Jo
2 years ago
I met Cecilia in a wine bar after I had finished playing a classical guitar gig. She had very long jet black hair, oval shaped chestnut brown eyes, and a wide mouth with lush, full, brightly painted red lips. Cecilia was dressed in a black coloured bell shaped skirt of textured fabric topped by a thin, black, silk blouse which covered her enormous bosom. She was fairly tall, slim, and statuesque but endowed with a graceful air and posture. I thought that Cecilia looked familiar, like a portrait...
Supernatural
3 years ago
Pool House Fun----------The season change was nearly upon us and I had tons of preparations to make. It had been so hot that the thought of getting firewood cut and stacked alongside the fire pits in the grassy field next to the stables was almost unbearable. Rain had finally cooled the air, so I pulled the 4-wheeler out and hooked up the trailer. The men had d**g and cut all the dead and fallen trees, and I made short work of loading up the flatbed trailer. Making trip after trip to each of...
2 years ago
Unlike my last story - "Dream". This concoction is a little darker and a little more graphic! But, like "Dream", it's a love story. Here's the recipe: Take a half-pint of crossdresser in the 1950's, add in a generous heaping tablespoon of his promiscuous girlfriend, then stir to a smooth consistency until they get even with the perverted man in her life. Faster, Bennie! Faster! By: Simonne Danielle © 2008 All rights reserved "Faster, Bennie! Faster! Can't you...
4 years ago
Staccato? Vibrato? There must be another word I can use for my Erato poem, Erato, the muse of love poetry, damn her name, she makes it quite difficult for us mere mortals. I have binned ‘Castrato’ nothing very loving about having your balls cut off for the sake of maintaining a soprano. Time to take a break from me and my little pink book, my fingers still a little chilly, welcome the warmth of a tin cup as I take a drink in an effort to revive my creative senses. I still curse the alarm call...
3 years ago
Summer of 86’ Part IVThat night we all stayed at Matt’s apartment, it was really large and in a nice part of San Diego. It only had one bedroom but it had a huge living room, Matt had a huge sectional sofa in it. Matt was gracious to offer me and Maggi his bedroom with his king bed, he even changed the sheets. Maggi and I showered and went to bed in our underwear. Maggi just wore panties, she had small tits (A Cups) and never slept with a bra, in fact the only reason she wore one all the time...
2 years ago
I was walking around gathering the bills for the final time on my paper route, I had it since I was 14 but it wasn't making ends meet so after 4 years I put in my two weeks notice. I am no where near being the tallest or the best built guy in my school, I stand around 5'4, have blonde hair and brown eyes and have no hair on my chest that I can boost about. As I turned onto the street adjacent to the one I lived on I saw Mr. Anderson's house loom ahead of me. My parents often told me I shouldn't...
3 years ago
Hi my name is Sonu. In this story I world tell you how my tuition teacher fucked my mom aisha. She is 42 years of age but looks not more than 35. She is a very fair lady like Iranian ladies. She has got a good pair of boobs. When she walks her big ass swings from here and there. I suppose she does it to attract males and to get male attention. My dad is an army personnel. He comes home in six months or so. So my mom does not get an ample amount of fucking sessions. So she was just a sex starved...
2 years ago
Wheeeew, ladies and germs we got another good one for ya this week. This office, there’s something about it.. The girls we’re getting lately are incredible. Especially today’s candidate, 19 year old property manager Veronica. To say she’s a smoke show is an understatement. This girl absolutely understood the assignment today, the outfit she decided to highlight herself with is working very very well. She’s got a great body, and one of the most beautiful sets of eyes I’ve ever seen....
xmoviesforyou
2 years ago
Karen remained completely naked for the next two days. When Gilly saw the marks left on Karen's body she said, "I wish you'd woken me up, I would have liked to see you being whipped." "These are the marks of a cane," Karen said, wincing as she sat at her computer. "The only whip that would leave marks like these is one of those long bull-whips but it needs great skill to handle one of those properly." Helen called on Friday afternoon, Charlie answered the phone and passed it to...
3 years ago
February 1983, Chicago, Illinois We were fully into the routine of school, though there were things happening that kept life interesting. On Tuesday, I met with Anala after making my rounds of the fraternities for Theo. Betting was really tailing off because most betting was on professional and college football, although some guys bet on basketball and a few bet on hockey and baseball, though baseball was still a few months away. I told Anala about the discussion group and she was surprised...
