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23 May 2006

Laura T. Stone dies at 66

Laura T. Stone died suddenly after speaking at a conference in New Mexico. In addition to serving as the director of The Waite Home for Women that she had operated since its inception, she was a member of several women's rights organizations.

Born in rural Alabama, Ms. Stone worked in brothels and as a call girl, arriving near here in 1968.

Never one to conceal her past, Ms. Stone always spoke candidly about her profession as a prostitute. She often referred to herself as an old whore when addressing women's professional organizations and she was proud of the more than three decades she called her benevolent period. She championed women's rights, serving on the Governor's committee on battered women.

She was preceded in death by her husband, C.C. Stone who died at sea a number of years ago.

She leaves one brother, Randolph P. Tucker, a nephew, Stone Tucker and two nieces, Mrs. Laura Stephens and Mrs. Karen Pringle, all of this area.

In addition to operating the Waite Home, Ms. Stone was Vice President of Tucker Enterprises, a local Real Estate Management Company that she co-founded with her brother.

Funeral Services will be private. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to The Waite Home for Women.

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"I'm tired Randy."

I looked over at Laura. She was pale, drawn and gasping. I pulled the big Lincoln off the road and turned to her, knowing she was serious. I had never heard her say she was tired before. I released our seatbelts and unbuttoned her collar but it didn't seem to help.

We were on our way home from Albuquerque where Laura had delivered a speech to a women's group. Laura's message never varied. She always talked about her life as a young woman. She never apologized for her early decisions or painted those days as colorful. She spoke candidly about her whoring days and what she had learned from her clients. "I got my education while on my backside, not that I would recommend that position for any of you," she would joke.

Once she had the attention of her audience, Laura launched her message, You Can Do It! She never boasted about her own accomplishments; she didn't need to, her self-assured demeanor told them she had been successful with everything she had undertaken. All of us, her family and friends, tried to slow her down but the invitations to speak kept coming and she nearly always accepted.

I dialed 911 and explained where we were, 50 miles from nowhere. They wanted a description of the car. I said it was a black Lincoln with dealer's plates and that I didn't know the license number. Rosita had insisted we take a car from the lot because it would be comfortable for Laura.

She complained that the air conditioning was too cold so I shut down the car's engine and tried to make her as comfortable as possible. She refused the pill I offered.

"You'll see to everything?" Her voice was weak and halting.

"Don't talk that way. The ambulance is on its way."

Her hand reached out to grip my tie. Her body was frail and her lips quivered but there was no mistake about her request. I looked into her eyes and nodded. "I'll see to everything," I conceded.

"Tell the kids the truth." She had released her hold on my tie but not her hold on me. I knew I would feel her hand there every time I wore a tie for the rest of my life.

"I will not," I declared, thinking how ridiculous her request was.

"Tell them; make them understand how it was with us. I loved you so much, so much that I pushed you away. Tell them I was content to be your second piece of ass."

"All right. I'll make them understand," I said to appease her although I had no intention of doing such a thing at the time.

Laura's body slumped against me. I cried.

Several minutes must have passed without a thought coming to mind, me holding Laura's body and weeping. But when I realized I was feeling sorry for myself, selfishly for my own loss, it revived me enough to make me assess what had just happened. I looked around and tried to get my bearings. The car was stuffy so I started the engine and the air conditioning came back on.

Somewhat revived, I propped Laura up, buckled her seatbelt and adjusted her seat into the reclining position. She looked peaceful, drawn and frail but calm. Her eyes were closed. God, how I loved her! I should be doing something but what? Should I call and cancel the ambulance? Should I drive her body directly to the funeral home? Would it be accepted without a doctor's declaration that she was really dead? I didn't know.

I phoned Rosita because, deep down I knew it would be easier than telling her in person and because I needed to talk to someone. She went to pieces, blaming Laura for speaking that day, blaming me for taking her and finally placing the blame on God before she ended the conversation.

Two minutes later my phone rang. It was Rosita, calling back to apologize for blaming everyone and wanting to know how it happened.

"She asked me to tell the kids."

"Tell them what? About she and you? That she wasn't really their aunt?"

"I think she wanted me to tell them about her past. She said to tell them that she was content to be my second piece of ass."

"Oh, I think they know. How could they grow up so close to her and not know? She never tried to hide it. I'm sure they heard it all along the way."

"I suppose you're right but I still have to tell them. It was her only request."

Rosita begin to cry again and hung up. Then she called me back. "Are you all right, Randy? Is there something I can do? Should I phone Petri?"

