Zach and Christa Naked In SchoolThursday
- 4 years ago
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T .1
Mom was cooking breakfast when I came downstairs. That's not exactly normal. Since she and my dad divorced, she's usually off to work pretty early, sometimes before I wake up. Of course, I don't wake up that early—an hour before school starts, tops. Sajel shook her head for a week when she heard that. Well, maybe what she doesn't realize is that if you shower at night, instead of in the morning, you don't have to wake up that early. And if you're a guy and you have short hair, instead of the three or four yards that Sajel has. Oh well, that's her business. Me, I wake up at seven-thirty in the morning, and rarely see my mom before she comes home from work.
"Good morning, Zach," she said. "Did you sleep well?"
"Pretty well, yeah," I said.
"I don't have to go into the office until nine," she said, "so I thought I'd stay home and talk to my son." Mom's kind of short, a little big—but in a comforting way. She says I take after my father. She's a nurse at a doctor's office, which means she also doubles as receptionist, secretary, administrative assistant, that sort of thing. Sometimes she even sees patients. On occasion she jokes that she didn't graduate from college to type memos. But her family comes first. She makes a lot of money, but a lot of it goes to her parents, or her siblings. Sometimes I think we're the only ones in my family who have achieved financial independence.
"Cool," I said. "All right." I wasn't sure what 'talk to my son' meant. I'd had 'the birds and the bees' a number of years ago (or 'the haha and the wiiwii, ' as Sajel puts it), so it couldn't be that. With Mom you never really know what's coming up.
"I wanted to talk to you about The Program," my mom said.
Oh great. So much for a peaceful breakfast.
Mom's pancakes, as always, were incredible. Sometimes I kinda wanna invite people over for dinner more often, because Mom is an excellent cook. Just, that's kinda weird, showing off my mom, you know? And what if she wasn't in the mood to cook that night? And wouldn't it be, like, totally weird to tell my mom, "Hey, Mom, I'm inviting people over for dinner because you're a good cook"? I know I'd be
weirded out by that. I mean, if, hypothetically, one of my hypothetical kids was to walk up to me and call me 'Mom'...
So, anyway. Mom sat down and we were eating, and I was liking the pancakes. If they're made right, they actually taste good just plain, and Mom's always taste good just plain. Though Mom herself is always using syrup and butter on them. I don't get it. I just don't.
So, anyway. Mom sat down, and we were eating, and I was trying to distract myself by thinking about other things. I dunno about you, but when my mom tells me she wants to talk about my nakedness, I don't expect it to be an enjoyable conversation.
"So," Mom said. "How was your first day in The Program?"
"It was... Okay," I said carefully. Mom and I don't normally talk about down-there stuff. I wasn't sure what she wanted or didn't want to hear. "I mean, I had Brandon and Arie around. They've done it already. They had plenty of advice."
"Oh," said my mom. "Like?"
Like... Well, I dunno, I didn't really ask them. Sajel told me not to act like a kid. Whatever. Like that's any useful advice. I made something up. "Uh, like... Stay out of the badlands."
"The badlands?" Mom asked.
"Uh..." I know Mom knows what it is, because she asked me about it. Evidently the PTA sent out one of those big bulletins after Brandon went through The Program, about all the harassment from the losers in the badlands. The thing was, the PTA might not have called it that—I mean, you know. Political correctness and all that. "It's the area past the football field," I said. "Where all the stoners and losers hang out."
"Oh, yes," said my mom. "'Areas of ill repute, ' the newsletter called it."
"Yeah, that," I said. Ill repute. What the fuck's an ill repute? If the reputes are getting sick—whatever animal that is, is it like a groundhog?—it's probably from all the pot smoke. Why don't they just clear that place out anyway? "The kids there like picking on people. Naked guy is just too much of a target."
"And a naked girl more so, I imagine," my mother said.
"Yeah, probably," I said. It's actually mostly guys in the badlands. I wonder why.
"Didn't I read something about a buddy," Mom said.
"Huh? Yeah," I said, my mouth full of pancake. "You're, like... Supposed to look out for each other or something."
"A boy or a girl," Mom asked.
"A girl," I said, probably faster than I should've.
My mother chuckled softly. "I can only imagine what she must think, being 'looked out for' by Zach Crane."
"Hey now," I said. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Mom smiled and waved it away. "This buddy of yours," she said. "Does she have a name?"
"Christa Sternbacher," I said, again faster than I should've. Sometimes it pays to think about these things—and maybe lie. But nope, here he goes, blurting the truth out.
Mom's eyes widened. "Little Christa's in The Program?" Christa's name shows up a lot where parents look—high grades and all that. But Mom also knows a lot of my classmates in person, because they've wandered into her office a couple of times. I mean, the community isn't all that big. And I know that most parents treat her like she's some sort of holy goddess—my mom does, Sajel says her mom does. We don't know about Brandon's. Actually, we don't know about Brandon's at all, much less what they think about Christa Sternbacher. Neither of us have seen his parents. For the longest time the housekeeper actually drove him to school. Crazy, huh?
But that has nothing to do with Christa. What had to do with Christa was the expression on my mom's face. Every mother's secret dream, I realized suddenly, is probably to watch her son hook up with a "nice girl" like Christa Sternbacher.
O holy shitfuck on a stick.
"Yessss, mom," I hissed, not looking forward to the rest of the conversation. "Christa's in The Program."
"What would make a nice girl like her want to join The Program," Mom asked.
"She wants to get fondled," I snapped, and Mom's eyebrows jagged. Her smile slid crooked off her face, and she looked away.
"And what about you," she asked finally. "What makes my son and only child so interested in... Exhibiting himself in this way?"
"The same reason," I said ingeniously. "You get action in The Program."
My mother gave me a sardonic smile. "I've tried very hard to raise you up the right way, Zach. I'm glad to see I've succeeded."
