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"Wakey, wakey!" Even Karen didn't want to get up but she had to get the group to the gym for their 6:30 slot. Eventually with a little chivvying with light taps of the strap, they were all in their gowns and slippers and hand in hand ready to be marched to the gym. Michael needed considerable persuasion before he moved but Karen was determined there were some things he would have to do and gym was one of them. She noticed his eyes had lost their faraway look and he was aware of his surroundings but she feared he was very angry too and his arse was sore and only the presence of the officers forced him to act normally, or nearly so. "Perhaps Pauline was right in that we were overtaxing his brain by withholding some things from him." He scowled at his wife when made to hold her hand but said nothing.
Coach was in a good mood. "Com'mn in me beauties, hang them stupid smocks up cus they only get in the way and hide nothing much and I need to see how much exercise your arses can take. I guess your muscles will be a bit stiff today and maybe they'll still be tender. Face the wall. Oh, yes. Some are really tender I can see and colourful too. Okay, first we'll do a circuit of the room..." By the time the half hour was up, all were sweating and were rubbing their sore bottoms. Coach washed Elizabeth but Pauline and the professor washed themselves.
"Are you one of the girls who are free tonight?" Coach asked.
"Not really, I think Dave should be free until the four o'clock shift. Pauline may be. I expect Professor Whale will work half the night so you should get a good night's sleep ... if that's what you want." Elizabeth laughed. She quite liked Coach but fancied Dave more. Before they left, Coach had a word with Karen.
"Today, we are going to build on what we learned yesterday," Karen started the morning's lesson, "First the all important foreplay and then a change of position into the so-called doggie style when the man enters the woman from the rear, like Michael did yesterday, but without the force and with consideration for the woman's tender bum..."
"Knock. Knock." Giggles. Karen wasn't pleased at the interruption. Two women, in orange prison garb with their names stencilled across their chest, stood at the door, a cleaning cart in front of them. "Please ma'am they've sent us to change the sheets and clean the room," the older of the two said trying not to giggle further. The younger one just stood, eyes and mouth wide open.
"Sit on the bed over there by the officers and wait until I've shown the film and then we'll see what we can arrange. And shut the giggling otherwise you might find out how we deal with miscreants here." She turned back to her class. For the morning only, I've been able to enlist the help of these two fine young lads, Colin and Joe, to service our two single ladies. I'm assured they know what they are doing but we'll soon find out. First we'll watch the DVD."
Hardly had it started and the girls giggled and the older one's voice commented on the film. Annoyed, Karen paused it. "Stand up!" The women jumped at the barked command. "I warned you what might happen if you gave me cause for complaint. Perhaps now is the time for you to find out."
"Whatcha go'in to do ma'am? Spank our botties?"
"Stand up please Pauline. A little more than a spanking I think Millie." No one enlightened Millie that the stripes were not Karen's doing.
"Yer wouldna do that to me! I'm not in yer group of weirdo's."
The carpet cleaner wearily strode to his last customer’s door. He peered down at his work order. ‘Mrs. Bachman. Hmrph.’ Probably another old saggy bitch, he mused, adjusting himself as he made his away towards the door. You see, the carpet cleaner wasn’t exactly getting satisfied at home by Mrs. Carpet Cleaner, so he derived enjoyment from teasing lonely housewives whose husbands were far too occupied with office matters to tend to their bedroom duties. The carpet cleaner rang the doorbell....
Acting as a Cleaning Lady An Unfinished Story by Susannah Donim Circumstances force Dave to take up a humiliating new career, but it turns out to suit him better than he expected. Chapter 2 - My Sister's Cleaner On the whole my work at the bank had been going well for the last few months since we had returned from Spain. The team in Madrid had been quite small and mostly responsible for migrating the latest software to the Spanish networks. I often had to visit regional...
I was just her window cleaner. If I had any feelings for Marie I had them right now. But I was only her window cleaner for God’s sake. So what brought all this about that I could feel so intimate with a woman twice my age, who had no particular sexual attraction for me – having always been drawn to women my age? I shall tell you… Marie lived in a country cottage in Dartmoor, South Devon and managed a smallholding generally on her own, because her husband had long passed but occasionally she had...
The one thing I was struggling with since Lisa went to college was housekeeping, I hated doing it and could never do it as good as Lisa did, typical man. Seeing Lisa running around the house pushing a hoover in a scanty pair of panties was the highlight of my week, what’s not to like?.I decided I needed a cleaner, nothing heavy just someone to run the hoover round, do some ironing and washing etc. I surfed around some free ads to see who was looking for work and saw a couple of possibilities...