"Yes, if you will, please tell her I'll call her after I've called the funeral home," I said and heard her begin to cry again. It went on like that until the ambulance arrived and I told Rosita I couldn't talk for a while. Her being upset was draining me. I had to stay strong because there was so much to do.

I gave the ambulance the address of the Sperry Funeral Home. We had entrusted them with every funeral I could remember. The Judge had used them first when Mollie, the first madam I ever met, died three years after her stroke. Laura called Mr. Sperry each time a woman at the home passed away. It was natural that we arrange for the Judge's funeral to be held there and later when Mrs. Waite died. When Ollie was found dead in a New York City hotel room we arranged for his body to be shipped to Sperry because Rosita had a relationship with them. Her parents, Maria and Raphael Hernandez had died two years earlier. We used Sperry again when Ollie's mother passed away four days after his funeral. We had developed a relationship with the funeral home over the years although, until now, it had never been for a member of my immediate family. I phoned the funeral home and Fred Sperry said he would arrange for a doctor to issue the death certificate.

Petri was too shaken to talk so we gave up for the time being. When she called back a few minutes later we cried together, bawling like kid's who skinned their knees on the playground.

I pulled the big car back onto the road and followed the ambulance for the next two hundred miles, letting my mind hop around the events of the past thirty-five years like a rabbit in a thorny bramble thicket.

I thought from the moment we first met that Petri and I would eventually be together, it was only a question as to when. I think she always knew too. As it turned out it was Laura and Rosita that made it happen.

Petri blamed me for her father's disappearance. She told me at her sister's wedding that she would never speak to me again and for over two years she didn't. Like her sister before her, Petri went east to school so she was away from home most of that time.

When Rosita could no longer afford the expensive tuition Petri was forced to come home. I had thought of her often and when Laura told me that Petri would soon return home I was secretly happy that Rosita had come to terms with her financial situation.

"She's heartbroken that she's not going to be able to finish there but it's just too expensive," Laura commented, offhandedly. "We're hoping you can cheer her up."

"Whoa! Did Rosita put you up to this?"

I had just finished my third year at school and had been living alone in the small house for two years, since Laura moved to the Waite Home for Women. She divided her time between operating the Waite Home and working in our business.

Laura gave me her, 'you caught me' look, and smiled to tell me I was correct. She and Rosita had invented a reason to get Petri and me together, something that appealed to me although I was dubious about how she would greet me.

"Is she still mad at me?"

"Why don't you call and ask her?"

Nothing more was said about Petri. The seed had been planted and I knew Laura expected me to follow through with the phone call. Our conversation turned back to business.

I didn't have to ask if she was still mad at me. I knew as soon as I heard her voice that she no longer held me responsible for chasing her father away. There was a noticeable refinement in her voice, a little deeper, but otherwise she sounded the same as I remembered. The English have a word for it, cheeky. She was delightfully cheeky.

"I'd like to see you too," she almost purred and I knew she no longer harbored any resentment towards me.

When I hung up I realized we had set up a meeting with a time and that was all. It was not a date; nothing had been said about what we would do, how to dress or where we would go.

Ten minutes later when the phone rang I was sure it would be Petri but it wasn't.

"Meet her at the car lot," Huley said.

"How did you know about this?"

"I'm here. Can't I visit my sister? Mama and Jake are down at the lot so I came to be with Petri when you called."

Huley, the girl who had once called me her "Fucker," and I had actually become friends. I credited her marriage to Jake Trainer with the grain of maturity she had attained.

"You expected me to call? Why should we meet at the lot?"

"I'm loaning you the Vet for the night. I don't want my sister riding in that awful truck of yours."

On Friday evening Laura came to the house on the pretense of making me something to eat but she was really there to dress me. She found a summer suit in my closet and white shoes which were in fashion at the time. To wear or not wear a tie became an issue. "You can always take it off later," she offered and I knew it was a bargain I couldn't refuse.

Jake was showing a car when I drove on the lot but he came over and I handed him the keys to my truck.

"Where are you going?" He asked.

"I don't know," I answered. Huley came out of the office carrying the baby. She handed me the keys to the Vet.

"Where are you taking her?" She asked.

"I don't know," I repeated, absently because just then, Petri made her appearance. At the time I didn't notice how she was wearing her hair or the long skirt or her shoes. It was the same Petri I had known; she had hardly changed. I beheld the tall vision; Scandinavian beauty with blond hair in brown skin. But I failed to understand; this was real, not a dream. I only saw her and I wanted her. I completely missed Rosita following closely behind.

"Don't I get a hug?"