"Chuh. Mom, I'm a teenager. I have hormones." This with a bit of sarcasm attached. "You're a doctor, you know how that works."
"I'm not actually a doctor, Zach," my mother began.
"Close enough to one," I said. We've been over this before.
She sighed. "All right, close enough. Yes, Zach, I am a... A 'doctor, ' as you choose to put it, and I know how teenage hormones work."
"Well, then," I said, figuring the matter was settled.
It wasn't. "But is that the only reason?"
"Huh?" With a mouthful of pancakes. "Wah thah shapos'a mean?"
"Zach, I've seen the kind of girls you ask out," my mother said. "If all you want is to... Get action, as you put it, then you certainly don't need to enter The Program. You can just ask them."
I swallowed, despite a mouth suddenly drying. You kind of don't expect your parents—your mother—to understand why you're dating the people you date. Especially your mother. Mothers don't talk about sex. Mothers and sex are like the polar opposite of each other. I mean, isn't there some rule somewhere in the Great Big Book Of Rules that once a woman becomes a mother, she's not allowed to have sex anymore?
"So," my mother said. "Why did you enter The Program? You seem to have all you need already."
I shoved my chair back. "I'd better get goin."
Mom didn't say anything. She just watched, and watched, as I went back to my room to get ready for school. I could feel her eyes on me the whole way.
Sometimes people ask question you just didn't want to hear, you know? I mean, I went into The Program to get some tail. The girl I was seeing (Tiffany or Amber or Crystal or something) hasn't answered my phone calls in a little while. Guess she's out. And nobody's caught my fancy, and meanwhile, you gotta listen to your urges, right? Isn't it obvious?
"So," Brandon said to me. "What's eating you?"
"Ah, go stuff it up a sock," I snapped, and Brandon's eyes widened and he stepped back, leaving me alone to slump in my own thought. I could hear him talking to Meredith, even though they kept their voices down—their words were carried to me, as though by magic.
"What's wrong with him?"
"I dunno, he wouldn't tell me."
"I've never seen him like that."
"I have, a couple of times. It means he's in it bad."
"Christa?"
"Dunno. Could be anything."
There was a silence. Then, Meredith's voice, searching: "... I'm sure he'll tell you when he's ready."
"I hope so. In this mood you can never tell."
"That's ridiculous, you're—" Grasping at straws. "You're one of his closest friends. Why would he not tell you? You know how it is when you can't figure things out. But then it all comes to you, and you tell people. I bet you'll be the first to know."
A silence.
And then Brandon's voice, smiling. "... You know, that's why I keep you around. For perspective. You keep things in perspective."
"That," Meredith said archly, "and I'm a damn good lay."
"I-IIII'm just going to keep my mouth shut on that one," Brandon said, and Meredith laughed.
Yeah yeah, get a room you guys. Jesus. Can't leave a guy to sulk in peace.
"You look cross," Christa observed when we met in Geometry, and I fought the urge to throw something. Is the whole world gonna call me on this goddamn thing!
"Yes, I am, and I don'wanna talk about it, okay!"
But where Brandon had recoiled, Christa just arched an eyebrow and said, "Well, I won't ask you then. Keep your shirt on, Zach. Oh, wait, too late on that." And then walked past me to her seat, without ever having raised her voice or dropped that slightly sarcastic tone.
I tried to concentrate on what was going on in class—which really just tells you how bad it was, that I was actually paying attention to all this shit about paremecioids and trapezes and stuff. I mean, who's actually gonna need that when they grow up? I'm not going to, I can tell you that. But it was better than that strange growing gape in my mind, the hole my mother's question had left. That, and every now and then my gaze would drift over to Christa. Suffice it to say, I had things on my mind enough to keep me occupied. So I was a little calmer when I got to English. Somewhat.
I'm not entirely sure what happened to Christa on the walk between Geometry and English—I was lost in my own little world at that point. But she arrived in English just a few moments before the bell rang, clearly out of breath, a reddish blush on her cheeks. Sajel leaned close to me and said, "Hmmmm. Looks like somebody got Rule Three'd just now."
"Wha?" I said, startled out of my thoughts.
Sajel snorted. "Look at her nipples, dumbass."
I saw a chance for a joke and grabbed at it like a starving man grabs food. "Sajel, why are you looking at a girl's nipples?" I asked. Between this and the breast observation yesterday... Sheesh, I'm gettin worried about this girl?
But, of course, at the same time I was looking at Christa's nipples—not as large as some I've seen, probably smaller than the eraser at the tip of a pencil. And the little circles around them, whatever those are (Brandon says 'areolas.' How the hell does he know this shit?), were pretty small too. But she was clearly erect, was the point. You could just tell.
"Mmm-hmm," said Sajel, ignoring my earlier question. "Rule Three. But probably not enough of it. What do you wanna bet she asks for relief this period?"
Good thing I didn't bet—I'd have lost. Sajel's good at reading those sorts of signs. Christa walked up to the front of the classroom, and Mr. Cavanaugh said, "Would anyone like to assist Christa?"
I raised my hand. Quite a few other guys did too. Crazily enough, so did Arie. Everyone blinked at her and she blinked back at us. "Sure, why the hell not," she said.
"Well, thank you, Arie, but I don't think I'd be comfortable with that," Christa said, and Arie shrugged blandly and put her hand down.
Christa looked the rest of us over. When she reached me, her gaze went cold. "Put your hand down, Zach."
Sajel and Brandon and Arie gave me confused looks. I gave Christa a confused look. "What, what'd I do?"
Christa's eyes held no mercy. "Put it down." Her words seemed to echo through the room like a hammer strike.
I put my hand down, feeling helpless. Fuck, what's a guy to do when that happens?
Christa kept looking, her eyes moving slowly from one end of the room to the other. Finally she said, "Brandon."
We all looked at Brandon, who didn't have his hand up.
"Could I ask you to help me?" Christa said.
