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Chat Night Guest: Ellen Hayes On Sunday September 19, 1999 1PM PST Moderated by Bashful, Julie and Wendy-J (Ellen is too much for one to handle!) Edited by Anne-Mal You can send e-mail to Ellen at: [email protected] Ellen gives special thanks to Brandy, Chris, and pes. We find the guest arriving before the moderator, a taste of what was to happen! (Sir_Lee) Hi Ellen, did you get here early so as not to be late to your own chat? (ehayes) Something like that, but...
Wednesday The next day I was half hoping I would be spared another day of humiliating dress codes and niner tasks. I had, after all, done my fair share of representing the freshman cause in this coming of age rite of passage. Even my dad had to agree that two days of shaming was enough. However he also pointed out that the 'dozen-a-day duty roster' was a Hayes High tradition that must be followed and if there were 45 grade nine students this year, then there had to be some kids doing...
Hello to everyone, this story is about how i got my angel to bed,rather i would be say she got me to bed. Well to start with who m i….my name is ashish(name changed) And the girl involved here is lets call her cutie pie. I work as private tutor in Dehradun and as I have prepared for competitive exams i started giving coaching for competitive exams also. One day i got a call from a number Me-hello A sweet voice from there said good evening sir, is this correct time to talk to u sir. Me-say how...
Hey there Cutie Chapter 1 Liam Weber woke up screaming from his dream. He wiped the hair out of his face. He could not remember any details of it, but the dream gave him a sense of uncertainty about his life. In his mind, his dream made him feel like his life was a just a dream. He kept on screaming until the door to his room opened and a strange yet calming voice said, "Wendy, dear, are you alright?" He answered 'yes' to the question. His voice was high. That dream he had was so...
An 18-year-old upper class spoilt brat goes out for a drive with her equally objectionable friend Belinda. Belinda’s flashy BMW cruises through suburbia. They mock those they see. But then they get lost in a rather run down part of town…. We have all met and heard about girls like Little Cutie. Her real name is probably something a little precocious like Tabatha or Justine. Her naming was something of great significance to our upwardly mobile parents. No naming of a child after a...
Monday The morning started early with a shower and lathering my armpits, calves and forearms. I had been practicing all weekend and had removed all hair in those areas already and now only needed a touch-up to rid my skin of stubble. My pubic hair, what there was of it, was still there in all its splendor and I was dreading the inevitable. But I soldiered on and took first scissors then a Bic disposable razor to the hairy flesh above my private parts. Somehow, ridding that area of pubic...
Chapter Five: Futa-Cutie Mind-Controls the MILFs By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to Alex for beta reading this! Sasha Ford If I could curse out loud, I'd be spitting vitriol. Fuck, fuck, fuck! screamed through my thoughts as I stared through the louvered slats of Mildred Dean's closet. I was trapped in here. Stuck with the panties that I so desperately wanted to don bunched in my hand. I had to pull them on and gain my own futa-cock. And have my own mind-controlling...
Up-Skirt Cutie I was looking in the Yahoo Groups when I found a picture of an “Up-Skirt Cutie” that I knew. No shit! It’s the woman at the bank that waits on me all the time. I always get in her line and she saves me a roll of the latest State or Territorial Quarter or the latest Presidential Dollar that has come out. We make small talk and she has the sweetest smile in the world. She is middle age maybe in her early forties, slightly heavy, but a pleasure to be around. Occasionally...
The Irish Cutie and the Viking Priest My Irish Cutie from New York will remember this well! ------------------ Standing before the Viking tent in full costume I had a great view of the crowd. Lots of people were in costume and it was plain that that beer vendors had been having a banner day as groups of revelers made their way from shop to shop and venue to venue. I pulled up the two foot cow’s horn and blew a mighty call that echoed through the village of Lesser Willy Nilly. I watched as a...
