MasterPC The Tech 003
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(This story uses the MasterPC program first written about by JRParz on the Erotic Mind Control Story Archive. He made the MasterPC program public for anyone to use)
Jeremy Sanderson was 22 and had just graduated from college. He had a degree in ecnomics and wanted to get his MBA, but was low on money, and already had student loans to pay off. He lived in a small studio apartment near campus. He had worked part time for a business consulting firm until he was laid off.
Jeremy was 6'0 with a slender build, curly red hair, a few freckles across his cheeks and long thin nose. He had had two girlfriends and had slept with one of them, though she was not very adventerous in the sack. She had broken up with him when she moved away to go to grad school.
Jeremy woke up one Saturday morning, made coffee, ate a banana and turned on his laptop to play some online chess. He noticed a new icon on his computer. He clicked on it, and a program opened.
Welcome to the MasterPC program! You have been randomly selected to be a user. Only a very small handful of people on the planet are selected. Here is how it works: Enter the name of a person into the program. If more than one person has that name, you will be asked to enter more details such as the person's age or city or any other more specific information. Once the person'ss profile is up, you may alter the person's body and mind through the input bars or by entering text. Have fun!
Jeremy looked at the program with suspicion. He typed in his name: Jeremy Jerome Sanderson. Turns out there were three other people with that name, so he put in his city, and his specific program came up. It had all of his detail: Height, weight, body measurements, body fat, and even IQ, libido, and sexual stamina.
Jeremy expanded his IQ from 115 to 150. He did feel smarter. He could remember details from his classes more clearly. He typed in penis size to the search engine, and his penis size 7.383 inches came up with a slider bar. He slid the bar to 10 inches, and he felt his cock grow. He got up and dropped his shorts and marvelled at the new size of his cock.
A few minutes later, Jeremy was more muscular, had more sexual stamina, could produce as much semen as he wanted, and was immune to all STDs. He stretched and looked over and saw someone had slid an envelope under his door. He walked over, picked it up, and opened it. It was a note from his landlady saying he was behind on the rent even though he was only 3 days past the due date. He rolled his eyes and thought about his landlady, the hot but rude and unpleasant Latina hottie Ms. Sanchez.
Jeremy went back to the MasterPC program and put in his landlady's name: Lauralee Sanchez.
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The program was opened: Master PC. It asked for a name. The user entered a name, and a profile came up. He looked at the menu. He could change the person's body and mind. There was a drop down menu where he could alter the person's height, weight, measurements, and physiology such as bladder control, gas production, metabolism, etc. The user smiled, cracked his knuckles and went to work.
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