"Uh," said Brandon, stating the obvious. "I don't have my hand up."
Joke opportunity. Golden joke. Grab! "Whoa, Brandon," I said, acting startled. "You don't have your hand up?"
"Yeah, man, I don't have my hand up," Brandon said.
"I didn't know you didn't have your hand up," Arie said.
Sajel picked it up too. "Wait, he didn't have his hand up?"
Now the class was starting to laugh. Christa was glaring. "Excuse me!" she said. "Brandon, I know you didn't raise your hand. I'm asking you. I'm requesting. Would you please give me relief?"
Sajel was whispering in my ear: "Hmmm... The girl shows spirit..." I knew what she meant. Christa's words rang like iron.
"You can't ask people who haven't volunteered," Arie said.
Christa grabbed the copy of The Pamphlet that every room is equipped with nowadays. She read in a loud, carrying voice—the people in the room across the hall must've heard it. "Teachers and Instructors have been advised that it shall be deemed a reasonable request on the part of the participant to seek relief during the first five minutes of class time. The Teachers and Instructors have been further advised that this event MAY be abetted by other students or participants."
"No, we know that part," Arie said.
"Considerable leeway may be granted the Participant in the nature of the relief granted." Christa finished. "So, here's my leeway. Brandon, I want you to give me relief."
Brandon looked at her for a moment. Christa was squirming and having trouble meeting his gaze. Me, I was perplexed. What gives? She turns me down—me, Zach Crane, who was volunteering—only in order to try and coax Brandon into it—My Best Friend Brandon—who didn't even have his hand up. What gives? What the hell is on her mind?
"No," Brandon said finally. "I'm... Well, it's flattering that you'd ask me to, but I wouldn't feel comfortable." He gave a dry, humorless smile. "Clear it with Meredith first next time."
Christa huffed and crossed her arms beneath her breasts. She picked some other random guy. It took him about fifteen minutes to finish her off. I think all of us were kind of bored by the end of it.
Me, I looked away quickly. After Christa closed her eyes and gasped. I was angry. I want to be there. I want to be the one with his hand between her legs. I want to...
See, being angry beats being jealous, at least.
Sajel looked at me with no clear expression, except for the vague traces of pity around the edges of her eyes, before pulling out the homework reading and going through it.
"So, what the hell was that about," Arie asked Brandon at recess.
"Lord if I know," Brandon said. "Too bad she didn't pick Zach. He could've showed her a good time."
"As opposed to, say, Graham Carter," Sajel said, rolling her eyes. "Fuck, that took forever. Brandon, you should've gone, she would've gone faster."
Arie, in a display of such either-stupidity-or-cruelty that even I could see it, turned to Meredith and said, "Whaddayou think, Meri?"
Meredith, who had absolutely no idea what we were talking about, said, "What?"
"Do you think Brandon's better at eating pussy than Graham Carter?" Arie asked.
Meredith giggled. "I don't know, the next time Graham Carter eats my pussy, I'll take some notes and compare."
"So you're saying that might actually happen," Arie pursued.
"Who is Graham Carter, anyway?" Meredith asked, laughing.
Arie drew herself up. "You don't know who Graham Carter is?"
Meredith looked at us, grinning helplessly, and spread her hands. "Anybody wanna help me out here?"
Sajel and Brandon exchanged glances. "No, that's okay, thanks," Brandon said.
"Well, all right then," Meredith said, still smiling. "Who picked Graham Carter over Brandon?"
Sajel sent a gritty, dark-edged glance at all of us, and then said, "Christa."
Meredith blinked a few times. "I don't get it."
From the look on Brandon's face, I could see he was about to explain. I could also see that if he did, it would probably be a huge enormous mess. So I spoke up instead. "Christa needed relief and she wanted Brandon to give it."
"Oh-kay..." said Meredith, clearly not understanding, trying to hang on to some shred of humor.
"Yeah," Arie said. "And Brandon didn't want to."
"I... Don't..." said Meredith.
Sajel tossed her arms. "Fucking amateurs. Okay, starting over." Meredith nodded. "Christa needed relief. Mr. Cavanaugh brings her up to the front and he asks for volunteers. Zach volunteered. She turned him down. Brandon didn't volunteer. She asked him."
Brandon shrugged. "I wasn't interested."
"But Christa was," Meredith said.
"What we're trying to figure out," Sajel said, pushing the discussion along. "Is why."
"Why..." Meredith asked.
"Why she'd go to so much effort to pick Brandon out," Sajel said.
"When you've got perfectly willing and perfectly attractive specimens of manhood like me to call on instead," I added.
"You? Yeah right." Sajel rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't pick you if you were the last man on earth."
"Good thing you're not Christa, then," I retorted.
"Do Christa and Brandon know each other," Arie asked.
"No," I said. Out of all of us, I'd known Brandon the longest. If there was something, I'd know about it. "They've had classes together before, probably, but I don't think they know each other."
"I can't think of anything that would make her try to pull such a power play," Arie said.
"I can," Sajel said. "But they're probably all wrong. That's the problem when you don't know someone very well."
Suddenly I wondered where Brandon and Meredith had gotten to. Looking around wildly, I found them at the far end of the overhang, their heads close together. Privacy, obviously. Something about the way Meredith was standing caught my attention—I don't know why—and when Brandon put his arms around her and she huddled close, her face against his chest, I suddenly realized she must be crying. Over Christa? Over that little thing? Meredith always seems to have things together. I didn't know she'd go to pieces over something so minor.
Now. Sharp-eyed fans of the Cranester will notice that, before English on Monday, I'd predicted that Christa might have a crush on Brandon. And if you've gotten this far, you've noticed I was right. How come I didn't think of it now? Well, it's pretty simple: I didn't think it was a real explanation. I mean, sure, it was a possibility, but it's also a possibility for winged pigs to fly out of my ass. I didn't know what kind of guy Christa normally went for, but I was pretty sure Brandon wasn't it. The thought never crossed my mind again.