3 years ago
Silva sat at the computer entering data from the forms that had been filled in by hand by emergency workers in the field. She wasn’t exactly a fast typist, but she was productive enough and getting faster. Sitting back after clearing the last of the pile of forms that had been handed to her, she relaxed and took a sip of her lunch through a straw. A grimace crossed her face at the act. She hated drinking all of her meals and couldn’t wait until she could eat normally again. Later that day,...
3 years ago
The Archer by Abe There, in the gloom, was a typical Welsh cottage: small,square, all stone and slate. A candle burned in a window. Gwenneth went to the door and knocked. A woman answered thedoor, dressed in black, just like the "witches" on Welshpostcards. "Pardon me," said Gwenneth, "but could you tell me where Imight be able to rent a room for the night?" Sternly, the woman looked down on Gwenneth, who was all...
3 years ago
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Parts of this were posted in an earlier form as ‘Roger Simian’. BTW, the punctuation and style are SUPPOSED to be a bit weird. Just me being all wacky and experimental – haha. (COMPLEXION) The author of *Miss Babylon 1999* sits naked lonely and drunk up there in her bedroom/ slurping straight vodka from a coffee mug and gazing distractedly into the Looking Glass. Its not little blonde Alice she sees staring back at her though. More like a scrawny Snow White. Ink-black hair...
4 years ago
The front of the small bungalow seemed to be engulfed in flowers. Kacey had planted dozens of different types and colors of flowers and had been careful to make sure there would always be something blooming. For this reason she hated the winter as once her Marigolds died she would be out of luck until the Tulips blossomed in the spring. Her neighbors marveled at the beauty she brought to their surroundings without being gaudy. The 45 year old widow just loved being outside so she was just as...
2 years ago
[Disclaimer: This story reads best in LANDSCAPE MODE on a smart phone or any other mobile device.] Still sizzling hamburgers, along with the fixings, appeared on the table in front of us. Instead of usually letting the ladies go first; I put two patties on my plate and put some cheese and some bacon on it, topping it with the top bun. I asked someone to throw me a bag of chips. I got three and three sets of smiles. We all consumed the food quite rapidly. Only a few bags of chips were...
4 years ago
The next stop on our mall visit was a place called “Spooner’s Gifts.” It was a place I was acquainted with, but the dull expression on Emma’s face told me that she wasn’t. It was a very misleadingly presented store with graphic t-shirts on display on the front window along with various Man-Cave/College-dorm type decorations and crap. Next to a “Metallica” t-shirt was a glowing Plasma ball and on the other side was a 3’ tall beer glass. A beer pong set was also on display. I already knew that...
4 years ago
When Peggy got home from Wanda’s place, she was exhausted. The bike ride, the rain, the incredible lesbian sex she had with Wanda, combined with all the wine made her desperate to go to bed. But hubby had other ideas. When she walked in, she looked pretty worn out. Her hair was a mess, her clothes were wrinkled, and she looked like she just woke up. The remnants of the little make-up she did wear was smeared on her face in an odd way. She also smelled like pussy. She had dried juices all over...
4 years ago
by Minds_Eye© Het was een lang, saaie dag geweest het kantoor. Ik had me de hele dag bezig gehouden met allerlei klusjes die niet echt dringend waren, en waar ik me dus wat halfslachtig vanaf had gemaakt. Een beetje duf daardoor kwam ik thuis, en daar kreeg ik een behoorlijke verassing voor mijn kiezen. De gordijnen waren dicht. Ik stapte binnen en mijn blik viel op de mooi gedekte tafel. Kaarslicht, wijn glazen, tweedelig bestek…Ik kreunde zachtjes in mezelf. Niet van genot, maar meestal als...
2 years ago
It was still dark that morning in Aruba as Eric started the shower without turning the lights on. A hint of the red predawn sky colored the horizon ever so slightly. The water warmed and he slipped into it to start his day while trying to still cheat the night out of a few more minutes of sleep. He kept his eyes closed as he shampooed his hair and heard the low sound of the shower door sliding. As he bowed his head to rinse, a hand slipped around from behind him and grasped his genitals.Amy's...
