirty talked many times about her fantasies with Troy but she has never had the courage to try to...
Willie and Jake are two guys that I knew from the hood, we often would play tag football or dodge ball together and sometimes a short game of basketball. Willie and Jake would often laugh at me cause I knew nothing about basketball. One spring evening Willie and Jake and I was hanging out at the bleachers, not the ones at the high school, but the ones at the stadium. Willie was jawing at me for not knowing any basketball players on major teams. Jake came to my defense saying '...leave David...