A few moments later, Meredith and Brandon came back. As far as I could tell from her face, they might never have gone. As far as Sajel and Arie were concerned, they hadn't gone—Sajel looked up suddenly and said, "Oh, Brandon! I hadn't realized you'd gone anywhere."
Brandon shrugged. "Just some private discussion. Nothing to worry about. What have you guys been talking about?"
"Just more mystery Christa," Arie said. "We couldn't figure out anything."
"Yeah," I said. "I have no idea why she'd choose someone like you over someone like me."
"Oh, fuck a pig with a stuck," Sajel said, pressing a hand to her forehead. "Zach, shut up. Just shut up."
"Naw, what are you talkin about," I said. "Shut up aboutwhat?"
"All your stupid posturing, all your little— Fuck. Forget it." Sajel turned away, shaking her head, heading up towards the far side of the overhang, where Brandon and Meredith had been just a moment ago.
"See," I said. "People like you don't appreciate me. They don't understand my talent."
"No fucking kidding!" she yelled over her shoulder, not turning.
I sensed that I might have irritated Sajel just a little bit. Normally she appreciates me. But that's my problem nowadays, just totally underappreciated.
"Nobody does," I said. "You know how many people stopped me today for a feel? Nobody. You know how many people accepted when I volunteered to get them off? Nobody. I just can't understand it. It's like I'm some sort of... Weird screwed-up guy or something. I'm normal. It's all these other people who aren't normal. But everyone just sort of, I dunno, turns their back on me, because of some..."
Sajel turned and rushed back and yelled into my face, "Maybe it's because you don't shut up!"
Words left me. I stared. Around me was silence—half the school must have heard Sajel yell. They all stared too. Somewhere behind me, Brandon was saying, "Program business. Nothing to see here, folks, move along..."
"Zach," Sajel gritted. Her eyes were inches from mine. "Do you have any idea how annoying it is the way you act?"
"No," I said honestly.
"Yes, well that's very obvious," Sajel said. "I'll give you a hint, Mister Zachary Crane. A lot of people don't understand you. Your sense of humor is really out there sometimes, and so's your sense of fair play. You even weird us out sometimes."
"Yeah," Meredith inserted, and Arie said, "Yup."
"And we," Sajel continued, "are a pretty liberal, open-minded bunch. You wanna know why we don't see Tim around so much anymore? He made me promise never to tell you. Too bad for him. He finds you way too loud most of the time. You just turn people off, Zach, do you understand that?"
I tried to say something in response, but all I managed was a sort of a squeak.
"So. If you manage to turn us off sometimes," Sajel said. "Imagine a somewhat conservative, straight-laced, narrow-minded person like Christa. Imagine how she feels when you take her promise and turn it into your own personal plaything. Imagine how it seems to her.
"You're off the wall a lot, Zach. We've known you long enough to know you mean no harm, but everyone else... Well, they haven't got a clue. So Christa sees you doing this thing and she figures she'd better stay away. And people try to Rule Three you and you respond in your off-the-wall look-at-me manner, and they get turned off. And they better stay away.
"You know you're doing it. I've seen you stop. Well, you gotta stop a lot more, buddy. Because people are getting scared."
With that she pushed me away and stood back.
I sort of stared at the floor.
"Wow, Sajel," Brandon was saying. "I didn't know you had it in you."
"It's all Zach's fault," Sajel said, in a voice that would normally be joking. "He brings out the worst in me."
I stared at the floor some more.
A lot of things were falling into place.
What if it all backfired? What if everything I had ever tried to do... What if it all backfired?
Someone had to come and shake me when the bell rang.
T .2
Well, I'd say Tuesday is off to a pretty good start. Because the first thing that happened was that Mark Spencer stopped me halfway between Geometry and English with a Rule Three. He wanted to touch. And he wanted to touch me down there. And he's really good at it.
Hi, I'm Christa Sternbacher, and I'm on cloud nine.
English itself was kind of a mess, though. Stupid Brandon. Why does he have to be so loyal? Well. Not that loyalty is a bad thing... Just that he should be loyal to me! I mean, come on—what have I got to offer that Meredith doesn't? I have bigger boobs, I'm cuter than she is, I don't have that enormous chin like she does... I'll show him, I thought to myself. I'll show him.
(If I had caught myself thinking this at any other time, I would've probably hit myself. Snap out of it, you psycho! Stealing boyfriends is not what nice girls do! But there was something wrong with me. Arie was the one who explained it, because her parents used to do the same: I had reached the point, she said, where I could justify things as being 'for the greater good.' If you're honest with yourself and you say, 'I want Brandon because I'm lonely and insecure and, even in the few moments I've seen him and Meredith together, I've gotten jealous of what they have, ' you can't justify it. But if you say, 'It's for Brandon's own good, ' then, it all seems so much more palatable. Right?)
But even if Brandon was being recalcitrant—well, that was okay. Because there was still Mark Spencer around.
"He did what?!" said Deborah, gaping and staring.
"And you let him?" Megan said.
"Well," I said. "Under Rule Three..."
"It's reasonable request," Debbie hissed. "You don't have to let him do anything."
"So, I wanted to," I said. "And girls, I have to say, that boy has the most talented hands."
That shut them up. Debbie and Meggie stared at me, their faces identical in astonishment.
"So he... So he," said Megan. "Touched you. Down there?"
"Uh-huh," I said.
Megan's and Debbie's eyes widened as one, and I felt like a deity unclothed before them.
"Now try and tell me The Program is a bad idea," I said, grinning.
"We-ell..." said Megan, clearly reluctant.
"I still don't think it's a good idea," Debbie said.
Okay, now here comes that out of the blue. Sometimes I'm not at all sure what these two are thinking. "Why's that?" I asked.