I was just her window cleaner. If I had any feelings for Marie I had them right now. But I was only her window cleaner for God’s sake. So what brought all this about that I could feel so intimate with a woman twice my age, who had no particular sexual attraction for me - having always been drawn to women my age? I shall tell you… Marie lived in a country cottage in Dartmoor, South Devon and managed a smallholding generally on her own, because her husband had long passed but occasionally she had...
Straight SexRichard dragged the last of the heavy electrical cables across the floor and finished plugging them in. Stepping back, he retrieved a rag from his pocket to mop his brow while he surveyed his work. The floor was covered with a thick conglomeration of cables that lead from a series of panels on one end of the room, across to the one he was working on. From there, they disappeared behind the machine, terminating at a box mounted on the wall beside it. Basically, the machine itself was an...
“A lot of things can be judged by one question. All it depends is who is asking who and what. Please pay attention to my words, I do not repeat myself. My name is not to be told until further notice, and where we are will not be uncovered until I judge so. Are you ready to comply? “ My name is Atlas DeWitt. I am a cleaner. I clean whoever is needed by whoever wants whoever cleaned. I served in the Soviet Special Forces until the end of the USSR, when I decided to move to Bulgaria. I...
Monica arrived at Jeff’s house to do her normal twice a week cleaning job for him. Monica was nineteen years old, and Jeff was forty-eight years old and divorced. Monica had cleaned for Jeff for several months already and he enjoyed having the teenager around the house.Monica wore her usual skimpy vest top with a bare midriff and tight cotton shorts. She always found that they were the most appropriate clothes for cleaning so that none of her better clothes got stained. She knew that Jeff...
SpankingI had just showered and sat down with a cold one when my phone rang, it was Dennis the boss and he had a quote for me, the price albeit a little high was reasonable considering the ‘extras’ so I agreed for him and Kate to come over tomorrow.“Will the back entrance be accessible?” he asked, I liked Dennis as he was full of inuendo’s and I told him my back entrance was always open and he laughed as we both had the same sense of humour, “That’s good” he said, “Katie likes to use the back entrance...
My Weekend as a Cleaner Belladonna [Author's Note: This is my second partially autobiographical story. The names and some events have been changed to protect the innocent.] I have to admit that I was not sold on the idea when Derek pitched it to me. I was trusting of my friend though, and he was open minded enough to ask. Derek has been my best friend since childhood. We've shared everything over the years and nothing has ever come between us, not even when he came...
My House cleaner PART 2 Please read PART1 first It was Tuesday morning just one more day before I would see Kate, this past week has taken an age to pass I could barely concentrate on my work. What if she didn’t turn up at home or even worse not turn up at the office how the hell I would explain that, as Kate was always happy and conscientious. I had booked a day’s holiday for the Wednesday, as I wasn’t sure what time Kate would arrive at my house. The minutes seemed like hours at around 11.30...
EroticCleaner Christmas************************************************* Copyright Oggbashan November 2013 (Edited December 2013)The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.*************************************************It was a damp, cold late November, a Friday evening as our three-card...
I just lost my job, 2 month ago. My friends were little help in finding me another one. It had been close to 4 years since I had to fill out a resume and go on interviews. First I was living week to week. Now I'm living day to day. Eating noodles and bumming day old pizza from my friends. I even had to use the bathroom at a local gas station, because my water got shut off in my small apartment. I was dreading having to see my landlord at the end of the week. I had never been 3 months behind...
Buck's Big Boob Bed Time Story....I just lost my job, 2 month ago. My friends were little help in finding me another one. It had been close to 4 years since I had to fill out a resume and go on interviews. First I was living week to week. Now I'm living day to day. Eating noodles and bumming day old pizza from my friends. I even had to use the bathroom at a local gas station, because my water got shut off in my small apartment. I was dreading having to see my landlord at the end of the week. I...
I just lost my job, 2 month ago. My friends were little help in finding me another one. It had been close to 4 years since I had to fill out a resume and go on interviews. First I was living week to week. Now I'm living day to day. Eating noodles and bumming day old pizza from my friends. I even had to use the bathroom at a local gas station, because my water got shut off in my small apartment. I was dreading having to see my landlord at the end of the week. I had never been 3 months behind on...