Anal
2 years ago
You’re the first woman I’ve ever.. It had been raining all morning and Karen hadn’t been feeling well. She had stayed home from work for the fourth time this month. As she lay in bed she tried to convince herself she was unwell with a cold or something due to winter setting in, but deep down she knew the truth was she was lonely and becoming depressed. The phone rang and although numb she answered, ‘Hello?’ ‘Karen? It’s Martin. I’ve just come into the store and Margaret tells me you’re...
3 years ago
Now I am writing my dream relating to you, I believe that you are the sexiest, lovely and hot girl in the universe as its my pleasure to make you happy so I am writing my dream relating you. If you do not like my dream, I am sorry and forget me and if you like then please write or call or sent SMS me to my cell phone, I will write you regularly for your pleasure. It is morning. At least that is what my muddled senses are trying to tell me. I am aware of muted sounds and hints of filtered...
2 years ago
A little while after my ass had recovered from the reaming I got from the shemale hooker and her clients (see my other story "My first time with a shemale") I was again at that club (disco) in Hamburg's red light district off the Reeperbahn. Since people there were mostly preoccupied with smoking dope, being spaced out and talking rubbish I took a little walk to see what I could do about this persistent hornyness I felt. I came past a small movie house playing gay porn and decided to have a...
4 years ago
Since there wasn't any direct threat, and since the paper hadn't specifically identified him, Alex decided they could remain in the French Quarter a little longer. As much as he was afraid of exposure, he really enjoyed the city. He didn't feel the need to patrol the city looking for new followers, figuring with as much attention as he'd gotten around the city the majority of people with either type 1 or 2 traits had already been detected and included into the community. So with a fair...
4 years ago
(If you have sexual or racial hang ups...you should exit now and go find some site that you are comfortable with...I have no such hang ups and do not wish to entertain yours...not being hateful just being real. This world has far too many ignorant people to continue..so allow it to go on by exiting now!!!) Rebecca, was a tall(5'7") ivory skinned princess, she has shoulder length dark brown locks and size 34b breast, her waist was 26inches, with 34 inches hips. Rebecca was not the star female...
3 years ago
I was on my way home Friday night at about close to midnight when I received a call from my mom.My mom loves to smoke weeds. Mom ask me if I can get her some weeds , she forgot buy some earlier in the day from Marijuana Ckub store . She has medical marijuana card.I went to see one of my buddy who has connection and get some for her before I stop at her house.I arrived at her house and went straight to her room and gave her what she ask for.Mom want me to spend the night with her, because it...
2 years ago
Dave had to admit that after the past thousand miles that he was tired and somewhat bored of driving through farmland. This was most of the country, regardless of state. He’d developed a new appreciation for small towns along the way; places like Irene, South Dakota, with a population of four-hundred. As he rode slowly through the small community, he noted the pride in the town that residents had: six girls from the town had become Miss South Dakota in recent years, plus another sign declared...
4 years ago
I know her work schedule by heart. Her shift starts at 3:00 pm and it ends at 11:00 pm.She is on my mind constantly and I can't stop myself from wanting her, needing her. Just the thought of her makes my cock hard.These past few weeks I've been coming into the Quick Shop just to see her. She probably thinks I'm a creeper. Sometimes I have to hang back as she deals with other customers.Watching how she charms and flirts with her customers makes me jealous and horny. But tonight is the night I'm...
Quickie Sex
3 years ago
I could not pull my eye away from that hole. I kept rubbing my clit and fingering my asshole as I watched and waited to see what the man was going to do next. I saw him move toward the hole and I backed off. I watched as the head of his cock came through the hole that I was at looking through. I know this sounds sick, but what I did was I pulled my eye away from the hole and I opened my mouth and put it right up against the hole. I felt fingers touch my mouth, I closed my lips around them and...
3 years ago
Well, that's 3 down and 6 to go, counting the big boss. I was almost ready to take the marshal up on his offer to make me a deputy, but that could cramp my style, especially as a bounty hunter. Oh, well, everything gets complicated after a while. Besides, I like the idea of being a doctor, and, over the long haul, that's what I'd like to do with my life. I don't want to do anything to mess that up! This was a Monday and wash day, so I was dressed in my usual clothes for housework and...