Debbie held her ground. "Well, I mean, it's all well and good if you're doing that with your boyfriend or whatever," she said. "But you're not. Christa, he hasn't asked you out or anything. You haven't asked him. I mean, honestly, you barely know him."
I scowled. "What are you, my mother?" Because really, the two of them were starting to sound very much alike.
Now Debbie took a step back. "No," she said. "I'm your friend. Chrissy, I want a boyfriend as much as you do. But that doesn't mean I'm going to let some random guy stick his hand down my pants."
I felt guilty—and angry, at being made to feel guilty. "I'm not wearing pants."
Debbie's eyes narrowed. "You know what I mean."
Glib and angry, I said, "No, I'm not sure I do. I mean, it's one thing for a guy to stick his hand down your pants. But it's completely another if you're naked. There's no down about it."
Debbie glared at me, her face pale with anger, and then turned away.
Walking to Comparative World Religions after the bell had rung, I thought about the argument. I felt guilty about having been so blase—No I didn't, she'd gotten what she deserved. Yes she had. End of story. But Debbie was right—it was one thing to fool around with a boyfriend, but quite another to be played with by a random stranger. So, there was only one solution.
"Zach," I said, "how do you ask someone out?"
At first it didn't seem to register; he seemed to be in his own little world. Then something connection sparked in his head and he jerked up. "I'm sorry, what?"
"Zach," I repeated, with just a hint of sarcasm. "How do you ask someone out?"
"Why are you asking me?" he said.
"Because," I said patiently. "You're very confident. You're so confident that you can say and do outrageous things and nobody has the guts to tell you to stop. If anyone would know how to ask someone out, it'd be you."
Something changed in his eyes, something I couldn't understand, and he said, "Yeah. Yeah, I suppose that'd be me."
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GayAs the last remaining echoes of the kids’ excited shouts and chatter faded away up the trail, I breathed a sigh of relief. The other leaders were taking them into Brockenhurst village for the afternoon, and I was free to enjoy my time off at last. I was 20 that summer, about to start my second year at UCL, and working over the holidays at a children’s activity camp in the New Forest. I’d taken the job primarily because I needed the money, but also because I had been anxious to...
I slid the report into the proper file just as he walked into the room. Dennis Butz stood there wearing his three-piece suit, looking as handsome and charming as any man could. But I was not to be tamed by his charm. "Hello, Linda," he said with a friendly grin. "Judge Herns isn't in today," I replied back in a frosty tone. "I'm not here to see her." "My plane leaves in less then an hour Dennis, what do you want?" I slammed the file drawer shut and walked past him to my desk...
Randi's Vacation Randi woke up to his alarm and quickly silenced it. A quick glance to his left confirmed the Denise was already up. She almost always got up before him preferring some extra time between getting ready for work and needing to walk out the door. He preferred to have enough time to get ready, eat and go. He walked to the bathroom which was right in the master bedroom. The condo they bought was a bit extravagant but provided plenty of room and they could afford it on...
Hum dono abhi bhi nange hi thay. Chalte chalte usne paad maari. Uski gaand mein abhi bhi haddi akti hui thi. Nadi kinare, jhadiyon ke bich usko bithaya. “Hug le saali madarchod. Kab se paad rahi jai bhosdiki.” Woh hugne lagi. Uski gaand se haddi nikal gayi. Uski garam moot ki dhaar mere pairo pe giri. “Saali maderjaat! Mere pairon pe mootegi. Saali raand muh khol,” main uske muh mein mootne laga. Lavda uske gale mein ghus kar mootne laga. Maine apni tange faila di aur wahi khade khade hugne...
Mera naam Rudra hai. Ek number ka harami aur besharam. Mera dimaag mere lavde mein hai, jo saala har waqt chudai ke liye uchalte rehta hai. Kasarati badan jo ghanto tak lavde ka saath deta hai. Waise toh bachpan se hi kaafi chudai ki hai. Lekin yeh wali sabse achi wali, ya yeh kahu ki sab se gandi wali hai. Main tab 30 saal ka tha. Shaadi hui nahi thi. Ghar mein rehta hi nahi tha. Naukri hi aisi thi ke sheher-sheher gaon-gaon bhatakna padta tha. Peshe se ek civil engineer, jiski degree paiso se...
Andrea Standing (part 2 of Andrea's Stand) A note at the beginning. One of the problems with writing a serial story is that the author feels a need to recap what happened in the prior portions. Please go back and read part 1, "Andrew Running". It will make this a better story. Briefly Andrew at 19, abused by his father, runs away to a distant relative, Aunt Clara. Andrew goes along with a joke played by Clara's lover Marnie, and ends up as Andrea working in Marnie's luxury used car...
There was a 70 year old grandma that moved in right next to my apartment, I was 18 at the time and my grandpa was 74. I lived with my grandpa at the time. The old grandma would come to talk to my grandpa each day, she would keep teasing him, she would flirt with him, she tried to seduce him. My grandpa ignored her at first but then he started flirting with her after a couple days. I once came out of my apartment only to see her sucking his dick outside on the porch while he was touching her...
Monday, September 14, 2005 No sooner had I sat down next to Quint than he got called down to the office. When he returned, he was stark naked. The class erupted with applause and laughter. Mrs. Adkinson shot Quint a dirty look. "I suppose you'd like relief." "In fact, I think I would," Quint responded, and sat up on her desk. He took his cock in his hand and began stroking. The room was now silent, everybody was watching Quint masturbate. He curled his beautiful toes as he continued...
Saturday, September 12, 2005 I got to the parking lot at about 10:20 to help set up. Tammy and Grace were already there. They had made signs saying "Naked Car Wash: This Way, 11-1." "We're going to stand by the side of the road with these, and nothing else," Grace explained. "Are you sure you won't cause a wreck?" I asked. "I'm pretty sure we'll slow down traffic enough that nothing serious will happen," Grace said. The girls went out with the signs at around 10:45. By 11,...