We were in the car and stopped at the exit of Ollie's Used Car lot. I looked down at my foot on the brake and wondered if I had something to do with the car stopping. I couldn't remember saying anything, opening the door for Petri or starting the car. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw Jake and Huley with the baby and Rosita watching us.

"Shit! Was Rosita there? I didn't say hello or anything."

Petri was grinning at me. I put my arms around her and felt her cheek against mine and smelled her. It wasn't soap or perfume. It was her that I smelled and I wanted her.

I drove aimlessly, not noticing that the Vet's engine had been tuned and body had been refurbished. I couldn't think of anything to say. "How have you been? How was school? Are you still mad at me?" I remained silent; nothing was appropriate. Petri seemed contented to let me stew in my puddle of daze.

"I'm a virgin," she offered. We were sitting on a bench in a park. I didn't know how we had gotten there. I didn't remember parking the car or opening the door for her or taking her hand. Had it been my decision to stop in this perfect place?

"That's a surprise, considering," I said, turning to her, finding it easy to talk now. She was sitting with her back to the armrest, her shoes off and her feet drawn up on the seat, her long legs not visible under the long skirt. I took all of this in, still wondering if this was real or a dream.

"I thought you should know."

"In case I..." I said nodding my understanding.

"I'll let you know when I'm ready. It won't be long but I want to wait until we... you know... get reacquainted."

"Of course. It has been a while," I said and we fell silent, seeming to know the other one's thoughts. My left arm was on the back of the bench. I reached out and ran my finger down her cheek. Her skin felt soft and warm. She was real. I let my hand drop to her knee. She watched, not flinching at my touch. I smiled and she smiled back.

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The symposium was tremendously received by the audience and the newspapers. The box that we carried everywhere in Egypt was a disguised top of the line digital camera. It was a simple thing to set the camera to line drawing, project those drawings on a photo sensitive glass plate, follow the procedure for the plates and use Mr. Edison's electric light in a magic lantern to project the glass plate images on to a screen. The biggest problem was choosing which plates to show. Luxor was...

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TimepieceChapter 15

When I say, Wouldn't allow us to talk about it, I mean just that; it is against the law of the land to discuss sex with any person. Thank Anthony Comstock; Be it enacted ... That whoever, within the District of Columbia or any of the Territories of the United States ... shall sell ... or shall offer to sell, or to lend, or to give away, or in any manner to exhibit, or shall otherwise publish or offer to publish in any manner, or shall have in his possession, for any such purpose or...

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TimepieceChapter 17

Pyewacket was hit by a car, today. She may be injured or worse. Worse would mean she died after leaving the scene. If we could find her ... we could take her to the vet. But we can’t. She’s not in her normal hiding spots... We know she was hit by a car because the driver stopped and searched the street. We heard the squall of tires and looked out the window. Since the auto was sideways in the street, we went outside. “Problem?” I asked the sixteen year old blonde. “I think I hit your...

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TimepieceChapter 18

We have nine ... count 'em ... nine interesting nearly identical kittens. They have enough variation in their spots that they are identifiable, it's a mind teaser but it is possible. Mom left us when they were seven weeks old. So, bottle fed babies. With nine of the little buggers, it's a chore. At nine weeks they weren't ready to be weened ... are we ever? At least, Pyewacket was around long enough to get them past the icky part. The icky part is where she used the roughness and...

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TimepieceChapter 19

Annabelle Carson was a late bloomer. Beginning at about 12, men started noticing her face and hair. At 13, stick figures had better curves. At 14 the stick developed erasers. At 15 men started noticing her face last. At 16 her body went bananas; after that it took a lot longer for men to notice her face ... some never did. “Beautiful girl,” said one man to another. “I never noticed,” he replied. “Built like a brick outhouse.” And he rearranged his discomfort. It was because she looked...

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TimepieceChapter 20

Wendy stopped at the convenience store slash gas station to fill up the Volvo. She pumped 20 gallons from the red hose into the 22 gallon tank, checked the oil and looked at the windshield washer fluid ... it was low ... so ... instead of pay at the pump like she usually did, Wendy hiked her cute little butt inside and bought a gallon of fluid, a cup of coffee a la Wendy ... half coffee and half hot chocolate. Standing at the counter, she noticed the Blue LOTTO Stand. Numbers popped into her...

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TimepieceChapter 21

And, yes indeed, the ticket was a the sole winner of a two week old lottery jackpot drawing. Ten million is your basic jackpot drawing. The jackpot payout increase averages 15 million per drawing. Day one= $10, ooo, ooo Add 15 Second drawing = $25,000,000 Add 15 Third drawing= $40,000,000 Add 15 Since a winning ticket had been sold the next jackpot drawing started at Ten million. By the end of the second week and four drawings the jackpot was $60 million. Wendy took the payout... $30...