4 years ago
Urvashi ek do din mein wapas jane wali thi.Wo kuchh udas thi.Pr chud chud kr khoob mast ho gai thi.Uske boob bhi bade ho gaye the.Wo raat ko mere paas nangi hi soti thi.Urvashi ko gaand mrwane ka khoob chaska tha. Dopahar ka time tha.Manoj tv dekh raha tha.Reena us se baat kr rahi thi.Reena ko dekh kr mera mood ban gya.Maine usko pichhe se pakad liya.Wo chunk gai. Reena-are kaun hai?Chhodo mujhe… Raj-tum ko to ab chod kr hi chhodunga meri jaaan… Wo ye sunte hi chunk gai.Manoj k samne wo ye...
3 years ago
So....these are a few cell phone stories I had to send to a friend. When she and I were in our younger 20s, she turned me out. She showed me what sex is REALLY supposed to be like. She moved a few states away and we lost contact. She searched me out when she moved back to the area and of which, we are now in our late 40s. She was still as hot as ever and was curious to see if her student had learned anything new. Well....THIS time....I turned HER out. I showed her what sex could REALLY be. She...
3 years ago
To Make the Grade by Eric (Thanks to Steve Z for editing.) The beautiful, brainy COED sighed with exasperation at her handsome boyfriend. "Look, you are about to get an F in applied Physics." The handsome wide receiver grinned, "Professor 'Fate' would never dare flunk me." "Sure he would! He's got tenure, hates football, and has brought the University about $30 million in government grants. They can't intimidate him. And don't you dare call him 'Prof Fate' to his face. Its...
3 years ago
It is a snowy February Saturday and the four of us are sitting in our TV room getting ready to watch a movie after a great relaxing dinner. We searched the pay per view and found Bait Shop, a comedy with one of those Blue Comedy guys Bill something. All of us loved to fish and we spent many days together out on our boat. Shortly after the movie started Karen stood up and walked over to my wife and whispered in her ear then they both smiled. My wife said, well it is now time to tell the...
3 years ago
This happened when I was hunting for a house for a cousin of mine. He was in the US and wanted to buy a house in Pune. He had a good budget and wanted to buy a luxurious flat in Koregaon park area. He wanted me to look at a couple of places and shortlist them for him. He was planning to come down within a month’s time to finalize the place. I started calling up a couple of adds and saw a couple of nice apartments. Then one day my broker took me to the house of this Sindhi lady who was fair,...
4 years ago
At the time of this story, I was the sales director for a specialty-chemical manufacturing company located in Houston, Texas. This is a customer-focused business, and we were competing with six other companies that provided similar products and services, so we often sponsored parties for our current and prospective customers. It was approaching the end of October, and my boss, Max Jensen, had planned a large Halloween costume party that would be held at his country club on Halloween night. Max...
1 year ago
Note : This story is completely fictional! It had been four months since Dave Rogers visited his sister and niece Anita. Dave has been very busy in his job as photojournalists, but the memory of his homecoming still lingered. As he sat on a plane on his way home from Africa, his eyes closed his mind seemed to be wrapped up in the lovely time he and his sweet eighteen-year-old niece had that first day by the pool. The thought of Anita’s young tender body hunted him. Her long red hair and soft...
Interracial
4 years ago
Mia awoke to find Tom lying stretched out on the bed next to her. A gentle smile appeared on his face as he watched her eyes open. She rolled over into his embrace, bringing her lips to his. As their lips parted, he smiled again and whispered, "Good morning." Mia returned his smile and, pointing slightly southwest with a wince of pain, said, "Before you ask, Arthur's that way." With an apologetic shrug, Tom grabbed his compass from the night stand and quickly wrote down the bearing....
2 years ago
Ok So I am at My House Thinking About My Newest Girlfriend. Then I decide To call Her Up. I dial Her Number And She Picks up The Phone And says Hello. I said Hello Jessica Can i Come Over Your House So we Can Hang out. She said Ok Sure. I said Ok ill Be There in 5 Minutes. So i go in My car and all Im Thinking About Is Having Sex With Her. This is My First Time Having Sex with Her. So When I got There And Knocked on The Door She Said Come up To My Room. We walked Up To her Room Thinking Does...