He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...
Andrea On Her Own (Part 3 of Andrea's Stand) A Note Before: If you have not read parts 1 and 2, please go back and do so. I have spent some time trying to develop the characters involved and a brief description of the plot so far will not help you much. Chapter 1: Needing More I leaned back in my chair and stretched. It had been a long hour and a half finishing the homework from my calc. class. As I stretched I felt the sweater pressing against the breast forms and glanced...
This introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
IncestThis introduction story is based on true events. All the characters mentioned are above the age of 18. For personal reasons, the names of the characters have been changed. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The writer does not believe in any kind of discrimination or disrespect towards women. The story has been written for sexual satisfaction and should be held in the same regard. “Aah!” Nandini moaned as my thick member entered her...
IncestSant Ghoshal-Anand Goswami ‘pahunche huye’ siddh purush ya mahatma hn.Sundar Van ke ghane jungle me Aadiwasi basti se sata unka ‘Slddhashram’ h.swami ji vese to Raam Bhakti ki rasik shakha Sakhi Sampraday ke bhakt hn lekin vo Shiv Bhagvan ke nagn rup ke upasak bhi hn.Isi liye unke Ashram me ghuste hi ek sundar Shiva Ling sthaapit milta h. kaha jata h ki yeh ”Swaymbhu Lingam” h, arthat iska nirman kisi kaarigar ne nahin kiya, ye to uska apne aap bana prakritik rup h.ye nitya ling h. Swami ji ke...
Mandy's sickest stories - Mandy reloadedAuthor: SickoChickMandyAuthor's email: mandydarkfantasies [at] gmail [dot] comTags: F/f, torture, snuff, feet, nc, cannibalismProofread by EmmaPNote, that English is not my native language, so my writing will surely have many grammatical and syntax errors just as improper usage of expressions. I can only hope someone will still find it exciting. Be aware, this is graphic, brutal and extreme. I read it after writing and scared of myself.DisclaimerThis...
Andrew Running (part 1 of Andrea's Stand) Chapter 1: Running I called my Aunt Clara from the bus station. She didn't seem that surprised to hear from me and when I explained why I was there she told me to walk a couple of blocks to the local diner and get myself a cup of coffee. She'd pick me up in about half an hour. I sat and sipped chocolate milk and tried to eat a pastry while I glanced nervously out of the window waiting for my father to show up and force me into his...
Thursday, September 10, 2005 I decided since I was going to be naked all day anyway, that it wasn't any use to put on any more clothes than the law required. I just pulled on boxers and a pair of jeans. I decided to put on an anklet for Bernie's benefit. My hair was starting to grow back a little, so I went ahead and shaved it again. When Bernie saw me, he was impressed. "You look great," he said, and leaned in to kiss me. "Not yet, let's save it for school," I responded, and we...
Tuesday, September 15, 2005 I woke up and stumbled into the bathroom. I looked down and noticed that my finger and toenails were painted hot pink. I showered, but the polish wouldn't come off. I went downstairs, were my parents were in the kitchen, both naked. "Do you know what happened to my nails?" I asked. My mom laughed. "That would be your friend Quint's doing," she said. "But how'd he get inside?" "We let him in. It pays you back for that time when you were four years old...
Thursday, September 18, 2005 As we undressed, the locker room was abuzz with talk of Hunter's email. The guys seemed universally in favor of the plan, but some of the girls were apprehensive about shaving their heads. Hunter relieved them by pointing out that they just needed to cut their hair short enough to fit under a cap. I ended up being late to first bell, so I didn't have the opportunity to request relief. I noticed that the barefoot trend was becoming more pronounced. I sat down...
by Millie Dynamite Jaden and I meet a few weeks after he transferred to the Naval base just outside of town. I sat on a bar stool sipping my Pappy Van Winkle when this tall African-American man in full dress uniform sat next to me. He whore captain’s bars. He possessed an air of authority. I nodded to him when perched on the next stool. He returned my nod with his own acknowledgment, in a deep voice he said, “Yo.” He spoke without looking at me. “I’ll have bourbon, make it a shot of Evan...
This is a story about seduction and transformation that’s written about a real-life sissy named Brandon Hippel, Brandon’s a cute little limp-wristed sissy-faggot from Abington Pennsylvania that loves to be humiliated and exposed online. She loves feminization, crossdressing, being exposed online, humiliation, anal play, degradation, being captioned, taking pictures, and talking to new people, so feel free to contact her through these various social media; Her kik is; HumiliationSlut2Her email...
Armand Wilson sat in his home office/study sighing. From the office, things had looked pretty good; business was on track, and Sharon appeared to be handling her new situation well. But in the car on the way home, Armand began getting bad vibes, and when he arrived at his mansion, things were even worse. Everyone on staff was walking around as if on eggshells. It took Armand about twenty minutes' worth of snooping, but the situation resolved itself -- the Hernandez' quarters were an armed...
by Oediplex 8==3~ The sweetest mom discovers her boy is both convenient and delightful. [She also recounts when her dad fucked her at nineteen!] Like the name of Madame DeVille's moniker, Cruella, some names fit the personality they are bestowed upon. Disney came up with that evil woman's apropos handle. My mother's folks named their only child, a daughter, Candy. This was shortly before the infamous 1968 movie was out. Though there were aspects of mom that paralleled the...
Wednesday, September 9, 2005 It was my turn to drive. My Accord wasn't as cool as Bernie's Mustang, but it would get us there. I noticed that he was already barefoot, except for a loose hemp anklet on his right foot. "Are you going to the meeting this afternoon?" I asked. "Yeah, why?" "Quint's cousin suggested that we get local bands to do a benefit show, and I thought your band might want to play it. Also, he and Christine might try out." "What instruments do they...
