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When a mysterious package from the North Pole arrives at this studs doorstep, he is more than a little curious. There is a lifelike elf doll inside who looks a lot like Jasmine Grey, and it comes with directions that she should not be touched. But being the naughty guy that he is, he cannot help but feel around. Soon, he finds that this little elf is causing all kinds of havoc around the house. Finally, he catches her sneaking around, and the jig is up. He pulls out his long South Pole and rams this mischievous helper doggystyle. She moans while he decks her halls and gives her a Christmas dick down she will never forget. Looks like this little helper got her stocking stuffed!

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