2 years ago
My First Time with Ted by alexcarr © Feeling Ted’s hot cock inside me proved to be a real learning curve, The way he stripped and unzipped me with that certain eagerness, his breathing changing rapidly as he eventually found my tackle my ass and everything, his warm fluid kisses which did everything enduring me to want his fuck so much. Holding my breath and gritting my teeth the first time his stiff cock started to enter my virgin ass I felt the immediate pain as he worked himself into me,...
4 years ago
It was morning…Isis awoke slowly, stretched and smiled softly as she remembered where she was…as she recalled the events of the previous night. She moved her arm over feeling for Finn…the bed was empty. Isis glanced around through half open eyes and spied Finn, standing nude in front of the window, watching the heavy falling snow in the dim light. He was turned slightly toward her, his tall angular profile outlined in the dim light coming through the window. She smiled when she saw his prick,...
2 years ago
When I was in college I had studied writing namely I took creative writing classes. I also took a few photography courses. Photography was more of a hobby as I didn't think I could turn that in to a living. My mom had died just last spring from lung cancer. She had smoked for years and the only thing that stopped her from smoking was her being diagnosed with lung cancer. The truth is if she hadn't passed there is no way I would be able to pay for college but her life insurance policy was...
4 years ago
Kathy Wu paused at the top of the stairs as she reached the sixth floor of the seven-story apartment house. The old tenement building had been built without the convenience of an elevator and if she had been visiting anyone other then her friend Jiang Li, she would've insisted that they meet her in the lobby. Stepping up to apartment 6B, the twenty-three year old ran one hand through her shoulder length black hair as she rang the small doorbell with the other. A long minute passed before the...
4 years ago
Copyright© 2004 A tidy young lady of Streator Dearly loved to nibble a peter. She always would say, "I prefer it this way. I think it is very much neater." The last time I had seen mom we had a large and very loud fight. I said some nasty things that could never be taken back - and her responses were really not digested by me until years later. Just after high school graduation mom married Gary - an upper management type of guy. Solid, boisterous, dependable and friendly. I...
2 years ago
Buck's Big Boob Bed Time Stories....I had only been on the job for about two weeks. It was just part time. I went to college during the day. Two nights a week I helped clean office buildings, banks and shops near campus. The pay was pretty good. I usually worked with two other guys. We get a text on the way to work. Where to meet. Then we divide the work up. One person would vacuum, the other garbage, and one would dust. Nothing to hard. It was just staying up all night that was difficult.I...
1 year ago
– 33 years old single MILF – She is an ex stripper and now doing some webcam modeling – Absolutely loves sex and figured why not make first porn – Has been fascinated by adult magazines since a young age – Even used to sneak late night adult TV to masturbate – Our favorite kind of milf, loves to please and suck cock – Really takes her time during BJs, slow, wet and sloppy – Such a horn ball she masturbates 3 times a day if she can – Likes some weird shit, even giving golden showers – A true...
xmoviesforyou
4 years ago
Gently, she placed her novel on the small weathered table beside her. Jarrah closed her eyes and tilted her heat back to feel the summer sun full on her face. The sun was warm and powerful as it kissed her skin. A smile played on her lips as the soft sea breeze whispered past her, taking with it some of the heat from the sun above. Jarrah loved summer. To hear the cicadas shrilling and see the heat shimmering off the tarmac on the roads meant that she was alive. The heat of the sun on her skin...
1 year ago
My wife has always had an urge to show off. It all started when we were teenagers. We ahd gone to a drive in and we were like all teenagers. We would park in the back rows and usually never saw the movies. On this particular night we were going at it pretty heavy. When I picked her up at her house she came out in a little short button down dress and look hot as hell. Well it didn't take long once we were at the movies for things to heat up quickly. Because the dress was a button up dress it was...
Voyeur
2 years ago
Kacey Quinn’s man comes home early from work and catches Kacey having fun with her vibrator. Kacey is super embarrassed and doesn’t want to let her man have any fun watching. Thankfully he’s persuasive and Kacey agrees to finish what she’s started. Her man can’t let her have fun all by herself, so he offers a hand to get Kacey’s motor really humming. As things get grooving along, his big black cock ends up being more helpful. He pounds that little white pussy with a gusto and leaves a big...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
This time I did fall asleep for a bit. It might have been just minutes or an hour, I couldn’t say. I was awakened by the ethereal voice of Enya and two hands that softly stroked my thighs. It was lovely. It was the perfect way to wake up. I stretched my arms and rubbed my eyes, the dimly lit room slowly coming back into focus. I felt hot. Robert and Clare were still snuggled up to me from both sides, Clare’s big breasts just a few inches from my face, and I didn’t even think before bridging...