Well, now it's time for school. Candace and I go to a small high school, not private, but because we are so rich, it is not exactly public either. The students have been screened by my fathers' security teams; they are all exceptionally bright, well mannered, not prone to causing trouble, and to add ice cream to the pie, all are very good looking. There are 40 students, 20 boys and 20 girls. When the school was larger it had state champion quality teams in boys basketball, girls volleyball...
This is a story about a sexual FANTASY written for consenting adults. If you're not both of those, don't read it. Characters in a FANTASY don't get sick or die unless I want them to. In real life, people who don't use condoms and other safe-sex techniques do get sick and die. You don't live in a FANTASY so be safe. The fictional characters in my stories are trained and experienced in acts of FANTASY - don't try to do what they do - someone could get hurt. If you think you know somebody...
Dear sexstory friends, this is Rajesh presently working in Bangalore in an MNC and I would like to share my past experiences with you people. I am a 38 years old horny man with a slightly big cock of 8 inches and satisfied many girls and Aunties from past 20 years. Any unsatisfied girls, Ladies and widows can feel free to chat with me on The incident happened when I was 18 years old and studying PUC in Bangalore, when a new Malayali neighbours occupied the vacant house next to our home. They...
(MMF, wife sharing) At the time I write this story Andrea, (My wife) is 36 years old, and quite a knockout. She's always been into bodybuilding and has been a runner since she was a k**. With all of the attention that she has given herself, it really shows. At her age she still has a hard body, and a deep rich "California Girl" tan. Her chestnut hair is beautiful. And her dark brown eyes seem to see right through me sometimes. My Andrea is a beautiful "self made" woman that any man would be...
Nandhini Chechi fed me her excess breast milk and surrendered her pussy to my 8” cock.Dear friends, this is Rajesh presently working in Bangalore in an MNC and I would like to share my past experiences with you people. I am a 38 years old horny man with a slightly big cock of 8 inches and satisfied many girls and Aunties from past 20 years. Any unsatisfied girls, Ladies and widows can feel free to chat with me on [email protected] The incident happened when I was 18...
Disclaimer: This chapter, like all chapters of the Brandee series is intended for adults only. Additionally, no part of this story may be reproduced without the permission of the author. Becoming Brandee Chapter Fourteen: It was almost a year since I had been transformed from smart independent CD girl, Jenni, into sweet dumb and adorable bimbo, Brandee. It was also Halloween and the final evening performance of my promotional tour being staged back where it all started, the...
Andee felt a little reluctant as she stared at the calendar hanging on her kitchen wall. Scribbled in among her children’s sports and music lessons were the pending dates of her fall travel schedule again. At one time, she loved the idea of jetting off for a few days every month to another distant location for business, easily slipping into her professional role as a career woman on the move; but this time around, she felt a little hesitant.Of course, a big part of her reluctance was a direct...
Wife LoversAndee felt a little reluctant as she stared at the calendar hanging on her kitchen wall. Scribbled in among her children’s sports and music lessons were the pending dates of her fall travel schedule again. At one time, she loved the idea of jetting off for a few days every month to another distant location for business, easily slipping into her professional role as a career woman on the move; but this time around, she felt a little hesitant.Of course, a big part of her reluctance was a direct...
Wife LoversThere weren’t many people in Andee’s day-to-day life that knew about her naughty little secret. Even though she had been posing on an adult website for over twelve years, she had managed to keep it under wraps for the most part; and the people to whom she did disclose the information fell into two categories: intimate friends and persons of seductive interest.Her good friend Bella – a wild one in her own right – was someone Andee had entrusted with the knowledge. In fact, Bella had often played...
Wife LoversThere weren’t many people in Andee’s day-to-day life that knew about her naughty little secret. Even though she had been posing on an adult website for over twelve years, she had managed to keep it under wraps for the most part; and the people to whom she did disclose the information fell into two categories: intimate friends and persons of seductive interest.Her good friend Bella – a wild one in her own right – was someone Andee had entrusted with the knowledge. In fact, Bella had often played...
Wife LoversAndee carefully removed the letter from the envelope. She had just come home from work to find it placed on her pillow, plainly marked "Just For You." She knew it was from her husband, as he had departed on his business trip earlier that day. And, as he often did, he had some scheme cooked up to add a little excitement to her life. This time the plan was for her to travel to meet him at the end of his trip in Las Vegas. He was attending a trade show and managed to get an extra flight. What she...
Wife LoversI had just finished my first year of college and my mom and dad insisted that I go with them on a quick summer trip to visit one of mom’s old college buddies in Austin, Texas. Normally, I don’t mind such gatherings, but for some reason or another, Austin just didn’t appeal to me. I had been there many years before and didn’t find the city attractive. When we arrived, there were the customary hugs and greetings- since our family is Hispanic. (You have to love a culture that embraces hugging!) I...
First TimeAndee settled in for another flight. Her new job had been taking her all over the place the past few months, but the light was almost at the end of the tunnel. This trip to Las Vegas would be the last for the year. The other bonus is that she only had to spend a couple days on her own, as her husband had managed to make some changes to his own plans and would meet her for a bit of an extended weekend. The last time they had been together in Sin City, things had been … interesting. It was a...
Andee smiled as she read the text message on her phone. Before breakfast, she had sent a somewhat vague note to her friend from the night before about wanting to try Roulette again, wondering if he might interpret the suggested sexual undertones – especially after the enthusiastic round of sex from the night before. She thought for a moment, wondering just how acquainted she wanted to get with Connor. It seemed her “one-night stands” in her sexual adventure were more like weekend-long affairs,...
Wife LoversAndee settled in for another flight. Her new job had been taking her all over the place the past few months, but the light was almost at the end of the tunnel. This trip to Las Vegas would be the last for the year. The other bonus is that she only had to spend a couple days on her own, as her husband had managed to make some changes to his own plans and would meet her for a bit of an extended weekend. The last time they had been together in Sin City, things had been ... interesting. It was a...