JuventasA Devout Intense Erotic Psalm About An Omnipotent Threesome:Sexually Teaching A Young Exquisite Goddess Eroticism, Romance, and Spirituality John, “Big John” GallivanWarrior Poet/Erotic PsalmistViking GladiatorandChristine Elaine HarrisSpiritual Poetess/Romantic PsalmistSpiritual Poetesswww.eroticpsalms.comI am John GallivanThe Viking Gladiator, the Warrior Poet, and the Erotic Psalmist.The Diplomat of Wisdom. The Nightclub Bouncer. The Modern Day Gladiator of 2011.The Loving Knight....
CALONGE CUTIES AWESOME ATHLETIC SENSUAL SASKIA & MIGHTY MIND MARINACOME & SEE HOW HOT HORNY SEXY SASSY SASHA STEALS SECOND SHOW SHOT======================================================================CALONGE CUTIES COOL-OFF - COME-BACK BRONZING - SASKIA'S SMELLY SMOKE: CALONGE CUNNING CUTIE CUNNIE SEDUCTIVE SMART SHYLY SUBMISSIVE SASKIA CALONGE CUNNING CUTIE CUNNIE MEMORABLE 'MIGHTY MIND' MAIN MAID MARINACALONGE COLOURING BEACH BRONZING - BEFORE BRUTAL BAD BED-SEX BEGINSCALONGE...
Chapter Eleven: Futa Cutie Enjoys the Reverend's Wife By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to Alex for beta reading this! Sky Marlow “That really, really is not an appropriate outfit to wear in public,” said Mrs. Matthews, the reverend's wife, as I sauntered into her apartment. “This?” I asked, plucking at the black miniskirt I wore. “Just something casual for my study date with Georgia.” “Study date?” The married MILF folded her arms beneath her breasts. She had on a pink...
Doctor Judy Swallows was one of the NYPD's longest serving psychiatrists. She was an accomplished doctor and she was hot. Off the scale hot. "Do me," she moaned as Bumfelt bent her over her desk, his balls slapping against her sexy firm ass as he went balls deep on her. "That's it detective, fuck me. Fuck the doctor's tight pussy." Bumfelt did. He went at it like a tramp on chips. They changed positions. Swallows was a stunning looking woman. Blonde, curly hair framing a beautiful face, full...
Doctor Judy Swallows was one of the NYPD's best and longest serving psychiatrists. She was an accomplished doctor and she was hot. Off the scale hot.“Do me,” she moaned as Bumfelt bent her over her desk, his balls slapping against her sexy firm ass as he went balls deep on her. “That's it Detective, fuck me. Fuck the Doctor's tight pussy.”Bumfelt did.They changed positions. Swallows was a stunning looking woman. Blonde curly hair framing a beautiful face, full lips, sexy as hell blue eyes...
I'm in my mid 50's. Last summer I had knee surgery and was laid up most of the summer. A young lady who went to school at the college where I worked offered to help me in return for a place to live for the summer. Julie moved in right before my surgery. After my surgery my wife returned to work. During the day I would go downstairs where Julie stayed so she could help if I need anything. One morning Julie gets up and asks if I need anything before she takes her shower. I say no and she goes...
Sunday, June 19, 2005 I woke, got dressed, and went downstairs for a breakfast. I'd only slept for 2.5 hours, but my last meal was several hours ago, plus my body expects a breakfast after it wakes up and I wouldn't want to disappoint it. Back in my study, the first thing I did was quietly move the scrolling keyboard off the desk to put it on the floor behind one of the computers, where it couldn't easily be seen by anyone in the room, and certainly not by anyone peeking in from the...
Vintage Cuties and classic beauties will always have a place in my heart and masturbation fantasies, no matter how many generations of modern sluts I continue to shake my dick at. So much porn is made and forgotten that you have to appreciate the photos and videos that have stood the test of time. When you’re cranking it to vintage smut, you’re continuing a sexual legacy that may have lasted a hundred years or more. Imagine being so sexy people are fapping to your memory a century after you...
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Chapter Nineteen: Breeding the Mind-Controlled Cuties By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to WRC264 for beta reading this! Vivian Bailey “I'm not sure I want to be bred,” I told Mr. Michaels. We were in his classroom. The school day was done, and I was reporting to my professor the progress I had made on programming the app and server software for his mind-control devices. I was a lesbian. I liked girls, but thanks to the device controlling my mind, I also wanted Mr. Michaels....