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TimepieceChapter 22

Seven said, “I know the lottery is the way most of you people account for your money.” Wendy shrieked! “Oops! Sorry about that,” the Powers that Be said in harmony. “Where are you going?” Wendy was heading for the bedroom door. “You scared the pee right outta me. I need to change panties.” “Want company?” “No,” Wendy said, just as the bedroom door closed. It’s not like I’m going to the ladies room in a bar. I don’t need company at home. Okay, thought the Powers, You people are...

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TimepieceChapter 23

“Exactly what kind of fun is she having?” I asked. My suspicious mind thought, Not that I don’t trust Wendy. I do. No ... Really ... I do. And I chuckled. “Not that kind of fun,” said Four. “She is with Seven. You know how straight laced Seven is.” “Well, I don’t know,” I said. “Your Austin clan ... it’s so hard to remember you’re not related,” Six said. Four said, “It’s a chore keeping you separated in our head. There are so many of you ... and all doing the same general type of work for...

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TimepieceChapter 24

Psst, David. Over here. I jumped. “You know,” I said, “Since you can speak in my thoughts, why whisper?” Oops. That brought me to the immediate attention of the Trooper at the door. “What?” said the State Trooper. “Did I speak?” “Yes,” he said. “Odd, that,” I said. “You’re sure?” “Yes, you spoke,” he said. “Hmm,” I said, “What did I say?” “What?” “You said that,” I said. “What?” “Yes.” Suddenly, the trooper was on his lapel mike, then he was listening to his coily earpiece. He...

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TimepieceChapter 25

“The girl I see is perfect for me.” “What a sappy line that one is,” Wendy said. “It sounds like the opening song from a Broadway musical.” “Broadway musical?” I questioned, “Not a Country and Western song.” “Nope, the first line doesn’t mention Chevrolet, divorce or cheating. A country song would go like this, “Pink is just pain with a K.”” Wendy sang it through her nose. “Pank” is the way she pronounced pink. She rambled on about a high school dropout who drove her “Pank Shevolay” to the...

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TimepieceChapter 26

Just as the trooper drew the sergeant’s attention to me, Wendy materialized from the shadows ... well ... sort of ... she materialized all right ... from the ether. I was pretty surprised. She looked like she had stepped out from the gathering darkness ... but I knew better. Right then Annabelle followed her out and then the Feminine Powers slithered out too. Six and Four ... the male Powers were next. You have to understand ... the Powers are all very tall ... very tall. From Seven’s seven...

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TimepieceChapter 27

When the quad walked in the door ... there on the right was a stack of bib aprons. The four of them collected one each. Then they stepped up to the bar: “Four Wendy’s, Ernie,” Wendy said. She looked at me. I paid. That drew a chuckle from the crowd. “Where you sitting?” Ernie replied. Wendy took a look. “Corner table by the window.” “Frank!” Ernie called. Frank stuck his head out between the batwing doors. Ernie hollered, “Four Wendy meals.” He got a nod and went back to washing...

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The burgers were meaty and juicy, the lettuce fresh and crisp, the onion potent and sweet, the pickle very dill and briny, the bacon thick and smokey, the two cheeses in juxtaposition ... one sharp, one mild, the bun toasted and seeded; they thoroughly enjoyed every bite ... food for the gods, just ask her. The fries were deep brown and salty crisp. There is nothing quite like Canadian fries ... the vinegar had a different flavor than malt. The group spent some time filling up the corners...

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“Right here,” Annabelle said. “I noticed a strange depression in the forest floor and sorta ... kicked away the needles around it. That was the first thing I kicked.” She pointed to a huge piece of lithic material. (Huge is determined by the eye or knowledge of the beholder, a pound nugget of natural gold is pretty big but a pound of natural emerald is HUGE.) It was conchoidal on one side and pretty long. The piece had a severe cortex of waste material left on the unused side of the artifact...

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“What are you grinning for?” asked Wendy. “I said that in East Jordan,” said Annabelle. “I don’t remember you complaining about size,” said Wendy. “She did,” I said. “She said it was a small boat.” “Oh sure,” Wendy grouched, “Take the new girl’s word.” Annabelle grinned again. Well, she was in the water, afloat. There didn’t seem to be any leaks. The riggers came and tuned the rig. She was still afloat and dry a week later. It feels like time for a watery road trip. I called the...

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