It was fair to say that after that much cum had been squirted out of 4 cocks we had to send the cleaner in. I think it was Alex who got to clear that up. He was however, experienced with cleaning up cum. He could hoover up cum in his arse and mouth, although I do remember one guest who gave him nearly more than he could take.We had a last minute booking and Alex had gone to clean the room in a rush before the client arrived, but he hadn’t managed to get it finished before KJ arrived. KJ was...
It was a sunny July day when I was able to take my first full-time job. I was 19 at the time and as a young boy it was incredibly exciting for me to finally be able to spend my own money. I was hired as a cleaner in an office building. My first day at work was supposed to be monday at 4 p.m. As befits an exemplary employee, I appeared on time. The building was spectacular, standing at the entrance I felt so small.The first person I met was a young woman, eye-catching before the age of 30. She...
im a primary school pe teacher and im 23, 2 weeks ago my boyfriend took a week of holidy and as schools are closed for summer break.i was also off from work.we were at my house and… im a primary school pe teacher and im 23, 2 weeks ago my boyfriend took a week of holidy and as schools are closed for summer break.i was also off from work.we were at my house and it was about 1.30 ish and my boyfriend said lets go upstairs.So i said ok and went into my bedroom and i pulled the curtains...
ExhibitionismLet me suck your tits while everyone has gone home. Many years ago, before I met my wife,there was a retirement do at the office. A mature woman,married, but I had a fancy for, had a few too many drinks. She was 37 years old. a lovely figure, but beautiful large tits. As everyone was leaving, we ended up in the filing room, snogging. It was then I asked if I could suck her tits.She heaved one out of her bra and I began to suck her nipple, which very soon grew in length to nearly an inch.As I...
MILFmy friends always told me that my college teacher had a thing for me but i didn't listen to them, i thought it was just another bullshit. she a brunet well fit, big tits and ass. just a week before we broke up for xmas she told me to see her in her office at 7pm, at that that time the only people in the building are the cleaners. so i went to her office and she asked me to sit down.she was wearing a skirt but nothing under it, whilst we were talking she would spread her legs wide every now and...
I was off work for the day, time off owed to me that had to be used or it would be lost. It was cold and raining so I was enjoying a wonderful free day in the house. Curtains were drawn, phone was turned off, and I was indulging in some very enjoyable (and safe) self-bondage.I had dressed in a sexy nightie, see-through, very short and low-cut, fastened with just a single bow at each shoulder, just to make me feel naughty and playful. My ankles were secured to a spreader bar fixed to the bottom...
BDSMCurrently I am a temporary IT worker, I tend to work long hours meaning I can be the last to leave at night. The office where I work is cleaner by contract workers mostly the same people. I have noticed an Indian lady probably about 35 years old medium height long black hair tied back. She is slightly tubby with an amazing pair of large tits. I always try and speak to her and try to make her laugh as she has a beautiful smile with lovely white teeth. I have invited her out for a drink several...
The Window Cleaner Pippa held out Jennie’s hands with her own outstretched arms whilst studying her from head to toe. “Very professional in a sexy way,” she declared with a devilish grin, “go get him and zap him between the eyes!” Jennie laughs. “You’re mad! I’m not after anyone, honest.”“Give me a break,” said Pippa, “for the last six months you have dressed for work like an old prude and suddenly today you are wearing a mini-skirt up to your ass?”“We are not all like you,” Jennie replied...
The Window Cleaner Pippa held out Jennie’s hands with her own outstretched arms whilst studying her from head to toe. “Very professional in a sexy way,” she declared with a devilish grin, “go get him and zap him between the eyes!” Jennie laughs. “You’re mad! I’m not after anyone, honest.”“Give me a break,” said Pippa, “for the last six months you have dressed for work like an old prude and suddenly today you are wearing a mini-skirt up to your ass?”“We are not all like you,” Jennie replied...
The Window Cleaner Pippa held out Jennie’s hands with her own outstretched arms whilst studying her from head to toe. “Very professional in a sexy way,” she declared with a devilish grin, “go get him and zap him between the eyes!” Jennie laughs. “You’re mad! I’m not after anyone, honest.”“Give me a break,” said Pippa, “for the last six months you have dressed for work like an old prude and suddenly today you are wearing a mini-skirt up to your ass?”“We are not all like you,” Jennie replied...