This is dedicated to my childhood companion, Mr. Peabody. "So eight guys walk into a whorehouse..." "... on Halloween..." "... and the madam pours them a drink..." "... on the house..." "... and they all drink a toast to 'C. P. Swallows'..." "... and then leave..." "... without a blowjob, a handjob, or a quick fuck." I look up from my book at Brooke and Sierra. Both girls have expectant looks on their faces, as if they believe they are entitled to an explanation. In...
C L A R A - C O M E S - C L E A R - C A N E D - C U N N Y : -- C O R P O R A L - C O R R E C T I O N !Cutie Clara is a dear delicate bright brunette beauty new novice at my Mormon Monastry in Upper SaxoniaLovely looks lead an observant astray as she can well behave: an angel on Earth hiding a Devil in disguiseAs her Supervising Superior Professor of Philosophy and Sexual-Cultural Anthropology, I am her CorrectorRealising her recent rebellion against Monastery Morale clever Clara decides to...
Kiosk Cutie By Jena Corso Edited By Tiffany Myers Chapter 1 "Wake up, honey," said Eric's mom, shaking him awake on the couch. "Your grandmother is here." "Hey grandma," said Eric, kissing her cheek. "Come on lazy bones," his grandmother scolded him. "Remember our deal today. We are going shopping." "Oh yeah." Eric had forgotten all about it. "Alright." "Here, put on a new shirt honey," said his mother, handing him a freshly ironed plain black t-shirt, which he pulled...
I’m 30 years old. I’m dark skinned with an athletic and hairy body and not good looking. I also seldom shave. I’m not married but I’m going to get married to a girl who is highly educated. I’m not very educated and working as a mechanic. She is a gorgeous chick, fair in color, slim with a superb body. Her name is Vimaleswary and she is a relative of mine. Her parents want her to marry me as I’m a relative and can take good care of her, thinking I’m a good person. She doesn’t want me cause she...
Chapter Seven: Futa-Mommy Searches the Cutie By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to Alex for beta reading this! Madeline Marlow I savored my futa-daughter, Sky, sucking my clit-dick as I drove us to school. I worked as a secretary at her community college. She bobbed her head, loving my mommy-cock with that hungry mouth of hers. I gripped the steering wheel, struggling to focus on driving. “Wow, Mrs. Marlow, your daughter is being naughty,” Georgia said from the backseat. The...
I was looking in the Yahoo Groups when I found a picture of an “Up-Skirt Cutie” that I knew. No shit! It’s the woman at the bank that waits on me all the time. I always get in her line and she saves me a roll of the latest State or Territorial Quarter or the latest Presidential Dollar that has come out. We make small talk and she has the sweetest smile in the world. She is middle age maybe in her early forties, slightly heavy, but a pleasure to be around. Occasionally she will show some nice...
Note: Thanks to Alex for beta reading this! Sasha Ford If I could curse out loud, I’d be spitting vitriol. Fuck, fuck, fuck! screamed through my thoughts as I stared through the louvered slats of Mildred Dean’s closet. I was trapped in here. Stuck with the panties that I so desperately wanted to don bunched in my hand. I had to pull them on and gain my own futa-cock. And have my own mind-controlling panties. You just had to stay downstairs fucking! snarled through my thoughts. I glared at...
Peters ponder for fertile hot hunting ground to grind down dear cute Chinese cunning cunnies in camping comfortProbably you all know both Peters very well as they are as famous for writing as seducing any tasty teasing teensPeter Dyke and Peter More share a love for sunshine, warm water, some seductive slits with warm open orificesPlanning a proper pause from frolic and frantic fornication and eroticism in Europe, they take the train to TeenoliaTogether they trail the randy route, seek silk...
Sunday, June 19, 2005 (Continued) I made myself a comfort sandwich while I tried to work out what I'd done wrong. I remembered Julia previously telling me off for talking too long. Girls who're already eating out of my palm don't need to be led in tiny steps, which had been what I'd done. Knowing where I'd gone wrong didn't tell me what I should've done though. I couldn't have bluntly told them not to be jealous, not to be early or late, and not to rely on me driving them around....