Wife LoversAndee held her coffee in both hands as she sipped on it. Thecombination of her hangover, sexual exhaustion and lack of sleep, left her struggling to bring her mind around to some sort of clarity. Her hands were a little shaky as she stared blankly at the cup. “I’m not too sure about all the details,” she mumbled across the table at her smiling husband. He seemed to be enjoying the whole thing a bit too much and had been pressing her for some information about her encounter. She hadn’t yet...
Andee held her coffee in both hands as she sipped on it. Thecombination of her hangover, sexual exhaustion and lack of sleep, left her struggling to bring her mind around to some sort of clarity. Her hands were a little shaky as she stared blankly at the cup. “I’m not too sure about all the details,” she mumbled across the table at her smiling husband. He seemed to be enjoying the whole thing a bit too much and had been pressing her for some information about her encounter. She hadn’t yet...
Wife LoversMs Nandhini – My School TeacherBy KINGPHANTOMEmail: [email protected] 2Lesson – 1 – How to MasturbateThe morning after I Dry Humped our new class teacher’s ass on our school bus. I woke up hearing my older sister Nithya chechi (Starring “Nithya Menon”) calling out my name. “Shyam you idiot, come on get up. You are late for school. I am gonna tell mom, you better get up.” She shouted at me. It’s a curse to share a room with your older sister. She wants to decide on everything that’s...
Andee edged her way through the crowd surrounding the luggage belt. She was happy to finally be off the plane after the three hour flight from Toronto, but still had some peculiar emotions about being in Houston. Ever since her encounter with Don back at the conference in Chicago she had been maintaining a casual connection with him, mostly on a professional level. When she received his invitation to come to Texas for a few days to explore first hand some of the research developments his...
Wife LoversBecoming Brandee Chapter Eight: Sitting at my vanity I carefully outlined my lips. Then I pulled out a tube of china pink lipstick and coated them. My refection pleased me so much. Finally, I coated my pretty colored lips with two coats of shiny sticky lip gloss. I winked at Richard reflected in my mirror who was watching me get ready for work. I then stood up to face him in my freshly ironed cocktail waitress uniform. Today I would be wearing my pink uniform. I loved wearing...
Andee woke to the sound of the shower running. Looking at the digital clock beside the bed she saw that it was just after 6:00 a.m. As she sat up in the bed, she was trying to shake out the cobwebs and jetlag in her head when the realization of what had gone on the night before became obvious. She was naked but couldn’t exactly remember at what point during the night her lingerie had come off. She rolled out of the bed, made her way to the closet and pulled on a t-shirt from her suitcase. She...
Wife LoversThe whole matter began shortly after Andee’s 38th birthday. She had made one of the biggest decisions of her life and cropped her long brown hair into a cute “pixie” cut. It was a drastic change in her mind, and not long after she began to feel that she wasn’t being “noticed” as much as she had been when her hair was long. “Men prefer long hair,” she complained to her husband one night, not long after she made the dramatic transformation. But despite his constant reassurances, she still felt...
Wife LoversIt had been a long time in coming. Andee wasn’t sure if having to “pay up” for losing a friendly bet with her co-worker was just a passing joke in the hallway, or if he was serious about collecting on it. As a thirty-eight year old mom of two very active boys and career woman, she enjoyed a bit of adventure in her life and this was the second time in a year she had found herself confronted with a sexual complication with her friend. Without question, Andee had been a shameless flirt with Paul,...
Wife LoversAs the bus pulled up to Dee's house, Dee gave her friend a hug and wished her good luck. Dee got off the bus and it continued on the route. Just a few minutes later, the bus stopped in front of Brandi's house. She got off the bus and went into the house. Since her parents weren't home, she went up to her room. Since her parents wouldn't be home for awhile, Brandi decided that she would do her homework, but she would do it naked. Shucking off her clothes, Brandi sat down at her desk,...
Becoming Brandee Chapter Seven Today may be one of the most important days of my new bimbo life. I go for my job interview today. I am so nervous. I so want to get this job. Lisa seems to think I am a shoe in. But I am nervous. I so want this job. It means a lot to me and I think it will mean a lot to Richard and I know it will help continue to rein....reinfer...re...make me more comfortable as a bimbo girl happy in her role.To support me, Lisa came over and we went through my...
Disclaimer: This chapter, like all chapters of the Becoming Brandee series are intended for adult readers only. Reproduction in any form may not be done without permission of the author. Becoming Brandee, Chapter Eleven: Julie and I crawled into bed together spent as Richard retired to his room. However, just before heading up to bed, Benjamin and I shared a private moment at the door before he headed back to his home. He kissed me tenderly and told me that he'd like to see me...
We woke up mid morning the next day. I rang down to the servants house and asked that breakfast be served in about an hour. I hustled Candace into the shower, telling Candy that we couldn't play; I had a big day planned for us. And that of course set off a round of what? and why won't you tell me, and I don't care if it's a surprise, which finally ended with several swats to the ass cheeks and a gesture towards the shower. Point made, game, set, match; for now anyway. I went through...
Disclaimer: Like all chapters of the Brandee series, this one is inteded for adult readers only. Becoming Brandee, Chapter Twelve I am now in my fourth month of my tour of gentleman's clubs and adult bookstores and I am really enjoying myself. Julie came out a few weekends ago and had such a fun time watching me in my glory. She says she is going to finish up her Doctorial work sooner than expected and that we might get some more time together. I would really enjoy that as I...
“We’re here!” Grandma cried as she and Grandpa came through the front door with their suitcases. “Grandma!” the children shouted as quickly the five of them surrounded their Grandparents. Grandma and Grandpa hugged them all – letting their hands grab the firm young asses of their grandchildren. Grandma took special care to press her massive bosom against their chests feeling her nipples harden as she did. Grandpa’s large pecker had been hard since...