Karen was worried. Day six of the programme and since the incident with Coach and Michael, all had been calm and her students had made the effort to perform the exercises, even the ones they weren't keen on and they'd tried to satisfy their partners and give them some pleasure. She thought anal sex would be a problem, and to some extent it was, but with the training butt plugs and some slick lubrication, she finally got them to arse fuck although most of them would only do it again if...
hey again, hope your all well and not going to crazy stuck indoors. Heres another true story from me to keep you entertained. This Particular incident happened around a 2 years ago roughly and was very fun. would love an opportunity like this to pop up again.Myself and James had our house and i had given birth to our son a year before. Mine and James' Sex life was ok but a little stagnant... nowhere near as filthy as id gotten else where or had previous. it was just the usual run of the...
Night has drawn in and the moon casts a silvery glow on the garden. As I sithere naked at the table, I am trying to come to terms with what has happenedtoday. I concentrate on my task. My left arm is firmly emplaced within the boot; I splay my hand inside thefoot to press against the leather, as my right pushes down with the soft cloth;describing firm circles across the smooth skin. The tang of polish mingleswith the aroma of my mistress; I stop for a millisecond and breathe in deeplythrough...
"Good afternoon Karen, this is Dr. Robertson from the Lab. Sorry, I have a problem for you. I've just done the final screening on your boot camp candidates and Peter John Rossman's has come up HIV positive. Must have been a very recent infection because it didn't show in the preliminary checks but is beginning to show after being incubated for a week. Most likely he had sex with another male as nearly all UK women are vaccinated against it early on in their lives. As you know the vaccine...
"We're all ready when you are Karen. Three female officers outside the women's cells and two male officers, three when I get there, ready outside the men's. They all asleep?" "Thanks George. All except for the professor and he's mumbling calculations or something as usual. I wonder just what is going on in his mind. Doubt I would understand it anyway! I'll give them a few more minutes and then a sharp awakening, boot camp style, seeing that's what they think it is. We should make it...
boot-y girl part 1 The sole of his boot was pressed down hard on her face so that it coveredher eyes and crushed her nose down so that she was barely able to breathe..The heel of the boot forced her mouth to be streteched wide open and completelyfilled with his boot-meat. He was bucking the heel of his boot like a cockin her mouth, in and out, forcing her to gag on it, never letting her havea moment to take a breath. Between deep mouth thrusts with his heel, he forcefullyground the sole of...
I was laying in my bed, watching a downloaded porno on my headphones, as I had private room, enjoying the feel of my hard cock in my hand, the sensation breaking my boredom. Suddenly I heard a gasp. Looking up I saw that the cleaner had walked in, and i had not heard her knock. I quickly put my cock back in my pants, but the blush on her face showed that she had obviously gotten a good eyeful of my manhood! In an awkward silence, she quickly mopped the floor, and hormones still coursing...
THE CLEANER - CHAPTER 4 Atlas quickly got back up and pushed the ignition button. The engine sparked ready, and the automatic gearbox immediately locked into gear. He pressed the pedal, and the car gripped on the dirt just before falling off the cliff, spinning it’s tyres and taking off. The black SUV gave chase. “What the hell is happening!?” asked Kate in panic. “Must be someone that doesn’t like us. Just-“ He was cut off by a powerful jolt to the side, caused by the SUV ramming...
CHAPTER 2 – THE CLEANER Atlas is a person with a very dark story. He has seen things most people would be scarred for life if they saw. And he has done even worse. In order to survive in such conditions, one must be able to keep his temple, his body, trained hard to withstand the harshness. But there’s one thing that can never be withstandable no matter how hard one has trained. “Goddamit!” “What? Are you ok?” “What did you feel these bags with? Rocks and bricks?” “Hey, it’s...
Jeff was getting increasingly concerned that his friend, Dave, was still in the house, as Monica was due to arrive in just a few minutes. Dave was also forty-eight-years-old.Jeff realised that it was probably his own fault as he had described how Monica always wore skimpy clothes which were usually a vest top with their midriff, and a very short very tight cotton skirt, all of which showed off her well-toned arms and legs and flat tummy. She was also well developed and the vest top tended to...
SpankingThe classified advert in our local newsletter was slightly ambiguous.Elderly bachelor seeks services of a naked cleaner. Details plus photo to Box 3679.It was pretty obvious that this horny old gent was looking for someone like a gorgeous young Latino who he could feast his lascivious eyes on, while she polished the mahogany sideboard. Culminating, no doubt, with a session in the bedroom, followed by a generous payment for services rendered. All perfectly harmless and certainly a lot safer than...