Taboo
2 years ago
Johan komt thuis uit zijn werk en gaat eens lekker op de bank zitten en zet de televisie aan. het is inmiddels kwart over vijf, en hij vraagt zich af waarom zijn tweeling dochters nog niet aan het koken zijn. Dus hij besluit maar eens naar boven te gaan om te kijken wat de twee meiden aan het uitspoken zijn, als hij naar stilletjes naar boven loopt, hoort hij al zacht gekreun uit de kamer van saskia komen. Stilletjes loopt hij verder de deur van saskia's kamer zit dicht, maar de deur van denise...
3 years ago
A few days later John and Jenny were coming into the apartment. They found two men wearing white shirts and ties in the apartment on the sixth floor, “Who are you and what are you doing here?” John asked. “We are with Homeland Security, and we have some serious questions to ask you.” The taller man stated as he flashed his badge. “How did you get in here?” John knew, but he wanted them to say it, “Do you have a warrant?” “We don’t need a warrant to haul in someone that is a suspected...
3 years ago
Dan and Paul didn’t shower together but did clean the others cock for later use. They enjoyed sucking, stopping short of making the other cum. Susan and Rita soon appeared, naked with a fresh splash of perfume. They slipped on their dresses and staying with switched husbands returned to Barney’s Bar. The two new couples walked through the crowded, music-filled bar searching for an empty table. Passing the dance floor they noticed two women, likely drunk, dancing together topless, offering...
4 years ago
Gabe led the group of heavily armed and protected men and women as they converged upon the alley. Kaylee's tracer unit pinpointed her exact location as being here but Gabe had his doubts. Why would they be in an alley, there was no reason for it? They swarmed all over the car, shouts of "Clear!" sounding in the late night air. Gabe kicked the tire, swearing a blue streak. It was another dead end in a long line of dead ends. "This is the car," another detective called, pulling Kaylee's...
4 years ago
Oliver stood at the eastern end of the clearing as John Carter went through the ritual of sanctifying it as a grove for the Gods and Goddesses. He had been shocked as the meteors buried themselves in the corners of the glade. While others may have seen a dust and debris flying around the glade, he had seen a blinding white light. When the lightening had struck John Carter, he had seen to the other side as John joined his loved ones that had passed before. When everything was finished, Oliver...
3 years ago
SOULMATESChapter 1While paging through blogs on my favorite BDSM website, I came across one by a man, who claimed to have a slow-witted wife that he’d ?bought? 3 years earlier, and how much he enjoyed making her life miserable. Since he had mentioned his county and state, I knew we couldn’t be more than 25 or 30 miles apart. Fascinated with the idea of mixing things up, I wrote him immediately, and pulled no punches.?Hi, A.P. I read your blog with great interest. I am currently the...
1 year ago
I doubt there’s one reasonable person on this goddamn planet who could look me in the eyes and tell me that they wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to plow some tight Latina pussy. After all, these horny babes come in all shapes and sizes, from thick sluts with gravity-defying asses to petite whores that will ride you like nobody else. Now, I can’t magically make a hot Latina slut appear in your crusty fap den for you to fuck. What I can do is give you horny cucks a site full of hot amateur and...
Latina Porn Sites
2 years ago
A few months ago, my girlfriend and I moved in together, we're only a young couple in our early twenties and thought this a good idea to get a small place of our own. Naturally as any couple would do when moving into a new place, we christened every room in our place, from the bath tub to the kitchen table.I love my girlfriend, she's 5'7, shoulder length blonde hair, and at twenty years of age, she looks about eighteen. Her face is innocent looking, yet she knows exactly what she's doing when...
3 years ago
I'm Jim Layton. My wife of seventeen years is Mabel Layton, nee Clay. We were married young and in hurry. We'd talked about waiting, but when my Ranger unit, an element of the 82nd. airborne, was called up to go to Iraq in '91; we took the plunge. She was twenty at the time, and I was twenty-five. My very diminutive Mable is tawny-haired and some would say a bit on the plain side. She's a tad overweight too, but in her case I think it's sexy. Her best feature bar none is her dazzling...