Dan sat down at his computer and turned it on. He was going to upload some pictures that he had took that afternoon for his website. Dan was a college student who started his own website to help pay for school and what better site to start than a porn website. He specialized in photographing various girls from around campus. The pictures ranged from bikini or lingerie shots, to softcore nude pictures all the way up to hardcore sex. It all depends on how far the girl (or girls) wanted to go. Dan...
Tuesday The next morning I opened my locker hoping to find another set of instructions. I was not disappointed. Again the note in my locker was typed out with only the salutation written in ink. Victor, All twelve fresh kids will be receiving these same instructions today. Dress code: Underwear only today. But not your own. When you finish reading this note you are to remove and put in your locker all outer clothing. Seek out a Tuesday-tagged niner of the opposite sex and exchange...
Thursday I opened my locker to find another package with my name on it. Inside was a brief note detailing Dress Code for the day and a small ball of bright red yarn measuring ten feet. The note read: Victor, Today you will remove your underpants or panties but keep the rest of your clothes on. But beneath them you must add the attached yard. You will do so in the following fashion: For girls: wrap the yarn about your waist, tying knot to secure it, then thread the yarn behind and up your...
Friday My fingers trembled as I moved my combination lock to its final number and opened my locker. Taped on the inside of the door was a manila envelope. "YES!" I shouted but the grin on my face turned to a puzzled expression as I noticed that everyone else, all the freshmen around me, also had envelopes and were opening them up with dread. And nearly all looked relieved as they began to read. Confused, I opened my envelope and found a single white sheet of paper. Unlike the previous...
During the next week the treasure was moved from the treasure room to a vault at H. J. Hendley & Company, a company that specialized in storage and appraisal of collectable coins, gold and antique jewelry. I took no chances with the transfer and contracted an armored car service to make the actual move. The brief appearance of the armored car in the neighborhood was hardly noticed by our neighbors. Leo Hoskins proved to be a fount of knowledge concerning property law and more...
After my parents got back from their vacation they had no idea about all the men their little femboy son had allowed into their house to violently fuck his little plump, round bottom. The house was intact and my sisters cloths were cleaned of the strangers cumstains. I hid all my lace outfits and toys in my car and none of my family will ever find out what a little sissy slut I was while they were away. Months passed I started taking hormones in secret. My hips grew wider, my skin got softer,...
I travel a lot, and I’ve seen some really weird shit in airport bathrooms. So I was stopping off in Iowa to change flights for a flight to Cali. I needed to piss and hit the bathroom, which looked pretty clean for such an out of the way airport.So I’ve got my cock in my hand and I’m pissing, trying to shake off a hangover. Then wonderful weirdness happened. I at first couldn't believe it was happening, because it’s one of those things that happen only to other people. But it did, and it...
Hi friend I m Vikram ek bar fir se aap logo k leye ek real story la k aya hu Ye story mere mom or mere ek frnd ki hai is na mere story pdhi or mere se mila or fir mere maa se mila or us se dosti kari mai aapne dost k bare mai bhi bata du name Ashish hai Delhi se hai height 5.11..tall..brown Color..athletic body..good looking..6.5 land ka size Mere maa k naam sapna hai hum ek midail class family se fairdabad mai rehta hu mere ghar mai mai mummy papa hai bs papa ka aapna kam hai mai kabhi kam pe...
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CALONGE CUTIES AWESOME ATHLETIC SENSUAL SASKIA & MIGHTY MIND MARINACOME & SEE HOW HOT HORNY SEXY SASSY SASHA STEALS A SHOW FIRST FIVE M======================================================================CASUALLY CUNNING CUTIE SASKIA SMOKES WHEN WALKING TO THE SHORE & MECASUALLY SHE STARTS TO TRY HER HAND-STANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF S.M. & MECLEARLY SHE SOLICITS SOME SUPPORT FROM ACROBATIC EXPERT PROF POET-PCLEARLY SHE SHOWS SURE SWIFT PROGRESS - POSES PROUD PUSSY...