MatureA new day had dawned and I was dozing on the bed when a text came through from Debbie asking me to meet Benji in the park at lunchtime because she forgot to pay me and had given Benji an envelope for me, I text her back to say it was fine and to meet at Doris’s café.I took a quick shower and after a quick coffee headed off to the park, it was a hot day so shorts and tee shirt was the order of the day.I arrived at the park and got a coffee from Doris, she wasn’t busy and we chatted, I told her I...
John had a busy job as a company business director. He was constantly working. He was a nice guy- warm and friendly. Yet the dedication to his work had taken its toll on his marriage, and a few months ago his wife had left him- ran away with the local plumber. John didn’t have much time for housework, but liked to keep a tidy home. When Heather, one of the secretaries at work, told him that her daughter needed a part time job, he was happy to hire her as a cleaner.Chelsea was 18 years old. She...
I must start by saying this was not something we had spoked about ...My work allowed me to on occasions pop home during work time ...we have 2 c***dren so on these occasions we would take the opportunity to have our most passionate sex ...not having to worry about noise or c***dren being about .On one of these times we was in the midst of a hot session, we was in the bedroom I had her bent over on the bed my cock sliding in and out of her ...then there was a bang coming from the window we both...
Following on from my previous entry my sister and I continued to play together but she just wouldn’t let me fuck her. I would lick her and suck her clit at every opportunity and end up with 3 sometimes four figures driving into her sopping wet cunt but she just wouldn’t let me bury my cock in her.Don’t get me wrong her cock sucking was excellent and she would swallow my cum every time but there was just a little something missing!She then came up with an idea – if I wanted to bury my rock hard...
As I was on my own for the day I decided as I'd hadn't had sex for a while, at least three days, I'd treat myself to a couple of hours on xhamster, it had been a while since i was last on. I sat watching the latest vids and catching up on the latest stories when I was feeling incredibly turned on, sat on the sofa rubbing my cock.All of a sudden I heard a strange noise outside. Fucking marvellous I said to myself, as I went round the back to see what the noise was, there was Neil our window...
In the late 70’s and early 80’s I worked for an industrial cleaning company, we cleaned windows etc in many heavy industries and companies in and around our area. We also did a few private houses; we did everything from clearing gutters to clearing basements and everything in between. I was in the office one morning when we got a call from a Mr Andrews he had recently moved into a large house in its own grounds and he wanted a quote for cleaning the windows inside and out, clearing all the...
Many years ago I used to employ a young (23 year old) )single mum, Lyn, to do housework couple of mornings a week. She was a tall, long legged, blonde with a little belly and rather attractive cute face.One morning I had to go back home because I'd forgotten some paperwork. I heard the vacuum cleaner humming away upstairs, a real noisy thing it was. I called out but got no reply, so I gathered the papers from the dining table where I'd been working on them the night before and decided to pop...
“How’s you leg Nikki?” I asked as I stood up looking down at my young cleaner who only had her tee shirt on, she turned herself over and smiled, “Feels good sir, I think you cured it sir, thank you sir I feel so good sir” she sighed as she looked at me standing there with my limp cock hanging out the fly of my boxers. I was so happy and even more happy seeing her laying there naked from the waist down with her little tuft of fine pubic hair glistening with the moisture generated from her...
"Do you mind me playing with your breasts, your tits Lynn?" They lay side-by-side on the bed at the end of the row that they now considered 'theirs'. The others in the group and the officers, sat watching the lunchtime news on TV and Karen, ensconced in her little office, typed her report of the morning's session. Lunch that day was a quiet affair. The chairs, comfortable enough in normal circumstances, felt very hard on their tortured bottoms and the group returned to their room as...
Under Her Boot by Throne "Are you almost done, you lazy sissy?" From out in the hall, Wife/Mistress Rosanna sounded more impatient than she had a half hour ago, the last time she'd fired this question at her husband. Corey, short and slight, with bland features and pale blond hair worn at collar length, was kneeling on their bedroom floor, wearing only panties and stockings. He had emptied out all the boots from the bottom of her closet, wiped each one down with care, cleaned all...
My first day on the job didn't begin too well I was having trouble picking the orders and finding my way through the companies computer system... I had been hired through my parole officer who's friend a fellow Marine had agreed to give me a chance I was trying my best but I was having a hard time and I made more than a few mistakes so when Mr Jameson called me to his office I thought oh brother here we go fired on the first day that's not going to look good at all! I entered his office it was...
