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Tok Thots! There are a ton of different ways to watch porn and jerk off your peen. I’m not talking about all the genres of porn out there or the different ways you can stimulate your Roger Johnson. I’m talking about how you actually sit and consume porn. You didn’t think everyone approaches masturbation as you do, did you? If there are three and a half billion men on earth, there are three and a half billion ways to masturbate.
There is the classic approach that most men start with. First, they feel the reptilian urge creeping forth and hit the computer to select some appropriate fair. Then, once everything is in order, they watch porn and stroke for fifteen minutes or so and bust a fatty nut. It’s simple, easy, and done in twenty minutes. Afterward, they can get about the day with a renewed sense of calm and meaning.
Some guys like to make one nut an all-day proposition. They will watch some porn, start beating the meat and take themselves right to the edge before dropping the joystick and getting back to their day. Then, in a half-hour or so, they come back and repeat the process. By the time they bust a sticky wad in the late evening, hours have passed. I don’t know how those types function with blue balls all day. My dick would be crying tears of pre-cum.
There is a new breed of guys who practice semen retention. This means they never help their cum to leave their body. Nocturnal emissions are allowed, but otherwise, they do everything they can to hold onto their seed. For whatever reason, these dudes think keeping the cum stuffed in their balls helps them stay focused and achieve their goals. These dudes are usually crunchy crystal types. You know what I mean. The kind of fag who talks about veganism and “holding space.”
You would think semen retention and porn would not be a good combo, but I think those guys like the challenge. They want to be tempted by the dark arts but resist the urge like Jesus being tempted by the devil. This all seems like an incredible waste of time to me, but hey, to each their own, I suppose. That doesn’t mean I won’t make fun of your dumb asses, though.
The exact opposite of that group would be what I like to call utilitarian masturbators. These gentlemen are busybodies. They have a ton of shit to do every day and not much time to waste. They might be workout guys or CEOs or simply highly motivated. They don’t want to lose steam sitting down for a lengthy pocket pool break. These guys want to get in, bust a nut, and get out.
They almost exclusively watch porn on their phone in public bathrooms. Often they multitask by shitting and jerking at the same time. You haven’t experienced joy until you’ve pinched a loaf while cumming. Most of these guys end up developing a scat fetish after a few years. Have you noticed that it’s always ultra-powerful men that want to have chicks shit in their mouth? This is why. They accidentally trained their penis to associate poop with sex. Cause and effect, bitches. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.I Just Want to Cum a Lot
Then there are cats like myself who are just trying to cum as many times a day as physically possible. I’m dedicated to my craft. Every moment I can spare is spent watching porn and beating the fuck out of my dick. I don’t care what it takes. If the only moment I can spare for a wank is when I’m on the phone catching up with my mom, I’ll do it. Wait, I forgot, that’s not as horrifying for you fucks as it should be. You all watch incest porn and dream of the day your mom sucks your dick. Man, what a glorious few seconds it was when I had forgotten that fact. It was beautiful. I hope your mom has a heart attack while sucking your dick, and you feel like a terrible person.
My constant masturbation means I’m also always watching porn. It’s never enough. I always want more, more, more. I’m never sated. I want to absorb as much porn as I can every minute of the day. But sitting and watching an entire porn film doesn’t sound like a good time to me. I like to be constantly changing things up.
In the course of a few minutes, I might watch MILFs, anal, teens, double penetration, Nuru massage, hentai, amateur, etc. And that’s just one session. For a day, I might watch porn from thirty different genres. Do you think I became so knowledgeable about porn via book study? Fuck no. I stay in the trenches. I’m a fucking soldier.
A somewhat recent development has made shoving porn down my eye holes easy as pie. TikTok. For the uninitiated, TikTok is a social media site where people record short videos of themselves doing whatever. They have to be between fifteen seconds and two minutes, but most are in the fifteen to thirty-second range. At first, all the content was about dancing or strange challenges, but it didn’t take long for porn to rear its wonderful head.
What better porn consumption tool for gentlemen like myself who want to see more and more stuff? It’s impossible to get bored when brand new porn is starting on my screen every twenty seconds.
One thing I don’t want to do is have to sort through regular content to find the good stuff. Fortunately, Tokthots has my back. Tokthots puts in all the work of filtering out adult content, so I don’t have to. However, before I get too far, I have to give my readers a warning. Unless you are a trained professional, I recommend taking it slow on your first visit to Tokthots. Your brain stem might be overwhelmed at first by the sheer volume of naked bitches you’ll be seeing. Suddenly introducing that amount of pussy to your brain could cause it to shut down. I’ve heard of guys blacking out and only coming to when the layer of cum in the room reached their neck.
Tokthots is as simple as a website can get. There is no main menu, and what looks like a menu, links to other sites. Warning, the first row of content is advertising. Once you get past that, though, it’s nothing but you and naked TikTok bitches.A Trip Down Mammary Lane
Start by clicking whatever thumbnail first jumps out at you. Your selected content will pop right up, followed by a ton of recommended content to watch next. Ignore all that. The only thing you need now is the arrow button to the right that takes you to the next Tokthot. With that, you can scroll endlessly past clips of sexy naked bitches. It is somehow simultaneously mind-numbing and invigorating. If it’s your first time, you better go ahead and cancel all your plans for the day.
I’ll give you an example of my own recent journey. I started by clicking on a sexy mixed bitch with milk chocolate skin and a fat set of titties. She lubes her tits up and gives them a rub down for us. Next came a bitch in those yoga pants that separate your butt cheeks, explaining her reaction when a man asks to stick it in her asshole. There is no volume, but it looks like she is asking for lube.
After that is a short clip of a young woman with great tits and a fat ass in a bikini, it’s quick, so all we get is a shot of her front followed by her walking away from the cam. I’d give my left foot to fuck that bitch. The last one I’ll describe is a Tok titled “Describe my Body in One Word.” I got you bitch, putthattittyinmymouth. It’s one word in my world, so you’ll have to deal with it.
Tokthots will unleash an onslaught of porn you and your cock will barely be able to handle. You won’t know what the fuck hit you. The site does everything it was designed to do perfectly, so you better prepare for a long night, dip shits.
In between cries for help, I was still able to come up with some improvements that could be made. The primary issue for me is the lack of a menu or, more specifically, categories. It would be great to filter through Tokthots library by genre.
Clear your schedules fuck faces. It’s time to dedicate yourselves to the art of cumming for the rest of the night. Good luck, and godspeed.
Stevie
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