Hello friends, I hope aap sab thik honge, and enjoy kar rahe honge. Aap sabko mai batana chahta hun meri maa kaa name Vinni hai. Wo ek gathile badan ki maalkin hai. Uska figure 36-28-38 hai, aur height 5.5 hai, to aap khud andaza laga sakte hai ki wo kya maal lagti hogi. Ab mai zyada time waste naa karte huye seedhe story pe aata hun! Meri maa kaa affair mere ek dost ke saath chal raha tha. Ye baat mujhe kuch time pehle hi pata chali jab maine apni maa ke phone me WhatsApp pe uski chats padhli...
Sincy aka Kathy my xhamster friend...Want to read a true story? Sincy of xhamster, her man makes her fuck him and she sucks his cock until he explodes while he watches my vids. She gets very humiliated by me this way. She hates it that her man shoots bigger loads and FUCKS HER HARDER! It gets me off when shesends me messages while I use my vibrator and masterbate to her stories. Just knowing her man fucks her and watches my vids is a big turn on. He thinks of me while shesucks his cock. I...
After the honeymoon was over, Jill and Joyce again picked us up. “Us”, in this case, included Vanessa, Molly Anne, and I. We went to the crew area and picked up Rachel, and Scarlett, her friend that had retrieved her toybox and lost vibrator. Honeymoons end, but ideally, they prepare for the next phase of life. In summer 1961, Rose-Marie Egger became my wife, and her stabilizing influence has kept me on an even keel ever since. Our honeymoon trip led us to the United States where I spent...
There he was, sitting near the rocks, whittling a piece of wood. Naked. Half the time, he was naked. I guess that was the perks of living in the woods by yourself. He was a real mountain man. A big, rugged fellow with tanned skin and dense dark hair all over, from his chest to his ass. He had a bulky body, but his arms and legs had natural muscle carved purely from physical labor from living out in the wilderness, and his thick uncut cock hung low like a third leg down between his...
Hi this is Jyoti again I am very thankful for your warm response to my first story. For new reader I would like to describe myself again is I am 17 year and 5.6 ft tall with good curved figure ie.32C-26-34. I love to where western cloths and when every I wear tight top and jeans my curve become more attractive and I got hot comments also… My colour is fair and has long silky hair… my breast and bust are in good round shape and my brother is Ashish Bhaiya was 21 with handsome looks… his height 6...
IncestI fell in love at an early age. Really early. I remember it clear as day, seven years old, like a bolt of lightning. Her name was Stephanie Mahoney, and she was a sixteen year old goddess assigned to babysit my precocious little self. I told her within minutes of her walking through the door that I planned on marrying her, and bless her, she didn’t laugh, just smiled and said she liked younger men, but she expected to be kept in a certain fashion when we did get married. My parents were in a...
Wednesday Evening Switching between homework and idle online chat, Kate received an email from the principal, Mr. Laffey. It gave the dates for the meetings of the Honor Code Committee along with her official appointment as one of the three student representatives. It said nothing about The Program. She wondered why the email did not come from the Assistant Principal instead. Later that night, a separate email arrived from the nurse and it carried a huge attachment that took eight minutes...
Chapter Twenty-One: Breeding Mind-Controlled Cuties By mypenname3000 Copyright 2020 Note: Thanks to WRC264 for beta reading this! Eve “Dusk” Michaels Dolly execute pep rally speech and then lead the cheerleaders in getting fucked by the football team, I typed into the command queue as the pep rally at my college was underway. We were up against our rivals tonight, and the school was getting into the excitement. Cheerleader Squad One follow Dolly lead and fuck the football team. There...
Three Tasty Hot Hairy Cuties ConfessionTonight I noticed a hot hairy foxy friend online, I invited her for our second chatHairy Katie is in the mood for me, even introduces great girlfriends who are at herReady for some action next day going out in my town, the capital of old AmsterdamExciting idea to know the private plans of those three tasties for tomorrow: Milky WayExactly a place where I might like to meet them casually by chance, what a sexy idea!Tasty, sexy and pretty she is, my foxy...
