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Fuck-marry-kill is a classic childhood game that often makes its way into bar conversations. The idea behind it is that you choose who you would marry, fuck, or kill out of three candidates. Said people are usually celebs, although real humans make it into the mix also.
For example, out of the three, I would marry Zoey Kravitz, fuck Rihanna, and kill Beyonce. That is a particularly tough one, but you get the point.
F.M.K Race Edition
I invented a fun, if racist, variant on the game where you choose to fuck marry, and kill races. Is it a game to be played in polite company? Certainly not, but it's a blast to play with friends.
There are a few hard and fast rules I always like to follow. First, always kill whitey. It's fun, no one gets mad, and white bitches are often annoying. Second, always marry the Asian bitches. Nobody knows how to be a wife like an Asian.
The question then becomes, who do you choose to kill in a regular game if it's an all-white line-up? I usually make a judgment based on how few colonies they owned and how well they can hold their liquor. Needless to say, I marry a lot of Irish bitches.
How about selecting who you would marry if it's all Asian bitches? This has to be done on a case-by-case basis, but one hard and fast rule I stick with is marrying Filipinos.
Filipinos don't get enough respect in the porn world. Everyone is so focused on Japanese and Korean bitches that they forget about Filipinos. That is a big mistake.
Bitches from the Philipines are sexy as fuck, love to bone, and know how to keep a household. What else could an alpha male like myself want? All I need is a hot cunt to clean the house, fuck me, and make sandwiches.
Filipinos have a unique and exotic look that makes my penis do backflips. The black hair, caramel skin, and brown eyes are enough to take any man's pants off. When you add in the petite bodies and full lips, you have a recipe for cream pies.
These bitches are passionate also. They aren't the type to lay in bed like a dead fish while you do all the heavy lifting. They have no problem hopping on your dick reverse cowgirl style and giving you the ride of your life.
One of my favorite parts about dating Filipinos is their resiliency. Life isn't exactly easy in the Philipines, so cunts grow up fast. They are the opposite of a prissy bitch who needs everything handed to them. You could drop a Filipino off in the woods for a week, and she would survive just fine. I never have to worry about a bitch, and they never call me to help with some dumb shit.
As part of that skill set, they are very smart and quick on their feet. You won't find a better bitch to help you in an emergency situation. If you ever get robbed on a street corner, don't be surprised if she is the one that beats the dude up.
My favorite aspect of these bitches is their housecare, though. They are family-oriented, so you know the house will be tended to and dinner will be ready. Fuck yeah.
However, all this comes at a price. You can't bullshit these bitches like you can some other ladies. They will see right through your shit. Fortunately, there isn't much you need to hide. As long as you're pulling your weight, they don't care if you get fucked up with the boys or find a side piece at the club.
It's a damn shame you guys will never be able to experience fucking one of these fine ladies. I mean, it's a damn shame you guys will never experience fucking anyone, but not fucking Filipinos hurts a little extra.
While you might not be able to fuck them, you can watch them fuck on porn websites like Pahindot. Pahindot is a porn tube site that specializes in Filipino women, also known as pinoy.
Pahindot has a simple design that focuses on packing lots of thumbnails onto every page. The main menu hangs out up top and includes the options Home, Pinay, Cream pie, Homemade, MILF, Public, Solo, Blow job, Webcam, Offshore web hosting, Partners, and a search bar.
Pahindot doesn't have its own live streaming cam site, but they post recorded streams under the "Webcam" category. Many of the thumbnails in this section are split into three so you can see what happens throughout the video.
Slut Perfection
For the most part, webcam shows are based around teasing and masturbating, though, occasionally, some raw sex pops up. One of my favorite videos in this category is titled "Swabe Sa Kinis Nakakainis Ka Miss, Sherep Mo."
I don't know what that means, nor am I going to put the effort into looking up a translation. What I do know is that this is one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on. I wouldn't change a thing about her.
Her face is angelic and stunning. Her bright eyes and thick lips make her look more like a drawing than a real person. As your eyes work their way down her body, you'll discover perfectly perky C-cup tits and a slim waist. I would love to suck the color out of one of those nipples and then take a nap on her titty.
Continuing down past her navel is a shaved pussy that looks tight enough to snap your dick clean off. This bitch would have no options. I'm hitting it bareback and cream pieing the back of that pussy so hard that she'll be instantaneously eight months pregnant.
Pinay bitches will fuck anywhere at any time, including in public. I love when sluts go at my dick, no holds barred. The club is a popular theme in the public category of Pahindot. If you have ever danced with a Pinay, then you know dancing is eighty percent of the way toward sex already.
Can they twerk like a black chick with a fat ass? Unfortunately, no. Fat asses on the Philippine islands are few and far between, but they still know how to work what they have. I've left the club with a cum stain on my undies more than once.
Plus, these bitches know how to stealth fuck. If I had a dime for every time I was dancing with a Pinay and felt her slide my cock out and slip it under her skirt and into her pussy, I'd be retired. Have you ever requested a song from a DJ while the tip of your cock slams into a cervix? What am I saying? Of course, you haven't.
Where MILFs and Teens Become One
As bitches get older, they get hornier, and MILFS in the Philipines are no different. They get so hot and bothered for cock that I worry they may die without it. Plus, these pinay MILFs never seem to fucking age.
Take a peek at the teens on Pahindot, then take a peek at the MILFs. Can you see a difference? I certainly can't. These bitches stay teens until their mid-fifties. What are they feeding them?
Check out the cunt in the video "Cute MILF Pinasilip Ang Matambok Na Keps." This bitch is a MILF? When did she have her first kid? At the ripe old age of eight? It's the same thing with the slut in "Cute Pinay Hot MILF Laki ng Dyoga." They don't look a day over twenty-three.
Much of the content on Pahindot is homemade amateur shit. Pinay sluts love to film their bodies for the pleasure of pervs like you and I. While the webcam category is focused on masturbating, the homemade section is loaded with sexy bitches getting the shit fucked out of them.
And boy, do the sluts enjoy putting on a show. Pinay love to get every inch of their nude body on film while they have orgasm after orgasm. Can every Pinay cum multiple times? Is that an evolutionary survival trait on islands? All bitches must have screaming orgasms five times a day, or everyone gets eaten up by tigers. A scary prospect with a fun solution.
Filipino women are some of the best ladies on Earth. Fucking them is like sipping on a barrel-aged wine. It's to be appreciated. While you bastards will never fuck one, watching them on Pahindot is the next best thing.
My complaint about the place is the pop-ups. Not only are they good at getting in the way, but the ad space hasn't even been sold. What appears is a link to google. Somehow that makes the pop-ups even worse.
That doesn't matter, though. The porn in Pahindot is well worth clicking past a few ads.
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