Amazon - Part 11: Boot Camp By Itinerant Edited by Amelia R Biographer's Note: This is Nicole's story. It covers those events and people she finds notable in her life and chooses to share. If you have problems with it, take it up with her. I'm just a glorified stenographer. ********** Wednesday, April 7, 2275 The Settlement Interlude 2: Nicole paused in her narrative, stretched, and checked the time. "Oh my! We've managed to while away the entire...
Army Boot Camp - BBW STYLE!Chapter 1Back when I was in the army, I spent a few years as a boot camp instructor. It was always an interesting experience watching a group of completely disorganized, scared, and naive group of strangers turn into a cohesive, trained platoon of soldiers.Cohesion and teamwork are key, and as a drill sergeant, I always emphasized that they would only get through the course together. If they chose to argue, bicker and work against each other, they wouldn't make it...
It was 9pm in the night of a long hard day at the office, and although the end was almost in sight I was still bitter. The migration of our billing system to a new software had started off easily enough; but thanks to the sheer incompetence of the morons who I had the pleasure of calling my colleagues, I had the joy of looking forward to multiple nights in a row where I would be going home at 11 pm or later. So here I was, at my workstation on a Friday evening, the dim fluorescent lights of the...
THIS HAPPENED IN 1991Hubby had gone away on business for 4 days. It was in the early days of our relationship, he needed sex three or four times a day so I knew he’d be shagging if he got the chance, that’s why we had an open relationship then. I wanted it every day so these four days were difficult for me, until the third day.It was a warm sunny day and I’d just been in the shower, I was laid on the bed letting my imagination run away with me. My fingers were running up and down on the insides...
One morning as I lay in bed, it was peaceful and relaxing no one was home. So i thought id watch a few videos. Videos of girls rubbing their throbbing clits together and cumming whilst screaming with pleasure and men ramming their hard cock up a girls juicy pussy as she bounces up and down. Did i mention I am biesexual? :p. id slept naked the night before so i slowly moved my finger towards my clit as i was watching woman orgasim makes me want to cum too. I heard the backGate opening and the...
21 year old Rick approached the last house on his round with a sense of quiet satisfaction; the type you only get at the end of a hard day's work. Okay, it was only his second full day on the job, but did he regret quitting college to become a window cleaner? No way, not in the slightest. Obviously, the recent warm weather helped a great deal, but the money wasn't bad either. He had finished 52 houses already that day, and at 4 quid per house ... that was almost as much as most of his...
BOOT SHOPPING by Throne Teressa called and said I should be ready for her to pick me up in fifteen minutes. She didn't say where we were going or why. What she did say was that I should put on the new underwear she had gotten me. The sleeveless undershirt and jockey shorts were meant for a boy, not a 22 year old like myself. They were bright green and covered with images of the popular cartoon character Spongy Rob and his animated friends. Worse, they were much too small for me,...
The people are fine, and most of them have gone home by the time I arrive, so I generally get left alone and usually do things my own way. I have to wear a uniform but I take off my shoes and walk around barefoot. By the time I get around to the end of my shift, everyone has left so it starts to get real quiet. The last job on the list . . . and the worst part . . . is cleaning the bathrooms (not a nice job). The women's are ok, but the men's always smell and there's pubic hair...
The sun was shining in all it’s glory. The calming sound of the waves hitting the shore was in rhythm with that of the wind blowing through the palm trees. All this natural orchestral music was stopped abruptly by the sound of a V12. Following that came the sound of tyres stopping in asphalt, and then silence. It was as if nature had frozen for a minute to admire the couple that just got out of the car. “We’re here, darling. Our new house. Or better, our new home.” Said Atlas as he helped...
Caroline our cleaner comes to do the house at 95 in the morning once a week. She is in her late 50’s but still somewhat attractive. I can recognise how she would have been a beauty in earlier years. However she had led a hard life with five children all of whom had left the nest. She’s been cleaning our place for more years than I can remember and had almost become part of the furniture. Usually looking rather worn, she dressed for cleaning, usually in a baggy sweater and skirt with flat...
In no time at all I'd settled into my new job at Sir Algernon Hardcastle's mansion, as his resident Naked Cleaner. The other members of the staff at The Grange were his haughty butler Corbyn; Roland, the taciturn chauffeur; and his redoubtable housekeeper Condoleezza.The flame-haired Romanian and I were at daggers drawn from our very first meeting, but it was only after hearing some back stairs gossip that I realised why this woman had taken and instant dislike to me. It seems that, until my...
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