Late-June to Early-July, 2005 I didn't screw any of the Cuties or Ducklings before we went to Europe, although I easily could have. I was really saving that until we had the privacy of the mansion. We did get each group to arrange a mass get together which I just coincidentally happened to be in the area of. I stopped to talk with my sister and her friends, and much flirting ensued. Our clothes remained on, although we did play a few fondling games when we could be sure that no one was...
I have been teaching history at a local community college for several years and while I had always heard rumors of professors hooking up with students, usually at the student's request, in order to get a passing grade, I had never even had so much as a flirtatious wink even thrown at me.A while back, that all changed.Regina was a college freshman, a very attractive young black student at a mostly all-white college campus, which made her stand out. I noticed very quickly that Regina had a lot...
College SexAfter last night’s orgy, we were continuing to build the household. We had left it that we’d take Rachel and Molly Anne, at the very least, to the Dark Lotus BDSM party. Before that, we had to make some shopping trips. Vanessa and I were joined, in our den/informal dining room, but Jill, Molly Anne, and Rachel. I reflected that it was easier for women to dress for a casual scene that could turn sexual. If I wasn’t going to wear a robe, the closest I could get were some very soft lounge pants...
When Mike, Vanessa, and Rachel returned from their “getting acquainted”, and Molly Anne and I had had a very nice session, I suggested that we all do some relaxing things, such as having brunch. Rachel disappeared into the kitchen. I was beginning to think that we might need some household help, people that accepted the lifestyle. After a breakfast sandwich, I said “We do need to get together to talk about additional people, but first, I’d like to spend some time with my lovely wife.”...
I shook myself and realized I had drifted into half-sleep in the hot tub. Doing so when surrounded by beautiful women is, I suppose, an achievement. Sylvette had been telling us about her identity as a slut nerd, or perhaps nerd slut, and her goals both for computer and for porn businesses. It was a transformation from the shocked victim that I had rescued hours before. Shaking my head, I was the target of many lovely giggles. Mike and Kris shook their heads, at my poor efforts to defend the...
It had been several weeks since Jill and Caroline had had their plastic surgeries. The surgeons were pleased with the result, but everyone recognized there needed to be healing time. The best estimates had active postoperative discomfort lasting a week or so, but visible healing would, of course, take longer. The breast implants both had had would take a few weeks to become largely invisible. Caroline’s jaw was still sore, but she could talk. Like Jill, she had been hesitant about...
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So, you're laying back in bed, getting a wonderful bit of head from that special someone. Her lips are wet and by now so is every inch of your cock. Her tongue is flattened out against the bottom of your shaft and it does this delicious little swirl around the head on every upstroke. You can feel the moment closing in: balls start to tighten up, an electric feeling warming your testicles and rising up your shaft, your brain starts to shut down as your prostate takes over all thought...
hey ther bb i made this account just to say hi. i been watchin your vids for a while now, and gotta say i love you bb. yur body is soooo fuckin sexy i think about u all the time. you make me so hard. i love watchin your huge boobs bounce around and ur sexxy i cant stop thinkin about u bb. even when im fuking other girls! i been seeing this girl at work. she has a nice body and ass like urs but her boobs r smaller. ne way i fixed her car for her th other week and shes ben paying me back w/...
I have been a history professor at a local community college for years and while I had heard tales and seen the precautionary notes from administration about professors engaging in extra curricular activities with students, I had never had any type of offers from any students. My male libido and male ego were hurt, but I didn’t dwell on it, as I had plenty of other things to worry about.Then, I met Regina, a sexy college coed, and for whatever reason, we connected. While Regina was very...
College SexThe Whist DriveBy DummersPrologueMrs Diana Fortescue-Slagg was very pleased. She was chairing the Annual General Meeting of the Middle England Whist Club, and there had been a highly satisfactory agenda item. It was the Treasurer’s Report.The Treasurer, Marjorie Snatch, wasn’t a very exciting speaker. (She was a Chartered Accountant, you see.) And the Whist Club was skint. But Marjorie was a great planner and forecaster. Which is a kind of ‘creative accounting’ term for fantasist. And...